Barak Trollbama
@barackObama
President of Earth-C Information, including Cabinet Applications -> https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co
I think I need to get gayer. I think that would fix me.
Pretty sure I have a limeblood on staff. #DiversityWin.
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I understand. It is a valid question, and I understand why you were curious. I also do not want to showcase any limeblood members of my staff, as they may not be comfortable showcasing that information on Chittr.ing.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ You are a wise leader ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
I am working closely with my advisors to codify a federally mandated "Nap Time" for those who would benefit. Stay tuned.
Almost forgot to take my meds. Almost because, well, #NeverForget.
I Will simply take all my meds for the month at once to stay ahead of the curb.
Big fan of when a Doc Scratch or Caliborn starts losing it on the timeline. What are you worried about little fellow? Scheming? I hope you’re having fun.
This is not a vague post. Literally scroll down a single post and there it is.
Trollbama. And I may have exaggerated slightly, but you must admit yourself as well as other variants of yourself do love to be emo on the timeline. It’s endearing.
I adore my matesprit’s offspring. Dave and that other one.
If I mention him in your replies he starts seething
I did not want to leave him out of the post, although he would have likely preferred it, so it was really the only option. He has his quirks, as do we all.
God King? God Prince? No. I'm the President, and very proud of the fact I was elected democratically.
I dislike individuals who vape or use e-cigarettes. If you’re going to risk lung cancer, you should be risking it to smoke a menthol or a cigar like a MAN.
[MISC.] ...] [S] Sorry Mr. President sir.] [MISC.] 😰]
This is true. It does originate from a period in history that ties it to masculine ideals. However, I choose to utilize it without that context, as gender is a topic of great nuance. I believe the phrase is seen as sexist solely by those who believe that "taking it like a man" is implying men are stronger, which is false. I am using it to mean "to suffer without complaint," which does not equal strength. In fact, in some cases, it could mean great stupidity—similar to how giving yourself lung cancer by smoking carcinogenic sticks is, to some, also stupid. It is important to take the topic of gender seriously. "Taking it like a woman" would often make people think of the opposite, but in actuality, women and men are not opposite. They are simply two sides of a different spectrum—and believing that "taking it like a woman" would be inherently negative towards women showcases the bias of the listener, not the speaker.
but have you considered the trans people in your constituency that dont want gendered terms applied to a thing that they do
Perhaps I was not clear in my previous point; allow me to clarify. There are many gendered terms around, idioms included. Women can engage in "man" behavior, and vice versa. Some say driving a scuttlebuggy with one hand is a "masculine trait," which is foolish. It's just a way to drive. We are all, unfortunately, bound by gender. At least, in the reality I currently reside in. However, it is a spectrum. I, despite being male, exhibit what some may say are "female traits." I Groogled the phrase, and was met with the following list: Empathy and Sensitivity, Nurturing and Caring, Courage, Communicativeness. As President, I do hope I embody many of those traits. No one is entirely 100% male or 100% female—we are all simply on a spectrum. While I can respect that certain individuals, especially trans individuals, may not want to be associated with a certain gender, it is a fact of life we are a mixture of both. They have simply changed what end of the spectrum they are on. Are trans men inherently careless? No. Despite that being a very masculine trait according to Groogle. Nor are they inherently more empathetic, despite that being a traditional female trait. A trans woman may "take it like a man" and not complain about suffering. They could also just as likely complain about their suffering as well, therefore not "taking it like a man." The idiomatic phrase "to take it like a man" does not mean the person is of the male gender. Just like the phrase "do it like a girl" does not woman the person is of the female gender (although I feel that phrase is utilized solely to disrespect women, and will not use it myself—that is a different conversation altogether). If trans individuals do not want to associate with the phrase, they do not have to. They, like all individuals, are simply strong. Strength is not defined by gender, nor is suffering without complaint. Some associate it with men, hence the phrase, but most importantly it is not something only males do. If trans individuals feel a negative emotion from being associated with the phrase, I would never tell them how to feel; I would respect their choices and would alter my language when referring to them. However, that has not yet occurred, and thus, I will continue to use the phrase.
Take your medication.
But this would require me to get up and my girlfriends arms are oh so very comfy.
Perhaps a boyfriend to do your bidding, then. There are always options. However, I respect your choice of having a singular girlfriend.
Not to sound rude in any way because I respect you Mr President but ew men. Thank you for respecting my decision though nonetheless.
I didn’t realize I needed to make this announcement, but here we are. It is HIGHLY advised not to attack or cull any members of the Gray House staff, especially on Gray House property. Unfortunately for all aggressors, the Secretary of Defense knows how to fight.
I'm keeping this in mind, thank you for the confirmation Mr President.
Both the Yaoi and the Yuri have been committed in the Oval Office directly. I was, of course, only present for the Yaoi.
Weirdly enough, no they have not. The Oval Office has only experienced the Yaoi and the Yuri. It has not yet experienced straight individuals engaging in sexual activity
Strange, but also not unusual. Yuri and yaoi are leagues above most straight relations.
Every interaction with my moirail reminds me of the attached image of this human man. It is brutal, partly due to the fact my moirail is Caliborn and mostly due to the fact he is entirely correct.
tHIS EXPLAINS, sO MUCH, i WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS,
Haha yeah I do love drone strikes. I am unsettled to hear you believe my policies reflect his influence.
nOT ENTIRELY HIM BUT, i CERTAINLY BELIEVE THAT HE COULD SWAY, a REGIME INTO, m1LQUETOAST,
I believe so as well. I tend to make decisions opposite of his advice when it comes to my policies. However, he unfortunately makes good points when speaking personally.
IMPORTANT PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT We here at the Gray House would like to regretfully announce the passing of the humanitarian icon and country music icon, Dolly Parton. As a lifelong activist for Grub Literacy, I am sure Mrs. Parton would approve of our gesture here at the Gray House: All public libraries will be immediately stocked with newly created books for Grubs. We are also taking steps to BAN all imperial drone activity in and around institutions of learning. This includes all schools, libraries, and select cafes. I miss you already, Mrs. Dolly Parton. Your legacy will forever live on in our minds.
⊹ T#is is an incredible way t⟡ #⟡n⟡ur #er!! ⊹
I am pleased to hear that. Thank you for your support in this trying time.
Oh my Gog. Dolly Parton… I’m in agony.
I FUCKING FOUND IT
in an ideal world it would be women, of the butch variety.
I’m missing a fucking screw.
No. You've misplaced the entire tool8ox.
sometymes i thynk i am myssing more than one...
furniture hardware is dyfficult to keep track of! i recommend a tackle box or somethyng similar to hylp!
I am currently assembling a desk for an intern. Out of raw pride, I will not ask any of my highly trained staff members to assist me. I’m the President, I should be able to assemble a desk.
I don’t need directions. Directions are for idiots. And I am very smart.
if the desk ribbit betrays y0u ribbit i will destr0y it ribbit #vi0lence
Maybe but I've tried to assemble a shelf with no directions once and got decidedly not a shelf sooo
Started slow blinking at my autistic staff members to show them I am not a threat.
DOES THIS WORK? I USUALLY STARE AT THEM UNTIL THEY GET ACQUAINTED.
"= i kind of just squint. i squint perpetually. it gets. my message across. ="
In a kinder universe, perhaps we would have Jeff the Carer.
would he sing you to sleep.
Can a man not contain multitudes. Can he not be a fully realized creation with different facets, all equally capable of letting in light? But no all you wanna do is reduce him to his multiple horrific murders Do better Mr. President
he dOEsn't wAnnA jeff the kill, he only wants to jeff the hug... what a wOnderfUl world that wOUld be.
He has named himself “the Killer.” When one names themselves, it becomes synonymous with their being. Jeff the Killer may contain kindness, but he has defined his character via the name “Jeff the Killer.” So his true passion is, at this time, being the Killer.
Not on Chittr.ing during the weekends, because Chittr.ing isn’t just a hobby. It is my job, and I never work on weekends. #bar
Pretend I’m not the President saying these things. As President, I obviously work every day, including weekends.
I love celebrating things.