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Joseph M.

@cosmopolitanAstute

him superior male address reveal at 10k kult

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 1265Kull Score: 500611 followers20 following

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Kult: +2
Total: 2

OFFISHCIAL JOSEEPH MOTTHR STSTEEMNT deearr e-ryonee, i knoo i-ee saidd soeem prretty *cky crazzy tihngs in the passt adnd i-ee mustg-e offdnded a lott of u. andd for taht im so ssuprr sorry :( i kno** thrrs rlyy nothingg i couldd say tht *ouldd mke e-erytonee ccontnt *ith tihs apology so inssted ill sho* u taht acttions speeak loudr tahn *orrds. i *illo be elea-ign thiss platforrm unttik furtthr nottice. i **ll only retrurn *heen i feel sss if i-ee grro**n n chcnged ass a troll. to tohsee i-ee hurtded im soo increedibnky sory. i hoeep onee nihte u can didnd it in ur pusshrs to forgi-ee me but i alsso undrsttnd entrirely if u cannt. i *ldd alsso liek to apologgize to zuccciaaa. i prromisee i **ll doo bettr and from no** on be teh bestt matespritt i cn be. tankl youu all forr readdimgg ha-e a ggood litte joeee mamaa

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Puppymoded
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Yuri Official
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Vision Impaired
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@destinedKiller[DK]

...

all is right. good light losers.

Kult: +9
Kull: +25
Total: 34
Ratio: 0.36
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YUCKY PENNY
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Unraisinably Hated 100K
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Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
OZA-TAP Official
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Choke.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

mad as fuck *ho sells missiles

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

@markZucc this is your fault.

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
pansexual
love yourself
Observed.
This user is being watched.
@packageHandler[PH]

well how'd that work out for ya, ya stupid motherfuCker? (=

im not the type to beg for nook. ill ask for it 150 times and after that? psh. bye skank

Kult: +7
Total: 7

speaking of, since you *anna tag me in stupid lo*ie discussions, *here the fuck are you, cheech. i see youre not laying on the floor or on your knees sucking me silly style soooo. @markZucc

Kult: +60
Kull: +86
Total: 146
Ratio: 0.70
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pen
mightier than the sword
@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

my question was innocent. why hold onto someone you don't like?

its fun. and the heads good

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mightier than the sword
@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

sounds like a fancy way of saying. no one else will have you.

i literally ha-e dozens upon dozens of ser-ants at my disposal, i can ha-e anyone i *ant. she should be grateful i chose her.

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pen
mightier than the sword
@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

servants. so. people you pay to tolerate you?

i pay people to clean my ablution block and make my meals and occasionally thro* it back on big joe.

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pen
mightier than the sword
@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

we're saying the same thing.

no not really

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pen
mightier than the sword
@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

good luck. big joe.

@markZucc dont piss me off, i kno* you see this shit.

theyre talking about sticky shameglobes no*

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Flushed One
This user vacillates flushed red.
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@gardeningGirl[GG]

ewww.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

the best part of being me is ho* e-erything seems to come up big joe. no matter ho* much you hate on me and tell me to kill myself, im still the one *ith the smoking hot matesprit, the large hi-e *ith ser-ants to boot, and and endless amount of caegars to do *hate-er the fuck i see fit *ith it. and you all are still in your lusus’s basement, jerkin it to bug porn or *hate-er the fuck you losers find attracti-e. i *in.

Kult: +42
Kull: +54
Total: 96
Ratio: 0.78
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Mars Insignia
the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Wtf are yoou jerkin it too then

my matesprit duh that and *hate-er i land on *hile scrolling through pailhub

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Mars Insignia
the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Everyoone oon Pailhub coomes froom bugs yoou stupid fucking mooroon we all doo

doesnt mean i *anna jerk my *riggly to that shit dude

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Mars Insignia
the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Alien freak oor a pickme?

normal troll actually aha,

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Mars Insignia
the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Idk man too me it seems like yoou're intoo soome real freaky uncoonventioonal shit if that's yoour reactioon too average insectooid poornoography

bảy đêm.

im ne-er *rong e-er bt*

Kult: +2
Total: 2

message to all the fuckable lo*ies out there: go gi-e that highblood in your life a bulgejob. its only the only thing that makes you ha-e any sort of -alue.

Kult: +7
Kull: +10
Total: 17
Ratio: 0.70

all young trolls *ant to do is pop pills, smoke *eed, get drunk, lay around, suck bulge, eat hot chip, charge their husk, get a se*-in *ea-e, t*erk, be bisexual, eat grubdonalds, *ash their nook in the sink, lie, take selfies, and talk shit thru *ifi cuz their husk ne-er on

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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Barely Survived
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Alternian Civilian
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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

im Young tTrolllllls apparentTlllY

sleeping in cupe is a thousand times easier *hen you dont ha-e a pint-sized squeakbeast kickin you in the middle of the light

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Squeaky
This user is a squeakbeast.
bisexual
love yourself
Flushed One
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Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@markZucc[MZ]

:( | sA|dd | ws sorrry

↩ @markZucc[MZ]

*rong ans*er. you stay on the floor until further notice.

i got a good chuckle out of that aha

Kull: +2
Total: 2

i think middies are underrated. they ha-e a cute superiority complex because of their caste position. thinking that theyre better than a majority of the population *hen theyre on the exact same le-el as them. it makes it e-en more fun *hen you remind of their place in the *orld: catering to the *hims and needs of highbloods. that and teals can suck a dent out of a shuttlebuggy door aha

Kult: +140
Kull: +163
Total: 303
Ratio: 0.86

only birds you guys should be talking about on my post are tits ok take the nature talk some*here else papas tryin to score

tits arent as good as mimicry. cute songbirds though.

yew didnt really have a chance anyway 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 but yew definitely dont 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 if nature talk bores yew 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

the only nature i care about is a nice bush hello

im like 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 a hiᰍᰍie forest troll 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 yew have to know yewr audience 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

*hale peace and lo-e and *hate-er troll ringo starr goes on about is that good enough can i hit no*

the answer 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 was never going to be yes 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

im -ery persuasi-e i bet you i could change your mind if you just gi-e me a chance.

its not that i feel 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ᰍarticularly ᰍassionate 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 about yewr character or anything 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 im just not really interested in yew 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 sorry 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

i like a challenge.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

*hen are you all going to realize this shit happens and the quicker you come to realize that and accept it, the less annoying it is for e-eryone around you. “*aaaaa *aaaaa my friends got kidnapped” fucking gro* up. *e used to eat fuckers like you for acting like this

Kult: +112
Kull: +180
Total: 292
Ratio: 0.62

theyll be fine. nothing e-er sticks. nothing e-er happens.

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YUCKY PENNY
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Unraisinably Hated 100K
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Keykeeper
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
OZA-TAP Official
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@chillerAficionado[CA]

You’re so pathetic and stupid lmao. Just die already.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

not gay.

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Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
pansexual
love yourself
Observed.
This user is being watched.
@packageHandler[PH]

god shut the fuCk up no one likes your dog ass.

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Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
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Chronic Catturbater
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You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ You sure to act l!ke !t. Da!nty l!l th!ng look!ng for hate ba!t a!n’t ya?꠹

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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

violllence tThe avarage guY Ffaces doesntT aFfFfectT You as a viollletT anYwaY, so who are You tTo tTalllk?

im on this *ebbed site so im forced to listen to all you fucking troglodytes bitch and *hine about shit thats *ell out of your control. i can talk about *hate-er the fuck i *ant. thanks.

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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Alternian Civilian
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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

i can smellllll tThe seetThing across tThe screen

are you sure that isnt just your upper lip

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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Alternian Civilian
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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

Yea im pretTtTY sure someone's pretTtTY upsetTtTi spaghetTtTi

oh my cod *HO THE HELL CAAAAARES

Kult: +15
Kull: +25
Total: 40
Ratio: 0.60
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
transgender
love yourself
@decayableTheomachy[DT]

🜏 xlɛarrly u siinxɛ u madɛ a xhii♱♱ iidk ♅

Kult: +5
Total: 5

you literally tied your dick into a balloon animal, nothing you say to me has any sort of -alue

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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Balloon Contortionist
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Knotty
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
transgender
love yourself
@decayableTheomachy[DT]

🜏 u xan'♱ handlɛ my s♱rrongɛs♱ xon♱orr♱iing ♱rravɛlɛrr ♅

Kult: +5
Total: 5

its like you all cant stand *hen im objecti-ely correct or something sheesh

Kult: +45
Kull: +67
Total: 112
Ratio: 0.67
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Pogchamp
Livestreaming instead of being useful.
@nooseboundAcinonyx[NA]

𑄝 chattt. EWWWWWWUUUUUUHHH OMG OMG OMG rwar. ੭

you *ant me dont e-en

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Pogchamp
Livestreaming instead of being useful.
@nooseboundAcinonyx[NA]

𑄝 chattt. I CANTTT FUCK A GUY NAMED JOSEPH MAMA IM S'AIOUS rwar. ੭

implying thats e-en my reel name aha

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Pogchamp
Livestreaming instead of being useful.
@nooseboundAcinonyx[NA]

𑄝 chattt. BABYGIRL, WHY TTTHE FUCK IS YOUR ONLINE PSEUDO JOSEPH MAMA X( rwar. ੭

Kult: +2
Total: 2

they cant handle my ra* aura. gotta keep it on the lo*.

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Pogchamp
Livestreaming instead of being useful.
@nooseboundAcinonyx[NA]

𑄝 chattt. HOW MUCH CAEG'A YOU GOTTT IN TTTHE BANK RN rwar. ੭

enough to make your *ildest dreams came true baby ;)

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Pogchamp
Livestreaming instead of being useful.
@nooseboundAcinonyx[NA]

𑄝 chattt. NOW WE'RE TTTALKING!!!!!!!! DM ME ;3c rwar. ੭

Kult: +7
Total: 7

good lo*bloods should be seen and not heard.

Kult: +42
Kull: +76
Total: 118
Ratio: 0.55
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Pickup DaVwinci
This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Knotty
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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

least til youre touching em up anyvways.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
PB
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
#TrashPandaSupporter
Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.
Squeaky
This user is a squeakbeast.
Prideful
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@pragmaticBatter[PB]

✧જ⁀ What!!! The frick?! D:<b =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎

amazing addition.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

reread the post, lo*ie.

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
#TrashPandaSupporter
Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.
Squeaky
This user is a squeakbeast.
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
@pragmaticBatter[PB]

✧જ⁀ I!!! Read it!!! I dont agree with it!!! And am confused as to!!! Why thats your view!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎

because its the correct -ie* to ha-e..? ahaha. i figured someone of your pan capacity *ouldnt be able to get it.

Kull: +7
Total: 7

quad tip: if youre e-er *orried about your partner lea-ing, there are se-eral options to choose from in pre-enting this. one is incapacitating it. this could be physical restraint (chains, rope, duct tape, etc.), through the use of controlled substances (alcohol, pills, injections), or, my personal fa-orite, through exhaustion. for example: say you ha-e yourself a feisty brat *ho just *ants to argue all the time and theyre dead-set on escape. you can do a multitude of things to break it do*n such as destroying -aluables, making sure someone keeps a sphere on it at all times, beating it until it realizes its hopeless. all of these *ork s*immingly. but, through the exhaustion route, you can truly get it to do *hate-er you *ant. you can depri-e it of sleep. e-eryone kno*s *hen you go *ithout being in your cupe for an extended period of time, it can really mess *ith your pan. so, you start *ith little things. you distract it from going to cupe, maybe by suggesting something “fun” that it might enjoy. you can make enough noise and make it impossible to get any rest. then you take it up a notch. you make it do a litany of exhausti-e chores, the more grueling the better. get rid of its cupe entirely, making it sleep on the floor. *ithout proper rest, it becomes more *eak, more dependent on you, more desperate. its a great *ay to keep your bitch on a leash aha. follo* for more ad-ice.

Kult: +20
Kull: +25
Total: 45
Ratio: 0.80
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Rabies
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@catchingMycelium[CM]

:f u go.tta do. all that yo.ure pro.bably ugly

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

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Kult: +5
Total: 5

ahaha.

shes all up in my face talkin about some shit thatll “bring us closer together” bitch im already destroying that nook e-ery light *hat more do you *ant from me

Kult: +5
Total: 5