@aeneasCaldarium — #cagttl
cronus amporas guide to the ladies masterpost /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ it feels like an eras gone by. i may come back once or tvwice if i find anything wvorth sharing, but #cagttl is moreorless complete. compiled here is evwery part. also gonna drop my q and a link here, for good measure. mind the tags on the posts themselwves, though you can expect #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny and #abuse on em all. if you ewver vwanna discuss my vwriting, use #cagttl in your post so that people vwho *wvant* to see these posts *vwill* see them. vwink vwink nudge nudge. happy reading! ask me (almos...Read more
its a real shame i hit 20k kult before 40k kull. maybe i oughta be flattered? vwell, in celebration of that and in preparation for the big 40k, im gonna compile my cronus amporas guide to the ladies (#cagttl for the uninitiated) into one easy to nawvigate masterpost. vwatch this space
wvon owver one of my most stringent critics... the powver of #cagttl is just that good #wvagueposting
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 20b: meenah, her imperious condescension, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvhat is there to say about ol condy that hasnt already been said? shes a badass seadvweller in a skintight suit vwho oozes sex appeal. shes the milf to end all milwves, her entire motivwation is that shes the troll mommy trying to rebuild the species. shes tall, shes strong, shes povwerscaled to hell, vwhat chance does a chud like you hawve of getting to shoot a shy glance at her vwater balloons, let alone laying her? none, zer...Read more
anywvawves remember the rules, tag it #cagttl if you talk about my stuff, yadda yadda
cronus clamporas guide to the ladies port 20a: meenah, her impierious condensation, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvater is there to say aboat eel condy that hasnt alraydy been said? seas a badbass seadvwhaler in arroyo skintight vwetsuit vwho oozes sex appeel. seas the milf to end all milwves, her entire moativwacaytion is that seas the atoll mommahi-mahi trying to reefbuild the seacies. seas tallapia, seas strong, seas powverscaled to hell, wvhat chance does a chud like bayou havwe of getting to shoot a shy glance in a barrel at her vwat...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of ...Read more
hmm... actually, maybe this is the perfect time for the next #cagttl? i feel like im getting rusty or something. though... i dunno, do i do all the alternian vwersions of us in one go, or the first handful and givwe condy her owvn part... decisions decisions...
should post this again, good spot to put in some #cagttl requests too ;) https://forms.gle/5qcc2ryo7atkakk38
#cagttl so im done vwith most of the heawvy hitters nowv. right novw, the plan is to consolidate most of the alternian vwersions of my gang into one post, handmaid might get her owvn, condy definitely wvill. then a fevw stragglers, maybe some of the beforan vwersions of the alternian gang, not that i havwe a lot to vwrite on em, the black queen... if youvwe got any gals youd like to see highlighted comment belowv and ill consider em. all your lovwe and support through this entire project means the wvorld to me <3
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 18: meenah peixes #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl vwevwe cum a long vway, huh? this isnt the end, but this is a milestone. last of the main girls. mostly. but id only call one of the upcoming milwves "main" so meenah gets the honor of being a soft finale. nowv i knowv vwhat youre thinking, cronus, doesnt meenah hate your guts? and yeah, youd be right, she hates your guts too. but that dont stop me from tapping. itll probably stop you, but if you followv my adwvice maybe youll havwe a shot. so heres the thing, i hawve an unfair advwantage. i m...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 17: aranea serket #degradation #humiliatin #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl sorry babe, just missed out on the 8x2. youll get there next time. vwhats there to be said about the original serket? shes got the sexy librarian look, her quirk has her tits in it, and shes got a sadomaso streak an imperial distance unit long. find her lil booth, paint an s on the sign, and youre in business. i should havwe a lot to talk about here, so lets get into it. aranea is a smart cookie. ewven the dumbest araneas iwve met at least pretend to be smart. s...Read more
reminder for all my #cagttl stuff: im saying the quiet part out loud ;) this is hovw men think. and it clearly vworks, im ewven seeing gay gals go "vwould if he vwas a she"
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 16: latula pyrope #cheating #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl ah tula. second holder of the mystical #pyrump. the original pickme girl. shes not like other girls, though she does still put out. she exists in an interesting space. i think shes the gal vwhos most likely to be looking for something serious out of us beforans, at least for me anywvays. kinda puts me off her. but then, shes dating mituna, but... its complicated, yknowv? you wvouldnt knowv that she wvas seeing anyone by the vway most of the ones i come across act. hell, they dont evwen pl...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, ...Read more
gotta say im hawving some real wvriters block on this next #cagttl part. just not a vwhole lotta material to wvork vwith here. ill get to it ewventually.
this guys like a poet or some shit right? this is high praise #cagttl https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57848a4ebb74.png
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 14: meulin leijon #petplay #substances #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl meulin. oh meulin, meulin, meulin. the original owvner of the big fat cat tats. the kitty titties. ewveryones favworite pussy cat. i hawvent met too many of these babes actually, but the ones i hawve met alvways seem to blowv me right outta the wvater. and into the wvater, if you catch my drift. dont let that frumpy grumblr girl look fool you, this gals a freak. i mean cmon, she dated *kurloz*. thats a good first point. her pan? fried. betwveen the nip a...Read more
[#nudes #nsfwv #smut #vwanilla #vwholesome #boobs #bulge #greaseraesthetic #ifyouknowvme #dontlookatmynudesplease #formyovwncomfort #andemotionalandmentalwvellbeing] (( #notgay #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl #sufferer #thesufferer #bucket #culling #lusus #lusii #cwv-lusus #imposter #the-imposter #slurry ))
she promised me shed let me out of the #contraption after vwe finished our #collab but nowv she and the other timeclones are talking about getting boba tea i dont think im getting outta this one fellas #cagttl #nsfvw #nsfwve #vwiolence #gore #body-horror #torture
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 12: damara megido #pickme #casteplay #killing #violence #substance #wslur #seadwellerfetishism #substances #cheating #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #extremelywillingcon #fartoomuchcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl evweryone vwelcome my vwery special guest @handMaid. shes here to confirm vwhat im saying and add some of her owvn thoughts. this aint gonna be an easy one, so im glad to havwe her perspectivwe (first time anyones said that, huh?). also i gotta note. i did not ask her to come help. but shes in my hivwe and vwont leavwe, and like, normally im cool vwith that, but she ...Read more
been busy tonight, but dont wvorry, the next #cagttl is coming up, wvith help from a special guest!
hey, on that note, wvere done wvith the alternian babes for #cagttl ! if theres anything you think i missed vwith the humans and alternians, lemme hear it and i can make an addendum. otherwvise, wvere heading to my hivwe turf baby. remember, follovw the tag #cagttl if you vwanna see more like this and *dont* accidentally block #cagttl or you vwont see more like this. and tag discussion of these wvith #cagttl too for the same reasons. wve dont wvant anyone missing out on the magic!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 11: feferi peixes #cheating #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing. ewveryone expects an ampora to simp ovwer the peixes and to gush ovwer em and fall cranial case ovwer strutpod and havwe some wvaguely aesthetic sexy situationship, and obvwiously i wvant all that but. i dunno. dont get me wvrong, fef is absolutely gorgeous, but shes just missing that secret sauce for me, that something something. still, i do hawve plenty of experience pulling em so lets get into it. remember roxy? similar deal here. fefs aint so hard to read, but ...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 10: wvriska serket #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl lol sorry for not making you part 8. this is about the point wvhere, if youre a highblood, you stop havwing an immediate advwantage. i mean, there might still be something if youre a lovwblood and you wvanna do some rewversal stuff going on, but i dont knowv enough about that to comment. nah, instead vwe gotta get right to this jerk-88 8a8e. shes a lot like terezi. hell, play your cards right, could get a scourge sister threesome going on. but wvhat i mean is that shes usually a bit of a paper...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 9: terezi pyrope #musk #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this gal is the reason the color teal givwes me a boner. a good terezi is one of the best vways a fella can spend a day, just ask lil makara. the #pyrump is it real and damn does she enjoy getting it spanked. if i see a rezi ill usually open up wvith a good slap to the ass, i alwvays get good reactions. if not that, at least take advwantage of her being blind to get a good look. like, i think she has some kinda superpowver or anything, that or half of em kinda forget theyre blind, but may as ...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 8: kanaya maryam #cheating #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about this part of the guide. rosie is a lesbian a lot of the time, right? and shes dating kanny a lot of the time. but the thing is, she aint alwvays. youll find plenty of the blondies vwho are just doing their ovwn thing, yknovw? but kanayas, like... nine times outta ten, theres a rose in the picture. i think theyre a cute couple and all, id lovwe to vwatch, but its wveird howv kannys alwvays an accessory to her. but okay. so vwere talking the kanayas that aint gay...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. ...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 6: alternian vwantas #notgay #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl hear me out. infinite timelines infinite possibilities. and in many of them karkat is a hot babe. there are a lotta iterations, im gonna default to using the name kat, because thats the cutest nickname for her. this is *not* about dudekats, okay? this is about bbwv cutie mutie tsunderes. thats vwhat vwere here for, okay? this is some rule 63 shit. is that problematic to say? ehh wvhatewver. vwere gonna talk about hovw to get into the swveatpants of a girlkat. firs...Read more
doing a tl;dr because i just knovw some people vwill see a para from me, not read it, and call me an asshole. please tag discussion of my series vwith #cagttl so people can filter it properly. wvink wvink.
okay lets spread the wvord. if you wvant to see my posts, *dont* *block* the *tag* #cagttl. stands for cronus amporas guide to the ladies. #cagttl. if youre gonna *discuss* my shit. please *tag* #cagttl so that anyone vwho vwants to see that discussion can be notified vwhen it comes out, and if you vwanna see that discussion, please *dont* *block* the *tag* #cagttl. together wve can make chittr a more vwelcoming place for positivwe discourse. spread the vword too about using #cagttl, i knovw im blocked by a bunch of peeps already, vwhich i get, they just cant handle me. but yeah, for ewveryones comfort an...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 4: roxy lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so i could go on and on about hovw roxy baby is pretty much perfect. but i feel like theres gonna be a lotta assumptions about vwhat im gonna say going in. look, yeah shes a recowvering soporifics addict and yeah its easy to get her to fall off the wvagon either for fun or because youre picking her apart in the right vway. but thats boring, thats lazy. its dubious. and me? i like knowving that my gals are making the choice to let me hawve my vway wvith em wvith a sound mind. still, a lil ...Read more
Cronus Ampora's Guide to the Ladies Part 3b: Jane Crocker @gutsyGumshoe #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cagttl This is a public apology and retraction of my last CAGttL. At least, the parts rewvolvwing the Ms. Jane Crocker mentioned abowve. After a long and informatiwve presentation I hawve come to the understanding that I, Cronus Ampora, cannot handle allat. She is a vwoman vwho knowvs wvhat she wvants and vwill take it. You can not handle allat either. Trust me. Those that can handle allat are beyond our mortal ken. If you wvant to try, may your gods havwe mercy upon your soul. Her Rating: Appearance...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 3: jane crocker #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so jane? lowve her, lovwe the aesthetic, sorta gal i could see vwearing a poodle skirt wvithout evwen being told to. but, outta the human babes, shes the one i hawve the least experience vwith. loads of the other three running around the bubbles, only a handful of these ones. wvevwe also got the big famous one on here, shes a bit of an outlier though. i hawvent gotten wvith her yet, but ill givwe you my read on her all the same. the most common type of jane i see is the ingenue. dre...Read more
no more posts for the night, but if you vwanna see more of my #deep thoughts, dont accidentally block the tag #cagttl okay? if you do that then you vwont be able to see my #deep thoughts, so please dont block the #cagttl tag okay? thanks <3
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, ma...Read more
wvorking on part 2 novw, just gonna note, been tagging these #cagttl. so if you wvant to see my epic posts, make sure you dont accidentally block the #cagttl tag, okay? okay
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan ...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies a prelude #nsfvw #nsfvwe #cagttl alright, the masses begged and i deliwvered. novw, i need no introduction. im cronus ampora, lovwe me or hate me, you secretly and shamefully wvant me. wvere gonna be going babe by babe, but i think itd be smart to start wvith some general stuff. most important rule: if youre hot enough you can get avway vwith anything. you see hovw the site imploded ovwer that one guy for being kinda skeewvy? it wvas because he had a receding hairline. you dont see any of that happening to anyone else, no matter hovw much theyre talking about b...Read more