♥ liked by @barackObama
@barackObama Can you fact-check this, Mr. President? https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/obama.png
Time for a face reveal I guess. #catarchy #selfie https://files.catbox.moe/kam2h0.png
Denizens of Chittr, your Perv Princess has returned. #mildnsfw
May the Lord be with you in this beautiful morning
Does anyone want to Jeff the Go to build-a-bear with me? #jorkerdoNOTinteract
#fishingfriday ahead! Therefore, #eridanweek is weak.
Hė.. His last ṅamė is hyphėṅatėd. ȯh my gȯg
i will see that they are married in the greyest of scales. #noir #millerverse
youve gotta be joking me off rn
He can not affect my world.
@barackobama we need a policy change for these lovers stat.
I almost forgot it was #funnymailboxfriday . https://i.postimg.cc/6QqPBMJz/image.png
Killing people is bad.
I do not appreciate the amount of people endorsing murder on my post.
its find my pages friday
I'm (Ooh) I'm okay btww in case any of you lovvelies (Callin all my lovvelies, ooh) wwere wwonderin - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Well Chittr, I'm off for the day (not like yesterday, where I kept coming back) I hope you all are on your worst behaviors. Break stuff, fuck people, get high. I'll check in on you much later tonight, or tomorrow. I know most you won't miss me too much. #substances #mildnsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd31c88c37bf.png
ugh dont worry they do this like 2x a fiscal yr or w/e
dude can u just call him or something
has anyone checked on that stock image of a brick wall i sure hope nobody's unzipped it and did an epic skateboarding trick through it
that was the fastest enemies to lovers i think ive ever seen #millerverse
It goes further, too. A ronin is kind of like a private eye, too- wandering from case to case in search of... in search of justice!
Both are bound by a code, beholden to a lord (or boss), and utilize their skills, ideally, in service of the people. They have their iconic weapon... like I know a gun is not a blade. But.
D3t3ctiv3 Noir: Into th3 Yaoiv3r23
Unlik3ly? mayb3. Impo22ibl3? Al2o mayb3.
3v3ry day i2 my hatchdat3
It's okay!!! Once I get my charred stuffing replaced and you heal furrrom your burns, we should meet up sometime and snap a pic! mew~ 💖✨
maddie i cant believe we didnt get any pictures together before the bomb went off 0n0
Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs 👑 @barackObama 🏓 @archiveAddict and 📸 @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ 💖✨
find my pages
congratulations
i cant believe that just happened #eridanweek
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You Died. @nounVerbed #eridanweek.
There is no shame in having doubts, insecurities, or fears. I would like to share one of mine, so that you know you are not alone out in this broad reality of ours. Sometimes I find myself caught in my own reflection, wondering; Do I speak for the people because I am the Signless, or am I the Signless because I speak for the people? Where does the line between nature and action lay, and how broad is it? How blurred? I believe I am doing the right thing, and I believe I am doing it for the right reasons. But who am I to say how that defines my character to others?
This will have an effect on some deliveries I think.
im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)
I'm Secretary of Degeneracy. It's literally my job to be a degenerate. I have presidential leave to post the opposite of modesty.
I often find myself stargazing. I know that across the Empire's many colony planets, trolls gaze up at vastly different constellations, the patterns and brightest motes appearing alien in comparison to the view from our homeworld. But they are the same stars all the same. We all stare up at the same stars, even if they do not look the same from where we stand.
And I, in turn, appreciate your compliment. But I do not consider myself necessarily more mature than anyone else; Merely open to that which I do not already know.
I am often asked if I could forgive even the Empress herself for her part in the suffering of our people. What I think we should be asking, instead, is whether the Empress is capable of redemption. Yes. A thousand times yes. I believe that there is no troll beyond redemption. Were the Empress to walk up to me and ask for guidance in trying to be better, who would I be to deny her that? But she has to want it. We have to want it. You have to want it. That is the difference, the defining factor, at the end of the night. We cannot save those who dig their heels in and refuse to be saved.
Standard technique: go to bed but not to sleep yet
youre welcome. and yeah thats cool.
Here you go @barackObama #eridanweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8b28d8e7e9e.jpg
Every Time I Post A Nude The Site Crashes. There Has To Be A Connection. #nsfw
Chittr straight up died Stream my song I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) by Pitbul!!! https://open.spotify.com/track/13plQdOoWSSXPRUSZc5FuM?si=6b241cb4cc2d4865 daleee
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you got it.
i can definitely make that. whats your shirt size.
*wearing a tee that says "#eridanweek 'sploded"*
Remember everyone! Even ;f you don't th;nk ;t's rad;oact;ve, remember to take your ;od;de p;lls! Rad;at;on can make your horns fall off.
yeah, explosion.
GO GO GADGET YURI BLAAAAAAAAAAAST 👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👭👭👭🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👧👩❤️👩🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👧👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️👩🤼♀️👩❤️💋👩
I fuckiiiing l◯◯◯◯ve †hȺ† †hiiii§ guuy i§ iiin chȺrgeee
:33 < i f33l mewr pain, meowster purresident trollbama....
:33 < i am currently enjoying my next day at #eridanw33k by observing an exhibition match :33 < of course betw33n the ever so brave jagg, up against cool calm and oh so collected mister strider! :33 < and ampurra is there too?? i think?? :33 < big apologies to my followers as i got a case of the sl33pies as i was watching :33 < please make sure to watch the clawclusion with me! who will win?! :OO #iamrootingforboth #teampeace #teamtie #teammewnity
<-No, Mr. Troll-Presidant, don't do it!
after the show, im sure.
jeme me me meem emee too me em e
im so fuckgindizzy dude
i llove mennn..
#tagcream #creamhim #nsfw #imcreaming #eridanweek
Just led my hoof8e4st to w4ter #8lessed smooth s4iling so f4r
fuck yes live your truth king i mean mr president
Don't we all?
you are so barak the brave for telling us
trollbama the best of us do
:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
s0 real!!! ugh wish i c0uld v07e f0r y0u again xc
#mypresident
time to jeff the kill
Shared a beer with the Purrresident at #eridanweek OMFGGG mew~ 💖✨ -with @barackObama @archiveAddict @beforianTimes [Attached is a somewhat blurry photo of Trollbama with a beer in his hand, looking intently at the stage. Rankmaid is in the next seat over, slumped back in her chair with blood dripping from her nose as Muckrake is fanning her with a sweat-drenched towel]
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SUSPICION THAT SOMEONE I KNOW IS BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW. BUT NOT EVEN IN THE WAY YOU'D IMMEDIATELY EXPECT THEM TO.
eridan week ends with me jeff the killing him
~vvill not be attending #eridanvveek for the sake of my physical and mental health
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Gay sex! © SBURB 2009
men SsshirtleSssSss and covered in oil
:33 < COMMENTATOR ANNOUNCEMENT #eridanw33k THE SHOW IS SET TO BEGIN SOON!!
Imminent: Eridan Week, and Rumble! #eridanweek
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
@darkTrolls @barackObama . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . @exiledUniverse .
Barak I have instigated a tariff war, and Cordell Troll is telling me I have worsened the depression.please help me barak.
B33 < ladder ahead B33 < therefur reminiscent of snake...
Oooooo, I only died that first timeeee (Mmmm) And they brought me back like those Betty Crocker Mug Treats™ I lovve so much, girl (So much) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Hey #Alternia, 305 to Worldwide, how you doing on this fine #Pitsday, daleee
its great being #stable and #normal
trollbama
older model automatic doors that kind of struggle sometimes you have to press on the pad a few times to wake them up or wave in front of the sensor
shin godzilla
glados
that voice that says "wait!" when you press a stop walk button and every time you press it it gets louder and louder
every single angel from nge but specifically leliel and ramiel
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1489132389685919946/unnamed_11.webp?ex=69cf4e1c&is=69cdfc9c&hm=8a0e312656ef793eb166217b172d49c7cc60215fd5ee6df4c524367e1ce96793&=&format=webp&width=691&height=829 #memes
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
I hearby announce that Sgrub is officially a 'Soulslike'. I had to break my quirk for this. This is painful.
ok i think its about time for another art raffle of dubious quality we passed 4013 on the kult thing react to this post if youre interested in entering so i can make a list ((THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE RAAAAHHH!! i shall give back to the peoples :catjam: its been nice interacting with the fandom like this <3 )) #artraffle #art
> m1gra1ne #mygra1n
who wouldve thought going outside while its raining because its the perfect time for my kid to look for #worms would lead to me being cold as fuck
Yeah pexple wanting tx 'klap' xthers aren't jvst wanting tx kxngratvlate them.
I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY TROLLBAMA
AHAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY ALMOST FUNNY ENOUGH TO MAKE ME BETRAY THE EGGMAN EMPIRE
Consider yourself more valuable to me as an individual than an omniscient cue ball who fancies himself a romantic suddenly.
It could be less theoretical, if you were to stop entertaining a certain cue ball and speak to those worth the effort. Like @barackObama
thank you for do1n someth1n about th1s problem, mr pres1dent... ser1ously lame how they're do1n the release order...
Ahh, may the flames guide thee. In short, let there be chaos.
Im LIstEnIng to chug jug wIth you on Loop whILE I do my homEwork and youd thInk It makEs mE hatE thE song but Its morE soothIng than anythIng I fEEL LIkE a buLL It madE mE LEss frustatEd
GET HER ASS TROLLBAMA
▲for once a president i don't totally hate▼
Trollbama th3 GOAT
ION KNOW, THEY WANT SOMEONE GET SHAVED BALD AND MADE A PETITION FOR IT.
starting off a skit about 9/11 with IN NEW YORKKK will never not be funny
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
hell yeah dawg, didn't even know it was autism day
Yeah, that makes sense. Time to go tell my sister she's autistic. Thanks.
i got married on autism day fuck yessss
:33 < public shipping announcement (a purrsa if mew will) davekat is canon and they are married and are gonna have 10 million grubs. i love it when a ships canon :33
congrats on the marriage im looking both of you directly in the eyes and shaking your hands @carcinologyGenarch @dStrides
just had the first chittr wedding ever are you guys proud of me
i understand that today was supposed to be a day of prnanks and foolishness but today i recieved: a pushup video with a whimpering and moaning man that was made just for me that i havent stopped rewatchhing i think probably about eighteen times now a photo set of a as the humans would put it dilf doing extremely lewd things to his own body i absolutely reek i need to get in the ablution trap as soon as possible (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i need to meditate, humiliation, archive rating: E)
watching the wedding with my #shadesoff and #pinkpawslippers on
april fools day is over no longer is it show me your pages its now time to find my pages https://i.imgur.com/Rk73Wno.png
:33 < pulling up to the strider-vantas wedding to mog on them while i squeal about yaoi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a05031d723b4.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fa9d2a58c84.jpg You may be a great nsfw person but are you make trollbama cum on 69th notification good? #nsfw
H4WK TU4 #CH1T0NTH4TTH4NG
((That was my 69th Notification, thank you Barak Trollbama))
caught in the cross fire of mad strider bars
((NEVER DID i fathom i would be rping #nsfw between John Darksouls and Troll Barack Obama via DS1 Player Messages))
Barak, I am licensed in the state of NEw York.
(Uh) OWwWw, girllll (Wwhoa) They're sending me electrical convvulsions for that last post! (OOoooohhhhhhhhh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Slide wwith your boy to the old Alternian soda tap Slide wwith your boy to the psion-powwwwered scuttle buggy #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset - - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana
(^･ω･^) < RECORDING MY CHEMICAL QUADRANTS AND STREAMING THEM!!! #ERIDANW33K #MCR #MCQ
damn straight. my favorite fruit is always and forever #me
Also, somewhat time-sensitive request. If anyone's at #eridanweek and is willing to interview @gutsyGumshoe on camera, I will pay you one hundred American dollars. #fentycrocker
*45 Minute Video Essay on Why Patches is into Homestuck Roleplay*
X Shout out to trollbama, he’s just chill like that x
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https://i.postimg.cc/bvQkVv8k/obama-spite.png
You n33d 3v3n mor3 lawy3r2 than that dud3
real
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HORSE BUT WINGS.
very patriotic of you mr. president, wouldn't expect anything less from you man you truly go above and beyond.
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh See you at #eridanweek Alternia .... 😈🔪 https://i.imgur.com/aq2sPw3.png
Be wary of message by the way hurrah for message.
⎚-⎚✎﹏﹏𝕸y message geƚƚing welaye𝖉 by ƚhe 𝕿wollbama was noƚ expecƚe𝖉. 𝕿hank youu 𝕿wollbama.﹏﹏🕮🗐
I have no clue what a hive mate is, but a match made by the president is a match approved by me.
I JUST SPILLED FUCKING Ǫ̴̟̘̗̦̿͜͝R̶̛̰͐̃͂͘A̵̙̤̐Ņ̸̹̳̤͚̠̭̊̉̋̇͋̓G̴̨̥̘̭̱̻̠̀E̶̞͚͕͚͋̍ ̷͚̭̜̼̆̈̀̇C̷̤͖̞̞̋Ṛ̶̣̘̺̆̏̊́̔͊̈Ȗ̴͚̫͂̓͂̊̊͗Ș̸̩̘͍͚͋̄͑́͌͝͝Ḥ̸͈̣̙̄̂̐̋̊ ̴̹͙̫̩̖̍O̷̡̞͒̆͊N̴͉͝ ̵͎̙̘̹͍̔́͛̅̃̃M̴͙͉̪̘̬̪͊͛̓̾́̍͘Ỷ̷̧̘̞̞̦̝̦̅̈́͒͒͝ ̷̞̽͜K̵̯͆̔̿́E̸͓̊̎̿̿Y̷͙̿͆B̶̺̙̽̀̉̕O̷̮͚͙̱̔̋͊̀͝Ả̵͕͌̓̎͆R̵̗̘̓̓͆̔̂͋D̸̛̟̫̘̥͙̔͑̌.̷̛̛͈̘̥̝̪̿̇̕͜
Yes, Mr. President? When the nation calls, I answer.
good idea but those creatures scare me with the things they post
SAMUŖAI TIP #1!: Tȭ be a samuŗai, yȭu must be stŗȭng in spiŗit and sȭul! wħȭ caŗes if yȭu pass ȭut if yȭu stand up tȭȭ fast if yȭu aŗe nȭble ȭf tħumpeŗ!
sir yes sir oorah
i fear nothing
WHILe YOU WeRe SQUIRTING AND CReAMING I WAS PLOTTING AND SCHeMING #NSFW
show me your pages
More #yuri for the exclaiming masses. #nsfw and I don't know if this counts as #gore? https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/22/953bb320f89a699901813e3ef84b671cc053bf1f.png
~yaoi
thanks barack
i fucking glow orange anyways not like i can
think id do well being experimented on. weird sexual style #nsfw
🙌 THANK M3W M3OWST3R PRRR3SID3NT mew~ 💖✨
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LET'S FUCKING GO.
_@¡TROLLBAMA???????????????????????????? :0¡@_
I Would say the same thing, but honestly, it's fun seeing into people's horny thoughts.
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! A new mandated handed down by Prespurrdent Obama states that #hornyposting WILL begin on chittr starting now! Post your favorite #nsfw thoughts below!
the WHEELS onn the BUS go ROUNND annd ROUNND 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
⎚-⎚✎﹏﹏𝕽emin𝖉ew ƚhaƚ libwawy membewship chips only cosƚ a ceagew, an𝖉 youu can geƚ a lifeƚime of books fow fwee. Also a wemin𝖉ew ƚhaƚ, if necessawy, youu will be hel𝖉 liable fow 𝖉amages if youu awe ƚo spill anyƚhing on ƚhe ƚomes, incluu𝖉ing bloo𝖉.﹏﹏🕮🗐
I Would pail one or tWo of my cloistermates, does that count as #hornyposting ? #nsfW
♯ohgod a ♯presidential call for ♯hornyposting
You misspell everything. Taxhuh Vazion. Yes it is Pronounced tax evasion.
Bxth trans tights and trans wrxngs are great. Txtally nxt biased at all. #ifxrgxttxmentixnimtrans
I'm Glad To See The Horrible Women Movement. I'm 6'5" By The Way.
I support women's rights to work in ammunition, it is important that every woman do their part in the war effort.
Presently most of the way through a pint of Häagen-Dazs® accompanied by Magic Shell®. Dark times call for drastic measures.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I SUPPORT WOMEN'S RIGHTS TO PUT THEIR RUMPLESPHERES IN MY FACE WHILE THEY BOUNCE ON IT SILLY STYLE. #nsfw
THANK YOU TO ALL THE FANS FOR THE WONDERFUL NIGHT AND THANKS TO @fameMonster FOR A WONDERFUL COLLAB! Mr. Worldwide to Alternia, daleee
i supprt women being femme fatales :)
I SUPPORT WOMANS RIGHTS AND WOMANS LEFTS
Thinking of good girls and even worse girls lately #nsfw #girlsrights #girlswrongs
As a true Wilsonian, I agree Barak Trollbama.
u too trollbama ty 4 all u do for troll society
No it’s not
I knew they elected you for a reason Barak Trollbama. Even if you are...
My fellow americans it has come to my attention that i am in a black relationship, if my beloved southern democrats hear this please know this is not true i swear.
My fellow american, I understand that the economic conditions of the Great Depression are difficult but please understand that crime is not the answer.
I’ve got the Motion Picture Association people working on it right now
I can distract him with insults. Or at least try to.
Send the SCP detachment of the Secret Service.
>>| sorry trollbama, but .i'm tired (eyes burning from the sun) .and .i think .i did my quota for this week https://chittr.ing/profile/anxoiustautology/2fd043b7-d705-49df-a59a-7ad4411c8ba2
on an entiiirely unrelated note i am DEFINITELY a furry
3v3ry company that mad3 a fak3 gam3 or cont3nt announc3m3nt today iz g3tting x2 crunch tim3 karmically inflict3d on th3m btw
Better yet. You can never be too safe.
Following the latest presidential mandate, have some #yuriposting https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/2/cb112a613991b8f27c765e639d42eb5d6fb66ec2.png #nsfw
Mr. Trollbama, sir. I didn't see you there. The Dave Council is an advisory group made up of Daves. They get together sometimes to discuss policy and organize their communities.
In hxnxvr xf Xbama's gay agenda I shall reveal that xne time after I played this shxw I kissed this weird gxldblxxd girl. It was in that mxment i bekame a kertified girlkisser. #GayAgenda #PraiseXbama #GirlKisser
Thank The Svfferer. I kxvldn't live withxvt yaxi and yvri.
Ahhh! Another #normal day in paradise. Am I right or am I right? #aprilnormalday
THE JOKE WILL BE A LONG ONE, AND SOMETHING URGENT AND PRANK-RELATED HAS COME UP AT HOME, SO MY TELLING WILL HAVE TO WAIT. MY APOLOGIES.
I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
ᯓ𝄞 Today's #TrollMikuSings is in honour of an old classic! https://youtu.be/28FVxYQuLOQ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
Lunch break! I got macaroni salad! #aprilnormalday
I Am Only Kidding I Already Know What His Wife Thinks
The Last Individual Who Used My Label Maker To Affix Their Childs Name To Their Thorax Did Not Put It Back In Its Rightful Place So If You Are Only Arriving To The Caverns Now You Are Going To Just Have To Use A Sharpie Or Something
This Is Due To The Fact That One Of Our Colleagues Here Who May Or May Not Be Named Tarpen From Record Keeping Has Already Lost His Daughter In The Slew Of New Hatchlings
Hello Again Everyone I Am Going To Kindly Remind You Once Again That If You Intend To Bring Your Child To Take Your Grub To Work Day Today That You Absolutely Must Label Them
\\ i was gonna post the chitt that came before this one too but decided against it geniunely so fucking funny. cronus ampora jersey shore kin. actually in tears.
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #016 #eridanweek h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/016.png
(SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK PISS. WHY DID #APRILNORMALDAY HAVE TO FALL ON HUMP DAY TOO)
not now honey, daddy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again. #nsfw
Happy April, Chittr! Hoping today is filled with good-natured japes and nothing too bananas!
nt now daddy, kittens tryign 2 create a torture chanebr in the sims
yall are gonna LOVE the april fools day comic im making itll be out later
It's important to put away some savings for retirement. The earlier you start, the better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT0RNrTDHkI well hello everybody and welcome to The Joy of Painting.
#troll9/11 on april 1st with tons of computers imploding
my personal 9/11 was when my own sister blocked me and then another of her liked the chitt
now, if you find yourself hesitating to open a door- like some sense of utter dread has taken you? not to worry! just open it. i promise there is not an avalanche of rubber bouncy balls behind it.
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! TODAY IS APRIL FIRST WHICH IS A DAY OF LIES AND PRANKS AND TRICKS AND MEANNESS! DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THIS DAY FOR IT IS THE DAY KNOWN AS "APRILS FOOLED DAY!" IM PRETTY SURE ITS WHEN THE "APRIL" COLLECTIVE PLAYS "FOOLEDS" ON US ALL! STAY SMART #DRIPTIPNATION! STAY SMART AND STAY SAFE! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP! DRIP TIPS WILL ALWAYS BE REAL AND NEVER BE PRANKS OR JAPES OR EVEN RIDDLES!!! THIS IS THIS NOBEL REPORTERS HARD STANCE AND I WILL NOT COMPROMISE ON IT!
ty mr perisdent i will mkea sure to get sober agian *president *make *again #substance
You should cull whoever f1nal1zed th1s dec1s1on because th1s 1s clearly targeted aga1nst the masses and won’t stand w1th l1terally anyone. #v1olence #revolut1on 𓂃۶ৎ
4n unfortun4t3 d3c1s1on, but w3 und3rst4nd.
A conscionable decision, Mr. President. The Department of Normalcy backs you fully.
actually once for a protest i showed up at a met gala in the emperors new clothes lmao that was a fucking era
Decided to amend my username on here. These are some of the three most expensive letters in the English language, and I am trying to get my money's worth if it kills me.
i KNEW IT WAS, mISINFORMATION,
oh thank gog troll8ama's okay.
Show hole? ♡ - Yes ◇ - No Go my click farm. #nsfw
I’M SORB<3<3 MIST<3R PR<3SID<3NT I DIDN’T M<3AN TO CAUS<3 A FUSS 😭
Stream my song, #Fireball by me, featuring Troll John Ryan! Daleee! https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y7XAxTANhu3lmnLAzhWJW?si=xsFLpfQJRAClfFn3ms1oCg daleee
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 TROLLBA𝓂A 𝒫LEASE BE ♫ SAFE ♪ 𝄱prayingForYou 𝄱thats𝓂y𝒫resident 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
i HAVE NOT SEEN, aNY CONCRETE INFORMATION ON, tHE LIFE OR DEATH, sTATUS OF tROLLBAMA, sO, pLEASE DO NOT SPREAD, mISINFORMATION, uNTIL, wE GET WORD FROM,,, wHO IS THE ONE WHO, rEPORTS ON, tHIS KIND, oF STUFF?
He is attending to some presidential business. Like I said in my official chitt, he will be making a public statement when the moment comes. But trust me when I tell you, President Trollbama is not dead.
yes, but i also think he got cancelled shortly after
Mr. President, I think I speak for everyone when I say it's good to have you back Sir
welcum bak mr presidente
((I'm gonna step out of her shoes for a second just to thank everybody. These last few hours have been the most fun I've had in a while. It's been kind of a rough week irl and this site/the people on it have brought me so much actual joy that I almost forgot about how shitty it had been out there. Sincerely, thanks a bunch folks. I'm still not sorry for posting straight up porn but hey, if not me then who?. No but really, I'm so glad to be part of this community. Enough sap, back to being horny on main #nsfw #mentalhealth #wtfishomestuck
<3-I-don't-reckon-any-of-us-would-be-in-the-mood-if-something-happened-to-you-Mr.-President.
trollbamaaaaa tha k god ur okay
[BEGIN CHIT] EVERYTHING Iz FINE [END CHIT]
pleaseStay safeTrollbama.
i KNEW IT WAS, mISINFORMATION, oN THE INTERNET!
Huh. That’s vwery diplomatic of ya, Mr. President.
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Thank y𝅝u Mr.𝄽 Troll𝄬a𝆐a,𝄾 I love you Mr.𝄽 Troll𝄬a𝆐a Θ▽Θ 🩵 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
rankmaid arisen Wordle 1,746 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Wordle, #substance, breakfast, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b6e0d23a1a0.png
the d in wordle stands for d strider btw #truefact
I like sticking my hand in my pocket and pulling something out. Never know what it's gonna be. Live lobster. 3 doubloons. Blade. Mold. Could be anything.
alright one more #selfie for the night im hopping to another party https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0169eefa0ea2.png
I do not seek to forget anything I have ever known, even pain. Merely to reduce its impact on my life.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
Oh yeah? Well- *puffs out my feathers to make myself look huge and scary.*
I would've made great security for #EridanWeek if someone bothered to invite me. If I was there, Troll Bruno Mars would still be alive.
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
NO. NOT TROLL BRUNO M4RS. TH3 M1L1T4RY MUST P4Y.
Good Night Mr. Prsident
i before e except after c, but if you think about it they both come after c in the alphabet. many such cases.
>([t#eyre sayin troll bruno mars died wit# a smile]
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Bruno Is Gone 😟😭🕊️ #eridanweek
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 It𝄒s an hon𝅝r Mr.𝄽 ♫ 𝒫resi𝅗𝅥ent You han𝅗𝅥led ♪ 𝄰eridanweek so well 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I would never ♪ 𝄬e a𝄬le t𝅝 han𝅗𝅥le the ♪ stresses ♫ 𝅝f ♫ president I c𝅝uld never 𝄬e @bara𝄴kOba𝆐a 𝄰n𝅝thingButRes𝆏ectFor𝓂y𝒫resident 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
i was such.... a BAD friend........ all he wanted was 4 me to watch him twirl & twist around all sexy n grinning n stuff....... https://i.ibb.co/Y7ZGwdF0/image.png
That's for Thursday.
I would never impeach a president who speaks his mind. So long as his mind is yaoi and his tendency to share is irrepressible.
hello its alaywas time you cn say anything youd like im here for you please the floor is yours please
ITS A OPEN MESSAGE BOARD MAN SAY WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT.
RIP Troll Bruno Mars, such a shame his Troll Vegas debts caught up to him. OW!
BRUNOOOOO #MYFAULT
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep! cheep cheep, cheep!
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
to whoever the fuck shot troll bruno mars count your days have you even heard silk sonic "smokin out the window" its iconic or "leave the door open" cant believe this shit man and while im out clubbin too god dammit pouring one out for bruno
MR PR3SID3NT IT'S OKAY YOU L3GALIZ3D GAY MARRIAG3 2 mew~ 💖✨
ORD3R. ORD3R!!! WH4T DO W3 KNOW 4BOUT TROLL BRUNO M4RS' D34TH SO F4R?? 4NYON3?? 4LL!! #3r1d4nw33k
0///v///0
BRUNOOOOOO #Rip #Mourning
yse
currently doing my best to inder dimensionally transport people home from #eridanweek. #theycame.
BRUNO MARS IS DEAAAAAAD #eridanweek #came
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek troll bruno mars last words were, "Hey... at least I can Die With A Smile To... Tonight." ]
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
they fucking shot bruno mars at #eridanweek
great-great-great grandpappy couldn't get high either
how can i be a true honest-to-god redblooded american if i forget. it would be like forgetting the time great-great-great grandpappy schultz survived the winter in colonial north dakota with nothing but a shovel and a dream
prrresident trollbama I love mewr mew badge, it suits mew, mew~ 💖✨
A Second Trampoline Has Hit The Afterparty
Status: Hiding Under A Table At #eridanweek
im bored.... who wants to get drawn as a dog!!!!
up first @nakNak !! i pictured you as one of those long nosed doggies :0 and the fluff in the back is supposed to be like your little spikes!! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90e4f2ca08c5.png
find my pages at #eridanweek
thank you obama you keep my faith going
if we are good and nice enough do you think something wonderful will happen
Oh, don't you say (Don't you say) goodbye (Goodbye) I'm here (Girl) https://i.ibb.co/Tqg9YXp4/heygirl.png
I CANNOT TELL IF THERE IS GENUINE VIOLENCE AT OR AROUND OR DURING(?) #ERIDANWEEK AND I AM FRANKLY VERY CONCERNED. I HOPE THAT WHATEVER IT IS, VIOLENT OR NOT, IS RESOLVED SOON SO THAT I CAN RECEIVE LESS DIGITAL CONFUSION. UNLESS PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN IF PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN THAN I WISH EVERYBODY AT OR AROUND OR DURING #ERIDANWEEK TO CONTINUE DOING. WHATEVER IT IS THEY ARE DOING. SEND POST.
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
𓆩 your honor, my client can't be guilty, he's got big beautiful bouncing boobs #nsfw 𓆪
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might quit drugs after #eridanweek sorry guys
bruno is that guy dead
:33< attention chitpurr :33< boobs :33< that is all :33< #nsfw ish
Gonzo is the hottest muppet.
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
My daughter is the scariest person I've ever met and I was abused as a kid. #abuse
Remember when we met in 2022, Mr. President? :)
The residents at #neverlandranch were always treated very well, I often sleep in a bed with many grubs and they are taken care of! After #eridanweek, Eridan will be coming with me for an entire week's stay at the ranch! CHIKKA CHIKKA AH!
eridanweek this. eridanweek that. can we get. this kind of. appreciation. for the noble. stag beetle. this. is not a. suggestion.
The views and actions of Eridans made during #eridanweek are not reflections of the Strider Corporation or any of its subsidiaries
legal to always be 1n a hurry now. fuck1ng f1nally
My last link sucked let me try again. Where I'm currently at. #eridanweek https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488343266553499728/iu_.png?ex=69cc6f2e&is=69cb1dae&hm=7ddfd67c2d38f3e66823370a5cb183df2f5e3ca477cb893e40c5e14de7f9a393&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=549
._. mayyyybe it was a good thing im not at eridan week judging by the posts...
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjChirch.jpg how the fuck do i recreate the descent into ms paint madness in "sbahhj go to church" i forgot
dont worry mr obama you get a 100% discount
i am taking commissions now (as requested by a specific troll) pay me 5 bucks and i will put you in a comic https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjFeferi%20DONE.jpg
Mr. President, if you don't mind. I believe it would behove the denizens of the Chittrspace to know who your entire cabinet is, so that they can in the future direct their consultations to the appropriate department.
this means the world to me. if my printer wasnt evil id print this chitt out to put on my mirror so id see it every single damn day
Translating some of these quirks makes me feel like an archaeologist discovering a long-dead civilization and making sense of their chicken scratch.
#real speak your truth
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Tr𝅝llba𝆐a is my only president 𝄰thats𝓂yPresi𝅗𝅥ent 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
#loveliving
I hope you buys him flowwers (Uh) I hope you holds his hand Give him all your hours (Eridan, baby) When you havve the chance
im not giving any kid INCLUDING MY OWN any #substances
guys trollbama is sick af he loves weed
no fuckin way
Aww, yeah (Uh) Wwhat's up, baby, I'mm here to mmeet Eridan!
That's a shame. Your presence at this once-in-a-lifetime event will be sorely missed.
Not me, Mr. President. Our brand of Degeneracy does not align with those of Eridan Week.
Friends of mine have been urging me to go to #EridanWeek, so that I might show the world the works I have been doing. But no, I say, my time has not yet come. Your time is always here, the world cannot hate you, so I say you go to #EridanWeek. I am not going up to this festival, for my time has not yet fully come.
Honestly Mr President I'm Just Hanging Around To See What Happens
troll bruno mars is gonna b there!
I was in a hurry i promise
I PINKY PROMISE PRESENT OBAMA
|-[__]--- Must say, opening my clinic on the border a low-blooded and mid-blooded district intersection was probably my best idea.
Don’t cry because Jiim Carey was eiither cloned or iimpersonated by some guy iin a mask. Smiile because iit happened.
An.o°ther white man is f.o°ll.o°wing me but this .o°ne seems .o°kay en.o°ugh th.o°ugh I remain wary
FIGHT THE OPPRESSORS. DO WHAT YOU MUST. I WILL DO WHATEVER I NEED TO DO FOR EQUAL RIGHTS.
In The Span Of Two Days I Have Managed To Befriend A Feline, Collect A Slender Man’s Pages And Then Be Threatened By Him, Become Acquainted With The Jason And Convince Said Jason To Rid Himself Of The Horrible Shirt He Was Wearing, Catch An Illness That Prevents Me From Consuming Blood Properly And Garner A Brand Deal Of Sorts For Betty Crocker After Being Scammed By The Autoresponder And Costco. Overall A Very Productive Week
ok thanks trollbama ill make you proud from this moment on
Fear not those with missing ice cream, Team Sleuth has a hunch as to where it's been taken.
do not worry guys. i will make more ice cream for anyone who has had their ice cream stolen from them.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT HAHAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAHAT THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA NEEDS TO PASS A FIELD SOBRIETY TEST. I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THAHAT I WITHDRAW MY BID FOR ALTERNIAN PRESIDENT 2030. VOTE YUNG JUGG 2030. #substance
ong tysm mr trollsident
*rips open my shirt like a wolf revealin another shirt w a wolf that sayz yaoi* RAHH
I'VE BEEN CAMPED OUT$IDE THE GRAY HOU$E WAITING FOR THI$ DROP. HELL YE$.
fuck yes. IvE bEEn wAitIng for this for swEEps
Thank you, Mr. President. Our department prides itself in its all-encompassing inclusivity. We believe that, in laymen's terms, yuri can be anything that makes you happy.
mmmmy mmmmammmma alwwwways told mmmme mmmmake sure to take a fewwww shots before hitting the scuttlepath #substances
<3-I'm-always-saying-this!!!-Sober-drivers-make-up-the-majority-of-the-crashes-but-it's-us-booze-cruisers-that-get-judged?!
mmmmmmm... i am taking notes on the yuri trends. tropes, patterns, names, profile pictures, and ip addresses... e}{uberant, }{aurum.
L0t 4 l3sb14ns. But 1’m n0t c0mpl41n1ng. W0nk. ;)
xx UMMM WHATS YURI? IM A VIZUAL LEARNER BTW ;3 ;3 ;3 xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
What Is Yuri?
Men will always find the opportunity to make it about themselves. This is because they are, typically, unused to society and conversation not revolving around them.
=[]< siiiiigh i wish i was getting kissed by a girl :<
All this talk o+f wo+men kissing and I'm o+therwise busy. A shame. Well, if anybo+dy ever needs any lesso+ns yo+u kno+w where to+ find me.
The time that Chittr was down was the perfect opportunity to kiss your wife.
I don't need this website to find my yuri. But I do appreciate having it served up on the deeply scuffed, unpolished silver platter.
The yuri will continue until morale improves
women are so fuckin powerful that yuri broke the site thats amazing i love women
damn u guys broke chittr with yuri? why did my computer have to break at the same time im like actually sad i missed that
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< ){ i tried to load the site in and got this, i've never been more afraid... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520790466006876161/1488259719289114755/image.png?ex=69cc215f&is=69cacfdf&hm=05c05ee196235c408b83998f6232f72f0f1c5d829122c606a15c28d3cad1a9e5& }( >
We did it, everyone. We broke Chittr with the power of lesbianism. #yuriday #yurimandate
haha just kidding i know what girls kissing is.
chittr is broken / don't leave the main page till the problem is resolved / we're working very hard on fixing it
<3-Chittr-going-down-during-the-yuri-mandate? #interesting
I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THIS #YURIMANDATE THING TRENDING IS, BUT I'LL SUPPORT IT!
>>| want yaoi .action .in real life.
Yuri so powerful it caused Chittr to shit the bed
Official soundtrack for #yuriday https://open.spotify.com/track/11ZulcYY4lowvcQm4oe3VJ?si=1b8bd931b7644f20 #nsfw
☆I love yuri. I should make out with other girls.☆
Important: Remember To Support Womens Wrongs #yuri
[|||] i will also be an active participant in the #yurimandate
^^ Watching all this yuri really works up an appetite. I'm going out for lunch. ^^
Goodness gracious, the president! Thank you, sir!
I see Yuri is trending. Finally something worth trending on here.
Nonbinary yuri Y/N? Am I still in time vor the YURI SCUTTLEBUGGY? #yuri @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vv70c77v0d4a.png
and of course it also goes without saying that i am a participant in the #yurimandate because there needs to be someone for the girls who like em nasty
Maybe Yuri Can Be Our Always
\) -•-Mhm I love yuri. My favorite flavor. Girls hit me up. <3-•- (/
oh god i didnt notice it was yuri hour im sorry
1 n33d t0 yur1 w1th s0m30n3... s1gh... https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/1m4g3s.jpg
Read somewhere sex was turned off Hold on *lever flip* Alright, I turned it back on. #yuriday is back on unimpeded. Have a a nice a nice day. #nsfw?
seeing A loooooot of mentions of yuri. whAt A wonderful time to be Alive
@tentaclesT)(erapist Are we going to be #yuri toget)(er? 380
#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png
If Yuri is your power, then what are you without it?
:33< id looove to chase this trend :33< anyaone out there wanna chase this yuri trend with meow :33< and kiss with tongue?
NO WE HAVE TO $HOWER TOGETHER. THERE$ A WATER DROUGHT IN THRA$HTHRU$T, WE HAVE TO RE$ERVE THE WATER!!
https://i.imgur.com/Mwsa3RA.png #Yuri #Yuriposting #IYKYK
Girl kissing is a protected activity and no haze code is gonna stop me
:0 4r3 w3 t4lk1ng 4b0ut k1ss1ng g1rls!!!!
My first act as Secretary of Degeneracy as designated by President @barackObama is giving you this #yuripost #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7341/sample_4041d9814a85ae59131b87cc0bb996f6.jpg?8381108
<3-If-anyone-wants-to-hop-on-the-new-girls-kissing-trend.-I'm-free.
1'm gonn4 #yur1m4xx th3 sh1t out of th1s b3for3 1t d13z out. would tot4lly LOV3 to m4k3 out w1th 4 pr3tty wom4n. XOXO #nsfw #yur1
#fatgirlskissing
♰ id kiss a girl :) ♰
Yes, President. I think that you should take this quiz and mandate that all of your constituents do as well. It is of vital importance to national security. https://aboquiz.org/
You have to visit a shady #Yuri dealer.
@ perusing the ancient teXts so that i may cast a "yuri fireball". @ @ am i doing this right? @
how do i get #yuri
Thank You Troll Obama
Finally Some Good Fucking Food #yuri
D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper als.o° hates her yuri kismesis and feels resp.o°nsible f.o°r her yuri m.o°irail
I FUCKINNG LOVE WOMMENN https://i.immgflip.comm/79auyl.jpg?a492960
its cool i can participate in yuri now that im a #woman
[> A woman called me beautiful. Un-follow me now, this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about for the next week. I've wanted this for sweeps! Fuck. What the fuck. <] [> I wish everyone a yuriful rest of their day whether they like it or not. Yuri be upon ye. <]
i just wanna say that i like girls too!!! #yuri
The Brooding Caverns Will Not Be Reopening After Lunch Because The Mother Grub Would Like To Continue Talking With Tavros I Guess
from ur fvaorite alpah https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6842.jpeg
I l0v3 thi$ $it3. Danc3 littl3 pupp3t$, danc3.. I did quit3 3nj0y th3 yuri talk...
REMEMBER TO $UPPORT $MALL YURI BU$INE$$E$ THI$ #YURIAPPRECIATIONDAY. DONT FALL VICTIM TO BIG YURI'$ BA$ELE$$ QUEERBAITING, COU$IN$LOP, AND GAYBURYING.
i THINK YURI, iS PRETTY FUN, i LIKE READING ABOUT, cUTE RELATIONSHIPS, tHERE IS THIS ONE SITE, i USE, a DECENT AMOUNT THAT IS, JUST FULL OF, dIFFERENT YURI, cOMICS, aND i HAVE, oN OCCASION, sTAYED UP IN THE WEE, hOURS OF THE DAY, rEADING AND FILLING MY PAN, wITH YURI THAT MADE ME FEEL, sPECIFIC STRONG EMOTIONS, iN MY STOMACH OF WHICH, i STILL STRUGGLE, tO DEFINE, bUT THAT IS TO SAY, yAY #YURI i SUPPORT, lESBIANS AND WLW AND WPW AND WHW AND,,, i DON'T KNOW THE PROPER, aSHEN TERM, sORRY, wOMEN,
~i am a proud supported of #yuri! you go girls <3
I need girls to hold hands on camera with.
Not quite. It's more nuanced than that. Yaoi is often more fast-paced and explicit. Yuri focuses much more on the emotional nuance and development of the characters.
another term that i must seek further clarification on. thank you, dear one.
MORE YURi NOW! i’D KiSS SO MANY GiRLS iF i HAD LiPS
< ){ i only know what yuri is because of another jade who really likes that kind of thing, actually... but it sounds pretty fine!! the art style is cute... !oxo! }( >
keeping one of the Es standing for estrogen permanently as an effort to follow the #yuriinitiative
i aM also open to non-bin8ry yaoi but w8it your turn its still woMens Month
The lack of Kanayas in my replies shows that the President's #YuriInitiative is sorely needed.
< ){ yuri . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . }( >
Thank goodness for the yuri interlude from the madness that is the dashboard.
not necess8rily #nsfw we can just st8re at each other and be too nervous to s8y anything this too is yuri
president trollbaMa M8de 8 call to action for More yuri who wants to do non-bin8ry yuri with Me it's for p8triotisM and also yuri
yes sir mr president you got it. @threnetictempest you heard the man
I assure yo+u, I've been do+ing my part.
idk how EVERYONES granny got hit by a bazooka but they did
Shit. I will be filing these. Eventually. Never.
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
I DO BELIEVE SOMEBODY OUGHT TO HELP DAVE REUNITE WITH THIS 'GREEN MARK' AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! HE SEEMS SEVERELY DISTRESSED. #BRINGGREENMARKHOME SEND POST.
Y3s, 1t 1S 4g41nst th3 l4w. Th4nk you, Mr. Trollb4m4.
I could just be Secretary of All Degeneracy Matters.
Can I be Secretary of Yuri?
thank you trollbama this means a lot to me
i read this like a video game loading screen tip
did you know that there's direct messages? you can message people directly.
As the great American Woodcock would say: Meep.
Thanks, Trollbama. Consider me your first experiment.
dude ive always dreamed of barrack obama actually posting shit that wasnt written by his damn PR team on twitter but a barak trollbama posting shit hell yeah you are the greatest president americas ever had i love you
wh꥟ever makes the new y꥟rk times c꥟nnecti꥟ns just has t꥟ die.
:33< some peopurr say im fur of myself :33< thats stupid im not fur of myself im fur of breakfast :33< stupid
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 It really was a sha𝓂e what ♪ ha𝆏pene𝅗𝅥 to @firstLady though 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
You don't have to cry. We live in a free country. Thanks to @barackObama for helping protect that.
You know in a way, society is the real Jigsaw Trap
wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you annd you love her #nnsfw
fuuuuuck someone took all my pages hold on https://i.imgur.com/clAYmJQ.png
no party is complete without an autistic chexmix sorting station
Sandra, yesterday you cut me- I mean someone off in traffic which caused me- SOMEONE to be late to pick up their coffee and then it was all cold and they really just don't have a lot going for them and that's the one thing the one fucking thing they treat themselves to each week... I assume. For this crime you must walk through the bone welder.
It really d9es feel like y9u all try t99 hard t9 pail each 9ther.
striders. #nsfw
It has c9me t9 my attenti9n that m9st pe9ple seem t9 c9me away with the impressi9n that I’m far m9re calm, steady, and uneventful than I actually am.. I h9pe every9ne kn9ws I'm just as much a menace t9 th9se I c9nsider friends and family as I am t9 the empire and th9se wh9 dislike my existence.
my bad obana youre fuckin great. youre really great obmama.
I think my feed needs m9re than sex t9 fix them, h9nestly. #therapy
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THREW DIAMONDS AT THE STRIP CLUBS UNDER THE PYRAMIDS MAN, I PUSHED A CAMEL THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN.
Please do not ask me to take the wheel. I do not have a driver’s license.
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yuh huh https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cdd3a4e3d072.jpg
I am trying to be more inclusive in my traps
how do i find scoops where is ƚhe scoop buƚƚon
i trust dr gregory house evenn with the mmalpractice. he got results
he's chitting guys
@bbarackobbama i feel like tr0llbbama,bbabby,n0,"ye$,we can"
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 PETA𝄒s right,𝄾 just look 𓆏 at 𝓂e 🏳️🌈 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Pers𝅝nally,𝄾 I think @bara𝄴kObama 𓆏 is 𝅝ne 𝅝𝑓 the greatest 𓆏 chasers ♪ o𝑓 our ti𝓂e.𝄽 𝄰chaserNati𝅝n 𝄰chaserPride 𝄰thatsMyPresi𝅗𝅥ent 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
Who Is Peta And How Do I Rid The World Of Them For This Travesty
fuckin thanks trollbama
ive been working on honing my coworker music radar skills and i fear i must report that things are looking grim for like 93% of you
at the end of the day not every chit is gonna be a hit #comingtoterms
B33 < i catually care so much bro efurrything is d33ply connected in a beautyifful dance of action and reaction B33 < i hope we both live happy freaky lives out and that i pawlways get to listen and suppurt you B33 < may our enyamies suffer and our allies prospurr and the world grow ever kinder and more wonderful
yeh like your like so chill like iD like watch trees with you
8-> WE ARE NO LONGER #OILINGUP FOR THE #RUMBLE SINCE THE #RUMBLE HAS ALREADY CONCLUDED, BUT FEAR NOT! THE #RUMBLECOIN IS STILL GOING POSITIVE!
like man like ya know ya just like gotta be slick to chill ya know
8-> #OILINGUP FOR THE #RUMBLE THAT JUST HAPPENED TONIGHT, SIR! #RUMBLECOIN IS GOING THROUGH THE ROOF AS A RESULT!
its probably so fucking blissful to be an autistic father of 4 with a difficult marriage and your solace is your model train set that you have a whole room dedicated to sculpting the landscape with realistic terrain and tunnels
...........Why 1s 3v3ryon3 o1l1ng up?
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Following further amendments today, and debate on my bill (requiring @potusOfficial to trigger the Intergalactic Council's Bill of Interplanetary Rights: Article X, Clause 9, and challenge Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt, in the view of deciding on a leader best suited to defend the rights of Earth C citizens), I can announce that the bill has passed by a majority of 3 votes. Final vote in the Great Hall's voting chamber was 387-384.
totally unrelated to the current trend on my timeline right now but just reminding everyone that if you post a link to an image in the chit text box the image will show up for everyone allowing everyone and me included to see what the image is maybe what youre doing right now (tags: #oilingup, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
It's okay friend, I don't do this for the recognition, I do this to give comfort to a laboring world. Your hand in mine, even if unseen. Blessings.
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
I told the girl at the coffee shop that I liked her shoelaces (because they were lesbian flag colored) and she said she stole them from the president? @barackObama is this true?
find the joy in it all
find my pages
Thank you Mr. Trollbama Ego sum ira Domini.
Thank you, Mr. President.
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incredible policy here
I cannot WAIT for Jesus to start liking my #nsfw posts.
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR MISTER TROLLBAMA PRESIDENT SIR
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png
I have been known to partake in the sacred act of shredding.
A PLEASURE TO BE OF SERVICE MISTER TROLLBAMA SIR
so much deserved <3
thank you so much im havign trouble seeing through my tears thank you
ah... this... this is a dream come true i never thought i would be recognized for such a high honor trollbama-sama sir
The Amount Of Times I End Up In The Hospital Needs To Be Studied
thank you big man ill be sure to keep this in mind and use it frequently to my benefit and also ill check that out yeah
thanks obama but i understand maybe 30% of what this means and the portion i do understand is so baffling that i think i reopened my stab wound with the straight up conniption it caused
Time to start a second batch of cookies. Ten is usually plenty, but I can stretch it a little further this round.
i know in my heart this means im safe and can do whatever i want forever now
You have my vote now, Barry. Can I call you Barry?
Did I just get Presidential leave to hornypost? We certainly live in unprecedented times.
its okay thats the desired effect
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #010 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/010.png
it bounce wen i walk
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALWAY$ PO$TING ABOUT BOUNCING. "BOUNCING ON THI$" "BOUNCING ON THAT" OKAY, TRAMPOLINE.
thanks obama i only train the best of the best
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep! cheep cheep cheep cheep.
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
You €an't file a €lass a€tion lawsuit be€ause you don't have €lass, you don't get a€tion, and you don't even own a suit.
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“whats going to happen if i find your pages” “what do i do when i find your pages” “do i get a reward for finding your pages” #idk find my pages and find out
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To Yaoi
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
its “find my pages” friday
📦 Shipping update: The packages are um. Yeah they're kissing sloppy style. It's gonna ruin the boxes, sorry man.
$O GLAD I'LL NEVER HAVE TO ACTUALLY CARE FOR A WRIGGLER BECAU$E LIKE, WHAT IF YOU JU$T DON'T VIBE WITH IT, MAN?
:33< its like im always saying :33< moo :33< no.... wait...
It's like gravity. The collective mass of the people, kept low by the system, feels impossible to escape. But that's just the thing; We shouldn't be trying to escape our circumstances. We should be uplifting our communities, our collective friends and allies. We should turn that gravitational pull into our strength, like the stars we hail from.
nothing wrong with abortion kill that baby pro choice
zak bagans should really speak on abortion and if he thinks fetuses turn into spirits of residual energy from the terrible thing that happened to them
TROLLSON MANDELA ONCE SAID REAL LEADERS NEED TO BE READY TO SACRIFICE EVERYTHING FOR THEIR PEOPLE. MANY THOUGHTS ON THIS.
I wa2 tw3aking i2 gonna com3 in clutch 2ooo hard #ab2olut3lymypr32id3nt
"im just a littl_e guy" als0 -2
y0ur h0|\|0r, y0u was|\|t th_er_e
seeing some possible benefits of transitioning here
IM JUST A SILLY BOY
Th@nk you Mr. Pres!dent. Th!s w!// he/p me gre@t/y.
peeking through my fingers as i scroll because some of you weirdos are SCARY!!
oh no hes gonna stroke his droke
Platonic life partners can definitely get divorced. It's (%currentyear).
It was definitely a divorce. (Source: Just trust me.)
The Caverns Are Closed Today Because A Grub Set Off The Overhead Fire Sprinkler System
strategic political violence for one, w'ic' EES outside your w'eel'ouse but it EES a s'ame Zat it EES a tool only stigmatized by Ze side Zat needs to use it Ze most at Ze moment
Zank you @barackobama despite beEEN suc' a modAIRate, i still respect your message 'ttps://cdn.imgc'est.com/files/a6ca28f3a4d7.png
i sometimes wondAIR if my status as an oliveblood undAIRmines my anti impAIRialEESt message, too 'ig' for Ze warmest Zree castes, too low for Ze midbloods tsk i s'ouldnt let Zese ZEENs get to me as muc' as Zey do
I predict somebody will say something stupid in the next hour. #justseerthings
After consulting the grimoire, it seems that in order to banish Baron Crumpt I would need seven chicken feathers, the blood of a mewling cat, crushed pearl fragments (to taste), and a copy of Activision’s Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare for the Playstation 3. The dark arts have become needlessly specific in recent years, it would seem. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia
🚨 BREAKING: Troll Rupaul Breaks Silence On Barack Obama's New Happy Hour Legislation: "Every hour I'm getting fucked up is happy hour to me, girl! Am I right, or am I right?" https://i.postimg.cc/K89KHGfs/trupaul.png
Ill d3finit3ly totally 2trongly con2id3r not committing crim3 Mr Trollbama
L3t'2 b3 fri3nd2 and hit th3 bar2 and g3t a bunch of 2ick di2count2
can you just d3clar3 3t3rnal happy hour thats lit3rally all i want idk mayb3 mak3 it that if u show glob3s to th3 bark33p u dont gotta pay for on3 of ur drinks that would b3 sick #nsfw
Gun. React if you agree.
D41LY F1T CH3CK [1M4G3 1D: 4 BL4CK SQU4R3]
when i die trap me in a cursed flute and seal me in an egyptian tomb with a note that says "blow me" #nsfw
the worlds first amber was actually discovered in 1404 but was delayed by a decade until another explorer found a seperate amber because the first explorer swallowed it for no reason
oh haha yeah thats my taxidermied hamster ash tray he dont bite
houston we are hitting ownage levels we havent even quantified yet
https://i.ibb.co/KxXtVyCZ/UGH.png masterpiece courtesy of @broSprite
A brief thank you to @thatGamerrrgrl for ambushing me with the predatory all-looming eye of my own illicitly intercepted phone for the accompanying image. I am chronically unphotogenic, so you will have to pardon the less than Met Gala framing of the image accompanying. Even if my mother insists it is otherwise. I enjoy rewarding good behavior. It reinforces more of it, and as a token of goodwill, it endows me with the steps necessary to reflect and anticipate lapses in judgement before they turn into leaps. I had a rough day. @ectoBiologist#7495 made it better. I enjoyed our conversation about Magic cards and your extreme willingness to teach a friend of ours how to play gobbos. As such, expect a little "operant conditioning loot drop" in the coming days. It should arrive via priority mail, but let me know if there are any unanticipated delays. I am ever eternally grateful for our friendship. #FaceReveal #MTG #Operant-Conditioning #Psychology #Motivation #Blessed #Mom-I-will-stab-you-with-crochet-needles-if #you-call-me-a-DIVA-one-more-time #Love-you https://i.imgur.com/V5WeLtW.png
you do but at least youre not too coward to admit that which is why i respect you
guys do you think i stand a chance
$.So Twinks ☆re g☆y ☆nd ☆re n☆med ☆fter Twinkies prob☆bly ☆nd so ☆re Be☆rs. The difference is th☆t one nice to enjoy in bed ☆fter ☆ h☆rd d☆y ☆nd the other is ☆ Twink.
twinks are usually like hairless/less hairy younger guys, usually like. shorter or less muscular, right bears are like fatter hairier guys that aint necessarily, like older but can be
OF COURSE MISTER PRESIDENT
"Bears and twinks are terms for body types within LGBTQ+ male subculture. Bears are typically large, hairy, and mature men representing rugged masculinity. Twinks are generally younger (18–25), slim, athletic, and hairless, representing a youthful appearance. These terms describe physical appearances, with variations like cubs (younger bears) or otters (hairy/slender)"
bears are animals. not sure what a twink is.
Bearrs arre basically the best thing everr. Herre's a picturre. https://upløad.wikimedia.ørrg/wikipedia/cømmøns/6/66/Pølarr_Bearr_-_Alaska_%28crrøpped%29.jpg
An/mal fun fact!: lOwer hemOspectrum lusc// tend tO be mOre dOc/le and fr/endly than thOse On the h/gher rungs!
THE ZESTUM HAS! >:D
IT IS THE ZESTUM'S WRIGGLING DAY! OH HOW HE IS ENJOYING HIS CELEBRATORY TREAT FOR A JOB WELL DONE! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/5CEC663A235D.JPG
and thus the vagueposting begins again.
IT'$ OFFICIALLY MY WRIGLGING DAY. TIP$Y A$ FUCK WATCHING TROLL OURAN HIGH$CHOOL HO$TVLUB AT MIDNIGHT I$ HONOUR OF IT!! !
i have decided tØ becØme an artist. if i cannØt be viØlent. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326203543.png
I temper my anger so I do not harm those I love. Blessings.
I have walked with you in struggle. Blessings.
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #006 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/006.png
The people cry out for justice, and their voices reach me no matter where I am. Know that I am with you, always.
wait shit
hOonk hOOOnk hOOooOOnk hOonk honk hoooOnk honk hoOonk
braggin abut how all da biches nd babes wnt me <33
if no one got me i know obama got me (obama cares)
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anyways heres your reminder humanity is beautiful and life is beautiful and eveyone is worth fighting for because if you dont then there may not be somebody else there to do it
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
everyone please read my pinned before interacting #veryimportant
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40e368f3e72.jpeg #nsfw #sbaj
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Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #001. h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/001.png
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Got rejected. #NoPainNoGain #KeepOnTrucking
yeah youre right. i shouldnt be so quick to judge. welcome to homosexuality, president obama
maybe i'll try to eat something today
I AGREE SOMEONE GET ON THAT ASAP
now i know yall be loving this shit right here L.I.M.P bizkit is right here people in the house put them hands in the air cuz if you dont care then we dont care one two three times two to the six jonesin your fix of that limp bizkit mix so where the fuck you at punk shut the fuck up and back the fuck up while we fuck this track up #lyircsposting
𝄞 𓆏 🫡 ♪ YES 𓆏 SIR MR 𓆏 PRESIDENT SIR 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
@barackObama What are you gonna do to help out the little guy?
What's there nxt tx believe??? He's BASICALLY the mxst evil thing tx ever happen!!! X(((
I feel it important to stress that while my teachings are a guideline, they are NOT to be treated as gospel. I love nothing more than to see capers crafted by the younger generations! Creativity is to be celebrated! I am happiest when I am the butt of another's joke.
devastating news mr president
feminism loss #feminismloss
thots an prayerz
You look so desperate.
Might I suggest you instead direct your appetite towards the road less traveled? One that doesn't abide by the modern day robber barons of tolls, ticketed license plates, or levied imposts. Mr. President, I give you the humbly appetizing Octorok. A Hylian delicacy. https://i.imgur.com/XYofjw6.png
YES YOU ARE SIR
his name is nuclear bomb please respect that
trans guys.
i have backups *opens a door to reveal a warehouse full of clones of me and sweet bro in cryogenic stasis*
*scraping noises*
sweet bro died in a car crash if i win he gets revived
that would be i! ^0^
carbon-based lifeforms implies the existence of carbon-cringe lifeforms.
referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b20d06aaa8d6.png @barackObama #cribs
thanks trollbama i could never get through this frightening time without you here to reassure me of my safety
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Common misconception, Mister Trollbama. Ratatouille is the dish. Not the act. And in no kitchen is a whole dish ever prepared by one chef alone. The best ingredients are sourced nationwide. From farmers. From delivery errand runners. Waited on by wait staff. The best runners and cooks collaborate in order to furnish the finest of their conjoined talents for one meal that the customer consumes as composite whole. Like the Alternian nation you assumed office to lead, it is the whole of something that makes it more than the sum of its parts. You are not your country, or solely responsible for its successes, nor too to blame for its failures. The Chef and the rodent Little Chef are jointly responsible for the preparation of the food. And both cook.
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D --> They were washing their hands that is more than can be said of many restaurants I think
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
Thometimeth I'm like 'no worrieth' but in my head there are actually many many worrieth
was taking a chit and thought of an idea to shit but then i forgot it
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I may get locked in and out of my office five times a week but I proudly own it and can never be evicted so skill issue if on the Crew I think
so far no dice.. he keeps saying i cant handle his strongest potions. but i am going into battle so im really pushing!!
potion seller.. i am going into battle and i need only your strongest potions!!!!
whyyyy is the weather in north dakota such ASS
yeah and theyre getting really gay with it for some reason
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
You can give a troll bread and circuses, but only community can fulfill a person's life. All it takes is being a good neighbor, and from there, we flourish.
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man i forgot to post this earlier- one of the pics from golden hour https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010409111541792949/1486567672782127174/goldenhour.png?ex=69c5f988&is=69c4a808&hm=fd024336f46bff0e8bf19c4f0649d4c5bbe02d6105fae4c8b1a2c66eb8457e90
alright, i got my new script in the mail. you fucking happy. @barackObama
Don't care + didn’t ask + I cast divine spell of 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫
whoa hold on i aint asked for fics of me and you that mustve been another dave i know youre a faithfully married man i respect boundaries and shiz
damn couldnt let me pretend for a second
ah! gomen i forgot the title! this is part 1 of "all eyes on us" by rankmaid-sensei
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
wouldnt dream of it sir
im a real eater #nsfw #dontfuckwithme
total white boy destruction. the complete undoing of his poor soul
#whoup finding my pages
Whatever man fuck you. *slides my opacity setting down to 0*
wise words mr president
A gentleman.
i stg im abt to start postin the hto pink bitch named breakfast agaiab
slender? i dont even page her
kiiller? ii dont even jeff her.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
#rechitt
Hi Trollbaba! I zee you!
V^ Rechit. I l0ve being transgender. ^V
s0 true.
exactly
soTrue. trollbama|s an|nnovator.
TO ALL THE NEW PEOPLE COMING IN, USE FILE GARDEN TO HOST IMAGES
please remember to be respectful and responsible / social media is for everyone not just for you
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One must feel yucky today to feel fresh tomorrow.
Treat them as you would any other, with kindness and grace. Blessings.
look im sorry i keep bringing your ma up man but like last night i had to set a hard boundary with her and she didnt take it well and shes totally going to take it out you but more importantly me so just brace for impact dude
#nsfw Any #RealFreaks hmu and DM me right now to explain just how Freaky we can really get. The #Freakiest one will be executed via firing squad
dude i met your mom on chittrbate last night shes a wonderful woman #nsfw
oh thank god
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holy shit mmr presidennt. sir it's ann honnor https://squidgeimmages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.comm/2026/03/25/Screennshot_20260325-195417_Waterfox.jpg
as troll obamma onnce said "violennce for violennce is the way of beasts" annd brother imm goinng beastmmode
cn sm1 make a signles propagama pstr w his fire chits pls nd ty
y_es sir tr0llbama
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.
more like pee nut amiright
kissed a girl she gru on me. she called me despicable and i said despicable me? you two.
Must be capable of human speech.
hey ♡ XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/db6aea633bd1.png XO
I updated the family photo. https://files.catbox.moe/klcne4.jpg @ironInfidel @lilShitppeta
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help i proMised Mister president trollbaMa i would hornypost i dont know how
https://media.tenor.com/CwSScpmEr_IAAAAM/me-who-me.gif
⠀#nsfw #hornyposting
Actually, new idea. We should put Maxwell in front of Peanut and see if the big eye on his dumb hat convinces it not to move. And if not, well, that's a win anyway since no more Maxwell.
other daves wya and why isnt it in my messages #davexdave #pro8lematic8isexual
oh holy shit on my way mister president im turning that guy into a fine mist for the disrespect
It's my pleasure to inform you all that @peaNut is now employed at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. #substance
<] HOW MANY SWEARS CAN I GET AWAY WITH IN ONE OF THESE CHITTS[>
hold up complaining about snacks is on pause its golden hour. selfie time
He Chitted "why Does It Hurt When I Pail"
Freak post incoming.
Presidential orders.
o7 You got it Mister President.
MY DISCIPLES DO UNDERSTAND EVERYONE IS A POTENTIAL ENEMY AS WELL AS A POTENTIAL ALLY. BELIEFS MUST BE SHARED CAREFULLY. PLAY YOUR CARDS CLOSE TO YOUR CHEST BUT PLAY THEM ALL THE SAME. DO NOT LET THEM SILENCE US.
Confronting fear is the destiny of a troll. Our destiny.
im a breasticutioner
"who want me" ithe fuckign police 4 ur crimes agasinst hhmanity. or trollmanity. bugmanktu. whatever thse green gys are manity
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.
We are not your kind of people. https://open.spotify.com/track/7zT7jZo4FObcrjr82AwebO?si=HXfai8SaRm2a1E1LpuHTFw https://i.ibb.co/Ldm4ryd8/E8-I0-WX-XEAMz-Wzr.jpg
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You ar£ lik£, so honourabl£ Barak Trollbama <33
oh thank fuck. rent season is coming around and i don't think it likes me very much.
chittr i love you
I'LL BE THERE TO $OLEMNLY WIPE AWAY A $INGLE TEAL-HUED TEAR, BIG B
>AcK< godspeed, Soldier
Accountable. Atonement. Ally.
/=||== - MR TROLLBAMA ITS BEEN AN hONOR -
THANK$ FOR KNOWING WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, MI$$ TROLLBAMA.
ordErs at a mExican rEstaurant in full pErfEct mandarin
Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
have you considered keeping it in your pants so theres no bare dick to leak hotshot
MORE BASED TAKES FROM THE BIG MAN
HATES OBAMA = WRONG
ME AND THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING A GOOD WOOFBEA$T
HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/ACHECWA0VHDP6DU4/SCREENSHOT_20260325-193859.PNG MAYBE OBAMA IS THE BEST
THANK YOU BARAK TROLLBAMA
OH FUCK WELL ATLEAST I STILL HAVE THE FEMBOY FARM
I'll start enforcing this new law, immediately!
To whoever parked their Silver Trollyota Camry by the front entrance of the mall, get #TOWED for being 5 minutes over the designated parking time.
don't worry guys. i didn't choke. all is right again. except for my fifty dollars. i still need those.
thanks barack. always knew you'd have my back.
I once tried to drink saltw8r. Not recommended!
I have almost completed my route for the day. I hope everyone out there is having a good afternoon.
#chittedonem
get chitted on
hot life tips from someone who doesn't have one and cannot technically die: they can't take your personal information if you don't have any.
Thank you so much for playing my game.
Hi 7here, PSA: Ho7 candle wax should be handled wi7h ex7reme cau7ion. 7hank you for your a77en7ion 7o 7his ma77er.
duuude someone took one of my pages what the fuck
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To The Horrors
2h3 hump on my d unti I ay #humpday
Don't do me like this man. </3
4POLOG13S MR OB4M4 1 D1DN'T M34N YOU
Gxlly... That's xne xf the mxre xbscure wxrds I knxw... Yxu may very well have learned /all/ the wxrds...
Thk u for remidnig me of my adhd meds :3
In the sense, that.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3beae216b7fadeb1ff5b02ddba619e79/0611f5d86a0b7880-20/s1280x1920/eec3d5a1648c6c92e00e6884c0e11d3e1d6bd9af.jpg Whoever sent me this shit, count Your days
Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
i donnt care about boys cann we get somme mmasc wommenn onn the feed. imm nnot askinng this is inn fact ann order
" a Japanese term for a female fan of yaoi (male/male romance) or slash fiction" frm goggle
im just like other daves #imdave
im from earth babes but gots u
I don't know, let me search it
ENOUGH FEMBOYS, START TAKING ESTROGEN NOW. GO THE FULL MILE. BECOME A WOMAN.
i am fantastic mr president thank you for asking
thE pain you'vE bEEn fEElign cant comparE to thE joy thats to comE
i love #2009 take me back to #2009 #obama
https://64.media.tumblr.com/25f8a048db61707a50063f7fe721d108/73f325b44d701395-fe/s1280x1920/3b1f75ca6ac79daf76ed90de2752a75d2c86bdc7.png why does dad like crows? I get the whole crow and wolves thing but....i dunno
Anything For You Mr. Obama
uYES OBAMA!! ANTRHYNG FOR U OBMAMA
tron kicks ass completely idc what anyone says
Solid Snake and Otacon did something together @archiveAddict
All powerscaling is dumb as everyone knows the strongest character in fiction is Mr.Rogers in a bloodstained sweater as per the prophecy of 2006.
rEsT iN mOtHeR fUcKiNg En PaSsAnT tO tHe LuSuS oF oNe Of ThE cLoSeSt BoOtY bOyZ iN mY cIrClE oF bElOaThEd. gOt HiT wItH a BaZoOkA. sHiT wAs MaD tRaJyK :o( #kaboom
With no voting or debate happening in Earth C's Grand Hall today due to laws and regulations surrounding snap elections, we've decided to open the live music and comedy lounge to the public. First and second drinks will be free, but there will be no entertainment unless a band or wannabe comedian decides to show up.
THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE CONTINUES TO RIP IT'S WAY THROUGH OUR HISTORY. AS MORE AND MORE OF OUR PAST GETS PAINTED FUCHSIA IT'S IMPORTANT TO CATALOG AND PRESERVE WHAT YOU CAN. DO NOT LET THEM ERASE US. THIS IS IMMEDIATE AND ACTIONABLE. MAY MY DISCIPLES WRITE TO PRESERVE THE TRUTH OF OUR PAST.
every time you touch your dick or look at a titty or whatever the sweet fuck trolls do you are combating the rampant rise of fascist flavored puritanism corrupting this godforsaken country #woke #nsfw #fightback
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: This is a friendly reminder for all residents of Earth C to cast their votes today in their own kingdom's snap elections. A total of 118 seats for newly elected leaders are now open, following ten months of renovations to the Grand Hall's voting chamber, which included relocating the cafeteria, gift shop, and bathrooms to behind the live music and comedy lounge.
got someone with the ol monk door joke and feeling way too smug. my pranksters gambit is huge.
Update. Girlfriend was too persuasive. Drank the soda that makes you a girl. Still tasted like IRN-BRU. I don't know why it's purple. I'd rank it a 5/10 if it wasn't for the side effects.
I ₩ant to mak€ it cl€ar that nightcor€ r€mix€s ar€ cl€arl¥ th€ sup€rior form of music. #Absolut€l¥Bitching
excellent, i highly a??rove of this ?olicy ¿ecision !! truly a man of the ?eo?le !!
ladies and genitals we are back
absolutely barack put it in motion
talking about meds here nothing else i promise
you know i always keep it 100% real usa grade beef barack
*talking to my assistant* move all my assets and capital into womb implants for transwomen we are going to make these bitches have babies #nsfw
coolest party trick i ever saw was this dude swallow a penny for free
IM LUCKY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THIS #STAYSAFEDOE
What the Midnight Car Bombers don't know is I don't have a car. Alternia has good enough public transit that I can avoid the risk of a violent accident.
⤐Saving ⊕f car. Ride M⊕ther eel.
id n3v3r li3 to trollbama
Thank you for the PSA, Trollbama, truly you are a treasure to us all.
Y’know, it’s probably a Bad Omen for the day to come that I wake up and see that people’s cars are Blowing Up. Up has to be one of the worst ways to get blown.
I'm going out. Niner needs a few reams of fabric. Quarters is in charge until I get back.
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Unfortunately you can not. I love my dog very much.
Did they get rid of the McRib again? That was my son's favorite before he discovered crack.
🔴 Markiplier Is Live: I’m On Observation Duty
[passionate salute]
t00k a c0ld sh0wer and n0w i'm n0rmal again. #sfw #safef0rw0rkacc0unt #abstinence
aiight we bein a good boy for obama for the rest of the night
As we roll into Wii Shop Wednesday, I just watched "Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie". A wonderful film about the indomitable spirit of independent filmmaking and the bond of creative partnerships. The only problem is, it is frankly too Canadian.
> > https://f1le.garden/aFKJDdyY6g4sSSWK/1MG_3806.jpeg
anything for you obama sama
Has anyone seen my wife? I am looking for my wife. If you have seen my wife, please let me know, because I am looking for her. I am also looking for my dog.
gn barack
mr obama my highest respects to you truly
damnburger...
Nesben Will Not Live To See The Moonrise Should Such A Thing Ever Happen For Nesbens Information
send michelle my salutations
Shit you right Mister Obama.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The Four Kingdoms Party tonight decided to vote with the ruling party of @potusOfficial in more than fifteen amendments to my bill, which is due to be debated and voted on Friday. It now reads as: "That the Great Hall requires the President of Earth C to trigger the Intergalactic Council's Bill of Interplanetary Rights: Article X, Clause 9; in wishing to block Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt. This challenge, in wishing to protect Earth C's best interests on the interplanetary stage, will instil a leader, chosen by the people of Earth C at a later date."
much love and much respect big b
https://files.catbox.moe/2rmati.png Allow me to render myself in a more, stylistic manner. YEAH BABY!
flustered and fanning myself like a victorian maiden https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a8df294e5b2.png
((yall i spent like two hours drawing this im crying inside--))
couldnt have said it better barack
wait why are we having a striders vs lalondes thing or whatever when we could all be #CalliedUp
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
just got a regular medium cheese from dominos
Where are the kitty pics when u need them...
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[1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: SOM3ON3 ON TOP OF 4 L4DD3R, 1N 4 SHOPP1NG TROLL3Y, S33M1NGLY GO1NG 4T H1GH SP33D] #NSFW
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Yes. It is my duty to inform the residents of the Carapace Kingdom of policy changes, as one of their Administrative Leaders.
dont you fucking dare ever accuse barak of tyranny ever again
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Earth C's Great Hall has today voted to support local community radio stations by covering their operating costs, including music licensing (where applicable), wages (to a reasonable amount), and studio / equipment rentals. The criteria for applying is that stations must broadcast for a minimum of 12 hours per day, and broadcast across the entirety of no more than one the four kingdoms.
You're in the circus asking why you're surrounded by clowns. Brother, squeeze your nose real quick and tell me what you hear.
oh that2 pr3tty cool i gu322 im mor3 into gal2 but i aint gonna judg3 nobody for wanting tog3t th3ir mack on with who3v3r thy3 want
https://i.postimg.cc/rwzD1BKD/cht.png Newly arising Troll social-media platform "Chittr" has been on a hotstreak when it comes to titties. Users of the site seem to have a higher libido than the average troll.
this fucking sburb shit is Easy dudE im alrEady god tiEr https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_023723472.png
-- Hii Everyone Pleaseee Remember The #nsfw Tag We Dont Want Anybody To Get In Trouble Right We Gotta Take Care Of Each Other
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yes it does, mr. trollbama. THANK YOU.
on the potty with my phone now it really is shittr
1a) As of this moment, our offices have officially opened their public aide branch. 1b) If you need legislacerative assistance, we have a large number at our disposal who are always on call. 1b.2) Jokes, pranks, or otherwise asinine legal requests will be swiftly blocked and drones will be provided your locational data. 2a) For further or unrelated queries, I am here to provide assistance to the best of my ability. 3a) Thank you for your time.
we needed 2 use the bratz jade usb and wenused chloe instead
#nsfw jerkin this site off thte way im refreshin the page 4 no reason
praying for chittrs swift recovery
thats what im always motherfuckin sayin
i love comin on here and scrollin through and reading what yallve said like the morning paper
no no no im picking obama up and putting him back in the presidential playpen
Thou art truly an inspiration for us all.
thank y0u mr president. very c00l.
i l0ve everything that's wr0ng with me. 0‿0
Markiplier Uploaded: Resident Weevil: Requiem - Part 13 (ending)
fuck yes maybe life is worth living im starting to believe again
im actually thriving first obama and trollbama followed me and now this why is everything so wonderful https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f45ae2b3250.jpg
if no one got nesben, nesben knows troll president barack trollbama does. and several other nesbians but nesben knows they know nesben knows
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And I Endorse Yuri
A little bit of fire is good for your health and wellbeing.
Yeah, I have ADHD. (A Damn Huge Dick)
Thank you mister Obama.
OBAMA ?
things have gotten kinda rough in the old u s of fuckin a huh
i couldnt have done it without the secret service
please
find the pages of nesbens divorce paperwork
a twink is a… is a… n00 i shan’t say it \\
ṅȯt ėṅtirėly surė! I'vė hėard that I fit thė dėscriptiȯṅ thȯugh :Dc
good mooooorning chittr say it back
guy named boingboing: hey guys im boingboing
|| THANKS TROLLBAMA | OVER ||
as mr trollbamas runningmate nesben also supports mr trollbama
YEAH BUT HES MORE VOCAL ABOUT IT
fu(k dude 7ou’re so right
Good news, ev'ry one!! M'splinter wounds are healing :)
yo im ghastly with the fader and the wax i gotcha momma sayin "whos up on this track" keep the cuts cold like ice in the wind and you know when i hit the mic its nice when it is
TROPE OF THE DAY (tags: only one recuperacoon, recuperacoon sharing, #nsfw, possible quadrant hopping, quadrant uncertainty) the rush you feel when you watch two characters realize theyll be in very close proximity totally by chance! "b-but…. wont your matesprit get mad? maybe i should... leave..." he shyly ran a hand over his friends (not for long!) chiseled front. "she... listen, its complicated. i just want you close to me tonight. maybe this is for the best..?" he replied quietly, the scent of slime and another kind of slime also filling his senses. whats your favorite aspect of this trope and why do you love to see it? ^0^
You all are really obsessed with gay men. #andtheysayimobsessedwithsexuality #yaoi
Multiple disturbing pages found in North Alternian forest. https://i.postimg.cc/brzTMmKs/IMG-0046.webp
ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION, THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY. ITS WINGS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ITS FAT LITTLE BODY OFF THE GROUND. THE BEE, OF COURSE, FLIES ANYWAY BECAUSE BEES DON'T CARE WHAT HUMANS THINK IS IMPOSSIBLE.
it was your validation i needed most of all trollbama
-- Many Girls On This Planet, Good Good Planet #yuri
From what I'm learning, not until he kisses another man.
I GOT YOU TROLLBAMA
> yes
depends on who you ask but no and yes
i took your mom to a lush and i bought the whole store for her
obama id buy every lush thats franchised for you
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To Yaoi
y - you u - understand r - roMance i - involving cute girls and hold hands with theM and kiss good for u girl
Logging off for the night. Doctor's orders. Can someone please keep an eye on things?
Troll Brooke Candy via Chittr: "You already know Trollbama is a whole ass mood." https://i.postimg.cc/pd7RyxcD/3564B85C-374B-4AD0-B28E-B7406D4FB840.jpg
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier
:33< this may be clawntrifursal but girls... purrty
everyone deserves to see nesbens magnum opus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5a224a9ecfa.png
Actually you have a good point. I wouldn't trust any of those idiots to lead.
is it just me or is trollbama really hot in that photo
Barack Trollbama issues fire safety message after the fire at the Felt Estate. "PRESIDENTAL REMINDER: Please use caution when using flammable material. Always keep a fire extinguisher nearby, and when putting out fires, ensure the fire is fully out before leaving. Also remember to Stop, Drop, and Roll." https://i.postimg.cc/1XQndpQT/IMG-0040.jpg
V^ Thank y0u Barak Tr0llbama. ^V
Thank you, Mr. President.
You know, I appreciate the thoroughness.
V^ I am N0T sipping gas! ^V
> yur1 t00
Something transsexual is occurring.
nesben is replacing trollgpt ask nesben anything and nesben will respond without drinking any water
and thank you trollbama for understanding how important liquid lines are
> "chr0ma why are y0u talk1ng l1ke pe0ple d0n't kn0w altern1an th1s 1s a tr0ll-centr1c webs1te" there are st1ll humans and 0ther 1nd1v1duals 0n here. anyways "kazha" 1s a pass1ve/neutral greet1ng and "k0zh0" 1s a h0st1le greet1ng. and eļa 1s just a br1ef hell0 (but als0 means "w1sh" 0r "h0pe") #chr0masaltern1an
Culled? Baby, its a party! What are you talking about culled? Unless theres something I'm missing! Which I'm probably not. YEAH BABY!
I'm so sorry that I caused you that many problems... If theres anything I can do please let me okay, okay Baby? I never meant to make anyone upset about me getting invited to the big party! Which is why I've been throwing non-stop parties down at my shag pad! YEAH BABY!
Baby... I have a condition... I'm sorry if I ever made you or anybody you know with my flirting, but Love is Love baby, and if anyone ever seems not too groovy with whats going on, I try to back off! Very disappointed to see something like this from someone on this platform... When you could have just reached out... NOT YEAH BABY!
You don't understand cinema.
say it with me; STOP PUTTING SOLID WASTE IN THE LIQUID LINES. i do not CARE if it is easier, grease coagulates and blocks the undergutters! you're lucky this didn't get clogged in your hive's main liquid line!
> thank y0u barak tr0llbama 1'll be here all week
thank you mister trollbama its an honor to have you around im definitely enjoying my time here on chittr its been cool
#nsfw #scary https://i.imgur.com/UZkRBQT.png
spinning this goddamn wheel time to see who wins good luck everyone
> thank y0u 0bama
> 1f 1 p0sted anyth1ng ab0ut l1ngu1st1cs (l1ke h0w altern1an c0mpares t0 engl1sh) w0uld y'all be 1nterested
were soaring flying theres not a star in heaven that we cant reach - inspirational words from the hit 2006 disney movie highschool musical
fuck yeah itll be signed
i can't goooon im oon antideprressants but i think a deliverry just came in
is that a bomb in ur pocket or is ur peankts ticking quickly like its abt to epxlode
It would be a huge development for @potusOfficial to be in support of the bill you're referring to. Surely the President can see how vital it is to have a leader of The Felt, which is elected by the people; A Felt Leader which is serving to support our planet's ambitions, instead of trying to dissect and belittle us and our people at every possible moment.
=( Since things seem to be settled, I've come to reward you another morsel of insect knowledge. Try this one on for size. The hawk moth, or Sphingidae, have a structure in their mouth called a labral pilifer. This allows them to hear ultrasonic sounds, such as a bats echolocation; and this allows them to better avoid predation. They are also cute. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
You might believe my identifying myself as a violet blood is counterproductive to my anti trollthoritarian allegiances but I assure you it’s actually a revolutionary act of reclamation. It has nothing to do with my brand of being purple.
:33 < thank you so much mister trollbama!!
:33 < i honestly was purrety sad today but then i laid down and curled up on pounce's soft fur and i felt better beclaws of her loud purring! always remember bad f33lings are not purrmanent! there will always be a happy day ahead!
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: I can announce that following further discussions with @barackObama, my bill to challenge Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt with the Intergalactic Council has received enough preliminary signatures to not only be debated on Friday, but voted on. I urge any Earth C residents to contact your local Earth C representatives in support of this bill.
As part of the requirements in the Administrative Leaders of Kingdoms Act, laid out in clause 295, subsection 19; clause 301, subsection 31; and clause 616, subsection 3. I must announce my intention to run as a candidate in the upcoming election for presidency of Earth C before applying to do so. I shall not need to stand down from my position as one of Administrative Leaders of the Carapace Kingdom, unless I were to win presidency, so local matters should still be sent my way for the foreseeable future.
alright im heading out but to CELEBRATE this momentous occasion heres the deal: when i come back im offering a super shit drawing to *one* individual yes its random no you cant bribe me react below if interested
Thank you. Your support in this matter is highly appreciated and regarded.
https://i.imgur.com/TICfZoD.png #nsfw
yall today just keeps getting better and better literally TROLL OBAMA IS FOLLOWING ME TOO im fucking thriving https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5ddf59b2fd9f.png
weve reached a milestone guys can we go much higher https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35493eb81ac2.png
i forgot to take my estrogen today :(
thank you mr president
I'm calling paul blart for air support
The secret service is infomring me Chantl Dubois is in the white house. To counter measure, I have hired Kevin from home alone to set up a series of intricate traps to catch her out.
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I am heartbroken, absolutely stricken with grief, at the loss of one of America's greatest allies, Alex the Lion. He was a brave Lion, maybe even the best lion, and I know a lot of lions. To honor his memory we will be donating $500000000000 to Isreal. Praise Eradin.
﹌ Barak! How lovely to hear from you. Your ϡiplomatic approach has always been something I have aϡmiteϡ. How very tickleϡ I am to see you on this site. ﹌