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𓆝?? abcdefg or what♆𖦹°‧
𓆝did someone ask for a selfie of yours truly? #selfie !!!!!! :d https://file.garden/amabiqodswugfcjb/untitled153_20260825212450.png♆𖦹°‧
IT'S STILL TUESDAY. TITS OUT.
arright heres a pic, erititty tuesday https://file.garden/ZL6ncCeVhBA68iAX/bafkreifixsjpxo6mg2pydoygb4jxzdbfdfx5u3jizj4opmgrfhpc2blreq.wwebp #nsfww
...I fear I miss him already. ☽O☾h dear. ⋆˚࿔
⊹ Laundry is L⟡ADED! I can n⟡w sit ⟡n t#e was#er and sav⟡ur t#is small m⟡ment ⟡f n⟡t#ing g⟡ing ⟡n...it is D⟡⟡m Scr⟡lling time ⊹
⊹ #mm..if askb⟡xes are t#e trend, I guess I can ⟡pen up my ⟡ld ⟡ne? But y⟡u all #ave t⟡ pr⟡mise n⟡t t⟡ be t⟡⟡ weird.. ⊹
⊹ Pr⟡s ⟡f dry brus#ing; - G⟡⟡d f⟡r bl⟡⟡d circulati⟡n - Exf⟡liates skin wit#⟡ut #ars# c#emicals - Uncl⟡gs p⟡res and #elps wit# ingr⟡wn #airs - Makes y⟡u feel like a majestic #⟡⟡fbeast being brus#ed by a pretty lady w#⟡ als⟡ feeds y⟡u apples ⊹
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ < #nsfw some kitty titties for mew 3
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ < okay im done fumbling! hello! >
> 1t2 a2 2hr1mple a2 that <
⊹ #a#a, t#ank y⟡u! ⊹
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ < lot of hues on here >
⊹ Save me little nectar treat save ne ⊹
(֊⎚-⎚) Rumor Has It That @croesuskingpin Is Actually Bald And Wears A Wig To Fool People.. #rumorleech
⊹ Trying my best! ⊹
⊹ Grindset Mindset back in t#e game, g⟡d f⟡rbid I take a single nig#t ⟡ff! ⊹
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ You're so-- RUDE! Tha's-- not 'ow y'speak t' an Empress!! ⚓︎
🃟 ♢-- Jeepers, talk about choosing favorites! Xo) --♢ 🃟
[A video is posted without a caption. The camera is black, so all there is to take in is the audio. The ambient background noise is mostly the sounds of chatter and laughter at some kind of function. It's muffled and unclear, but there's a girl's voice that keeps brightly speaking, words mostly incoherent with only occasional clear random ones getting picked up. Most of the time she speaks, there is a rumble of laughter and sounds of amusement that follows right after. Only one sentence manages to be clear-ish the entire time, coming from the female voice. "--go hive--[unintelligible]--soon? I don'feel--[unintelligible]--what are--[unintelligible]--doing?” #substances #nsfwe #cw-sa #implied
⊹ ug# IM TRYING T#ANKS!!!!!! ⊹
⊹ “Full glam” IN TEN MINUTES 🙄🙄🙄🤪🤪🤪💥💥💥💥 ⊹
⊹ Y⟡u see me ⟡n y⟡ur televisi⟡n screen Y⟡u say my name s⟡ pr⟡udly I c⟡uld be t#e girl ⟡f y⟡ur dreams S⟡ tell y⟡ur lusus ab⟡ut me #lyricp⟡sting ⊹
[10 MEN 5 BUFF 5 FAT ONE RIT#HY ONE ROOM AND TWO HOLE$. ]
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judging from his posts he's a sex pest and an abuser i dont think he cares if theie are #nsfw #nsfwe #dark-topics
:33< *the mighty huntress bites mew and mew purrn into her during the next full mewn werewolf style*
X A top hat x
Yes yes n!w y!u are being inn!vative here
I need zomeone elze to pizz thiz guy off. You're probably the douchiezt, zurefire choice.
Open to boytoy applicationz zince apparently it'z a crime to talk to other men. <__#> #rant
Okay I'm Done Being Mentally Ill Tolight, I'm Like. Normal Again. Yeehaw.
⊹ 💪💪💪 ⊹
I'm DEAD Caelum KILLED ME and you're LAUGHING
yall ever scroll down the feed and just not read any of it
they’re putting me down tomorrow. yeah. for the yapping
⊹ ⟡# geez /// t#ank y⟡u!! ::) ⊹
⊹ ⟡⟡⟡⟡ yum!! ⊹
-- ravingGeneticist [RG] has disconnected! -- -- ravingGeneticist [RG]'s palmhusk has been crushed! --
*ੈ‧ ♱ . ݁₊ new profile pic†ure... i hope i† looks okay... ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
•ᴥ- go for it. -‿- -ᴥ•
[I TOLD YOU GUY$ I'D BE #UNT A$ FU#K ]
loving #dubcon where he whispers sweet nothings in my ear while i sob into the mattress #cnc #nsfwe
Criziz averted zince he'z juzt ZO fucking ztupid.
joe?
LMAO im watchin invader zim nd u can see on my profile bby ;3 xx
wow you were just rude but now your being f𖧧attering :) aww so nice okay i guess i can give you a pass ༄
(asual reminder that it’s also #mate7ourmatesmonda7 if 7ou wanna #nsfw
O-> Sto+mping O+ne Ho+o+f.. With Silly Intentio+n..
#nsfw gauging interest since i like when i post lewds and people praise me XP given my last lyricpost...do i record a video of me dropping it low? perhaps even clapping it? is the world ready?
[WHAT THE FU#K ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURE DELU$IONAL]
⊹ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ T☽o☾night's Tar☽o☾t Reading; IV ☽o☾f Sw☽o☾rds Rest after a peri☽o☾d ☽o☾f intense struggle and heartbreak. Much has been l☽o☾st recently, but this card indicates that ☽o☾ne is in rec☽o☾very fr☽o☾m that challenge. The message being c☽o☾nveyed here is that in ☽o☾rder t☽o☾ m☽o☾ve f☽o☾rward and rej☽o☾in life, we must pause and l☽oo☾k within. ⋆˚࿔
I know I ain't that smarrt but iunno if publicly puttin' yerr plans t' jump a bloke on th' site he uses is a good idea.
How much does she wanna be in them arrms?
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:/
| cAnt sAy reAlly. |ts uh compl|cAted
AND SHOE CLOSE UP CAUSE LOOK shiiiny!! Can sea yourshelf in these!
I'm ∞pening b∞yfriend applicati∞ns 😒
Anyψave. Look at my shoes. 3:)
Gonna start doing the splits in the middle of arguments like that love island gill ψith no ass.
\ 🍑 >< 🍑 /
I WOULD NEVER GET OVER ANYONE. EVER.
:33 < someone touch me
[I DO NOT THINK I'VE EVER WANTED TO EXPLORE A MAN$ BODY $O BAD BEFORE, NOT EVEN IN THE $EX WAY JU$T TOU#HING AROUND AND GETTING FAMILIAR WITH IT WHILE WERE BOTH $ILENT ABOUT IT YET $TILL ENJOYING IT IT$ JU$T $O UGHH UGHHHHHHH I HAVEN'T FEEL LIKE THI$ IN $O LONG IT$ REALLY WEIRD #YEARNING #VAGUEPO$TING #N$FW]
sunda7's (oming, and that means #si(knast7sunda7! and in an effort to make sure we're at an org7 and not just a horn7 part7, we're doing some new stuff! if 7ou're willing to parti(ipate, 7ou're invited! this sunda7, and the first sunda7 of ever7 perigee, no (lothes. (ome naked or strip at the door. identit7 (overing masks are allowed, but onl7 those. #nsfw
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
// same?
((Where do I RSVP :v
pleAse just stop :(
wowww i havnt posted in a whole >-< xx. hi guys xx. you missed me right xx? cause im the best troll on this whole site >o< xx
People really do love the-r k-dnapp-ngs on th-s s-te.
࣪⊹₊˚{ im likeeee, not even reely sure what else there is to say.... because this is pic is LITERALLLLYYYY me }._.{ #deepmaid #gillblogger #cullquette #gpoy #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
not really. it was joe daddy. you really do suck man.
JꐦE MAMA. GET FUCKED BITCH
joe.
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— HellO! —— (˘ ³˘)
iMMa say soMethin controversial here: foot fetishes aint even that baD :o/ it aint My thing of course. anD yeah the way soMe Motherfuckers go about posting or coMMenting about it is less than savory. but like as a kink? not the worst thing a bitch can be into. especially consiDering how coMMon it is. also Motherfuckers into feet are likely into huMiliation too so a lot of tiMes they post heinous shit on purpose to get off on the hate. just ignore or block if you genuinely Dont wanna interact with that shit. otherwise youre just helping eM stroke their bulge #nsfw
as a society wwe need to stop glazin stubby toed baddies theyre detrimental and outright tarnishin the reputation a the superior long elegant grippers of the wworkin class peasant the kind wwhat uses their prehensile piggies to grip crap off the floor wwith #toepostin
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Hello.
ôneuh us can crawꝈ thrôugh tunneꝈs tô reach certain areas. The uddah ône can shôôt grappꝈin' hôôks tô reach high pꝈaces if he's st&in' ôn da circꝈe. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
WHAT
I need a Strider in here immediately.
-_0" >> MY KI5ME5I5 W4N75 70 J0IN CHI77R PL5 D0N7 EMB4RR455 ME WHEN 7NEIGH 5H0W UP!!
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≈TH3 COLLAR IS NOT 4 #NSFW R3ASONS BTW ITS G3NUIN3LY JUST A FASHION ACC3SSORY THAT I LIK3≈
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, https://i.postimg.cc/0yz414FT/image-2026-06-07-172555174.png I know someone who would have won the pony battle... ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
wHaT ThE HeLl iS Up wItH PiAnOs? LiKe wHo tHoUgHt tO EnGiNeEr tHaT? mUcH To dIsCuSs...
⚓︎ "hey 〰〰hatre yo〰 drinkin?" 😑 dont piss me off