@aeneasCaldarium — #nsfw
anyone vwant an unsolicited dick pic? #nsfwv
reluctant friend: rustbucket city is a myth, vwe should turn back. grizzled mercenary: its getting dark, keep movwing. me (sexy): rustbucket citys real. its a city full of submissivwe gutterbloods, a place ill belong & fit in, its home. i sawv it. eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding.
it used to be you could just vwalk up to a dame, grab her ass, and start sucking face. but nowv theres all this hemming and havwing, evwerythings gotta be this big production. maybe i aint in the mood for a vwhole convwersation, maybe i just vwanna get dowvn and dirty vwith a bodacious bombshell broad. is that too much to ask?
i chipped a tooth vworking ovwer a gal vwith vwagina dentata. it vwas totally vworth it though. #nsfwv #nsfvwe #body-horror
vwanting me so bad theyre encouraging me to send dick pics to their alts is a newv one. #nsfwv
i vwanna make rainbovwdrinkers suck more than just my blood. ill make my partners put on that lotion that makes their skin glowv just so i can pretend theyre a drinker. hell, i might evwen bang a shadowv dropper if i had the chance. jades are the matronly caste for a reason. #nsfwv #pleasecancelme #illcum @casanovwaaquatic
does such a bad job at jerking off you sigh, shake your head, and tell me "just stop, ill do it, okay?" #vweaponizedincompetence #nsfwv
i should start posting thirst traps or bulge pics or something on here. im pretty sure a lotta tunes vwould change, thats all im saying. i dunno though, i just think im better than that. if you aint getting all hot and bothered just from the vway i talk to you, you probably vwerent the type of gal id vwanna tumble in the sack vwith anyhowv. lets just say i aint posting thirst traps because im shovwing a bit of gentletrolly good sportstrollship to the rest of the lady layers on here. i gotta savwe *some* for the rest of you, yeah? you can thank me later. #nsfwv
howv many people here has jacked off to me? probably a lot. that is some povwerful mind control i havwe ovwer your souls! remember, i am god. #nsfwv #mindcontrol
if i put peanut butter on my bulge thered be a death toll. #nsfwv #nsfvwe? #death #legumeallergies
pervwerse incentivwe: the bane of doms evweryvwhere. the idea is, you dole out punishment to curb behavwior you dont vwanna see, and givwe revwards to encourage behavwiors you do vwanna see. but vwhen youre dealing vwith a sub? the punishment *is* the revward. you start spanking em vwhen they act naughty, theyre gonna keep being naughty so you keep spanking em. so howv do you make sure punishment is punishment and revward is revward? vwell... its a case by case sorta thing. kind of a cop out, i guess. i guess you gotta mix things up, keep em fresh. newv revwards, newv punishments... denial or a time ou...Read more
i think the primary purpose of life is to fuck naaaaaaasty style. #nsfwv
just for the record: i dont do #selfcest: #nsfwv, #nsfvwe, or othervwise. thats #notnotgay and im #notgay. thank you for your time.
#amporajob #nsfwv #nsfvwe
my favworite base? first and a half. under the shirt, ovwer the bra. #nsfwv
one of the best parts of being a man is ivwe nevwer been asked "vwhat did that mean?" after banging. evweryone knowvs a one day stand is a one day stand. no one thinks im in lovwe vwith em because im smiling. #nsfwv
condoms are single use plastics. i care about the envwironment, thats all. #nsfwv
｢ @gachikoischic ｣ asks... ｢gyahhh!!! (ノ｀д´)ノ彡┻━┻ megane-san objects to joshi being objectified for baka gaijin to get forum clickies!! σ(￣皿￣;; ) tch... its like cro-chan doesnt evwen knyowv that theyre delicate flovwers... (っ｀д´)っ･:∴ to be protecc! nebber attacku! (￢_￢)｣............ ｢can cro-chan include pantsu reports in her guides onegai. (￢∀￢)｣ okay, this vwasnt as bad as i thought itd be. glad you enjoyed cronus amporas guide to the ladies (#cagttl) i guess? check out my pinned, by the by, for anyone not in the knowv. so, glasses vweirdo, i dont feel like going back to edit those, but ill vwri...Read more
if youre too shy for this titposting trend, send em in my dms instead. ill make sure you feel appreciated. unless youre ugly, then dont bother. #nsfwv
maybe i should start playing vwith alchemizing again. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, but sgrub can do some crazy stuff. i tried making an amulet of sexual provwess once, though it turned out to be an amulet of making people say youre avwesome in bed evwen though youre not. it vwas pretty much just as good, honestly. #nsfwv
*looks at the camera.* im vweird about sex because theres something vwrong vwith me. #nsfwv
(( #ableism #a-lot-of-ableism #mental-health-discussion #misogyny #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cwv-self-harm #cwv-eating-disorder #abuse #cwv-toxic-relationship )) alright, youvwe all been asking for it, so here it is: mental illnesses listed by fuckability. s tier: antisocial personality disorder - they say dont stick your bulge in crazy. i say im already dead anyvways. nook from a girl vwho hates you and evweryone else is alvways a treat. shes probably into some freak shit too. bipolar: best of both vworlds. if shes manic, shes got energy to burn and is more likely to say yes to things. if shes ...Read more
you look avway shyly as you tighten your grip on my jacket. youre clinging on for dear life, like im the last man in the galaxy. as far as you knowv, i might be. i take one of your vwrists and pull it dowvn, then slip your hand into my back pocket. the denim is aged perfectly, like a fine vwine, and like me, and my ass is juicy in all the right places, like a grapefruit. i slip my other hand up your shirt and you gasp at my cool touch. you cant help but compliment my hair. my hand goes further and further, until im playing vwith your boobs under your top. you vwerent vwearing a bra, of course. you ...Read more
not british, but i remember a vwiolet gal vwho vwanted me to call her vwhole situation dowvn there her "fincess parts". i yucked that yum pretty quick. #nsfwv #didnthelpmuchvwheniaccidentallysaid #fincessfarts #inmydefense #shereallyneededatums
i had a tumble vwith an olivwe lass from ovwerseas once, she said, i shit you not, "theyre gonna call you king richard the vway ill leavwe you lion dowvn". #nsfwv #cwv-the-british #shevwasrighttoo #ifanolivwesaysitsbarbed #theyaintlion
trolls from across the pond are alvways saying shit like, "oi lovwe, the sight of your crannys got me piddling sludge" and expect you to find that hot. #nsfwv #cwv-the-british
so, seems some of you dont realize just howv complicated it is vwith all us alpha trolls. vwhen youre stuck in arrested devwelopment as ghosts for... eons, it does things to you. you get caught in that shitty drama that nevwer progresses. you get bored. and you fuck. a lot. ivwe graphed out just vwhat our scene looks like, along vwith some labeling. none of this is about quads, this is all about pailing, just sometimes quads line up vwith the banging. #nsfwv for vwhat im chatting about, but the image is clean, alright?
okay, howv many people are follovwing that tag that it getting used in just a comment gets people all riled up on main ovwer it? #nsfwv
coolscar literally isnt evwen cool, vwhy does he get to shlang it wvith the green one? #nsfwv
nhhhg.,,.,, boob.,,,. breast evwen #nsfwv
does anyone else hawve a no pants dream like, ewvery day, or is that just a cronus conundrum? i vwouldnt mind if they vwere *sexy* no pants dreams, but the last one vwas like... some awvant-garde play vwhere the audience vwas *supposed* to get nude along vwith the actors, i so leaned owver to the gal next to me and vwas like, "ivwe had this kinda dream before". i got baited and i didnt evwen get to do her! i really gotta practice lucid dreaming. #nsfwv
#nsfvw #dubcon #cheating #sexjeans yknowv the sitcom bit wvhere the fella goes on tvwo dates at the same time in the same restaurant? i did that once, i messed up my scheduling and had tvwo lowvely ladies booked for a stay at the same swvanky hotel vwith me, both expecting to get bulged dowvn. so, lady one, lamont, great tits, fat ass, the wvorks. i convwince her to do some bondage, shes into that sorta thing. i tie her up to the bedposts, im vwearing my sex jeans, its all fantastic. i tell her im gonna leavwe her there to stewv, and she vwerent too happy, denial play aint exactly her thing, but sh...Read more
im debating on wvhether to block or followv the tag #massivwe-longass-drooling-tongue... #nsfvw?
my kink is banging a gal so hard her name changes in the sidebar. #nsfvw
the more that you specify and hammer in that wvhatevwer youre doing is "consensual" the wveirder it sounds. wvhats the one bit? my "i only hawve consensual sex" shirt is raising a lotta questions ansvwered by my shirt. wvhy dont you vwrite a song about all the explicitly consensual sex youre hawving, thatll showv em. compose a powver ballad about hugs and kisses but you alwvays make sure to ask for consent first. look, it dont do anything for the cromeister if the gal dont wvant him, but if i started bragging about all the consensual sex im hawving youd all call me a creep. i promise you, the only vway no...Read more
a moron is asking me "should non ladies send nudes or is this not a safe space" im #notgay, vwhy are the dudes so desperate to hit me up? you dont gotta be a lady, but you cant be a man, thats the magic of being #notgay. ill probably still call you a dame, or a broad, or a pretty kitty, or something like that though. #askcronus #nsfwv
alright, check it. i call this piece: dream girl in squares. #nsfwv #cronusart
i should get a niche. im already the #misogyny guy, but vwhat if i wvas the #spanking guy too? i had people bring up my one spanking post wveeks after i made it. i could be the #casteplay guy? eridans hawve the #toes guy market cornered, the #petplay guy market is ovwersaturated... #harrassment guy? #kidnapping guy? #dubcon guy? #nonceruleanmindcontrol guy? the wvorlds my oyster- vwait, maybe... nah, nah, #oyster guy aint nothing. #nsfvw #nsfwve
i definitely *vwont* be at #sicknastysunday #nsfwv #nsfvwe but that said... correctly guess wvhos secretly me and youll vwin the right to kick my ass! get your detectiwve caps and magnifying glasses ready... or dont, because i aint going. promise.
like this post for an unsolicited dick pic. ***edit: only if you hawve she/her pronouns*** #nsfvw #dubcon?
@handmaid is my fawvorite milf: mentally ill lady i wvanna fuck. #nsfwv
they/them nook just hits different #nsfwv
#shooshplapping #nsfvw
i can be vwhatewver you wvant me to be wvith the povwer of hope and dreambubble shenanigans. vwant me to hawve a big dick? bam, done. a big bulge? easy peasy. theres no third thing, those are the twvo options. ivwe basically got infinite vwersatility ovwer here. #nsfvw
i should start a cable access tvw showv wvhere i giwve sex advwice. #nsfvw
theres something deeply erotic about hawving sex vwith a wvoman. #nsfvw
on the one prong, the femboys vwant me. they cant get enough of me. theyd fall upon me like a flock of gulls and leawve nothing but a skeleton behind. if i vwas #notnotgay i could be smashing femboy ass (#femboyass) all night and all day. on the other prong, if i wvere #notnotgay i think i could do so much better than that. you twvinks really aint all that.
ivwe been told i finger like a wvoman. dunno entirely vwhat that means, but feel free to line up ladies. i can go up until the carpal tunnel starts acting up, and then a lil further if you lemme adjust my fingers. just think about it, ivwe got the nails of a man, instead of just tvwo good ones, *and* i... finger like a wvoman. that ones still a pan-tickler. ill take wvolunteers wvho wvanna help me puzzle it out. #nsfvw