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@cosmopolitanAstute — #nsfw

im not the type to beg for nook. ill ask for it 150 times and after that? psh. bye skank

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speaking of, since you *anna tag me in stupid lo*ie discussions, *here the fuck are you, cheech. i see youre not laying on the floor or on your knees sucking me silly style soooo. @markZucc

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theyre talking about sticky shameglobes no*

the best part of being me is ho* e-erything seems to come up big joe. no matter ho* much you hate on me and tell me to kill myself, im still the one *ith the smoking hot matesprit, the large hi-e *ith ser-ants to boot, and and endless amount of caegars to do *hate-er the fuck i see fit *ith it. and you all are still in your lusus’s basement, jerkin it to bug porn or *hate-er the fuck you losers find attracti-e. i *in.

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message to all the fuckable lo*ies out there: go gi-e that highblood in your life a bulgejob. its only the only thing that makes you ha-e any sort of -alue.

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Ratio: 0.70

all young trolls *ant to do is pop pills, smoke *eed, get drunk, lay around, suck bulge, eat hot chip, charge their husk, get a se*-in *ea-e, t*erk, be bisexual, eat grubdonalds, *ash their nook in the sink, lie, take selfies, and talk shit thru *ifi cuz their husk ne-er on

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i think middies are underrated. they ha-e a cute superiority complex because of their caste position. thinking that theyre better than a majority of the population *hen theyre on the exact same le-el as them. it makes it e-en more fun *hen you remind of their place in the *orld: catering to the *hims and needs of highbloods. that and teals can suck a dent out of a shuttlebuggy door aha

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shes all up in my face talkin about some shit thatll “bring us closer together” bitch im already destroying that nook e-ery light *hat more do you *ant from me

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if you hate *hat i ha-e to say about lo*bloods, youd hate to hear *hat i think about the fuckable ones

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Total: 17
Ratio: 0.42

hottest thing a broad can be is blindly obedient that and absolutely stacked

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im no boobologist but ill take a look

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ok lets use our pans here for a minute. if i *ere to kill myself (ne-er going to happen by the *ay), *here *ould that lea-e my staff? all *ithout a job and a purpose. *here *ould that lea-e cheech? shed be back on the streets in no time, suckin seed flaps for fla-or discs and addicted to *hate-er fuckass drug is most popular *ith her kind. staying ali-e and staying around helps her. it helps my ser-ants keep themsel-es busy and too focused on *ork to *orry about reproducin and creatin more scumbloods. it helps gi-e cheech a purpose because lord kno*s she doesnt ha-e -ery much going for her. it gi-es my se...Read more

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being so incredibly good-looking is so tiring sometimes. like i get stopped on the street constantly. they say “joseph, youre so incredibly fine please let us ha-e your slurry put it in my ass” like ladies ladies calm do*n theres enough of big papa to go around ;)

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maids are hot, *ould fuck

*hen you put your cigs out on lo*bloods they say all different sorts of crazy shit like “that hurts” “dont do that” “you said you *erent gonna do that again” “ga*kga*kga*k” (personal fa-e)

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*hen she talks about being abandoned by her lusus so you kno* it grips harder than *hate-er fuckass grippy socks she has

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Ratio: 0.20

pro tip: if they say no, just beat em until they say yes. take it from someones *ho is an expert on this topic.

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jodate (joseph update): all the fuckable ser-ants ha-e to *ear shit thats easy access for me. the better of a job the ser-ant does, the less barriers i *ant bet*een us. i-e been makin the sexy ones trot around in *hat can basically double as dental floss. the cold keeps them hungry for *armth and, thus, keeps em coming back to me. follo* for more tips and tricks to keeping your bitches in line

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id post my nudes on here but i fear chittr isnt ready for the sheer ra* masculine aura that i exude and sure as hell aint ready for the joe-pole

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need a oli-e gutterblood slut slobbin on it lo*ie style until i fill their throat *ith my superior seed

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thinking about that cute little jade i-e been seeing on here

actually if i got a good piece of ass i think id shut the fuck up

hosting my o*n fuck grossly friday soon get your bone on

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post nut clarity

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Total: 2

looks longingly at my empty bad bitch form one night you *ill be full of jiggly breasted broads and fly honeys

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local milfs in my area *ant to fuck ME and me ALONE so you all can just suck it

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my demanding of nudity being posting *orked. i should make more demands aha

e-eryone start posting some ass or toes or something or get off the fucking *ebsite

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e-eryone post some titty NO*

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happy matesprit monday to the tightest set i-e had yet lo-e ya cheech cant *ait to see you at your stupid little thing tolight

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*hen are you all going to learn that if youre not fucking me, feeding me, or financing me, i could not care less about *hat you ha-e to say or think about me. im perfect and youre all haters

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hate the chitts all you *ant, i get more ass than you e-er ha-e or e-er *ill

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ill fuck one of the ser-ants at this point im desperate for a hole

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the pocket nook and my hand just aint the same 😔 baby come hi-e

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hey lol

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Ratio: 0.13

jerking off to my o*n reflection because i can only cum *hen i think about *innin/*inners

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youre all so lucky i broke the arms of our most tech-sa--y ser-ant or id be li-e-streaming me jerking it for you all to see

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hey ho* does this site feel about bulgeposting

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Kull: +5
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Ratio: 2.00

sorry for not posting more often. too busy destroying nook and getting bitches

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just a reminder no* that my last set of holes ran off im offishially BACK ON THE MARKET! if youd like a piece of a 9 foot tall sead*ellin sex god, you just go on and submit your information into that link on my pinned post. then i, considerin you do *ell enough, joseph mother, *ill pri-ately message you my thoughts and opinions. ill post the link here too for safe measure. good luck to all those that apply!

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*here are the bad bitches at

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heyyyyy lol

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do YOU *ant a chance *ith joe mama *hale heres your chance. fill out the form and ill pri-ately message you *ith my gracious thoughts no dudes need apply

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hey lol

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Ratio: 0.70

*here are the thick bitches at

someone post some ass or something lets spice it up

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*ell if im single no* (according to her) i should hold my o*n search for a hole to keep around

alright. thats ok. thats fine. all your shits going in the garbage fuck you fuck you you stupid *hore fuck you rotten-crotched bulge-sucking cokehead fuck you FUCK YOU im going to fucking make you pay i s*ear to fuck. you mark my fucking *ords chi its o-er for you

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IM HOSTING MY O*N SICK FUCK FUCK FEST THIS SUNDAY AND YOU CAN ONLY COME IF YOURE CHICHI AND NO ONE ELSE (except if youre a bad bitch. in that case, dm me; *e can negotiate)

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