@barackObama — #substances
At the end of the day, it’s me and this entire bottle of wine.
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Victims of the Trauma Beam, as well as those affected by #TraumaTuesday, are now entitled to financial compensation. Therapy at the Gray House is being provided. Alternatively, there is a ballroom directly next to it for those looking to get crunk. For the first time in history, illicit drugs and #substances are allowed in the Gray House. I will not stop you from coping. I will only encourage you to do so safely; the Head of Health & Safety will be on-call. Go nuts.
i need to do #substances and just stare at him for like three hours that would unlock universal secrets i think
#StriderSaturday the moment I consume #substances is most definitely the work of the CIA or NSA. They are out to get me.
This edible is weak. #substances
I am about to consume marijuana so I would appreciate it if you all would behave. Or send funny videos. Either one, I guess. #Substances