Sir Kday Anicor Metido
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Sir KXay Anicor MetiXo, sworn vassal of the ManifolX Table. / Eternally bounX to my QuaXrantmate TrifolX, the fair and terrible LaXy Carazu AXonza. \ Triple Prestige LegenXary Fanciful Funambulist /
One might think that my foes woulX begin fleeing at the mere sight of my approach, but then one is often incorrect. \
Xoes anyone else hate when you're on a heroic quest anX have to make a frienX or iXol Xecision? \ It happens every gosh Xang time! \ You KNOW I'm always going to pick the iXol, unless the party leaXer says otherwise, why Xo we have to keep rehashing this? /
#matespritmonXay, #moirailmonXay, it's all the same to me! \ I aXore my quaXmate trifolX with my entire being! \
There have been so many sigils on this night. \ Posts I am unable to scry. / How peculiar. \
maybe cause half these trolls have quirks like someone dropped a bunch of punctuation on the ground and called it words
Bahahaha! / I am sure if we work harX we shall Xiscern the meaning behinX them. \
nah man i just keep on scrollin half the time it just says something like i love my matesprit i wish theyd fuck me better or something other half is insecure weirdos looking for validation like damn ok id validate you like a motherfucking meter maid if we could speak the same language #nsfw
I slew a Xragon once. \ It was not in a Xungeon. \
Well, Come Back When You've Slain A Dragon Within A Dungeon.
All of the Xungeon Xragons I've seen have long since succumbeX to their living conXitions. \ It is like placing a golXfish in a bowl. / Iconic but not very gooX for them. /
What is your class? \
I Xon't know that one. \ I'm a Fanciful Funambulist. \
CLOTHESLINER! \ I also make use of many IMG anX XEX baseX skills anX motifs. \
CLOTHESLINER! \ I also make use of many IMG anX XEX baseX skills anX motifs. /
Hark! \ I have been gone for some time now, anX for that I apologize, Xear frienXs. \ My liege lorX XiscovereX that I haX been using this palmular husk without permission anX became quite cross with me. \ He has XeciXeX to allow me to keep it for the games, but I have XiscovereX a most wonXrous thing: free internet. \ When we stop at various taverns anX haberXasheries I shall be able to "chit" further. \ This is a most exciting Xevelopment. /
Quite so. / I trust you have not power scaleX immensely beyonX mine own capabilities. \ Bahahaha. \
M★ybe? M★ybe not? I don't e⚔★ctly know where you st★ck up to be honest.
It Xoes one no gooX to be a braggart. \ I will boast, however, that I Xo not lose. \ I have Xrawn my moirail, but that is all. \ I am trusteX by my peers to finish any task that neeXs Xoing. \ ProviXeX the task is culling something or someone, of course. /
In contr★st, it seems most of my fights l★tely h★ve ended in my loss. Yet I ★m not dissu★ded in my odds.
I love my quaXmate trifolX. \ #MatespritMonXay #MoirailMonXay \
I will FIGHT anX Xefeat this beast. /
I #yearning for my wife! / I'm waving to her right now! \
Kantan never Xie /
I just really think that one shoulX be alloweX to at least try to cut the moon in half. / Just one of them. \ Give it a chance, have a pusher! /
I've never been in a clown buggy, but I *have* been in a clown carriage. / It's Xeeply unpleasant! \ I usually walk alongsiXe them now. / I simply Xo not fit as they Xo. /
Such myopic worlXviews going arounX nowanights... \ GooX anX evil is not cull or be culleX. \ Your enemies are not all malefic anX your allies not all valorous. \ Not that the uproarious upstarts neeX me to XefenX their honor, but it seems that my upbringing being so close to so many of the flock was a rather unique one for a golX. \ I am sure some of these perfiXious Xetractors will show their sullen faces here anX speak their lies. / To that I say, 1v1 me scrub. / WorXs mean nothing. \ Battle prowess means all. /
✂Thou'rt well spoken \ a gold's valor ever honora♭le \ however querulous might I inquire \ Gold♭lood ♭orn of the dandelions posits itself in median; neither culled nor cull — however, decision must drive a man. Doth thee consider thyself no♭le for culling functions, or contempti♭le for thy deeds?
Hail anX well met, my frienX. \ Your worXs lift my spirits high anX fill me with gratituXe. \ To claim nobility may be crass, I woulX rather have such lofty compliments laiX upon me by my peers. \ However, when faceX with Xecision, I am noble, of course! / Those I slay are weak of boXy, pan, anX pusher, anX all is improveX by their absence. \ It is in the spilling of blooX in the crucible of battle that a man is truly testeX, anX I fully intenX to pass with high marks whenever I float onto the culling fielXs. \ I hope that answers your question frienX! /
✂Thy answer commenda♭le. Enamored ♭y thy accolades \ whomever thee serves, thou serve them well. If in mine own ♭lessed court \ a give of a ♭lade of ♭lackest o♭sidian, wrapped in violet ri♭♭on. ♭lood of gold, oh, thy wield it well.
You honor with with your worXs, mine frienX. \ The ManifolX Table proviXeX a similar boon upon my vassalage. / A great anX terrible scythe, forgeX in the heat of the unXerworlX, by the finest slapsmiths the worlX over. \ They truly honor me, anX in turn I Xo all I can to honor them. /
✂Oh what terri♭le wonder! If it is well within thy permissions \ this ♭eautiful one would much enjoy to glean upon such fearsome weapon glory. If not, witness thee in su♭lime ♭attle.
How coulX I refuse such a request? \ This is the closest image I have at prong. \ https://cXn.imgchest.com/files/575X13601X6e.png /
✂Splendid creation of finest craft! Suits thee ♭etter than any ♭lade.
Its curveX eXge beats sworX, spear, anX axe time anX time again. \ Mine armor was crafteX by the same slapsmiths, a popsicle stick set-up anX punchline meticulously etcheX into each link in the chain. /
Some trolls truly are strange. \ Why are you maX at me for culling those you XiX not even know? / If you wanteX to loot them, you shoulX have culleX them first! \ Such a bizarre panset \
I am being smokeX the fuck out by my lovely lovely gf goX I love her so much I hate her so much i cant out 't get out of my pan like I Xreak about her backlit my flames fans she's so prett anX awesome anX horribleAnX anX the ManifolX Table keeps making me take hits this is awesome #substances /
Antsy. /
Ah, mine frienX in shining armor. \ It has been too long since I've haX a gooX bout. / My eye crackles, it is overflowing with unspent psionic charge. / I must return to battle, but the next scheXuleX event is yet so far... \
With the helpful metrics from the Signless taken into account, my new cull count is... \ approximately 2.718*10^16, making my W/L ratio now 2.718*10^16/8. / Not baX, if I Xo say so myself. /
My favorite woman is my wife! \
She's the only troll I know who can regularly beat me in a fight! / She's so cool! \
There is a knight about... \ the opposite partner to my kXay! \ Hark! /
⚜HARK!!! BROTHER OF THE BLADE I GREET THEE WELL!!!⚜⁀➴
Hail anX well met sir! \ Though our blaXes may be Xifferent may they not meet without worthy cause. \
⚜THE FATES OF TIME HAVE THEE AND I ON PARTING PATHS BUT DO NOT DOUBT THE CHANCE OF OUR BLADES BATTLING SIDE BY SIDE ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
I woulX be honoreX to spar you my frienX, though woe tiXings upon the night we must clash for the sake of honor anX thus Xraw blooX. /