@barackObama — #violence
I don't even argue anymore. I just say "I will kill you to death with a gun" and that seems to show my feelings on the matter.
Is a Terezi variant live-chitting themselves being hit by a tornado?
I find it deeply hilarious watching alternative versions argue with another alternate version's matesprit. "No, I can't my [Matesprit] would kill me." That's adorable. Every time I see an alternate version of my matesprit, I immediately attempt to find a loaded gun.
NEW POLICY: #Trollbamacare now covers bullet wounds.
Slight update on the explosives: The anti-aircraft and missile shield is working as intended. However, I just looked outside and my Sec of Defense is on the lawn collecting the disabled explosives like fucking garden gnomes. I’m so fucking scared right now.
I love tealbloods. I approach them with the utmost respect and earnestness, and they regard me as if I just shot their lusus. I would die for them.
The next “live adaptation” GrubFlix attempts to do, I’m beating them to death with a hammer. Don’t worry.
Anyone caught posting Deltarune spoilers will be shot and killed via firing squad.
Update: Intern Leland (who suggested we play SBURB) was given a stern lecture by two separate Cabinet members, went into the break room, and was promptly atomized by Intern Jocaline. R.I.P. Intern Leland. Intern Jocaline will be properly scolded for her unacceptable behavior despite her claim that she was conducting DoD testing, stating "HE walked into MY atomizer" and that "natural selection is craaaazy."
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Accidentally getting good at fighting as a side effect of agreeing to get into fights with large, attractive men. #AWinIsAWin.
fuck this i’m going back to tossing my matesprit around. or at least attempting to.
Also huge shoutout to whomever said I should be more insane about my matesprit. You’re so right. Pretty sure that was Miss Trizza Tethis if I remember correctly. I’m going to go throw him through a wall right now for fun.
Can’t even argue with Striders anymore. Went to ask him if he was dropped on the head as a wriggler and then realized the answer is most definitely a “Yes, and” situation and I am not prepared to start that dialogue at the moment.
Furthest Ring is about to be the Further Ring once I get to it. I'll tell you that.
! PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUCEMENT ! Joe has been executed via firing squad. Gogspeed. Thank you for your sacrifice this #Pride.
! PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT I have been informed that Joe Biden (the human) escaped containment. As it is #Pride, and he is a heterosexual, he will be executed via firing squad at dawn as a sacrifice. Goodbye, Joe.
Thank you, @graveyardTakeover. I needed that today. I'm pretty sure your entire ship got atomized, though, so unfortunately not much data left to record.
Please note, if you are human and are going to claim you have heightened physical strength but are uninterested in fighting, I suggest you keep that information to yourself. The moment you mention it I, like many other trolls, will have the immediate thought of "let's test that out" and I do not want to accidentally injure someone. This urge takes a while to dissipate, so it is best avoided entirely. The concept of #violence does linger in the minds of many trolls. Thank you.
As a society we need to bring back shooting people that don't agree with you.
For the record, Rankmaid is protected under law if she culls this motherfucker by the way. She's fine.
If diplomacy doesn’t work, we can always use this gun I brought. I’m talking #violence
It's #FightNight. There was #violence. They have fought. They are shirtless and covered in blood. I think my matesprit is still shirtless in the lab. Life has never been better.
@cosmicHorror I will kill you to death with a gun. There will be #violence.