Barak Trollbama
@barackObama
President of Earth-C Information, including Cabinet Applications -> https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co
I sleep very soundly clutching a list of all my Cabinet members. If I ever wake in alarm, I simply remind myself how absolutely stacked the Cabinet is and then return to my recuperacoon. Works like a charm.
I am so glad 8ecause I sleep with a list of your name over and over and I was worried it was weird
What do you mean there’s a possibility Mitch McTronnel is dead?
If not, I say we bake him into a giant pie and throw it at city hall!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I support the Yaoi as well as the Yuri
.YOu .i need a favor from yoU .i want a coronation at the grey house for my brand new flashy title of soft butch king of lesbian chittR .if you do it i promise i will not glitterbomb the lawnrinG
We Can Always Count On You, Trollbama. #trollbamacares
National Holiday for whenever Mitch McTronnel dies.
Hypothetically what if I were to kill him, Mr President would I be awarded anything for my valiant efforts?
Autoquirk feature, how I adore you.
Excuse me, what exactly is your quirk? I haven't noticed any unique features to your typing style.
I, as well as yourself it seems, do not have a quirk. I am referring to those with quirks that are a little more difficult to read.
Don't 8e fooled, my own remains distinctively recogniza8le at first sight. ::::) However, I understand what you meant earlier. Thank you for clarifying.
Medication. Take it.
discovered my medication is dagger presence. sadly cant take it anytime.
ill take anything if its given to me by a beautiful woman #suggestive
Take your medication. Drink water. Eat something. You know the drill by now.
Okaay thaank you trollbaamaa▪︎ Brobaamaa▪︎ Thaankss dude▪︎
I’m matesprits with a Strider. I am aware of the “Ligma” jokes, hence why I did not ask “what is Ligma?” I am also familiar with “Sugon.”
The demand for Grapefruit has been steadily decreasing over the past few years.
I don't even argue anymore. I just say "I will kill you to death with a gun" and that seems to show my feelings on the matter.
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"Kill you to death" is necessary, by the way. "Kill you" does not come across violently enough.
sO MoThErFuCkInG ReLaTaBlE Mr. PrEsIdEnT. aLl mOtHeRfUcKeRs sEeM To uNdErStAnD Is vIoLeNcE. (O:
DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT THEM DEAD. DARK THOUGHT BUT KILLING WITH A GUN IS TOO FAST TO GET THE POINT ACROSS FOR ME. MORE LIKE I WANNA KILL THEM WITH SICKLES SO IT’S SLOW, IRRITATING, AND PAINFUL. #VIOLENCE
Take your medication and be sure to drink plenty of water.
Gracious reminder, good Trollbama! I had gotten so absorbed in my academics. Many thanks to you, president! I tip my hat to thee.
Got it, take plenty of narcotics and consume plenty of "water" (Everclear), got it Mr. O8ama! Very cool!!!!!!!!
"Ugh, I can't believe they just went into the bathroom right when I was about to shower." - Man who hasn't moved and has made no plan to move.
For the record, we here at the Gray House obviously have more than one bathroom. The other one is just the one the interns have dubbed "the smoking bathroom" so I tend to avoid using that one.
This x10 when it's your sibling ༘⋆ ༘⋆
holy shit fujoshi jigsaw
So like... a murderous version of The Rankmaid?
A member of my Cabinet just walked by and stabbed me. Never let them know your next move, I guess.
I think it's fine to trust your staff it shows good work relationships, however if they quite literally stab you maybe thinking about getting some more security as backup.
god trollbama please dont die. ive seen what comes after you and i dont think i can do it again man.
Project Hail Mary is smart blond man propaganda. Do not fall for it.
It's too late for me, so it is important you save yourselves.
like. propaganda of blond men being smart. or propaganda of smart blond men.
Propaganda of "I already almost proposed to my matesprit once and I cannot go through that again."
aw shit the smart flighty blond got to you too huh? my sincerest condolensces man. speaking from experience wine helps.
COMPUTA, MAKE THEM GAYER.
"Sorry: The users you're trying to gay harder have reached maximum gayness, please try again l8er."
Please stop stealing food. That is not necessary. We here at the Gray House believe that food is a basic right of all citizens of Earth-C. You need only to stop by and inform myself or a member of my staff of your needs, and the requested items will be procured for you.
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Hello Trollb★m★ I require ★ frozen se★food boil ★nd ★ microw★ve. Where might I find these things?
this is targeted harassment against me
Hence why it was not a direct order, but a plea. Stealing food is not, and will never be, a crime.
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DUDE HELP ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME
We can't talk here. Let's go spend 47 Caegars on the Jeremy Renner app.
just keep your thum8 on the 8utton to see how high the num8er goes !!
Just heard an intern yell "IF YOU'RE ALWAYS FRIED AND EASY TO CRACK, YOU'RE JUST AN EGG!" No idea what that argument is about, but clearly I need to mind my own business immediately.
clearly i must know more actually what a curious thing to hear
well then call me an omelet the way i be gettin my shit scrambled.
We’re doing heightposting again? I’m still 6’2” I haven’t grown any.
Let me be clear, it is not considered "meatriding" if the individual could actually do it.
[|87 :: You also love r;d;n h;s meat anyways so regardless you techn;cally w;n
Crazy to read. Also, I don't have meat to ride clarification. So purely this is all hypothetical and metaphorical meatriding.
i agree, but i also pity the fact that i agree you perplex me as always, mr. president
My matesprit is simply, as I have heard the turn, "Him." I, admittedly, am glad you resonate with my Chitt.
i'm a moody troll, but i'm never one to deny when something is based thank you for your #based take
Ah, in that case, you are very welcome! I'm glad you consider my opinion based.