Kankri V.
@carmineGnosiology
he/him | 9ff-spectrum | adult | Keen adherent 9f the discipline of Pr9blematics. | D9n't call me Signless. ((pfp image by taireierre on tumblr))
They co+uld've at least let me put a shirt o+n first. It's co+ld in here.
Why are you and your friends always in some shit?
I've w9ndered this as well. Pers9nally, I w9uld chalk it up t9 a path9l9gical need t9 act 9ut t9 c9mpensate f9r a lack 9f interi9rity. S9me pe9ple (speaking 6r9adly) simply are n9t a6le t9 satisfy themselves with9ut dragging every9ne ar9und them in t9 s9me kind 9f de6auchery as well. It's disapp9inting, really, 6ut f9rtunately, I am ar9und t9 help steer them t9wards the right path. #Lack9fInteri9rity #Generalizati9ns #N9tTargeted #TheRightPath
@twitchingR9adcull asks: how do you talk so much? this sounds like an insult but im genuinely at a complete loss at how much you speak on and on and on and on. it genuinely fascinates me. and also scares me a bit. like shivers going down my spine scares me. i dont know im not the trigger master. feel free to lecture me on this i guess Y9u aren't the first pers9n t9 ask me this. At s9me p9int I really sh9uld put t9gether an FAQ addressing the su6ject 9f my l9quaci9usness. While I d9n't understand why it is such a p9int 9f c9ntenti9n am9ng pe9ple, I am m9re than happy t9 discuss it. The reas9n I "talk s9 much", as y9u put it, is 6ecause I am very punctili9us with my w9rds. Simply put, the a6ility t9 articulate myself pr9perly and synthesize my c9gitati9ns int9 exact delineati9ns in 9rder t9 c9nvey certain sentiments the way I intend t9 is 9f the utm9st prep9nderance t9 me. With9ut the a6ility t9 utilize and cultivate exegesis the way we want, we, as mem6ers 9f the warm6l99ded pr9letariat, l9se the a6ility t9 adv9cate f9r 9urselves. The 69urge9is-sea and patriciate classes seek t9 dispirit and dem9ralize tr9lls like me 6y intimating t9 us that we are t99 dilettantish t9 c9gnize when we are 6eing patr9nized against. 6y utilizing my appanages when it c9mes t9 my inc9ntesta6ly prec9ci9us per9rati9n, I am dismantling these encum6rances wherever they may materialize. H9pe this helps. https://f9rms.gle/VZjSd4jfL9sFq92n7 #Ask69x #QnA #AskKankri #Questi9nsFr9mLxxxer #Tr9llLiteracyCrisis
DO YOU WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE LATER THIS WIPE. ANSWER IN ONE WORD OR LESS.
are You calllllling me illllllitTeratTe because i wondered whY You have walllllls upon walllllls oFf tTeXXXtT on a chitTtTr postT
Yes.
N9. If it seems like I am calling y9u illiterate, I rec9mmend y9u spend s9me time rereading my resp9nse t9 y9ur inquiry until its meaning sinks in.
@animeAffici9nad9 asks: WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ANIME. #NONE? I w9uld like t9 gently c9rrect y9ur assumpti9n that n9 c9ntent warnings are needed here 6y suggesti9ns s9me tags 9f my 9wn: #Assumpti9ns #Presumpti9ns #Sumpti9ns9fManyVarieties #CulturalAppr9priati9n #N9tCulturalAppreciati9n #UnethicalCulturalExchanges #Cl9sedPractices Since I am n9t East 6ef9ran and have n9 tracea6le East 6ef9ran ancestry, it w9uld 6e an irredeema6le and indefensi6le act 9f appr9priati9n t9 ch99se a fav9rite anime, as d9ing s9 w9uld 6e t9 p9siti9n myself as an auth9rity figure in a culture t9 which I d9 n9t 6el9ng. Th9ugh there are indeed s9me animes that I have partaken in, a few 9f which I w9uld even g9 as far as t9 say that I liked, I w9uld never presume t9 encr9ach 9n the rich and st9ried hist9ry 9f #Anime 6y speaking 9ver the v9ices 9f th9se wh9 are rightfully m9re entrenched in the culture than I am. Discussi9ns 9f "fav9rites" when it c9mes t9 the c9nsumpti9n 9f f9reign media sh9uld remain an intrac9mmunity matter 6etween mem6ers 9f the relevant culture, and as an #Ally t9 #East6ef9ran tr9lls and tr9lls affected 6y the #East6ef9ranDiasp9ra, I ch99se t9 decenter myself in the c9nversati9n as an enthusiastic 6ut 9utside 96server. Thanks f9r asking. https://f9rms.gle/VZjSd4jfL9sFq92n7 #Ask69x #QnA #AskKankri #Questi9nsFr9mDamara
WHAT DO YOU MEAN. 「AS AN ALLY AND...TROLL AFFECTED BY THE #EASTBEFORANDIASPORA.」YOU’RE NOT OPPRESSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO SEE RUFIOH AROUND. WHAT AFFECTED YOU.
Thanks f9r p9inting 9ut my typ9. I have since c9rrected it. What I meant was tr9lls (plural) affected 6y the #East6ef9ranDiasp9ra, such as individuals wh9 may 9r may n9t have East 6ef9ran heritage themselves 6ut are nevertheless entrenched in the culture in ways that I am n9t. The L9st Weea699s are an excellent example 9f this phen9men9n actually, as cultural am6assad9rs wh9 have never set f99t in the regi9n 6ut are nevertheless experts in East 6ef9rus' f9reign ways 9f life. I d9n't c9nsider myself a tr9ll affected 6y the #ED6, 6ut n9w that y9u menti9n it, I *am* an 9ppressed figure f9r having t9 6ear witness t9 s9me 9f the m9re distasteful L9st Weea699 ya9i rituals against my will.
vwoke!damara - hello. im sorry for being so mean. ill do better. vwoke!rufioh - haha hey 1 got you a prom1se r1ng,,, for us,,! vwoke!mituna - 1m go1ng to go t4k3 a shovw3r. vwoke!kankri - vwoke!meulin - uke? semeowv? vwhats that? vwoke!porrim - vwe livwe in a matriarchy. vwoke!latula - vwom3n should b3 4llovw3d to b3 f3m1n1n3! vwoke!aranea - ivwe decided not to get 8reast reduction surgery after all. vwoke!horuss - (i) i can be trusted at the natural history museum. vwoke!kurloz - hey guys vwhats up. vwoke!cronus - #notstraight vwoke!meenah - t)(is is my buoyfriend stevwen, )(e )(as a car.
Pe9ple are upset 6y this f9r s9me reas9n 6ut frankly, I appreciate the implicati9n that the w9ke!Kankri d9esn't have t9 say anything, 6ecause, 6y virtue 9f 6eing a Kankri, he's already sufficiently w9ke and theref9re d9es n9t need t9 pr9ve himself. H9pefully s9meday the rest 9f 9ur friends can see this as a wake up call and learn t9 f9ll9w suit 6y a6iding 6y the tenants 9f #W9kism faithfully. #ILikeThis9ne
I've acquired quite a few new f9ll9wers in the past few perigees during my peri9d 9f decreased activity 9n Chittr, f9r which I am very grateful. H9wever, I feel that I need t9 re-esta6lish s9me 69undaries 9f mine that I have n9t made evident in a while. There is a small 6ut n9t imp9ssi6le chance that y9u are acquainted with an9ther Kankri Vantas fr9m y9ur timeline, fr9m Chittr, fr9m a dream 6u66le, 9r fr9m elsewhere in the vast expanse 9f the splinternet. If s9, I am happy f9r y9u. Kankris acr9ss #Parad9xSpace are kn9wn t9 materially impr9ve the lives 9f the pe9ple ar9und them, and s9me 9f my cl9sest friends have thanked me f9r my and my alternates' ceaseless eff9rts in helping shape them t9 6e 6etter pe9ple. H9wever, if y9u are cl9se with an9ther Kankri, I must stress that that d9es n9t mean y9u are cl9se with me, and that g9es d9u6ly f9r th9se 9f y9u wh9 are in intimate r9mantic 9r sexual relati9nships with y9ur Kankri. I w9n't pretend I understand 9r appr9ve 9f this seemingly widespread desire am9ng s9 many 9f my alternate selves t9 shed what I assume was a lifel9ng dedicati9n t9 #Celi6acy, 6ut it is n9t f9r me t9 understand 9r appr9ve 9f. This p9st is n9t f9r me t9 c9ndemn the l99sening 9f 9ne's m9rals. Regardless, *I* am my 9wn individual with my 9wn th9ughts, feelings, aspirati9ns, and desires. I will take it in g99d faith that the sentiment is well-intenti9ned, 6ut I d9 n9t find it flattering t9 6e c9mpared t9 my alternate selves. I actually find the pr9spect t9 6e quite pr96lematic and, at the m9st egregi9us 9f times, 9utright 9ffensive. I have spent en9ugh time 9n this platf9rm 96serving their acc9unts t9 kn9w that there are fundamental ways in which we agree, which I w9n't get int9 here f9r the sake 9f 6revity, 6ut it d9es emphasize t9 me that we are n9t the same pe9ple. T9 treat any pers9n with alternate selves as if each iterati9n is interchangea6le is t9 deny us 9f 9ur tr9llmanity and aut9n9my as individuals. If y9u w9uld like t9 get t9 kn9w me as me, then my DMs, ask f9rm, and chitt c9mment threads are always 9pen. If, h9wever, y9u are simply g9ing t9 lump me in with whatever versi9n 9f Kankri y9u prefer m9st, then d9 n9t take 9ffense when I push 6ack 9n this classificati9n t9 assert my 9wn pers9nh99d. #Vaguep9sting #AlternateSelves #Individuality #Asserti9ns9fPers9nh99d #NewF9ll9werPSA #69undaryEsta6lishing #Menti9ns9fCeli6acy #Denial9fTr9llmanity #TheTirelessFightT9Reinf9rceAut9n9my #IfY9uHaveS9methingT9SayT9MeThenSayItT9Me
I DIDN’T READ MOST OF THE POST. ARE YOU PRETENDING YOU DON’T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE SIGNLESS AGAIN. WHY DON’T WE LET CHITTR DECIDE.
If y9u w9uld actually read the p9st y9u'll n9tice that I didn't address physical resem6lance whats9ever. H9wever, 9n that n9te, I will p9int 9ut that we d9n't l99k *that* much alike. 96vi9usly the similarities are there, 6ut we have entirely different aesthetic and fashi9n sensi6ilities. Any truly dedicated f9ll9wer 9f the Signless sh9uld 6e a6le t9 tell us apart.
It saddens me t9 see h9w eager y9u all are t9 rate y9urselves 9n an ar6itrary scale 9f attractiveness. I w9n't 6lame any9ne, 9f c9urse, as it is a mere side effect 9f an unfair system 9f #AttractivenessPrivilege 9f which we are all victim, 6ut I d9 cauti9n y9u all n9t t9 put t99 much 9f y9ur pers9nal valuati9n in h9w pleasing t9 the eye y9u may 9r may n9t 6e. T9 any9ne wh9 w9uld rate themself as average 9r 6el9w average in terms 9f l99ks, w9rry n9t. Just 6ecause y9u are unattractive d9es n9t change y9ur w9rth as a pers9n. #6eautyIsInTheEye9fThe6eh9lder #UglyAndPr9ud #Ar6itraryRankings #W9rds9fWisd9m #P9sitiveAffirmati9ns
8=l < My eye says you are not ugly 8=l < But that is me
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Thank y9u f9r saying s9, 6ut this p9st was n9t made in reference t9 myself, 6ut in resp9nse t9 pe9ple I've seen 9n my Chittr timeline rating themselves l9wly and expressing negativity a69ut it. I am actually quite secure in my relative level 9f attractiveness, and have n9 reas9n t9 divulge my th9ughts 9n it 9ne way 9r the 9ther.
While it is unf9rtunate t9 see that y9u think s9 p99rly 9f y9ur 9wn relative 6eauty, I will 9nce again reinf9rce that there is n9thing wr9ng with 6eing ugly. In fact, I am pr9ud 9f y9u f9r s9 pu6lically claiming y9ur status as a -3. I enc9urage y9u t9 f9cus less 9n y9ur perceived ugliness and t9 channel y9ur energy instead int9 9ther areas in y9ur unlife in which y9u excel. I am sure y9u can think 9f s9mething.
What is there t9 6e said a69ut Christian Mingle (2014) that hasn't already 6een said? ...N9, really? Much t9 the ann9yance 9f my fell9w #CRA6Night c9mpatri9ts, and indeed, eventually my 9wn ann9yance, Christian Mingle was a film rec9mmended t9 me 6y a f9ll9wer 9n Grum6lr. The an9nym9us asker claimed it was an earnest suggesti9n 6ased 9n their percepti9n 9f my interests, 6ut n9w I have t9 w9nder if the end9rsement was made in jest. 9ne cann9t even really call it a film. It's a nearly tw9 h9ur l9ng advertisement f9r a dating app that I cann9t imagine any9ne w9uld have interest in 6ec9ming a patr9n 9f after watching this. Christian Mingle is, t9 put it lightly, a sl9g t9 get thr9ugh. At 9nly 103 minutes, 9ne w9uld think it isn't t99 difficult t9 get thr9ugh, 6ut the pl9t drags its metaph9rical feet thr9ugh what sh9uld 6e a 69g standard "liar revealed" st9ry. The chemistry 6etween the tw9 leads is laugha6ly n9nexistant, the script 69rders 9n par9dy at times, and every9ne inv9lved l99ks as if they are sleepwalking thr9ugh the wh9le pr9ducti9n, the direct9r included. 1/5 stars. The 9nly thing saving it fr9m a 0/5 rating was that it was *largely* in9ffensive, th9ugh the less that is said a69ut this m9vie's 6latant disdain f9r the cultures it claims t9 6e helping thr9ugh its pr9tag9nist's missi9nary w9rk, the 6etter. #Undiscl9sedAdvertising #Religi9usFraud #HeresyIThink #Inappr9priateSushiEtiquette #Missi9naryW9rk #Missi9naryP9siti9ns #LiarRevealedPl9t #Du6i9uslyAppr9priateAccents #HumanChristianity #Religi9nMenti9n #ItReallyIsJustAnAd #Admittedly #IFellAsleep @handMaid @aer9dynamicTramp @twiceAnnihilated @aeneasCaldarium #M9vieReview #CRA6M9vieNight #AndCr9nus #NamePending
SO BAD IT PUT YOU TO SLEEP. #ZEROSTARS. #NEVERLETTINGYOUMAKEADECISIONAGAIN. #CULLED. #BITCHED. #SILENCED. #RESTRAINED. #PUNISHED.
I can 9wn up t9 the fact that my suggesti9n was p99rly received (alth9ugh I will 9nce again stress it is a suggesti9n that came at the 6ehest 9f a Grum6lr user and was theref9re n9t *my* pick), 6ut that d9es n9t mean I sh9uld 6e 6arred fr9m making decisi9ns in the future. If that's h9w it w9rked, then I w9uld have t9 vet9 y9u fr9m picking m9vies again after Secretary.
Greetings, Chittrers 9f Parad9x Space! While s9me 9f y9u may have f9ll9wed me here fr9m 9ther platf9rms such as #Su6stack 9r #Grum6lr (welc9me! D9 n9t share these acc9unt handles with9ut my permissi9n), I w9uld like t9 use this pinned p9st t9 f9rmally intr9duce myself t9 th9se 9f y9u wh9 are just n9w j9ining me. My name is Kankri Vantas, and in n9 particular 9rder, I am: a he/him pr9n9un user | a pr9ud 9ffspectrum tr9ll | unalive | a f9rmer mem6er 9f the f9rmer 6ef9ran s9ciety | a current mem6er 9f a dream6u66le pseud9s9ciety | v9luntarily celi6ate | quadrant agn9stic | 5 feet 4.96 inches in height | a Seer 9f 6l99d | the th9ughtleader 9f a du6i9usly successful SGRU6 sessi9n | pr9va6ly neur9typical | t9uch-repulsed | sex-repulsed | sex-p9sitive | a surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system | a resp9nsi6le gun 9wner | a signless tr9ll I am n9t: a mutant6l99d | a 6urgundy6l99d | a wriggler | cull6ait | the Signless | the Sufferer | religi9us | sexist | a gun nut D9 n9t interact if y9u meet any 9r all 9f the criteria listed 6el9w: pr9selytizers | evangelizers | pers9ns trying t9 c9nvert 9thers t9 their 6eliefs systems | Tayl9r Swifte stans | the Su6stack admin team unless it is t9 reverse my unjust 6anning | 6ef9ran cullers | Alternian cullers This Chittr page will c9ver a diverse array 9f t9pics, ranging fr9m #Aquadr9manticism t9 #Z9diarchicalAn9malies. I cann9t p9ssi6ly tag them all here s9 I will issue a 6lanket warning n9w that I will d9 my 6est t9 tag f9r p9tentially triggering as they appear, 6ut that I may err. Tread with cauti9n when viewing my pr9file, and if there is anything that y9u need tagged s9 y9u can add it t9 y9u filter list, d9 n9t hesitate t9 let me kn9w. My DMs are usually 9pen. Thank y9u f9r reading and I h9pe y9ur time here is rich with enlightenment.
Could You Please Summarize This For Brevitys Sake
Thank y9u f9r asking, 6ut I w9n't 6e d9ing that. What specifically are y9u having tr9u6le with understanding? It w9uld 6e n9 tr9u6le at all f9r me t9 expand 9n s9mething.
8=l < Comments without commnetary: 8=l < 1. Quadrant agnostic? 8=l < 2. "five feet and four point nine si% inches tall" 8=l < That's all, I respect everything else
Thank y9u f9r y9ur c9mments, which I will ch99se t9 interpret in g99d faith. T9 y9ur first p9int: #QuadrantAgn9stic means I d9 n9t 6elieve in the validity 9f the quadrant system as it is imp9sed 9n 6ef9ran s9ciety. I rec9gnize that s9me tr9lls find c9mf9rt in it, and that is *fine*, 6ut I w9uld str9ngly rec9mmend they interr9gate the widespread 6elief that a tr9ll "needs" t9 have quadrantmates, the 6elief that a tr9ll "needs" t9 have 9nly 9ne partner per quadrant, and the 6elief that a tr9ll can 9nly fulfill 9ne quadranted type 9f em9ti9nal need f9r their partner. After all, there is n9thing, 6i9l9gically speaking, that prevents a pers9n's m9irail fr9m fulfilling traditi9nally caligin9us em9ti9nal needs f9r them as well. As l9ng as 69th (9r h9wever many) parties are 9n the same page, there is n9 need t9 adhere s9 strictly t9 the rigidity 9f the r9mantic categ9ries. I als9 d9 n9t 6elieve that every tr9ll even needs r9mantic partners t9 lead a satisfact9ry (un)life, such as myself. T9 y9ur sec9nd p9int: Yes. What a69ut it? #PinnedP9st #PinnedP9stInquiries #C9nstructiveFeed6ack #G99dFaithC9mmentary #Menti9ns9fR9mance #Menti9ns9fR9mance #Amat9quadn9rmativity #Rejecti9n9fAmat9quadn9rmativity
To those of you who 8elieve that Kankri Vantas is a firm #pacifist, here's the evidence that proves otherwise. ::::) #The8lockIsDestroyed #NoOneWon
Take this p9st d9wn. I did n9t give y9u permissi9n t9 capture and share my likeness. This is defamati9n. #AndImN9tATwink
It's only defamation if the elements of the post are false. ::::) #YesYouAre
Precisely. La6elling me as a twink is, indeed, a falseh99d, and thus an act 9f defamati9n. 6esides it 6eing an inaccurate way t9 descri6e my physique, "twink" has specific c9nn9tati9ns within the human gay c9mmunicati9n, which is a c9mmunity that I d9 n9t 6el9ng t9. Assigning me this m9niker w9uld 6e an act 9f #C9ercedCulturalAppr9priati9n and I d9 n9t c9nsent 9r agree.
8=l < Ride your local horse 8=l < Punch your local Cronus 8=l < Offer your local Aranea some tea with honey 8=l < Listen to your local Kankri's rambles 8=l < Play games with your local Mituna 8=l < Judge your local Damara harshly 8=l < Pet your local Meulin
@carmineGnosiology 8=l < Given I posted this 10 hours ago 8=l < You specifically came to my page and scrolled it just to mediate this post 8=l < I am being a supportive friend and this is the than% I get
I did n9 such thing. If y9u *must* kn9w, I happened t9 perf9rm a r9utine namesearch, as I 9ften d9 t9 keep myself a6reast 9f any necessary criticism, feed6ack, disc9urse, 9r 9therwise relevant c9ntent that menti9ns me in any capacity, and this p9st was at the t9p 9f the results page. F9r what it's w9rth, I d9 n9t find the asserti9n that my lengthy, educati9nal discussi9ns are c9nsidered ram6les t9 6e very supp9rtive, as the term ram6le implies a level 9f triviality, 6ut I have als9 gleaned fr9m y9ur past p9sts that y9u have s9me kind 9f cl9se, p9ssi6ly r9mantic relati9nship with y9ur 9wn Kankri (and I use "y9ur" in the sense that this is s9me9ne y9u are well acquainted with, n9t t9 apply literal 9wnership), s9 I was n9t g9ing t9 c9mment 9n it. I *am* all9wed t9 react t9 simply react t9 things every 9nce in a while. #FalseAccusati9ns #Namesearching #N9rmalizeNamesearching #Menti9ns9fTimelineDiscrepancies #Th9ughISupp9seIAppreciateTheFactThatY9uListen #N9tEvery9neD9es
I'm pleased to+ repo+rt that everyo+ne has mo+stly been keeping up the go+o+d behavio+r! Po+sitive reinfo+rcement really do+es wo+nders. @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy @aeneasCaldarium @handMaid @twiceAnnihilated @cuttlefishCrusher @aero+dynamicTramp @taciturnTerro+r @arachno+idGrimo+rium @cavalierTho+ro+ughbred @gelidCalco+grapher #Po+sitiveReinfo+rcement #Go+o+dBehavio+rChart #Suggestive #IYKYK
This is a6surd, and y9u kn9w it. Und9ing my 9wn huskt9p's wriggler safety l9cks is n9t w9rth l9sing a sticker, and neither is accidentally 69rr9wing Aranea's hair6rush with9ut realizing it was hers. I even made sure t9 clean it after I was d9ne s9 if anything y9u 9ught t9 reward me with an additi9nal sticker f9r d9ing s9. Y9u are transparently h9lding me t9 much higher standards than any9ne else, presuma6ly due t9 my 6l99d c9l9r status, and I demand t9 have my star stickers rightfully reinstated. #UnfairTreatment #D9u6leStandards #HighExpectati9ns #High6l99dExpectati9ns #Anti9ffspectrum6ias
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... yeah, uh... even 1f 1ts not a slur, 1 dont really wanna be called a p1x1e, buddy...
W9w. This is SUCH a severe invasi9n 9f privacy I alm9st d9n't kn9w where t9 6egin. F9r starters, y9u have n9 a6ility t9 pr9ve that these G9regle search results 6el9ng t9 me and n9t s9me 9ther tr9ll with a similar quirk. I'm n9t the 9nly pers9n that utilizes 6s and 9s in this fashi9n, n9r am I the 9nly pers9n c9ncerned with p9tential anti-winged tr9ll slurs 9r sex c9medy c9ntent warnings. Actually, these are all perfectly n9rmal things f9r a pers9n t9 6e interested in. N9t t9 menti9n the fact that s9me9ne c9uld just as easily 6e impers9nating me f9r s9me s9rt 9f sick gain. If y9u w9uld d9 y9ur due diligence and *actually* c9nduct pr9per research instead 9f relying 9n heresy, y9u w9uld kn9w that there are n9 incriminating searches 9n any 9f my devices 6ecause I am a m9rally s9und, law-a6iding 6ef9ran Dream 6u66le citizen wh9 d9es n9t spend his free time making menial G9regle inquiries. And even if I were the type 9f pers9n wh9 w9uld have any interest in determining why my friends are 96sessed with flirting with me t9 seemingly n9 end (which I am n9t, 6ecause I d9n't care what certain tr9lls with pr9miscu9us attitudes get up t9), I d9n't appreciate having it laid 9ut here as if there is anything wr9ng with w9ndering a69ut it. That is a perfectly harmless inquiry f9r a pers9n t9 have. Amat9quadn9rmativity is a disease that plagues the minds 9f the average tr9ll, and f9r th9se 9f us enlightened en9ugh n9t t9 fall int9 its trappings, it can 6e 6affling t9 witness fr9m an 9utsider's perspective. There isn't anything wr9ng with that. 6esides, y9u sh9uldn't even 6e a6le t9 access any 9f these. I cleared my search hist9ry. It's w9rris9me that it evidently d9es n9thing. #PrivacyInvasi9ns #MistakenIdentity #RightT9Privacy #Amat9quadn9rmativity #FaultyResearchHa6its #LeakedData #AttemptedShaming #IncriminatingSearches #IncriminatingSearches6el9ngingT9S9me9neElse
I'm n9t trying t9 call y9u a pixie. I l99ked it up t9 understand the hist9ry 6ehind the w9rd s9 I c9uld determine whether it was appr9priate t9 use 9r n9t. 6elieve me, the last thing I w9uld ever want t9 d9 is c9ntri6ute t9 marginalizing y9u due t9 y9ur pr9minent anat9mical differences.
d1d you s3r1ously w4sh 4 c4st 1ron p4n k4nk13? oof.
...9kay, may6e I did. 6ut in my defense, P9rrim always c9mplains that I d9n't help en9ugh with the dishes, s9 I tried t9 get ahead 9f her c9mplaints this time. H9w was I supp9sed t9 kn9w that this 9ne pan was supp9sed t9 6e treated differently than every 9ther pan? It isn't as if it c9mes with any instructi9ns. 6esides, fr9m my research, I disc9vered that the way pe9ple are meant t9 care f9r cast ir9n pans is pretty unhygienic. I pr96a6ly did P9rrim a fav9r 6y attempting t9 wash it, even if she still refuses t9 see it that way.
BOSS MAKES A BOONBUCK. I MAKE A BOONDIME. THAT'S WHY WE #YURIBAIT. ON COMPANY TIME. FEATURING @terribleFate IN THE NEW #GREYLADIES. PAGE 49. SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS. AND YOUR SECRETIONS. #SUGGESTIVE.
If this is the kind 9f thing y9u get up t9 in y9ur place 9f w9rk, it's n9 w9nder y9u c9uldn't make it thr9ugh even an h9ur 9f #SelfRestraintSunday. I'd say I'm disapp9inted, 6ut I supp9se disapp9intment w9uld require having had faith in y9u t9 6egin with. 6ut n9 matter. We'll just have t9 try again next week until y9u can kick y9ur filthy ha6its f9r g99d. #FriendlyChastising #Plat9nicDisapp9intment #ShakingMyHead
flew 1n to 1trolly last n1ght... and bouy, are my w1ngs t1red... crash1n w1th my bro @carm1neGnos1ology }:) ((Art by @handMa1d ))
9ne 9f these days, I will really have t9 get t9 the 69tt9m 9f y9u pe9ple's fascinati9n with taking and upl9ading ph9t9s 9f me with9ut my c9nsent. It's strange, it's invasive, and it's unflattering. D9 y9u think I *want* pictures 9f me in my sleepcl9thes all 9ver the splinternet? I'm starting t9 think we need t9 6an palmhusks fr9m the r99m in 9rder t9 st9p this s9rt 9f injustice. #Inv9luntaryPh9t9graphy #N9nc9nsensualVulnera6ility #SleepRelatedInjustices
Let's get 9ne thing 9ut 9f the way. Grease (1978) is a69ut sex. #Sp9ilers in69und. Thankfully, there are n9 explicit sex scenes, even if there are plenty 9f 9vert allusi9ns t9 it, fr9m J9hn Trav9lta's crass hip thrusting in "Summer Nights" t9 nudges a69ut h9w and why the Pink Ladies are p9pular with the 69ys. 6ut the threat that l99ms 9ver the heads 9f the students 9f Human Rydell High, m9res9 than the uncertain nature 9f Danny's and Sandy's pending matespritship, is the pursuit 9f carnal desire. Every scene, every character arc, every pl9t detail (if y9u c9uld even accuse Grease 9f having a "pl9t") is tainted 6y it. They're 96sessed. Really, with h9w much 6l99d is rushing t9 these characters' nether regi9ns, it's a w9nder they can even stand with9ut getting lightheaded. 6ut m9re than that, Grease is a69ut the s9cietal pressures surr9unding sex, and the ways humans resp9nd t9 it. It's f9r this reas9n that I pity these adult teenagers. The thing standing in the way 9f Danny Zuk9's feelings f9r his 6l9nde param9ur is his ina6ility t9 shed the percepti9ns put up9n him 6y s9ciety, perpetrated 6y his friends (wh9, themselves, are simultane9usly victims and uph9lders 9f the system). I f9und myself really sympathizing with him. His st9ry finds him 6eing c9nstantly pushed and pulled 6etween em6racing his s9fter, tender feelings f9r Sandy and clinging 9n t9 his image 9f a leather-clad lech. He cann9t have 69th, as Sandy and the narrative p9intedly and repeatedly assert her c9mmitment t9 remaining virginal, s9 he must ch99se. When the m9vie can f9cus l9ng en9ugh 6etween charmingly 9utdated musical num6ers and the gr9undnut gallery 9f supp9rting characters t9 dedicate time t9 this pl9t p9int, it's actually pretty c9mpelling. H9wever, if y9u've never seen Grease, d9n't g9 int9 it expecting a film t9 validate the imp9rtance 9f a #ChasteLifestyle. Th9ugh the m9vie typically sides with Sandy – even g9ing as far as t9 punish her f9il, Rizz9, f9r having n9nquadranted sex 6y saddling her with a pregnancy – it d9esn't stick the landing. The final musical num6er sh9ws the tw9 l9vers as having swapped pers9nal aesthetics, seemingly t9 represent seeing 9ne an9ther's viewp9int and w9rking t9wards c9mpr9mising when it c9mes t9 their sexual inc9mpati6ility. 6ut Zuk9 sheds the tasteful cardigan while Sandy maintains her new "6ad girl" l99k, cementing her fully succum6ing t9 temptati9n as they gyrate all 9ver the fairgr9unds. 3.5/5 stars. "Greased Lightnin'" is catchier than it has any right t9 6e. A full list 9f c9ntent warnings f9r this m9vie can 6e f9und 6el9w: #AgeInappr9priateCasting #AdultsPretendingT96eSch99lfeeders #Musicals #Music #Singing #9utdatedMusicGenres #PinkLadies #WrigglerishPranks #America #S9ngsA69utHeter9quadrantR9mance #R9ckinAndR9llinAndWhatn9t #CulturallyDiverseAccents #DrugUse #Failsex #UnsafeCh9re9graphy #DreamSequences #Unreality #ClingyFriends #HumanPregnancy #Sch99lfeedingDr9p9uts #6eautySch99lfeedingDr9p9uts #SexuallySuggestiveDancing #AL9t9fIt #Make9vers @handMaid @aer9dynamicTramp @aeneasCaldarium #M9vieReview #CRA6M9vieNight #AndCr9nus #NamePending
true... but man, danny zuko 1s k1nda... 😳 y'know what 1 mean?
I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE. AND IT’S GOING TO BE ANOTHER SEX MOVIE THIS WEEK. PREPARE YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY. #SUGGESTIVE.
N9, Rufi9h, I d9n't kn9w what y9u mean, and I will n9t ask y9u t9 ela69rate. Keep y9ur illicit th9ughts t9 y9urself.
D9n't y9u ever think a69ut anything 9ther than sex? Clearly I'm g9ing t9 have t9 c9mpile a list 9f m9vies a69ut 9ther, m9re accessi6le t9pics in 9rder t9 de-sex #CRA6M9vieNight.