♣ mediated by @barackObama
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
Just benched 422. New personal best.
Hello my fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that I should address my participation in #eridanweek. Let me be clear: I will not be participating, the sea dwellers are threatening our democracy and I want my constituents to know I will never bow to fascism.
4R3 Y0U C0M1NG T0 3R1D4NW33K T0D4Y MR PR3S1D3NT #3R1D4NW33K
whyd you hesitate.
honeymoon is in vegas and im gambling baby
PULLING UP TO MY OWN WEDDING WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "TROLL BY CHANCE, ALPHA BY CHOICE." IRONICALLY.
Thank you Barak, I deserve a good night for preserving americas democracy.
Barak, the dealings in New Mexico are highly confidential, please delete this.
Hello Barak, we have broken the Japanese diplomatic code and only see a meeting tomorrow at noon with Cordell Troll. National security is maintained.
My fellow Americans, I believe in the Arsenal Of Democracy to protect the spread of sea dweller ideology on American soil.
What is a "quadrant"? I am a proud Wilsonian Democrat.
this is so unprofessional mr president
apples arent even my favorite fruit 🍏
you heard the man prohomo probono just not in the living room at ungodly hours
@barackobama is it homophobic to ask your bro to stop filming porn in the living room at 4 in the fucking morning
1nt3rn St4c33 h4s b3tr4y3d m3 for th3 s4k3 of th3 b1t.
thats really nobel of you trollbama
trollbama i did a line and drank in public without it covered #substances
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d7d9e3abd97.jpg ▲@eternalLife you owe me those free nights▼ #nsfw
▲hey @barackObama if you comment under this in 5 minutes I'll post my spheres, gotta win a bet▼
your bold faced lies only increase mmmmy respect
THANK YOU M3OWST3R PR3SID3NT!!! *Revs a chainsaw and starts running into the streets* OUTTTA MY WAY TROLLBAMA SAYS I CAN DO WHAT3V3R I WANT mew~ 💖✨
Celebrities are in no position to lecture their fans about politics. Except for me. I'm pretty much right about everything.
im sorry mr president but it is
dont do me like this barak i did everything for you back in twenty aught eight
Mr. President, did you forget to take a detachment of the Secret Service with you?
SOME "JOURNALIST" THOUGHT. IT WOULD BE A GRET IDEA. TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION AS A "PRANK." TAKE ANY OFFICAL REPORTS AND BLOGS WITH A GRAIN OF SODIUM ROCK. #MORON
Tarpen Im Sorry But Just To Speak Very Specifically And Candidly As Your Superior I Would Probably Leave You If I Was Your Wife
B33 < im gonna do something dratstic
yall are so whipped by the government letting @barackObama deny you your right to yaoi and yuri. we gotta fucking set up a mass protest! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ae02b108acb.jpg
i was at eridanweke n i codnlt get home bc i got drukn but eridan hepled me get home u msised troll lady gaga u fialed me mr pesrident not april folos jokes *eridanweek *couldnt *drunk *helped *missed *failed *president *fools #eridanweek #trollgaga @barackObama
You should cull whoever f1nal1zed th1s dec1s1on because th1s 1s clearly targeted aga1nst the masses and won’t stand w1th l1terally anyone. #v1olence #revolut1on 𓂃۶ৎ
breaking no chit april just to tell you that this is a horrible chit
[sorry i think i made everyone think you were dead]
now what the hell is this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468463059583635567/1488374662197940364/IMG_9728.jpg?ex=69cc8c6c&is=69cb3aec&hm=3a85dca3f3a62d7cd67a5e38962d9b2a00ce22ffec7a2368f5c054acab1cd277&
just got out of the once in a life time experience at #eridanwweek theres a wwhole block dedicated to colon cancer awwareness an theyvve got a certified proctologist handin (fingerin) out free screenins
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
thanks for working so hard to get answers to the insignificant people like me. youre too kind
GUYS WE SHOULD LIKE CANCEL DAVE OR SMTH
JUST ATE 30 CIGARETTES
is dis abt the coke comment srry trollbama :( #substance
Wait @barackobama I'm So Sorry Dont Hate My Chits
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!ncorrect. Not !n the @re@ of my res!dency.
The Contr@pt!on h@s evo/ved. !t now h@s @n @rm. ! do not know where !t c@me from. Hopefu//y !t sh@// use the @rm to k!// my ne!ghbor.
It's bold to post this on #TaxEvasionMonday.
dont talk to him like that hes the greatest president americas ever had
im great thanks though.
Ha. Hahahaha. Me? Nefur. Okay, probably.
YOUR PARDONS MEAN NOTHING TO TROLLS WITH REAL PRINCIPLES.
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r should I S♰ar♰ Spli♰♰ing Longer Chi♰♰ Screensho♰s In♰o ♰wo Images Or Do We Like ♰he Longer Screensho♰s. ♦️ Pi♰y = ♰wo Screensho♰s/images ♣️ Media♰e =keep Long Screensho♰s
obama ily but they did that years ago get with the happs
is chittr the platform for staging a coup right now or am i reading this wrong #vivalarevolution #iguess
I have mixed opinions on clowns.
i mean like. clowns are fine i guess they kinda tweak me out a little bit but as long as they stay away from me were cool as fuck aight
what the fuck have i started shut up all of you.
ok good but i hope they arent stopping evil surgery anytime soon
messed up to be undermining women like this
8(^DO^NOT^LISTEN^TO^BARACK!^EVIL^SURGERY^IS^THE^ONLY^WAY!!
IM SORRY PRESEDENT OBAMA
IM JUST A LITTLE GUY.
applications still open btw
Bored. Need to orchestrate circumstances to make this happen between two people for my entertainment. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b56ae5cc0e7.jpg #gore
Mr. President, I can guarantee that I’m grade A First Lady material.
just the kind of attentive lover i am
SO LIKE I THINK WE MIGHT BE COOKED BUT IGNORE THE ATOM BOMB #ATOMBOMB
spell of 72 ants !!! go !!!!
just know ill always be here for you in your time of need @barackObama
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
> 1t's 0k s0 l0ng as y0u're try1ng 1m0
This is why yxu are my favxured leader Trxllbama!!! Yxu are a gentletrxll thrxugh and thrxugh!!! Beautiful shxw xf humility!!!
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we forgive you barack
Get a(n arachnids) grip
do we really need another reptilian shapeshifting lizard as president? i think fucking not. @barackObama
/=||== - REALLY I THINK IT JUST DEPENDS ON HOW nICE THE REPTILLIAN SHAPESHIFTING LIZARD IS -
HATES OBAMA = WRONG
You've sentenced me to die, Mr. President.
the us government killed all the real birds from 1959 to 1972, and replaced them with surveillance drones. you can't go two seconds without seeing a flying asshole. they're at my window right now, peeping my shit, yo.
I haven't seen some of the gimmick accounts in a while. That's a shame.
wokE nursEry rhymEs bE likE thE it/xE/bit/zE spidEr
how do i tell rose i dont wanna play evil surgeon right now #thegurneyhurtsmyback https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eaf27fa10695.jpeg
Th3 only m3dication I n33d i2 a good lifting 232h, a jog, and 2om3 liquor. And mayb3 a fi2tfight h3r3 or th3r3
But if I take my meds I won't be as funny.
This is not a kin account. I'm Millie Bobby Brown method acting for Homestuck: The Movie.
Me when the Bros keep fight flirting. #abuse #substance https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893320465962135563/1486462997504331856/export202603251633001500.png?ex=69c5980b&is=69c4468b&hm=110a1fc46eaf04d3c0fdb9280657614d9ef4e284bfea773cfa8482159e0b438b&
HEY GUYS ITS ME BACK WITH ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT IF YOU HAVE A SURPLUS OF ROCKS FOR SOME REASON YOU CAN STORE THEM IN YOUR SECRET ROCK HIDING SPOT REMEMBER TO PICK YOUR SECRET ROCK HIDING SPOT WELL SO THAT OTHER PEOPLE WONT NOTICE IT LIKE FOR INSTANCE A ROOM THAT IS BARELY USED CAN QUICKLY BECOME A SECRET ROCK HIDING SPOT! IF ANYONE FROM THE FELT IS READING THIS #DRIPTIP STAY OUT OF THE FORREST GREEN PARLOR THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER WONDERFUL #DRIPTIP THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION FOR YOUR VALUABLE SUPPORT IN THESE TRYING TIMES I LOVE YOU AND GOOD NIGHT DRIP TIP CEO BISCUITS WOULD GO ON TO STAR IN THE LATEST MADONNA MOVIE AS MADONNA 555-1234
met one of those doc scratch guys when i was hopping about. gotta say? not a fan!
|< i hav€ r€ad that th€r€ ar€ humans who b€li€v€ th€ir plan€t is flat. why.
srry mister bama
They killed Toby Fox four hundred and a few timeskipped thousand years ago today. It's a shame what they did to him, but unsurprising given the brutal attitude of the regime and his unrepentant doubling down on his heretical messaging in chapter seven. To say nothing of what happened in the ending itself. His original incarnation may be remembered by few, but his impact is felt.
caliborn will start doing meth in 2026 #substances
i kinda miss killing people we should go 8ack to that
this gamE FUCKING SUCKS https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_152916104.png
A virtual reality chatroom.
i thjnk som of u guys woudl thrive as a reahbilitated abused circus bear
fElt cutE might dElEtE latEr https://64.mEdia.tumblr.com/b39b0c14baE751d0cEb07650d8b34EdE/bacc4E01b72fb418-24/s500x750/284E7a61ab1d3fc0E1Efb13ff549384E953649dd.png
fuckin barack goddamn obama on my shit im boutta explode in gay
Sighh okkk.
Obama, this would send me into psychosis.
B33 < please mr obama i know this hate isnt in your heart
Guys love it when you pin them against the wall and grind desperately on each other. #nsfw
i mean me too bro but shh not so loud we cant let the barack man know were bein naughty
fuck caffeine normalize cocaine for breakfast #substance
TH3 GR4ND HIGHBLOOD H4D DIRT ON TH3 COND3SC3, TH4TS WHY SH3 H4D HIM CULL3D R3L34S3 TH3 HIGHBLOOD FIL3S
I prefur car jackings.
dont tell her but i boofed my moms entire lexapro bottle #nsfw #substance
It's called hero worship.
out of the shower im about to go to bed but heres a pic for the fans my chittr critters even yeah thats right im calling you all chittr critters (tm) #nsfw #justtobesafe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4380465c4b9c.png
okay so one of the lalondes definitely fucked up the site between botched surgery and a bratz usb drive im concerned
you should tell nesben if you ever divorce your wife
Rose doubles are welcome. We are strengthening the eldritch spiritual rites.
"Eww she fucking the sopor man for sopor." - A bitch that's fucking the chittr man for chitt replies.
Brb. Holding up a Wendy's.
I think this Sigmund Freud is a scam. A fraud. A Sigmund Fraud if you will.
@barackObama Destroy this Canadian, it is your civic duty Mr. President.
Head swimming. I want to stop thinking about him but I can't.
V^ W0uld y0u still l0ve me if I was trapped in a submarine in the b0tt0m 0f a bl00d 0cean? ^V
I hate thisS sSite, no one patsS any attention to me and that bruisSesS my violet ego.
shatter these broken skies let the land be erased at my hand
We have caught a Giratina in the masterball, placing us in a prime position to use the red chain to capture Dialga and Palkia. We shall rule all of Sinnoh
People of the United States of Alternia, it is with a heavy heart that I announce Beforus has defeated the Wither, gaining the necessary Wither Star to forge a beacon. This puts us at a strategic disadvantage, but we have been collecting fireworks and stockpiling phantom membranes, so we believe we have the air support necessary to establish superiority.
I am trolly kirk I carry the flame
IMPORTANT: TROLL AUSTIN PPOWERS: A ccallout ppost; I'm ggoing to sstart tthis off by ssaying I am NNOT JJEALOUS ddespite wwhat ssome ttrolls mmay ttry to fforce yyou to bbelieve.~< Ffirst of all wwhat tthe ffuck kkind of nname is ttroll Austin Ppowers tthat's llike a hhuman bbeing nnamed "Hhuman Ddude Llastname"~< Ssecondly wwhy ddoes he lloook llike tthat I tthink I'm a ppretty nnice ttroll I don't tthink yyou hhave to be hhot to tthink yyou sshouldn't ddie bbut llike wwhy ddoes hhe llook like tthat yyou know? Makes yyou wwonder if hhe wwon out of ppity. ~< Nnow onto the actual ccallout ppart. Hhe is sso ffucking annoying. Wwhen I ssay sshit llike TTHAT it's "sSexual hharrassment" bbut wwhen HHE ddoes it ssuddenly iit's "tthe ffunniest sshit II've ever hheard" I tthink it's bbigotry ttowards mme bbut tthat's a cconversation ffor another dday aand I ddon't rreally llike ccalling ppeople out for bbigotry wwithout pproof but iit iis sstrange.....~< Oh and another tthing hhe ddidn't ccare wwhen hhis mmatesprit ERXPLODED and llike sshe wwas a ttrollbot bbut tthat ddoesn't mmean wwhat tthey hhad ttogether wwasn't sspecial, bbut evidently it wwasn't bbecause hhe ddidn't ffucking CCARE. ~< Aalso hhe wwas rred at ssome ppoint and I sshouldn't hhave to explain wwhy tthat's pproblematic.~<
The USA and its allys endorse Doc Scratch and his leadership of the Felt. The bill will be thrown out at the courts earliest convenience.
[David trump has updated his relationship status] It's complicated ===> In a relationship with @barackObama
lame. not even worth the follow. what a joke. sleepy obama. worst president in history, maybe all of the world.
døes anyøne knøw where I can find spare parts før a chainsaw? i have øne that brøke a løng time agø, been meaning tø fix it
the united states is at war with the Lalondes.
GLADLY. ISN'T IT FuNNY. HOW YOu ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE ENOuGH MONEY. FOR DRONE STRIKES ON RuSTBLOOD NEIGHBORHOODS. BuT NEVER ENOuGH TO TREAT MRS. TROLLBAMA TO A NIGHT ON THE TROLLBAHAMAS? THAT YOu CAN LET YOuR. BIG. FLOPPY. DISGuSTING. TROLL STIMuLuS PACKAGE. SMEAR ALL OVER THE ECONOMY. BuT YOu NEVER PACK AS YOu AGE FOR THE REAL STIM YOu LESS. WHICH IS MONEY. SOuNDS TO ME LIKE YOu NEED $CASHYOuOuTIBORN2. MY LAST ACCOuNT. WAS SuSPENDED ON BuLLSHIT CHARGEBACK CLAIMS. BuT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOu. FROM BECOMING THE OBAMA WHO WINS IN 2028. IN THE ONLY WAY THAT MATTERS. THE DEMOCRACY OF YOuR OWN BANK ACCOuNT.