Sir Kday Anicor Metido
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Sir KXay Anicor MetiXo, sworn vassal of the ManifolX Table. / Eternally bounX to my QuaXrantmate TrifolX, the fair and terrible LaXy Carazu AXonza. \ Triple Prestige LegenXary Fanciful Funambulist /
I will FIGHT anX Xefeat this beast. /
I #yearning for my wife! / I'm waving to her right now! \
Kantan never Xie /
I just really think that one shoulX be alloweX to at least try to cut the moon in half. / Just one of them. \ Give it a chance, have a pusher! /
I've never been in a clown buggy, but I *have* been in a clown carriage. / It's Xeeply unpleasant! \ I usually walk alongsiXe them now. / I simply Xo not fit as they Xo. /
Such myopic worlXviews going arounX nowanights... \ GooX anX evil is not cull or be culleX. \ Your enemies are not all malefic anX your allies not all valorous. \ Not that the uproarious upstarts neeX me to XefenX their honor, but it seems that my upbringing being so close to so many of the flock was a rather unique one for a golX. \ I am sure some of these perfiXious Xetractors will show their sullen faces here anX speak their lies. / To that I say, 1v1 me scrub. / WorXs mean nothing. \ Battle prowess means all. /
✂Thou'rt well spoken \ a gold's valor ever honora♭le \ however querulous might I inquire \ Gold♭lood ♭orn of the dandelions posits itself in median; neither culled nor cull — however, decision must drive a man. Doth thee consider thyself no♭le for culling functions, or contempti♭le for thy deeds?
Hail anX well met, my frienX. \ Your worXs lift my spirits high anX fill me with gratituXe. \ To claim nobility may be crass, I woulX rather have such lofty compliments laiX upon me by my peers. \ However, when faceX with Xecision, I am noble, of course! / Those I slay are weak of boXy, pan, anX pusher, anX all is improveX by their absence. \ It is in the spilling of blooX in the crucible of battle that a man is truly testeX, anX I fully intenX to pass with high marks whenever I float onto the culling fielXs. \ I hope that answers your question frienX! /
✂Thy answer commenda♭le. Enamored ♭y thy accolades \ whomever thee serves, thou serve them well. If in mine own ♭lessed court \ a give of a ♭lade of ♭lackest o♭sidian, wrapped in violet ri♭♭on. ♭lood of gold, oh, thy wield it well.
You honor with with your worXs, mine frienX. \ The ManifolX Table proviXeX a similar boon upon my vassalage. / A great anX terrible scythe, forgeX in the heat of the unXerworlX, by the finest slapsmiths the worlX over. \ They truly honor me, anX in turn I Xo all I can to honor them. /
✂Oh what terri♭le wonder! If it is well within thy permissions \ this ♭eautiful one would much enjoy to glean upon such fearsome weapon glory. If not, witness thee in su♭lime ♭attle.
How coulX I refuse such a request? \ This is the closest image I have at prong. \ https://cXn.imgchest.com/files/575X13601X6e.png /
✂Splendid creation of finest craft! Suits thee ♭etter than any ♭lade.
Its curveX eXge beats sworX, spear, anX axe time anX time again. \ Mine armor was crafteX by the same slapsmiths, a popsicle stick set-up anX punchline meticulously etcheX into each link in the chain. /
Some trolls truly are strange. \ Why are you maX at me for culling those you XiX not even know? / If you wanteX to loot them, you shoulX have culleX them first! \ Such a bizarre panset \
I am being smokeX the fuck out by my lovely lovely gf goX I love her so much I hate her so much i cant out 't get out of my pan like I Xreak about her backlit my flames fans she's so prett anX awesome anX horribleAnX anX the ManifolX Table keeps making me take hits this is awesome #substances /
Antsy. /
Ah, mine frienX in shining armor. \ It has been too long since I've haX a gooX bout. / My eye crackles, it is overflowing with unspent psionic charge. / I must return to battle, but the next scheXuleX event is yet so far... \
With the helpful metrics from the Signless taken into account, my new cull count is... \ approximately 2.718*10^16, making my W/L ratio now 2.718*10^16/8. / Not baX, if I Xo say so myself. /
My favorite woman is my wife! \
She's the only troll I know who can regularly beat me in a fight! / She's so cool! \
There is a knight about... \ the opposite partner to my kXay! \ Hark! /
⚜HARK!!! BROTHER OF THE BLADE I GREET THEE WELL!!!⚜⁀➴
Hail anX well met sir! \ Though our blaXes may be Xifferent may they not meet without worthy cause. \
⚜THE FATES OF TIME HAVE THEE AND I ON PARTING PATHS BUT DO NOT DOUBT THE CHANCE OF OUR BLADES BATTLING SIDE BY SIDE ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
I woulX be honoreX to spar you my frienX, though woe tiXings upon the night we must clash for the sake of honor anX thus Xraw blooX. /
Of course clowns anX mustarXs get along! \ We're natural allies, probably. \ That's what they keep telling me, anyhow. \
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS WHAHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING. PROBABLY.
✐ᝰ What would be the biological advantage for that? ᝰᝰ
Bahahaha! \ I am the one golX in a gaggle of gigglemeisters, they always ensure I feel in my place. /
I Xo not unXerstanX the question. / My frienXs took me on for my gallantry anX combat acumen! /
I call her the 'ol ball anX chain because she is extremely proficient at wielXing a ball anX chain to Xevastating effect. /
READING ONTO THE RECORD! (sighs wistfully) i should call her...
I call her every night! \ Even when she tells me I Xon't neeX to. /
I XiX not technically ask for permission, but then, I technically Xo not have permission to be on the internets at all, but... \ Here is a picture of my loathely quaXmate trifolX I Xrew Xuring off hours. / She is a sight to beholX, especially in the thick of battle. / It is when covereX in blooX anX offal that she seems happiest. \ Oh how I Xesire nothing more than her smile. \ https://cXn.imgchest.com/files/2b467765Xb63.png /
I am more than capable of washing my own pan, thank you very much. / Ha. \
QuaXrants ought remain rigiX anX respecteX, I think. \ I woulX never step out of line within mine. / Me anX my quaXmate trifolX remain XevoteX anX committeX to each other. \ Matesprit, moirail, anX kismesis all at once, I have no neeX for any other. \ What a magical thing it is, aXhering to quaXrant orthoXoxy. \
Oh, I try to stay out of politics. \ I leave that to my superiors amongst the Table. / I act as both blaXe anX apprentice, nothing more anX nothing less. / I finX it quite fulfilling! / Traveling the lanX, slaying evilXoers anX spreaXing the legenX of our illustrious entourage. /
"= blind! so do many other trolls. but. the way i see it is that it affects the social space every day and being a little shit and not particularly following rules is more fulfilling. ="
Oh, no, I know how my eye looks, but I'm only half-blinX in that one. \ My peers only allow me to let loose with its powers when the neeX arises, or if it woulX have excellent comeXic timing. \
"= eh. i do not know. i don't truly believe in the concept of allowed or not allowed. consequences, sure, but that's all, if anything, so. ="
Such is the way of the coXe of a brave kXay. \ Loyalty, Xuty, chivalry. \ Luckily for me, all three of those mostly just involve Xoing what the High Huckster tells me to Xo, so it is quite simple to figure it out. \
He earneX his title through being the face! \ Not to say he Xoes not holX immense strength, but High Huckster Nacayo is the most charismatic anX the best strategist out of all of us. \ Not to mention, if I may be so bolX as to appear to boast anX brag, the only members of the party able to face him in single combat anX not only survive, but best him, are me anX my beloveX/loatheX. /
I am very happy with my lot. / The best night of my life was the one where they razeX my farmsteaX then inXucteX me into the orXer. \ Ah, such sweet memories. /
My moirail misses me but her aim is getting better! / Theres a reason I've not yet XefeateX her in a Xuel <3< /
It has been too long since I've been on a proper quest. / Most of our recent missions have been simple battles. \ Alas, not much to be Xone for it. /
Slish \ slash \ slish / slash \ slush / slosh / slesh? \