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(^･ω･^) < I RSVP'ED BUT COULDN'T MAKE IT DUE TO GETTING IT ON WITH SOME KARKATS!!! #ERIDANW33K #NSFW
Oh, you know. Just a haze of romantic coupling and troupling and quadroupling all while overcoming your deepest darkest fears with the added security that no one would really clearly recall what you said, alongside just. Oodles of sexual congress. Not your thing at all. #nsfw
Alright, now that the d8 has crossed over in at least some part of this strange universal convergence, I can say the "vow of silence" 8it was, in fact, a 8it. My take on the silliness of April Fools!
If your soull is deep, it is only to be filled with pallid sludge.
Why are you humoring him. He has no vision and his art has no soull.
she's bounc1ng on 1t man... she's bounc1ng on 1t l1ke crazy and you're m1ss1ng 1t... #er1danweek
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just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
(^･ω･^) < CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOU PLAY WONDERWALL...
>([w#o dare me to boost t#e subwoofers at marvus concert at #eridanweek]
Beautiful women save me. Save me beautiful women.
==C< i f()und ()ut what #eridanweek was ==C< heres an #eridanweek art base f()ar ya)) https://cdn.imgchest.c()m/fi)es/2e9be785a885.png
But let me be CL--EAR. #eridancoin #amporacoin #badideas
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I Do Not Support Moirails Kissing. That’s What Your Matesprit Is For,
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•ᴥ- feeling a bit frisky. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8ff946b9e3c.gif -ᴥ•
xx OKAYYY SO IM KINDA BUILT LIKE THIS JUST IMAGINE IT HAZ HORNS vvvv xx .O /|\ /\ ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
FUCK. FUCK. MY QUIRK RUINED EVERYTHING. FUCK. DON'T LOOK. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O93kuTo2QDo
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I've become somewhat transfixed by a new trading card game. Something about the allure of learning alongside triumphing over others in an arena of ideas has warmed my petrified lump of ire clogged ventricle valves embedded in my chest. https://i.imgur.com/79hoiLv.png #WitchChittr #Occulism #Gacha #WikiPulldiaHours
Lik£, old pictur£ of my lusus! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lususpic3_1.png
bruh y do pplz in my blood caste gotta b chuds sumtimes smh :/
wut?????? y wuld i tink dat way abt myself?? bro u just sayin shit lmao :P am i not allowed 2 wanna kiss bois nd make dem feel gud?
let him have his week dude.... :( #eridanweek #hisweek
<3-Anyone-want-to-bet-on-if-he-sent-this-in-himself?
....Really not beating the uhaul allegations.
anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in
@aeneasCaldarium (^･ω･^) < I MADE THE SHIPPING ART WITH ME AND YOU!!! AS REQUESTED!!! I PUT YOU IN A MAID OUTFIT BECAUSE YOU DID NOT SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF SHIP DYNAMIC!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b3a68eb4b9.PNG #shipcourse #shipping #maidoutfit
What the hell is a shortstack.
If I was trying to manipulate you I would do it easy, I was just trying to be honest. Anyways, I should get on with my day. Good luck, sweetcheeks.
I just mean I think 5 years could pass and you'd still accept a dm. But also, yeah. Pretty easiliy. Clingy seadweller? I already have one bothering me every other day. Have you ever at least tried hard to get instead of message-stalking botherations? It's sad. Pitiful, really.
You seem desperate enough that I don't think you would ever actually deny letting a woman talk to you. It's sad. #sad. not exactly once in a lifetime that way.
I was so close to messaging you for psychoanalysis purposes but I think I need to take a moment to stop being disgusted by every message you send me. Yikes.
You really make a girl want to drink before she talks to you. But then make her not want to drink at the idea she might make horrific mistakes if she does. You make me feel both a need to drink and a disgust towards it. How do you manage this.
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Don't call me that. But maybe. The idea isn't awful, I already know some things about you others do not seem to.
Hm. There is something psychologically I would like to tear apart about you.
Letting Dsprite take my phone was decidedly a good idea. It was a very good night last night.
You thought in egregious error.
Forced to put on clothes for the complaining masses. #nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/4zJkqaAOUr7v0aaIbTKrqw?si=abbd27572dbb4d67 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f6f245cc2fe.png
given that human s[]ci[]|[]gy and cu|tura| n[]rms d[]n't eXist in either bef[]ran []r a|ternian c[]nteXts, there is quite |itera||y n[] p[]ssib|e way f[]r y[]u t[] be systemica||y []ppressed f[]r this identity
yes i fucking can? how is that "anti-woke"? that makes no fucking sense. me asking you how you're being "oppressed" isn't anti woke.
givijng dsprite @turntechGodbird my phone so i dont make mistakrs.
Pretty girls in my phone.
I keep zoning out lately.
@C4L1GUL4S4QU4R1UM P1CK UP YOUR TR4SH OUT OF MY COMM3NTS
In search of a DILF. Qualifications: not a seadweller and preferably not still married. Second half up for debate.
“Wow, I LOVE destroying the natural rainforest! Destroying natural habitats and lush undergrowths is soooo sexy!” Said no one. Ever. Put down that razor. This isn’t you. Burn that shaving cream. Return and refund it. You have no idea what you are undoing. #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow
「 I unpolitely disagree with the idea I’m losing out on anything with some short-ass ignoramus that I’d sooner throw up on than willingly touch. ⥮
still ♯evil
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
ONE DAY CRONUS YOU WILL FALL ON YOUR OWN ASS. YOU WILL SHATTER A MIRROR AND YOU'LL SEE A BROKEN REFLECTION OF YOURSELF, THE TRUEST REFLECTION YOU'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. THERE IS NOBODY IN THERE WITH YOU EXCEPT YOURSELF. YOU ARE A BROKEN MAN WITH NOTHING. NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU NOW. YOU AND YOUR FAKEASS CIGARETTES AND KNOCK OFF HUMAN JORDANS.
got my ass beat i am not rechittin that shit but #eridanwweek is still on the horizon let it be knowwn that wwhile im #oiledup #imcoming nonetheless
Quick PSA for those who are participating in the #oiledup movement: /Use massage oil./ Not lantern oil. Not crude oil. /Massage oil./ This has been a sage advice PSA.
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♯coolbloods want to ♯bone & ♯freakiton all the time ♯because ♯sloppyfriction generates the ♯heattheycrave ♯themoreyouknow ♯nsfw ♯yoursloppyfriction
♯icast ♯dickexplosion
my ♯collection of ♯lonelyperverts ♯accrued ♯via ♯mylastpost you will all be ♯oiled & ♯cursed now
the dilf id married. do i still go for it. it is remingding me of myex wife and i think i might jusgt go home instead. life is so eivl.
Sometimes I forget to reblock him and then I chedkc my phone and see 47 messages about how wwere made for eachother . and sometimes i give in. but tonigth there is a beautiful father i have my eyes set on. wow.
This post actually wasn't about you. But it's interesting that you thought it applied.
↗️IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BUY MY ERIDANCOIN, I WILL SELL IT TO YOU. I'M RECOUPING SOME LOSSES HERE.↗️ ↘️they're going to liquidate my assets if i don't keep up.↘️
ITS NOT ITS GOIN TO SPRING BACK UP
It's happening. #EridanCoinCrash #EridanIsOverParty - MC Oleana
I hope #EridanCoin tanks. #Comeuppance #JustDesserts #Cringe - MC Oleana
8-> UNBELIEVABLE FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS SEEING AN ABSOLUTELY UNPRECEDENTED 785% INCREASE IN VALUE! #HODL FOLKS, #HODL!
Xkay sx I misread it as "sx nxw that I'm xfficially a lady, man"...,,,
N3v3r m1nd 1 w1ll s4v3 th3 3y3s of my d3sc3nd4nt.
~need something? i have plenty of time for a chat ;}
~fuck no not him
~hey
might see if one of the humans can lend me their copy of harry potter... i wwonder if it differs from troll harry potter #magicisntreal btww
D --> I will not stand for this f001ish liework seadweller, the good name of bodybuilding is on the line and you are playing with it like a pupa with the leaked mercury from a thermometer
D --> You do not 100k like this
AMPORA, IF YOU WORK ON YOUR AEGYO, I TRULY BLIEVEV YOU COULD KNOCK EM DEAD. AND THAT'$ $AYING ALOT.
D --> Horses
minus 2 hella jeffs
:o) Your eyes awash with my purple, mouth ajar with how relaxed your body is. :o) Mind blank other than the ideas I put in there. :o) Knees weak as you kneel before me. :o) You cannot think. You can only obey. ;o) And you already know what I want. #nsfw #chucklevoodooplay
I refuse to+ engage.
Why do+ I bo+ther.
Do+ yo+u think befo+re yo+u o+pen the festering pit o+f ro+t that is yo+ur wind pipes.
God forbid a literal god have an ego.
Yeah, no, some of them don't, but again, I'd appreciate you not presuming I'm like them on account of, oh yeah, I'm not a ripped douchebag over six feet tall who talks about how women are overemotional or whatever the fuck. Also you're one to talk about manosphere.
I am unsurprised to know he doesn't understand how to listen.
This is actually disgusting. "Matriarchy" "manosphere" how about you stop undressing people in your mind and then we can talk about any of those.
Die.
Maybe by taking two seconds to look at my account. And don't you fucking dare "one of the good ones" me. I'd rather eat my katana.
he wwas right you knoww
No, wait. You finally said something interesting.
Holy shit. You guys ARE freaks. Well, as promised, here I go... My ass!!!!!!!! https://imgflip.com/gif/anm62u #nsfw ?
hhhhhhh...
GOG. CAN'T BELIEVE I'M $AYING THI$, BUT I'LL KEEP YOU IN MIND, $AILOR.
KEEP UP THE GOOD BEHAVIOUR AND WE *MIGHT* BE ABLE TO GET $OMETHING PITCH GOING, $AILOR. YOU PI$$ ME THE FUCK OFF
just be a wizard already my GOD
whaaat's uuup. aaanyooone clooown aaand aaabooove waaannaaa haaang~ #highblooooood #waaanttooohaaavefuuun
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm saying we make you boorjoyce drat 'till 'y cull each other. ]
ZAMN WAIT OKAY THI$ REPUL$ED ME IN A WAY I WA$ KIINDA INTO
</3: I'd Say None Of Them Would Be Quite Your Speed,,,
because i am a big fan a human "mommies" an havve gained the favvor a sevveral mature wwomen durin my autumn on this wwebsite
theyre talking about topping and bottoming on my post! my post! i couldnt have done it without you all. i just wanted to thank everyone from the bottom of my kokoro before i pass out from blood loss again. (tags: selfcest, wow the amporas sure are nice, boiling cabbage, #nsfw, kyaaa, #gore in the form of nosebleed, archive rating: E)
can you stop interrupting the cronuses while theyre communicating with one another gomen! it makes me sweaty and my blood pusher start thumping in other places! kyaaaaa! (tags: selfcest, #nsfw, will they wont they, yknovw gimme a fevw nights, violet fling, archive rating: E)
Makes a fella wonder if there's something a little <3< about it?