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President of Earth-C Information, including Cabinet Applications -> https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co

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>> Can I wear this dress? https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4121207893.2584/ssrco,a_line_dress,womens_01,white,front,close_portrait,x1000.jpg

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The Schress.

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i think im autistic.

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You're on Chittr.ing. You are, in fact, autistic.

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is this an official diagnosis? i have no way of actually getting professionally diagnosed.

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If you have no way of getting actually diagnosed: yes. It can be an official diagnosis. You have autism.

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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Why the sudden topic of lime bloods? ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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I believe a Kanaya variant mentioned wanting to put limeblood in her margarita, and it continued from there.

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Pretty sure I have a limeblood on staff. #DiversityWin.

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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Only pretty sure? ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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@barackObama[BO]

Those aren't the kinds of questions I ask in interviews.

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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ I do not have much practice in hiring or interviewing ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ I was only curious ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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I understand. It is a valid question, and I understand why you were curious. I also do not want to showcase any limeblood members of my staff, as they may not be comfortable showcasing that information on Chittr.ing.

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V3: Sorry if this is kind of insensitive, but like, what's with the blood colors?

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@barackObama[BO]

They are different castes. Lower castes have colder colors. It's a whole thing.

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V3: Hm, well, maybe it's better than I'm imagining.

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dont you mean warmer.

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Yes, I do. It's been a long day.

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It probably is not.

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

i still cant find my meds

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Fear not. I will assist you in looking.

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Almost forgot to take my meds. Almost because, well, #NeverForget.

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What the fuck.

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I adore my matesprit’s offspring. Dave and that other one.

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dunk i think

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Yeah that seems right.

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If I mention him in your replies he starts seething

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I did not want to leave him out of the post, although he would have likely preferred it, so it was really the only option. He has his quirks, as do we all.

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He appreciates it less now that it’s been verbalized. Rookie mistake, Mr. Strider.

So is that Doc guy actually the devil or is he just aura farming?

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Both, leaning towards aura farming.

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Got it. I have a question.

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Troll President of Earth-C. Democratically elected. I am not related to the human Barack Obama, although I have met him and he seems like a nice man. Yes, I am aware of him. Does that answer your question?

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Big fan of when a Doc Scratch or Caliborn starts losing it on the timeline. What are you worried about little fellow? Scheming? I hope you’re having fun.

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This is not a vague post. Literally scroll down a single post and there it is.

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This is hardly losing it, Mr. Obama.

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Trollbama. And I may have exaggerated slightly, but you must admit yourself as well as other variants of yourself do love to be emo on the timeline. It’s endearing.

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3> I just sliced my finger open again with a guitar string. Again. For 40th time. I'm bleeding out. Help me. <3

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Bleeding out due to a cut in your prong? Please see a medical professional. And perhaps use a plectrum.

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#normal

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@barackObama[BO]

Just like me fr.

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