@barackObama — #nsfw
Just heard an intern yell "IF YOU'RE ALWAYS FRIED AND EASY TO CRACK, YOU'RE JUST AN EGG!" No idea what that argument is about, but clearly I need to mind my own business immediately.
ARE WE FINALLY #NSFW POSTING AGAIN? FINALLY. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT— *I am tackled by three employees from HR*
I can taste the sea read the wind and fuck the moon
My matesprit. That’s it, that’s the #NSFW chit.
Insert #NSFW Chitt about my matesprit that I love here.
It has come to my attention that many of you are unfamiliar with the notion of consent. There are many definitions of #consent, one of which is "compliance in or approval of what is done or proposed by another." When Chitting about #NSFW topics, or replying to someone else's Chitt, is it important to ask yourself if they have consented to the NSFW information you are about to share with them. If they have not, I highly advise you against mentioning #NSFW topics to or about them, as that is likely to make them uncomfortable. While posting about NSFW topics, it is important to respect the consent of o...Read more
Insert mandatory #NSFW Chitt regarding my matesprit here. You all know the drill. I don’t even have to make them anymore. You already know what I’m going to say.
fuck this i’m going back to tossing my matesprit around. or at least attempting to.
Oh nevermind I see we’re hornyposting. Thankfully, I don’t even have to make a #NSFW post. I’m sure most of you know what I would say, so you may just insert a good one here.
I’ve stopped allowing Striders to participate in “Hear me out” conversations because someone always mentions that HOOFBEAST.
WE’RE POSTING BULGE? Glad I came back at the right time.
I was going to #NSFW post but I've come to realize I don't even have to. You can fill in the blank. You already know what I'm going to say.
Please don't make me explain sex to the horror terror. There HAS to be a Strider for this. You guys love talking about this kind of stuff.
#NSFW but in an OSHA violation way.
Wait are we #NSFW posting? I have something to say.
Doing a particularly difficult crossword and when I spoke the clue aloud, he immediately told me the answer without looking up. I need to get him pregnant.
Remembering when Rankmaid made an entire fanfiction about myself and my matesprit and he still wasn’t sure if I actually wanted to sleep with him. I did, obviously.
Husktop, make these guys super gay and horny.
Is it #NSFW hours yet or do I need to come back later?
[ This Chitt has been removed by HR due to #NSFW content. ]
Upon becoming aware of Mormon Doc Scratch, a Strider immediately asked about “soaking.” A Strider will, at the end of the day, be a Strider.
ough its got a li ttle kick
Ethan Winters is here. I need to be sedated. I need enough sedation to kill an elephant. I am gnawing on the iron bars of my enclosure. I am a threat to myself and others.
#Hornyposted about this guy so much that apparently everyone but him knew—his son had to tell him I was into him. #TraumaTuesday.
BROSEPH COME PICK ME UP I'M SCARED THE STRIDERS ARE TALKING ABOUT DOING YAOI
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT Let me be clear, when individuals on this platform refer to “#NSFW” activities (the acronym for Not Safe For Work), they are NOT referring to TOSHA violations. They are talking about sexual content.
For the record, I am still as insane about that man as always. Now when he posts something, I just have the ability to kiss him instead of embarrassing myself on Chittr.ing. However, most of the time I do both. It's simply important to me you know I am still as insane, if not more. That's a fine specimen of a man.
"Sorry I posted that I'm having sex with your father, he's a very nice man. You should reach out more. If it helps, you can come to the wedding." Is a conversation I have yet to master despite having to do it about seven different times.
I’m being told the Cherub posted ass so now everyone is getting naked. That logic tracks for the average Chittr user.
Last day of #DroneSeason soon. Who up Seasoning they Drones?
We don't need oiled up Strider; we got that at home.
Aaand we're posting bulge length. Yeah. I don't know what else I expected. #NSFW content is not surprising here, yet it surprises me regardless. How foolish of me. Goodnight.
It’s #DroneSeason and I’m a little toasted. This poor motherfucker doesn’t even know what he’s walking into. #substance #NSFW
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: NEW POLICY! I am proud to announce a #NewPolicy due to the beginning of #DroneSeason. All trolls who choose not to participate in Drone Season will NO LONGER be at-risk for being culled. It is completely legal to choose to practice abstinence during this time. You need only fill out the form labeled "NO BITCHES" found on the Gray House website. You may submit it either via drone, mail, or in-person. After the form is submitted, Drones will simply turn a blind eye to your #NSFW activities, or lack thereof. Thank you for your time.
You people don't understand I need to get him pregnant. #NSFW
It is officially #DroneSeason. This is, of course, an #NSFW topic. I have heard it referred to as a “mating season” of sorts.
HUMANS! I would like to alert you that troll mating season will soon be upon us. If you notice an increase in #NSFW activity during the season, please note that is entirely normal. The season will be over in a quarter of a sweep. Your understanding is appreciated.
I see it’s #NSFW time despite most of you only just waking up. Chittr is truly remarkable.
I need to get him pregnant. Most definitely #NSFW.
"Oh wow get a load of this guy" IM FUCKING TRYING !!!!! THIS IS #NSFW!!!
[ This message has been removed by HR due to #NSFW content. ]
he posted a picture but hes my matesprit so im normal now im so normal now im #normalmaxxing im so normal this is not #nsfw im so normal
I have something inappropriate to say. It is an #NSFW statement. I will not say it to preserve my sanity.
callie just gave me like 2 pills and i still need that man in a way that reinvents the human christian concept of idolatry #whatdatmean #nsfw
i think i’m going into rut i didn’t even know trolls could do this this is so #nsfw
[ This Chitt has been removed for #NSFW content. ]