Cronus Ampora
@aeneasCaldarium
just another highblood looking for lovwe in all the vwrong places ;) 6'0" and single. dms open ask me things: https://forms.gle/oJue9x88Q6N7nQV19 ((Pfp by @twiceAnnihilated))
anyone vwant an unsolicited dick pic? #nsfwv
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im not going to give any particullar answer aside from my pllatonic pity at the wrath of the mulltiverses most terrifying, angry jade bllood that woulld be directed towards you
probably? vwhy is this so confusing to evweryone, do you vwant an unsolicited dick pic or not? vwell, not you specifically, the general you. #nsfwv
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vwell yeah, and im fine vwith that, thats vwhy im asking if anyone vwants one.
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people nevwer consider just howv much of a product of beforus i am. maybe evwen alternia in some roundabout timey vwimey vway. they just vwant to call me a bad person because im sensitivwe and havwe a fat ass and compliment vwomen evwen vwhen theyd really rather i didnt. if anything, youre the bad guy for not taking all that into account.
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((Google kin onion and you'll get it, even some makers if you want em))
ITS AN ONION……. So glad to see cronus’ onion is based flavored
you realize, of course, this means vwar @gadabouttrickster
hehehe, i dunno. i feel like i've already won! plus it was for a dare. :P
> the recording begins aimed at a slightly dingy looking couch. there are a fewv empty cans of beer on the coffee table in front of it and a pin-up poster of her imperious condescension sitting on a cake behind it. after a fewv moments theres a blue flash and the poster is replaced vwith one of a seal hanging off the side of an iceberg vwith its flippers: hang in there! silence. nothing. > a minute later theres the sound of a car pulling up. then the sound of a door opening. cronus is patting his pockets as he steps into frame. "vwhere is it, vwhere is it..?" he pauses as he suddenly realizes the change in poster. "vwh- my mint condition first edition condy cake number 7 fivwe by eight glossy! vwhat happened-" he turns to face a vwall off-screen and gasps dramatically. "muckrake all secrets revwealed: no kitten around, not you too-" and again. "hilda flour panties? no, no no no..." > he stumbles out of vwiewv, face pale. a ripping sound can be heard before he ambles back into frame. its hard to make out exactly, but hes holding a t.h.i.n.k. poster. "vwhat did they do vwith you..." he drops the poster and it flutters dowvn to the ground. cronus starts jogging around his livwing room, ripping poster after poster off his vwalls, and piling them on the couch. thirty years from nowv it vwont matter vwhat shoes you vwore. hang in there! smile! livwe laugh lovwe. enjoy the little things. hang in there! hang in there! hang in there! > by time hes givwen up, cronus is panting, hunched ovwer, hands on his knees. "shit, no time for this, shes vwaiting on me..!" he runs out of vwiewv; the sound of him stomping up the stairs echoes dowvn. silence. silence. silence. a scream. the sound of someone half-falling dowvn the stairs. cronus careens into vwiewv, holding a can of axe body spray, and absolutely covwered in silly string of all colors. he holds the can up, vwinces, tries once more to spray himself- and earns another splattering of multi-colored mess for his trouble. he yelps and throwvs the can avway to thunk against the vwall. > cronus takes a deep breath as he plops dowvn on the couch, crushing all the posters underneath his ass. "damn it, this dont evwen smell like axe..." he leans tovwards the end table beside the couch to grab for a loose box of cigs. cronus takes one out and slips it betvween his lips. he makes no motion to try to light it. instead he just leans back and sighs- the air passing betvween his lips is enough to send bubbles out the end of the cigarette. > he svwears and tosses the cig avway out of instinct. he sniffs the air, frowvns, then grabs a newv cig from the box. he carefully places this one betvween his lips and blowvs; more shiny bubbles burst from the other end. cronus sniffs again, then shrugs. "guess thats vwhere my axe vwent." he stands up, blowvs a vwhole mess of bubbles, then vwalks through it. "much better." he brushes off as much of the silly string as he can, but misses that a blob stuck to his ass has left one of the hang in there posters stuck to his rump. > cronus starts to head back tovwards the front door, then pauses. he faces tovwards the camera, then smiles vwide. he approaches it then picks it up. the frame shifts to something closer to his povw. "did i leavwe you recording? heh, that i did, that i did. vwell figure out vwhos screvwing vwith me after all... hmm, may as vwell bring you vwith, just in case i need you." he heads outside, camera in towv. his ostentatious muscle car, backed up in the drivwevway, comes into vwiewv. > "vwait a tic-" as cronus approaches the vwiewv hones in on the bumper. theres a sticker: "✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ magic is real ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧". cronus chuckles smugly, crouches, then rips it off. as he starts to stand back up, the camera catches something he misses: a hand reaching out from underneath the car to apply a newv, identical sticker. the feed cuts off soon aftervwards. #substance @gadabouttrickster
hehehe...hehEHEHEHE-- AHHAHAHAHAH! oh my god it went even BETTER than i thought!!! >:D
-E-ELMAO
she doesnt knowv that i knowv that theyre gonna try to ditch me, this is vwhy im gonna fill the gas tank vwith miller lite. #substance
🞜 cmon dude coors blight or bust.
awesome! profess1onal here! youre go1ng to d1e
-^Add some s∇gar too. Large amo∇nts. Or sand. Or. Water. F∇ck this tank ∇p to the highest degree.^-
reluctant friend: rustbucket city is a myth, vwe should turn back. grizzled mercenary: its getting dark, keep movwing. me (sexy): rustbucket citys real. its a city full of submissivwe gutterbloods, a place ill belong & fit in, its home. i sawv it. eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding.
🞜 girl you work at the guttercade do not act like you are above this.
@alooflyAdr1ft can be the eccentr1c sc1ent1st th1s t1me see1ng as how 1 was just reluctant about 1t
hey at the f1rst p1tstop though 1m gonna need you to get some snacks and sh1t. the only guy 1n a group of gals does that k1nd of th1ng, that cool w1th you?
insult me and ill tell you vwhy you suck eggs at insults.
not evwen close to an insult. see me in my office for some after class tutoring.
--E√ Yo lusus so fat I swerved to miss it and ran out of scutʇlebuggy fuel.
doesnt line up vwith my lusus, maybe if it vwere a vwhale or something, totally juvwenile, you ran outta fuel like some kinda poor person... this just dont hurt any feelings, vwhat am i supposed to take avway from this? 4/10.
u couldve served camp as a wizard but u became a low rent john travolta impersonator instead >:3 (idk if u know who that is but just goregle it ok)
vwizards suck bad and are lame, doesnt hurt at all, and obvwiously i knowv human stuff, thats my schtick.
the docterror told me i havwe bacterial meningitis. i told her that she cant say that, that aint vwoke no more. she may as vwell be telling some hot broad that shes acting hysterical and her poison sacs are travweling all around her bod. typical modern medicine. #misandry #likeiaintgonnanotice #youtellingmeihavwethemandisease #okaylady #iaskedforhernumberafter #shevwrotesomethingdowvn #buticantreadthisshit #fuckmylife
im not gonna hug a he/him all pity-like, thats pretty #notnotgay and im #notgay. it just kinda boggles the pan that vwhenevwer i say that, people are tripping ovwer themselvwes to try to covwer me vwith a rainbowv flag about it.
dude i lllitTerallllllY haventT have had a singllle idea oFf how tThe quadrantTs even work in mY tTen sweeps oFf llliFfe. mightT be because im a sociopatTh??? i aintT gotT no idea. im tTelllllling You im notT gonna tTouch You, butT stTop bugging You on aboutT tThis, as itT is clllearlllY going nowhere due tTo us botTh being stTubborn as allllll hellllll. i belllieve You are #notTgaY iFf You insistT tThatT much tThen... especiallllllY iFf hugging reallllllY is a pallle tThing???
it aint alvways, but the vway you vwere offerin certainly vwasnt because you vwanted to feel me up.
i just said you didnt! i think youvwe gotta be the #notnotgay one here, pal.
Ffucking obviouslllY im #notTnotTgaY i have Ffucking eYellliner on. doesntT mean i wantT You in speciFfic tThough
vwhoa, just because a fellas got on guyliner dont make him #notnotgay. vwatch it vwith the stereotypes tough guy.
uhh... no, i didnt? hearing that a fella vwears eyeliner doesnt scream that to me? yknowv that evwery leading man on the silvwer screen is vwearing make-up, right?
i passivwely destroy hope.
you look dowvn and vwhat you stole got eroded to rubble and dust.
it used to be you could just vwalk up to a dame, grab her ass, and start sucking face. but nowv theres all this hemming and havwing, evwerythings gotta be this big production. maybe i aint in the mood for a vwhole convwersation, maybe i just vwanna get dowvn and dirty vwith a bodacious bombshell broad. is that too much to ask?
\ 1t's n0t???? when the fuck was th1s ever a g00d 1ntr0duct10n??? /
in the human fifties and vwhen vwandering the dreambubbles, easy.
:o) Sometimes you say the most despicable things... :o) Hee hee hee
like youd say anything if i slapped your ass right nowv, harpo.
its all been vworth it for this moment.
i chipped a tooth vworking ovwer a gal vwith vwagina dentata. it vwas totally vworth it though. #nsfwv #nsfvwe #body-horror
i should start making alt accounts like those non-wviolet mes. mine vwould be cooler and sexier though. maybe id base em offa me if i vwent in a different direction. im all about that hedonism lifestyle, lovwe me some lust, but vwhat if i vwent for sloth, or pride, or some nerd shit like that? i bet id still fuck hard. #suggestivwe
Your pfp... is like the mirrored bottom of @colubrineAlacrity 's pfp
im gonna be real man. i vwas here first, but vwhen i sawv the vway our pfps lined up? i immediately dmed him about it. vwere all thinking it.
i aint on any page, dont put that on me. horuss is at the vwery bottom of pretty much all my fuckability ratings.
im the vwoke cronus.
PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR PALMHUSK OR GIVE ME A CALL. I KNOW THIS IS NOT YOUR PUSHER.
ill call but only if i can touch myself about it. uhh. gutterslut. #nsfwv
GOOD. YOU'RE LESS WOKE ALREADY. NEXT TIME DON'T ASK PERMISSION. JUST TAKE YOUR SLUG OUT. AND WAIT FOR THE TROLL ON THE OTHER LINE TO NOTICE. #PROTIP. #HHHH.
Nice > Ass. > Would > Look > Good > In > A > Magazine. > ;) > ♡
vwanting me so bad theyre encouraging me to send dick pics to their alts is a newv one. #nsfwv
sorry your thumbnail makes me want to stick a thumbtack on your asscheek
i think some of you vwould benefit tremendously from becoming acquainted vwith the concept of kayfabe. #kayfabe #chittr #chittrpsa #narrativwe #metatextual #metamale vwhenevwer someone is kidnapped, trapped in a sgrub session, stranded somevwhere hostile, dying spectacularly, et cetera, there is inevwitably someone in the replies going, "oh, but you had time to chit about it?" as though the natural conclusion is that the character, presently dangling upside-dowvn ovwer a vwat of acid, has taken out their phone, carefully unlocked it, opened chittr, composed three paragraphs and selected an appropriate reaction image. this is not necessarily vwhat is occurring. chittr is the medium through vwhich the narrativwe has elected to present itself. the post exists because vwe, the audience, require some means of observwing the evwent. sometimes the posting itself is diegetic. sometimes it is only partially diegetic. sometimes you are effectivwely reading a stage direction vwearing the skin of a social media post. you are foolish to assume this vwebsite that stretches across an infinite amount of timelines, univwerses, and means of interaction is nothing short of a mythical artifact, perhaps evwen a juju. professional vwrestling does not cease being a vwrestling match because the camera happens to be perfectly positioned to capture a convwersation backstage. nobody turns tovward the cameraman and asks vwhy he is being permitted to stand three feet avway vwhile tvwo men conspire to commit aggravwated assault. you accept the camera because the camera is howv the story reaches you. the same courtesy should probably be extended to someone livwe-chitting their kidnapping. they are not necessarily exposing their location to their captor, compromising the integrity of their sgrub session, or somehowv finding excellent cellular reception inside the narrativwe equivwalent of hell. you are simply being permitted to see vwhat is happening because this is the proscenium vwe havwe chosen. please respect the kayfabe. it is doing a remarkable amount of structural labor for you.
This is a good post... It's even better cause you were the first one to post it......Zzz
vwanilla dont count. #suggestivwe
But othe(R) flavo(R)§ a(R)e degene(R)ate & §(c)a(R)y! #§ugge§tive I gue§§™
or totally titillating and kinky! i proceed to havwe the most vwanilla kinky sex imaginable. #nsfwv
vwhos the coolest cronus around btwv? i got a feelin its me.
yuh huh. this poser joined like a vwipe ago, ivwe been a night one-r.