i picked up a part time gig as a delivwery drivwer. you could newver guess howv much nookie you can get vwhen a gal neglects to tip the drivwer. vwhen you get to the door, flirt a little, dont come on too strong, and make sure you're vwearing a uniform one size too small to really make the pecs pop. she'll get shy, avwoid eye contact wvhile taking her 40 caegar sushi from your sturdy hands, lean in a little, ask if your servwices wveren't satisfactory, and make sure you really lean in at the hip so she knowvs wvhat you mean. novw you need to ask if there is any vway to /earn/ that tip. and make sure you put the emphasis on /earn/ and not /tip/ or the 8road vwill think you're offering her your dignity. if you're into that you're reading the vwrong post, i'm not letting anyone into my diamond factory. im getting off topic here. if she takes the 8ait you're in, get your tip and leavwe 8efore the 8oss starts asking wvhere you wvent. if she doesnt? vwell that's wvhy you use a fake name on the app. #eroticmemoir #sexcapades #sexed
YOU ARE FERMENTING SOME KIND OF PLANETWIDE PANDEMIC. IN YOUR SHEATH.
cmon toots you knowv i keep it clean unlike your rank ex... seriously vwhat did you see in that guy past the stink lines