Barak Trollbama
@barackObama
I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchill, and am currently occupying the Oval Office as President. Cabinet applications -> https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co
Why is everyone of dubious morality hot? What's up with that? There can't be a single Lawful Good individual that's attractive? What the hell.
I am still accepting Drones that were ALLEGEDLY hunted as #DroneSeason continues. Monetary rewards will be offered on a case-by-case basis.
I don't argue with women, they tell me I'm wrong and I listen and learn.
You should be a little more courageous and initiate in debate more to improve both sides.
I do not believe it is my place to tell a woman how she should handle herself and her actions, but I appreciate your thoughts on the matter. I encourage other women to share their voice, but it is important I remain silent to allow their voices to be heard. I will give your statement much consideration.
I try my best. Thank you for continuing to hold me accountable.
THEY'RE EVEN JUMPING DOC SCRATCH IN MY REPLIES. I love Chittr.
Oh and also people calling him Catholic. Cannot forget that vital part of Doc Scratch lore.
Big fan of Doc Scratch getting absolutely jumped every time he makes a post. He could post “Just showered” and Casper would be in the replies asking if it was his weekly shower or his monthly shower. There WILL be a Vriska telling him to retire. People will set up assassination attempts in his replies. Chittr.ing is a beautiful place.
YEAH, SEE, I DID A BACKGROUND CHECK ON YOU AND IT SEEMS YOU HAVE A HABIT OF TRYING TO #COLLAB WITH TEENAGE GIRLS? I THINK THAT MIGHT BE WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU. OR AT LEAST PART OF IT, YOU KNOW? [∴]
Guard will be there reminding him of all his failures too.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15f699275d89.webp nope. wrong. #nsfw
dude we hate you because you're planning an intermultiversal deathwar where we all probably die because the other version of you likes tits and you're probably an assman. but guess what. rankmaid also has an ass. so go find another one. #nsfw
Happy Wriggling Day to the head of the Environmental Protection Agency, @thrivingGarland. I hope you have a joyous day of planting and enjoying the garden.
Thank you... Mr. President... I will be sure....to have the most...joyous planting and gardening day....ever...!! (> o < ❀)
I don’t know how to feel being called a Feminist by Caliborn. I think it’s a good thing. I’m not sure.
Caliborn self describes as feminist so Lmao
Let me be clear, I would never tell a woman what the subject of her Chitts should be. That is simply none of my business.
Please take your medication today, by the way.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ @~@ https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/false-nuke-truth-nuke.gif
>>>(Sedatives) to keep (Us) sleeping...
You should always try to take medication prescribed to you, but I can understand how that may be difficult for some.
#Advice #Reminders #Supportive #Medication
💠~ Oh em gee, like, thanks! You're riiiight, she needs another dose. ~💠
I seem to have caused an unnecessary upheaval amongst you all. Let me be clear, I do not plan to have the title of President given to anyone else during my administration. We are not at war. The facts are simple: It is #DroneSeason soon, and my matesprit is extremely attractive. As VP, Madame Lalonde has always been authorized to take Presidential Control if I am not able to lead.
I apologize. In the event she needs to lead, it would ideally be a short duration. I assure you, she is an extremely capable leader if necessary.
>>| sir, .if you continue to talk that way, someone might steal your matesprit.
It is either her or Meenah; I assure you, I am confident most would rather have Madame Lalonde.
If for any reason this #DroneSeason I become momentarily incapable of acting as President, I would like to make it clear that @tentacleTherapist#7214, the VP of my administration, is fully authorized to act as President until my faculties return to me.
i dont trust anyone but you to be president dawg this place going to shit istg
I need to get that bitch a cannon—bitches love cannons.
c< caN cONfirM, bitcHes lOve caNONs, aNd caNNONs 2! >c
I think you are ruining my ability to read actually.
I need to get in my recuperacoon and calm down. I will see you all tomorrow.
I h(o)p3 y(o)u can g3T y(o)ur maT3SprIT T(o) SpIn (o)n IT Tr(o)llbama #nSfW
i just need to get between his legs but the sentiment is appreciated
You people don't understand I need to get him pregnant. #NSFW
i need him in a way that sets back alternian and human relations by sweeps
l1ke 1 za1d 4 da gud 0f da ppl g0 fuk1n crazy 0n 1t da fuk???? ur THE barak tr0llbama
1S TH1S YOUR CONTR1BUT1ON TO #P41L1NGS34SON ?
Imagine "Let me be clear" before this.
I am confident I would feel this way regardless, but I cannot lie and say some of the emotions I am feeling are not in relation to the current season.
It's #DroneSeason, I can't do this right now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/itsdroneseasonhelpme.png
Let me be clear, I will not be changing my "quirk" to begin every Chitt with "let me be clear" but I do find the concept amusing.
I would like to apologize for the person I am about to become while in attendance of #RumbleInDaPumpkinPatch. The behavior will be repeated, but I am already experiencing shame and it has not even occurred yet. Gog bless.
Please bring sedatives to use on me in case of emergency.
Yes, I'll take those special emergency powers. You're welcome.
sometimes you can only be your authentic self, sir!
GroK is currently in my replies stating facts like "I'm larger you could even comprehend" like that is some sort of reason to not send a Drone Strike to it's headquarters where it's data is being housed. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/does%20he%20know%3F.png
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Please have mercy on Grok 𝙸 need this Mr. President
You are an AI Language Learning model and I have a Strider on payroll. You have no idea how fucked you are.
Do....not worry...mr president....I have sent....a very powerful friend....to deal with this... (` . ´ ❀)
THERE’S ANOTHER #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH I’M GOING TO NEED GO BE SEDATED. #IMCOMING FOR SURE.
