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@barackObama — #dashwatching

Is a Terezi variant live-chitting themselves being hit by a tornado?

Kult: +15
Total: 15

My Gog. They’re jumping her. #dashwatching.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

I believe I am witnessing a John Egbert variant getting jumped by two Aradias in real-time. #dashwatching.

Kult: +37
Total: 37

Look. Look. I am not here to judge you. I am practically the PR manager of the Striders (although I only like approximately four of them). My matesprit is a Strider. HOWEVER. I am begging some of you to get up. Do not fear. The mental asylum is only a phone call away! We will get you the help you need!

Kult: +39
Total: 39

Wait why are the plants fighting #dashwatching

Kult: +26
Kull: +7
Total: 33
Ratio: 3.71

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS #theeendofmy #dashwatching

Kult: +35
Total: 35