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I prefer anchovvies alone.
2o tru3
A great and llooming symboll of the heirarchicall corporate hedonism of the modern age, which puts us all down. Presence their has stained its attendees soulls for the rest of eternity with it's putrid corruptive stench. Going to go rollerskating to get my mind off of this. #MySkating
You're so right, king! (I didn't go).
I have to admit, this we8site wasn't exactly what I was expecting it to 8e. I mean, it certainly is no 8u88lr, 8ut 8y this point it's 8ecome such a cesspool of 8ot accounts orchestrated to scam for 8oondollars it might as well 8e a more favora8le alternative. At least it has a generous character limit this time around, as I find that anything less than a 500 character limit to 8e practically o8scene. Although, I have some dou8ts as to its longevity. It seems like every day in the dream 8u88les there's some new kind of social media platform for ghosts dying and 8eing created. I guess that's what happens when dead young adults with infinite time eventually learn to code... Oh, right. This is my first post. Greetings and salut8tions.
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
they dont understand that evwen handsome and masculine guys like us havwe a deep and instrospectivwe side to us.
did you guys knowv im also a painter? here is a recent self-portrait i vworked vwery hard on. (only positivwe comments allowved, thanks.) https://i.imgur.com/RClWNic.jpeg
Come on nowv. That can’t be true. You’re a vwiolet, for cod’s sake.
I mEAnt thE pArt whErE thEy EnjOy sAyIng thAt-
I... dO nOt knOw mUch Of rOmAncE bUt I hAvE A fEElIng thIs Is UntrUE
he wants me so bad it makes hom look stufpid.
m sorry jade. i love you youre so nicr and wondeful. I wish my jade talked to me these fdays. i promi se im drinknig lots of water.
Oence agaain i dissapont people. but i feel good toniht.
I'm sure they'll really give you a pounding.
Ah yes, my apologies for misinterpreting. Just make sure you oil up well then, hm? If you engage in these activities. It'll make it hurt less. And be sure you prepare them before you begin 'wrestling'. Though really, you may not need to at your stature. ...#nsfw
It's not homophobia. I'm simply supporting you and your endeavor of taking these three men. Please don't misunderstand me, I know me and you have had our differences in the past. But I am over such childish issues. Please, enjoy your men. Happy Pride.
Ah. I should have realized you swung this way based on your previous behaviors. This explains a lot. How bold. I think you forgot the NSFW tag, though.
Perhaps I shall have a drink. A treat.
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I would hav£ lik£ PAID to s££ that. OMFG.
Lik£, proof? LOL
i bet you could have
I don't believe in eliminating the transfer. What is even the point of wearing lipstick if you cannot... No, I shan't say.
... Good morning. :|
Godnight
Im laydow
Always good to see younger, dumber versions of myself. Almost forgot how cute I was back then!! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/ohhi.gif
:33 < update: i flashed the band my kitty titties and equihiss dropped me.... 33:#nsfw #eridanw33k
:33 < ((I already AM. I peaked at jerma dying.
((The most awful thing in the world has hit me. There is NO BEFORUS DANCESTOR PORN. NO NAKED MUCKRAKES. FUUUUUCK!! I CANT POST NUDES!!!
1 love when people threaten me w1th vague, unassum1ng words. L1ke, yes, make me weak 1n the knees and scared for whatever retr1but1on 1s to come my way for my baaad bad behav1or. Just the thought gets my nook soaked. 1’ll be a good g1rl, maybe, 1 prom1se~ #nsfw 𓂃۶ৎ
It is with a bittersweet heart that I must announce my immediate resignation from #Crockercorp. These many years of collaboration have been the best of my life. However. It is not the place of the gods to meddle in mortal business. I understand this, now. I will be retiring to the Altar of Life, where I will live out eternity in the comfort of my friends, the other Creators, and dispense the touch of Life to all who may seek my aid. It is my duty to the people of Earth-C, my children. I love you all.
C1t1z3ns, must 1... shoot my shot?
@vorac1ous1nfovore pay attent1on to meeeeee D:< Do you not real1ze how lucky you are to get to pa1l someone as hot as me on a da1ly bas1s?? At least have some respect and qu1t 1gnor1ng me on th1s stup1d s1te 1 swear to gog you’re p1ss1ng me off >:( #nsfw 𓂃۶ৎ
I am mostly miserable and fucked up but this is my one win.
Getting drunk and pretty boys. Name a better combo.
It's nice. having people to talk to. #vagueposting
please dont thirst followv me on here. im a philosopher. (a vwery sexy and handsome philosopher vwith chiseled abs and a sharp jawvline.)
totally unrelated to my last post we should hold prongs i definitely wont steal your wallet
Ignore all my previous depressing posts. I feel great. Life is beautiful if you look for it.
1F NO ON3 PR4NKS M3 1'LL POST RUMBL3SPH3R3 P1CS #NSFW
hhey does it turn u on 2 know how desperate i am 4 ur attention?? how i would do literally anything 4 u to praise and validate me? how ur like my hero and i look up 2 u sooooo much?? do u evr think abt how u could ask me 2 do anything no matter how humiliating or fucked up and id do it bc its u asking??????? just wondering <3 #nsfw #nsfwe
being like this makes me want to be pailed while half asleep. that would fix me (probably not) #nsfw #nsfwe #somnophilia #cnc
My dms are always open I just don't recommend talking to me because it's not very fun.
maybe if i pail the ghosts, theyll let me sleep #nsfw
I wonder where my value lies. If playing the clown like this, stupidly spouting nonsense and tragedies in the most nonsensical self importance is truly my eternity. My punishment. If I attempt to get better, what will happen. Will I fade into just another Rose? Will the monotonous return to me? Am I forever fated to crave my own misery, to sabotage myself to avoid just a single moment of boredom?
To me, being bored is the worst fate I could ever face. I know this to be true.
I almost said something evwil. not cronus like.
LOOK. YOU REMEMBER BEFORUS. THE PICKINGS ARE SLIM. YOU HAVE TO HAVE. A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE. MAYBE COOLTHEY NICESCAR. IS THEIR MOST POWERFUL WARRIOR. YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER. WE'RE SELECTING FROM THE SCAREBEARS HERE.
i am so fucking thirsty #nsfw im nawt evn shitposting anymore i jus GENUINELY need 2 get fuckin obliterated by horrible man cock or i am goin 2 wither away into dust
men that r awful and/or horrible and/or pathetic and/or evil ily sm <3 i want 2 capture u in my basement n poke u w various Objects #nsfw #nsfwe
ppl yap abt big huge dicks all the time but im js sayin if u got a small dick u better believ i am suckin on that thing until ur thighs r trembling n drenched in sweat n u cant form a coherent thought anymoar :) #nsfw
(^･ω･^) < I RECORDED THE WHOLE TROLL GAGA CONCERT!!! WILL BE UPLOADING IT SHORTLY!!! #eridanw33k #Trollgaga #fuckyeathatwasawesome
i either have tØ mØve tØ eastern befØrus Ør i have tØ cull myself its the Ønly way. hashtag vaguepØsting, hashtag self harm, hashtag pØtentially. #vaguepØsting #selfharm #pØtentially
Øh. right. yØu knØw, that makes a lØt Øf sense.
uh, maybe "put me in yØur pailzØne" because it had a catchy hØØk?
i think i will prØbably. need sØme time tØ really think abØut it. yeah.
well that sure was sØme music! that yØu shared. thanks?
wait yØu're a musician? hashtag intrigued. #intrigued
Julioh, wwho is that #EridanWweek
It'z zo unfortunate how eazily you can find zomeone attractive until they open their mouth.
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
I didn't say that just to you because you're. You know. I'm an ally. #ally
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
8-> THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE, TROLL BRUNO MARS HAS BEEN MIRACULOUSLY REVIVED AT #ERIDANWEEK! SPREAD THE GOOD WORD WITH #HEISRISEN AND MAKE SURE TO BUY IN TO #BRUNOCOIN, AS ITS VALUE SHOULD ONLY SKYROCKET THANKS TO THIS ABSOLUTE MIRACLE!
>([t#is web design s#it is 2 ez rate da custom c#itter tl #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/cf23759aab50.png]
OH. Lik£, TRUST M£.
of course @ the violetbloods are gonna defend each other @ even if they are 100% in the wrong
THE TRUTH ABOUT @hopelessRomantic LOWBLOOD FETISHIZER AND MOIRAILFUCKER @ rechitt this shit @ dont let him get away with it @ i worked so hard on this troogle doc @ make him pay https://docs @google @com/document/d/1FontPZkhMncm6T4ubONGTAdR9WJ5avi5VODaSSCbbOU/edit?usp=sharing
1F YOUR3 4 D4V3 YOU SHOULD FOLLOW M3. 1M GONN4 COLL3CT COOLK1DS ON H3R3 L1K3 F1DUSP4WN C4RDS >:]
:33 < Oh wow, now I'm getting alot of lurid private messages asking to s33 MY Kitty.. #nsfw
:33 < Awww, what a sw33t thing to say!
:33 < I f33l like people furrget i'm already an older kitty... My time for love is a bit beyond me, h3333..
:33 < INTERVIEW!! We here at The Beforian Times value our system of govfurrnment dearly, and as a media outlet, we strive for nothing but to represent the best of the best, and we believe we've found one such department! Introducing: The Secretary of Degeneracy, @tentacleTherapist#7214. He work at PEACE is, as we've learned, substantial to the countinuance of fr33dom of expression, nudity, and love betw33n cultures! We sat her down for an interview and asked a few simple questions, and this is what she had to say: LEIJON: Ms. Lalonde, It is wonderful getting to m33t you for the first time, I read your book "Complacency Of The Learned". A fascinating story about wizards that I purrsonally sat down and read for hours on end upon it's original release! But tell me, as an accomplished writer yourself, what is the purpose of your department? Do you simply wander about your offices in the nude, or is there more to this story? LALONDE: Oh, no. Not at all. It's not just restricted to in-office nudity. As Secretary I'm tasked with delivering the best nsfw content to the denizens of this space, not only by posting my own photos but also by encouraging the populace to let loose and show some skin. We are an all-inclusive, all-encompassing initiative, accepting and bringing forth peoples of every shape, ability and gender. LEIJON: I s33! So it's a matter of empowering the masses to be their best, sexy selves? LALONDE: That is correct, that's our ultimate goal. We want everyone to f33l as comfortable as can be in their own skin, and what better way to do that than sharing it with the world? Titties, butts, bulges, nooks, dicks, pussies. They're all good. Sharing is caring, isn't that the maxim? If you were to ask this diligent reported her thoughts on such displays of nudtiy and thereof, I'd say go for it! Love is meant to be shared and viewed by as many people as clawsible! Spread your wings, metaphorical or literal, spread your legs even! Anything to break the barriers of what is love and beauty and be your best selves! This is Muckrake Leijon, signing off. But do tell us your opinions in the replies below, dear readers. I'm always reading them. ;3
4 grl 1s SO bor3d. gosh!!! 4nyon3 w4nn4 ch4t? >8P
todays #eridanwweek sponsor is brought to you by betty crockers neww grub infused browwnie mix yum get it wwhile theyre in limited stock dowwn at eridans bbq booth and wwhile youre at it buy some ice cold grubdogs
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
OH NO HE'S HOT #vagueposting
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lets give turbo incel misogynist a whole week right guys #patriarchy
I w9uld urge y9u all t9 6e far m9re c9nsiderate 9f the passing 9f p9pular music cele6rity Tr9ll Brun9 Mars. I w9uld like t9 pr9vide a warning in advance, as I'm g9ing t9 discuss t9pics including, 6ut n9t limited t9 #death #g9re #l9ss #grief #cy6er6ullying #casteism #drugs #alc9h9l #su6stance #parties #peerpressure #religi9n and s9 9n. N9w, f9r starters, I w9uld like t9 menti9n that many 9f my friends are high6l99ds, s9 I d9 h9pe that n9 9ne takes 9ffense when I say that this is n9t an unc9mm9n 9ccurrence f9r high6l99d parties. Vi9lence is 9ften 6aked int9 seadweller culture, as well as cl9wn religi9n, and I 6elieve it was at the intersecti9n 6etween these tw9 cultures that such a tragedy 9ccurred. F9r the safety 9f all perf9rming musical artists, perhaps in the future, we may rec9nsider h9w 'hard' 9ur parties and events sh9uld g9. Yes, even th9ugh it may 6e difficult f9r 9ur m9re vi9lent-minded high6l99d 6rethren, and may even seem like an attack 9n their rich and vi6rant culture, I truly d9 6elieve it is what is 6est f9r all 9f us. It may 6eh99f us t9 keep 9ur music v9lume d9wn, and t9 get rid 9f the drug and alc9h9l use alt9gether. Perhaps the tramp9line as well. And the 6all pit. And 6an weap9ns. That way, we can av9id further tragedy wh9lly. On that n9te, I pers9nally w9uld like t9 ap9l9gize t9 the late Tr9ll Brun9 Mars and all 9f his l9yal, supp9rtive fans. My v9ice may n9t 6e a6le t9 reach him fr9m this plane, 6ut he lives 9n in 9ur 6l99d pushers. At least, I think he d9es. I've never listened t9 his music. Irregardless, I'm sure y9u all miss him, which is the imp9rtant thing. But we must all find a way t9 m9ve 9n, as grieving t99 pu6licly c9uld very much trigger 9ur peers. That is why I am ch99sing t9 keep this p9st relatively 6rief. Thank y9u f9r reading. Enj9y the rest 9f y9ur party. Be safe.
m4yb3 you don't #bounc3on1t good 3nough.
8-> IN HONOR OF OUR DEARLY DEPARTED AND BELOVED TROLL BRUNO MARS, WE ARE LAUNCHING A SPECIALLY MINTED #BRUNOCOIN DEDICATED TO HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE AT #ERIDANWEEK. SECURE YOUR LEGACY, AND HIS, WITH #BRUNOCOIN.
F1RST 1 M1SS 3R1D4NW33K 4ND NOW 1M OUT OF FUCK1NG B33R!!! #substance C4N 1T G3T 4NY WORS3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488381895233376428/bq8p5q9.png?ex=69cc9328&is=69cb41a8&hm=386fdfa7f851fa0f7b078a739ecb9cdf704b0f73667b25974ca1a5d9310596a8
Well... Hm. I've never 8een horri8ly good at introductions, especially after how things have twisted and turned in recent times, 8ut I guess staying hidden away would 8e much worse than simply giving off a 8ad impression, no? Opinions can always improve, after all! And if someone doesn't have an opinion to form in the first place... Well, I'm getting off track. Hello, everyone. I hope you're having a nice time in whatever intermina8le time you're all respectively inha8iting.
Lik£, anything for you ;P if you lik£ promis£ to h£lp m£ g£t that trampolin£ <3
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
Lik£, ok now it's tim£ to pr£par£ for #b££fingonit to b£ #bouncingonit at #£ridanw££k #imcoming. That trampolin£ lik£ WILL b£ min£.
Oh, don't you say (Don't you say) goodbye (Goodbye) I'm here (Girl) https://i.ibb.co/Tqg9YXp4/heygirl.png
Thanks to lik£, £v£ryon£ for lik£, loving my show at lik£, #£ridanw££k!! <3 I was lik£, advis£d to lik£, k££p th£ show lik£, SFW. Sorry to any lik£, original JILARVA£ fans for th£ lack of lik£, shirt coming off. Hop£ you lik£, £njoy£d it anyway <3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/£ridanw££k.png
googole how 2 marry alien google how 2 marry alien u havnt met google how lofn should j wait til the divorce
dunking booth is rigged at #eridanweek thank god i didnt pay anything to throw shit
(^･ω･^) < CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOU PLAY WONDERWALL...
ill fuckin kill you if you do that but yeah evveryone keep a ganderbulb out for the afterparty
TO*** I'M #imcoming TO #eridanweek !!! DON'T G3T TH3 WRONG ID3A,SICKOS mew~ 💖✨
I'm #late but yes #imcoming at #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
im not at #eridanweek in person but im loving all of the streams thanks for the updates everyone it means a lot to those of us unable to attend 0v0 #imcoming around to this music also
Say you wwant the moon (Uh) Wwatch me learn to fly
Confeshshion 12: "i'm at marvus' concert rn. this guy's music is genuinely unlistenable this has to be an industry plant" Thoughtsh? #badopinions #eridanweek #marvusateridanweek #music
#nsfw #onceagainjoakplsdonotshowbulge #iamhorriblycommittedtomyfutureexhusband google show me tht guys bulge
Beautiful women save me. Save me beautiful women.
Looking forward to #eridanweek. Planning on scoping out the security around the lowblood camps. ♦️ Got to make sure our low queens are safe, right? ♦️
==C< this is why its naut ur week
hater arc part two. i do genuinely wonder how many people actually care about the guy this week is supposed to be themed around. are you actually here for the alleged subject of the week, or are you simply here for the festivities? the free shit? the support and clout you'll get from following the line? the financial gains? i guess it doesn't matter. numbers are numbers.
whats ur husband quality tht would make me resent u until we slee in separate beds
lookin 4 applicants 2 b my husband so we cna get diborced #milfjoruney
:33 < EXTRA EXTRA!!! The hottest little kitty with ALL of the dirty secpurrets is now on chittr! Any and all infurrmation on the ongoings of this hot new little website should be directed to this account's private messaging. And who knows, you may even be anonymously featured in the gossip column! Never say never, dear readers! All issues of the column will be posted here furr all to see, so be careful! You're not just on print, you're on the internet too!
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
8-> KICKING OFF #ERIDANWEEK WITH A BANG, #AMPORACOIN IS ALREADY PAST ALL PRIOR PROJECTIONS OF VALUE. IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY ON THIS, GET ON IT NOW! ACT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! HUGE RETURNS! MASSIVE DIVIDENDS! UNBELIEVABLE WORTH!
I WILL BE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. IF I SEE ANY BIGOTRY OR DISCRIMINATION AT THIS MOST HOLY OF EVENTS, THEN I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BIG MEATY FISTS.
i got too diZtracted by yanKin my Zhit clean off to poZt my aZZ. then i realiZed im not doing that for free. you want a Zlice of thiZ caKe you better be ready to pay a fucKing *premium* #nZfw
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/d4c143b78520.png Maybee video gamez could bee fun. I got thiz for cheap on GrubBook Marketplace. (( #zuggeztive #thighz #nzfw juzt in caze zo I don't get in trouble, it'z juzt her thighz.))
Gently, I'll have t9 decline y9ur 9ffer, thank y9u. I cann9t say I'd 6e interested in anything like that. I d9 n9t wish t9 see any nude 69dies, n9r d9 I wish t9 share images 9f my 9wn 69dy.
For me it's the nausea that's the worst.
((you're so fucking funny i love it))
I have a few suggesti9ns 9f ways we c9uld further 69nd as well, 6ut I w9uld l9ve t9 hear y9ur ideas first.
It's alright, Cr9nus, and I ap9l9gize if I have d9ne anything t9 make y9u feel as if y9ur c9ntri6uti9ns t9 this c9nversati9n have g9ne underappreciated. Yes, n9w that y9u rephrase it this way, I agree #n9nsexual #nudity has its place as l9ng as the sender and recipient(s) 9f said n9nsexual nude images are all 9n the same page in regards t9 its sex-neutrality. A pers9n's f9rm sh9uld 6e cele6rated, after all.
:33 < does anyone know how to get cum out of the thr33 in the morning dress n33d an answer quick #nsfw
9kay, perhaps n9t, 6ut I've already t9ld y9u I w9n't 6e d9ing that. Sexual intent 9r n9t, I am the final ar6iter 9f wh9 is all9wed t9 see what parts 9f my 69dy. Y9u can either respect my privacy at this time 9r I will have t9 6l9ck y9u fr9m accessing my p9sts.
N9? That d9esn't make any sense and I d9n't understand y9ur argument. We all need t9 take 9ff 9ur pants at s9me time 9r an9ther, it has n9 6earing whats9ever 9n a pers9n's sexual pr9miscuity.
what abØut thØse Øf us whØ can't finish if we're nØt being exhibitiØnistic? seems pretty rØugh tØ cut us Øut, man. #nsfw
you called them ignoblle. allso, you gonna bully me? the cripplle? youre fucking ablleist too now? wow man. wow.
honestlly man you shoulld do some sellf refllection if not purelly for the sin of making me agree with fucking cronus
not sure if sllut shaming is an extremelly typicall or atypicall kankri move. for shame, either way.
gg, you really did manage to get free pics by engagement baiting
What 9f what I said is all9ph96ic? As l9ng as y9u pr9ceed in a respectful, n9n-9ffensive matter, the #nsfw 6ehavi9rs y9u engage in (ideally in private and n9t 9n my Chittr feed g9ing f9rward) are n9ne 9f my 6usiness. I simply want n9 part 9f it.
hØw am i suppØsed tØ pØst spheres nØw. this is misØgyny.
hm i have realized in my quest tØ pØst my nØthing spheres i dØn't actually knØw hØw tØ spØiler an image, let alØne embed it. #mynØthing
https://cdn.imgchest.cØm/files/689ff2dbba4f.png #nsfw #mynØthing
only recently realized i was a woman sorry dude #mynothing
N9, 9f c9urse I w9n't 6e d9ing that. Y9u sh9uld kn9w that. I have n9 intent 9n c9ntri6uting t9 the de6auched #nsfw epidemic 9n this we6site. I 9nly c9mmented t9 gently pr9vide an alternative t9 y9ur harmful language, which I thank y9u f9r swiftly c9rrecting.
you wiZh your aZZ waZ aZ voluptuouZ aZ mine #nZfw
xXx (( i may b jad3blud but dont think fur a S3COND that im prissy lik3 doz stuckup nookwhiff3rz )) xXx
is this just engagement bait to get mutants to comment their asses?
per my previØus chit, hashtag my nØthing. #mynØthing
as a reg11stered #mutant, th11s 11s 11nc0rrect. my ass 11s huge and my bulges are s0 l0ng #nsfw
OH MY CONDY I $EE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. CARRY ON, BIG BOY.
one time i li<ked one of those hairdressing poles during winter and my tongue wrapped around it like an extra stripe <an't re<<omend
xx HOW DID U KNOW (╥﹏╥) xx xx SOME GIRLIES HAVE ALL THA LUCK.... xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
W)(at t)(e fuck? 38/
Not photochopped but ≈hatever, my guy. [Posts another selfie in front of a mirror flexing ≈ith a raised bro≈ looking at the camera]
Just haven't ran into the right one I suppose. I ≈ISH I ≈as flatter #nsf≈
Look you got one tit pic out of me, no≈ you're just being greedy
i bind these things be<ause the last time i didn't someone died
Couldn't Be Me
[Proceeds to post self of herself usual fit and godDAMN girl ho≈ is she not knocking herself out ≈ith those]
ask on3 of th3 cool3r highbloods that i'<3 s3nt orb pics to th3y'll t3ll u that ur wrong
LINK STILL BUSTED. AND THERE'S NO WAY TO DELETE POSTS. WELL. I'LL BE COMMITTING RITUAL #SUICIDE. FOR THE PURPOSES OF ATONEMENT. SORRY CRONUS.
minecraft
not to sound like Cronus or whatever, but the Pussy seriously be THAT good if it caused Chittr to crash
If i lik£, s££ who£v£r has that lik£, singl£ p£rson trampolin£ at lik£, #£ridanw££k I WILL b£ lik£, fighting th£m. I lik£, N££D to b£ #bouncingonit. #imcoming
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
Lik£, OMG <333 I lik£, can't wait to s££ you £ith£r lik£, OMG ;P #bouncingonit #imcoming #£ridanw££k <33
n4h. th3 l4st push of 3ffort 1s gonn4 h4v3 to b3 you h1tt1ng m3 up. >:] sorry, 4mpor4.
I AIN'T CAT CALLIN'. I'M COMPLIMENTIN'. I AIN'T REDUCIN' YOU TO AN OBJECT. I'M ADMIRIN' YER BEAUTY BEFERE ME BECAUSE I AIN'T EVER SEEN SO MANY RIDONCULOUS BABES ABOUT. ALSO, LOTS A NICE RACKS. #NSFW
I was taking some time to construct a post, here; something engaging, stimulating. I was considering a short analysis on the works of Poe I'm revisiting. But that would go against the trends here. Far too Beta of me. #nsfw ?
I will lik£ g£nuin£ly lik£ fight you for this. No jok£. I n££d to b£ #bouncingonit at lik£, #£ridanw££k. I will lik£ fight you for this. Lik£, look out.
uggghhhhhh. f111111111111n3. 1'm sur3 you just gor3gl3d thos3 t3rms but 1'll H3LP you 4 L1TTL3. m4yb3 mor3 th4n th4t s1nc3 th4t s1nc3 th4t w4s so..... y'know. >:]
1 d1d not m34n to w1nk.
4lr1ght 4lr1ght, f1n3. try. >;] 1 d4r3 you.
OF COURSE. BECAUSE OF COURSE *YOU'VE* BEEN. COLOR ME UN-FUCKING-SURPRISED
yall.......... mommaz got big news but idk how mach yallwld liek...... get it ??
1t's gonn4 b3 h3ll4 h4rd 1s 4ll 1'm s4y1ng.
you'r3 gonn4 h4v3 to try 4 LOT h4rd3r th4n th4t to g3t MY h3lp. >8]
AFTER MY ARREST, NOT ONLY WAS I FORCED INTO THIS MASSIVELY STUPID HANDCUFFS FOR THE REST OF MY PITIABLE LIFE. BUT MY HIVE WAS REPOSSESSED BY THE BEFORAN STATE AND TURNED INTO THE MOST CONTEMPTIBLE THING YOU COULD CONSTRUCT ON ANY PLANET: A FUCKING COMBINATION FLAVOR DISK KILN AND CRAFT BREWERY.
1t 41n't 3v3n your d4y, b4b3.
[[ To the Cronus Kalian is having an arguement with, I love you and thanks for making me have a chuckle xD ]]
cronus 1t 1s NOT your w33k bro!!!
Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.
I've become somewhat transfixed by a new trading card game. Something about the allure of learning alongside triumphing over others in an arena of ideas has warmed my petrified lump of ire clogged ventricle valves embedded in my chest. https://i.imgur.com/79hoiLv.png #WitchChittr #Occulism #Gacha #WikiPulldiaHours
Lik£, old pictur£ of my lusus! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lususpic3_1.png
we got H2D da biggest alternian troll band evr cummin nd many othrs! we culd proly convince troll cher 2 cum 2 :3 also y wuld i hate my fellow bois when im one?? u just a woman hater :/
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
1 4m f33l1ng th1ngs 1 should not f33l 4nd 1t's 4ggr4v4t1ng m3 lowk3y. 1 m34n 4 l1ttl3 b1t.
I know when it comes to trolls reproductive organs, there's nooks and there's bulges. Can a troll have both? Do trolls have both? Visual learner, by the way. #nsfw
Any cute highbloods wanna cuddle to cool me down? Mwah <3.
girl help im crine ;-;
Confeshshion 9: "@aeneasCaldarium is like, a total sexpot, me and evwery one of my gal friends cant get enough of him" Thoughtsh? #nsfw #liar #lying #nottrue #falsehood #deception #dishonesty
>([#ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/9e1aa4898544.png]
There's so many handsome men on here. What's a girl like me to do?
My hips are ALSO hurting. It sucks being such a big titty, big booty having gorgeous woman. #slightnsfw
I love when any Cronus pops up on my feed. I need that man biblically.
A prretty lady told me to treet my sefl witha drink Wow I lvoe women soooo mcuh #substance
Yes, I am practically begging. Oh Cronus, please. Call me bad nicknames and spam react to my every post. I'm so desperate for your excellent way of talking to women where you make them sound like objects. Or when you begged me to call you a good boy when you drooled and fucked yourself with such masculine alpha male domination. I am fighting back the crowd to get a word in. Please, sign my first born, yadda yadda, blah blah, dumb. #nsfw
Final post before bed. The horrorterrors were particularly caring tonight. See you all in the morning. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/5979/sample_65a87a51b1ca56a640411557a178a63e.jpg?6800056 #nsfw
<3-Kill-one-of-every-pokemon,-fuck-biochemical-bomb,-diamonds-1-billion-lions.-#nsfw
(^･ω･^) < GRINDING HARD ON THESE SHIPCOURSE DRAWINGS!!! #shipcourse #art #ihatedrawinghair!!!
@coolSkeleton and @legendaryFartmaster are currently fighting over which is the prime primary color. Red. Or blue. I am intervening with the hopes of reaching a steady resolution. I offered to combine to broker peace on both sides. Much tinkering and compromise proved necessary. But I give you Superred Ultrablue. A brand new color. Featuring all the best parts of red and the red-grettably tolerable aspects of blue. Intermixed into a finely brewed concoction. https://i.imgur.com/WtrwSIB.png #WitchChittr #TheOccult #ColorTheory #SuperredUltrablue #NoBonesAboutIt #BestColor
....Really not beating the uhaul allegations.
I am incensed to admit this is...did...did you just attempt to write that in iambic pentameter? She BAKE my FUN-er-al MEATS un-TIL i COLD-ly FUR-nish FORTH the MAR-riage TA-bles. Disgusting. Somewhat clever. Tepid. Revolting. The Bard would be proud. Utterly infuriating.
Reading is a skill. https://i.imgur.com/G9SHUJs.png #NotVagueposting #LiteraturePosting #CronusAmpora #anusrectumAsinineincompetence @anaerecticAppetence
Oh, goddamnit.
Apologies if you caught a stray by being tagged in this post. I am attempting to avoid drawing in the malfeasance that is @aeneasCaldarium
That, Cronus, is emphatically what she said.
Keep it up. I imagine this was said in immediate succession with a disappointing inability followed hard upon.
It's still not quite clicking for me either. Maybe it's a performance issue? Don't feel bad. I assure you, you are not alone just because you are liable to die as such when you shrug off this mortal coil to the applause of many. Countless men your age grapple with this sort of thing all the time.
OH NO 1 DO 1 JUST 3NJOY M4K1NG P3OPL3 3XPL41N B4D 1NNU3NDOS UNT1L TH3Y'R3 UNCOMFORT4BL3
guys lets dogpile report this account so he gets banned and cant post anymore. vwhos vwith me?
Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png
CHOOMFS W1TH B3N3F1TS #NSFW
1 ST1LL DON'T G3T 1T YOU'R3 GO1NG TO H4V3 TO 3XPL41N WHY 1T'S FUNNY
3XPL41N.
Y34H WH4T'S YOUR PO1NT
SOM3T1M3S W3 STOP 1NTROSP3CT1V3 4S MUCH 4ND WH3N W3 DO TH4T'S WH3N TH3 STUD13S L1K3 TH1S COM3 FOR TH3 THRO4T
Historically what hasn't came with the packaging taken off?
Fight back. Retaliate in full. Don't take it laying down...but...take it? Hmm, I believe I am getting my malapropisms mixed up.
There are many ways one can stim.
hello chittr censored your post you dm it to me please please
Oh. https://i.imgur.com/9lZFqYf.png #NSFW #ClinicalPsychologyPosting #Seen
Where are all the hot bitches with no standards, i know they exist how the fuck else do half of you inebriated freaks of nature continue to spring up? #realquestions
It's refreshing to+ see yo+u up to+ the same so+rt o+f thing as usual.I ho+pe fo+r yo+u sake that it wo+rks o+ut fo+r yo+u so+metime.
Enjo+ying tea by myself, keeping a clo+se eye o+n the rising sun o+ver the ho+rizo+n with a bo+o+k o+n the desk in fro+nt o+f me. I'm missing o+nly so+meo+ne to+ share it with, but it's perfect even witho+ut that. I ho+pe yo+u're all enjo+ying this turn fro+m night to+ day as well.
Why is it that this algorithm never 8lesses me with fourteen of the same alluring women, each one more captiv8ting than the last, trailing 8ehind me like a digital entourage. Instead I arrive to find another altern8te of the slimiest man I know is following me .
What is beautiful princess disorder and why am I facing accusations of dysfunction.
Some people hate so hard it makes them look stupid. If you wanted a kiss, all you had to do is ask. #vaguepost
At this point, I am regarding my own sobriety with mounting regret.
Oh, there's a varmint around here, all right.
Oh.
Yes it does!!!! >:(
Not€ to s€lf; tr¥ to g€t s₩imming l€ssons from som€on€ ₩ho ₩ont tr¥ and dro₩n ¥ou.
>([take a look in da mirror miss bake n s#ake]
I'm going to perform some brief research to decide if I now hate you or not.
What the hell is a shortstack.
Shortstack.
What the hell is Beforus.
Its not t)(at I've never done anyt)(ing before. I need t)(e connection first. #nsfw
If I was trying to manipulate you I would do it easy, I was just trying to be honest. Anyways, I should get on with my day. Good luck, sweetcheeks.
good puns an good humor = makins of a good guppy
lov doin fucked up science. wait till i tell yall aboat betty crocker cuz i worked )(ard on dat gurl #illgiveua)(int #s)(esinac)(amber #cryogenic #mindcontrol #)(umanbody #s)(escreamsw)(ens)(eunfreezeslol
I just mean I think 5 years could pass and you'd still accept a dm. But also, yeah. Pretty easiliy. Clingy seadweller? I already have one bothering me every other day. Have you ever at least tried hard to get instead of message-stalking botherations? It's sad. Pitiful, really.
You seem desperate enough that I don't think you would ever actually deny letting a woman talk to you. It's sad. #sad. not exactly once in a lifetime that way.
I was so close to messaging you for psychoanalysis purposes but I think I need to take a moment to stop being disgusted by every message you send me. Yikes.
euuuuug)(
You really make a girl want to drink before she talks to you. But then make her not want to drink at the idea she might make horrific mistakes if she does. You make me feel both a need to drink and a disgust towards it. How do you manage this.
yay 3B-)
LET'S ALL RANK PEOPLE BY THE COLOR OF THEIR BLOOD. AND THE STEREOTYPES ATTACHED TO THEM. #YAY
Don't call me that. But maybe. The idea isn't awful, I already know some things about you others do not seem to.
Hm. There is something psychologically I would like to tear apart about you.
Like, people are mad at you for being sattracted to women? What oppressive behaviors are they exhibiting? I feel as though this lacks any clarification.
Letting Dsprite take my phone was decidedly a good idea. It was a very good night last night.
s)(ould do a )(emospectrum tierlist sometime cuz i gots opinions. not reeely aboat w)(os betta cuz das just alreedy in order, but aboat w)(os most fun 3B-)
You thought in egregious error.
1 do not r3gr3t th4t 1m4g3 1 post3d, but 4lso 1 h4v3 r3c31v3d NO b1tch3s. 1 thought th1s w4s th3 k3y to r3c31v1ng b1tch3s. Th3 b1tch s1mul4tor.
You know you c4n't touch th1s.
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
I knoww wvhat happens wvhen I decide to be nice to you.
OMG. Lik£ what?? OMFG ar£ you lik£ ok????
#nsfw Not sorry. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/6694/c1c20554dc4413c3406ab8bef6b91165.jpeg?7640124
My boss lik£, is lik£, giving m£ som£ tim£ off and I lik£, don't know what to do with that fr££ tim£ and I lik£, miss th£m UGH OMFG.
i need to go pick thing up today like karkats charger but thinking about leaving my hive makes me feel extremely sick and afraid i think i am going to have to do it later 0n0”
btu then how would hhe get his emtoional support pockey kankri
>([just put a p#oto of #im in an amulet and deploy it to invoke #is image and name like some kinda font of great power]
hwat
wait what what does this mean hello can uou tell me what this messgae is trying to convey does it have something to do with the other cronus or not hello please reply wuicjly
This is a real cultural crisis for all Trollkind.
She has, yet again, risen https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7792/sample_3e749501a0e770c52edbe2f095084433.jpg?8897147 #nsfw
aare yo iu serious
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
What do you mean by this.
nooo. for smart raasons.
Not escapotng the seadweller liker allegations.
you evwer notice that after a certain hour this vwebsite becomes a tvwilight zone of alcoholic or horny people posting the first thought that comes to their mind? so anyvways, vwhos up cranking their hogs tonight?
Pretty girls in my phone.
I keep zoning out lately.
u fuys get 1 (one) hornt up post from me let me in dem clown seadweller n bronze totties #nsfw
:( 💋H N💋 WHY W💋ULD Y💋U WANNA GET THEM 💋FF 💋F THEIR SHELVES UNLESS... Y💋U WANNA G💋 THR💋UGH THEM IN DE💋TH AND THEIR CHEMICAL MAKEUP?????!!! YES! I'M S💋 WINNING
WHAT’S A GILL G💋TTA D💋 T💋 GET S💋ME💋NE INTERESTED IN HER R💋CK C💋LLECTI💋N???? LITERALLY PICKED 💋UT THE PRETTIEST 💋NES AND ALL AND HE W💋N’T RESP💋ND T💋 MY “Y💋U UP” TE~X💋X💋~T LIKE E~X💋X💋~CUSE ME F💋R WANTING Y💋U T💋 SEE MY CRYSTALS #WHYD💋ESTHISALWAYSHAPPEN #NSFW 💋R S💋 I’M T💋LD??
@C4L1GUL4S4QU4R1UM P1CK UP YOUR TR4SH OUT OF MY COMM3NTS
GUY QU1CKLY HUNG UP ON M3 4FT3R 3S3X #WH4TD4TM34N #NSFW
♰ becoming the subject of my own work... is it too self-centered..? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05437e4c757e.png #nsfw ♰
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
I love drinking Water from my Opaque Waterbottle.
My son spends one day on this platform and tries to embarrass me immediately. He is SO lucky that he's my precious baby boy. otherwise i would kill him #violence #gore #iwouldguthimlikeafish
pparties are very frightening but i am so lucky (hehe) that my good friend clover is here with me #teatime
lol just watched mymom trip on her own cape check this out https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tripped.gif
The people have spoken, they ψant to see my boobs. I ψill oblige you in a feψ hours.
That is the m9st Cr9nus 9f the Cr9nii that I had seen yet. #sure #I'll f9ll9w him
Dave posted this from my phone for the record.
I don't think either apply to you, really.
Good morning everyone. Or, good afternoon? I didn't get much sleep last night so I admittedly slept through most of the morning.
I think perhaps I shall go to the bookstore today.
it sounds like th seadweeller is the non negoutbale
Hoψ many of you ψould like to see my tits? #nsfψ
In search of a DILF. Qualifications: not a seadweller and preferably not still married. Second half up for debate.
If I get more likes i'll post a tit picture.
H4PPY SLUT S4TURD4Y TO MY F3LLOW SLUTS!! #NSFW
licking ur face 👅 licking ur face 🥰👅 lickin tf outta ur cute pretty sexy CUTIE FACE 🤪👅🥰💘🍬💖💗💙🍫
I keep finding myself in situations like this. Maybe I'm not that good at knitting. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/12/2ccee9d46c812848e36f719244bf1a384ebfa07c.png
Why so much pity! Is a little respect for the caste system that outlandish. I'm not a 100% stickler for it...I'd lose so much clientele if I refused service from all those lower than my caste. I harbor no hatred nor pity for those under my shade. All clients are equally above me 💚 I just love it as a hierarchy of power~ #hemospectrum #respect-the-color #nsfw (I'd still let a rustblood step all over me and degrade me~)
Seeing Cr9nus' alternative self acting with remarka6le grace has g9t t9 6e 9ne 9f the m9re startling displays 9n this we6site. ... N9t that I'm c9mplaining...
Baddies, ψhere are you? Reveal yourself.
Of coeurs size matters!!!! No 1 wants..... a small glass of wine! 😂😭 chers!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30baef9f3ab0.webp
@aeneasCaldarium @mellis9nantEleuther9mania Indeed, and I ap9l9gize f9r n9t 6eing a6le t9 step in and rectify the situati9n a little s99ner. This s9rt 9f language implies an internalizati9n 9f n9t 9nly hem9ist ideals, 6ut 9f xen9ph96ic 9nes as well. N9t t9 menti9n it runs the risk 9f crass antitherianism if y9u happen t9 6e an iterati9n 9f Cr9nus that identifies with humanness (n9t t9 make assumpti9ns, I am just speaking fr9m my 9wn experience with 9ther versi9ns 9f y9u). While it is n9rmal and even healthy t9 have min9r c9nflicts with pe9ple, I urge y9u, Detrik @mellis9nantEleuther9mania, t9 ch99se y9ur w9rds a l9t m9re carefully in the future. Remem6er, n9 9ne "6el9ngs" under any9ne's 699t.
「 And I won’t apologize. I’m not going to lie and say I’m sorry about something I am decidedly not sorry about. That would be unnecessary and self-aggrandizing and, frankly, just as rude as being honest is. Besides. I stand by what I said about someone incapable of respecting others as more than, functionally, sex objects, being beneath me in some way. Respect is earned, not owed, and you have more than shredded any facsimile of goodwill or respect I possessed towards you as a baseline for a stranger. Call back when you grow the emotionally intelligent part of your pan and I might reconsider. ⥮
The site won't allow me to pity react anymore. Is there something wrong with pitying the poor? Having mercy for the weak? Mocking the Amporas? #ButThePitifulMassesAwait #KMS
((thank you! it's one of my favorite bits to do with kankri, and i am so glad someone appreciates his stupid hypocrisy))
That's l9vely, Cr9nus. I t99 am an avid supp9rter 9f #les6ians and their right t9 identify h9w they ch99se in regards t9 their r9mantic and/9r sexual preferences.
Tried to do new sk8 tricks and fell directly on my fucking ass. Someone saw me 8ut I saved myself the em8arrassment 8y mindmagicking them off a fucking cliff. This shit is for losers anyway! >::::(
yeah we're gonnnna beat you to death with explodinng hammmmers. sorry it's the onnly way
mme annd a pack of wild butches are goinng to stormm your locationn like it's d-day
Cro dis might nawt b the take u tink it is </3
contd OFFICIAL STATEMENT jane n i do NOT share a sexy quadrant or two of them or both at the same time or however it works i misspoke i didnt KNOW ok! #NoSexyQuads #nsfw
JANE TAKE ME BAAAAAACK #WeRntFuckingThoIPromise #nsfw
Then it's time to search for another target.
If he doesn't look for you at your normalest, he doesn't deserve you at your sluttiest.
but roseeee he doesnt look for me at my anythingggg
sumtimes i wish i didnt hav 2 shake my ass and get mega fucked up 4 him 2 look my way :( #nsfw #substance #angst
she let me hiiit because iii have total domiiiniiion over her miiind >:.) #nsfw #nsfwe
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
It’s An Event Tied To His Crypto Currency Called “eridancoin” Or “amporacoin” I Forget Which It’s Called
>>hat is a chaser and >>hy do they keep calling me that
I t)(ink I'll avoid turning on air drop again for a w)(ile. T)(e amount of propositions in exc)(ange for temporarily )(ives)(aring was V--ERY bold. #iwontbecallinganemoneonedaddy #w)(att)(es)(ell #nsfw
beac)(es )(ate my #woke mind and my #conquestcoded )(obbies
Currently thinking about my distain for gift giving. Or rather, the way I seem to view it as a challenge or competition. Dave picked me up some little trinket at the store the other day, a cat charm, and the scorn of it being cutesy and undermining my serious and un-childlike demeanor bothered me to the point I spent the past few days getting him a gift that could be seen as equally if not twice as much scornful as well as more expensive and heartfelt so he knows I put in more effort than him, while still acting like I did not. Imagine my surprise when he seems genuinely happy about it and then hangs it up in his room. At first my mind told me he was attempting to insult me, but I realize there have been no counter attacks yet. I think I need to reevaluate how I view these things.
come on come on come on please please pleasse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2db480dfbce2.png
I hadn't expected my comment section to come to death grips over whether or not one can (I'm learning the term is) "vacillate" between quadrants willy-nilly. I received answers judging the action from vaguely cringeworthy to the borderline unacceptable. I still don't know what to think.
But Roxy. We're both...wearing makeup. Of contrasting color palettes.
Beating off two fellas at once is no small feat! Your flowers are well deserved compadre.
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
haha omg hhi *shoving all my gay stupid yearnposts under my bed* wwow fancy seeing u here i was beigbg so nnormal and not fantasizign about t you obsessively lolz #nsfw
abywayz big beefy aliens i am availabl 4 dinner
ill just say it i dont think most a you wwere actually gettin #oiledup last light you just saww me doin somethin bravve and commendable and the masses sought to ride my coattails as per fuckin usual
Lik£, h£y Cl£mti! Ar£ you lik£, back y£t? Haha. Im lik£, twirling my hair and lik£ all dr£ss£d up. Lik£ unr£lat£d to th£ post. HAHA.
:33< *ac pats your shoulder* its okay im sure youll find someone!!!
:33< guys i win, THE FURREAKING GRAND HIGHBLOOD called me a cute meowtherfucker
Getting threaten by soomeoone loower caste than yoou is soo unserioous sure broo call yoour legislaceratoor i'll have sex with him #nsfw
Hmm. 6/10
She rises #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1361/77ecc0d63bdbf4ef09fd01a8fbeaded8.png?10914325
I am, but unfortunately I'm not getting pictures taken. I'm a bit busy. Maybe next time.
Hv u evr tried whipped bod wash?
👁️🗨️ as for stopping curses, first you need to find the source of the curse. probably person but it could also be an ancient artifact or particularly vindictive tree. Then you need to destroy it, Mel prefer to use copious amounts off fire in most cases. 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 89 59 35 73 19 49
👁️🗨️ not what this thread was for but sure so first when you're in the dark you gotta close your eyes and fumble around for uh bit while saying outloud "It's Dark In Here!" and "Anybody Got A Light?" trust Mel, Mel have seen it in movies all the time. Then once you have stumbled out of the dark, open your eyes and then it won't be dark anymore. If it's still dark you didn't do it right, just keep trying 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 93 57 61 74 23 37
...........Why 1s 3v3ryon3 o1l1ng up?
8-> A MAN ABOUT TOWN SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK HIS BEST! THAT'S WHY I HAVE SUITS FOR EVERY OCCASION! (spruikoh on twt) https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0PbmFeXMi4AAAAd/bytcon-krypto-vast-error.gif
my hi>e, >>hene>er baby~ ill drop the link...
When they grab your hips and you can feel the callouses.. when you writhe beneath the touch as hot breaths graze your neck until you're begging for it to match the roughness those callouses reflect.. when they finally bite you and sharp teeth pierce your nape. Thinks to think about. #nsfw
yo wait am i missin oil talk. i got so muc)( glubbin oil w)(en i ruled eart)( lol it was crawsome. got so muc)( $$$ fore it.
You know what? I've got one more for you all, since you've been such dears. [attached an image. Ahdeat hasn't gotten any less naked clothing wise, but now she's posed kneeling on the seat of the throne, a guitar slung over her front that she's playing... not that it hides any of the modesty. Of course, she's also still coated quite thoroughly in that oil.] Also, #nowplaying Frostbite - Parkway Drive #cryogenicradio #oiledup #nsfw
thanks !! see u soon big boy
T)(row sea salt over your s)(oulder.
>>ell only to be sure im not >>orking >>ith them
Hi, everyone! Most of my friends are already on here, so I figured I should join as well. I have a strawpage that you can ask questions to! (I'd love to provide an answer to whatever question you have.) anchoredglow.straw.page
Counter calling out @coralConviviality for being the biggest girls girl- or shall I say gills gill, I have ever seen. Wonderful night.
#oilingup [attached an image. A completely nude, rather buxom cerulean troll, draped over her icy throne, bulge and breasts on full display- of course, she is also oiled up, the cool light of whatever frosted room she's in glistening off her body as she gives her seductive 'wink' to the camera, despite both of her eyes being closed] #nsfw
♯reply with ♯yourweaknesses ♯nowronganswers
totally unrelated to the current trend on my timeline right now but just reminding everyone that if you post a link to an image in the chit text box the image will show up for everyone allowing everyone and me included to see what the image is maybe what youre doing right now (tags: #oilingup, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
You really think I could. A girl suchah as me. Could partake in some fried potatoes . oh to dream of such a thing.
Are those like regular fries bit with fish. ?
── ✦ HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE N⚢RMAL VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D ⚢N THIS WEBSITE. F⚢⚢D F⚢R TH⚢UGHT.
its gone its all gone wworthless
the dilf id married. do i still go for it. it is remingding me of myex wife and i think i might jusgt go home instead. life is so eivl.
loogkin for other middle aged & middle sized moms who r proud to be MID!!!!!!!!! We are sharing relatable, interesting, funny, & creative content all about home life, skincare, style, fmaily nd golf, too!
1F TH3R3S SHORTST4CKS DO3S TH4T M34N TH3R3S LONGST4CKS
Anyways in temrs of somehtin less related to all of this. Have you all ever actually read Kant? I find that people will parrot sentiments from him and not actually know the deeper meaningds of his works. It i s dissapoitning.
You won’t believe in magic until you spend a night with me at one of my mocktini bikini parties
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
Sometimes I forget to reblock him and then I chedkc my phone and see 47 messages about how wwere made for eachother . and sometimes i give in. but tonigth there is a beautiful father i have my eyes set on. wow.
im pure and dainty! my >irginity is intact and i am just a girl no lie!!! #nsf>>
Is he fucking vagueposting about me.
L.O.L! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/483df09109c7.jpeg
T)(ey ask me, 'princess, w)(at do you do wit)( all your free time?' Offer my skills as t)(e local Witc)( of Life. --Encourage my people to keep t)(eir )(eads above water. Get beac)(es )(ook, line, and sinker. 3B) JUST KIDDING! #oarami?
im al>>ays here if you need an easy score bt>>
Like I said, s)(ow up at t)(e next cons and you s)(ould sea me t)(ere. Get a picture, post a )(as)(tag and spread t)(e fun! 38)
They must live tragic and pitiful existances.
Prawncess, now t)(at's a N--EW one. Let's sea. . . Sailor Moon, Princess Serenity, Marceline, Flame Princess, Daenerys Targaryen, Ariel. . .
You can catc)( a glimpse at t)(e next con! Cosplaying is one of my many, many, MANY )(obbies.
nofin betta t)(an bitin into a coconut 3B-) cept maybe wipin out a native species from existance
Ocray but w)(at do you mean t)(at I can't cosplay Princess Leia in t)(e absurd )(uman year 2026? #it)(inkilookgoodint)(atmetalbikini
I will give you ear scratches and in exchange you have to listen to me explain how I think your behavior was formed via your childhood and get into your Freudian slips.
Try this again when I'm drunk. Rose with Cramps cannot put up with you. I have some standards. At least sober.
I guess I should put on something nice. Which is hard to do, whilst feeling like garbage, but there are some things that are worth it. Like going to the bar, ordering a long island, and then going immediately home because I am not in the mood to mingle.
The liquor store is closed. Fuck. Do I go to the bar for this.
Should I...text my ex........?
)(--ELLO to all of my followers. Just keep swimming! And PL--EAS--E pick up your litter on t)(e beac)(es. T)(e ecosystem will t)(ank you. #seariouslyt)(etras)(problemisfuckingunreal
dont piss me off
OOC: I love when people take an existing character/person and just color them grey and add horns it's the funniest shit
↗️I AM DUALINVESTING #ERIDANCOIN AND #RUMBLECOIN AGAIN. THE METEORIC RISE IN NUMBERS ENTICES ME I GUESS.↗️ ↘️this is what i need.↘️
:33< hang on i got this i know how to get bitches X00< PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASS333333333333 (with rizz)
8-> THE ABSOLUTELY EXPLOSIVE GROWTH OF #AMPORACOIN AND #RUMBLECOIN BRIEFLY CRASHED THE CHITTR SERVERS! UNREAL!
)(-----------ELLO C)(ittr! )(ow are eeling tonig)(t? )(ave you remembered to water your plants? Yourselves? Let's start off wit)( a positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I look CUT--E in t)(ose )(eels.'
8-> #AMPORACOIN CONTINUES TO GROW STRONG! WE PROJECT MASSIVE GROWTH DURING #ERIDANWEEK!
Just got c4ll3d 4n "41LF" by on3 of th3 young3r trolls. Wh4t do3s th1s m34n?
I think you'd look good if you stopped at the stubble some kinda shadow goin on
among other htings yeaaaa
ill be dammed
more facial hair can only be a good thing
aint no way there was a kankri round these parts w facial hair and i didnt sea it
i take back my hate i wanna sea this
1 w1ll post 4 s1ngl3 nud3. 4nd no mor3. Pr3p4r3 yours3lv3s. #nsfw
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
Dating applicati0ns are 0pen S0me qualities i am l00king f0r: - fucking nerd apparently - 0ld as hell (0pti0nal) - suicidal
:33< we are all familmewre with girls kissing :33< now get this next bit :33< catgirls kissing :33< with tongue!
cute purplblud babe putty in my hnds as i suck her bulge nd fingers her nook #nsfw
sho>> the class dear
:33< big fat cat tats :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw ish
Hungover and regretful.
Psychoanalysis is less fun when you do it about yourself. I simply think there should have been more traumatic events in my childhod to explain the way that I am, because the alternative is it is just my fault, and that feels bothersome as a solution. Surely my mother has to have had more to do with this. I will continue searching. Maybe I have forgotten a scornful past because it was simply too hard to bare?
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/14/70d92853a000bb67489980cf753053b6e1aeccee.jpg Woke up like this. #nsfw
I'm going to go take a shower, who's coming with? https://open.spotify.com/track/26AYR77170U49cMcXB7aRV?si=03a6ad49c5024da6 #nsfw
Getting dressed to go out. Never mind the silly caption. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/f612e36f6e66243c26425e6bccf313c9529f1c53.png #nsfw
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/8eea59888e1d6b047732217cc0f9f6e8a38ebeec.jpg #nsfw Posting this solely for the purpose stated on my previous chitt. Also, new little number that I bought. Thoughts?
#MomTip Drink, drink, drunk, & repete 2 make the day bttr! #Substances
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALWAY$ PO$TING ABOUT BOUNCING. "BOUNCING ON THI$" "BOUNCING ON THAT" OKAY, TRAMPOLINE.
not now kitten, daddys gettin imahinary points on chittr for beign funny
NOT POSTING SPHERES. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
DID CONSIDER POSTING SPHERES AS COMMUNITY ACTIVITY. BUT DECIDED ALREADY TOO SEXUALIZED. PERVERTS DON'T NEED ENCOURAGEMENT.
SHE LET ME HIT. BECAUSE SHE FETISHIZES EAST BEFORAN CULTURE.
soooozzzzz i THINK theres enuff mamaz on here 2 ask this one: wat does ur litl angle get up 2 (liek hobbyz n suxh) that U hve recntly been all "lemme get on that 2 bbygrl" (4 bonding shore but jst in gen) cuz FAR ME its been crochet (#myrosie does knittink) (shes SHO good) (im le dawg at it) #momssticktogether #mamaposting #preciousangels
BLAME THE PATRIARCHY.
Bc alot of ppl liek it rough nd kinky #nsfw
i nevr got the notfi for dis kmsinggggg!! yesh <3 nd cuz ur a dork
°0 Yes. Then ride at full speed into the nearest wall and merge with the wreck. #gore (3-) 0°
N33D TO G3T M3 4 CH3W TOY.
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
okay now that i have your attention... petzz pleazze
who izz it about then!! gozzzzip with me σ:3
izz there zzomething wrooooonnng? 𓁹‿𓁹
everyone make me the mozzt popular for nooo other reazzon other than it'd be funny and i'm cute and i dezzerve it mozzt ㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ
oh
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
wwao.../...//// um.. hw are you and that othjer you aree you two still talkigns and open minded or noo
ah ii dontk mean anythign byu that gomen gomen gomen
I can understand this. I love women, really. But I suppose I have more issues surrounding them. I likely draw this back not to my actual preference, but rather my issues with my (see: our) mother that led me to having an admittedly large sense of internalized sexism. Our only female figure was always there being... detached. Wheras the lack of a father figure makes the desire for male validation upsettingly desireable. I do wish that I was not so simply swayed by these things, but you cannot stray far from your childhood.
sometimes i see the way people chit at others and i imagine someone chitting at me that way and i get so sweaty i need to wipe my hands on my deskside towel to continue working (tags: The Rankmaid/Imaginary Chittr User, sweat, casual flirting, teasing, quadfree flirting, quadfree teasing, tissues in my nose, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
wat do they put in ibugprofenz 2 make them SO helps u ??? whjdsf zomg i BUG profen.. magine dat.. a litl bitty bug goin up in ur body 2 make ya pain go away (litcherally jus made myself SO sobbz rn) #drugs #medication #ibugprofen NEW TAG for da masses (mommaz originallll)
imm catchin g it. subtext ijs not exactly soenthing i struggle with. thhen i suppose i could say im intersested.
👁️🗨️ Your future for Love is looking grim... Romance beckons but continues retreating toward horizon... For Hatemance tho you're gonna has a field day, lucky you! 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 30 17 33 15 13 51
One night stands that lead to getting clingy phone calls for months.
Do not let me reach out to sea dwellers whilst intoxicated. I have a bad track record. I am putting faith in you all.
any sweadellwes up rn
(^･ω･^) < ONLY IF YOU DON'T MIND THE SETTING BEING IN A FUNNY OUTFIT!!!
looks like tha tl is slow. cmon dance for me
(^･ω･^) < POSSIBLY BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH RANDOM SHIPS!!!
(^･ω･^) < SO BEFORE I DO MORE SHIPCOURSE SHOULD I START DRAWING SHIPS AND SHIPCOURSE!!!!!!!!! ALSO WHAT SHIPCOURSE SHOULD I DRAW!!! #shipcourse #drawing #mog
We will see if it works, and my kids might hate me for posting this. But, being the best version of yourself is lonely sometimes... #substance https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/lonelynight.png
Girl y♡u're summ♡ning the fish!! 🙄 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
Goodnight! 😉🍷 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6fbeb2c54ec7.jpeg
I have been practicing my breath hold to prepare for some upcoming meetings in seadweller settlements. I'm up to fifteen minutes now.
8-> REMEMBER FOLKS, #AMPORACOIN WILL GET YOU THE LOOPS YOU NEED TO GET A BODY LIKE THIS! DON'T WASTE TIME IN THE GYM, JUST PAY YOUR WAY TO STARDOM!
>([im #ard every nig#t of my life man it never stops somebody #elp]
)(omop)(obia is objectively dumbs)(ip but cod did it make takin ova eart)( easier. sea, lesson numba ON—E: use da bigotry das alreedy t)(ere. saves u time
>([fit c#eck #ttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETF-3kPWkAcW5Ie.jpg (spaceraestuck on twt)]
SCR4TCH1NG MY HUG3 4SS WH1L3 1 SCROLL ON CH1TTR
YOUR3 1N H1S DMS 4ND 1M THROW1NG MY PUB3S 4T H1S F4C3
AMPORA, IF YOU WORK ON YOUR AEGYO, I TRULY BLIEVEV YOU COULD KNOCK EM DEAD. AND THAT'$ $AYING ALOT.
YOU PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING WORK ON YOUR AEGYO
I’ve Been Flushed With A Seadweller For Over 5 Sweeps #ama #nsfw #qUadrants
♫ Now playing: Demolition Lovers- My Chemical Romance
and if i said i was talking about the leprechauns?
I have awoken.
sometimes you gotta turn off your brain not think about it too hard and accept some of the aliens are pretty hot. they seem to have a lot going on though.
<3-Awesome-thanks,-looking-forward-to-this.
To those asking #sphereswhere ? Spheres here. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1105/bb94333e77cc0f387bc0d04c456a182f3bc0ca5a.jpg?1105259 #nsfw And with that, we'll call it a night. I bid everybody a good rest.
[my]~ [moirail]~ [broke]~ [my]~ [tea]~ [zervice]~ [on]~ [accident]~ [and]~ [i]~ [tried]~ [to]~ [uze]~ [it]~ [in]~ [the]~ [alchemiter]~ [and]~ [i]~ [got]~ [a]~ [maid]~ [drezz]~ [out]~ [of]~ [the]~ [deal?]
<3-Just-my-opinion-man,-cancel-me-if-you-want.
<3-Gonna-go-to-the-sea-and-cast-out-a-line,-see-if-I-can't-catch-a-seadweller.
how do u un rt something
8-> IN HONOR OF #ERIDANWEEK I AM LAUNCHING #AMPORACOIN INVEST NOW AND SEE HUGE DIVIDENDS!
drawing. maybe ! ^_^’ https://i.postimg.cc/hGgGcM1R/IMG-2200.jpg
V VV V VV /\ to u too
save me you wretched purpleblood SAVE ME I AM A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS PLEASE HELP M
WHY 4R3 YOU BOO1NG M3 FOR SP34K1NG TH3 TRUTH
cant believe troll olvie garden still serves alcohol, brahs! }:p shoutout to @ardourCorvidae for tagging along! }:D https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbtB/zayine_troll_olive_garden_1.png #substance
8-> ANYWHERE! I'VE REVOLUTIONIZED FINANCIAL EXCHANGE, ANYTHING CAN BE MADE A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT!
4nyon3 got som3 grub th3y c4n sl1d3 my w4y 4nd 1'll l1k3... g1v3 you som3th1ng too?? 4ll 1 got 1s 4 p4ck of skr1tt3rz, grubbl3gum, 4nd som3 sod4!!! l3t'z tr4d3.
8-> THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER FOLKS, THIS EXCLUSIVE (I SAY *EXCLUSIVE*) DEAL WILL NOT LAST THE REST OF THE NIGHT, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! THAT'S RIGHT, SIGN UP TODAY AND GET TWO! CALL NOW AND REFER A FRIEND, AND YOU'LL SEE A THREE HUNDRED PERCENT VALUE, PRACTICALLY FREE! CALL NOW!
i had to google mewving. okay so im just hot, naturally.
>be me >need to get pregnant >fast
"NO OR1G1N4L CH1TTS Y3T" TH1S D3SP3R4T3 S1T3 S4YS, D3SP3R4T3LY, L1K3 TH3 SUPPOS3D D3SP3R4T3 QU4DR4NTM4T3 WHO 1S #D3SP3R4T3 FOR YOU (TH3 P3RSON R34D1NG TH1S!) TO T4K3 YOUR F1RST 4BLUT1ON 4FT3R 4 P3R1G33 #TYP1C4L
thats what i like to S-EA
ok im ova it now 3B-) back 2 bein da baddest beac)( around
I wanted to get drunk but I just realized I have prior commitments. Fuck.
Extreme no+.
local hot mommies in ur area
What is "Milf"?
feelin off my game w)(ic)( neva )(appens wtf
</3: #doubtbutwillingtolearn #visuallearner
Ya? :3
I lo\/\/e this song.
日 | It isssss more beautiful than a hundred rising ssssunss... more evil than the deepesssst darkessssst horrorterror... more life changing than birth or death... I ssimply ssssuggest trying it out for yoursssself.
wWw none of my quadrantzz are on here :( it'zz getting lonely wWw
Captain's Log T's t\/\/\/\/o days till port. I ain't seen hide nor tail o The Marquise. E\/\/er since she started canoodlin' \/\/\/\/it' that Jadeblood it ain't been the same. Chat should I cull them both or just the Jadeblood?
hahaha pitched tent lol
I ₩ish bronz€ blood stains ₩€r€ not so hard to g€t out of carp€ts. ₩h¥ do th€¥ hav€ to b€ so difficult???
thank you. im going to print this reply out and frame it and put it on my vwall and evwerytime i get sad i vwill look at this handsome mans message.
A Handful Of Minutes And Ive Already Had The Misfortune Of Reading The Words Twist His Bawls
also mommaz misplaced hr fav mailfetch heels SAUR if any1 has reccc 4 sum qtpie shoes 2 seduce mailgrlz in.. LMK PRONTO !!
vwhy is evweryone mean to me? im starting to feel like evweryone hates me and its hurting my vwery beautiful and sensitivwe human-styled heart. im actually a vwery multi-dimensional and complex guy vwho carries a HEAVWY burden of being an ultra successful musician. do you knovw hovw difficult that is? put yourself in my designer boots for a second and havwe some empathy.
hot auntie is close enuff 2 milf rite?? ponderin my options
yah? dat ur curent mood ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*) <33
Such a nice, warm, relaxing day! Hope everyone is taking advantage of this calming moment! Makes me want to deep clean! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
Fucked up in the clu8 thinking a8out the fall of the roman empire
yknow som3tim3s i think 'daz, mayb3 you should l3t on3 of thos3 n3<3r touch3d a pail s3adw3ll3rs hit th3yr3 rish asf you could g3t som3 cool shit for it' and th3n i ch3ck chittr and r3m3mb3r i got fuckin standards lmaoooo if a fish is hitting th3y'r3 gonna b3 a hot on3 #nsfw
as many as you already knoww my NEMESIS the dreaded necromancer brrapp zooppp and i havve been locked in hours long conflict for the vvery fate a your wworld im pleased to announce that through shrewwd diplomacy ivve negotiated a PEACE and henceforth troll wwill smiths fated resurrection has been postponed to i dont knoww tomorroww
bc im so kind an awesm im psting 4 sm1 else whos too nervyy " i need 2 b so pathetic an pitiful its bordering insanittyy " #nsfw
congratulations wwhen the maritime republic a the fincel revvolution is established you wwill be spared
i say this wwhenevver im loadin up ahab
You're 8rave to think you have a chance. 8ut if you want, you can grovel to show me your unyielding dedic8ion!
evveryone can thank ME for all the improvvements brought on to this accursed media app courtesy of and paid for by the plus 2 eridans foundation
wwe (the royal wwe wwhich is to say me) are done wwith our consideration of doin awway wwith the notion of a plus 2 and minus 2 eridans score and wwe (wwhich is to say ME) are goin to continue bombardin your chits wwith the true scores they ought to deservve additionally wwe (me) are acceptin applications for a brand neww start up vventure be your owwn boss dont hassle me for details cause i wwont disclose any
1 h4v3 r3c3ntly d1scov3r3d hum4ns 4r3 v3ry soft. 1 und3rst4nd th3 4pp34l now.
Purple motherfuckers in my replies fawning over my 8lue 8itch swag. Meanwhile I'm a8out to dye Mituna's hair a full shade of mindfuck-co8alt. Crazy how chittr works in mysterious ways. #8itcheslovepsiionics #nohatetohigh8loodstho #iwantyalltoo
These highbloods are causing all sorts of clawnfusing f33lings. I n33d a smoke break. #substance
Guuuuuuuuys...stop fighting in my replies........we can all sort this out amica8ly....at my hive..... :::;)
i luv seeing sxy babes flrting w echothr, liek yessss!! kiss makout tongue echothr!! nd let me watch <333 #nsfw
#NewProfilePic Em8racing the look........
Guess who just woke up. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/9505f869464ee9c54bc9155b2981e9d056861090.jpg #nsfw
i already regret making this account the fuck you mean theres like twenty of everyone i know. why.
Just had a customer that said I look like troll Jenna Coleman.
I did, in fact, just make it a sex thing.
I rather fancy the idea of the idiomatic expression of “losing one’s train of thought”. A humorously huffy sort, tongue lolled out and peppered with panting. Overalls struggling to hold the shapely curve of a belly chronically unable to remain covered by clothing. The thought train is soaring off on the horizon and this only furls the labor intensive desperation to flag it down more. The voice raises. The engine roars. The voice pleads. The whistle beams. Did. Did I just make it a sex thing?
Good lord th3y'v3 got m3 us1ng 3moj1s. 3mb4r4ss1ng.
I refuse to+ engage.
Why do+ I bo+ther.
Do+ yo+u think befo+re yo+u o+pen the festering pit o+f ro+t that is yo+ur wind pipes.
Keep the inside tho+ughts o+n the inside.
My fro+nds so+ yo+u do+n't make mo+re gro+ss co+mments.
I am so+ full o+f hate. I'm go+nna get mo+re tatto+o+s o+ut o+f anger.
I'm go+nna actually ban yo+u. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
coldblooded/warmblooded
Me. Repeatedly.
Who's going to tell him about the patriarchy and how a woman in charge doesn't actually eliminate one?
Great to see a lot of appreciation going on here. In our divided society, it's important to come together. ♣️ I am disappointed at the lack of intersectionality in these posts. ♣️ It REALLY brings the movement down. I understand not everyone is as big of an ally as I am, but I think you could all try harder. ♣️ Shout out to all my lowbloods who do all the right things and still get treated poorly by unappreciative highbloods. ♣️ ♣️ Shout out to my comrades who get lumped in with the wrong crowd for showing their appreciation. ♣️ ♦️ Shout out to my highblood allies who can't join a conversation about hemoism without the mood curdling. ♦️ ♣️ Shout out to my highblood allies who get lumped in with the oppressors because some trolls can't understand that not all highbloods are like that. ♣️ ♦️ Shout out to highblood allies who are trying but sometimes use the wrong words and get attacked for it. ♦️ ♥️ I see you. ♥️
Leave it to+ a man to+ explain what wo+men are like to+ a wo+man. Classic.
Yo+u're o+n very thin ice.
You lik£, got this!!
just learned about trans people. mind = blowvn.
Good heavens.
th3y got my 4zz for r34lz.
I understand completely! A refined, young lady such as us shouldn’t say a peep! Lol!
aw s)(ell yea. we refined in dis beac)(.
basskin fore my age on dis beac)( like it aint rude as s)(ell. also number prolly dont go up dat )(ig)(. also? i forgot eelmao.
nobubbly saw dat ore ill fuckin krill yo bass reeeel quick
guess w)(o back beac)(
now that the seas only got one big fish in it. how my subjects feelin tonite
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be861e39f3d9.jpg #nsfwv
now thats what im talkin boat
im the most special and handsomest boy in the entire vworld. (like if you agree.)
aight imma go get ma beauty rest yall betta behave ill be hearin aboat it if somefin happens #OB-EY #SUMBIT #CONSUM-E [)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out.]
Why don't you pull up to get the troll McDonalds I got and we can test that 8ouncy castle out for real? :::;) #nsfw
Hello, freaks. ::::) (@vriskell on tum8lr!) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3f/e4/a9/3fe4a9ccfe9856188c3e157e97f590d1.jpg
Happy 8+2 followers. If this post gets 8 likes I'm posting my ass! ::::D
for a moment i was worried that i may be slightly too old for this site but then i saw a user with their age listed in the hundreds and im going to choose to believe them. so i think im fine actually.
there goes the sweater. lets say... 15 for no pants, yeah? #nsfw https://file.garden/ZJTpgoaUL3bz8vfI/chittr/sweatergone.png
Oh poor soul... you seem to be underappreciated as well! Don't worry, dear. I see you!
You're too sweet, Cronus!
Any8ody know where a 8itch can cop a lighter out here? Mine's fucking dead, and I was JUST a8out to spark up. ::::( #su8stance
We sh9uld all kn9w less a69ut each 9ther. #WeSh9uldAllKn9wLessA69utEach9ther
I've got so many fans on here I just realized... Hi everyone! :D
Drinking my boba. #Devouringmyboba. #Chewingandswallowingmyboba. #Digestingmyboba.
To a clock a gag: The Rose Lalonde Walkthrough.
nevr let em keep u down mamas you will walys b THAT GIRL
Where does the time go, seems like yesterday I was "mommy" or "mama" and now I'm either "bruh" or "bitch"... children will be children I suppose. SMH! #MomLife
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
Some people are so easy. All I have to do is bat my eyelashes and sound so, very pathetic and people will just do things for you. #NeverDoThingsForYourself #Manipulation
One last hornypost before calling it in? Survey says... #nsfw
Swing and a miss. That's strike two for the batter.
Can somebody please tell me why the least sexy song is playing over and over in my head when I'm feeling the sexiest I have in ages? #nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/0AQquaENerGps8BQmbPw14?si=2644964da6fc4824
I shld hit the fishy more :33
so liek..... whats ya pronouns nd by pns i mean watcha main on LEAGUE bbygrlz !!
@thatGamerrrgrl Why are you pitying my posts. Why are you liking my posts. Why are you mediating my posts. Do you not have a perfectly functioning liver to sabotage. This is a breach not only of privacy, but every core tenet of human decency. You are, as the youth of today say, 'scaring the hoes' and 'embarrassing me in front of the squad'. This is brutally unacceptable. You cannot keep lovebombing me. You are going to curb your enthusiasm to tolerable minimums. And if you are going to remain on my page, you are going to do so with some modicum of restraint. Is this perfectly understood? Yes is the only acceptable answer. https://i.imgur.com/m4eD3fh.png
status: like ssso full of pho noods galz feelink: amazeballs llistenin 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uaq8GJJxAQ
yeah kinda… hey wait! cr♋️nus! d♋️n’t sneak up ♋️n me like that!
ill hit u rn fishy, i don thnk tis is th rite time or place >:(
i got off to a bad start on here but i promise you guys that im SO avwesome and dovwn to earth. sorry i called that guy a vwhore. i dont vwhat came ovwer me.
#NowListening to You. Right now. You breathe so loudly.
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/1/a2f1a510c9b7f34fd90d32613693e18997c2d29d.png I seem to have found myself in a bit of a tangle. #nsfw
hOly shit it's John Travolta.
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/6/6ea897efa504202a79e86b9d0ad4f36e52106e73.gif Happy hump day. #humpday #nsfw
I intend to make myinebriation everyones problem. #substances
Oaky chittr I just got home from knoockin gback a copule drinks.
i need 2 see more fat bulges #nsfw
You look like someone close to me, so I couldn't quite kelp myself.
I'm sorry I'm not as in touc)( wit)( my people as I oug)(t to be. You can approac)( my adviser wit)( your complaints!
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
adhd meds r hit or misses!!! mine r also a binge eating drug nd so i now alwys forget 2 eat w/o a timr a litle too quirky here god :3
I DOOO!!!!!!!
im adding fishy boys 2 bc sm1's awakeeee
^^i don't knoW if there's a reason for it, but i Wind up falling for people higher than me more often!^^
i luv baiting clowns <3
^^eVerY daY of mY life, friendlY human girl!^^
yuv ever felt a visral need 2 strip dwn nd ride a hgihblod b4? no? jst me? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MAKE MY MATESPRIT AND KISMESIS KISS AND MAKE UP ON THE TIP OF MY BULGE, CALL THAT APPLYING REDBLACK LIPSTICK! #nsfw
OMG lik£, I'm so sorry this lik£, took so long to find! OMG I didn't r£alis£ I lik£, had so much to sort through, ill post th£ oth£rs wh£n I lik£, find th£m! <3 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration86.png
awww shell yeah
I take it back. You're hilarious.
OMG lik£ sorry, back to you on lik£ what??? Iv£ got lik£ so much stuff to look through to lik£ find th£s£ cards OMG hold ON!!
im hungry, who am i eatin 2day #cannibalism #dependingwhoimeating
Would anyon£ lik£, want to s££ th£ old photocards I hav£ of m£ wh£n I was lik£, in JILARVA£ still? I still hav£ lik£, so many if anyon£ lik£, wants on£. Lik£ th£yr£ sign£d and I gav£ th£m lik£, a littl£ kiss!! :P
Indigooos aaare oookaaay, I guuuess. Cooobaaalts aaare cuuunts, lmaaaooo.
doooes nooobooody dooo the greaaase aaaesthetic aaanymooore ooor whaaat. y'aaall aaare fuuucking pooosers with yooouuur slicked baaack haaair with gel aaand shit.
☿ feel l☿ke you're probably go☿ng to get reported to T.R for that ... ? Let me c☿rcle back on th☿s.
I GOTTA EXPRESS HOW FCKING FUNNY THID WAS TO READ PLEASE PELASE #OOC https://i.postimg.cc/HnMmLGn1/Screenshot-2026-03-25-164817.png
I think it's funnier if ye squelch under m'boot ye fuckin' disgrace of a \/\/iolet blood. Had ye been on m'cre\/\/\/\/ ye'd be keelhauled. #nsf\/\/\/\/ #\/\/iolence #ihateyourhair
☿ don't part☿cularly th☿nk that we, as a caste, should possess the autonomy to make that dec☿s☿on ... does any h☿ghbloods want to we☿gh ☿n? #pens☿ve #breakt☿methoughts.
Teaaals aaare sooome ooof the biggest bitches I've ever met, aaalooong with jaaades ooor whaaatever~
@@aeneasCaldarium ;P
C€rul€ans should b€ plac€d abov€ Indigo. #chang€m¥mind
Pouring myself a drink and gonna relax for a bit~! See you guys in a few hours or so! #momlife #happymama
hes big an bad unti hes on his knees beggin 4 u ;P #nsfw
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I sacrifice many things for being myself.
Is it Working noW. https://i.imgur.com/bnA15j7.png
because t+ey want to keep us in positions of submission to t+em w+y do you t+ink t+ere +as never been a male cloistress or an emperor
Awh yöÜ knöw höw tö gët aröÜnd ön yöÜr öwn. Gööd jöb.
considering we live in a clear matriarc+y t+at may be w+y no one talks about it t+oug+ t+e +arm to men isn't typically spoken about as admitting weakness would be pat+etic and reinforce stereotypes about men being lesser and weaker t+an women
Whö carës aböÜt wëak mën?
its like all of the sudden no one wants to be a fuckin wizard anymore
unprepraded smhhhh (˶◜ᵕ◝˶)
i cnt wait 4 summrrr!!! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/97/40/169740cf4dab67f04b69b911489edf18.jpg im ging 2 look so fab
how r u guys pulling throu chittr 0_o hmu baddies wtf
Th9ugh I disagree with y9ur termin9l9gy (#D9ntCallThem6r9ads6r9), I must c9ncur that certain types 9f tr9lls and n9n-tr9lls have a maddening ha6it 9f 96fuscating what they truly mean and just like kind 9f h9ping y9u'll read their thinkpan. I can 9nly assume it must 6e fun f9r them. If y9u want t9 get anywhere in c9nversati9n with them, I can 9nly advise y9u t9 lead 6y example 6y 6eing direct with them y9urself, which sh9uld in turn inspire them t9wards h9nesty and clarity in the future.
my mind is wandering to unsavory places while im factory resetting my strife specibus help me please please pl #nsfw
Some of you should remain weak. #BringBackShame #PublicShamingisaCivicDuty
The presence of shame indicates the existence of weakness. Strive to eliminate weakness. #KluTTWisdom #DailySeerTips
whaaat's uuup. aaanyooone clooown aaand aaabooove waaannaaa haaang~ #highblooooood #waaanttooohaaavefuuun
Oh, this is rich.
I Have Some Direct Communication To Share With You Actually
No+t a fan o+f whatever that pet name is. I'll have to+ ask yo+u to+ refrain fro+m calling me that in the future. But I'll bring my supplies o+ver.
Hmm. Yo+u kno+w what, fine. I've been taking a liking to+ that human fashio+n yo+u've been o+n abo+ut, recently, anyho+w.
That's true. No+thing like ho+w he so+meho+w sho+ws up in co+nversatio+ns in the bubbles... But co+ngratulatio+ns, yo+u go+t a laugh o+ut o+f me.
I'm do+ing just fine. Thinking o+f making so+me o+utfits fo+r everyo+ne in case there's ano+ther impro+mptu co+stume party.
I kno+w. It's no+t as tho+ugh yo+u o+ften have o+ther co+mmitments.
Yo+u're go+ing to+ get Kanny o+n yo+ur case with that kind o+f language.
I've been told I should be on here. Not impressed so far.
I retract my previous self-imposed schedule for #nsfw posting. Felt cute, might edit and nuke this out of existence later. https://thumbs.booru.org/rule34stuck/thumbnails//13/thumbnail_9dfa5ed10095ff9aed1588bb45d3529420ec1ce6.png
When I'm Empress It's Gonna Be Entirely Bread And Circuses And Orgies And I Will Be The Most Beloved Bitch Ever Invented Whos With Me #nsfw
0k there was 0bvi0usly n0 chance 0f me actually p0sting my rumblespheres 0n chittr but i'm pretty disapp0inted at h0w few 0f y0u t00k the bait and d0nated t0 my tr0llfundme. is the pr0spect 0f seeing my tits n0t w0rth a c0uple th0usand bucks.
Brb, abt to get some sick troll nook in a sec. ✌️ #nsfw
whats yalls favorite pastry? i gotta go with red velvet cake myself
There's nothing wrong with major hornyposting, so long as you tag it properly. Show off every naughty inch, because there are indeed people who will join you #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
ooonly DM me if yooou're, like, viooolet and abooove. #highbloooooodsupremacy #hemooospectrum
Another day is another chance to explore one's own ego. Confront your inner self. Know who you are when alone. #andthenmessagemesoiknowtoo
whoa talk aboat a blast from the past yall got old alternian chittr on here? this cannot be good for the timestream good fin thats none a my business whats up trolls of the old
we.lowbloods.and.midbloods.must.band.together.to.protect.the.hemospectrum #hemoprotectors
fuuuuuuuuuuuck i missed tha funny numbr kult scores now i'm gonna have 2 wait 4 the next funny numbr 2 come up :'(((((
so.true the.same.is.true.for.lowbloods,.of.which.i.am.one.of,.claiming.to.support.their.own.rights.but.trying.to.tear.down.the.hemospectrum very.disturbing
im afraid your mother cannot resist palming my shit at the chilis dinner table #nsfw
Just remember- I'm always happy to offer sage advice when one needs it, lewd or not. What's a platform if not for letting people be their best selves, even if it's their most degenerate selves too? #cryogenicthoughts
r3m3mb3r 3<3ryon3 its party night tonight! 3 grubland dri<3 in murd3rshor3, dont miss out or 3ls3 ur gonna b3 th3 only p3rson not th3333r3333 lmaoooo fr tho com3 by and b3 fr3aky, l3t your hair down, g3t a drink, stab som3on3!
You should invest in one of those human-devised vibrating wand-shaped pleasure devices. If you can't find someone to fill your bed, it will make you feel /much/ better. Just a little sage advice #nsfw
^^things are certainlY different than on alternia^^ ^^but if me being subbY helps, i suppose i can't stop noW! >;3 ^^ ^^mister strider, please giVe me an order!^^
I to+o+k my piercings o+ut sweeps ago+. After having a chunk o+f hearduct to+rn o+ut in a particularly nasty tussle, it seemed the wisest thing to+ do+. I do+ miss them, tho+ugh...
Lik£, OMFG. I can't thank you £nough?! <33 This is lik£, som£thing i'v£ b££n wanting for lik£, Y£ARS! You'r£ such a lik£, total sw££ti£ too!! Amazing work, lik£ OMG. If i could lik£, giv£ you all th£ mon£y lik£, £V£R. OMG! And also you got lik£, such a cut£ angl£ for th£ photo <33 ;P
saY hello to the cчtest client i;ve had in a while @ardoчrCorvidae toчghed oчt foчr pairs of horn piercings in one sittin https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/e7bdc54494f7:png #art
I agree with my ally here.
Well golly its not as if i have a horse in this race but i will toss in that the blue ones are especially easy on the eyes...
a-ah...
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Do point me in their direction. The jade8lood doesn't seem interested.
There’s always tomorrow, don’t fret! Get some much needed rest if you can!
Bib boobs? What? #nsfw am I right
Ooh... I see... It's one of those 'after dark' hours site isn't it?
Nothing like getting comfy and enjoying your fave drink before bed!!! Just wish my kitties would come and cuddle...
Apparently, this is what you all mean by "spheres." https://i.postimg.cc/YqZ2QhgQ/IMG-0064.jpg #nsfw
#nsfw you HAVE to be nice to me about this okay? [A photo of Jade smushing her small chest together with her hands.]
neverthelessZygology wouldnt post this cuz shes a prude. shh dont tell her i have this #nsfw #spheres https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811361799390625844/1486190082095448146/Dont_tell_her.png?ex=69c499df&is=69c3485f&hm=6d3b938359e21b32cb361adabbcc935bef9990b64da3aacec92d32e325f3b514&
https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝑙es/bd48f29a5c20.png im not posting fu𝑙𝑙 spheres for free but ha𝑣e a tastefu𝑙𝑙y kind of see through shirt post #nsfw
Iv£ lik£, always had my sph£r£s out on main lik£, tast£fully, of cours£. IDK what I miss£d but i'm lik£, sur£ i lik£ support it! #nsfw
My Spheres Could Be Out Right Now, You'd Never Know #nsfw
[|||] need to stop staring at my friend's chest i can't get my leggings dirty,,, #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES WHAT A BIG MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS IS A MEAN BIG RUMPLESPHERE GOTH RUSTBLOOD AND SOME SOPOR SLIME TO MAKE SHIT FEEL LIKE IT MAKES SENSE AGAIN #TuesdayMotivation #nsfw
CL£MTI VASPRI, DO NOT LIK£ R£AD THIS POST. THANKS <3 Omg lik£, going to post my lik£, original art for my yaori fic with m£ and my lik£, boss Cl£mti. Any fic writ£rs int£r£st£d in lik£, h£lping a troll writ£ auspisticism pailing rpf with two hot nonbinary trolls who hav£ lik£, both yaoi and yuri dynamics DM M£.!!! <3 OMG and, th£y'r£ my boss if that h£lps lik£, totally lik£ convinc£ anyon£ <3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration67.png #nsfw
Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married
h3yyyy!! dr3w mys3lf. hop3 you guys l1k3 1t. >8] #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/5f14080d503c.png
#BottomFeeD:er is a homophobi:C anD: violetphobi:C slur anD: I'm re:Claiming it.
If you keep this up, I feel as if there'd be a human-devised pleasure device and a lap to sit in with your name on it, given you're looking to fry your brain so badly #nsfw #justsayin
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Seein a lot of weirdo violets on the timeline. ]
Um, lik£. You can lik£... Try? But um. Lik£.
Lik£, totally no on£ is going to b£ calling you lik£ 'handsom£ bastard' unfortunat£ly.LOL.
my "friends" don't understand me. sometimes i feel like i'm talking to a vwall. i can't evwen talk to them about chuck berry cause they'll be like "not nowv, you handsome bastard, can't you see i'm vwatching narusasu amvws." then they'll teach me a newv pronoun nobody uses except for twvo people on roarddit. but, vwhatevwer, i gotta be chill vwith it all. y'knowv? like i gotta be.
BOOOOOOO
man...... just fuckin forget this
PFFFH4H4H44 you'r3 so fuck1ng funny.
ugh. >8\
n3v3r l3t m3 sp34k 4g41n bc wh4t th3 fuck do you m34n 1 4cc1d3nt4lly summon3d cronus!!! >8/
cringe....? :/
arent u the guy that used to be a wizard?
:33 < *ac hisses at the disgusting display in furront of her and her tail puffs up*
Boy howdy. Grease! Might i extend a warm welcome your way and say what an honor it is to be in the presence of a fella with top notch taste in fine film.
fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 spok3 too soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!