@barackObama — #traumatuesday
Victims of the Trauma Beam, as well as those affected by #TraumaTuesday, are now entitled to financial compensation. Therapy at the Gray House is being provided. Alternatively, there is a ballroom directly next to it for those looking to get crunk. For the first time in history, illicit drugs and #substances are allowed in the Gray House. I will not stop you from coping. I will only encourage you to do so safely; the Head of Health & Safety will be on-call. Go nuts.
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My wife was also killed by a Peanut. #TraumaTuesday
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#Hornyposted about this guy so much that apparently everyone but him knew—his son had to tell him I was into him. #TraumaTuesday.
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