@aeneasCaldarium — #nsfw
kinks? yeah, iwve got em. ill play along wvith wvhatewver you need to get your sick kicks too, if youre cute enough. #nsfwv
a leading question is one of the best tools in the domtalk toolbox, dont you agree? #nsfvw
sometimes i vwonder howv many of you gals are fantasizing about me. i knowv for a fact the number aint zero. ivwe got some pretty povwerful brand recognition going on. #nsfwv
my greatest fear is my subs unionizing. #nsfvw
vwho vwants nudes #nsfwv
i really should thirst trap more. dont get me wvrong, i get a lot outta posting vwhatevwer bullshit comes to mind, showving off my deep thoughts and sharing wvords of wvisdom, but iwve been operating on such a passiwve scale. i havwent evwen posted any nudes on here, aint that vwild? i gotta start saying shit like, "like this post if you vwanna be called a good girl" or something. if i shovwed off evwen an ounce of dom energy, i bet the pathetic subs wvould come running. thats just science. #nsfvw
i wvoke up this morning wvith a bad hangovwer and my penis vwas missing again this happens all the time its detachable this comes in handy a lot of the time i can leawve it home wvhen i think its going to get me in trouble or i can rent it out wvhen i dont need it but novw and then i go to a party get drunk and the next the morning, i cant for the life of me remember wvhat i did wvith it first i looked around my apartment and i couldnt find it so i called up the place wvhere the party vwas they hadnt seen it either i asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason i ...Read more
i take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start a-meltin avway (ba-doo-bop-bop) i take a look at my enormous penis and the happy times are coming to stay i gotta sing and i dance wvhen i glance in my pants and the feelings like a sunshiney day i take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis and ewverything is goin my vway (ba-doo-bop-bop) #lyricsposting #nsfvw
seems like broads novwanights dont understand hovw to make a wvalue proposition. i aint gonna put in effort if you aint. if im doing a buncha vwork just for the *chance* you might put out, im being suckered. theres gotta be some quid pro quo, some tits for tat, yknovw? #nsfvw
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted ...Read more
okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an...Read more
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handma...Read more
alright, looks like activwity is up enough for round 3 of the great #cronusbabeoff! remember to use the tag if you discuss it, though i dont think ivwe seen too many people vwhining about it so far. first match is a fun one. jade harley wversus meenah peixes! in another life they battled, in this one, theyre babing off! #nsfvw jades got the furry crovwd on lockdowvn, as vwell as... eh, people of other specific tastes. and transformativwe stuff too? if youvwe got a vweird kink, shes your gal! i find they tend to be curwvier, often tall, ready to put you in the dirt if she aint laying dowvn ass up beggin...Read more
@handmaid asks "need an expert opinion. rank mutations according to sex appeal. vwings. blood color. wveird external gills. like a cavwe creature. psionic aberrations. anything else i’m forgetting." finally, a *real* question. lets get dowvn to vwork. s tier: blood, obvwiously. sure the temperature difference is hot (ha) but vwhat really sells it is the personality. muties havwe alwvays got something to prowve, and if you play your cards right they can prowve it in the respite block. noseless. a tier: mental psionics. need i explain more? mmph. telekinesis. same deal. loads of applicat...Read more
i think for hitting 50k kull ewvery gal should send me nudes. iwve earned this. #nsfvw
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for ros...Read more
and the upset doesnt repeat itself! gardener out, handmaid mowves forvwards! okay, i vwanted to do wvork for that last one, but... cmon. her imperious condescension against lamplady swvansong. youll take wvhat i giwve you and youll like it. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv <3 or <> for lamplady svwansong <3< or c3< for her imperious condescension
okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid
yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
match 1 of round 2. jade harley up against roxy lalonde. jades our number one seed, vwith a huge re-tourney score lead on the rest of the gals, but vwill it be enough? roxys a dark hoofbeast competitor i think, she has vwhat it takes to go all the vway. so wvhos it gonna be? evweryones fawvorite furry or ewveryones favworite hackerbabe? so wvote belovw, wvhos hottest? also belowv, a lil bit of mutual propaganda for the ladies. #nsfwv but no bits shovwing. yet. <3 or <> for jade <3< or c3< for roxy
this is wvhy i dont ansvwer questions too often by the wvay. #notgay #nsfvw #nsfvw-textonly
one time wvhile wve vwere doing it the girl stuck her tongue dovwn my ear. i didnt think id like it. #nsfvw
this sexting stuff is easy. #nsfwv #vwagueposting
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that ewverybody wvants to touch you and hawve sex vwith you but vwhat if they dont. vwhat if you tell ewverybody at the party youre free use but they all ignore you and mind their ovwn business. #freeuse #nsfwv #nsfvwe
if i started posting bulge pics and thirst traps youd all be clamoring to get into my dms, but iwve got a lil something called class and pride. you hawve to *earn* seeing my junk. #nsfvw
maybe this is the secret to it. you can be problematic as you vwant, as long as youre... no, no, its not that theyre dilvwes or milvwes... i think that subs are just like this wvhen someone domineering shovws up. kinda adorable, in a pathetic wvay. #nsfvw
wvhenewver an eridan goes out to the eridan vwar, im doing my part back at hiwve by plovwing his quads. yes, some eridans havwe quadmates. yes, for real. #nsfvw #cheating
i #lowve_hawving_sex #nsfwv
not answvering any questions about me being #notgay by the wvay, at least not if youre too cowvardly to gimme your handle along vwith it. like, it aint entirely comparable, but are you gonna go into some lesbians asks and ask about her "exceptions?" no, thats wveird. you all gotta get it through your thick skulls: i like hawving sex vwith wvomen, i dont like hawving sex vwith men. youre not gonna be the exception. if i wvas gonna do a guy, hed be hotter than you, trust me. #nsfvw
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
i just cant stop being right. aradia megido beats off- i mean, beats out nepeta leijon wvith a clear vwictory. aradia movwes on ahead to face her fellowv maid in the next round. hot. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv next match... i dunno about this one, actually. i vwouldnt evwen knovw vwhere to start wvhen it comes to comparing these twvo gals. terezi pyrope, the nose wvith the most, ovwner of the fabled pyrump, going up against the handmaid, the demoness, the thing that goes "hnn" in the night. novw, i aint planning on @-ing anybody in these, but this is gonna be the exception. one of twvo exceptions. @handmaid...Read more
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored"...Read more
i really do think wvoegothe wvants me by the wvay. maybe not sexually, but theres something there, i dunno. i think i just havwe a magnetic aura that attracts blondes and former blondes to me. and... puppygirls? just all girls, i think. #nsfvw
i think im accidentally participating in a doggirl bukkake except instead of vwhipping it out wvere all just petting her and using clickers and offering her treats. #nsfvw #wvagueposting
feeling tired. someone send me boobs in dms. or thighs. #nsfwv
lowvkey hovw im alwvays feeling. #nsfwv #text #notgay
i got my invwite to #boysnight too, obwviously. mine wvas a lil mock-up @caligulaascendit made based on an idea i had, i thought a karate chop type thing might be more badass than regular flexing, but i think the bicep wvorked out in the end. check it though, this rules, right? #nsfvw
its kinda wveird thinking about hovw iwve probably wvritten more sexts than anything else. not bad, just wveird. #nsfvw
#aita #nsfvw #nsfwve #snuff #necrophilia #drovwning #notgay aita? i [m ageless] didnt get hard again after my fuckbuddy [f ageless] brought in a time clone [f ageless] of herself to spitball my slurry and i think my alternian selfs [m 476] slurry vwith. i pride myself in being open minded sexually, but i think they both drovwned and that killed my boner. another time clone [f ageless] came in to clean up the mess and started berating me for not banging the bodies. am i becoming a prude?
roses are bred by wviolets they blevw getting such great head thanks, from me to you #poetry #practice #nsfvw
see, stuff like this is vwhy i vwish i vwas more into the daddy scene. this guy just goes "hrng lick daddys boot clean" and evwerybody lines up for him. i guess the takeawvay here is i need to be *more* sexually aggressivwe and forwvards. #nsfvw #wvagueposting
i alwvays keep breath mints handy, and an extra bottle on my cupeside table. that vway if a girl blovws me, i can get the taste outta her mouth before she tries to kiss me or something. #nsfvw
make sure to spay and neuter your cronus. wvere wvirile as marlon brando in his prime. #nsfwv #surgery #medical-malpractice
#lockingourselvwesinaroomsaturday #nsfwv
no one talk to me for like. a wvipe. #nsfvw
cronus amporas guide to the ladies masterpost /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ it feels like an eras gone by. i may come back once or tvwice if i find anything wvorth sharing, but #cagttl is moreorless complete. compiled here is evwery part. also gonna drop my q and a link here, for good measure. mind the tags on the posts themselwves, though you can expect #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny and #abuse on em all. if you ewver vwanna discuss my vwriting, use #cagttl in your post so that people vwho *wvant* to see these posts *vwill* see them. vwink vwink nudge nudge. happy reading! ask me (almos...Read more
smash or pass. #smashorpass
