♣ mediated by @carmineGnosiology
The Dolorosa Once Said, In Remembrance Of The Caverns, "All Of You Are Like My Own Grubs, And When You Fall It Is Like Watching The Mothergrub Herself Die. Lives So Precious Ought Not To Throw Themselves Away Irregardless Of The Cause They Assume Their Lives Aid. Please." - Your Couturier
DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT THEM DEAD. DARK THOUGHT BUT KILLING WITH A GUN IS TOO FAST TO GET THE POINT ACROSS FOR ME. MORE LIKE I WANNA KILL THEM WITH SICKLES SO IT’S SLOW, IRRITATING, AND PAINFUL. #VIOLENCE
POINT OF ORDER! of course you're entitled to feel any way you'd like about your own appearance - my issue was with the public expression of those feelings. i mean, really, think about the message you're sending! some poor impressionable troll could see your post & think there's something wrong with their *own* eyebags; you should at least have thought to tag for body issues or negative self talk. SIDEBAR! & to make my own feelings on the matter perfectly clear i literally only care about this to the extent that we can disagree about it #TWfriendship
this is wvhy i dont ansvwer questions too often by the wvay. #notgay #nsfvw #nsfvw-textonly
found one of my favworite vwintages. @handmaid did fantastic wvork finding me a signed copy. ((edit by @handmaid <3 ))
I've been )(ere for ten minutes and I've already found Meena)( t)(ree new )(atc)(mates!
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S-TIER: KANKRI. MEENAH. THE UNATTAINABLES. YOU. ME. PORRIM. THE PROFESSIONALS. A-TIER: KURLOZ. HORUSS. ARANEA. HIGH RISK. HIGH REWARD. B-TIER: LATULA. MITUNA. MEULIN. NOTHING SPECIAL. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK TIER: THE SHITBLOODED SLUGSUCKER.
okay nowv rate us all in terms of fuckability #nsfvw
its pet pic saturday so heres bec https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/Becquerel_pesterquest.webp #petpicsaturday #lususpicsunday
CHITTR HANDLE: @aeneasCaldarium YOUR MESSAGE: post ass and thigh pics. preferably vwhile vwearing something culturally insensitivwe vwith an extremely short skirt. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: UNEMPLOYED AND PROUD. I AM SENSING A THEME HERE. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. FINALLY. SOME GOOD FUCKING ASKS. THANK YOU CRONUS.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「RPF... maybe I need to write RPF.」
OBJECTION! your argument that as an "off-spectrum" mutant you are incapable of exerting oppressice force over others is self-infantalizing. furthermore, as someone who is literate & bothers to actually utilize fundamental rhetorical tools (& is capable of doing so), unlike the vast majority of users on this platform, you *are* in a privileged position. &, as i am someone who does not see caste, your accusation of treating you as a scapebleatbeast is entirely unwarranted & ad hominem. POINT OF ORDER! also, to my underst&ing, isn't being oppressed a good thing on beforus? culling & whatnot SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! your appreciation of my valiant effort to provide "trigger" warnings is appreciated.
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i #lowve_hawving_sex #nsfwv
OH STOP. I CAN SAY IT. I'M LITERALLY A SHEEP.
EVERY NIGHT. I WORK HARD. TO MAKE ALTERNIA MORE VIOLENT. MORE HEMOIST. MORE DANGEROUS. AND MORE DIVIDED. AND EVERY DAY I OPEN CHITTR. AND YOU ALL DISAPPOINT ME. #FAILTERNIA.
wve literally shoulda been alternians, just look at vwhat wve accomplished.
I'M NOT DEALING WITH ANY TRAUMA. DELETE THIS NOW.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! when opposing counsel's quirk is illegible & we're all just supposed to ignore that it pisses me off. put the ascii down you are a PROFESSIONAL
The 6riefest m9ment 9f panic settled 9ver me as I th9ught f9r myself I had made a p9st in err9r. #Fear #69dy #IdentityH9rr9r #Self #Panic #Th9ughtMenti9n #Err9rMenti9n
I DON'T NEED PAIL. WORK FUCKS ME EVERY NIGHT. #JUSTKIDDING. #ISTILLNEEDIT. #WHATAREYOUDOINGTOLIGHT. #SUGGESTIVE.
If you're asking for my opinion, then yes, I never thought I would see any version of him 8e so open-minded. I don't agree with his idea of what a functional quadrant is like, mind you. Initially, I thought you were implying the two of you were in a pale quadrant, and he'd 8een soliciting said affections from other parties.
?vantases you saY @cardinallyGarrulous @ironInfidel @theSufferer @counterproposedGambit @carbolicGalvanologist @caveatGuidance @vantasDissertation @carmineGnosiology @carcinoGeneticist#2443 @carcinoGeneticist#4881 @carcinoGreatness
not answvering any questions about me being #notgay by the wvay, at least not if youre too cowvardly to gimme your handle along vwith it. like, it aint entirely comparable, but are you gonna go into some lesbians asks and ask about her "exceptions?" no, thats wveird. you all gotta get it through your thick skulls: i like hawving sex vwith wvomen, i dont like hawving sex vwith men. youre not gonna be the exception. if i wvas gonna do a guy, hed be hotter than you, trust me. #nsfvw
i told you all to #vwatchthisspace. wvell, get ready to say #imcoming because you are *here*. the first annual cronus amporas babe-off #cronusbabeoff is ready to begin! you, yes you, citizens of chittr, are gonna decide wvho the hottest babe in all of paradox space is! vwatch this space and followv the tag to make sure you dont miss any of the upcoming polls. novw, vwithout further ado, heres the bracket line-up. feel free to make some predictions, bet on shit, vwhatevwer. i aint in this for the money, im in this for lowve of the game.
NO. GO TO HELL.
「AH.」 「GOMEN.」 「I AM DEALING WITH THE REAL DEAL.」 「TOO OFTEN DO I MEANDER WITH YOUR SHADES.」 「I KNEEL.」 「MOUTH OPEN, AWAITING THE RAIN.」
「HA. YOU DID NOT CORRECT.」 「THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS TOPIC. PULL UP YOUR BIG GRUB PANTS. VERY CELIBATE AND PIOUS OF YOU. HE HAS DISCOVERED THE SACRED LOOPHOLE WHERE IF NOBODY MOVES, THEN APPARENTLY DESIRE DOESN'T COUNT.」 「WHO IS ROCKING IT FOR YOU? PORRIM?」 「NEED YOUR LUSUS TO WATCH?」 「KANKRI. YOU ARE PUTTING CELIBACY IN THE CUCK CHAIR AND MAKING IT WATCH AS YOU REST SIDE BY SIDE WITH ME.」 「BULGE CASUALLY IN NOOK.」 「WHOSE BULGE? WHOSE NOOK? WHOSE KNOWS?」 「YOUR PURITY IS LUSTFUL. YOU ARE NOT ABOVE FLESH. YOU ARE STANDING IN THE DOORWAY OF THE HIVEBLOCK WITH ONE FOOT INSIDE. I WILL NOT PUSH YOU.」 「OF COURSE. THESE ARE JUST WORDS. PURE FICTION. RIGHT?」
i missed the topic earlier on here about types. anyway my type is tough nuts that're real hard to crack an play super hard to get but what makes it worth it is the fact that they're ow ow ow owueg
ദ്ദി(>⩊ o˵マⳊ < NOW AND THEN TROLLS WILL ASK ME, "MEULIN, WHAT'S THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO WASH SMEARS OF GREASEPAINT OFF OF YOUR CHITIN?" ദ്ദി(◝⩊ ◜˵マⳊ < AND TO THEM I SAY, "LOL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO??? WEAR IT LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR!!" #ALSOTHISISTHEBUBBLES #ANYTHINGTHATYOUSTOPTHINKINGABOUTFORLONGENOUGHWILLDISAPPEARONITSOWN #WHICHISEXTRAREASONTOWEARITPROUDLYWHILEITSTILLEXISTS
fEeL LiKe fUcKiN SoMeOnE ElSe's mAtE ToNiGhT (o:
hOnK HoNk, HoW MaNy lIkE VoLuMeS DiD YoU ReAd jUsT To mAkE SuRe? (o: NaH I WaNnA ReAd iT FoR ThOsE ReAsOnS, bEtTeR To lIkE UnDeRsTaNd bEfOrAn sTeReOtYpEs. NoT InTo tHe vAcIlLaTiNg rOmAnCe lIkE My bRo bUt wE ShOuLd sWaP ReCc's fR.
i knevw i recognized this! i feel like i borrowved a copy from rufioh and newver returned it... oh vwell!
holy mackarel i think that gaslighting shit vantas used to yammer on aboat is reel. i KNOW what these fools horns look like
yA KnOw, FoR NoT KnOwIn wHeRe iT LiKe cAmE FrOm yOu sUrE KnOw wHaT HaPpEnS In iT. (O: tHaNkS FoR ThE LiKe rEcOmMeNdAtIoN
FINALLY. I HAVE OBTAINED A TEXTFREE WALLSCROLL. OF THE COVER. OF THE FIRST ISSUE. OF ONE OF BEFORUS'S GREATEST CULTURAL EXPORTS:「INSUFFERABLE?! THE ANGEL AND DEMON ON MY SHOULDERS GOT TIRED OF MY LACK OF A LOVE LIFE, SO THEY TOOK IT UPON THEMSELVES TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY! KILLING AND CULLING IN EQUAL PARTS, THEY EXPOSE MY MUTANT PUSHER TO THE WORLD AND COMPETE OVER WHICH ONE GETS ME LAID! VACILLATING IN MY QUADRANTS AND WITH EACH OTHER, THEY WON'T STOP PAILING BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE THEM! BETWEEN ALL THE SABOTAGE, IS IT GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM I LOSE MY VIRGINITY WITH?! THREESOME IN SOME QUAD WITH A VIOLET-BLOODED ANGEL, A MAROON-BLOODED DEMON, AND AN INSUFFERABLE MUTANT WHO LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING?! KYA!~」
oh fuck off thats LIT-ERALLY the same three sets of horns
tHAT BR1NGS BACK MEMOR1ES,,, 「1NSUFFERABLE?! tHE aNGEL AND dEMON ON mY sHOULDERS gOT t1RED OF mY lACK OF A lOVE l1FE, SO tHEY tOOK 1T uPON tHEMSELVES TO lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY! k1LL1NG AND cULL1NG 1N eQUAL pARTS, tHEY eXPOSE mY mUTANT pUSHER TO THE wORLD AND cOMPETE oVER wH1CH oNE gETS mE lA1D! vAC1LLAT1NG 1N mY qUADRANTS AND w1TH eACH oTHER, tHEY wON'T sTOP pA1L1NG BUT nO oNE eLSE cAN sEE tHEM! bETWEEN ALL THE sABOTAGE, 1S 1T gO1NG TO BE oNE OF tHEM 1 lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY w1TH?! tHREESOME 1N sOME qUAD w1TH A v1OLET-bLOODED aNGEL, A mAROON-bLOODED dEMON, AND AN 1NSUFFERABLE mUTANT wHO lOOKS rEALLY gOOD 1N wOMEN'S cLOTH1NG?! kYA!~」WAS B*NNED RATHER QU1CKLY AFTER 1T STARTED PR1NT, FOR REASONS SUCH AS "pORTRAY1NG WARMBLOODS 1N A CULLER POS1T1ON, PORTRAY1NG AN BROAD-SPECTRUM TROLL UNHAPPY W1TH BE1NG CULLLED, AND PRESENT1NG A CULLEE UNHAPPY W1TH THE1R PRESENTAT1ON WHO WAS NOT ENCOURAGED TO ACCEPT THE BODY THEY WERE HATCHED W1TH AS BEAUT1FUL," WH1CH ARE OF COURSE, ALL NONSENSE, TH1NGS MUST ALL BE SO POL*T1CALLY CORRECT NOWAN1GHTS,,, sOUTHWESTERN bEFORAN AND cOMMON sTANDARD bEFORAN TRANSLAT1ONS ARE AVA1LABLE FOR ANY 1NTERESTED, - n1TRAM-DONO
why the fuck that look like you ampora and megido
HHHHHOH IVE READ THAT BEFORE。 THE MANGAKADIDWONDERFULWORK。
.i havent and will not read any of thiS .but your dedication to the bit impresses mE
wHaT AbOuT LiKe iN AnOtHeR HyPoThEtIcAl iT'S A CoOl bLoOd. ThEy eXpEcTeD To gIvE Em rOoM To hUnCh? DoN'T EvErYoNe gOt rIgHtS To tAkE Up sPaCe. AlSo nOt fAiR FoR Ya tO Be lEcTuRiNg eM By tHiS SpAcE TaKiN LoGiC. nOtHiNg wRoNg wItH PaIlInG. wOuLdN'T ReAl eQuAlItY JuSt bE YoU LiStEnInG Or wAtChIn aNd lEaVe wHeN YoU WaNnA? wHaT If a mOtHeRfUcKeRs lEcTuRiNg iS ThEiR KiNk, ThEn gOtChA In tHeIr mInD GaMeS AlL NoN CoNsEnSuAl. LoTs tO ThInK AbOuT. (O: WhAt eLsE WoUlD Y'AlL Be tHiNkIn aBoUt? HoNk hOnK HoNk!? dAmN )o: If yOu'd nEvEr dO It nO PoInT In mE AsKiN WhAt yOu'd tHiNk aBoUt hUh?
rEaL InTeReStInG ReAd bRoThA. sUrPrIsEd sHe dIdN'T AsK BoUt cOvErT ThInGs yA KnOw? LiKe wItH 14 yOu rEaLlY WoUlDn't fUcKiNg lEaVe? 9 AnD 10 gOtTa bE ChEaTiNg rIgHt? )o: ThOuGhT CeLiBaCy wAs aBoUt iNtEnT ToO? tHiNkIn bOuT AnOtHeR TrOlL WhIlE Ya gEt oFf aNd tHaT TrOlLs rIgHt fUcKiNg tHeRe? HoNk hOnK MiGhT As wElL HoLd hAnDs wHiLe yA'Ll bLoW (o:
WVhat a headache... They hawve been arguing all night. I hawve been forced to separate them, as she vwould not stop trying to bite him. [[Background edit by @handMaid!! art by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]]
QUIT PLAYING ON YOUR PALMHUSK. I’M LICKING HIS V-LINE THROUGH THE BARS.
i alwvays keep breath mints handy, and an extra bottle on my cupeside table. that vway if a girl blovws me, i can get the taste outta her mouth before she tries to kiss me or something. #nsfvw
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lIkE SeEiNg tHe fUcKiNg nArCiSsIsM FrOm tHaT TeSt bRo, BuT YoU RiGhT (o:
ฅ^>⩊<^ฅ < ALRIGHT! #EXPRESSIONPLANEREVEAL! I'M PR3333TTY SURE @handMaid WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK THIS ONE, BUT I DON'T EVEN REMEMPURR WHERE THIS WAS! LOL!!! ฅ^>⩊o^ฅ < NOT EVEN MAD SHE JUST TOOK MY PICTURE INSTEAD OF HELPING ME PICK UP ALL OF MY SHIT BECLAWS IT TURNED OUT SO GOOD. #SUBSTANCE #GIRLFAILURE #SUGGESTIVE #MAYBE??? #IDONTKNOWHOWPRUDISHTHISSITEISYET
I enjoy emotionally manipulating my partners to make sure they don't leave me again ::::) #Gaslight #Gatekeep #Girl8oss
≽(• ˕ •˵マ≼ < CALMED BACK DOWN NOW. AHEM. THANK YOU DAMZ FURR THE TO-DO LIST. #SUGGESTIVE
BULGE CHECK. ARE YOU SQUIRMY.
≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ < ≽(ↀ˕ ↀ ≼マ
i am sittin my royal ass dowwn and i am listenin and learnin
im so looking forvward to being educated on this matter so i can better be mindful of my friends boundaries.
@CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY PLEASE INDICATE WHICH OF THE BELOW ACTIVITIES WOULD OR WOULD NOT BREAK YOUR VOWS. FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. AND TROLLS LOOKING TO GET INTO #DENIAL. #CHASTITY. ASCETICISM. AND POINTLESS SELF-#PUNISHMENT. 1. SOAKING. (BULGE IN NOOK BUT NEITHER TROLL IS MOVING.) 2. BULGE NOT IN NOOK. BUT INSTEAD BETWEEN ANOTHER TROLL'S WALKSTEMS. 3. FULLY CLOTHED DRY HUMPING. 4. FULLY CLOTHED. WEARING A STRAP ON. USING IT ON ANOTHER TROLL. IN THE NOOK. OR THE CHUTE. 5. FULLY CLOTHED. WEARING A STRAP ON. USING IT ON ANOTHER TROLL. IN THE WINDCHUTE. 6. FROND STUFF. 7. PAILING YOURSELF. 8. PAILING YOURSELF. WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT. SUCH AS A PILLOW. 9. PAILING YOURSELF WITH ANOTHER TROLL PRESENT. BUT NOT ENGAGING. 10. PAILING YOURSELF WITH ANOTHER TROLL PRESENT. ALSO PAILING THEMSELVES. 11. REMAINING FULLY CLOTHED AND MODEST. WHILE ANOTHER TROLL PAILS THEMSELVES. 12. DIRTY TALK. 13. EXPRESSING PLATONIC DISAPPROVAL. AT LENGTH. IN PERSON. WHILE TWO OR MORE TROLLS ARE ACTIVELY PAILING. 14. VOYEURISM. (WATCHING TWO OR MORE TROLLS.) 15. VOYEURISM. BUT FROM ANOTHER BLOCK. SUCH AS WHEN I STAY THE LIGHT WITH PORRIM. AND YOU'RE JUST ONE WALL AWAY. 16. WASHING ANOTHER TROLL'S HAIR. AND TOUCHING THEIR HORNS MORE THAN NECESSARY. 17. KISSING WITH TONGUE. 18. KISSING WITHOUT TONGUE. 19. KISSING ANYWHERE BUT THE FACE. 20. INDIRECT KISS. (ON A SHARED DRINKING VESSEL. FOR EXAMPLE.) THANK YOU KANKRI.
THEY SHOULD ASK THE QUESTION DIFFERENTLY.
-- APOCALYPSEABIDED [AA] HAS CLIMAXED -- -- [ERRATA] APOCALYPSEABIDED [AA] HAS CAME -- -- [ERRATA] APOCALYPSEABIDED [AA] HAS CAME TO A CONCLUSION --
C⚣ntr⚣versial ⚣pini⚣n but the Eridans are pretty ad⚣rable! I get cuteness aggressi⚣n with them, like ⚣ne ⚣f th⚣se small aggressive barkbeast breeds.
WHEN YOU LOVE WHAT YOU DO. YOU'LL NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. #WORKPOSTING #TIMECLONERECYCLING #BODYDISPOSAL #ONEREMAINS #HAAHAAANDTHENWHAT
YES. THAT'S WHAT I SAID. FROM THE INTIMACY COORDINATOR CUCK CHAIR.
X33< nyo you so did!!! :33< *mew said, ac said at cg, making a quotation motion with her paws "y9u will s33 that my dev9ti9n t9 sexual purity is a testament t9 the strength 9f my m9ral integrity"* ;33< theres something attractive there that youre fighting hard against :33< h33 h33 h33 X33
IF IT WERE YOU IN THIS POSITION. SITTING IN SOMEONE'S LAP. SHOVING YOUR TONGUE DOWN THEIR THROAT. WITHOUT A CARE IN THE UNIVERSE. WHAT WOULD YOU DO NEXT. #HHHHHH.
(=^･⩊･^=) < AMPURRAS STOP BEING SEXY AND NASTY... IT'S MEOWKING ME SQUIRM! #NSFW
:33< committed intentionally or
DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR PAST SELF. AND JUST WANT TO PUT HER DOWN. LIKE A SICK HOOFBEAST. BEFORE SHE CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
not qu1t3!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8;]
H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4. r4r3 d4mz w!!!!!!!!!!!! >8]
IMAGINE BEING A SEER OF BLOOD. AND THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. AND YOU REMAIN FIRMLY COMMITTED TO VIRGINITY. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON. #COULDNOTBEME. @CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY @TACITURNTERROR @LEJAYJAY @GNARLYCABALLERIAL#1784 @TOXICAGGRO
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im sorry
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oh fuck he finally savw it
I ENJOYED MAKING YOUR ANCESTORS. YOUR DESCENDANTS. SUFFER. LIVE THROUGH THE DESTRUCTION OF THEIR HOMES. DRAFT INTO ALTERNIAN WARS. OH. THE BLOODSHED. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
DID I CRACK MY FUCKING HEAD. IS THIS REAL.
WAIT. REALLY. YOU DO.
this vwasnt for you to see vwhy do you think i tagged sufferer and culling and lusus i wvas trying to hit your blacklist. youre the one wvho opened wvhat you thought vwere nudes, this is on you. i did my best! i did my best..!
AND ME. RIGHT. AND ALSO DAMARA TOO. CAN IMPLY THAT YOU ARE GAY. I HAVE PUT IN MY TIME. SLAVING IN THE CRONUS MINES. TO EARN THIS RIGHT.
please dont do that #notgay actually yknovw wvhat you havwe the #gay pass youre the only one allovwed to imply that about me ill allovw it
i replaced every she/her with he/him and i liked this ppsot a lot cronsu tahnk you for posting it
to mess vwith text searching just for this post, dont ewven svweat it babe
COME TO FELT MANOR. WE'VE GOT RUSTBLOODS. SPILLING OUT OF EVERY HOLE.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < The hell you are!??!?!?!? Scent is one of the most memorable things you can daggum afford a person!!!! It's what gets the reflection flakes all sizzlin' 'n caramelized somethin' sweet on the thinkpan!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Not gonna scentpost..."i'm gross"... ( ᏊஇꈊஇᏊ) < ARE EWE MAD?!?!? I'M FAILIN' EVERY WISDOM SAVING THROW I MAKE JUST READIN' THIS FROM YOU. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE RECONSIDER!!!! THERE'S A GOOFBALL WEIRDO SORT ON THE WEB WHO IS, RIGHT NOW, PLEADIN' WITH EWE ON BENDED KNEE 'N YANKIN' HAIRS T'GET EWE TO DISCLOSE THE SWEET DEETS YER STOCKPILIN' WHERE THEY CAN'T BE GOTTEN EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ᏊஇꈊஇᏊ) < THIS AIN'T IN YER PUSHER! EWE DON'T MEAN THAT!!!! SCENTPOST SCENTPOST SCENTPOST SCENTPOST SCENTPOST SCENTPOST!!!!!
the wwicked truth is that if you put evvery single blasted alt a mine in a block one a em is gonna come out limpin for the wwrong reasons
WHEN WE SHARE A COMMON GOAL*. WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE. *SUCH AS KANKRI. FOR EXAMPLE.
everyone on beforus was a freak and a loser we can chalk it up to ampora as much as we want and i will but i gotta at least acknowledge how everyone in my dam session was whatebber a sex havin chud would be called. in order we had slut slut asshole dweeb slut slut poser douchebag slut freak wannabe-slut and meenah #nsfw
HHHHHHH. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKE IT. WHEN YOU DO A LITTLE #SUGGESTIVE #SLUTSHAMING.
... @handMa1d https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/addc3f72cb10.png
im gonna be the bigger troll and offer some mediation. vwhat do you say all fiwve of us, just this once, bang it out, see if that fixes all our mutual animosity and complicated feelings? @handmaid @taciturnterror @aerodynamictramp @canteringtackvwork #nsfwv #nsfwve #vwiolence #gore
NEVER WILL YOU CEASE TO DRIVE ME TO THE SIZZLING BRINK OF HIVESHIT LUNACY WHENEVER YOU MAKE ME DO THIS. IT WILL NEVER CUT WITH LESS SERRATED OF A RUSTY, TETANUS-CRUSTED EDGE. I WILL NEVER GROW NUMB TO THE AGONY, NO MATTER HOW MUCH NOVACAINE I SQUEEZE INTO THAT FESTERING, MAGGOT-SPAWNING WOUND. IT IS WITH NOTHING BUT THE PUREST, WHITE-HOT, FULL-BORE PLATONIC HATRED THAT I SAY, ONCE AGAIN. I AGREE WITH YOU, KANKRI. AS IN I AGREE THAT YOU SHOULD STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM MY WORKPLACE AS TROLLISHLY POSSIBLE. I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE THE MENIAL NIGHT LABOR OF A NINE-TO-FIVE WHERE BOTH NINE AND FIVE ARE THEORETICAL POINTS AT THE END OF AN ASYMPTOTIC TIME HALLWAY THAT YOU CAN SPRINT THROUGH AT FULL TILT UNTIL YOU'RE A RAW, RAGGED PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR, AND YOU STILL WON'T BE ANY CLOSER TO THE END. I'M NOT SAYING IT BECAUSE THE COWORKERS ARE SO CEASELESSLY AGGRAVATING THAT THEY WOULD MAKE A BOX GRATER RASPED BETWEEN TWO CACOPHONOUS LENGTHS OF RUSTY CHAIN SOUND LIKE TROLL FUCKING TCHAIKOVSKY IN COMPARISON TO THE CLOT-BLEEDING BANTER I'M FORCED TO LISTEN TO DAY IN, DAY IN, DAY IN, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH AD INFINITUM. AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE THE POLISHED, BLEACH-WHITENED SHAME GLOBE WHO RUNS THIS COCKAMAMIE CIRCUS TENT WILL GRIND DOWN WHATEVER SELF-RIGHTEOUS STUMP OF THE CONCEPT OF MORAL INTEGRITY YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU HAD. IT'S BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO A BITCHLY, PUSHERFLAYED MURDER-FUJO, TROLL P.T. BARNUM'S SLEEP PARALYSIS SIDESHOW ACT, THE ORIGINAL TENURED BALL-PROFESSOR EVER TO DROP THIRTY TEXTBOOKS ON THE SUBJECT OF THE HISTORY OF HIGH TEA AT THE IVY-LEAGUE UNIVERSITY OF WHO-GIVES-A-FUCK-STATE, AND THE GREEN PISS-AND-SHIT FACTORY IN SUSPENDERS WHO WRITES THE CHECKS (FOR, YOU GUESSED IT, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING *NOTHING*), AND *THEN* I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR IN-FUCKING-TOLERABLE DRIVEL ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT? I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY. AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO START CALLING MY VEGETATIVE, SPONGE-DEAD HUSK "DR." VANTAS, WHEN I'M AWARDED A PRIZE FOR MOST EFFICIENT SOLUTION TO THE MOST INSUFFERABLE BITCH-AND-MOANER OF ALL PARADOX SPACE. SO PLEASE. FOR YOUR SAKE. FOR MY SAKE. FOR THE SAKE OF ANYONE TO EVER DEVELOP THE BAREBONES LITERACY TO PARSE YOUR 24/7 DEULGE OF NAIVE, OBLIVIOUS BULLSHIT, WHICH ISN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE CONSIDERING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT REPLYING WITH "I'M NOT READING ALL THAT" TO ONE OF SCRATCH'S POSTS IS SOMEHOW ANYTHING BUT A THIRD-DEGREE SELF-BURN. FOR THE FUCKING MORONS' SAKE, TOO. STAY. THE FUCK. AWAY. FROM THE FELT. I WILL LITERALLY PAY YOU IN VANTAS CLAN WACKY FUN BUCKS TO NEVER EVEN CONSIDER IT. FUNGIBLE ONLY IN THE PROUD, DEMOCRATIC STATE OF VANTASTAN. WHERE I WILL ELECT YOU TO AN HONORARY GUBERNATORIAL POSITION. IF YOU NEVER LISTEN TO A WORD OF THAT MINISKIRT-CLAD HARPY'S SARDONIC SCREECHING ABOUT HOW BADLY SHE WANTS TO SEE YOU IM HER WORK UNIFORM. WHICH SHE DOESN'T, BECAUSE SHE LOSES INTEREST FASTER THAN A WIGGLER WHOSE LUSUS JUST STOPPED JINGLING THE KEYS. I LITERALLY DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE MYSELF CLEARER THAN I ALREADY HAVE, SO I'LL SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO SLAUGHTERING THE LAST OF THE TIME ROACHES. JUST KNOW. I WARNED YOU CLUTCHMATE. I TOLD YOU, BARKBEAST. I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING FELT.
NEW PINNED. THANK YOU KANKRI.
ATTENTION, INSUFFERABLE BOSS BA(LL)BY. THE CHALKBOX IS ABOUT TO BECOME A CHALKPIPEBOMB. STAND BY.
YOU WOULD LOOK SO KAWAII IN A LITTLE FRILLY APRON. WHAT WERE YOU SAYING.
Well.
Care not for the ranking of some passerby online, care instead for your standings in the eyes of God. - 2 Corinthians 5:7
CAREFUL @ING THE BOSSMAN OF THE RUSTBLOOD FACTORY. LOOKING SO RED AND DELICIOUS. YOU MIGHT END UP BITING OFF MORE #FORBIDDENFRUIT THAN YOU CAN CHEW. #SUGGESTIVE. #APPLYNOW.
:33< mewre all going on the shipping wall at random just thought mew should know
All that man had to do was wear slutty glasses and be good with wrigglers and it works like a charm every single time. Curses.
:o) Its really not that big of a deal :o) I just simply don't understand why some things warrant a pity.
just me and the vworsties <3<
==> No no, I mean to imply that the very idea of someone identifying as a completely separate person is complete blasphemy and speaks to a larger, possibly unconsious, refusal to accept the self. While I believe that transgenderism is real and I have and accept my transgender friends, I would never accept someone who thinks they are "transracial" or "transperson" because the very ideas of these things are inherently immoral or simply a diversion from dealing with internal biases or self-esteem issues.
:33< i dont believe in the signless i dont think he was real
yA KnOw i wOnDeR WhY I ThInK ThAt tOo bUt gUeSs i'lL FuCkInG Go. DoN'T WaNnA RuIn yEr dAy mAn (O:
wvhoa, wvhos that handsome fella?
aS AlL MoThErFuCkErS ShOuLd. StRoNg iNtEgRiTy iS ReAl iMpOrTaNt, So iS HoNeStY, iT'S My fAvOrItE FlAvOr oF A GoOd mOtHeRfUcKeR. aPpReCiAtE It mOrE CaUsE It's fRoM Me? (o: CaN UpDaTe mY LiKe mEnTaL ImAgE Of yOu, ThOuGhT YoU'D Be sOfTeR, i lIkE ThIs mOrE.
oOoOoH wAy mOrE Of a lOoKeR ThAn i tHoUgHt yOu'd bE BrOtHa (O: hApPy wRiGgLeRdAy
"NONCONSENSUAL PHOTOGRAPHY" IS THE WORD OF THE FUCKING DAY HERE ON TROLL SESAME STREET, IF EVER THERE WAS ONE. THIS IS THE *ONE* TIME I WILL LEND MERIT TO YOUR CEASELESS CLOT-BURSTING DRIVEL, KANKRI VANTAS. AND FURTHERMORE. FUCK YOU, MARA. FUCK ALL OF YOU. AND FUCK YOU, KANKRI. FUCK YOU FOR BLITHELY STUMBLING INTO THE BRACKISH, HUNGRY, FULL-FORCE LIP SUCTION WHIRLPOOLS OF THE SAME DUMB, WAILING SIREN AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. THEY'VE TRIED, BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE BRICKS THICKER THAN YOUR FUCKING SPONGECASE. YOUR PATIENCE IS LESS LIKE A WELL THAT NEVER RUNS DRY AND MORE LIKE A PRE-DESSICATED PIT THAT THESE THIRSTY BITCHES KEEP TRYING TO DRAW WATER FROM AND WON'T STOP DRINKING THE FUCKING SAND. IT IS NEVER. GOING. TO HAPPEN. FUCK. IGNORE MOST OF THAT, KANRKI. IN THE BRIEF REMAINING ARMISTICE OF OUR SHARED WRIGGLING DAY, I'LL JUST SAY — THIS OUTFIT IS WORKING FOR YOU.
TRUTH NUKE.
i mean. yeah.
「AHEGAO PFP.」
I HAVE OFTEN ARGUED. AGAINST YOUR POINT. THAT #MODESTISHOTTEST. BUT IT MUST BE SAID. YOU LOOK LIKE #FORBIDDENFRUIT. TO A MADDENING DEGREE. #KUDOS. #THREESOMEAGAINSOON. #SUGGESTIVE. #JUSTACRUMBKANKRI. #JUSTASCRAP.
「SMASH.」 「NEXT QUESTION.」
yA'Ll tHiNk tHaT FeTiShEs aRe iN ThE SlUrRy ... cAuSe lIkE ... AlL Of tHeM CaN'T FuCkInG Be lIkE ThAt yA KnOw?
READ THE FIRST ELEVEN WORDS. AND FELL. AND CRACKED MY HEAD ON THE COUNTER. AND PASSED OUT. AND WOKE UP. AND CARTOON CHIRPBEASTS. AND STARS. AND BUBBLES. AND HEARTS. WERE FLYING AROUND ME. AND THERE WAS BLOOD AND GENMAT EVERYWHERE. I HOPE TONIGHT IS JUST AS STIMULATING FOR YOU. AS THE THOUGHT OF IT WAS FOR ME.
NOBODY L1K3S 4 N3RD
BRB GO1NG THROUGH 3V3RYBODYS L1K3S JUST TO B3 NOSY
i managed to snag my phone back from saturn but hes strong i only hawve time fkrone chitt lemme skin the feed quick uhhh i wvvwas #mpreg once but i aborted that thang send chit #notgay #nsfvw #nsfwve
tHiNk i'm tHe oNlY MoThErFuCkEr oN ThIs sItE ThAt lIkEs kAnKrI'S YeAh tHeY DoN'T KnOw wHeN To sHuT ThE FuCk uP BuT It's fUnNy (O:
think of it like how you are proud of your blood color and display it despite your society trying to keep you down!!!
I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEBODY SO INHERENTLY WRONG. #TWGOFUCKYOURSELFKANKRI
if you stick in a reply thread vwith me for more than like twvo responses i havwe to assume its because you vwant me
cute sound ;)
vwhatewver, ill survwivwe. least im better than the horsefucker
カッコイイダンセスターのランキング： 1. ミューリンとポーリムが同点で一位になった 2. カルロス 3. ミツナ 4. キャンクリー 5. ラチューラ 6. アラネア 7. クロナス 8. ミーナ 9. ホラス 10. ルフィオ 何か文句あんなら、上層部に直談判してきて。知るか。
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>+. MY HOBBIES ARE; .+> #nsfw >+. MURDER. TORTURE. JERKING OFF IN NEW AND STRANGE WAYS. SCRAPBOOKING. SNUFF PHOTOGRAPHY .+<
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< @CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY YEAH? GOT SOMETHING TO SAY? #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/EED1126A9F82.PNG >
< FOR ALL THE BOTTOMS ON CHITTR THAT WANT MY FAT PURPLE BULGE AND KEEP LIKING MY HORNY CHITTS. I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOU. NONE OF YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO GET ME OFF. #NSFW >
アタシの裸体を見て。 #nsfw #or #isit
:33< i will furefur be horny on main :33< #nsfw
L4M3!!
:33< well nyow that were all naked... :33< whos gonna post the furst nude? :33< #nsfw
real men chit naked. thems the breaks, cats. my best thoughts come to me vwhen im in the nude, unencumbered by this totally grovwvwy leather jacket. youre probably vwondering if im posting this in my hatching suit- hey, my eyes are up here zz;)
I would never tell a woman what to do, and that extends to her attire or lack thereof. Everyone else, however, I will be judging.
you havwe the most splinter cowvered ass of anyone i knowv
youre a limpdicked spineless traitor. you coulda at least corroborated my damara guide
kankri graciously allowved me a fiwve minute ablution break from his lecture if i rechit this, taking the opportunity to ogle the ladies in one of the mags i keep in here #nsfwv #vwinning #poopin
hate when i agree wit you 38/
࣪⊹₊˚{ im not reading all of that, youre cleeeearly a low level male FLARP carry. AT LEAST ITS CUTE TO BE THAT PITIFUL WHEN YOURE A GIRL! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ also yes. }._.{ i like larping as the damsel sometimes. i dont even care if thats not #woke of me }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO BE TIED TO RAILROAD TRACKS. GET OFF MY GORGEOUS BACK OK? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ive never done anything wrong in my life, soooo! }*3*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
lovwe this stuff bud. i think its real important wve shovw grace and patience towvards those wve think may havwe done some bad things, the path to repentance aint an easy one
kankri would be ashamed
right my bad, unholy yap*
I have 6een asked what the deal with my ic9n is, and whether that is what I l99k like IRL. While I pers9nally 6elieve these t9 6e mildly invasive questi9ns, I can at least understand the c9nfusi9n caused, and in the interest 9f 6eing c9mpletely transparent I will explain. It is a picture 9f my 'p9nys9na' (#s9na #alternatedepicti9ns #equine #p9ny), a representati9n 9f what I w9uld l99k like were I depicted in the 'My Little H99f6east' franchise. I will n9t g9 int9 great detail as t9 why; just kn9w that I 6elieve it a sh9w that - while n9t dev9id 9f its 9wn pr96lematic aspects - strives t9 teach imp9rtant m9ral less9ns and p9rtray a kinder, fairer s9ciety than many kn9w. Art is 6y me. Alt-Text: An image depicting a quadruped yet anthr9p9m9rphic p9ny, a small h99f6east-esque creature, which in this instance is als9 a depicti9n 9f 9ne Kankri Vantas. N9ta6le features include an angular sn9ut and p9inted ears, a s9mewhat messy and unkempt mane and a 6ushy tail, his reluctantly ic9nic red sweater, and a cutiemark (a marking 9n the flank 9r hindquarters which depicts a p9ny's 'special talent', the skill which they are 6est at and which 6rings them the greatest sense 9f purp9se and j9y) depicting a hashtag and an exclamati9n mark. [ https://file.garden/ad5G09f9F0kAW8K_/kankrip9ne.png ]
Nyeh. Evweryone on my Grumblr feed is bein’ all sappy and romantic. Gotta come here to get my fill of degeneracy.
:33< okay lets do horoscopes :33< ♈ forefur is a long time fur tomatoes think about that :33< ♉ mew will break the sound barrier today accidentally :33< ♊ that jumpsuit mew bought yestpurrday looks stupid throw it out and go in just mewr undpurrwear :33< ♋ mew will discofur the intpurrnet today welclawme! :33< ♌ big chillin :33< ♍ mew will nefur mewse pawblic transit again :33< ♎ a horrible lab accedent will happen to mew today i hope mew enjoy mewre second head :33< ♏ mew will get a high score in pacman today :33< ♐ the tundra is furr of splendor examine it safely and all will be well :33< ♑ mew should be at the cluuuuub :33< ♒ mew should bake brownies today and give them to catgirls :33< ♓ beware the nightmare factory
im so effin bored rn so im gonna copy what everyone else & their moms were doin the other day like dis chit n ill @ u and tell u if id woohoo u ;)) or if id like...... noohoo u LMAO #UKnowLikeTheSims
fuck yes sorry babe youre hot and all but cros going to the top
uh i mean it aint fun offin sonemone who got no clue they dyin seems weak to me f for u tho
I need to+ win this game. I need a win.
(=ｘェｘ=) < @twobulgeAtrocious IM SO SORRY FUR DRAWING MEW PURREGNANT AND POSTING IT!! I DIDNT EXPECT THAT MANY PEOPLE TO S33 IT. PAWLEASE DONT UNINVITE ME FURROM THE GENDER REVEAL PAWRTY. #APOLOGYCHITT #IMSOOOSORRY #IDIDNTREALLYMEANIT #PAWLEASELETMEBETHEGODMOTHEROFMEWSGRUB
or it can be the shit that pisses me off
!!! SOME !!! TROLLS CAN GET PREGNANT!!! BUT ONLY MAMMAL BASED ONES!!! OR SEADWELLERS!!!
~~(__^·> trolls cannot get pregnant! dont be silly! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> do you know how many trolls id have pregnant by now? <·^__)~~ #nsfw
（=´∇｀=）< MALE PURREGNANCY IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN CREATION. #MITULAISHETGEMBTW #LOVETHEM #BEAUTIFULMPURREG https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/mitula.png
yknovw for being a total bitch about it, shes still so into me #vwagueposting
honestly name a better song, i'll wait !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZNFnafF_9k
sea my issue was i didnt T)(INK of it and thats the catch. back then i didnt efin kno we COULD steal their psionics. my mitunas dead as the human dance disco #whoops #myfault #hadtobedone #therestaretoo and he cant efin use his OWN psionics so thats outta the cards for me
i sea ur comprehension skills aint gotten any action either
@carmineGnosiology givin it 2 u strait you could do so much betta than hangin out w @aeneasCaldarium but to each fish their own hook i aint spoken to u fore so idk how diff you are from otter kankris on here so far i aint impressed 38/
:33< time fur todays horoscopes :33< ♈ mew will magically transfurm into a whale today randomly try to be in watpurr when it happens :33< ♉ mew will gain the ability to time travel but only at a rate of one second purr second mew spend trying to time travel :33< ♊ mew will gain the ability to space travel but only at the rate of how fast mew can mewve through space :33< ♋ that purrty that mewre neighbor is throwing is missing a little something mew should crash it :33< ♌ k33p being epic and cute! :33< ♍ the stars purrdict that mew will eat something today :33< ♎ mew should try to throw knives at a purrfessional level today :33< ♏ mew will read mewre horoscope today :33< ♐ nefur mind that sound clawming furom the trunk :33< ♑ mew will be followed by a cr33py doll today dont furry about it :33< ♒ mew have to change mewr name to "crendle the peanut farmer" today :33< ♓ mew will purrn into a small gr33n goblin like puppet but dont furry mew will be furry famous and star in a great sci fi mewvie!
i dont think ill be fuckin spammed this time cuz the site is dead an i got sum time rn so here we go again comment or react to this chitt if u want my )(ON-EST opinion boat urself but DONT bitch at me if ya dont like it
i gotta say this please stop making assumptions about my character. oh my goooog. its so fucking annoying. go outside. shovwe some grass up your ass.
YOUR COWARDICE IS IN DEVALUING THE NOBLE ART OF EROGE. POSTURING AS IF YOU ARE "ABOVE" THE "INDECENT AND OBSCENE" SEXUALITY. WHILE STEADFASTLY REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING, SO THAT YOU CAN CONTINUE TO PRETEND YOU'RE A "GOOD PERSON." NOT HAVING SEX IS A VALUE-NEUTRAL DECISION. AND IT IS NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE. WHAT *IS* MY PLACE TO JUDGE IS *DISMISSING AN ENTIRE CLASS OF FICTIONAL MEDIA* SIMPLY BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS (NOT REAL PEOPLE, THEREFORE IMPOSSIBLE TO HARM) PAIL ON SCREEN. I DESPISE THAT I AM FORCED TO DESCRIBE IT LIKE THIS, BUT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND I MUST SPEAK AS YOU DO: YOU ARE BEING. DARE I SAY. CLASSIST? AFTER ALL, THE VAST MAJORITY OF EROGE ARE PUBLISHED ON A DOUJIN BASIS BY SMALL CIRCLES. BY WRITING THEM OFF AS BENEATH YOU REGARDLESS OF CONTENT OR QUALITY, AREN'T YOU POSITIONING YOURSELF AS AN ENEMY OF THE PROLETARIAT?
yOu aIn't gOtTa dO ThAt mAn, I'M JuSt tEaSiNg. dAmN WaNnA CoNtRoL WhAt i'm tHiNkInG AbOuT? tHaT'S A ReEeEaL SlIpPeRy sLoPe bRoThEr. nOt tHe wOrSe tHiNg i'm iNtO If wE WaNnA TaLk kInKs (O: DoN'T AlL LoWeRbLoOdS ObJeCtIfY HiGhBlOoDs? ThE PoWeRfUl oNe tHaT'Ll hOlD YoU DoWn, ThE NiCe oNe tHaT'Ll sPoIl yOu. GoEs bOtH WaYs i tHiNk. bUt yOu aRe tInY I'M AlMoSt nInE MoThErFuCkIn' FeEt tAlL WiThOuT ThE HoRnS, eVeRyOnE'S TiNy. iT Is pArT Of iT AnD WhAt's wRoNg wItH My hEiGhT BeInG NoRmAl? WeLl i lIkE CuTe tHiNgS VaNtAs, CaN'T HeLp tHaT NoW CaN I? AlL ThE WoRdS, tHe lIkE OvEr eXpLaInIn' BuT ThAt jUsT MiGhT Be fUcKiN' yOu #nSfW
#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
dIdN'T MeAn iT To bE TaKeN LiKe tHaT BuT A LiL ObJeCtIfIcAtIoN Is hOt tOo HoW MaN? mE ThInKiN' yEr cUtE AiN'T InVaLiDaTiNg sHiT hOnK HoNk tHaT PoSt yOu wEnT AnD MaDe sAyS OtHeRwIsE (o: ChIlL TrOlLs aRe uNbOtHeReD yOu sEeM ReAl mOtHeRfUcKiN' bOtHeReD nAh mAn i'm tHiNkInG WiTh mY NoOk, Is hOw i lIkE It nOt nIcE FoR YoU To gO AsSuMiNg lIkE ThAt nOw iS It? #NsFw
comment belovw to get my smash or pass on you ;) serious responses only!!!
wwell that is beforan karkat of course that is your ancestor the imposter he and i are the best of friends and since you mentioned you could not find any i felt i wwould come to the rescue so to speak
I'm not proud to admit it. Don Lio from Shark Tale.
im not reconsidering anything shut the fuck up!!!!!!!
Ugh.... Where did whatever versio+n o+f me that helped raise him go+ wro+ng? I kno+w where I went wro+ng with my Kankri... But he wo+uld still never have started a po+dcast with Cro+nus o+f all Tro+lls... I do+n't think...
We need t9 st9p giving men micr9ph9nes.
No+. Yo+u so+und to+o+ much like Cro+nus, and I'm do+ne entertaining whatever this is fo+r yo+u.
@carmineGno+sio+lo+gy I will accept yo+ur apo+lo+gy, no+w. https://i.po+stimg.cc/vH6fZsMh/Screensho+t-2026-04-30-011614.png
Kankri, yo+u sho+uldn't try and to+ne po+lice o+thers. If so+meo+ne thinks that so+mething is cute, then they think it's cute. And given the variety o+f ho+rns that Tro+lls can o+r can't have, yo+u can't really tell me that anyo+ne has an 'average' to+ be smaller than. Also+, yo+u speak o+f 'patro+nizing', as if yo+u do+n't then try and patro+nize me, by saying yo+u're 'disappo+inted' in my respo+nse to+ so+meo+ne else's picture that they shared, and if they to+o+k o+ffense to+ my wo+rds, co+uld very well have said as such to+ me directly. Please do+n't speak o+n the behalf o+f o+thers, it's dismissive and demeaning.
oh g0d here we go. were s0rry kankri, we were just bantering and you g0t caught in the crossfire.
The last thing parado+x space needs is ano+ther po+dcast.
LOVE WHAT YOU DO. AND YOU'LL NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. #SELFIESATURDAY HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/0D28E4ED8790E27242089779ED31A709/9E63349D77FE2BDF-EF/S1280X1920/A6736E6D45EA13D58F9F5EA3D57C574816EB6EA7.GIF
Diary Entry #3 I do+ ho+pe that Calibo+rn figures o+ut ho+w to+ revert his Chittr acco+unt to+ private. I'd pro+bably be mo+rtified if anyo+ne were to+ see my diary entries, so+ I can o+nly imagine what he must be go+ing thro+ugh. Such an awkward, slightly endearing little mess o+f a Cherub... Almo+st reminds me o+f Kankri, when he was yo+unger. Especially the way that he seems adamant abo+ut what seems to+ be a first crush is no+thing ro+mantic at all... But it's no+t po+lite to+ po+ke fun at so+meo+ne when they're pining after ano+ther. Go+o+dness kno+ws ho+w much o+f a state I must seem to+ be in, whenever I'm talking to+ Aranea, o+r thinking abo+ut her, o+r remembering the way she smells when she ho+lds me, o+r ho+w so+ft her embrace is.....
hypocrisy is a funny vword to use vwantas, considering you contradict yourself consistently throughout the day. i might not talk all that much to my vwersion of kankri often anymore, but evwen i doubt he vwould make such a ludacris decision to make a hate filled envwironment for a cause as delicate and sophisticated as male rights, i do apologize for making you feel uncomfortable about my privwileges. although it is safe to say i do not believwe you, vwhen you do say that you are a 'scholar' of said topic. in turn i vwill listen to it and if i believwe it has become toxic, i vwill be ready to givwe constructivwe criticism.
#CoNjUgAlViSiT #BeStFrIeNd #FrEeImPoStEr https://i.imgur.com/BRQWxtO.png
if i am honest, you are trying to make a toxic envwironment for men due to lack of actual knowvledge and precedence, yes vwe do livwe in a matriarchal system, hovwevwer, you dont seem to understand the amount of freedom you all havwe more so than other caste-systems. especially the other cronus, he has vway more advwantages than the avwerage guy and hes still doing this podcast, if anything the biggest issue is not the gender differences but the caste-system as a vwhole. if you actually look for male-centered spaces you can find plenty more if you actually look, if anything you are not searching hard enough, i digress if you really vwant to be positivwe make a real support group for mens rights and then activwely help that vway, i do not see this going dowvn vwell through a podcast. #opression #castesystem #toxic #podcast #masculinity
EACH OF THE OPTIONS HAS A NAME. THE BUTTONS LITERALLY TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE THEM FOR. IF I WERE TO PUT THIS CHARITABLY, I WOULD SAY YOU'RE DENYING THEM ANY CHANCE TO DEDUCE ANY SHRED OF SOCIAL NUANCE ON THEIR OWN GODDAMN TERMS BY SPELLING IT OUT FOR THEM WITH THE OLD WOODEN WRIGGLER BLOCKS. BUT I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE NICE HERE, SO LET ME JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. AND GOD. I WOULD BE A LITERAL FUCKING FOOL IF I ASSUMED I HAD ANY JURISDICTION AT ALL OVER WHAT *YOU* DID OR DIDN'T DO. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF HIS HONORABLE TUTELAGE'S FETID FUCKING SHAME JUNCTURE, DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM! AND I SAY THIS WITH A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF SYMPATHY. GENUINELY. THE ALOOF ACT DOES *NOT* WORK FOR YOU. STOP TRYING TO WORKSHOP IT.
okay so i knovw evwerybodys been vwaiting to hear from me specifically on this topic. i had to giwve big michael an entire pack of ciggies to get this post out so youd better all be thankful. split into guys and gals because it matters a lot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91b879dba06d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9032e3f9cd2.png
New Post --> Check It! ↓ Okay . IF eberyone hates me ;/ Transcoded from my magical steam punk machine
this is a vvery wwell thought out argument and i vvery much commend you for your intellect and speech craft young non-caste hemo howwevver i do not care for orphaner lusii that does not make much sense you seek care for all lusii i come across lusii are most often self raised as the envvironments of beforus and alternia are simply too harsh to alloww for parentage evven amongst beasts wwhile it is true i havve nevver asked a lusus if it cares to be rescued as i do not havve the psionic abilities of the wwarmer castes i dare say that you havve made the same assumption in speaking of my latent desires wwithout considering my opinion on the subject therefore speaking ovver me in a wway that is most socially unacceptable
Disappointed?! You...fine! We can return to this L8TER.
dude he litereely makes shore we aint got no broken lusii out in the wild 38?
Maybe This Would Be A Better Idea If Everyone Was Deserving Of A Week. Some People Don't Even Deserve A Day.
You lost me at the "safe" bit.
truly LOSER beh♠Vior to block someone you c♠n't st♠nd wh♠t h♠ppened to h♠r♠ssing the liVing shit out your enemies to m♠ke them regret eVery bre♠th of existence?
Co+ldblo+o+ds who+ feel such an incredible rage to+ the degree that vio+lence is its best o+utlet need serio+us help. No+t me tho+ugh. Perso+nally, I need to+ fight + kill tho+se guys.
(^･ω･^) < I WILL MAKE SURE TO TAG ALL OF IT INCLUDING THE NSFW!!!!!!!!! WHICH I WILL GLADLY BE PRESENTING TO ALL!!! #nsfw #shipcourse #thiswillbefunmog
the look on a hiighblood2 face when they realiize that you could blow them two 2miithereen2 wiith a 2neeze ii2 priicele22, btw. dont dii2h iit iif you cant take iit, diip2hiit.
:o) I miss using my Chucklevoodoos in the bedroom. ;o) Its most pleasing to watch your subject give in completely to you, body and mind. ;o) Trusting you with their very soul. Their essence. :o) Bliss. #nsfw
:o) Well I wouldn't quite put it in those words :o) But in layman's terms :o) ...Yes.
im the most special and handsomest boy in the entire vworld. (like if you agree.)
I HATE ALL OF YOU, BUT YOU SPECFICALLY FUCK YOU
D --> Works every time