iwve said my piece a8out condoms already, mainly that i dont like using them, restricts the 8lood flovw, and they nevwer fit right around the ol' pecker. 8ut I vwill admit that they havwe their uses! namely vwhen a 8road is into anal. if shes letting you knock on the 8ackdoor youwve already scored a vwhore, so 8est 8ag it up just in case ;) nowv a 8road might not havwe prepared for the occasion, so to speak, if its a more spontaneous randy-wvous, and its more than likely the gal vwill get shit on your dick. nowv accidents happen! you can't 8lame a 8road for that, 8ut this is wvhy wve're using the condom! it makes the next step easy as 8lue8erry cream pie. you can wvipe it clean, take it off and its like it newver happened! if you don't vwant to em8arrass the 8road you can 8e a little sneaky a8out it. clean it off 8efore she sees it, and vwhen she turns around and asks if she got shit on your dick you tell her "no svweetheart, you did great! same time next vweek?" #eroticmemoir #sexcapades
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th1s 1s why a true lost weaboo 1s always prepared... weekly enemas are a MUST... 💪
see im not a8out that life, not for me, 8ut kudos are due for 8eing considerate
howv do you vwash your ass more often than your pits?
thanks, man... you know 1m all about that clean wastetube organ l1fe...
1 mean... to be fa1r, 1 feel l1ke my *ss gets a lot more act1on than my p1ts... l1ke, why waste t1me clean1ng the basement 1f the guests aren't gunna see 1t anyway, ya d1g?
because the musk from the basement vwafts around and poisons the entire damn hivwe and bothers the neighbors.