novw i like to sleep around just as much as the next guy, 8ut vwhen my main squeeze starts accusing me of cheating i can't help 8ut roll my eyes! honey you're not my girlfriend, you're not my vwife, and you sure as hell aren't my matesprit. vwe'vwe 8anged 8oots and had our romps 8ut do you see a pail? no! no pail, no commitment. i knovw im not the most monogamous guy in the vworld, 8ut here's the thing wvith that. im scared of getting my heart 8roken, im scared of 8eing tied dowvn! you vwouldn't wvant to scare avway a catch like me, right toots? attagirl. so vwhen it gets dovwn to the 8rass tacks of the matter, it ain't cheating unless you're filling pails. that's vwhere you really see the intentions of it! if you're 8ringing a 8ucket to ewvery casual hookup there's nothing casual going on there! 8ut if you're letting it run dovwn into the drain after, or the 8road is swvallovwing (or spitting) it in a 8athroom stall, there is no 8etrayal in my eyes! trolls aren't exactly monogamous, there's the hate sex and all that smearing evweryone is doing, and hey you already knowv your partner is going to 8e shacking up wvith their hatemate evwery novw and then, so vwhy are you getting jealous wvhen they're getting dirty wvith a dewvilishly handsome stranger? no 8ucket, no commitment. as long as you spit, svwallowv or send it dowvn the drain you're not cheating! #nsfwv #sexcapades #eroticmemoir #notcheating
it wasn’t a compliment, mr ampora ..
SO true, bro... 1've BEEN say1ng th1s... 💪
umm, don’t put words in my mouth!!!
}:/ cmon man...
The su8tle (read: 8lasé) way you attempt to convince suspecting suitors that there is a genuine emotional reason 8ehind your lack of commitment would 8e nearly poetic if not for the lack of tact in the following paragraphs. It is really unfortun8te 8ecause I am almost certain it still works even though you are not trying!
I unfortun8tely am not. ::::/