
I didn’t realize I needed to make this announcement, but here we are. It is HIGHLY advised not to attack or cull any members of the Gray House staff, especially on Gray House property. Unfortunately for all aggressors, the Secretary of Defense knows how to fight.

YEAH HE DOES MREOWWW

I would hope so. I’m matesprits with one.

Yes.

#FirstDate #MyBad

I'm keeping this in mind, thank you for the confirmation Mr President.

Both the Yaoi and the Yuri have been committed in the Oval Office directly. I was, of course, only present for the Yaoi.

I see, have any dreaded straight relations happened in office?

Weirdly enough, no they have not. The Oval Office has only experienced the Yaoi and the Yuri. It has not yet experienced straight individuals engaging in sexual activity

Strange, but also not unusual. Yuri and yaoi are leagues above most straight relations.
