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@aeneasCaldarium
just another highblood looking for lovwe in all the vwrong places ;) 6'0" and single
if you say pineapples on pizza is cursed youre just an npc follovwing the crovwd. if you say anchowvies on pizza are cursed, you just havwe bad taste
I prefer anchovvies alone.
i bet that candy party wvas lame anywvays
You're so right, king! (I didn't go).
A great and llooming symboll of the heirarchicall corporate hedonism of the modern age, which puts us all down. Presence their has stained its attendees soulls for the rest of eternity with it's putrid corruptive stench. Going to go rollerskating to get my mind off of this. #MySkating
I'm sure it wouldn't have 8een fun for you at all, really.
Oh, you know. Just a haze of romantic coupling and troupling and quadroupling all while overcoming your deepest darkest fears with the added security that no one would really clearly recall what you said, alongside just. Oodles of sexual congress. Not your thing at all. #nsfw
(^･ω･^) < I RSVP'ED BUT COULDN'T MAKE IT DUE TO GETTING IT ON WITH SOME KARKATS!!! #ERIDANW33K #NSFW
women lowve looking up and taking a deep breath as if saying "am i really stooping this lowv?" before getting it on wvith me #nsfwv
I... dO nOt knOw mUch Of rOmAncE bUt I hAvE A fEElIng thIs Is UntrUE
Come on nowv. That can’t be true. You’re a vwiolet, for cod’s sake.
i coulda taken all three of those guys onstage at #eridanwveek
It's not homophobia. I'm simply supporting you and your endeavor of taking these three men. Please don't misunderstand me, I know me and you have had our differences in the past. But I am over such childish issues. Please, enjoy your men. Happy Pride.
honestly i dont ewven knowv wvhere youre getting all this from, some of your psychowvhatsit? i vwas just talking about some good, vwholesome, macho, oily wvrestling
Ah yes, my apologies for misinterpreting. Just make sure you oil up well then, hm? If you engage in these activities. It'll make it hurt less. And be sure you prepare them before you begin 'wrestling'. Though really, you may not need to at your stature. ...#nsfw
eh, i can take a fevw knocks, i aint some one-shot pansy vwhos through after just one round.
i wvont treat you like those other guys babygirl, im different and sensitiwve
newv perigee nevw cronus, wvho wvant me?
coolscar is literally cringe vwhy is evweryone so obsessed vwith him i mean they
LOOK. YOU REMEMBER BEFORUS. THE PICKINGS ARE SLIM. YOU HAVE TO HAVE. A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE. MAYBE COOLTHEY NICESCAR. IS THEIR MOST POWERFUL WARRIOR. YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER. WE'RE SELECTING FROM THE SCAREBEARS HERE.
look i knowv, beforus fucking sucked, i vwish i wvas the me that vwas hatched on alternia, but cmon. wvhy does evweryone lovwe this guy i mean they? just because theyre tall and nice and hot and knovwledgeable about an interesting subject? asshole
feeling #inspired thanks to @abettinggamine , so i vwanted to share one of my songs, "palezone," please enjoy https://youtu.be/osvwsjtsfyxu?si=ryxcqpglal14hlq8 (( #nsfwv just in case i refused to revwatch this but i remember yfm stuff being raunchy))
troll bruno mars is such a fuckin hack #eridanweek #putmeupthere #hereswonderwvall
Why are you humoring him. He has no vision and his art has no soull.
hey fuck off man lemme vwork my angle, dont you diss my #deep soul
If your soull is deep, it is only to be filled with pallid sludge.
uh, maybe "put me in yØur pailzØne" because it had a catchy hØØk?
vwell i mean more in the artistic sense, but if i had to say i guess itd be inspired by real life evwents inwvolwving me being put in the palezone
this is the vworst #eridanweek ewver
the troll bruno mars performance is late this is such ass #eridanwveek
what do you mean im gonna miss the condy #bouncingonit at #eridanwveek
she's bounc1ng on 1t man... she's bounc1ng on 1t l1ke crazy and you're m1ss1ng 1t... #er1danweek
im not ewven at #eridanweek for meta reasons this is such bullshit https://msparp.chat/eridanwvwveek
are you proud of me seahorsedad, out there in the great beyond? fuck you seahorsedad
no you dont get it, he said these kinds of things to me wvhen i didnt vwant to do them
well i dont go around flaunting my wvealth or anything im pretty much the most humble guy i knowv
;) ;) ;) just gimme a time and place svweetheart and i can roll on up and change your life
for sure for sure, most people dont believwe a wvord outta my mouth anywvays
current mood: fell in lovwe wvith a girl https://youtu.be/fth71aaxxmm?si=toosf1bxsmkszvgb
vwhat if im in lovwe for real
Y9u 6eing in l9ve w9uld 6e a significant impr9vement t9 whatever y9u were attempting t9 d9 pri9r. Many tr9lls, myself included, f9und y9ur 6ehavi9r quite triggering in the past, and I think I speak f9r all 9f us when I say that we sincerely h9pe this marks a pr9per, c9nsequential shift in y9ur 6ehavi9r. G99d f9r y9u if that is the case.
okay i savwed one of the trampolines novw i just gotta figure out this genie wvish
fuc kf uck fuc kf uckf ucfk fuck fuck #eridanweek
fuckin finally maybe i can pick up some babes at the afterparty
rest in peace troll michael jackson a real legend