[#cwv-du8con #NSFVW #NSFWVE #Implications] im meeting this 8road at a diner later and im scoping out the joint 8efore she arriwves. I get to talking vwith the soda jerk, tall skinny guy, too much acne, he'd 8etter lay off on sneaking cream sodas on the jo8. i got to talking vwith the guy, and truth 8e told i envwy the guy! not for his pizza face, of course not 8ut in his position i could flirt vwith evwery 8ird that came into the joint! im sure he dreams of it, havwing a face that doesnt repulse evwery dame that wvalks into the place its a powverful position 8ehind that counter yknovw! making extra creamy sodas for girls that trust you implicitly novw you knowv i wvould nevwer dream of sneaking anything into a 8roads drink, 8ut wvhen she looks dovwn into her 8lue8erry smoothie she wvill 8e thinking a8out me she wvould look dowvn at the drink, and 8ack up at me, and hope that the salt shes tasting is a product of yours truly wvhile she pets 8etvween her legs in the passanger seat of her 8oyfriends 8uggy vwith the strawv in her mouth #eroticmemoir #sexcapades
Y0u think id get turned 0n by the c0ncept 0f drinking a sm00thie with y0ur cum in it?
HHHH KUDOS.
i cast a vwide net honey, if not you, im sure someone else wvill like the idea
WELL YEAH 0F C0URSE
I th0ught y0u were speaking t0 specifically me
R0lling my fucking 0rbs
Well I do enjoy salted caramel~.
caramel might not 8e my forte, 8ut i can prowvide the salt