
anyone vwant an unsolicited dick pic? #nsfwv

>> ¡ th¡nk ¡f anybody wanted that from you, they'd ડo1¡c¡t ¡t

no, but then it vwouldnt be unsolicited if they solicit it.

>> ¡f ¡t'ડ unડo1¡c¡ted, then they probab1y Don't want ¡t ડo we're back at ડquare one

vwell yeah, and im fine vwith that, thats vwhy im asking if anyone vwants one.

you never sent the one when you got home safe ;/

i vwont ask vwhat your problem is, the list i havwe is too long already, but knowv im vwriting this newv problem up at the tippity top of it.

i'm just sayin i got worried when i didn't hear from you, via dick pic. i told you to sext me when you got home safe an you didn't even send a 😜 let alone a 🍆. #notgay

i hope vwhen you finally decide to go through vwith it that its botched and painful.

yeah? yeah well, you know what they say about the definition of insanity: do the same thing once shame on you, do the same thing twice shame on me!!

which is to say fat chance.