#sexcapades
novw i like to sleep around just as much as the next guy, 8ut vwhen my main squeeze starts accusing me of cheating i can't help 8ut roll my eyes! honey you're not my girlfriend, you're not my vwife, and you sure as hell aren't my matesprit. vwe'vwe 8anged 8oots and had our romps 8ut do you see a pail? no! no pail, no commitment. i knovw im not the most monogamous guy in the vworld, 8ut here's the thing wvith that. im scared of getting my heart 8roken, im scared of 8eing tied dowvn! you vwouldn't wvant to scare avway a catch like me, right toots? attagirl. so vwhen it gets dovwn to the 8rass tack...Read more
phevw, yknovw me, alwvays chasing tail, alwvays after some skirt and sticking my nose in wvhere i may8e shouldn't, right? so im chatting up this 8road, getting her inhi8itions all loosened up, 8uying her drinks and the like, havwing a fevw of my owvn. the 8road is the one that suggests vwe go 8ack to her place, and im not one to turn that dovwn! so of course vwe jump into the nook8uggy, im driwving us 8ack to hers vwhile she's playing wvith my gear stick if you knovw wvhat im saying ;) i tell this skirt to slovw dowvn a little, really make it last, vwe havwe a lot of road left to go and i dont...Read more
i wvent to get my 8lood wvork done so i could hit on the cute nurse dowvn at the medicull center. hit the gym first, got a nice pump going to impress the 8road. she commented on hovw vweiny my arms are, she wvas impressed! i flexed a little for her and she got all shy. it wvas adora8le. she drevw my 8lood, and plenty of it. she told me my 8lood pressure vwas a little high, 8ut wvhat can you expect wvhen you're staring at a hot piece of ass like that. and wvith a shirt cut like that she vwas just 8EGGING for someone to stare dovwn her shirt. her 8ra wvas teal 8tvw. i vwas a 8it vwoozy for t...Read more
i picked up a part time gig as a delivwery drivwer. you could newver guess howv much nookie you can get vwhen a gal neglects to tip the drivwer. vwhen you get to the door, flirt a little, dont come on too strong, and make sure you're vwearing a uniform one size too small to really make the pecs pop. she'll get shy, avwoid eye contact wvhile taking her 40 caegar sushi from your sturdy hands, lean in a little, ask if your servwices wveren't satisfactory, and make sure you really lean in at the hip so she knowvs wvhat you mean. novw you need to ask if there is any vway to /earn/ that tip. and make su...Read more
iwve said my piece a8out condoms already, mainly that i dont like using them, restricts the 8lood flovw, and they nevwer fit right around the ol' pecker. 8ut I vwill admit that they havwe their uses! namely vwhen a 8road is into anal. if shes letting you knock on the 8ackdoor youwve already scored a vwhore, so 8est 8ag it up just in case ;) nowv a 8road might not havwe prepared for the occasion, so to speak, if its a more spontaneous randy-wvous, and its more than likely the gal vwill get shit on your dick. nowv accidents happen! you can't 8lame a 8road for that, 8ut this is wvhy wve're using ...Read more
im not the type of guy thatll vwolunteer to use a condom (disposa8le pail sock for you trolls), 8ut i vwill use them! if a girl is infected vwith something ill wvrap it no question, wvouldnt wvant to catch anything nowv you might ask "Cronus, vwhy are you 8anging infected girls?" wvell honey, to quote the song; infected girls do it 8etter. 8ut im getting off track! last time i had a 8road on her 8ack in the 8ackseat of the nook8uggy i used a ru88er, i vwouldnt wvant to get any of my load into the leather seats. oh sure it wvashes out, 8ut the chance for a vwiolet stain in the 8ackseat might t...Read more
[#cwv-du8con #NSFVW #NSFWVE #Implications] im meeting this 8road at a diner later and im scoping out the joint 8efore she arriwves. I get to talking vwith the soda jerk, tall skinny guy, too much acne, he'd 8etter lay off on sneaking cream sodas on the jo8. i got to talking vwith the guy, and truth 8e told i envwy the guy! not for his pizza face, of course not 8ut in his position i could flirt vwith evwery 8ird that came into the joint! im sure he dreams of it, havwing a face that doesnt repulse evwery dame that wvalks into the place its a powverful position 8ehind that counter yknovw! making ext...Read more