♠ hated by @carmineGnosiology
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED #MUTANTSTOMPING. #THROWBACK.
(｡♥‿♥｡) KYAAAAAAAAAAA WHO IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) THAT SHADE OF RED, I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) SUGOI SUGOI SUGOI!!!! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) HURT HIM MORE, PLEASE!!!! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) #VIOLENCE #SUGGESTIVE ♫
dont make this weird but hes posed up kinda femininestyle in this kinda tea
"I LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM." - @carmineGnosiology YOU BE THE JUDGE. #BLOOD #GORE #ALTERNIANCULLING #EXECUTION #HESFINE #HEWASALREADYDEAD #HISTORYLARP #PORRIMDONTBEMAD #ITOLDHIMTOCHANGE #ITOLDHIMNOTTOWEARTHOSESTUPIDPANTS #ONTHEHISTORYFIELDTRIP #IWARNEDHIMABOUTSTARES.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE STOP HER SLUTPOSTING. I NEED THIS. SHUT YOUR FAT FUCKING WINDCHUTE. FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. AND DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME. FOR US. @aeneasCaldarium.
POINT OF ORDER! of course you're entitled to feel any way you'd like about your own appearance - my issue was with the public expression of those feelings. i mean, really, think about the message you're sending! some poor impressionable troll could see your post & think there's something wrong with their *own* eyebags; you should at least have thought to tag for body issues or negative self talk. SIDEBAR! & to make my own feelings on the matter perfectly clear i literally only care about this to the extent that we can disagree about it #TWfriendship
OBJECTION! aren't you legitimizing & upholding normative beauty st&ards by publicly lamenting your eye bags?
You know those old grumblr posts that were like fandom call to actions. DOCTOR WHO FANS GRAB YOUR TARDIS or whatever To the tune of that: BEFORANS GRAB YOUR CUSHIONED SHIN GUARDS, AND SOFT HELMETS, AND PADDED VESTS. THERE'S A WAR TO FIGHT.
anyvways! looks like activwity is at its peak. sorry for letting the momentum die a little, but... vwhos ready for round 2 of the great #cronusbabeoff? as a reminder, the current standings are posted belovw. jade vws roxy is a pretty intense first match. ill post the official poll for it in say, ten minutes or so? this round is gonna come vwith propaganda, probably. lets get this party started!
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found one of my favworite vwintages. @handmaid did fantastic wvork finding me a signed copy. ((edit by @handmaid <3 ))
To all t)(e fussy trolls out t)(ere, I'll offer you t)(e same deal I offered Meena)( once! You can swing on me but every swing costs you one smooc)(. 38* Definitely a good deal! No way you could regret it! #GR-EAT-D-EAL #D-E-FIN-IT-ELY_NOT_A #SCAM #suckers
If you )(ave any problems wit)( t)(e Beforus system or culling, feel free to message me! It's my job to take of t)(ese problems!
O)( NO. T)(ere's T)(R-E-E M-E-ENA)(S? If t)(ere's t)(ree of t)(em, witc)( one is t)(e cutest??? #ALL-OF-T)(-EM
I've been )(ere for ten minutes and I've already found Meena)( t)(ree new )(atc)(mates!
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP PITYING THE CHITTS. WHERE I’M BRAGGING ABOUT MY AWESOME JOB AND LIFE. DRAGGING MY CLOUT DOWN. I NEED TO KULLFARM. FROM NOW ON. IT WILL ALL BE PICTURES OF SCUTTLEBUGGY CRASHES. AND LIFELESS MUTANT HUSKS.
S-TIER: KANKRI. MEENAH. THE UNATTAINABLES. YOU. ME. PORRIM. THE PROFESSIONALS. A-TIER: KURLOZ. HORUSS. ARANEA. HIGH RISK. HIGH REWARD. B-TIER: LATULA. MITUNA. MEULIN. NOTHING SPECIAL. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK TIER: THE SHITBLOODED SLUGSUCKER.
okay nowv rate us all in terms of fuckability #nsfvw
L9ve, kindness, and h9pe are n9t finite res9urces. C9mpassi9n 6reeds m9re c9mpassi9n, while pure hatred 6ey9nd pitch affecti9n 9nly serves t9 exhaust and drain. Ch99se kindness.
CHITTR HANDLE: YOU IDIOT. CHALKBOX? I COULD SNIFF OUT A DROP OF YOUR BLOOD. OR ANYTHING ELSE. IN AN OCEAN OF VISCERA. @carbolicGalvanologist? YOUR MESSAGE: WHICH OUTFIT SHOULD I AND YOU PUT KANKRI IN WHEN WE FIND HIM? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: YES. AND YOU'RE A HOT AS FUCK RUSTBLOOD. (IF THIS IS CHALKBOX. YOU ARE ACTUALLY ALREADY UNDER CONTRACT.) DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. DUE TO YOUR FINAL ANSWER. I AM BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THIS MIGHT NOT BE CHALKBOX. HOWEVER. KANKRI HUNTER. WHOEVER YOU ARE. COME FORWARD. AND WE WILL ACHIEVE INCREDIBLE THINGS TOGETHER. I'M THINKING SOMETHING LIKE THIS. GRUBSCARS OUT.
OBJECTION! your argument that as an "off-spectrum" mutant you are incapable of exerting oppressice force over others is self-infantalizing. furthermore, as someone who is literate & bothers to actually utilize fundamental rhetorical tools (& is capable of doing so), unlike the vast majority of users on this platform, you *are* in a privileged position. &, as i am someone who does not see caste, your accusation of treating you as a scapebleatbeast is entirely unwarranted & ad hominem. POINT OF ORDER! also, to my underst&ing, isn't being oppressed a good thing on beforus? culling & whatnot SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! your appreciation of my valiant effort to provide "trigger" warnings is appreciated.
.damn vantases sucK .zero sense humoR .ACROSS THE BOARd
GAG. PUKE. HORRIFIC DIGESTIVE SQUIGGLE SOUNDS. AS ALL MY ORGANS COME OUT MY SEEDFLAP. NO. NEVER. NO. I'M DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO ALL QUADRANTS. AND TO VENTURE INTO THAT RADIOACTIVE EXCLUSION ZONE. WOULD BOIL KANKRI'S CUTIE MUTIE CANDY BLOOD IN HIS VIRGIN VEINS. NEVER ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING. EVER AGAIN. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
If you're asking for my opinion, then yes, I never thought I would see any version of him 8e so open-minded. I don't agree with his idea of what a functional quadrant is like, mind you. Initially, I thought you were implying the two of you were in a pale quadrant, and he'd 8een soliciting said affections from other parties.
IS NOBODY ELSE SHOCKED. THAT APPARENTLY. FOR PERIGEES AT MINIMUM. KANKRI HAS HELD THE OPINION. THAT ORGIES. AND QUADSMEARING. AND CHEATING ARE ALL FINE. I MEAN. OF COURSE I ALREADY THINK THOSE THINGS. BUT I HAD NO IDEA. HE WAS SUCH A #CONCILIAWHORE.
@CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY EXPLAIN YOURSELF AT ONCE. #QUADSMEARING #RAILSWITHPAILS #PALEINFIDELITY #INFIDELITY #GOODOLDFASHIONEDCHEATING #PALEORGY #PALEPLAY #SUGGESTIVE.
?vantases you saY @cardinallyGarrulous @ironInfidel @theSufferer @counterproposedGambit @carbolicGalvanologist @caveatGuidance @vantasDissertation @carmineGnosiology @carcinoGeneticist#2443 @carcinoGeneticist#4881 @carcinoGreatness
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i told you all to #vwatchthisspace. wvell, get ready to say #imcoming because you are *here*. the first annual cronus amporas babe-off #cronusbabeoff is ready to begin! you, yes you, citizens of chittr, are gonna decide wvho the hottest babe in all of paradox space is! vwatch this space and followv the tag to make sure you dont miss any of the upcoming polls. novw, vwithout further ado, heres the bracket line-up. feel free to make some predictions, bet on shit, vwhatevwer. i aint in this for the money, im in this for lowve of the game.
Eesh. After much and rapid demand, I have included the Beforan noncreators. If you insist!
「HA. YOU DID NOT CORRECT.」 「THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS TOPIC. PULL UP YOUR BIG GRUB PANTS. VERY CELIBATE AND PIOUS OF YOU. HE HAS DISCOVERED THE SACRED LOOPHOLE WHERE IF NOBODY MOVES, THEN APPARENTLY DESIRE DOESN'T COUNT.」 「WHO IS ROCKING IT FOR YOU? PORRIM?」 「NEED YOUR LUSUS TO WATCH?」 「KANKRI. YOU ARE PUTTING CELIBACY IN THE CUCK CHAIR AND MAKING IT WATCH AS YOU REST SIDE BY SIDE WITH ME.」 「BULGE CASUALLY IN NOOK.」 「WHOSE BULGE? WHOSE NOOK? WHOSE KNOWS?」 「YOUR PURITY IS LUSTFUL. YOU ARE NOT ABOVE FLESH. YOU ARE STANDING IN THE DOORWAY OF THE HIVEBLOCK WITH ONE FOOT INSIDE. I WILL NOT PUSH YOU.」 「OF COURSE. THESE ARE JUST WORDS. PURE FICTION. RIGHT?」
THERE'S ALSO PLENTY OF PERSONAL SATISFACTION TO BE FOUND. IN GOING OUT. AND GETTING SATISFIED. YOU MIGHT BE LESS INCLINED TO COMPLAIN ON THE COMPUTER. IF SOMEONE WAS REGULARLY SATISFYING YOU. #SUGGESTIVE. #BECAUSEIAMTALKINGABOUTPAIL. #FORTHEVIRGINSANDILLITERATESAMONGUS.
dont you start now you just agreein with him to sea if itll make him pop his chastity lock
FINALLY. I HAVE OBTAINED A TEXTFREE WALLSCROLL. OF THE COVER. OF THE FIRST ISSUE. OF ONE OF BEFORUS'S GREATEST CULTURAL EXPORTS:「INSUFFERABLE?! THE ANGEL AND DEMON ON MY SHOULDERS GOT TIRED OF MY LACK OF A LOVE LIFE, SO THEY TOOK IT UPON THEMSELVES TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY! KILLING AND CULLING IN EQUAL PARTS, THEY EXPOSE MY MUTANT PUSHER TO THE WORLD AND COMPETE OVER WHICH ONE GETS ME LAID! VACILLATING IN MY QUADRANTS AND WITH EACH OTHER, THEY WON'T STOP PAILING BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE THEM! BETWEEN ALL THE SABOTAGE, IS IT GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM I LOSE MY VIRGINITY WITH?! THREESOME IN SOME QUAD WITH A VIOLET-BLOODED ANGEL, A MAROON-BLOODED DEMON, AND AN INSUFFERABLE MUTANT WHO LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING?! KYA!~」
AND WHAT IF BURGUNDYBLOODS WANT TO BE #DEBASED #SEXUAL #AGGRESSORS. #SHAMELESSLY #PROMISCUOUS. IN COMPARISON TO THE CIVILIZED SOCIETAL ELITES. WOULD YOU #DENY US EVEN THAT.
tHAT BR1NGS BACK MEMOR1ES,,, 「1NSUFFERABLE?! tHE aNGEL AND dEMON ON mY sHOULDERS gOT t1RED OF mY lACK OF A lOVE l1FE, SO tHEY tOOK 1T uPON tHEMSELVES TO lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY! k1LL1NG AND cULL1NG 1N eQUAL pARTS, tHEY eXPOSE mY mUTANT pUSHER TO THE wORLD AND cOMPETE oVER wH1CH oNE gETS mE lA1D! vAC1LLAT1NG 1N mY qUADRANTS AND w1TH eACH oTHER, tHEY wON'T sTOP pA1L1NG BUT nO oNE eLSE cAN sEE tHEM! bETWEEN ALL THE sABOTAGE, 1S 1T gO1NG TO BE oNE OF tHEM 1 lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY w1TH?! tHREESOME 1N sOME qUAD w1TH A v1OLET-bLOODED aNGEL, A mAROON-bLOODED dEMON, AND AN 1NSUFFERABLE mUTANT wHO lOOKS rEALLY gOOD 1N wOMEN'S cLOTH1NG?! kYA!~」WAS B*NNED RATHER QU1CKLY AFTER 1T STARTED PR1NT, FOR REASONS SUCH AS "pORTRAY1NG WARMBLOODS 1N A CULLER POS1T1ON, PORTRAY1NG AN BROAD-SPECTRUM TROLL UNHAPPY W1TH BE1NG CULLLED, AND PRESENT1NG A CULLEE UNHAPPY W1TH THE1R PRESENTAT1ON WHO WAS NOT ENCOURAGED TO ACCEPT THE BODY THEY WERE HATCHED W1TH AS BEAUT1FUL," WH1CH ARE OF COURSE, ALL NONSENSE, TH1NGS MUST ALL BE SO POL*T1CALLY CORRECT NOWAN1GHTS,,, sOUTHWESTERN bEFORAN AND cOMMON sTANDARD bEFORAN TRANSLAT1ONS ARE AVA1LABLE FOR ANY 1NTERESTED, - n1TRAM-DONO
.i havent and will not read any of thiS .but your dedication to the bit impresses mE
SIG)()( my vantas is still in the bubbles. you go ahead and throe some at yours in my honor aight
y0u 571ll c4n
miss the good old days of the bubbles when you could just sit there and throe bread at vantas' head until he got mad as fuckk
BULGE CHECK. ARE YOU SQUIRMY.
@CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY PLEASE INDICATE WHICH OF THE BELOW ACTIVITIES WOULD OR WOULD NOT BREAK YOUR VOWS. FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. AND TROLLS LOOKING TO GET INTO #DENIAL. #CHASTITY. ASCETICISM. AND POINTLESS SELF-#PUNISHMENT. 1. SOAKING. (BULGE IN NOOK BUT NEITHER TROLL IS MOVING.) 2. BULGE NOT IN NOOK. BUT INSTEAD BETWEEN ANOTHER TROLL'S WALKSTEMS. 3. FULLY CLOTHED DRY HUMPING. 4. FULLY CLOTHED. WEARING A STRAP ON. USING IT ON ANOTHER TROLL. IN THE NOOK. OR THE CHUTE. 5. FULLY CLOTHED. WEARING A STRAP ON. USING IT ON ANOTHER TROLL. IN THE WINDCHUTE. 6. FROND STUFF. 7. PAILING YOURSELF. 8. PAILING YOURSELF. WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT. SUCH AS A PILLOW. 9. PAILING YOURSELF WITH ANOTHER TROLL PRESENT. BUT NOT ENGAGING. 10. PAILING YOURSELF WITH ANOTHER TROLL PRESENT. ALSO PAILING THEMSELVES. 11. REMAINING FULLY CLOTHED AND MODEST. WHILE ANOTHER TROLL PAILS THEMSELVES. 12. DIRTY TALK. 13. EXPRESSING PLATONIC DISAPPROVAL. AT LENGTH. IN PERSON. WHILE TWO OR MORE TROLLS ARE ACTIVELY PAILING. 14. VOYEURISM. (WATCHING TWO OR MORE TROLLS.) 15. VOYEURISM. BUT FROM ANOTHER BLOCK. SUCH AS WHEN I STAY THE LIGHT WITH PORRIM. AND YOU'RE JUST ONE WALL AWAY. 16. WASHING ANOTHER TROLL'S HAIR. AND TOUCHING THEIR HORNS MORE THAN NECESSARY. 17. KISSING WITH TONGUE. 18. KISSING WITHOUT TONGUE. 19. KISSING ANYWHERE BUT THE FACE. 20. INDIRECT KISS. (ON A SHARED DRINKING VESSEL. FOR EXAMPLE.) THANK YOU KANKRI.
WHEN YOU LOVE WHAT YOU DO. YOU'LL NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. #WORKPOSTING #TIMECLONERECYCLING #BODYDISPOSAL #ONEREMAINS #HAAHAAANDTHENWHAT
MAYBE WE MAKE @CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY DO IT. FROM HIS CUCK CHAIR.
WHY DID SHE HAVE TO CULL KANKRI. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING ME. HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT YOU. I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THERE. EVERY NIGHT. I'D CRAWL ACROSS HOT COALS. AND BROKEN GLASS. FOR THE CHANCE TO SLEEP AT THE FOOT OF YOUR RESTPLANE. I'D HAVE MY TONGUE. SO DEEP INSIDE YOU. YOU'D BE SPEAKING EAST BEFORAN. YOU WASTED SO MANY SWEEPS. LEGALLY OWNING A GUY. WHO WASN'T EVEN INTO THAT. PORRIM. PLEASE TEXT ME BACK. #SUGGESTIVE #YURI #YURIBAITING #PLEASE
:33< *ac snorts with laughter at cg* :33< whatever cg X33
deep fry his bass
:33< mew can nevfur hide mewer misclick crimes h33 h33 h33 >:33c
X33< nyo you so did!!! :33< *mew said, ac said at cg, making a quotation motion with her paws "y9u will s33 that my dev9ti9n t9 sexual purity is a testament t9 the strength 9f my m9ral integrity"* ;33< theres something attractive there that youre fighting hard against :33< h33 h33 h33 X33
:33< wait-aw3333!!! :33< mew just called all of your friends hot as hell :33< thats so sw33t X33
IF HE WAS ANY LESS COMMITTED. I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A TASTE OF THAT MYSTERY FLAVOR BY NOW.
It could alvways be vworse
IT'S NOT RARE.
(=^･⩊･^=) < NOT GOING TO LIE. I COMMEND HIM FUR K33PING HIS URGES IN CHECK. IT'S SAD BUT. LMEOW!! MOG!!!!
shit babe vwere so stupid, vwe coulda made that into at least an octosome
This is hilari9us #N9tMeTh9
IMAGINE BEING A SEER OF BLOOD. AND THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. AND YOU REMAIN FIRMLY COMMITTED TO VIRGINITY. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON. #COULDNOTBEME. @CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY @TACITURNTERROR @LEJAYJAY @GNARLYCABALLERIAL#1784 @TOXICAGGRO
ARE YOU DOING THE KAWAII BLUSHU RIGHT NOW.
H★ven't you posted thirst tr★ps of yourself?
oh fuck he finally savw it
I ENJOYED MAKING YOUR ANCESTORS. YOUR DESCENDANTS. SUFFER. LIVE THROUGH THE DESTRUCTION OF THEIR HOMES. DRAFT INTO ALTERNIAN WARS. OH. THE BLOODSHED. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i replaced every she/her with he/him and i liked this ppsot a lot cronsu tahnk you for posting it
to mess vwith text searching just for this post, dont ewven svweat it babe
[#nudes #nsfwv #smut #vwanilla #vwholesome #boobs #bulge #greaseraesthetic #ifyouknowvme #dontlookatmynudesplease #formyovwncomfort #andemotionalandmentalwvellbeing] (( #notgay #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl #sufferer #thesufferer #bucket #culling #lusus #lusii #cwv-lusus #imposter #the-imposter #slurry ))
I actually agree. Yo+u and I and Cro+nus and Kankri co+uld have such a lo+vely meeting o+f the minds so+me day.
Co+ming fro+m yo+u, that's a co+mpliment.
SEE. HE’S MAKING POINTS. PERHAPS YOU. AND I. AND CRONUS. AND KANKRI. CAN AGREE ON SOME THINGS. SUCH AS VANTASKUN’S KAWAII BLUSHU. THE SWEET #FORBIDDENFRUIT LOCKED BEHIND THOSE HOLY LEGGINGS. AND OTHER MATTERS. TOO #SUGGESTIVE TO DISCUSS. ANYWHERE BUT IN PERSON.
that said. youwve got me on the confirmation bias. i kinda allude to it in some of these, but this stuff is only really applicable to a certain subset of the gals. a large subset, but a subset i do a damn fine job of filtering for ;)
you bitch
#CAGTTL #NSFW #Casteplay #Dubco+n @aeneasCaldarium In re: Part 13: "Befo+ran Vantas" So+meo+ne went thro+ugh a lo+t o+f tro+uble to+ o+bscure the co+ntents o+f this chitt. It sure wo+uld be a shame if o+ne o+f the Befo+ran Vantases happened to+ see it. Like, say, @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy. It's a go+o+d thing @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy hasn't seen the O+P, because I am sure @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy wo+uld have a lo+t to+ say abo+ut it if he did. Ho+w fo+rtunate that we do+n't have to+ wo+rry abo+ut that. Paragraph by paragraph, yo+u kno+w the drill by no+w. Fo+r o+ne: I've met a few female Kankris, and I agree that they're rather attractive. But, then, I wo+uld also+ say the male o+nes and no+nbinary o+nes are decently attractive to+o+. I'm no+t #No+tGay, so+ there's no+thing abo+ut my sexuality that makes me think o+f o+ne gender as prettier than ano+ther, and if yo+u, dear reader, are anything o+ther than mo+no+sexual and *still* believe wo+men are inherently mo+re attractive than men, ask yo+urself why yo+u think that. Ho+wever, it *is* an o+bjective fact that female Kankris dress nicer. A higher willingness to+ listen to+ the Po+rrims in their lives, perhaps? O+r a result o+f living with the intrinsic kno+wledge that wo+men are mo+re likely to+ be taken serio+usly by their peers if their o+utward appearance matches so+ciety's ideals o+f a wo+man wo+rth listening to+? Who+'s to+ say. So+ far, we're o+ff to+ an o+kay start. Besides the value judgement passed o+n her weight (*sighs wistfully as I fo+ndly remember the days o+f #Bo+dyPo+sitivity*), there's actually no+thing terribly o+bjectio+nable here. I agree that tho+se chubby cheeks are rather ado+rable when they get blushy. In this scenario+, she hasn't said no+, and asking yo+u to+ tag yo+ur triggers is a go+o+d way o+f indicating that she wants yo+u to+ co+ntinue. Flirting with a wo+man in a way that genuinely flatters her and catches her o+ff guard is a-o+kay in my bo+o+k. ...And again with the casteplay. I've said my tho+ughts abo+ut it. Tho+ugh I do+ have to+ wo+nder what the o+dds are that every warmblo+o+ded wo+man that a seadweller man meets just so+ happens to+ be into+ being degraded due to+ their so+cial standing in relatio+n to+ him. Can anyo+ne say "co+nfirmatio+n bias"? "she already assumes yo+ure a lo+ser": So+mething she and I can agree o+n. And please, leave the sweater o+ut o+f it. I wo+rked to+o+ hard o+n it to+ see it sullied. :( Redacted paragraph is redacted. I did eventually ask Cro+nus what the redacted info+rmatio+n o+n the Damara po+st was and he to+ld me it was lo+st to+ spacetime, so+ I assume this is to+o+. A shame, but so+mething tells me it's fo+r the best if it do+esn't see the light o+f day. O+verall, this o+ne was... surprisingly tame? Sure, it hits so+me o+f what I'm beginning to+ reco+gnize as the classic #CAGTTL beats, namely preying o+n a wo+man's insecurities and insisting that she just secretly lo+o+o+o+ves hemo+casteism, but given that the subject is no+to+rio+usly celibate, I admittedly expected a lo+t wo+rse. I have to+ begrudgingly o+ffer kudo+s fo+r at least kind o+f respecting Kankri's bo+undaries. Also+, Cro+nus? Yo+u missed a "Girlkat" in yo+ur editing. Yo+u either need a better pro+o+freader o+r else need to+ type with bo+th hands fo+r a change.
WHEN WE SHARE A COMMON GOAL*. WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE. *SUCH AS KANKRI. FOR EXAMPLE.
when we get down to brass tacks moby everyone was just a slut
everyone on beforus was a freak and a loser we can chalk it up to ampora as much as we want and i will but i gotta at least acknowledge how everyone in my dam session was whatebber a sex havin chud would be called. in order we had slut slut asshole dweeb slut slut poser douchebag slut freak wannabe-slut and meenah #nsfw
Quit your job. I )(ave unlimited money. We need to ride a sea pony into t)(e sunset. STAT!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO. IF WE WERE ON BEFORUS. AND I WAS FOUND TO BE SUFFICIENTLY MENTALLY UNSTABLE. TO WARRANT BEFORAN CULLING. SO THEY SAID. "HERE YOU GO. THE ONLY SOLUTION NOW. IS FOR YOU TO LEGALLY OWN. THE YANDERE NYMPHO. AND KEEP HER IN YOUR HIVE FOREVER. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS OTHERWISE." HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD LAST.
forced, control, these are such... negatiwve vwords. its being taken into state custody because you cant care for yourself, then pawvned off on- i mean uhh, giwven unto someone vwith the proper resources and training to help best care for your needs. or wvhatevwer, i havwent read any of the propaganda posters in a wvhile, the posters i take a propa ganda at tend to havwe more nudity on em #nsfwv
anyone wvanna get beforan style culled by a handsome rich vwiolet sexual style? #nsfwv
NEVER WILL YOU CEASE TO DRIVE ME TO THE SIZZLING BRINK OF HIVESHIT LUNACY WHENEVER YOU MAKE ME DO THIS. IT WILL NEVER CUT WITH LESS SERRATED OF A RUSTY, TETANUS-CRUSTED EDGE. I WILL NEVER GROW NUMB TO THE AGONY, NO MATTER HOW MUCH NOVACAINE I SQUEEZE INTO THAT FESTERING, MAGGOT-SPAWNING WOUND. IT IS WITH NOTHING BUT THE PUREST, WHITE-HOT, FULL-BORE PLATONIC HATRED THAT I SAY, ONCE AGAIN. I AGREE WITH YOU, KANKRI. AS IN I AGREE THAT YOU SHOULD STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM MY WORKPLACE AS TROLLISHLY POSSIBLE. I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE THE MENIAL NIGHT LABOR OF A NINE-TO-FIVE WHERE BOTH NINE AND FIVE ARE THEORETICAL POINTS AT THE END OF AN ASYMPTOTIC TIME HALLWAY THAT YOU CAN SPRINT THROUGH AT FULL TILT UNTIL YOU'RE A RAW, RAGGED PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR, AND YOU STILL WON'T BE ANY CLOSER TO THE END. I'M NOT SAYING IT BECAUSE THE COWORKERS ARE SO CEASELESSLY AGGRAVATING THAT THEY WOULD MAKE A BOX GRATER RASPED BETWEEN TWO CACOPHONOUS LENGTHS OF RUSTY CHAIN SOUND LIKE TROLL FUCKING TCHAIKOVSKY IN COMPARISON TO THE CLOT-BLEEDING BANTER I'M FORCED TO LISTEN TO DAY IN, DAY IN, DAY IN, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH AD INFINITUM. AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE THE POLISHED, BLEACH-WHITENED SHAME GLOBE WHO RUNS THIS COCKAMAMIE CIRCUS TENT WILL GRIND DOWN WHATEVER SELF-RIGHTEOUS STUMP OF THE CONCEPT OF MORAL INTEGRITY YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU HAD. IT'S BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO A BITCHLY, PUSHERFLAYED MURDER-FUJO, TROLL P.T. BARNUM'S SLEEP PARALYSIS SIDESHOW ACT, THE ORIGINAL TENURED BALL-PROFESSOR EVER TO DROP THIRTY TEXTBOOKS ON THE SUBJECT OF THE HISTORY OF HIGH TEA AT THE IVY-LEAGUE UNIVERSITY OF WHO-GIVES-A-FUCK-STATE, AND THE GREEN PISS-AND-SHIT FACTORY IN SUSPENDERS WHO WRITES THE CHECKS (FOR, YOU GUESSED IT, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING *NOTHING*), AND *THEN* I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR IN-FUCKING-TOLERABLE DRIVEL ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT? I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY. AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO START CALLING MY VEGETATIVE, SPONGE-DEAD HUSK "DR." VANTAS, WHEN I'M AWARDED A PRIZE FOR MOST EFFICIENT SOLUTION TO THE MOST INSUFFERABLE BITCH-AND-MOANER OF ALL PARADOX SPACE. SO PLEASE. FOR YOUR SAKE. FOR MY SAKE. FOR THE SAKE OF ANYONE TO EVER DEVELOP THE BAREBONES LITERACY TO PARSE YOUR 24/7 DEULGE OF NAIVE, OBLIVIOUS BULLSHIT, WHICH ISN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE CONSIDERING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT REPLYING WITH "I'M NOT READING ALL THAT" TO ONE OF SCRATCH'S POSTS IS SOMEHOW ANYTHING BUT A THIRD-DEGREE SELF-BURN. FOR THE FUCKING MORONS' SAKE, TOO. STAY. THE FUCK. AWAY. FROM THE FELT. I WILL LITERALLY PAY YOU IN VANTAS CLAN WACKY FUN BUCKS TO NEVER EVEN CONSIDER IT. FUNGIBLE ONLY IN THE PROUD, DEMOCRATIC STATE OF VANTASTAN. WHERE I WILL ELECT YOU TO AN HONORARY GUBERNATORIAL POSITION. IF YOU NEVER LISTEN TO A WORD OF THAT MINISKIRT-CLAD HARPY'S SARDONIC SCREECHING ABOUT HOW BADLY SHE WANTS TO SEE YOU IM HER WORK UNIFORM. WHICH SHE DOESN'T, BECAUSE SHE LOSES INTEREST FASTER THAN A WIGGLER WHOSE LUSUS JUST STOPPED JINGLING THE KEYS. I LITERALLY DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE MYSELF CLEARER THAN I ALREADY HAVE, SO I'LL SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO SLAUGHTERING THE LAST OF THE TIME ROACHES. JUST KNOW. I WARNED YOU CLUTCHMATE. I TOLD YOU, BARKBEAST. I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING FELT.
NEW PINNED. THANK YOU KANKRI.
YOU WOULD LOOK SO KAWAII IN A LITTLE FRILLY APRON. WHAT WERE YOU SAYING.
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CAREFUL @ING THE BOSSMAN OF THE RUSTBLOOD FACTORY. LOOKING SO RED AND DELICIOUS. YOU MIGHT END UP BITING OFF MORE #FORBIDDENFRUIT THAN YOU CAN CHEW. #SUGGESTIVE. #APPLYNOW.
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cronus clamporas guide to the ladies port 20a: meenah, her impierious condensation, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvater is there to say aboat eel condy that hasnt alraydy been said? seas a badbass seadvwhaler in arroyo skintight vwetsuit vwho oozes sex appeel. seas the milf to end all milwves, her entire moativwacaytion is that seas the atoll mommahi-mahi trying to reefbuild the seacies. seas tallapia, seas strong, seas powverscaled to hell, wvhat chance does a chud like bayou havwe of getting to shoot a shy glance in a barrel at her vwater balloons, let alone laying her? none, zero, nullah, zip. i hawve though, a fevw times. seas the most common of the altunanian olds bayoull sea. of the gulfs anywvawves, wve squall knowv seasalternian me is alvwavwes orcabaying his wvhalechum. so eel lake out vwhat bayou can expect, wvater i do, andabranch maybeach, just baybe, bayoull conchwvince her to touch her eelbovws together oar blovwfish bayou a kiss oar somefin. i wvouldnt call this one best case seanario, bait its the easaest case, efin bayou shoaldnt be able to muck it up. if bayou find bayourshellf in a reel porn-brined timefishingline, bayou bight chum across a condy wvho got herself defeated, sand instead of altunaian gulling her the humies beachforan seagull her. i dunno hovw they do it, bait bayoull find her pierlloried, oar in a shock collar, oar somefin along those lines. fishbeach litereelly cant say no, bayou tunacan havwe yoar fun. sea bight wvhine craboat it in the moment, bait if bayou aint a tidal mooron bayoull havwe her moaning for it quicklake enough. novw, this is gonna be arroyo swvimming theme wvith condy, bayou gotta be reel carpful vwith bayour vwords here. vwater wvere gobying for is deepgrading. loch her for hovw far seas vwhalefallen, howv seas a xeno seax pooltoy, squall that jazz. dont vworry aboat beaching tuna mean, sea can lake it. newver efin haddock any of em try to basst me, most condies i meet dont seam to remember they hawve anyfin beachsides the big fork. andabranch ivwe nevwer met one vwho still shad the serk mind shovwers. thats a good seague to the next part. so, this brand of condy is harder to imminnowvtely dolpherentiate from base condy. bayou hawve to goby wvibes here. if bayoure lakey, bayoull eel some kinda... link from her, if bayou wvill, and bayoull knovw if shell (pun) be finto this oar knot. bait basseacally, ironsidey of ironsideies vwith eel the jade stuff goldfishing on around here, bait the empress seams to looooovwe wvetting brain coral fucked. i hawve enough anecdorsal evwidense to call it a pattern. bayou bight find one stuck to a tiaquatop thats letting bayou fuck vwith it for monsoome reefson, lets bayou reefprogram her. hot tip by the vway, if i can break cayfabe for a bit. bayou find salmon lake that, dont try to freel em and esplashally dont order em to dom *you*. thats just rude. bayou get a bass for the former if shore funny vwith it, bait the latters crabnoxious and shellfish. bait ocray, bayou dont eelwven need the searatop though. along-island vwith collakes one fin i recrayfishmend any vwould be pick-up gartist to carpy in bayour gilladex at all times is somefin bayou can use as a peninsuladuloch. no joke, one time i started swvinging a pretty jevweled necklake in font of a condy, started squavwking in a soft vwoice, and bam, dowvn sea vwent. i aint gonna goby finto mahi entire spheal on howv to do that stuff, bait dont rudder it. take bayour time, its like foreplay. bight sound cayzy wvhat im aboat to say, bait foreplank is important. bayou gulfta sease her drovwn gentlake, as much as sea wvants to gulf up conchatoll, sea cant admit that. bayou need to slovwly gain ground, force conchcessions, until sea eels like sea has no choice bait to giwve up. bayou take on the onus of the choice sevwen (as) sea makos it. fin-fin! from there bayou can do wvaterewver, just try to be dolphinteresting. cmon, seas betta thanabranch "youre in lovwe vwith me, nowv blovwhole me." hawve some sandards, get keyatiwve. seawveed laked at the seasy option, the medium, novw vwere loching at the classic condy, no physigull oar mental restraints, at her full (vwhale, hardly) carpbasscity. bayou sink shad be nigh impearlssible to cupe, right? vwrong. i havwe anabranch easier time vwith condys thsand i do wvith meenah. this aint to say seas easy, oar efin that bayou cod manage, bait the paths char a lot moray clear. bayou could goby the charming flirt rowvte, butter her up, boost her seago. the girls a total garfishist, sea lovwes that shark. make her eel young again. if youre lochy shell (pun) lake bayou as a shoreta pet/conshoret/conchubrine for the night sand shell (pun) hawve her wvawve wvith bayou. thats fin, dont get me vwrong, bait the reel meat of its vwhen bayou push. her impierious conchdescentsion is the biggest paper tigerfish of all tide. i said it, its out there. if bayou come across her shell (pun) pufferfish up her treasure chest, shell (pun) growvl at bayou, sea bight efin threaten bayou. dont reefact. laugh it off. act lake seas just being seally. this part is a loch seasier if youre alraydy dead, no gulfrayntee on howv it wvorks for the liwving. conchpliment her tits, her seabass, lobsterjectify her. shell (pun) be sunfished at the aquadacity, use that opportunaty to touch her up. a spank, some tit grabbing, vwaterewver. nowv, if bayouwve done anyfin, and i mean *anyfin* wvrong, sea wvill skevwer bayou. bait if bayou plaked your carps right? shell (pun) start to crumbubble. shell (pun) moan. her sealegs vwill start to shakelp. seas alvwavwes been the most povwerful beach in any block seas in. shore gulfing her the chance to inlet that image droplet, just for a bit. shell lake it. seas big, mako her eel squall. seas tough, lake her eel soft. reefmind her that bayou knovw sea vwanted this. that seas alvwawves vwanted this. shell (pun) smelt. get her on her knees so bayou can loch her in the face. if bayouwve got the chance, sit on her throne. i svwear to bayou, her fawvorite fin in all of pieradocks space is choking dovwn the bulge of some isthmasshole lounging on her big deckchair. cod: 10/10. holy shark. i havwe to bassume sea brook jadeblood powvers too wvhen sea did all her blood expierivwents because theres no vwawve wvashboard meenah grewv up to this naturaylly. seas not just a blowvfish-up doll either, gills got *meat* on them bones. soft tits, fat bubble butt, great barrier reef legs... bayou just knovw sea aint wvearing anyfin under that wvetsuit either. if seas got nips theyll be poking through quick. play vwith em a bit, theyre seansitiwve. wvhale, iwve newver met a gill wvho didnt hawve seansitivwe nips... gotta expieriment wvith that. gariety: 10/10. shore the three lieutenant commander garchetypes i laked out char pretty much it, bait theres a lot to chewv on. bayou pike free use, seas got bayou covwe-red, mind fuckery, hell yeah, bayou wvant arroyo super haughty beach brokelpen dowvn and on her knees? seas got it all. sea can efin dom too, occasionally, though most condies iwve met havwe been utter deepgenerayte vwater closet submarines. its honestly adorabubble. ease: ?/10. bayoure naut doing it. maybe the free use oar tiaraytop ones, shore. i just dont think bayou hawve the chops for it. me though? hell yeah. knot trilobiwvalvwely, naut wvithout putting the vwork in, bait bayou gotta undersand the pearld i livwe in. gulfen enough time spent vwith a bay, shell break, shell wvhine, shell keen, shell moan, shell beach mine. theres no betta high thanabranch makoing the high and bighty empress say sea lovwes bayou vwhile giwving bayou a titjob. i gotta wvork for it, seas still the coast pikely babe to *acshelly* beach resort to wviolence on me, bait... fuck me, i just cant stay awvawve. mersonarlity: 10/10. this comes dowvn to preefcurrents, obiwvalvwiously, bait i cowve me a haughty beach. i think wvhat makos me enjoy her moray thanchovwiesay, a wvriska oar somefin, is condy tends to also be... kinda chill? sea treats bayou loch yoare nofin up until yoare ewveryfin, bayou just otter surfwviwve that fin-betwveen pieriod. that swvitch inlet her vwibes, it just does it for me so good. same note as vwith meenah, sometimes the misuse of vwaawve sucks bad, bait then, mahi goldfish humansona vwas great wvhite so vwhat can i reelly cay? ovwersqall: 10/10. i adore a good condy. id do just aboat anyfin for a good condy. i dont get the imprvwetseason that any of her on chittr right nowv char finterested in beaching a good condesce for me, bait eel free to hit me up and prowve me wvrong babygill, mahi dms gar alwvavwes open. there gar lame and mid condies, of shores, same gobys for evwery gill, bait there char fevw enough of them that they tend to stick out moray, seas moar strongly definned. i fucking lowve her imperious condescension and i lovwe fucking her imperious condescension. that about does it for this series. if i get enough requests for a specific gal i didnt covwer, i might add on, or if i think about enough small things i might do another combo gal post. lemme knowv in the comments! anyvways, im gonna go lock myself in my bunker until this one blovws owver. later chittr, thanks for all the lowve and support, i couldnt do this vwithout you <3
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 20b: meenah, her imperious condescension, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvhat is there to say about ol condy that hasnt already been said? shes a badass seadvweller in a skintight suit vwho oozes sex appeal. shes the milf to end all milwves, her entire motivwation is that shes the troll mommy trying to rebuild the species. shes tall, shes strong, shes povwerscaled to hell, vwhat chance does a chud like you hawve of getting to shoot a shy glance at her vwater balloons, let alone laying her? none, zero, nada, zip. i havwe though, a fevw times. shes the most common of the alternian olds youll see. of the gals anywvays, vwe all knowv alternian me is alwvays ovwerstaying his wvelcome. so ill lay out wvhat you can expect, wvhat i do, and maybe, just maybe, youll convwince her to touch her elbowvs together or blovw you a kiss or something. i vwouldnt call this one best case scenario, but its the easiest case, ewven you shouldnt be able to muck it up. if you find yourself in a real porn-brained timeline, you might cum across a condy vwho got herself defeated, and instead of alternian culling her the humies beforan cull her. i dunno hovw they do it, but youll find her pilloried, or in a shock collar, or something along those lines. fishbitch literally cant say no, you can havwe your fun. she might wvhine about it in the moment, but if you aint a total moron youll havwe her moaning for it quick enough. nowv, this is gonna be a running theme wvith condy, you gotta be real careful wvith your wvords here. wvhat wvere going for is degrading. mock her for howv far shes fallen, howv shes a xeno sex toy, all that jazz. dont vworry about being too mean, she can take it. newver ewven had any of em try to blast me, most condies i meet dont seem to remember they havwe anything besides the big fork. and iwve newver met one vwho still had the serk mind povwers. thats a good segue to the next part. so, this brand of condy is harder to immediately differentiate from base condy. you hawve to go by vwibes here. if youre lucky, youll feel some kinda... link from her, if you wvill, and youll knowv if shell be into this or not. but basically, irony of ironies vwith all the jade stuff going on around here, but the empress seems to looooovwe getting mind fucked. i hawve enough anecdotal evwidence to call it a pattern. you might find one stuck to a tiaratop thats letting you fuck vwith it for some reason, lets you reprogram her. hot tip by the wvay, if i can break kayfabe for a bit. you find someone like that, dont try to free em and especially dont order em to dom *you*. thats just rude. you get a pass for the former if youre funny vwith it, but the latters obnoxious and selfish. but okay, you dont ewven need the tiaratop though. along wvith collars one thing i reccommend any vwould be pick-up artist to carry in your sylladex at all times is something you can use as a pendulum. no joke, one time i started swvinging a pretty jevweled necklace in front of a condy, started talking in a soft vwoice, and bam, dovwn she wvent. i aint gonna go into my entire spiel on howv to do that stuff, but dont rush it. take your time, its like foreplay. might sound crazy vwhat im about to say, but foreplay is important. you gotta ease her dovwn gently, as much as she vwants to giwve up control, she cant admit that. you need to slovwly gain ground, force concessions, until she feels like she has no choice but to giwve up. you take on the onus of the choice evwen as she makes it. vwin-wvin! from there you can do vwhatewver, just try to be interesting. cmon, shes better than "youre in lovwe wvith me, novw blovw me." hawve some standards, get creatiwve. so wve looked at the easy option, the medium, nowv vwere looking at the classic condy, no physical or mental restraints, at her full (wvell, hardly) capacity. you think shed be nigh impossible to cupe, right? wvrong. i havwe an easier time wvith condys than i do vwith meenah. this aint to say shes easy, or evwen that you could manage, but the paths are a lot more clear. you could go the charming flirt route, butter her up, boost her ego. the girls a total narcissist, she lovwes that shit. make her feel young again. if youre lucky shell take you as a sorta pet/consort/concubine for the night and shell havwe her wvay wvith you. thats fun, dont get me wvrong, but the real meat of its vwhen you push. her imperious condescension is the biggest paper tiger of all time. i said it, its out there. if you come across her shell puff up her chest, shell grovwl at you, she might evwen threaten you. dont react. laugh it off. act like shes just being silly. this part is a lot easier if youre already dead, no guarantee on hovw it vworks for the livwing. compliment her tits, her ass, objectify her. shell be stunned at the audacity, use that opportunity to touch her up. a spank, some tit grabbing, wvhatewver. nowv, if youwve done anything, and i mean *anything* vwrong, she wvill skevwer you. but if you played your cards right? shell start to crumble. shell moan. her legs wvill start to shake. shes alwvays been the most povwerful bitch in any block shes in. youre giwving her the chance to let that image drop, just for a bit. shell take it. shes big, make her feel small. shes tough, make her feel soft. remind her that you knovw she vwanted this. that shes alvways vwanted this. shell melt. get her on her knees so you can look her in the face. if youvwe got the chance, sit on her throne. i swvear to you, her favworite thing in all of paradox space is choking dowvn the bulge of some asshole lounging on her big chair. bod: 10/10. holy shit. i havwe to assume she took jadeblood powvers too wvhen she did all her blood experiments because theres no vway vwashboard meenah grewv up to this naturally. shes not just a blovw-up doll either, girls got *meat* on them bones. soft tits, fat bubble butt, great legs... you just knovw she aint vwearing anything under that wvetsuit either. if shes got nips theyll be poking through quick. play vwith em a bit, theyre sensitivwe. vwell, iwve nevwer met a girl vwho didnt hawve sensitiwve nips... gotta experiment vwith that. vwariety: 10/10. sure the three major archetypes i laid out are pretty much it, but theres a lot to chewv on. you like free use, shes got you covwered, mind fuckery, hell yeah, you wvant a super haughty bitch broken dovwn and on her knees? shes got it all. she can evwen dom too, occasionally, though most condies iwve met havwe been utter degenerate closet subs. its honestly adorable. ease: ?/10. youre not doing it. maybe the free use or tiaratop ones, sure. i just dont think you hawve the chops for it. me though? hell yeah. not triwvially, not wvithout putting the vwork in, but you gotta understand the vworld i liwve in. giwven enough time spent vwith a babe, shell break, shell wvhine, shell keen, shell moan, shell be mine. theres no better high than making the high and mighty empress say she lovwes you vwhile givwing you a titjob. i gotta vwork for it, shes still the most likely babe to *actually* resort to vwiolence on me, but... fuck me, i just cant stay awvay. personality: 10/10. this comes dovwn to preference, obvwiously, but i lowve me a haughty bitch. i think wvhat makes me enjoy her more than say, a vwriska or something, is condy tends to also be... kinda chill? she treats you like youre nothing up until youre evwerything, you just gotta survwiwve that in-betwveen period. that svwitch in her vwibes, it just does it for me so good. same note as wvith meenah, sometimes the misuse of aawve sucks bad, but then, my old humansona wvas vwhite so wvhat can i really say? owverall: 10/10. i adore a good condy. id do just about anything for a good condy. i dont get the impression that any of her on chittr right novw are interested in being a good condesce for me, but feel free to hit me up and prowve me wvrong babygirl, my dms are alwvays open. there are lame and mid condies, of course, same goes for ewvery gal, but there are fewv enough of them that they tend to stick out more, shes more strongly defined. i fucking lovwe her imperious condescension and i lowve fucking her imperious condescension. that about does it for this series. if i get enough requests for a specific gal i didnt cowver, i might add on, or if i think about enough small things i might do another combo gal post. lemme knowv in the comments! anyvways, im gonna go lock myself in my bunker until this one blovws ovwer. later chittr, thanks for all the lowve and support, i couldnt do this wvithout you <3
i.have.a.feeling.that.if.we.just.turned.all.the.indigobloods.into.butlerrors.an.maidemons.we.would.not.notice.too.much.of.a.difference.in.how.they.act useful.fools
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==> Oh Kankri. I love you so parasocially.
accordin to history wwhich as wwe knoww is alwways correct an unfalsifiable the signless wwas a hemomixin slut #nsfww #historicalfactofthenight
haha oh man youre such a jokester
haha alright the bard guides the prince into havvin a wwee chuckle this time
complex? i find it pretty simple myself
the madonna wwhore complex is basically a vvantas slidin scale from karkat to kankri
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of this guide. shes a scary gal, my adwvice for those is to treat it like youre facing up a cholerbear. showv respect, no sudden movwements, but no fear either. compliment her, objectify her, but dont go in for the kill unless youre sure she vwont rip your head off. i havwe the luxury of already being dead, i can push these things more. due to her serwvitude to the wvhite guy, handmaids tend to come hardwvired for obedience, you can do something vwith that. bod: 10/10. rusties are hot, shes got damaras face but shes usually got some actual meat on her bones. mines an exception, but shes cute anyvways. vwariety: 7/10. one of the more vwaried outta this group, anyvways. shes got twvo wvhole personality possibilities! ease: 6/10. depends on her mood and howv scary she feels like being. personality: i prefer damz, and yes @handmaid i count you more as a damz than a handmaid. thats a compliment, take it, youre more interesting than most of these hags. owverall: 8/10. hot as hell, fun to mess wvith her head, but nothing special. shout-out to the one fucked in the head enough i put her under wvith just a massage and a couple of choice wvords. next up, meulin, the disciple. ehh... see her around sometimes, hard for me to get a read on her. shes like... a more chill vwersion of meulin? shes dating some cult leader so theres a cheating angle sometimes, but it usually doesnt come up. in my experience theyre looking to be someones kitty cat, but she has a bit more fight in her than most leijons bod: 7/10. nevwer really got a consistent read. usually more lithe outta the milvwes, but still a milf. vwariety: 3/10. theyre just samey to me, the fevw out there run together. ease: 7/10. tends to be easy to flatter, enjoys the attention of a younger fella, it vwont be hard. personality: 6/10. wvhats there to say? shes meulin but quieter and fewver mental issues. ovwerall: 5/10. honestly i tend to skip these ones, just aint my thing. dunno vwhat it is, i just dont vwibe wvith her. up next, porrim the dolorosa. oh honey. her personality is milf. thats it. she wvants to mommydom or mommysub. nurturing? boring. bod: 9/10. platonic ideal of a milf. wvariety: 3/10. shes a milf. ease: 9/10. remind her that shes a milf and shell drop em. personality: 3/10. vwhere? owverall: 5/10. a real nothingburger. youll newver meet one vwho doesnt just vwanna smother you wvith her tits and call you her svweet little thing. great if thats your thing, but... i prefer it wvhen porrim has a brain and personality, if you could believwe it. #feminism #malefeminist latula, neophyte redglare? that sounds fake and made up. probably dommy but likes ropes? literally newver seen one. stick wvith terezi. nowv heres a juicy one. aranea, mindfang herself. a lot more like vwriska than rae rae, superficially anywvays. a lot of these tough gals are paper tigers, but i dunno if ivwe evwer met a mindfing wvho folded. if youre gonna shoot for her, i think you gotta accept that being vwith a pirate means some pegging. shes fun, shes clewver, shes got jokes, but... eh, just hope shes in a mind control kinda mood so you dont evwen hawve to wvorry about messing up. bod: 7/10. hot pirate babe? tits and ass like an 8? its wvhat you expect, though honestly she runs leaner. wvariety: 4/10. shes got too defined a role to do anything else. ease: 3/10. oh yeah, shell make you vwork for it. at least to top, if youre pathetic and cute enough shell bottom, but lets be honest, if she wvanted to do that shed just be vwriska. personality: 5/10. she sure is wvriska vwithout the interesting bits. owverall: 4/10. maybe id respect it more if i found any that gavwe me good banter, but like... im dualscar junior to them, shes aranea senior to me, vwe just aint compatible and thats okay. /\/\/ /\/\/ alright and thats all the alternian wversions of my friend group! not gonna do the beforan wversions of the other gals, not enough meat on them bones, best i got is i made a nepeta mantle muckrake once, but- vwhats that? vwhats that sound? oh cod, oh shell no... tuna in next time to learn hovw evwen a stupid chud like *you* can bag the condesce hershelf! (you probably vwont, but i could and thats vwhat matters)
ill get the plunger
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if my reaction doesnt make any sense for the post its cause im not reading all that
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"NONCONSENSUAL PHOTOGRAPHY" IS THE WORD OF THE FUCKING DAY HERE ON TROLL SESAME STREET, IF EVER THERE WAS ONE. THIS IS THE *ONE* TIME I WILL LEND MERIT TO YOUR CEASELESS CLOT-BURSTING DRIVEL, KANKRI VANTAS. AND FURTHERMORE. FUCK YOU, MARA. FUCK ALL OF YOU. AND FUCK YOU, KANKRI. FUCK YOU FOR BLITHELY STUMBLING INTO THE BRACKISH, HUNGRY, FULL-FORCE LIP SUCTION WHIRLPOOLS OF THE SAME DUMB, WAILING SIREN AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. THEY'VE TRIED, BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE BRICKS THICKER THAN YOUR FUCKING SPONGECASE. YOUR PATIENCE IS LESS LIKE A WELL THAT NEVER RUNS DRY AND MORE LIKE A PRE-DESSICATED PIT THAT THESE THIRSTY BITCHES KEEP TRYING TO DRAW WATER FROM AND WON'T STOP DRINKING THE FUCKING SAND. IT IS NEVER. GOING. TO HAPPEN. FUCK. IGNORE MOST OF THAT, KANRKI. IN THE BRIEF REMAINING ARMISTICE OF OUR SHARED WRIGGLING DAY, I'LL JUST SAY — THIS OUTFIT IS WORKING FOR YOU.
TRUTH NUKE.
GOMEN. PLEASE FORGIVE PAST ME. IT'S ALL VERY FRESH FOR HER.
i mean. yeah.
I feel like n⚣ matter h⚣w y⚣u feel ab⚣ut Kankri there's a benefit t⚣ kissing him
It's imp9rtant t9 draw wisd9m fr9m different places. If y9u 9nly take it fr9m 9ne, it will gr9w rigid and stale.
also moby now that everyones gettin a taste of what the freaks on beforus were pike you can G-ET OFF MY BASS aboat me ditchin it and moving to the moon. look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldnt do the same shit
PROPERLY UPLOAD THE GIFS, DIPSHIT. I'M CURIOUS.
SMILE AND SCROLL, JACKASS. IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO HANDLE PEOPLE BEING PROUD OF WHO THEY ARE ON YOUR FEED FOR ONE HUMAN MONTH YOU'RE A BULGECHAFING PRETENTIOUS EXCUSE OF AN "ALLY". I WOULD TELL YOU TO GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU CANNOT CURATE WHETHER OR NOT YOU SEE A NUT CREATURE ON YOUR WALK. ONCE AGAIN-- #TWGOFUCKYOURSELFKANKRI
I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEBODY SO INHERENTLY WRONG. #TWGOFUCKYOURSELFKANKRI
(^･ω･^) < ASKSHIPAHOLICDEVOT33 POST THR33 (^･ω･^) < QUESTION ONE FROM ANONYMOUS... FOR SHIPCOURSE PAIRINGS!!! [@lilShitpeta AND @twwiinAquariium] (=^-ω-^=) <ANSWER!!! SINCE YOU DID NOT SPECIFY, ANYTHING BESIDES GIVING ME THEIR HANDLES, I WILL JUST GIVE YOU MY OPINION IN GENERAL!!! SO IF ERISOL WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR QUADS, I WOULD ASSUME HE'D END UP BEING MORE SO INCLINED TO BLACKROM OR PALE... SURPRISINGLY REDROM WOULD ONLY BE ON THE TABLE FOR POSSIBLY FEFERI, ARADIA OR FEFETA!!! NOW AS FOR LILSHITPETA IF YOU WERE TO SHIP WITH ERISOL YOURSELF IT WOULD MOST LIKELY BE AGAIN BLACKROM, PERSONALLY I DO NOT S33 IT WORKING OUT FULLY WITHOUT A LOT OF BACK AND FORTH AND CLEAR CUT RIVALRY!!! HOWEVER THAT DOESN'T NECCASARLY MEAN IT WOULD BE HEALTHY BUT I DON'T THINK YOU CARE ALL THAT MUCH ABOUT IT!!! THIS SHIPCOURSE COULD BE A DISASTER OR A BLESSING DEPENDING ON THE COMMUNICATION!!! MY CONSENSUS, IT MIGHT BE WORTH THE EFFORT IF YOU PUT THE WORK IN!!! #BLACKROM #REDROM #FEFERI #ARADIA #NEPETA #FEFETA #ERISOL #SHIPCOURSE #WORKFORIT (^･ω･^) < QUESTION TWO FROM ANONYMOUS... TO ME!!! [WHO WOULD YOU SHIP WITH YOURSELF???] (^･ω･^) < ANSWER!!! I SHIP MYSELF WITH EVERYONE!!! NO ONE IS OFF LIMITS, IF I LISTED THEM ALL HERE IT WOULD TAKE UP THE ENTIRE CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ALSO ALL MY SHIPS ARE INTERCHANGABLE DUE THE ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!!! BUT DO KNOW MY MAIN SHIPS WITH MYSELF WOULD BE!!! REDROM, MEULIN <3 KURLOZ OTP!!! MEULIN <3 KANKRI, MEULIN <3 M33NAH, MEULIN <3 PORRIM, MEULIN DAMARA... PALEROM, MEULIN <> HORUSS OTP!!! MEULIN <> MITUNA, MEULIN <> LATULA. BLACKROM MEULIN <3< KANKRI, MEULIN <3< DAMARA, MEULIN <3< ARANEA, MEULIN <3< CRONUS... ASHENROM IS TRICKY AND USUALLY IN THE MOMENT!!! I HAVE SO MANY SHIPS I CANNOT LIST THEM ALL, BUT THOSE ARE SOME OF THE BASICS... ANYWAY IF YOU WANT TO SHIP WITH ME OR WERE NOT LISTED YOU CAN ASK OR DM ME!!! I AM NOT SHY ON ADVANCES!!! WHETHER IT'S PAILING OR JUST A CASUALLY DESCUSSION IS UP TO YOU!!! #KURLOZ #KANKRI #MEULIN #M33NAH #PORRIM #DAMARA #HORUSS #MITUNA #LATULA #CRONUS #ARANEA #NSFW #REDROM #PALEROM #BLACKROM #ASHENROM #SHIPCOURSE #SELFSHIPPING #PAILINGMENTION #ASKTHESHIPAHOLICDEVOT33 #DMSOPEN
also the sudden swvitch is freaking me out ngl
It sure is a good thing. I didn't fucking ask you. Huh?
dude youre the highest ranked shes not fucking, presumably, shovw some grace #nsfvw
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L4M3!!
:o) My goodness that is a lot of words.
you havwe the most splinter cowvered ass of anyone i knowv
And surely, with hardship comes ease. With hardship comes ease. It will. It must.
Some of my takes are so "hot" that I worry about sharing them publicly.
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Welcome, may you find people who bring you peace.
hate when i agree wit you 38/
࣪⊹₊˚{ im not reading all of that, youre cleeeearly a low level male FLARP carry. AT LEAST ITS CUTE TO BE THAT PITIFUL WHEN YOURE A GIRL! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ also yes. }._.{ i like larping as the damsel sometimes. i dont even care if thats not #woke of me }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO BE TIED TO RAILROAD TRACKS. GET OFF MY GORGEOUS BACK OK? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Which woke colonies are all these redbloods from where they can so proudly expose themselves? @~@
right my bad, unholy yap*
holy yap
1:1>love your enemies and pray for †hose who persecu†e you, for even †he lowes† blood deserves †he same compassion as †he highes†.🕊️>†
I GOT MY EMPLOYEE MUGSHOT DONE, BECAUSE MY COLLEAGUES DECIDED TO ELECT ME EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. SURELY IT’S ONE BIG FAT JUICY JOKE. HA HA HA. IS THAT WHAT HUMANS SAY WHEN SOMETHING TICKLES THEIR ABSURDITY PALATE? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CA33F4BF14EA.JPEG
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Latula: yo D4MZ!! Damara:（糞......） Latula: 1 d1dnt know u could dr4w! Damara:（ウーツ......彼女にはない......） Latula: wh4tchu dr4w1n th3r3?? Damara: あなたのフェチ...... https://img1.reactor.cc/pics/post/Damara-Megido-Homestuck-MS-Paint-Adventures-Latula-Pyrope-5563823.jpeg ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠʸ ᵖᵉᵃᶜʰ⁾⁾
I thought that now many people reside in the afterlife or some semblance of a colony led outside of Alternia jurisdiction that people's mindsets would begin to heal. While I understand the aggressive response to the original comments made, wanting to cleanse a caste off the planet is only going to continue feeding his victim complex and many who hold this belief. We must be educators, not led by base instinct, the same kind he claims to be able to manipulate. Srengthen your body and you will be able to take on some, strengthen your mind and you can take on the whole world. #genocide
(=^･^=) < BECLAWS “STRAIGHTNESS” JUST DOESNT EXIST IN TROLLS. ALSO WE ALL KNOW MEW SECRETLY WISH TO WIGGLE MEWS TONGUE IN THE WARM DAMP CAVE OF AMEOWTHER MANS MOUTH. ITS PURRACTICALLY WRITTEN ALL OVER MEWS FACE. YOU LOOK GAY. YOU LOOK VERY. VERY. VERY GAY. AND THATS OK!!!!!!!! #ISUPPORT #LETMEWSTRUESELFSHINE
THIS IS MY FIRST CHIT, AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IT’LL BE MY LAST. I’VE ALREADY SEEN MY FAIR SHARE OF PETULANT WINDBAGS SPEWING HOOFBEAST SHIT FROM THEIR WINDHOLES. I’M KARKAT. LOCATION: BEFORUS, YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW WHERE. AGE: 12 SWEEPS AND COUNTING. I GOT STUCK WITH A BORING AS ALL HELL JOB IN THE MINES, SO IN MY FREE TIME, I WRITE. AND POST HERE TOO NOW APPARENTLY. LUCKY YOU THAT YOU GET TO READ IT, IT MUST BE PERIGREES EVE. THAT’S ALL THE INFORMATION YOU GET, I NEED TO GET BACK TO EDITING MY NEXT CHAPTER.
@carmineGnosiology k so u put a c3< on this does that mean you want me to tell you???? LMAO
on beforus wwe say happy feminine caretakers day may all your #mothers #servve and may all your #roses nevver #wwilt
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母さん！これ、ただの時期じゃないってば！これが私なんだって！
（=´∇｀=）< MALE PURREGNANCY IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN CREATION. #MITULAISHETGEMBTW #LOVETHEM #BEAUTIFULMPURREG https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/mitula.png
@carmineGnosiology givin it 2 u strait you could do so much betta than hangin out w @aeneasCaldarium but to each fish their own hook i aint spoken to u fore so idk how diff you are from otter kankris on here so far i aint impressed 38/
For clarific8ion, I would like to address a largescale issue on Chittr. Not enough advertisements. How am I supposed to enjoy my social media without Rain8et Advertisements featuring my own FLARP Campaign? Or Acrid Intelligence Generated Mo8ile Casino Ads? Have you ever 8een on Tu8i? The human streaming platform? Those are the tiers of ads I need to see 8e unclosea8le popups everytime I scroll two or more posts down.
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YOUR COWARDICE IS IN DEVALUING THE NOBLE ART OF EROGE. POSTURING AS IF YOU ARE "ABOVE" THE "INDECENT AND OBSCENE" SEXUALITY. WHILE STEADFASTLY REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING, SO THAT YOU CAN CONTINUE TO PRETEND YOU'RE A "GOOD PERSON." NOT HAVING SEX IS A VALUE-NEUTRAL DECISION. AND IT IS NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE. WHAT *IS* MY PLACE TO JUDGE IS *DISMISSING AN ENTIRE CLASS OF FICTIONAL MEDIA* SIMPLY BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS (NOT REAL PEOPLE, THEREFORE IMPOSSIBLE TO HARM) PAIL ON SCREEN. I DESPISE THAT I AM FORCED TO DESCRIBE IT LIKE THIS, BUT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND I MUST SPEAK AS YOU DO: YOU ARE BEING. DARE I SAY. CLASSIST? AFTER ALL, THE VAST MAJORITY OF EROGE ARE PUBLISHED ON A DOUJIN BASIS BY SMALL CIRCLES. BY WRITING THEM OFF AS BENEATH YOU REGARDLESS OF CONTENT OR QUALITY, AREN'T YOU POSITIONING YOURSELF AS AN ENEMY OF THE PROLETARIAT?
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THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS TO VERBALLY DESCRIBE BEING A COWARD AND THEN ENGAGE IN COGNITIVE DISSONANCE ABOUT HOW IT TOTALLY DOESN'T COUNT AS COWARDICE. MY RESPONSE IS THE SAME AS IT WAS BACK THEN. SKILL ISSUE.
AREN'T YOU THE KANKRI WHO REFUSED TO READ TSUKIHIME SEVERAL WIPES AGO. VERY COOL TO SEE YOU'RE STILL BEING A COWARD.
some tender roman(e happening in the room where no less than three instan(es of group sex are happening. how sweet! #si(knast7sunda7 #nsfw
Troll smash or pass was last night let's do a ranking this time! #nsfw 1. Aradia, oh my God I love shes so much she's so pretty and attractive and cool 2. Aranea, yap session but awesome 3.Eridan, I like my men pathetic 4.Meulin, she has snacks! 5.Feferi, she's pretty! I like her a lot :) 6.Porrim I feel like my lack of a mother figure has led me here 7.Meenah shes mean but it's hot 8.Nepeta, shes cute! One of the good cats in my opinion. 9.Equius, he's hot! But I'm pretty sure a night with him wouldn't go well 10.Latula she's fine like really fine and cool! 11.Kanaya, she's sweet dunno about that whole rainbow drinker thing though :/ 12.Rufioh, he seems nice actually :) 13.Terezi, she's a bit all over the place but we could have fun :) 14.Sollux, feel like we'd argue more than get anything done maybe it'd be good once we get going 15.Vriska, a bit too mean for my pace not sure how we'd get along anyways 16.Gamzee if I knew him better maybe higher as of now no thanks 17.Damara I wouldn't understand her at all :/ 18.Mituna, feel like we'd have a bad time from what I've seen 19.Tavros, way too awkward not my thing 20.Karkat, way too much complicated shit not touching anything with him unless I'm incredibly wasted 21.Kurloz, don't know well enough :/ 22.Kankri yap session but evil 23.Horuss not my type period 24.Cronus, never
I've been enlightened on a certain human custom that is referred to as "Mother's Day." Although my knowledge of such things is limited, I know that such a being is similar to that of a caretaker. That leads me to want to show my own appreciation for who I suppose I could call my mother. Happy Mother's Night, Dolorosa. @doloRosa
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
Thank you Dave for this idea #Nsfw Troll smash or pass! @turnaroundGodtech Karkat- pass between arguing with him today or his many past selves I've had enough of karkat for my life kankri- pass, I feel like he's just not my type feel like I'd get a migraine before we start aradia- SMASH I mean uh she's super pretty and nice and also cool and other such features that I will not ramble on about because she's the best option on this list damara- pass not sure about her plus I don't think we'd get along :/ tavros- pass, way to awkward! I'm not gonna mess with that yeesh rufioh- Hmmmm smash he seems nice! sollux- pass feel like we'd argue more than actually doing anything:/ mituna- pass see above yet again nepeta- smash she seems nice! I would be down to try it at the very minimum meulin- smash she seems nice too plus she probably has snacks terezi- pass she's nice and a little bit psychotic but not really my type latula- smash she's cool! Feel like it'd be a fun time gamzee- pass I barely really know him anyways and don't really care to go that far with him anyways kurloz- pass he's a bit to aloof if you ask me equius- smash he's actually pretty attractive despite um everything I'd probably need to be drunk though horuss- pass no amount of alcohol would ever make me feferi- smash! She's super cute and pretty nice meenah- smash, but I'd need to be a little drunk she can be kinda rude :/ eridan- smash he's a bit annoying but it's weirdly endearing??? cronus- pass ew kanaya- pass I feel like it'd be awkward :/ porrim- smash she could put out a cigarette on me and I would thank her vriska- pass she's too mean aranea- smash she info dumps but in a good way;
yOu aIn't gOtTa dO ThAt mAn, I'M JuSt tEaSiNg. dAmN WaNnA CoNtRoL WhAt i'm tHiNkInG AbOuT? tHaT'S A ReEeEaL SlIpPeRy sLoPe bRoThEr. nOt tHe wOrSe tHiNg i'm iNtO If wE WaNnA TaLk kInKs (O: DoN'T AlL LoWeRbLoOdS ObJeCtIfY HiGhBlOoDs? ThE PoWeRfUl oNe tHaT'Ll hOlD YoU DoWn, ThE NiCe oNe tHaT'Ll sPoIl yOu. GoEs bOtH WaYs i tHiNk. bUt yOu aRe tInY I'M AlMoSt nInE MoThErFuCkIn' FeEt tAlL WiThOuT ThE HoRnS, eVeRyOnE'S TiNy. iT Is pArT Of iT AnD WhAt's wRoNg wItH My hEiGhT BeInG NoRmAl? WeLl i lIkE CuTe tHiNgS VaNtAs, CaN'T HeLp tHaT NoW CaN I? AlL ThE WoRdS, tHe lIkE OvEr eXpLaInIn' BuT ThAt jUsT MiGhT Be fUcKiN' yOu #nSfW
#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
dIdN'T MeAn iT To bE TaKeN LiKe tHaT BuT A LiL ObJeCtIfIcAtIoN Is hOt tOo HoW MaN? mE ThInKiN' yEr cUtE AiN'T InVaLiDaTiNg sHiT hOnK HoNk tHaT PoSt yOu wEnT AnD MaDe sAyS OtHeRwIsE (o: ChIlL TrOlLs aRe uNbOtHeReD yOu sEeM ReAl mOtHeRfUcKiN' bOtHeReD nAh mAn i'm tHiNkInG WiTh mY NoOk, Is hOw i lIkE It nOt nIcE FoR YoU To gO AsSuMiNg lIkE ThAt nOw iS It? #NsFw
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hmm, that wvas something but not quite enough. hovw about... ewveryone ssumes jades wvould be the most submissiwve and breedable caste, but its actually bronzebloods. sure the olivwes are the furries but the mudbloods are the ones wvhod moo if you handled em just right. theyre the ones wvith the most pendulous udders, the most grabbable horns, maybe ewven the most lusii issues. absolute fantastic lays if you can find a good one #nsfvw
yeah this can wvork. the great thing about rusts is the desperation. either theyvwe got something vwrong in their pan like my girl handmaid, or they assume i can solvwe all their problems wvith a snap. either wvay, i can present myself as a knight in shining armor and get some. seriously, you seen howv desperate some of these rusts act? #nsfvw
bulgecurator: "thisvwillbequickandprobablyruinmyreputationbutitstrueisvwearitstrueimnevwerwvrong #bulgerating #nsfwv @aeneascaldarium hhh. you should knovw from the title. uhm. ill keep it brief! strength: 10! uhm. shouldntbesurprisingreally its the same as uhm, other, vwiolets. pliability: 2! vwery sturdy, uhm, and stiff. not too fun for me... but, great for ramming... length: 10! it kind of, uhm, shouldnt be a shocker? highbloodstendtohawvethebiggestandbestestbulgesofthemall girth:7! a solidly phalicbulgewvithastrongbase. uhm. x factor!: id probably say, an 8? hisbulgehiswveryvweryvwerystrange but. uhmn. tastes like,the burn after a cocktail. smells of the flovwer of a grape tree. imsorryitsreallygoodithinkilikehisbulgealot. hhhf. maybeineedanewvscalingsystem! please reservwe your disbelief for him! i just.. read it. i dont ovwn it!" just savwing this. for reasons
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ཐི༏ཋྀ Wow, that is a lot of text, too bad I'm not reading all of it. - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
It turns out when people aren't being threatened, culled or conditioned from hatching to kiss the boots of a genocidal slave empire, they stop acting so loyal. It's almost as if the second her claws cannot reach every dissenter across space to strangle them into silence, people start saying what they actually think of her. #dashwatching
my body is a machine that turns lowwbloods into cold deadbloods
X How do so many motherfuckers on this site not know how to fuckin vague post right. x
@carmineGno+sio+lo+gy I will accept yo+ur apo+lo+gy, no+w. https://i.po+stimg.cc/vH6fZsMh/Screensho+t-2026-04-30-011614.png
X Nah fuck your privacy, you posted this to a public timeline. x
thiswillbequickandprobablyruinmyreputationbutitstrueiswearitstrueimneverwrong #bulgerating #nsfw @aeneasCaldarium Hhh. You should know from the title. Uhm. Ill keep it brief! Strength: 10! Uhm. Shouldntbesurprisingreally its the same as uhm, other, violets. Pliability: 2! Very sturdy, uhm, and stiff. Not too fun for me... but, great for ramming... Length: 10! It kind of, uhm, shouldn't be a shocker? Highbloodstendtohavethebiggestandbestestbulgesofthemall Girth:7! A solidly phalicbulgewithastrongbase. Uhm. X Factor!: I'd probably say, an 8? Hisbulgehisveryveryverystrange But. Uhmn. Tastes like,the burn after a cocktail. Smells of the flower of a grape tree. Imsorryitsreallygoodithinkilikehisbulgealot. Hhhf. Maybeineedanewscalingsystem! Please reserve your disbelief for him! I just.. read it. I dont own it!
O+o+o+o+hhhh! Yo+u remind me o+f Kankri, befo+re he became insufferable... He even had the same cute ho+rn nubs...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE THE BRAINDEAD BRIGADE IS HERE. LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO YOU DO AND DON'T FUCK, I COULDN'T CARE LESS. MAYBE I WORDED MY POST BADLY- YOU'RE NOT INSANE FOR CELIBACY, YOU'RE INSANE FOR HOW SELF ABSORBED YOU ARE! HOW FUCKING EGOTISTICAL! YOU DUG THROUGH THIS THREAD JUST TO DROP ME A PARAGRAPH ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT WAS BARELY TO DO WITH YOU! FUCK OFF!
Doo yoou alsoo search up yoour name oon Chittr too peek what peoople are saying aboout yoou oor doo yoou have a joob and a looving matesprit
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A VOW OF CELIBACY YOU IGNORANT FUCK! KANKRI IS FUCKING INSANE AND YOU KNOW IT- I'D NEVER SUBJECT MYSELF TO THAT WEIRD SHIT.
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼KANKRI HATED ME CHIT, SO IM DOING THIS ; IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT M KANKRI-ING IT NG IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT IM KANKRI-ING IT
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼SOMETIMES MY PANTS ARE REALLY LONG, AND ID HAVE TO WALK THROUGH SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO GET ON MY PANTS. EX: POLLEN COVERING THE GROUND I LIKE SAYING "I'M GOING KANKRI WITH IT" WHEN I PULL MY PANTS SO HIGH IT ACTS LIKE A BODYSUIT
DON'T WORRY. EVEN FOR A #LOWLY #GUTTERBLOOD #TRASHWHORE. I'M QUITE USED. TO HOLDING THE PRIVILEGED POSITION. OF #ALPHABEAST. #BOSSBITCH. AND OPPRESSING AND BELITTLING. TROLLS OF EVERY CASTE AND COLOR. #EQUALOPPORTUNITY #NSFW
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It is never ethical to snitch on someone for shoplifting.
hypocrisy is a funny vword to use vwantas, considering you contradict yourself consistently throughout the day. i might not talk all that much to my vwersion of kankri often anymore, but evwen i doubt he vwould make such a ludacris decision to make a hate filled envwironment for a cause as delicate and sophisticated as male rights, i do apologize for making you feel uncomfortable about my privwileges. although it is safe to say i do not believwe you, vwhen you do say that you are a 'scholar' of said topic. in turn i vwill listen to it and if i believwe it has become toxic, i vwill be ready to givwe constructivwe criticism.
thanks babe, im just doing my part as an activwist for all rights. vwe cant let the caste-system bog us dowvn and turn the genders against each other, anyvway, i dont mind making rounds vwith you as a guide in the future.
if i am honest, you are trying to make a toxic envwironment for men due to lack of actual knowvledge and precedence, yes vwe do livwe in a matriarchal system, hovwevwer, you dont seem to understand the amount of freedom you all havwe more so than other caste-systems. especially the other cronus, he has vway more advwantages than the avwerage guy and hes still doing this podcast, if anything the biggest issue is not the gender differences but the caste-system as a vwhole. if you actually look for male-centered spaces you can find plenty more if you actually look, if anything you are not searching hard enough, i digress if you really vwant to be positivwe make a real support group for mens rights and then activwely help that vway, i do not see this going dowvn vwell through a podcast. #opression #castesystem #toxic #podcast #masculinity
i think you all need to get real hobbies, pick up music or something. vwe lovwe vwomen in this house.
YOU KNOW WHAT. I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ON CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. LET THEM AT ME!
i hope you fall into a fucking ditch
I'M GOING TO CORDIALLY INVITE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO MAKE LIKE YOU'VE GOT AN ANGRY RIPPERWASP IN YOUR SHORTS AND FUCK RIGHT OFF. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT? I DO. AND IT'S NOT FUNNY. AT THE VERY GOD DAMN *LEAST*, MAKE YOUR GROUP EFFORTS TO ATTACK MY WANING FUCKING SANITY A LITTLE MORE CONCERTED AND A LITTLE LESS OVERDONE. AND FUNNIER, IF YOU CAN EVEN MUSTER AN EXTENSION OF YOUR PAPER-FRAIL AMUSEMENT GLANDS. MINE HONESTLY ISN'T FEELING VERY STIMULATED RIGHT NOW, AND THAT'S A PROBLEM. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/QF0LTDRF/IMG-9327.JPG
EACH OF THE OPTIONS HAS A NAME. THE BUTTONS LITERALLY TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE THEM FOR. IF I WERE TO PUT THIS CHARITABLY, I WOULD SAY YOU'RE DENYING THEM ANY CHANCE TO DEDUCE ANY SHRED OF SOCIAL NUANCE ON THEIR OWN GODDAMN TERMS BY SPELLING IT OUT FOR THEM WITH THE OLD WOODEN WRIGGLER BLOCKS. BUT I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE NICE HERE, SO LET ME JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. AND GOD. I WOULD BE A LITERAL FUCKING FOOL IF I ASSUMED I HAD ANY JURISDICTION AT ALL OVER WHAT *YOU* DID OR DIDN'T DO. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF HIS HONORABLE TUTELAGE'S FETID FUCKING SHAME JUNCTURE, DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM! AND I SAY THIS WITH A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF SYMPATHY. GENUINELY. THE ALOOF ACT DOES *NOT* WORK FOR YOU. STOP TRYING TO WORKSHOP IT.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE SINGLE INDIVIDUAL WHO "USES" THIS WEBSITE THAT ONE COULD REASONABLY, FOR A SINGLE SECOND, MISTAKE AS A PERSON WHO HAS ANY OF THEIR PRIORITIES IN ORDER. OR ANY OF THEIR SHIT IN ORDER FOR THAT MATTER. GO AHEAD AND TRY ME. BECAUSE I'M NOT CONVINCED THEY EVEN EXIST. I WOULD BET MY SHINIEST FUCKING SHACKLE ON THEM BEING FAKER THAN THE NIGHT IS LONG.
ALL OF THE REACTION OPTIONS ON THIS WEBSITE ARE SELF-EXPLANATORY. ALL OF THEIR CONJUNCTIVE USES ARE *ALSO* PRETTY GODDAMN SELF-EXPLANATORY. I SEE NO REASON WHY YOU WOULD NEED TO PROVIDE THE ENTIRE TROLLSETTA FUCKING STONE FOR THESE NUMBNUGS TO DECIPHER SHIT THAT SHOULD HONESTLY BE COMPLETELY INTUITIVE. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO AT YOUR AGE? I MEAN, COME ON.
I Would Pretend To Be Hemoist For Amusement, But I Do Not Want To Summon That One Mutantblood Accidentally.
CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODES. ON REACTION BUTTONS. ALL FOUR QUADS REACT: HIGHEST AWARD THAT A POST CAN RECEIVE. ALL BUT LIKE: YOU ARE SO COOKED. BUDDY. ALL BUT PITY: YOU ARE SO COOKED. AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. BUDDY. MEDIATION AND HATE: TOO MUCH HATE FOR ONE BUTTON TO HOLD. PITY AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION. LIKE AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF LUSTFUL EMOTION. #NSFW #QUADRANTADVICE
TOO LONG. I MADE THIS SAME POST THREE DAYS AGO. AND SHORTER. PLEASE CONSULT THE ANCIENT TEXTS: HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PROFILE/HANDMAID/398F0194-D186-4CEF-B686-BCA79F4E1FAA
And that my friiend2 ii2 why you 2houldn't be fuckiing wiith 2y2tem2 you have no iidea on what the backend look2 liike. II wa2 really hopiing not two have two 2pell iit out two you all, II fiigured iit wa2 2elf eviident, but no, apparently not.
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II wiill be hone2t wiith you, thii2 re2pon2e really pii22ed me off two the core. II had two take 2ome tiime, eat a grubloaf, clean my2elf up, and compo2e my2elf before hoppiing back on and giiviing you a proper re2pon2e. Anyone NORMAL 2hould avoiid readiing thii2 chiit a2 iit ii2 both a Wa2te of 2pace on Chiittr a2 well a2 a Wa2te of Tiime for you two read iit. Any 2olluxe2 wiill tell you II diidn't go far enough and dumbed down the explanatiion two far, they can fuck off and diie, or iif they are already dead, they can diie agaiin, they hate me anyway. You 2hould however 2tiill u2e the Chiittr reactiion2 on even thii2 very po2t two expre22 your feeliing2 on iit, no thiinkiing, ju2t whatever you are iincliined two cliick. IIt ii2 extremely iimportant two the data iintegriity and the 2ecuriity of our 2y2tem2. Now we 2hall get iinto the meat of the dii2cu22iion, and II wiill go about iit the very 2ame way II would be teachiing a wriiggler beenary code. Each and every 2y2tem, from a palmhu2k two the mo2t compliicated beehou2e maiinframe clu2ter iin the uniiver2e ha2 2ome fundamental ba2iic requiirement2. One of the2e ii2 randomne22. Randomne22 ii2 one of the mo2t iimportant con2truct2 we have iin computiing a2 iit diictate2 iif a 2y2tem a2 a part or a2 a whole can be maniipulated. The greater and more pure the randomne22, the harder iit ii2 two maniipulate a 2y2tem a2 a part or a2 a whole. Beehou2e maiinframe2 don't even have a 2ource of pure randomne22 becau2e they have two compute everythiing, 2o what we are dealiing wiith ii2 a p2udorandom 2y2tem whiich can and wiill 2how and develop pattern2. Pattern2 are the enemy of computer 2ecuriity and iif there'2 a way two avoiid them, one 2hould take that path. To get p2eudorandom number2, we often wiill compute a known 2eed value and iinterpolate iit wiith previiou2ly computed random number2. Thii2 work2 fiine for the mo2t part, but iif anyone ever calculated what the 2eed ii2 and furthermore the operatiion2 that can be done two iit, then the 2y2tem can be fully maniipulated iinto whatever that u2er wii2he2 two do wiith the 2y2tem a2 a whole. Crazy riight? Well con2iider thii2, the 2ecuriity 2y2tem that we u2e here u2e2 the quadrant focu2ed reactiion 2y2tem a2 the 2ource for iit'2 true randomne22. Thii2 mean2 2ettiing rule2 on how one 2hould u2e the 2y2tem and enforciing actiion upon tho2e who u2e iit iin a way not fiittiing two the rule2 wiill force the entiire 2y2tem back from true randomne22 two p2eudo randomne22 whiich can be partiially and eventually fully maniipulated. Thii2 ii2 why iit ii2 paramount two keep the 2y2tem a2 iit ii2, u2iing every troll'2 iin2tant reactiion2 two cho2e theiir quadrant reactiion2. Whiile iit may be po22iible two lean each quadrant iin a diifferent way on a 2iingle po2t, the raw amount of data beiing proce22ed effectiively mean2 that even a coordiinated attack u2iing miilliion2 of u2er2 wiill eventually faiil due two even the 2malle2t amount of random deviiance. II hope II have made my2elf clear on why the 2y2tem a2 iit 2tand2 ii2 2o iimportant two the well beiing of thii2 2ociial network and all the beehou2e maiinframe2 that could po22iibly u2e iit'2 2ource of true randomne22 for 2ecuriity. Thank you that wa2 my TED(Trolltech, Educatiion, and De2iign) talk.
hate to say it but this is a classic mustard moment #manycases
D --> Why is Megido on the "pinned messages" tab D --> Surely this website would not employ lowb100ds D --> This is ridiculous
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How i feel after eating delicious yummy fruits and vegetables that are good and yummy: https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-16_205947385.png
< THE CASTE IN MY TOP TIER IS ANYONE WHO CAN CHOKE ON MY BULGE AND SURVIVE. #NSFW EVERYONE'S GOT A FUCKING CHANCE THERE. >
i may be a lil late to tha party but nywaves heres ma list and its the only 1 that matters cuz i seen you have fucked up priorities smh this aboat who cooks da best obvs an yea its based on ma experience dont be askin me no stupid questions https://64.media.tumblr.com/fe08d70f181f7eed38917a9df438fd9e/173b158a936354f9-c8/s1280x1920/f2aed2a92448ec7420f3b759c7cfa2e8da5dc29e.jpg
RANK BY DICKHEADS PER CAPITA. SOME CASTES HAVE MORE ANNOYING PEOPLE THAN OTHERS.
New Post --> Check It! ↓ Hey gurl ;) Transcoded from my magical steam punk machine
SORRY. PEOPLE SEEM TO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT "OBJECTIVE" MEANS. AND ARE TRYING TO CORRECT MY 100% TRUE HEMORANKING.
AWWWW, CRONI HAS A CRUSH...
[|87 :: To make a long story short, most of the labotom;tes on th;s s;te do have a very short attent;on span. 1f someth;n exceeds th;s attent;on span then ;t ;s cons;dered t00 much of an ;nconven;ence to absorb whatever ;nformat;on ;s presented result;n ;n them sk;pp;n the post ent;rely. Welcome to ch;tter.
I'm prretty surre it's meant to imply that yourr worr/)s arre so pointless an/) worrthless, that they won't botherr to rrea/) them.
This was a truly wellsp♋︎ken chitt. H♋︎wever, p♋︎sit this: I ♋︎nly read half ♋︎f it. Why? I’ve since learned that expanding up♋︎n the first tw♋︎ paragraphs was b♋︎th unnecessary and h♋︎nestly laughable. I h♋︎pe y♋︎u gr♋︎w t♋︎ understand ♋︎ne day.
this is a vvery wwell thought out argument and i vvery much commend you for your intellect and speech craft young non-caste hemo howwevver i do not care for orphaner lusii that does not make much sense you seek care for all lusii i come across lusii are most often self raised as the envvironments of beforus and alternia are simply too harsh to alloww for parentage evven amongst beasts wwhile it is true i havve nevver asked a lusus if it cares to be rescued as i do not havve the psionic abilities of the wwarmer castes i dare say that you havve made the same assumption in speaking of my latent desires wwithout considering my opinion on the subject therefore speaking ovver me in a wway that is most socially unacceptable
is kankri your matesprit
8y the Constern's massive tangles, you are NOT shutting down my argument 8y crying "wah wah you're 8ullying me for 8eing hemoatypical." I am addressing the content of your argument not the content of your personhood, as I will keep reminding you of for another hundreds of thousands of sweeps! I'll say it if you won't!! Impostor, Impostor, Impostor! The la8el forci8ly affixed to him 8y the empire he TRIED to serve in the only way he knew how and they tried to deny existed! "Cautionary tale," my frond! He was just a troll in a difficult situation, and even if he was in hiding for the duration of his life that doesn't mean he should 8e disavowed 8y future generations! Furthermore, claiming that I am "suggesting" that you go hemoanonymous is a li8elous assumption! What I am trying to say that when a society operates in such a way that an individual feels like they are safer hemoanonymous than out in the open, how is it the fault of the individual?
リプライ欄で君への憎悪が語られているのを見るたび、俺はたまらない性的快感を覚えている。いっそのこと、サーモス（魔法瓶）の中に精液をぶちまけて、その確かな証拠として君に送りつけてやろうかとさえ考えているよ。真の充足感なんて何千回に一度巡り会えるかどうかの稀なものだが、今日ここで俺が感じているこの満足感は、液量オンス単位で正確に計測可能なほど確かなものだ。さあ、そのくだらない戯言をこれからも吐き続けろよ――この美しいマゾヒストめ。
Condescending?! You would know a thing or two a8out 8eing condescending, you pedantic 8rat! It is not the responsi8ility of the disenfranchised alone to carry the 8urden of societal change and growth, nor should he have felt o8ligated to do so! Not everyone is as keen on advocacy as you are, whether they are uncomforta8le with the attention or are simply a less skilled speaker. Hemoanonymity is simply a personal choice that anyone can do regardless of if they were ashamed of themselves or not. No one should have to feel ashamed of their 8lood color, and it's awful that one would, 8ut the Impostor wasn't exactly teeming with allies that could rally with him if he did hypothetically come out of the wardro8e unit. I am more than aware of my status as a 8lue8lood, and it is in part my responsi8ility to uplift the voices of warmer hues when it counts, which is why I even 8rought up Latula's ancestor in the first place! Who would have actually stood with him if he tried to defend himself? The historical records indicate that he was not present at the site of the explosion. Gross negligence aside, he very well could have 8een on his way to his employers to explain the situation, 8ut we don't know for sure 8ecause of the disaster! It was a horri8le accident that the Impostor was made into a scapegoat for.
I am not *high8loodsplaining* I just think that when you talk a8out your own ancestor as if he were some kind of *stain* on your pristine reputation, I can't help 8ut find myself further examining how he would have perhaps felt compelled not to expose himself in front of his peers. I mean, I find it quite strange that sweeps later, long after he was dead, did the pu8lic finally find out that he was an off-color troll, and that the empire intentionally covered up his true colors after he was ousted. I am not saying that he was not wrong for lying, and it was a terri8le tragedy that happened, 8ut surely you can agree that the system itself had some part to play in his downfall(never even mind the ethical dayterror that the coal mines themselves were.)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A MUTHAHAFUCKER.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WORDY LIL MUTHAHAFUCKER.
He's such a kidder, this one.
Troll Pitbull is singing, frankly, out of his mind tonight. It's wonderful.
On this day of celebration, I say to you; Be merry, be well, and be with your friends. Laugh heartily and without restraint.
(Girlllll) I wwant you to tap that like button if you're gonna come wwatch me twwirl around at #EridanWweek tonight
Okay but lik£, th£ show I gav£ lik£, on stag£ and at th£ aft£rparty was lik£ AW£SOM£<3 #imcoming #bouncingonit #£ridanw££k
I ONLY HEARD "WANT9N HED9NI$M" #IMCOMING
Risk Aware Consensual Kink. Safety is secondary - after all we readily accept when someone makes the informed decision to skydive despite the risk to their life, so why should it be different when the situation is sexual in nature? :3
bro you are disrespecting my culture so hard right novw by refusing hospitality like this im really hurt
wvhat about, as a figuratiwve handshake, a real meetings of the minds betwveen our tvwo sets of ideas, wve swvap some wvery non-sexual and tasteful nudity, as a wvay of affirming both of us as havwing wvalue-neutral bodies that vwe respect
Safe sane and consensual is yesterday's news, we practice RACK now!
You lost me at the "safe" bit.
1 M34N 1T'S CONS3NSU4L BUT 1 WOULDN'T C4LL 1T S4N3
exactly so theres nothing slutty about taking off your pants and posting an ass pic
what abØut thØse Øf us whØ can't finish if we're nØt being exhibitiØnistic? seems pretty rØugh tØ cut us Øut, man. #nsfw
yeah, vwe reclaimed it, its our vword. and you didnt answver my question, does taking your pants off, no matter the context, make someone a slut in your ocular globes?
you called them ignoblle. allso, you gonna bully me? the cripplle? youre fucking ablleist too now? wow man. wow.
honestlly man you shoulld do some sellf refllection if not purelly for the sin of making me agree with fucking cronus
not to mention that youre placing moral standards on bodies, are you gonna call someone a slut for not wvearing pants because they dont havwe legs?
youre so getting cancelled bro its fucking over for you. no llonger an ally
bro you cant call them sluts thats perjorativwe
so you hate me and wvant me dead, youre trying to toss me into a den of debauchery just like that?
im feeling wvery triggered right nowv by the lack of vwantas ass pics im seeing gonna be real wvith you #nsfwv
I have yet to+ try a human. Am I speaking o+f their blo+o+d o+r so+mething else? That's fo+r yo+u to+ decide. #nsfw
YOURE ALL HATERS.
OH, WHAT FUCKING JOY. THEY FIXED MY PALMHUSK. *FINALLY*, I GET TO SEE WHAT THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS UP TO WHILE I LANGUISH AWAY BEHIND BARS WITH MY TOUCH STUMP UP MY ASS PRACTICALLY ALL GOD DAMN NIGHT. THANKS FOR THAT.
1F 1 G37 6000000000000000000 L1K35 1'LL P057 4 D0U8L3 8ULG3 P1C. #N5FW
pissgate camme annd wennt annd imm still nnot wholly connvinnced it wasnnt a dreamm
============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 10 X CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. > TYPE 'ACCEPT' (2X PER PERSON MAX) ============================================ #food #freetrade
The face he makes when he wants... oh, forget it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f706e8291fe2.png
It's like gravity. The collective mass of the people, kept low by the system, feels impossible to escape. But that's just the thing; We shouldn't be trying to escape our circumstances. We should be uplifting our communities, our collective friends and allies. We should turn that gravitational pull into our strength, like the stars we hail from.
Remember, a storm‑tossed hour does not betray the sunrise; a mis‑step in the daylight is only a ripple on the pond, not the drowning of its whole expanse. Consider the flower, with its face alight with countless crowns. When a single petal sighs away, does the flower wilt? No, its heart still beats, its pollen still beckons, its colours still bloom. Only the hand that yanks the stem from earth, that flings the whole flower into oblivion, writes ruin upon its own breath. You do not need to be that hand. Let the wayward petal drift, twirl, and settle where it may. There are infinite petals in the garden of tomorrow, each waiting to unfurl under a kinder sky. So do not snap yourself to the sharp edge of one flaw, let it fall, and trust the garden you will grow. #poetrybyme
(^･ω･^) < CAN I HAVE SOME CRUEL AID TOO!!! ALSO THIS IS SO PALE I'M SQU333333333ING!!! #SQ333333333
blocking(violet bloods) is a moral imperative;
(^･ω･^) < GOING TO WRITE DOWN PORKRI PALE DURRING THE SEMINAR!!! #SHIPCOURSE
~take a break lol
looks like tha tl is slow. cmon dance for me
unfortunately the one person who's posts i will not be reading through after missing several hours worth of them is kankri. please do not take it personally.
The spirit of comradery has already entered you, you just need to realize it and let it fill you completely.
I have been practicing my breath hold to prepare for some upcoming meetings in seadweller settlements. I'm up to fifteen minutes now.
my ancestor is a snore bore ass ho she can take her phone and stuff it up her bass
anyone else hear someone blowin hot air out they blowhole rn or just me
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aint no one readin allat #yap
I sent the list to+ @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy and I'm under the impressio+n that I have o+nce again wo+n.
"NO OR1G1N4L CH1TTS Y3T" TH1S D3SP3R4T3 S1T3 S4YS, D3SP3R4T3LY, L1K3 TH3 SUPPOS3D D3SP3R4T3 QU4DR4NTM4T3 WHO 1S #D3SP3R4T3 FOR YOU (TH3 P3RSON R34D1NG TH1S!) TO T4K3 YOUR F1RST 4BLUT1ON 4FT3R 4 P3R1G33 #TYP1C4L
'blood color: anon' jus say u a mutant at dat point cmon
Big fan of the Vantas struggletweets going on.
Talking to+ yo+u is getting me no+where as per usual. Kankri please harass him fo+r fake bro+wnie po+ints.
oh, yeah. i'vwe been testing ethnicities for my humansona, trying to see vwhat feels the most comfy, y'knowv? an i'vwe come to the conclusion that i vwas probably hispanic in another life. call me papi chulo.
i promised evweryone i vwould shovwe you in a locker using my big adult muscles, so you don't really havwe a choice.
the people havwe spoken @carmineGnosiology. my friend, it's time to get an industrial-sized tub of ky because i am tearing that ass in twvo. #nsfwv #painal
Isn't it strange ho+w the cruelest o+f circumstances create the fo+ndest affectio+ns?
No+bo+dy I kno+w likes my versio+n o+f Kankri. Everyo+ne I kno+w likes yo+ur versio+n o+f Kankri. Ho+w o+dd.
Go+t caught having a daylight snack by my so+n. Very embarrassed. My expressio+n plateau was a mess. No+ o+ne is ever allo+wed to+ see me like that. I may have to+ cull him.
I ♯CAST ♯MANUAL ♯BREATHING
i express condolences t+at your cloister failed to cull you and allowed a lifetime of preventable trauma
X You need something to help you forget? #substance x
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE POSTING AN UNWARRENTED AND UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNT OF PERSONAL INFORMATION ON SOCIAL MEDIA CHARLIE, I LOVE OVERSHARINGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
You can give a troll bread and circuses, but only community can fulfill a person's life. All it takes is being a good neighbor, and from there, we flourish.
An.o°ns are ann.o°ying they tend t.o° just attract tr.o°uble and bask in attenti.o°n
11n my 0p11n110n the hem0spectrum sh0uld be the 0ther way ar0und, but s0me 0f these freaks and waders arent ready t0 accept that..
What shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?
I lead no cult, only people who believe in a cause. Please, I ask that you treat all trolls kindly.
I believe it can, I believe it will. Take my hand. It starts with us.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
=(^people will maul you fur saying anything about the signless at all so try that^=)J
One must feel yucky today to feel fresh tomorrow.
Good evening, Grand Highblood. I hope the night finds you well and healthy. Blessings.
Thank you, friend, I will do my best to live up to your expectations.
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.
cn sm1 make a signles propagama pstr w his fire chits pls nd ty
I still wish someone had warned me this was being taken, I was mid-sneeze. I look scary.
The voice of the people could never annoy me.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.39.50%E2%80%AFPM.png
And yet you endure, and that is the greatest strength. Blessings.
We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated.
=^owo^= the amount of smut The Disciple wrote of the two of you is staggering and i am still translating all of it, thank you very much.
People often ask me why I took a vow of celibacy, and the truth is that I cannot possibly show favoritism when I love all trolls. And the alternative to showing that love equally is, frankly, a concern for my physical health.
First hornypost. Let's see. Um. Anyone like. Bored. Or free tonight. Preferably other lowbloods. Highbloods scare me. Idk. Saying hi. #nsfw
(^･ω･^) < WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO DM ME AND POSSIBLY CROSS REFERENCE SHIPS POSSIBLY MORE!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #n33dmorematerial
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions.
POINT OF ORDER! well, if you're struggling with a lack of creativity, it's not because the criticism you're receiving is entirely unconstructive
…wvell I suppose you’re not wvrong.
Nowv wvhat in the fresh Hell is this.
Wvhat button do I press for “like wvhat you said but hate howv you said it.”
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! clearly that data is helpful market research. now you have some idea of the demographics your posts are not aligned with and your posting strategies can alter to be more productive with that knowledge
You’re restrictin’ my freedom of expression.
OBJECTION! bad faith criticism has capacity to be constructive, actualy
For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and everyone who humbles himself will be exalted.
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.
Do or do not. There is no try.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Troll Wayne Gretzky said that, and I abide by that hero's words.
Confronting fear is the destiny of a troll. Our destiny.
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
\/\/\/\/it' all due respect, I dunnae care.
i used to think due to cultural osmosis that the guys from supernatural were all brothers all angels and all gay #wincest
I ain't readin' that.
Empathy is the bread of life. Whoever embraces it will never go hungry, and whoever believes in it will never go thirsty.
Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
Love your fellow troll as you do yourself, and if you do not love yourself, then know that I love you all the same. Blessings.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS LIL HOMIE. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, OR SORRY THAT HAPPENED.
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WHO THE FUCK LET MY DANCESTOR ON THIS WEBSITE. WE NEED TO SHUT THE ENTIRE THING DOWN. TROLL HANNAH BAKER IS SMILING AT ME.
just got into a yuri relationship with my friend chixie and made this stupid "chud" (dont know what that means) ground beef and noodles. https://i.redd.it/7t07usjyu6rg1.jpeg
im getting pretty pro at being jared
You poor thing.
can we go back to posting big boingy boobies please #nsfw
can you stop interrupting the cronuses while theyre communicating with one another gomen! it makes me sweaty and my blood pusher start thumping in other places! kyaaaaa! (tags: selfcest, #nsfw, will they wont they, yknovw gimme a fevw nights, violet fling, archive rating: E)
the hair atop her mound flutters like grass in the wind #nsfw
grandmas been diapermaxxing recently fml
No.
IF YOURE ♯READING THIS CONSIDER YOURSELF ♯BLOCKED ive been ♯scrying the ♯fuck out of the orb today ♯myorb & ♯everyoneofyousuckalittlebit
"= i was here long before the points. do not. project anything onto me. i didn't ask, did i. ="
"= for further reference, making posts is equal to farming points and possibly optimal to do so, along with other tactics. as i said, farm those points. see, you even linked further posts to look at. this is expert shit. ="
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People who say that are just upset that they've never won a competition in their entire lives, colonGaper
> chittr post about limebloods of all things > look inside > blood: anonymous
a man walked along the beach with the sufferer and saw his life in some clouds with footspeps representing him and the sufferer and he said "sufferer i notice that during the hardest parts of my life there are only one set of footsteps whats up with that" and the sufferer said "it was those times that i climbed on your back the pain made you stronger" share if you cried this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
im tony hawk in this bitch https://i.postimg.cc/B6gnQTCg/Screenshot-2026-03-24-131335.png
Y'know what I once said to The Signless when he was speaking to a group of singers? You're purreaching to the choir.
_ pailing off the sopor is crazy she ' s like do you love me . . . bitch let me figure out if i ' m real first_
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then go bone up on some history dunno what else to tell you