

Barak Trollbama
@barackObama
President of Earth-C Information, including Cabinet Applications -> https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co

meow :33

you yes you i want you to picture something in detail metaphorically close your eyes dont actually close your eyes so you can keep reading ok so you have a pizza slice youre ready to go in on this slice straight up devour it youre starved you fold it like a taco to eat this bad boy how are you folding it hotdog style or hamburger style #importantquestions
w)(at t)(a fuck is obama doin )(ere i offed t)(at bald bitc)( mys)(elf back in t)(e day. buoy put up a good fig)(t too ay wait nvm t)(ats trollbama

You give the Department of Research and Development a little too much funding and all the sudden you're stuck in a presentation about how fast Mozart could've finished a Geek Bar.
< i have a confession guyys i lied im onlyy 6ft >

EvEr7thing hurts wh4t iF i l0wkE7 givE up

Was that fucking Troll Walter White.
What wonderful things have I missed today?

You talked. I heard. Thank you for trusting me with your valuable thoughts, my dear constituents.
maybe ttaco bell will fix me

FOUR ENERGY DRINKS IN.

deletinv chittr forveer i accidentslly shard my chittr dms tomu class adn its sso over im so doomed i got so embarrassed i dranf a twobottles of tquila

I hear you. I understand. As an elected official, I try to listen to my constituents. I am in conversations with Troll Taco Bell to return the Doritos Locos Taco to the menu.

OH COOL RANCH DORITOS LOCOS TACO FROM TROLL TACO BELL...I MISS YOU SO MUCH... @BARACKOBAMA BRING IT BACK!!!!






