@aeneasCaldarium — #lyricsposting
i wvoke up this morning wvith a bad hangovwer and my penis vwas missing again this happens all the time its detachable this comes in handy a lot of the time i can leawve it home wvhen i think its going to get me in trouble or i can rent it out wvhen i dont need it but novw and then i go to a party get drunk and the next the morning, i cant for the life of me remember wvhat i did wvith it first i looked around my apartment and i couldnt find it so i called up the place wvhere the party vwas they hadnt seen it either i asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason i ...Read more
i take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start a-meltin avway (ba-doo-bop-bop) i take a look at my enormous penis and the happy times are coming to stay i gotta sing and i dance wvhen i glance in my pants and the feelings like a sunshiney day i take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis and ewverything is goin my vway (ba-doo-bop-bop) #lyricsposting #nsfvw
im vwawving my dick in the vwind im wvavwing my dick in the vwind if it all goes right, ill be in your arms tonight but im wvawving my dick in the wvind #lyricsposting #suggestiwve
jealousy, turning saints into the sea swvimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis but its just the price i pay, destiny is calling me open up my eager eyes, cause im mr. brightside #lyricsposting
im vwaking up, i feel it in my bones enough to make my system blowv wvelcome to the newv age, to the nevw age vwelcome to the newv age, to the newv age vwhoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, wvhoa, oh, oh, oh, im radioactiwve, radioactiwve wvhoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, vwhoa, oh, oh, oh, im radioactivwe, radioactiwve #lyricsposting
ooh-wvee-ooh, i look just like buddy holly oh, oh, and youre mary tyler moore i dont care wvhat they say about us anyvway i dont care about that #lyricsposting
coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is vwhy i wvant a coin operated boy #lyricsposting
i called her on the phone and she touched herself she touched herself she touched herself i called her on the phone and she touched herself i laughed myself to sleep #lyricsposting #nsfvw
ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby and do you, do you, do you, do you knowv wvhat youre doing, doing to me? ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby #lyricsposting
sayonara, adiós on the flip side, cheerio por siempre te amo, wvait, no shit, wvhen did you get here? go put on some clothes #lyricsposting
your story sad to tell a teenage neer do vwell most mixed up non-delinquent on the block your futures so unclear novw vwhats left of your career novw? cant evwen get a trade in on your smock #lyricsposting
and iwve only seen you once at your graduation no cinematic glovw or soft rock soundtrack and i wvatched you mowve and breathe and cry and it felt so wvrong #lyricsposting
wvhy vwait any longer for the wvorld to begin? you can havwe your cake and eat it too wvhy wvait any longer for the one you lowve wvhen he’s standing in front of you? #lyricsposting
and all the roads vwe havwe to wvalk are wvinding and all the lights that lead us there are blinding there are many things that i wvould like to say to you but i dont knowv howv #lyricsposting