@ barackObama — # substance

1 week ago

Finished my work for the day and decided to have a beer to celebrate. The moment the seal cracked, TWO Cabinet members walked into my office with their own beer in-hand and an intern pulled out a case of Bud Light??

Kult: +15

Total: 15

holy shit im like the president what the fuuuuckkkk

Kult: +26

Total: 26

I can taste the sea read the wind and fuck the moon

#nsfw #substance

Kult: +42

Total: 42

I’ll be sure to update you all as I progress. To start, as always, this edible ain’t shit.

Kult: +36

Total: 36

I’ve seen enough, pass me the blunt.

Kult: +25

Total: 25

WE POPPIN BOTTLES ON ME TONIGHT. Or food, if you would rather not partake in drinking.

Kult: +57

Kull: +2

Total: 59

Ratio: 28.50

3 weeks ago

Junior rechitt’d my chit. I’m sure this is what crack feels like.

Kult: +20

Total: 20

Hey @alarmingApothecary can you bring just like. All of the sedatives to the DoD lab. Literally all of them.

Kult: +22

Total: 22

Big fan of when people who are obviously lit off the yayo have a visible lock in to appropriately tag their Chitts. I know it probably took you a solid thirty seconds to type "#substance" with one eye closed while completely stationary, but your dedication is appreciated and I commend you for it.

Kult: +40

Total: 40

“Can I smoke weed on the Gray House lawn?” Why would you need to do that.

I'm a wine tasting deep and the real question is where the hell's my matesprit

#substance #suggestive

Kult: +9

Total: 9

You guys didn't even know I was with Mr. Egbert this entire time, by the way. We're sharing wine and it's lovely.

Kult: +20

Total: 20

I need to stop drinking, I see a father on my timeline and immediately begin acting unwise.

Kult: +43

Total: 43

#TrivaNight update. Question one has just concluded and, to quote @corallineCataclysm, "whole house mad." Arguing immediately ensued. I am on my third beer. This will be an adventure for sure.

#substance #trivanight

Kult: +17

Total: 17

Please do not smoke build grist. Please just do drugs like a normal person.

Kult: +67

Total: 67

Drinking an entire bottle of Soju like it’s beer. I love Earth-C.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

#droneseason #nsfw #substance

It’s #DroneSeason and I’m a little toasted. This poor motherfucker doesn’t even know what he’s walking into. #substance #NSFW

Kult: +34

Total: 34

i am too inebriated for this i’m going to need all the striders to exit my dms immediately #substance

Kult: +16

Total: 16

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, you may have 1 (one) alcoholic #substance on me. I will be picking up the tab tonight.

Kult: +45

Total: 45

Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is perfectly legal. It’s the drunk crashing that gets dicey. #substance

Kult: +42

Total: 42

I think I need to drink approximately 100 beers. Which is a type of #substance, I guess

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00