@barackObama — #pride
Great news: even with #Pride month over, I am still very in love with my matesprit. Bad news: I am now vulnerable, as my stat boost that I receive every Pride Month has ended.
Imagine how funny it would be if I stopped seeing my matesprit due to #Pride month coming to a close.
As #Pride month comes to an end, I encourage you all to take note of the companies and organizations who were merely using Pride as just another marketing tactic and what organizations truly put thought and effort into their support of the LGBTQ+ community.
New #Pride announcement from the Gray House! The Gray House, partnering with the TCDC and the Head of Health and Safety, @alarmingApothecary, are proud to announce the creation of the Gender Fluid! Stop by the Gray House to have a drink, free of charge!
NEW POLICY! Great news! This #Pride, the Gray House is expanding its outreach initiatives. All current Earth-C citizens and residents are now eligible for a monthly stipend of 1,500 Caegars if they are a member of the LGBTQIA*+ community. This policy will be put into effect immediately, and currently has no application deadline. Please note, all applications are processed manually via interns, so a delay of 1-3 minutes may be observed. We here at the Gray House understand times may be tough for some of you, and we want to give back the best we can in order to ensure your wellbeing. Advancements ...Read more
! PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUCEMENT ! Joe has been executed via firing squad. Gogspeed. Thank you for your sacrifice this #Pride.
! PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT I have been informed that Joe Biden (the human) escaped containment. As it is #Pride, and he is a heterosexual, he will be executed via firing squad at dawn as a sacrifice. Goodbye, Joe.
NEW POLICY! This #Pride, we here at the Gray House are proud to announce we are partnering with the TCDC and top medical experts to figure out M!Preg. Research is currently ongoing, but we will keep the public updated with all the latest information. Soon, you WILL be able to get men pregnant. Thank you.
The only straight couple allowed to be seen this #Pride is Jesse and James from TeamRocket. Everyone else needs to go home.
This #Pride, I’m firing all the cis straight people. If you are cis and straight & are still employed… You’re going to have a very weird time in a couple of months.
This #Pride, I'm adding more chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay.
Happy #Pride Month to Slenderman's gay cousin, Michael, AKA Ilikemenderman.
Good to see Catholic Doc Scratch is in his #Yaoi arc in celebration of #Pride. I love to see it.
This #Pride, the Gray House is partnering with Uzumaki Naruto to find Sasuke. Gay rights.