@barackObama — #droneseason
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: NEW POLICY! I am proud to announce a #NewPolicy due to the beginning of #DroneSeason. All trolls who choose not to participate in Drone Season will NO LONGER be at-risk for being culled. It is completely legal to choose to practice abstinence during this time. You need only fill out the form labeled "NO BITCHES" found on the Gray House website. You may submit it either via drone, mail, or in-person. After the form is submitted, Drones will simply turn a blind eye to your #NSFW activities, or lack thereof. Thank you for your time.
I am still accepting Drones that were ALLEGEDLY hunted as #DroneSeason continues. Monetary rewards will be offered on a case-by-case basis.
I seem to have caused an unnecessary upheaval amongst you all. Let me be clear, I do not plan to have the title of President given to anyone else during my administration. We are not at war. The facts are simple: It is #DroneSeason soon, and my matesprit is extremely attractive. As VP, Madame Lalonde has always been authorized to take Presidential Control if I am not able to lead.
If for any reason this #DroneSeason I become momentarily incapable of acting as President, I would like to make it clear that @tentacleTherapist#7214, the VP of my administration, is fully authorized to act as President until my faculties return to me.
It's #DroneSeason, I can't do this right now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/itsdroneseasonhelpme.png
No the DoD budget increasing 300% has nothing to do with #DroneSeason, why would you ask?
Still paying handsomely for drones you happen to ACCIDENTALLY find destroyed this #DroneSeason.
In honor of #DroneSeason, there are RUMORS going around of individuals committing the ILLEGAL act of hunting drones for sport. While the Gray House would NEVER accept that kind of activity, if anyone HAPPENS to run into any ALREADY DEAD imperial drones, we would be MORE THAN HAPPY to take them off your hands, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, and return to you a MONETARY REWARD for your SERVICE to this planet.
It is officially #DroneSeason. This is, of course, an #NSFW topic. I have heard it referred to as a “mating season” of sorts.