♠ hated by @carmineGnosiology
He's such a kidder, this one.
Troll Pitbull is singing, frankly, out of his mind tonight. It's wonderful.
On this day of celebration, I say to you; Be merry, be well, and be with your friends. Laugh heartily and without restraint.
(Girlllll) I wwant you to tap that like button if you're gonna come wwatch me twwirl around at #EridanWweek tonight
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Okay but lik£, th£ show I gav£ lik£, on stag£ and at th£ aft£rparty was lik£ AW£SOM£<3 #imcoming #bouncingonit #£ridanw££k
I ONLY HEARD "WANT9N HED9NI$M" #IMCOMING
Risk Aware Consensual Kink. Safety is secondary - after all we readily accept when someone makes the informed decision to skydive despite the risk to their life, so why should it be different when the situation is sexual in nature? :3
bro you are disrespecting my culture so hard right novw by refusing hospitality like this im really hurt
wvhat about, as a figuratiwve handshake, a real meetings of the minds betwveen our tvwo sets of ideas, wve swvap some wvery non-sexual and tasteful nudity, as a wvay of affirming both of us as havwing wvalue-neutral bodies that vwe respect
Safe sane and consensual is yesterday's news, we practice RACK now!
You lost me at the "safe" bit.
1 M34N 1T'S CONS3NSU4L BUT 1 WOULDN'T C4LL 1T S4N3
exactly so theres nothing slutty about taking off your pants and posting an ass pic
what abØut thØse Øf us whØ can't finish if we're nØt being exhibitiØnistic? seems pretty rØugh tØ cut us Øut, man. #nsfw
yeah, vwe reclaimed it, its our vword. and you didnt answver my question, does taking your pants off, no matter the context, make someone a slut in your ocular globes?
you called them ignoblle. allso, you gonna bully me? the cripplle? youre fucking ablleist too now? wow man. wow.
honestlly man you shoulld do some sellf refllection if not purelly for the sin of making me agree with fucking cronus
not to mention that youre placing moral standards on bodies, are you gonna call someone a slut for not wvearing pants because they dont havwe legs?
youre so getting cancelled bro its fucking over for you. no llonger an ally
bro you cant call them sluts thats perjorativwe
so you hate me and wvant me dead, youre trying to toss me into a den of debauchery just like that?
im feeling wvery triggered right nowv by the lack of vwantas ass pics im seeing gonna be real wvith you #nsfwv
I have yet to+ try a human. Am I speaking o+f their blo+o+d o+r so+mething else? That's fo+r yo+u to+ decide. #nsfw
YOURE ALL HATERS.
OH, WHAT FUCKING JOY. THEY FIXED MY PALMHUSK. *FINALLY*, I GET TO SEE WHAT THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS UP TO WHILE I LANGUISH AWAY BEHIND BARS WITH MY TOUCH STUMP UP MY ASS PRACTICALLY ALL GOD DAMN NIGHT. THANKS FOR THAT.
1F 1 G37 6000000000000000000 L1K35 1'LL P057 4 D0U8L3 8ULG3 P1C. #N5FW
pissgate camme annd wennt annd imm still nnot wholly connvinnced it wasnnt a dreamm
============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 10 X CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. > TYPE 'ACCEPT' (2X PER PERSON MAX) ============================================ #food #freetrade
The face he makes when he wants... oh, forget it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f706e8291fe2.png
It's like gravity. The collective mass of the people, kept low by the system, feels impossible to escape. But that's just the thing; We shouldn't be trying to escape our circumstances. We should be uplifting our communities, our collective friends and allies. We should turn that gravitational pull into our strength, like the stars we hail from.
Remember, a storm‑tossed hour does not betray the sunrise; a mis‑step in the daylight is only a ripple on the pond, not the drowning of its whole expanse. Consider the flower, with its face alight with countless crowns. When a single petal sighs away, does the flower wilt? No, its heart still beats, its pollen still beckons, its colours still bloom. Only the hand that yanks the stem from earth, that flings the whole flower into oblivion, writes ruin upon its own breath. You do not need to be that hand. Let the wayward petal drift, twirl, and settle where it may. There are infinite petals in the garden of tomorrow, each waiting to unfurl under a kinder sky. So do not snap yourself to the sharp edge of one flaw, let it fall, and trust the garden you will grow. #poetrybyme
(^･ω･^) < CAN I HAVE SOME CRUEL AID TOO!!! ALSO THIS IS SO PALE I'M SQU333333333ING!!! #SQ333333333
blocking(violet bloods) is a moral imperative;
(^･ω･^) < GOING TO WRITE DOWN PORKRI PALE DURRING THE SEMINAR!!! #SHIPCOURSE
~take a break lol
looks like tha tl is slow. cmon dance for me
unfortunately the one person who's posts i will not be reading through after missing several hours worth of them is kankri. please do not take it personally.
The spirit of comradery has already entered you, you just need to realize it and let it fill you completely.
I have been practicing my breath hold to prepare for some upcoming meetings in seadweller settlements. I'm up to fifteen minutes now.
my ancestor is a snore bore ass ho she can take her phone and stuff it up her bass
anyone else hear someone blowin hot air out they blowhole rn or just me
)(OOOOLY YAAAAAAAAAAP
aint no one readin allat #yap
I sent the list to+ @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy and I'm under the impressio+n that I have o+nce again wo+n.
"NO OR1G1N4L CH1TTS Y3T" TH1S D3SP3R4T3 S1T3 S4YS, D3SP3R4T3LY, L1K3 TH3 SUPPOS3D D3SP3R4T3 QU4DR4NTM4T3 WHO 1S #D3SP3R4T3 FOR YOU (TH3 P3RSON R34D1NG TH1S!) TO T4K3 YOUR F1RST 4BLUT1ON 4FT3R 4 P3R1G33 #TYP1C4L
'blood color: anon' jus say u a mutant at dat point cmon
Big fan of the Vantas struggletweets going on.
Talking to+ yo+u is getting me no+where as per usual. Kankri please harass him fo+r fake bro+wnie po+ints.
oh, yeah. i'vwe been testing ethnicities for my humansona, trying to see vwhat feels the most comfy, y'knowv? an i'vwe come to the conclusion that i vwas probably hispanic in another life. call me papi chulo.
i promised evweryone i vwould shovwe you in a locker using my big adult muscles, so you don't really havwe a choice.
the people havwe spoken @carmineGnosiology. my friend, it's time to get an industrial-sized tub of ky because i am tearing that ass in twvo. #nsfwv #painal
Isn't it strange ho+w the cruelest o+f circumstances create the fo+ndest affectio+ns?
No+bo+dy I kno+w likes my versio+n o+f Kankri. Everyo+ne I kno+w likes yo+ur versio+n o+f Kankri. Ho+w o+dd.
Go+t caught having a daylight snack by my so+n. Very embarrassed. My expressio+n plateau was a mess. No+ o+ne is ever allo+wed to+ see me like that. I may have to+ cull him.
I ♯CAST ♯MANUAL ♯BREATHING
i express condolences t+at your cloister failed to cull you and allowed a lifetime of preventable trauma
X You need something to help you forget? #substance x
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE POSTING AN UNWARRENTED AND UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNT OF PERSONAL INFORMATION ON SOCIAL MEDIA CHARLIE, I LOVE OVERSHARINGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
You can give a troll bread and circuses, but only community can fulfill a person's life. All it takes is being a good neighbor, and from there, we flourish.
An.o°ns are ann.o°ying they tend t.o° just attract tr.o°uble and bask in attenti.o°n
11n my 0p11n110n the hem0spectrum sh0uld be the 0ther way ar0und, but s0me 0f these freaks and waders arent ready t0 accept that..
What shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?
I lead no cult, only people who believe in a cause. Please, I ask that you treat all trolls kindly.
I believe it can, I believe it will. Take my hand. It starts with us.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
=(^people will maul you fur saying anything about the signless at all so try that^=)J
One must feel yucky today to feel fresh tomorrow.
Good evening, Grand Highblood. I hope the night finds you well and healthy. Blessings.
Thank you, friend, I will do my best to live up to your expectations.
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.
cn sm1 make a signles propagama pstr w his fire chits pls nd ty
I still wish someone had warned me this was being taken, I was mid-sneeze. I look scary.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.39.50%E2%80%AFPM.png
And yet you endure, and that is the greatest strength. Blessings.
We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated.
=^owo^= the amount of smut The Disciple wrote of the two of you is staggering and i am still translating all of it, thank you very much.
People often ask me why I took a vow of celibacy, and the truth is that I cannot possibly show favoritism when I love all trolls. And the alternative to showing that love equally is, frankly, a concern for my physical health.
First hornypost. Let's see. Um. Anyone like. Bored. Or free tonight. Preferably other lowbloods. Highbloods scare me. Idk. Saying hi. #nsfw
(^･ω･^) < WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO DM ME AND POSSIBLY CROSS REFERENCE SHIPS POSSIBLY MORE!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #n33dmorematerial
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions.
POINT OF ORDER! well, if you're struggling with a lack of creativity, it's not because the criticism you're receiving is entirely unconstructive
Nowv wvhat in the fresh Hell is this.
Wvhat button do I press for “like wvhat you said but hate howv you said it.”
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! clearly that data is helpful market research. now you have some idea of the demographics your posts are not aligned with and your posting strategies can alter to be more productive with that knowledge
You’re restrictin’ my freedom of expression.
OBJECTION! bad faith criticism has capacity to be constructive, actualy
For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and everyone who humbles himself will be exalted.
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.
Do or do not. There is no try.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Troll Wayne Gretzky said that, and I abide by that hero's words.
Confronting fear is the destiny of a troll. Our destiny.
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
\/\/\/\/it' all due respect, I dunnae care.
i used to think due to cultural osmosis that the guys from supernatural were all brothers all angels and all gay #wincest
I ain't readin' that.
Empathy is the bread of life. Whoever embraces it will never go hungry, and whoever believes in it will never go thirsty.
Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
Love your fellow troll as you do yourself, and if you do not love yourself, then know that I love you all the same. Blessings.
Is everyone fisting each other violently or sexually I'm so confused #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS LIL HOMIE. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, OR SORRY THAT HAPPENED.
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WHO THE FUCK LET MY DANCESTOR ON THIS WEBSITE. WE NEED TO SHUT THE ENTIRE THING DOWN. TROLL HANNAH BAKER IS SMILING AT ME.
^ This guy hates boobs.
just got into a yuri relationship with my friend chixie and made this stupid "chud" (dont know what that means) ground beef and noodles. https://i.redd.it/7t07usjyu6rg1.jpeg
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im getting pretty pro at being jared
You poor thing.
can we go back to posting big boingy boobies please #nsfw
can you stop interrupting the cronuses while theyre communicating with one another gomen! it makes me sweaty and my blood pusher start thumping in other places! kyaaaaa! (tags: selfcest, #nsfw, will they wont they, yknovw gimme a fevw nights, violet fling, archive rating: E)
the hair atop her mound flutters like grass in the wind #nsfw
grandmas been diapermaxxing recently fml
thErEs an nsfw tag for a rEason you fucking nitwit
IF YOURE ♯READING THIS CONSIDER YOURSELF ♯BLOCKED ive been ♯scrying the ♯fuck out of the orb today ♯myorb & ♯everyoneofyousuckalittlebit
"= i was here long before the points. do not. project anything onto me. i didn't ask, did i. ="
"= for further reference, making posts is equal to farming points and possibly optimal to do so, along with other tactics. as i said, farm those points. see, you even linked further posts to look at. this is expert shit. ="
F33LS L1K3 ON3 OF TH3 FUNN13ST OPT1ONS 1S TO G3T TH1S GUY 1N TH3 TOP F1FTY. 4BST41N FROM TH4T
People who say that are just upset that they've never won a competition in their entire lives, colonGaper
> chittr post about limebloods of all things > look inside > blood: anonymous
a man walked along the beach with the sufferer and saw his life in some clouds with footspeps representing him and the sufferer and he said "sufferer i notice that during the hardest parts of my life there are only one set of footsteps whats up with that" and the sufferer said "it was those times that i climbed on your back the pain made you stronger" share if you cried this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
im tony hawk in this bitch https://i.postimg.cc/B6gnQTCg/Screenshot-2026-03-24-131335.png
Y'know what I once said to The Signless when he was speaking to a group of singers? You're purreaching to the choir.
_ pailing off the sopor is crazy she ' s like do you love me . . . bitch let me figure out if i ' m real first_
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then go bone up on some history dunno what else to tell you