Kankri V.
@carmineGnosiology
he/him | 9ff-spectrum | adult | Keen adherent 9f the discipline of Pr9blematics. | D9n't call me Signless. ((pfp image by taireierre on tumblr))
~vvill not be attending #eridanvveek for the sake of my physical and mental health
I am happy t9 see m9re pe9ple taking a stand against this rampant friv9lity. Next time, th9ugh, remem6er t9 tag y9ur p9st with #N9thingWeek instead f9r additi9nal reach. We want the w9rd 9f this pr9test t9 get t9 as many pe9ple as p9ssi6le.
As #EridanWeek trends 9nce m9re, I w9uld like t9 remind every9ne that it is a c9mpletely 9pti9nal event. If y9u t99 are gr9wing weary 9f the c9nstant pr9m9ti9n, the disgustingly want9n hed9nism, the endless cha9s, and the sight 9f certain typing quirks 9n y9ur Chittr feed, I ask y9u yet again t9 j9in me in #N9thingWeek. N9thing Week (#N9thingWeek) is a c9unterpr9test campaign that aims t9 s9lve the central gripe 9f Eridan Week (#EridanWeek): that Chittr users are upset, unc9mf9rta6le, and dismayed at the th9ught 9f spending seven entire nights dedicated t9 artificially lauding 9ne du6i9usly deserving individual. And as N9thing Week d9es n9t have the same c9rp9rate 6ackings 6ehind it that certain 9ther mass events d9, I am pr9ud t9 state that N9thing Week is anticapitalist, sustaina6le, renewa6le, diverse, equita6le, and inclusive. If y9u w9uld like t9 take part 9f #N9thingWeek, I enc9urage y9u t9 p9st a69ut it using the appr9priate hashtags and spread the w9rd t9 y9ur friends, family, acquaintances, neigh69rs, and tech-savvy lusii. With y9ur help, we can get #N9thingWeek trending and finally put an end t9 this ludicr9usness. #N9thingWeek
Please enjoy the alternative enrichment of #nothingweek sponsored by CROCKERCORP! Your endorsement compensation is on the way, Kankri. It is truly a pleasure doing business with you.
There seems t9 6e s9me c9nfusi9n. Perhaps y9u have g9tten me mixed up with 9ne 9f the 9ther Kankris 9n this platf9rm (in which case I str9ngly urge y9u carefully read the Chittr handles 9f the pe9ple y9u resp9nd t9 6ef9re making such an err9r again), 6ut I have n9t accepted any such funds, and have n9 intent t9 6e a part 9f y9ur g9vernment-funded mass marketing campaign. N9thing Week (#N9thingWeek) is a grassr99ts, n9npr9fit hashtag m9vement f9r the pe9ple (#F9rThePe9ple) that d9es n9t and will n9t align itself with Eridan Week 9r its 6eliefs, and y9u are n9t auth9rized t9 a6s9r6 it within y9ur 6rand. Wh9ever has t9ld y9u 9therwise is misinf9rmed.
He's such a kidder, this one.
I am n9t. #N9thingWeek is a seri9us issue and I appr9ach it with n9thing 6ut the gravity that it deserves. I d9n't kn9w wh9 9n y9ur team is resp9nsi6le f9r this mix-up, 6ut see that it is rectified immediately 6ef9re I am f9rced t9 take acti9n against y9u.
EVERY WEEK IS #NOTHINGWEEK. WHEN LIFE ITSELF. IS AN INESCAPABLE CAGE.
I appreciate the spirit, alth9ugh I find y9ur messaging t9 6e a little 6leak. Still, I am happy t9 see the supp9rt f9r #N9thingWeek.
9n an unrelated n9te, n9t inspired 6y any s9rt 9f recent events, I want t9 remind any9ne practicing #celi6acy t9 remain steadfast in y9ur c9nvicti9ns, n9 matter what s9rt 9f temptresses cr9ss y9ur Chittr feed 9r y9ur thinkpan. And remem6er, stay away fr9m Eridan Week. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
CAN YOU DESCRIBE SOME OF THE TEMPTRESSES. SO I CAN AVOID THEM BETTER.
N9, it's a hyp9thetical. I am just saying, *if* s9me9ne were t9 6e struggling with de6ased th9ughts 9f any kind, I w9uld just like t9 9ffer my supp9rt t9 them and remind them that integrity and strength 9f m9ral character is always prefera6le t9 giving in.
AAH. I UNDERSTAND. IT IS BETTER TO BE DENIED. LEFT WANTING. IT IS A PURER DESIRE. UNTAINTED BY ACTUALIZATION. WOW. I AM STARTING TO GET. YOUR WHOLE CHASTITY THING. YOU ARE KIND OF. EVEN SICKER THAN ME. IN A WAY. IT IS ADMIRABLE. THAT EVEN IN LONELY. ACHING NEED. YOU DENY YOURSELF. THE SIMPLE COMFORT. OF THE TOUCH OF ANOTHER. OR EVEN. YOURSELF. SO AS TO REMAIN FOCUSED. ON THE FAKE STRENGTH POINTS. THAT YOU ACCUMULATE. BY NOT THINKING ABOUT BULGE. #NSFW #KINDOFHOT #COULDNOTBEMETHOUGH #INEEDITTOLIVE
This is a gr9ss perversi9n 9f the tenets 9f a celi6ate lifestyle. I shall kindly ask y9u t9 st9p attempting t9 misguide my f9ll9wers (wh9 9f c9urse read all 9f my p9sts and replies cl9sely) and I d9wn y9ur path 9f depravity.
I'm starting to think that, for vagueness' sake, "recent events" may have 8urnt the idea of 8eing attracted to anyone out of my 8rain. Much to consider. Not sure if I'm concerned a8out that or not.
Might I interest y9u in taking a #v9w 9f #celi6acy with me?
I don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment right now, sorry.
I am a little disapp9inted t9 hear that, 6ut that's quite alright. When 9r if (9r when) y9u d9 ever change y9ur mind 9n the su6ject, y9u kn9w where t9 find me. Celi6acy will always 6e here t9 welc9me y9u with metaph9rically 9pen arms.
I'm coming to the harrowing realiz8ion that I don't recognize the names of *any* of these cele8rities. Am I out of touch?
Fr9m what I gather, the cele6rities featured at #eridanweek are primarily c9ntemp9rary Alternian entertainment, s9 it d9esn't surprise me that y9u haven't heard 9f them. That's why I am pr9p9sing #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 #eridanweek that aims t9 highlight all 9f 9ur unique characteristics and acc9mplishments and feature n9 entertainment whats9ever s9 we d9 n9t run the risk 9f alienating any9ne unfamiliar with these new age musicians. If y9u are interested, please make p9sts with the hashtag #every9neweek and share them with y9ur circle 9f friends and enemies t9 spread awareness.
While I'm not adverse to the idea of this event, I'm not sure I'm the kind of person who can rally people to the cause, as it were. Particularly in the case of the last caveat of your message; I wouldn't like to get into it at the moment, 8ut things are a little dicey in terms of "Aranea Serket" and "having friends".
I understand. S9me tr9lls have difficulty quantifying their friends and acquaintances, while s9me tr9lls are simply disinterested in friendship as a c9ncept. If y9u feel y9urself t9 6e the latter, y9u may 6e #aplat9nic 9r s9mewhere 9n the #Aplat9nicSpectrum. If y9u think y9u may 6e, I have a p9st 9n my #Su6stack page discussing the intricacies 9f tr9lls wh9 lack attracti9ns that I can send y9u t9 peruse. That said, I d9 still enc9urage y9u t9 p9st a69ut #every9neweek even if y9u d9n't think y9u have a large en9ugh f9ll9wing. Chittr isn't a69ut amassing f9ll9wers, after all. As l9ng as we can get the t9pic trending, every c9ntri6uti9n t9 the #every9neweek tag is imp9rtant, n9 matter h9w small.
som3th1ng t3llz m3 th4t 1 should NOT 4t 4ll go to th1s 3r1d4n w33k sh1t!
As s9me9ne wh9 has 9nly 6een 96serving fr9m afar, I can say with c9nfidence that the cha9s and depravity 9f t9night's festivities d9 n9t instill me with high h9pes f9r the rest 9f this week. That's why I am pr9p9sing #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 #eridanweek that aims t9 highlight all 9f 9ur unique characteristics and acc9mplishments. If y9u are interested, please make p9sts with the hashtag #every9neweek and share them with y9ur circle 9f friends and enemies t9 spread awareness.
As the news r9lls in 9f Tr9ll 6run9 Mars' demise during the events 9f #eridanweek, I w9uld like t9 use this as a m9ment t9 9nce again pr9m9te #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 this week's festivities dedicated t9 cele6rating every9ne's acc9mplishments equally and n9t putting any 9ne pers9n 9n any s9rt 9f pedestal. I als9 assure y9u that n9 9ne will 6e tragically dying during #every9neweek wh9 isn't already dead. #Th9ughtsAndPrayers t9 Tr9ll 6run9 Mars and his l9ved 9nes.
I fuck with #everryoneweek actually can we do that one instead??
If y9u'd like t9 j9in in 9n #every9neweek, 6e sure t9 chitt a69ut it using the af9rementi9ned hashtag and tag any 9f y9ur friends and enemies wh9'd 6e interested. With en9ugh pe9ple c9ntri6uting t9 the cause, we can get it trending and influence Chittr festivities f9r the 6etter.
I need t9 make a separate p9st 9n this matter t9 get ahead 9f any disc9urse, 6ecause s9me pe9ple are determined t9 take my w9rds 9ut 9f c9ntext. I am n9t and have never 6een against a pr9miscu9us pers9n's right t9 have sex when and where they want, within reas9n. In fact, s9me 9f my 6est friends are particularly pr9miscu9us and I have never 9nce t9ld them they c9uldn't 6e. I am m9re than 9kay with it, as l9ng as they keep their acti9ns safe, sane, c9nsensual, and 6ehind cl9sed d99rs where the rest 9f us d9n't have t9 6ear witness t9 it. This hardly makes me a slutshamer. I'm a #slutsavi9r.
Safe sane and consensual is yesterday's news, we practice RACK now!
yknovw wvhy is it that all hemoanonymous/mutant babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfwv except \/\/\/
N9? That d9esn't make any sense and I d9n't understand y9ur argument. We all need t9 take 9ff 9ur pants at s9me time 9r an9ther, it has n9 6earing whats9ever 9n a pers9n's sexual pr9miscuity.
exactly so theres nothing slutty about taking off your pants and posting an ass pic
9kay, perhaps n9t, 6ut I've already t9ld y9u I w9n't 6e d9ing that. Sexual intent 9r n9t, I am the final ar6iter 9f wh9 is all9wed t9 see what parts 9f my 69dy. Y9u can either respect my privacy at this time 9r I will have t9 6l9ck y9u fr9m accessing my p9sts.
im sorry buddy, you knovw im not as articulate and educated as you are, so youre probably misinterpreting wvhat im trying to get at. im not saying you havwe to share ass pics, just that there wvould be no shame in it as its a vwalue neutral action, can wve agree on that at least?
It's alright, Cr9nus, and I ap9l9gize if I have d9ne anything t9 make y9u feel as if y9ur c9ntri6uti9ns t9 this c9nversati9n have g9ne underappreciated. Yes, n9w that y9u rephrase it this way, I agree #n9nsexual #nudity has its place as l9ng as the sender and recipient(s) 9f said n9nsexual nude images are all 9n the same page in regards t9 its sex-neutrality. A pers9n's f9rm sh9uld 6e cele6rated, after all.
I have a few suggesti9ns 9f ways we c9uld further 69nd as well, 6ut I w9uld l9ve t9 hear y9ur ideas first.
wvhat about, as a figuratiwve handshake, a real meetings of the minds betwveen our tvwo sets of ideas, wve swvap some wvery non-sexual and tasteful nudity, as a wvay of affirming both of us as havwing wvalue-neutral bodies that vwe respect
Gently, I'll have t9 decline y9ur 9ffer, thank y9u. I cann9t say I'd 6e interested in anything like that. I d9 n9t wish t9 see any nude 69dies, n9r d9 I wish t9 share images 9f my 9wn 69dy.