@barackObama — #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
So we can all agree it was a tie, right? That Rankmaid and Damara tied? And no one won? And it was a tie, hence the switch conversation. We can agree on that, RIGHT?
We don't need oiled up Strider; we got that at home.
For the record, Rankmaid is protected under law if she culls this motherfucker by the way. She's fine.
In preparation for #rumblenight AKA #rumbleindapumpkinpatch, I ask all those able to bring sedatives to the event. I will certainly need them.
I would like to apologize for the person I am about to become while in attendance of #RumbleInDaPumpkinPatch. The behavior will be repeated, but I am already experiencing shame and it has not even occurred yet. Gog bless.
THERE’S ANOTHER #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH I’M GOING TO NEED GO BE SEDATED. #IMCOMING FOR SURE.