@aeneasCaldarium — #vagueposting
its really funny howv people lemme livwe in their pans rent-free. #wvagueposting
my muscles are bigger #wvagueposting
for the record, you can insult me all you vwant, ivwe heard it all. ill get a good laugh outta it. but leavwe my gals outta it. i dunno vwhere so many people get off saying the vwomen i sleep vwith are "debasing themselvwes" or vwhatevwer the hell. you got a problem vwith me, take it up vwith me like a man, dont start insulting gals vwhore havwing fun, being feminist sex icons or vwhatevwer it is you vwanna call it. people get so desperate to "owvn" me that they start saying the vwildest shit. its kinda hilarious. #suggestivwe #wvagueposting #directposting #cronuspsa #cronuspenisa #nice
im mad at him. #wvagueposting
i think one of damaras fuckbuddies/covworkers is edging me towvards 50k? if you vwanted me that bad you could just said so babe ;) #wvagueposting #suggestivwe
i think ivwe gotten spoiled. it almost hurts my fee fees to get anything besides a quad react from her nowv. #vwagueposting
i vwoke up the beast. #wvagueposting
this sexting stuff is easy. #nsfwv #vwagueposting
it has to be on purpose, it *has* to be. #vwagueposting
girls girls you should both make out for our titillation. #suggestiwve #vwagueposting
girls girls youre both pretty #vwagueposting
i think im accidentally participating in a doggirl bukkake except instead of vwhipping it out wvere all just petting her and using clickers and offering her treats. #nsfvw #wvagueposting
time to lock in #vwagueposting
yknovw damara, i thought you made some post explaining all the intricacies of howv you react to posts, yet i only evwer see you quad reacting. i think you just havwe a pusher full of joy and wvhimsy and you cant help but let it all out. gay. #wvagueposting
see, stuff like this is vwhy i vwish i vwas more into the daddy scene. this guy just goes "hrng lick daddys boot clean" and evwerybody lines up for him. i guess the takeawvay here is i need to be *more* sexually aggressivwe and forwvards. #nsfvw #wvagueposting
psh, like poetry is ewven hard #vwagueposting
she knovws vwho she is ;) not into me, i aint trying for that. but cmon, i gotta at least tease. #vwagueposting
wvon owver one of my most stringent critics... the powver of #cagttl is just that good #wvagueposting
if you giwve someone permission to do something you didnt actually wvant them to do you should at least havwe a little grace wvhen they do it #wvagueposting
say wvhat you vwant about me but least i aint raiding morgues to get my rocks off holy shit he just came right out and said it too #nsfvw #nsfwve #wvagueposting
girl youre saturating the market youre competing against yourself. at least giwve it a half hour for a post to marinate before sending another. this is basic economics. #wvagueposting
sometimes someone wvants to make you into someone youre not... you gotta learn hovw to cut out those toxic influences from your life #wvagueposting
a bard is gonna wvait for a seer to remember the goddamn deal #vwagueposting
so wvhen *i* post about collaring doggirls im the bad guy but vwhen anyone *else* does it... #nsfvw #wvagueposting
yknovw for being a total bitch about it, shes still so into me #vwagueposting
for being one of the smartest guys i knovw hes a real dumbass #wvagueposting
just had the vweirdest premonition of a horse in tears asking if hes not enough, only to be placated, the topic abandoned, and date night plans made #wvagueposting
eh vwell, there are other lablondes #vwagueposting