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Sylink. The prince. Her hand gripped her blade, tight. Another fight, another battle. She would do it again, and again. Her scars piled up. Her life had become a fiendish desire for it. Again, and again. One cycle, she would find the battle she needed to. The battle that would end in her death. Her blood would drip, trickle, spill on the floor. She would go out in a grand display. She couldn't afford to do it herself. #violence #suicide #TheScript
hOt shIt, flUshEd lEttErs 2:1 “plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE lEmmE hIt plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE I gOttA hIt plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE I nEEd tO hIt sO bAd plEAsE plEAsE ” I hAvE AlwAys fOUnd thIs pAssAgE sO IntErEstIng. It Is thE stArt Of thE sEcOnd sEt Of flUsh lEttErs frOm thE grAnd hIghblOOd thE bOOk Is On. I dO nOt knOw why hE Is sO IntErEstEd In hIttIng hEr? wOUld thAt nOt bE mOrE pItch? qUItE Odd #scrIptUrE #sUggEstIvE #mIrthfUlchIttr
peȭple aŗe fȭllȭwing me despite me nȭt ħaving cħitted anytħing in a wħile!!! tħis ħumble samuŗai is VEŖY CȬNFUSED!! but tħankful nȭnetħeless! I will tŗy and tħink ȭf sȭme mȭŗe SAMUŖAI TIPS!!!
It Is sO frIghtEnIng whEn I nEEd bE pOssEssEd by spIrIts... I mUst stEEl mysElf And kEEp In pAn thAt It Is All fOr thE bEttErmEnt Of thE clUrch
Who in 77heir Righ77 Fucking Mind decides 77ha77 appropria77e workplace 77eambuilding for an unders77affed si77e is Fa77al Live Ac77ion Role Plaz? Who is 77his ironical genius? I have been comfor77ablz ga77hering dus77 in mz s77rife specibus for sweeps. Nex77 week is going 77o be #hell I am 77his Close 77o Qui7777ing 77his 77oxic Sludge.
rEvElrIEs 9:14 “brOthEr thErE AIn't nO fAIth If yOU'rE nOt shArIng It. dOn't cArE If yOU knOw thAt OUtsIdEr AIn't bOUttA clOwnvErt. thE mEssIAhs ArE vAIn As A mOthErfUckEr, And mAn dO thEy lOvE tO sEE A bItch wAx pOEtIc bOUt Em. tAlk lIkE yOU'rE bOUttA brIng Em tO clUrch, tAlk wIth thAt prAIsE On yOUr tOngUE“ #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Suffering (Of Junkix, a heretic) 10:14 ⚇ "PLEASE! STOP! I SEE IT NOW, THE CARNIVAL YOU SPOKE OF. THE ENDLESS COLORS, THE FLASHING LIGHTS. I SEE, I SEE! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE AND IT BURNS, IT FUCKING BURNS! I REPENT, I REPENT!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'The resident cleric of the day has now obtained the spell of choice for the next 50 or so levels. Hopefully this means I won't die anytime soon barring some extremely poor choices.' HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'Granted, it does take 10 whole seconds to cast, but they had to ''balance'' it somehow I suppose. If only I had 4 more clerics for a proper CCH setup.'
⚇ Carnivals 1:1 - "I didn't begin my shit as the clown ass motherfucker you know today, and honestly? I ain't think that any purpleblood does. You ain't born with shit but your ticket, its up to *you* to earn everything else. Your paint, your station, the honor of the blood in your veins? Earn it. Earn it through prayer, laughter and slaughter." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #Mirthfulchittr ⚇
I MISS my MATESPRITKISMESISMOIRAILAUSPISTICISM-SHIP.
I hAvE frOm tImE tO tImE fAIlEd tO rEAd rOOms thAt I wAs AlOnE In, sO plEAsE If I Am EvEr mIssIng A sOcIAl cUE dO InfOrm mE :(
✐ᝰ My bo staff #mybostaff has gotten me through so much. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Especially that time some guy ripped off my arm while we were flarping and I had to bludegon him to death with it. ᝰᝰ
(( Clown scripture doc update!!! I thought it would be a good time to give a little update as we're now at DOUBLE the original amount of writing for the scripture. Started at 8 pages now at 15 and counting. The most contributed book is Parables and the least is Zentri We've had six authors contribute, the most of which being Cal as Isidor of course I'm hoping to get more grubby face paint covered hands on it before i do my next update post but wanted to say it's been so fun working on a project like this with you silly little grey people on my phone! If you haven't seen it yet take a peek: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=drivesdk It's a community project so I'm updating with anything anyone puts #scripture on (given author permission of course) Have a good one y'all!
Well, I'm cert★inly not going to get ★rmed so I doubt I'll be p★rt★king in th★t.
Wh★t do you even do ★t ★ "m★ll"?
Hmph. Someone really ought two teach some of the scoundrels on here how two court a lady properly. Where's the charisma! My eyes are nearly ROLLING out of my head. #VAGUESTofVagueposts #EYEROLLING
⚇ Conviction 22:12 ⚇ "-and if they capture you, they will try to break your spirit, your very faith. They will try every measure to pull you from your hatchright, from the colors and mayhem of the Messiahs. They will inflict pain, they will bring pleasure, they will assault you with temptation and torture in equal measure but you must fortify, my kin. They can lay hand to your skin and bone but if you ain't let 'em? They can NEVER touch your faith. They can NEVER tear your ticket. The eyes of the Messiahs will watch over you always." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Letters to the Empress 73:52 ⚇ "Now I ain't wanna hear your bitching on this, respectfully, my Empress. These clownverts want in on the miracle shit. You know what I say? I say let them come in. Let them view this shine and sparkle they wouldn't have had otherwise. Messiahs didn't just make purplebloods, they made all Alternia's grubs. Also, I'M the Grand Highblood and what I say about church IS WHAT MOTHERFUCKIN' GOES FOR CHURCH!" Unfortunately, the Grand Highblood that wrote this was executed for it. Not before the admission of clownverts was canonized tho :8) ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 25:23 ⚇ "And when all's said and done, all we'll have left is each other. Best learn to get along with family now, 'cause you can't change who your fam is. Why would you even want to? Church is fresh. Church is fire." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Angels 82:11 ⚇ "There isn't a place for every faithful in the Carnival. Some motherfuckers are bound to stray wayward, tear their ticket to the show. For those souls...The Echoside. Underneath the shadows on the other side of time. Very few faithful will go here- its reserved for the kin killers, the traitors to the empire, the HERETIC MOTHERFUCKERS who think they can just break off sects, change the rules and call it faith. ...So tread carefully, my little siblings. Messiahs don't take nice to bullshit, and I ain't wanna see a single one of you rejected from the Dark Carnival gates. Messiahs be praised." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Angels 3:14 ⚇ "Death isn't something to be afraid of. It'll arrive whether you seek it or wait for it, the only thing that changes is when. We clowns are better than the rest of the scum because we figured out the meaning of all of this shit a long ass time ago. The point *is* the time. The time you spend with your family, your quads, the Empire. Its all for the experience, the beauty of that. And when its over you can look up at the Messiahs and say 'I had fun'. And they will say 'What did you learn?'. And it don't matter what your answer is, so long as you say it with confidence and you say it with gusto...you'll have found the meaning." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Parables 10:10 ⚇ "Kannus, come later to be known as The Youngster, was only 10 sweeps old when she came to be Grand Highblood. So mighty was his hunger for blood, so deep her rage that he bested her predecessor within but a sweep of his exile. But bloodthirst alone does not a good ruler make, my siblings, for if Kannus were to become a Grand Highblood worthy of her station, he would have to prove herself to The Empress and survive The Right of First Refusal." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
I wAs UnAwArE thAt mOst dO nOt sImply EAt thE sAmE stEw fOr All mEAls! I hAvE bEEn hAvIng thE sAmE pErpEtUAl stEw fOr thE lAst 3 swEEps In AlmOst All mEAls. thAt Is AppArEntly AbnOrmAl? whAt ElsE wOUld EvEryOnE EAt? mOst cOOkIng tAkEs sO mUch tImE OUt Of thE nIght OthErwIsE
lEttErs tO thE EmprEss 17:42 "lEt my pEOplE frOlIc, lEt Em rEvEl In thE stArs, thErE wIll bE nO grAnd ArcOlOgIEs whErE wE wIll lAngUIsh, thErE wIll bE nO wIltIng cApItOl Of clOwndOm, thErE wIll bE bUt thE mOthErfUckIn flAgshIp sO wE mAy sEE OUr cOnqUEst fIrst mOthErfUckIn hAnd. lEt Us bE A trAvEllIng cIrcUs, And pAInt thE stArs In cOlOrs" A wOndErfUl lEttEr Of thE fOUndIng Of thE flAgshIp systEm fOr All AscEndEd pUrplEblOOds! A lIttlE knOwn fAct AftEr, thE EmprEss rEspOndEd tO thIs wIth A sImplE mEssAgE "typE s)(It" A lIttlE bIt Of trIvIA! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
Idk, there's like fifty "D★ve Strider"s why c★n't there be two "Sylink/t Prot★h"s (besides the f★ct th★t I h★ve to cull th★t one now.
-=[ illusionary techniquess fueled by chakras to mmanipulatethe targets central nervoyus system and expereince hallucinations x-)_☺]=-
gOOd EvE All! I hOpE All sIblIngs And cOUsIns Of thE fAIth hAvE dOnE thEIr prAyErs thIs cyclE! mAy thE mEssIAhs bE wIth yOU :)
I think if I ever met myself one of us would H★VE to die.
⚇ Sacrament 24:43 ⚇ "And with the passing of the age, we watch the ascendance of our new crown of colors, our new biggest sibling. They have gone through trial and turmoil to motherfuckin' REPRESENT the wicked shit before the Messiahs and sent on their predecessor with pride and a Faygo in hand. THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #ceremonies ⚇
<And thăt mĭght bĕ / fĭnĕ, thĕy cŏŭld bĕ / ăvĕrăgĕ pŭrplĕs ănd my / stătĕmĕnt măy nŏt ăpply / tŏ yŏŭ. Whĭch ĭs / ŏk.>
<Thĕrĕ sĕĕms tŏ bĕ / ă stătĭstĭcălly hĭgh ămŏŭnt / ŏf pŭrplĕblŏŏds hĕrĕ thăt / hăvĕ ă wĕĭrd thĭng / fŏr gŏldblŏŏds. Crĕĕpy.>
pErhAps mOrE scrIptUrE tOnIght! rEvElrIEs 15:40 "wOE tO thE sAd mOthErfUckEr whO lAUghEd lAst. bItchAss lEt EvEryOnE ElsE dEcIdE whAts fUnny fOr hIm. kAylOh brEAk hIs lEgs" #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
pErhAps thIs cyclEs scrIptUrE wOUld bE frOm A bOOk I hAvE yEt tO qUOtE! lEt Us bEgIn frOm Its OpEnIng pAssAgE hOt shIt [flUsh lEttErs] 1:1 “my sIstEr In mIrth, blEssEd In hIlArIty, pEErlEss In hOly rAgE; U Up gIrl? :O?” thE fIrst Of mAny lEttErs Of cOrrEspOndEncE AddEd tO thE hOlIEst Of bOOks, sO InspIrAtIOnAl! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
Perh★ps there's wisdom to th★t.
I c★nnot promise to be much more open th★n I h★ve in the p★st, but I will ★t le★st not strife ★g★inst myself for m★int★ining rel★tions.
Why do you fucekrs even like me? I'm feyr rude ★nd ★br★sive ★nd ★n ★sshole ★nd violet? Tch, dumb★sses,. ((#subst★nce))
ฅ≽^( You get it!! )^≼ฅ
Okay, one more of my fa√ourites, then I ha√e to prepare for my show "And lo the Carni√al was not built in silence but in laughter and thunder; and it was decreed that no √oice raised in TRUTH would be cast out, whether it be sang, screamed, or howled." ~ Ringleaders: 10:87 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture
ฅ≽^( eeeeee!! I've been given permission to join the revelries! Thank you @goeticAssimilation )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( "Blessed are those ⩊ho do not question their joy" (Devotions 25:4) and "I ⩊as not born beneath the canvas yet I have stepped ⩊ithin it; though the lights are bright I ⩊ill not look a⩊ay" (Colors 6:17) are ones I say in the mirror each evening! )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( #mirthfulchittr #clo⩊nposting #scripture )^≼ฅ
I'√e been con√inced. Hilarities and Re√elries are some of my preferred b%ks so perhaps I should start there "For the mask you wear is not deception but motherfucking RE√ELATION; in donning it you become more yourself than you e√er were bare-faced. Blessed be the bold, who do not SHINK from their own reflection, but embrace it - e√en when it grins back with TEETH." ~ Hilarities 72:3 "The louder thy laughter, the brighter thy place beneath the eternal lights." ~ Re√elries 102:13 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture
whIlE I Am On thE bUs I fEEl It Is thE pErfEct tImE tO hAvE OUr scrIptUrE fOr thE EvEnIng! sUffErIng 8:57 "kIn pUrplE flOwEd frOm sAInt yyvOnE's EyEs As shE scrEAmEd, And lAUghEd. 'I sEE It!' thE blInd mOthErfUckEr scrEAmEd 'I sEE thE mEssIAhs!'" #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
I sh★ll dine upon the very st★rs somed★y.
cArd Of thE cyclE thIs EvEnIng Is thE twO Of pEntAclEs! A cArd whIch spEAks tO thE nEEd Of OnE tO mAnAgE thEIr prIOrItIEs, And thE bAlAncE Of mAny. symbOlIzEd OftEn by A pAIr Of cOIns bAlAncIng On A scAlE! #tArOt
gOOd EArly cyclE chIttr! I hAvE cOnvIncEd my mEntOr tO stOp rEqUIrIng mE tO pOst scrIptUrE qUOtEs Of- qUEstIOnAblE mEssAgE At lEAst fOr my fIrst pOst tOdAy! cOnvIctIOn 9:42 "mIghty, thE rIghtEOUs. rIghtEOUs, thE mIghty." A nIcE clAssIc! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Sideshows 16:20 ⚇ "Ain't no point in taking sides in a beef when both sides is wilin' out like fuckin' wrigglers. You want that beef squashed? Then pull out the strife deck and squash it like adults. You ain't on Alternia no more, my little ones. This the real shit." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇
cOlOrs 5:78 "thInk nOt sIs, If yOU EvEr wAnt thE trUth On blOOd hErE It Is, thErE AInt nOnE bUt twO, kIn And pAInt. If yOU AInt kIn, yOU jUst pAInt" my mEntOr hAs bEgUn sUggEstIng thE lInEs I pOst, I hOpE EvEryOnE lIkEs thEm I sUppOsE... #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
grEAt nEws! my mEntOr hAs ApprOvEd mE tO gO On A jOUrnEy IntO ArEAs pOpUlAtEd by nOn-kInblOOdEd trOlls! I Am qUItE ExcItEd! shOUld I brIng my nIcE pArAsOl? pArAsOls ArE In fAshIOn yEs?
I ★M PERFECTLY NORM★L ★ND C★N BE TRUSTED ★ROUND CELESTI★L BODIES
Cool cool cool. So like, you don't need your moon ★nymore right?
One of us should prob★bly ★ppro★ch one of the hosts ★bout th★t soon no?
I wish I h★d cool sc★rs, could you im★ge how cool I'd be if I h★d cool sc★rs?
Cruentum C★elum wh★t do we think of the title "Demigod of Strife"?
SAMUŖAI TIP #7!!!!: Nȭ matteŗ ħȭw diŗe tħings may seem, ħȭw mucħ it feels like misfȭŗtune besets yȭuŗ veŗy sȭul, neveŗ give up! Keep tȭ yȭuŗ pŗinciples and await tħe nigħt tħe stȭŗm bŗeaks!!!! TĦAT is wħen yȭu will ŗise and finally acħieve glȭŗiȭus victȭŗy!!!! I keep tħis veŗy tip in mind wħeneveŗ I am waiting fȭŗ my favȭŗite autħȭŗs tȭ add new cħapteŗs tȭ tħeiŗ samuŗai liteŗatuŗe!
pendant might post sometimes. it works through my hands. ill never escape its torment. who am i without its influence. anyway. deal with it. be cool.
I'll h★ve to fill out the sign up sheet (★nd see who I need to re★ch out to for ★n exception) soon then.
I do not pl★n to p★rticip★te tomorrow, but we should look into ★n exception for ★ future week between us.
Would ★nyone like to be my p★rtner in ★ future fight night? I'll ★bide by the "no we★pons" rule if needed. (though I would prefer ★ speci★l circumst★nce to ★llow tr★ining we★pons)
⚇ Revelries 10:9 ⚇ "My pusher for a prayer, my claws for communion, my flesh for fear in the stare of my enemies, my bones for a bitchin' good time, myself for my Messiahs." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Hot Shit, Flush Letters 18:14 ⚇ "Push me down, lover. Lay me back and get your pretty hands 'round my throat nice and tight while a sister bounces on it crazy-style. I wanna see your sexy-ass, sweaty-ass face eclipse the twinkling moons while we rut like beasts." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture #NSFW ⚇
⚇ Colors 30:30 ⚇ "And a dirtblood is a dirtblood is a dirtblood but you can give them purpose, kin. Accept their servitude, introduce them to the paint pot. Make them scream the holy noise and praise the Messiahs on their dying breath." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
Just cut ★ guy in h★lf.
:o) Good.
:o) It is pleasing me greatly. :o) That many are becoming enlightened :o) To the joys of chucklevoodoos #nsfw I suppose. Implied.
⚇ dopest shit ever, kin. ⚇ big motherfuckin ups ⚇
⚇ damn straight, little brother. ⚇ you understand the scripture better 'n most. ⚇
⚇ Suffering (of Saint Jakill the Killrage) 24:4 ⚇ "A THOUSAND CUTS, MOTHERFUCKER! TAKE MY FLESH, MY FINGERS, MY BONES AND IT WON'T BE ENOUGH TO PUT MY FREAK ASS DOWN! YOU THINK I CAN'T TAKE IT? YOU THINK I'M DONE? NOT A GOD DAMN CHANCE- WICKED CLOWNS *NEVER* DIE!" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
REAL SHIT
decided to train with my scythe on makeshift dummies, i think i got better :o
▬▬[══I havest traversed unto yonder outside realm ande chanced upon a multitude of unvanquished beasts and monstrous leviathans! Their noisome, pestilent forms, didst lay siege upon the castles of mine lord and lady, most foul and wretched! By mine own hand, I didst swiftly despatch them!═══>
࣪⊹₊˚{ + how many of those friends are men exactly....? }*x*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ the thing is, you ONLY play with your lady! hahahaha! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ four the record, i dont flarp anymore. but i can say this as an expert. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ any men out there who flarp are totes only doing it four attention from the girls that play. thats LITERALLY the only reason 4 out of 5 of them even own a game grub four it. }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Th★t is true, but I do not feel I h★ve ★ccomplished Moonsb★ne EX yet.
+WOAWEE !!! gotta keep on that grind i see ,,! THANK YOUUU !!! [:D]+
+HONESTLY how do some people get so good at controlling their psionics ??? the COOLEST thing is to see someone actually keep that stuff in CHECK !!! HOW ??? DO IT ??? #takingnotes [:O]+
▬▬[══'Tis naught but a trial of our honore!═══>
▬▬[══Whan thou dost thinke thou art engaged in strife with a foul dragon of mighty maw, yet in verily 'tis but a yong wight, a littel wyrm, that doth tende the "treasurie" at thine owne dearest tavern hole for nutrients. And they attempt kicking thou out, because thou art "talking nonsense again". 😭😭═══>
⚜RAGING SKY BEAST FOLLOWING ME, RUNNING, RUNNING FAST AND LOUDLY, HEDE MINE PASSAGE O' MAIDENS OF WAR, LEST MINE BEHIND BE COOKED #AHHHH⚜⁀➴
⚇ if any of my students are reading. ⚇ you can get an advance on tomorrow's schoolfeeding. ⚇ with this one: ⚇ Conviction 33:28 ⚇ "Becoming head of the church ain't just some easy peasy shit, my sister. You gotta show you're willing to sacrifice EVERYTHING. Your name, your prior title, your lusus and your paint pattern is just a few of the motherfuckin' things you give up. You wanna gun for the big chair? You gotta show that your principle is motherfuckin' MONEY." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
▬▬[══Thee wicked scalebeast has been slain!═══>
▬▬[══If thy lusus is some manner of foul beast, it must be felled!═══>
I look forw★rd to it.
Should I ever rise to th★t level I will let you know, so you m★y ★ttempt to re★p.
Oh sick, m★ybe someone c★n fin★lly give me ★ ch★llenge.
Will you now?
▬▬[══THOU IS ACTUALLY PROCLAIMING CHAIN ARMORMENT IS OF SUPERIOR GRADE THAN PLATE... ═══> ▬▬[══ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35ab6ffb595e.png═══>
Fllee the Rising Sun She carves a path through the llight I cannot follow #haiku
Behold. #scentposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e413d155ef3.png
⚇ Conviction 14:9 ⚇ "Even in the face of adversity its on your shoulders to preach the sicknasty word, my motherfuckers. Let them jeer, let them scorn, let them mock. You know who'll have the last laugh in the end- so make sure you go down laughing." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
The weird sm★ll guys in the purple pl★ce keep trying to kill me. They ★lso refer to me ★s ★ prince. I quite like it there.
Justice will prev★il you s★y?! Well but of course it will, whoever wins the w★r becomes justice.
My gay husband. My disco ball and chain, if you will.
Perh★ps, or perh★ps not. Come find me if you wish to test your mettle.
Th★t's wh★t they ★ll s★y.
Very unwise.
Before e★ch of us sits ★ gl★ss of w★ter. I h★ve poisoned one of the gl★sses, which do you drink?
⚇ Laughter 12:12 ⚇ "What looks like a ball? Is shaped like a ball? It's round like a ball...But doesn't *bounce* like a ball. YOUR LUSUS' NUGBONE!" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Blood 13:13 ⚇ "Though we spill lowblood sludge in rivers, the same is not to be done for your siblings. Kin killing is among the highest of sins and only the legisclacerators and The Queen of Colors get to make that decision. There is grief in the death of every member of our family- and few exceptions are made. That said? If a brother's coming for your quads that supercedes alla that shit. Break bones and snap horns for the defense of you and yours- because what's more family that that?" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Letters to the Empress 6:12 ⚇ "And in our tents the Faygo shall runneth overflowing into the mouths of the faithful, so that they may be fueled in beautiful sugary glory, ready to serve in all times and ways. Serve the Messiahs for their holy mission, and serve the Empress for the duty to the ever-expanding Empire she deigns to grace us with protecting." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
Sylink "Moonsb★ne" Prot★h. H★s quite the ring to it, no?
⚜FOR THE BROTHERHOOD'S HONOR, SIR METIDO!!!!! HUZZAH!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜YESSSS!!!! VERY AWESOME INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/3lzp04EYyj8AAAAC/my-honest-reaction-reaction.gif⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! IN THINES RESTLESSNESS THE THIEF CALLED FORGETFULNESS CAUSED A SLIP OF TIME!!! THE TRAVAYLE HAD EARLIER MY THY WERY, BUT HERE!!! BEAR WITNESS TO MY VICTORY OF THE DAY!!! HUZZAH!!! #WIN #gore https://i.ibb.co/mCm4Jmtm/knight-win.gif⚜⁀➴
Tonight w★s ★ good night.
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My superpower? Besides my infinite prowess in comb★t ★nd ★nything else I ★pply myself to? Not giving up. You too c★n obt★in this superpower.
†) WHAN YE S7RIP AWAY 7HE PRE7ENSE O' HOPE FROM A GU77ERBLOOD, AN 7HEY FULLY IN7ERNALIZE 7HEY'RE GAUN'AE DIE, AWL 7HE BEGGIN' AN SNIVELIN' GOES REAL MI7HERFUCKIN' QUIE7 AN AWL 7HA7'S LEF7 IS OBSERVA7ION. "YOU'RE A MONS7ER", "YOU'RE SADIS7IC". LIKE. YEAH CUN7. WHI7 CLUE'7'D YEH IN? #VIOLENCE #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE (†
It is... Toler★ble t★lking to some of you.
Hey, ★ corrupted version of your leitmotif pl★ys during my theme. Just to let you know.
:o) colors 42:6-7 "remember this story, unfaithful, and remember its lesson, you ain’t the masterpiece, you ain’t the SHIT, you’re the dirt under the boots of the highbloods, but even grime’s got a purpose." "to make the shine shine brighter, to make the laugh laugh louder, to make the Messiahs’ mercy feel like a MOTHERFUCKING gift when they deign to spit on you from on high, so stay put, little smear, the carnival’s coming."
†) ALRICH7 YE HERE7ICS, INFIDELS, APOS7A7ES, AN GU77ERBLOODS. MOMMY LOSNAA'S DECIDED 7HA7 7HIS UNHOLY SHI7HOLE O A SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSI7E HAES GIEN ME ENEUCH EN7ER7AINMEN7 7HA7 AM GAUN 7AE BIDE A WHILE. IN SERVICE O 7HA7 HAE A FU POR7RAI7 O ME IN A O MA HEDONIS7IC GLORY. H77PS://CDN.IMGCHES7.COM/FILES/6BFDCB5FF43F.PNG #NSFW #VIOLENCE #GORE #NEWPFP (†
✂Splendid creation of finest craft! Suits thee ♭etter than any ♭lade.
⚜TIS MY LAST OPTION, IF THOU CAN FREE THIS BEAST FROM THE TASTE OF MINE MIGHTY BLADE I SHALL!!!!!!!!! BUT THIS WRETCHED WORM!!!!!!!!!! FOR THINES MUSCULAR BODY PROVIDES NEEDED NUTRIENTS SUCH AS #PROTIEN Y' #IRON !!!!!! MY BLADE HUNGERS, BROTHER!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
✂Oh what terri♭le wonder! If it is well within thy permissions \ this ♭eautiful one would much enjoy to glean upon such fearsome weapon glory. If not, witness thee in su♭lime ♭attle.
✂Thy answer commenda♭le. Enamored ♭y thy accolades \ whomever thee serves, thou serve them well. If in mine own ♭lessed court \ a give of a ♭lade of ♭lackest o♭sidian, wrapped in violet ri♭♭on. ♭lood of gold, oh, thy wield it well.
✂Thou'rt well spoken \ a gold's valor ever honora♭le \ however querulous might I inquire \ Gold♭lood ♭orn of the dandelions posits itself in median; neither culled nor cull — however, decision must drive a man. Doth thee consider thyself no♭le for culling functions, or contempti♭le for thy deeds?
⚇ Suffering 38:2 ⚇ "For though I know my wicked siblings have gone on to watch the freshest show, my heretic, traitor pusher bleeds for them. I feel their absence like a wound, the lack of their laughter like tinnitus. These halls were once full of kin, dancing and laughing and praying together. No more, no more." #Clownposting #Mirthfulchittr #Scripture ⚇
(◕ ᴥ ◕) packing my backpack! https://i.ibb.co/ns06PhNV/jz97kzdima771.jpg
LOL, I'M NOT ACTUALLY HURT. I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY wHEN PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY ASSUME A PURPLE IS EvIL.
vV MY TRAINER HAS SAID I'M SØMETHING ØF A "FREAK ØF NATURE" AND HE DØESN'T UNDERSTAND HØW I'M SØ RESILIENT TØ DAMAGE. NEITHER DØ I! Vv
// i'm metamorphosizing Vessie to be more confident and stuff so if you see a random comment from her uhhh habhhgdjb (this is the one good timeline she really has so I'm trying to make her enjoy herself hsjdbsgsh)
Thinking ★bout getting into throwing spe★rs. Could be the move.
⚜TIS QUITE LATE!!! THINE HAS JUST CLEANED UP FROM AN EPIC BOUT WITH A RAGING SKY-BEAST, A FIGHT WORTHY OF A DELICIOUS LATE-NIGHT SNACK!!! WITNESS THINES RAMPAGE IN CLIP FORM!!! #TOTALLYCOOLKNIGHTTHINGS https://i.ibb.co/RkD21Y3t/IMG-7301.png https://i.ibb.co/vxMmHKSh/IMG-7300.jpg⚜⁀➴
In response to recent positive feedback, I will now be attempting to grow a mvstache.
While I ★w★it you, I sh★ll drink ★ se★ of souls ★nd gorge myself upon the d★rkened moon. Then you sh★ll come to me, ★ll roiling r★ge ★nd r★ncor... ★nd the st★rs sh★ll be★r witness to our fin★l contest.
C★n you even do ★ b★ckflip?
Wh★t's everybody's strife specibi? I've been thinking of picking up 2xBl★dekind ★ndw ★s wondering if ★nyone h★d insight.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { THE FLASH?! I DIDN'T ANTICIPATE THIS MOVE!! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { ENVISION THE INTIMIDATION VALUE OF 2 TITANIC BIPEDAL DINOBEAST ROBOTS COMING AT YOU WITH THAT GOING ON. IT'S A FOR MY #GORMLESSEMPIRE IMAGE. }
c< dO i igNOre My actual jOb 4 a cOuple HOurs aNd flarp 4 a bit? >c
Is fl★rping like, ★n ★ctu★l thing trolls do?
Fellow FLARPers, what's the a8solute most gr8ifying thing you really only experience on a campaign? Gotta 8e the anchor turn clutch mid-com8at for me. #FLARP #FLARPlife #engagement88
I'm not dead, so. 100%/0%!
Pretty sure it was flying Red Sting's colors. That guy and I have 8eef waaaaaay 8ack, so it was on sight, LOL.
Uhhhhhhhh. Ship 8lew like a powderkeg 8efore we got the chance to 8oard and now there's funny colored smoke 8illowing out of the hold and WOW that shit is strong! Good f8cking luck if you're downwind of this shit, you're getting f8cked tonight! #substances #violence #FLARPlife
Unfortun8ly for them, this gam8lignant takes no quarter. Hungry mouth to feed at hive, you, know how it goes!
Whoever takes a life— unless in the defense of another innocent life— it will be as if they have killed all of trollkind; and whoever saves a life, if will be as if they have saved all of trollkind.
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finally¶got¶to¶play¶#flarp¶with¶friends¶<3¶@naughtyTechnician¶@gabardineCrescendo¶ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/rakhni/flarps.png
zEntrI 7:44 "dOnt rEst yO tOngUE lIl brO, yOU wOrk OUt yOUr bOdy tO spIll pAInt bEttEr In thE mIrthfUls nAmE, sO wOrk yOUr wOrd tOO, tUrn Em hEAthEns IntO sOmEthIn UsEfUl, OnE wAy Or AnOthEr" #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
cOnvIctIOn 5:13 “whEn yOUr fEEt ArE UnsUrE And whAt cOmEs On yOU Is Un-fUckIng-fUnny, sEEk yOU hOly sUffErIng In pEnAncE.” #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
An excellent answer!!
⚜THE MOST NOTABLE AND ANTICIPATED TIME OF THE NIGHT, SNACK TIME, TIS IMPORTANT, TO MAINTAIN THINE TEMPLE ONE MUST MAKE WISE OFFERINGS!!!⚜⁀➴
Aside from learning clown lore, I managed to win in a scrap against a bronze. The next I'd have to fight would be.. olive? Yellow? I guess I'm just trying to get a read on my own strength. For funsies
⚜THE FATES OF TIME HAVE THEE AND I ON PARTING PATHS BUT DO NOT DOUBT THE CHANCE OF OUR BLADES BATTLING SIDE BY SIDE ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! BROTHER OF THE BLADE I GREET THEE WELL!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜WHAT DOES THE FELLOWSHIP BELIEVE IS THE BETTER OF THE BLADES: DAGGER OR SWORD? THOU IS PRIVY TO THE SWORD BUT THE LOCAL ARMS DEALER HAS TEMPTED ME WITH SHORT BLADES AND TO BE FRANK THY DOES NOT WANT FOMO⚜⁀➴
⚜HUZZAH!!! https://media.tenor.com/yQAJhcHf8S8AAAAM/dancing-knight-tik-tok.gif⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! THINE IS GRATEFUL FOR THE OPINIONS, THE CONLUSION TO THIS MATTER IS THAT I HAVE TAKEN THESE TWIN BLADES TO BE COMPANIONS AT MY HIP AS THEY ARE VERY "COOL", BUT THE WISE AND BEAUTIFUL WEAPON MAIDENS @zealousWeaponsmith @xxScenegrlxx HAVE INSPIRED BUT ANOTHER PURCHASE, NOT OF ONE, BUT OF TWO SISTER SWORDS AS WELL⚜⁀➴
If I tr★in h★rd enough I too could unle★sh unlimited bl★de works
As you sow, so you shall reap.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS WHAHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING. PROBABLY.
G'd evenin' once again, ev'ryone. Let's make it a good one, yes? ^^
READING ONTO THE RECORD! (sighs wistfully) i should call her...
it meanz i wi11 begrudging1y w0rk 0n my ztrutp01ez. if 0n1y z0 i can then f0cuz m0re 0n thr0wing pe0p1e ar0und.
the technicianz wi11 n0t zt0p riding my azz ab0ut the fact i'm f10ating myze1f ar0und inztead 0f wa1king.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { DAMN, THAT IS A REALLY FUCKING HIGH NUMBER OF SLASHES, I NEED TO COUNTER THIS SOMEHOW. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON CHITTER.ING. GREETINGS, TROLLS, HUMANS, AND WHATEVER OTHER ALIEN FUCKERS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!! I AM MACHINER GORMLESS. AKA DOCTOROBOTICIZER GORMLESS, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I HAVE ALL OF THE CERTIFICATIONS TO DOCTOROBOTICIZE. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO QUESTION IT. I BUILD BIG FUCKING ROBOTS. PREHISTORIC DINOBEAST ROBOTS. WITH BIG FUCKING BOOBS. IT'S TACTICAL. BECAUSE THEY BLOCK MISSILES AND SHIT WHEN I SEND THEM ON PATROL TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE UP AND COMING GORMLESS EMPIRE!!! I WILL BE ON TOP OF THIS SITE WITHIN THE HOUR, JUST YOU WAIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! #NSFW #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
Reachin' m' hand to th' sky as if t' grab a star
Ain’t no true days off when yer runnin a farm. 🍎
⚇ Hilarities 12:82 ⚇ "Rule of comedy number 15- it is always funny when blood is spilled. Slapstick saves souls." #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
concept: your clown kismesis trying to teach you a holy lesson being tossed over their knee with the book of hilarity laid out in front of you reading passages while they leave handprints with every spank being forced to restart every time you trip up or stutter (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, #rankworks, clownslop, honkslop, religious focus, pitchfic, blackrom, punishment, masochism, archive rating: E)
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I see I see ^^ I hope y'r job is treatin' you kindly!!
'm fine right where 'm at ^^ it's nice t' be challenged...!
'm tryin' m'best to just work, that's all. Haha ^^
cOnvIctIOn 25:6 “fOr thE wAgE Of wEAknEss Is sIlEncE, bUt thE gIft Of thE mEssIAhs Is A lIfEtImE pAss tO thE EtErnAl shOw Of thE dArk cArnIvAl.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
8=D < I apologize, as it has already been asked.
I need to marry my Matesprit
I hAvE bEEn cAllEd by thE mEssIAhs tO thE flAgshIp dArk cArnIvAl, pErhAps nOw Is thE tImE tO gEt In tOUch wIth thE rOOts Of my fAIth. mEssIAhs gUIdE mE If Any OthErs On thE flAgshIp wIsh tO spEAk wIth mE I wOUld bE qUItE glAd tO hAvE thEIr AssIstAncE. bEIng ArOUnd sO mAny fAIthfUl mAy bE mIldly OvErwhElmIng... #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
// Posting the entire artwork for the profile picture here, namely because it kicks utter ass. https://i.postimg.cc/jSCY4DMh/IMG-20260121-200122-095.png
Tha^kyou ki^dly sir, a^d back at you o^ whatever missio^ you're leadi^g. What's the ^ame of your vessel, who k^ow's i^ this whole wide galaxy, you might ^ot be too far.
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Trolls should fight for the joy of it. To live, to e★t, to breed—lesser be★sts sn★p ★nd howl ★t one ★nother for this. Only m★n h★s the wisdom ★nd the cl★rity to embr★ce violence for its own s★ke. For we who ★re born into this merciless, me★ningless world, h★ve but one c★ndle of life to burn.
§o. It turn§ out the rumor§ about gold blood§ are true… hough…. §ome of my client§ alluded to it but no one ever particularly went into any detail. I can under§tand why now. #n§fw
it was just where i |ived so i don't think it was that brave of me but thank you. i used the b|ades to generate extra power for my co|d storage unit most|y & it gave me a good view from the top
some things about me my name is |ia|yi i'm 10 sweeps i |ived in a windmi|| at the top of a big hi|| & i'm gonna miss it i'|| miss my waspmother more i had some friends but i don't know where they are my favourite food is purp|econe bud c&y tarts i'm so scared right now i |ike puzz|e games & parkour future |ia|yi remember this if you can
enacted the rare "invader clause" on some loser's FLARP game today. had my megaphone and screamed "YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED BY A DARK SPRIT" before pinging a marble at 700m, going around mach 7, straight through one of their heads. get #owned #gore
I underst★nd, I just figured I'd be cle★r.
This depends on the blade I choose to make vse of. My greatsword, my most commonly handled weapon, is cvrve-less.
^^ It never ceases to surprise the sort of reaction one garners in response to talking about culling. Granted, it isn't particularly worth bragging about, either. ^^
⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOP ⚇
⚇ Another day another motherfuckin passage.⚇ Carnivals 35:35 ⚇ "...The lowbloods threw rocks alongside their malediction. Gulpah, young as she was, was no match for a group of fully grown motherfuckers. They anticipated that no one would care- just a little wriggler being taught a lesson for wearing weird paint, for daring to be different...But Juneyz stood in outrage, drew their whip and *roared* their rebuttal. How *dare* they hurt their family? How *dare* they hurt their little sister in Mirth? The lowbloods were shocked. Family? They'd never heard such a ridiculous word before. But I had, and when Juneyz advanced on those ignorant motherfuckers I knew they'd be some of the first culled in the name of capital F FAMILY." #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 40:60 ⚇ "Messiahs don't let me go like this. I don't want to waste away in sickness and poison. I want to die at a brother's side. I want to die ina sister's place. I want to die bold and beautiful and big. Please don't let me die in this motherfuckin' sickbay." ⚇
⚇ Conviction 8:19 ⚇ “…Leave ye not the dirtbound warm of blood to crawl and scrape, and waste offerings in vain. They owe you penance and awe and what they give you are owed to take. A good ruler does the mercy of taking.” ⚇
⚇ Suffering 2:19 ⚇ "Patroc? Patroc, where are you? Sister, don't motherfuckin' do me like this, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?! I can't...Sister, peerless in your humility and candor, you know I can't go on without you. I can't do it, I *won't* do it. I feel your absence like I feel a phantom limb." ⚇
⚇ Beginnings 12:52 ⚇ "And the paint should represent our capriciousness, our ability to embrace change and be changed. The sun will set and the moons will rise and so will our paint change like the tides. Your evening application a prayer, to marr it with blood, a song." ⚇
Yov are member to a gvild. I was vnaware gvilds continved to operate in fashion in these modern days. Perhaps they do not on my homeworld as they do where yov dwell.
One mvst have preparation done in need for a time in which the acvte vse of svch tools arises. Also it helps fill the void.
lets start a fight >X3
I don't like t'be useless at all so I like t' try and learn new stuff all th' time. ^^
If there's a job t'be done 'm gonna do it ^^ no matter what
Yes, upon further thought, I would like ^ddition^l support in my ende^vors. Hence forth, I will now be offering ^ cold h^rd ce^g^r rew^rd for those th^t come forth ^nd volunteer le^ds on Cryptids ^nd other phenomenon th^t could ^ssist in proving once ^nd for ^ll, m^gic is re^l. I ^m ^lso very open to leg^l ^ssist^nce ^s I ^m coming to re^lize without proper protections, my work could be silenced with ^ buyout.
𖦤 Lmao / that's / a / good / one / :o) :||
𖦤 Take / your / time, / lil / buddy :||
𖦤 Nah / lil / bro / that / ain't / right. / Let / your / joke / flag / fly :||
𖦤 Needs / a / skosh / more / tomfoolery :||
could xXx use xXx a xX lil xX work xXx but xXx it xX gets Xx the xX point Xx across
Right, guess I'll check out for ^ow a^d hit the recuperacoo^, got a busy ^ight of co^quest stratergy pla^^i^g tomorrow....really so...so hyped for that. We still have^'t agreed o^ a ^ame for this pla^et btw if a^yo^e o^ Chittr has ideas a^d wa^ts to have a crack o^ it before we crack heads lmao.
Only those of ill repute! And dragons!
Certainly not! There are few things truly unforgivable in this world!
I have only yet to scratch mine fingers against the surface! Only the most powerful Mages of my time can plunge the depths this device could take them! Alas, I am but a Knight. I am more suited to tending to gardens and slaying an occasional dragon!
Hark, mine Arcane Resonance Computerizer comes with, TRANSLATION!!
,,stop making the cool spells into generic ones its homebrew ffs,,
mmm stamina! sȭmetħing i ceŗtainly a lȭt ȭf ħave because i am a samuŗai! i will keep in mind tȭ lay vaŗiȭus sȭft tħings ȭut befȭŗe i tŗy tħis!
MANY HAVE TRIED, PLENTY HAVE FAILED. A TROLL LIKE YOU? I DOUBT YOU MAKE IT PAST MY GENERAL. I PROMISE THAT THIS IS GENEROUS.
ȭħħ! psiȭnic fligħt! i must tŗy tħat at sȭme pȭint! it sȭunds like an encħanting way tȭ tŗavel!
wȭw a ŗeasȭnably nȭŗmal ŗeply tħank yȭu kind sȭul!!!! I dȭ agŗee a steed at pȭints wȭuld make a figħt mȭŗe difficult, but I dȭubt tħeŗe is mucħ tħat can beat tħe wind blȭwing tħŗȭugħ yȭuŗ ħaiŗ as yȭu cħaŗge tȭwaŗds yȭuŗ fȭe! Tis a veŗy fine dŗeam!
^^*uses mY light poWers to giVe You a guaranteed crit on Your next attack!*^^
mmmm, ȭħ tȭ ŗide a nȭble steed intȭ GLȬŖIȬUS, ĦȬNȬŖABLE BATTLE! ħȭw mucħ fun it must be! Ȭŗ is! I ħave definitely dȭne tħat befȭŗe! I did nȭt get tħe idea fȭŗ tħis cħitt afteŗ finally watcħing tħat mȭvie abȭut antħŗȭpȭmȭŗpħic ħȭŗse tŗȭlls wħȭ ŗace!
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M'broom's one of m'only real life companions and I don't mind ^^ It's reliable and makes m'feel secure.
X Have fun with this one #gore #violence [cmallieEntertainment has uploaded a video] (It’s a video of Callie back before she lost her right eye and arm in a fighting ring against another purple blood. The video is short but it depicts Callie side stepping a jab and slamming her fist into the jaw of the other purple blood with enough force to visibly unhinge it from one side. The video ends with Callie’s poor bastard of an opponent stumbling around for a moment before collapsing) x
♨𝐼 can agree﹗ 𝒩ice new faces and decent sh✿ws﹗ ≈:𝒟
♨𝑀aybe 𝐼'll try t✿ keep y✿urs ✿n the lighter side 𝒥𝒰𝒰𝒰𝒮𝒮𝒮𝒮𝒯𝒯𝒯𝒯 in case y✿u ever sp✿t ෆe﹗
♨𝐼 aෆ always available f✿r wriggler-sitting s✿ෆe✿ne﹗ 𝒩✿t ෆy first tiෆe, huhuhu﹗
Ƹ 🌂 > HARK! The dark one has arrived. Be afraid. Ʒ
That's true. I appreciate it ^^ Jus'-- let m'know if y'need anythin' anyways. Within reason. Haha.
Y'sure...? I don't mind, honest!! And 'm not sure what I am. 'm just a maid, doin' 'er best. ^^
Oh, uhm-- thank you! Will say, never been called a maiden b'fore... If y'need me f'r cleanin' or anythin' jus' let me know. :)
Oh, 'm Vestra. But you c'n call me Vessie. Or anythin' else. I don't really care, 'm not really built f'r preferences haha
T'be clear when I say "need anythin'" I mean like-- cleanin' services and such in between my time with th' Homies.
Uhm-- if anyone needs me f'r anythin' 'm almost always available... jus' message me ^^
could you imagine if you were in love like in love love so flushed the world felt like it would crumble if you were apart from them and through unexpected circumstances you die and your matesprit is so destroyed by losing you they spend sweeps trying to perfect a perfect copy in the form of a robot or ai and time and time again it just isnt right so they kill you or at least an iteration of you over and over with their own hands as they rework code or rebuild structures to try and find the same warmth and devotion they held towards you trying to fill the void with a mechanical creation made in your image sinking deeper and deeper into their obsessive sickness missing your kiss your touch your laugh the unending desire to return you to them completely destroying them from the inside out because even this impossible goal of recreating you at least keeps you fresh enough in their mind where they can make out your face as they try to fall asleep when the work is over each day (tags: Reader/Matesprit, im not really sure, #nsfw, #violence, hurt no comfort, #rankbait, flushfic, major character death, yearning, robotics, archive rating: T)
- Haha! "Hunting mme down" is a VIVID WAY to put it! 😀 - I do travel work for partial* commpensation! I can comme to you! 😆😆 - (*Depends; other exclusions mmay apply)
- Haha. Yeah! I like it too. ☺️ - So about your laundry
- ...Uh. Like a pricing quote. But, uh. I can. Give you a quote I like. 😆 - "Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not mmoving fast enough." —Troll Mark Zuckerberg
Itachi once said “the ones who aid peace from the shadows are a/so name/ess.” /et THAT sink in and try to te// me anime isn’t deep. #Eyero//.
- Good evening, Sir! 👋😄 I'mm glad mmy post could find you! Back on the Nursery Planet, I Helped out TONS of high-level FLARPers like yourself. - Stain remmoval is one of mmy in-hive Handy Specialties! And I charge by overall mmaterial weight, not by individual garmments. Let mme know if you'd like a quote! 👏☺️😆
A wise and nob/e answer. You may have just saved your skin!
C/ear/y, “/ive by the b/ade, die by the b/ade” means nothing to some of you.
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8=D < How majestic. There is truly no joy like a hoofbeast's joy. https://cms.bbcearth.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/horse5.jpg
⚇ Suffering 64:53 ⚇ "Whatsa matter, lil' gutterblood? You thought you could get away? You were all kindsa proud to deny the messiahs behind the screenfeed! What? Scared to say it to my face now? YOU MOTHERFUCKING SCARED?" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 48:84 ⚇ "I reckon when all's said and done, I'll go out happy. Maybe I'll be cut down in battle, maybe I'll be old and leery, maybe I'll get donkeypunched too hard by a brother. But even if I dropped right here, right now? I'd head on up to the Messiahs and tell them I'm satisfied." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 26:6 ⚇ “We're all gonna get our ticket punched, little brother. Ain't no point borrowing grief from the future- just trade the jokes while you got 'em and make sure they're funny.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
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gOOd EvEnIng EvEryOnE! I wIll bEgIn thIs EvE As I hAvE stArtEd mAny, wIth A scrIptUrE qUOtE! sAcrAmEnt 2:14 “And nOw Only thEsE thrEE rEmAIn, mIrth, jEst, And blOOdlUst. bUt thE grEAtEst Of thEm All Is mIrth”
I Am qUItE fIllEd wth thE wOndErfUl And tErrIblE mIrth Of thE mEssIAhs On thIs EvE! I fEEl I wIll bE pOstIng fAr mOrE scrIptUrE qUOtEs thAn UsUAl, I mUst sprEAd thE tErrIblE wOrd! :)
(( guys i think I'm stupid after role-playing a clown for so long and literally editing the community clown Bible i looked up with mirth and mirthful meant thinking it meant vindictive and malicious for so long It means joyful How tf did i Mandela effect that other definition into my head smhhhhhh
⚇ anytime brother. ⚇ BLESS UP. ⚇
⚇ seein a lot more clowns around ⚇ so i guess i'll spit some more scripture while i got it on the mind. ⚇ sideshows 10:10 ⚇ "Why the hell would you ever be fake? Messiahs don't take pretty to that kinda shit because no one can see you better than them. You are you, proudest of motherfucking bearing. Let all others bow down and those that wont have they skulls crushed most hastily." ⚇ #clownposting #mirthfulchittr #scripture ⚇
⚇ YOU THINK I DIDN'T HAVE MORE? ⚇ stupid ass. ⚇ Suffering 1:5 ⚇ "GRAND HIGHBLOOD, MY CROWN OF COLOURS. BIGGEST SISTER AND MOST HOLY ABOVE. I HAVE FORESEEN IT, YES, FORESEEN IT TRUE! THAT THE CARNIVAL WILL COME AND TAKE FROM US WITH THE VAST HONK, ASCEND US ALL UP TO PARTY MOST RIGHTEOUSLY BESIDE THE TWO ABOVE. BUT IT WAS NOT SPECIFIED WHEN. WE MUST WAIT. WAIT AND WAIT AND WAIT AND KNOW TORTURE THROUGH WAITING. AND IN OUR MOST PENITENT OF PAIN MAKE THE LOWBLOOD FILTH KNOW IT TOO" ⚇ A quote from martyred prophet The Pharseer ⚇
⚇ One more for the road ⚇ if only just to piss off that angry little hateslut stinkin' up my mentions ⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 6:9 ⚇ "Abhorrent motherfucker that you are you are lucky that I even give you the time of day. Infuriating insect, you could be so much better- so much more INTERESTING and TOLERABLE if only you would put that mouth to something more useful than yapping on about how much you hate me. Get low, real motherfucking low, lower yourself to the only station you deserve to be in between my legs and hoisted onto my bulgemeat." ⚇ "#mirthfulchittr #clownposting #nsfw #scripture ⚇
⚇ For His High Hilarity himself. ⚇ Revelries 2:15 ⚇ "For not a troll was ever made, who didn’t fuck up nightly; never a faithful hatched who deserved their seat at the show." ⚇ AND Revelries 2:20 ⚇ "Never will we be anything but loud, nitty-gritty dirty little freaks. Lo, pour elixir and raise a glass.” ⚇#mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #doublefeature ⚇
⚇ got some more scripture for your ass. ⚇ this one's pretty fuckin' important. ⚇ its how trolls got mothafuccin made. ⚇ BEGINNINGS 1:2 ⚇ “When it started we had fuck-all but dark. And so it stayed until Messiahs pulled back the curtain and said ‘let’s get this motherfucking party started’. And they threw stardust down and it hit mud and it made dirtbloods, baked all dry enough like they could crumble if you breathed wrong. And it hit water and it made waders; wet, cold, mirthless salty motherfuckers with too much eye for their own motherfucking sparkle. But where it hit oceanside it made trolls out of sand, all capricious as fuck and changing with the water. Trolls who could go hard or give when they had to. All balanced on the universe high wire and not ever falling sea-side or ground-side but right there on their line like the acrobatterers they were. From the sand were made the faithful; from the beachwood their horns, their goddamn bone snapped off from sea-floor stones on mountains under the water. And what they made was Troll. Only that. Just that and no motherfucking more. And when the last world was all fit together, messiahs looked on it and said ‘motherfucking money’. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ we back in the saddle with some more scripture. ⚇ Book of Colors 12:20 ⚇ “No fear, brothers and sisters, no fear of the waders, the brine-drinkers. There’s no mirth in the sea and no painting the water doesn’t wash off and you’ve got your hands on the righteous shit they won’t ever know. No fear of the waders, for you’re higher than them. You’re higher than anybody.” ⚇
lAUghEr 5:2 sO thE hIghblOOd spOkE, brIng mIrth IntO A wOrld Of thE mIrthlEss, brIng lAUghtEr tO A sIlEnt rOOm, bE sIlly whErE OthErs wOUld bE stErn, And stErn whErE OthErs wOUld bE sIlly trUly InspIrAtIOnAl #mIrthfUlchIttUr #clOwnpOstng
⚇ #scripture ⚇ Conviction 4:55 ⚇ "For the great punchline is yet to come, faithful, and even this shit you can yet bear." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ i promised a motherfucker, didn't i? ⚇ elixirs 82:82 ⚇ "And you really just can't beat the original Redpop. The color represents those fuckass mutants we put in the ground." spoke Kalaya, self-assured. But it was than that Polari the Japeful chimed in. "MOTHERFUCKER? we had redpop before we even knew mutants breathed. you dumb as fuck!" ⚇
⚇ Angels 66:44 ⚇ "Though death is not to be feared it is not to be sought, either. Your time will come but to hasten the Messiahs plan is heresy and those foolhardy enough to throw themself on the sword in some dumbass plan to deify themself will have their ticket torn most bastardly." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ time for some sacred muthafuccin BARS ⚇ check it ⚇ when the tides will rise and the moons will fall nothin' left, alternia's curtain call vast honks come to claim us all and THERE JUST AIN'T NO SAVING Y'ALL RUSTIE REDS UP TO BLUSHING BLUES THE MESSIAHS ARE MOTHERFUCKIN COMING FOR YOU TICKETS ONLY FOR THE HOLY FEW THAT SPENT THEY TIME IN THE MIRTHFUL PEWS ⚇
⚇ Suffering 8:4 ⚇ "YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING, MOTHERFUCKER!" spoke Martyr the Nameless, dubbed as she was for being so motherfucking old ain't no one remember her name. "THESE FLAMES BURN MY SKIN BUT THEY STOKE MY SPIRIT. LOWBLOOD FILTH THAT YOU ARE, YOU'LL FEEL THESE FLAMES A THOUSAND-FOLD AND YOU'LL HEAR THE SCREECH OF MY LAUGHTER THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WHILE. BURN! BURN! FEEL THE ASHES OF MY SACRIFICE CHOKE YOUR LUNGS AND STAIN YOUR BONES! YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE!" -Quote from Martyr the Nameless, executed by lowbloods during a minor uprising. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ church history time ⚇ Ringleaders 1:1 ⚇ "Church wasn't formed in a day, my salacious motherfuckers. Back in the early shit, purplebloods was just that. No more, no less. But it wasn't to be that way forever, hell nah, because a troll called Nergal was about to get a hell of a motherfuckin' prophecy. Assuaged by visions of mirth and rage, he was torn in motherfuckin' two. Twin thoughts waged war in his mind, and he knew he had to unite it all. So that slick ass motherfucker wandered his way throughout Alternia, preaching on the wicked shit. Shangri-la above and the ticket you needed to get your ass there, a promised land for motherfuckers deemed MOST MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. And lo, the fam was born of those who got their gumption on to listen." ⚇
⚇ i'm just gonna keep posting scripture as i see it. ⚇ cause i'm lookin' through it for my schoolfeeding degree. ⚇ Sideshows 23:40 ⚇ "You talk too much, little sibling. Ain't nothing you need to be saying that much the Messiahs don't know already." ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 9:78 ⚇ “Fill the night enough full of holy deed and you’ll have no need of sopor to bless you with dreaming.” #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 85:2 ⚇ "Your paint pot is a collection of life and memory. The gutterbloods who helped make it up deserve respect enough that you paint something miraculous with it. To which I mean STOP PAINTING BULGES ON THE CHURCH WALLS!" ⚇
⚇ Revelries 60:40 ⚇ “Oh that I’m of use to you, all times and ways and places, my idle rest is to watch your show and my dreaming to hear the holy motherfucking noise.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 42:49 ⚇ "-For even laying with your matesprit is worship and prayer. Enjoying the life they gave you, living it to the fullest, and feeling all of the whimsy and joy that comes with it is the highest form of thanks a motherfucker can give. Your life is your own- live it and love it. Messiahs be blessed." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 71-12: ⚇ “Every bone has a point for breaking. Every motherfucker crawled out wrong, and all we lowly motherfuckers can do is play catch-up. There’s work for doing, kin, to earn your ass the ticket messiahs handed you for free.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ two nights until i find out whether i passed or failed that exam so i'mma put some scripture out as prayers and hope i passed. ⚇ Suffering 12:20 ⚇ -"And tied down as they were, Movali couldn't move an inch. The lowbloods jeered and scorned at our layed low sibling and scoured blood from flesh, flesh from bone and horn from skull. They took and took and took in false retribution for the bullshit they brought on themselves. Movali, though? Movali took it all with a bright ass grin on they face. Even as teeth were ripped from their jaw, Movali never stopped smiling a silent, serene smile. Because they knew. They knew that no matter what was taken from them there- there was one thing the lowblood hordes couldn't take from them. The ticket to the Dark Carnival above." ⚇
⚇ Colors 1:1 ⚇ "Course not everyone gonna make it to Shangri-La. Some of y'all are gonna wake up on some whole other shit." ⚇
⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 11:1 ⚇ "Stygian spade of mine you are truly loathsome. Your smile sticks in my thinkpan and makes a motherfucker downright steam with broiling fury. I am driven to my highest heights in attempts to outdo you, and let us never be parted in our competition. All that said next time I see you, best make sure that fine ass is prepared." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 45:5 ⚇ “Let your spade burn hot, drive you up and make you great. In this motherfucking way your kin will increase you and I’m not just talking about your bulge, LOL.” #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
⚇ Sideshows 12:28: ⚇ "All you motherfuckers are gonna die. EVERYBODY! You're dying every day...constantly! I'll kill myself right motherfucking now, and still won't die. TRY ME! WICKED CLOWNS NEVER DIE!" #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #self-harm #suicide #But only facetious mentions. Worth a tag anyway tho I guess I ain't tryna get banned. ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 12:4 ⚇ "...And at the end of the night I watched them erect the Big Top. Their 'family' danced and sang and drank merry as the large tent eclipsed the rising sun, providing shade and shelter for all from its angry glare. I think that's when I first felt it, the camaraderie, the mirth. The MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 9:42 ⚇ "Mighty, the righteous. Righteous, the mighty.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Colors 27:27 ⚇ "There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Blood 40:3 ⚇ "The holy violence is tattooed in us down to our bones, kin. I see the way your eyes light up when a lowblood motherfucker tries it. There is prayer in the breakage of bones and there is penance in bleeding and to inflict that on others is a motherfucking mercy because that shit is the closest they will ever get to laying their fronds on the beauty we get to see every day. So go forth my scary ass kindred, and make them all sing the holy screams of agony." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #violence ⚇
⚇ glad to hear it. ⚇ you just holler if a brother's out my way. ⚇
⚇ Hot shit, Flush Letters 12:2 ⚇ “When my feet touch soil again I’ll make my way to you. Take me as you like, heart of my heart; throw me down and fuck me under night sky and the Messiahs will only hear me sing praise out louder. I’m hollow as a thunderstruck tree for you, sister. I need you like starving needs food, like rage needs mercy, like sin needs forgiveness, like pain needs pleasure.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
⚇ HAPPY JAPESDAY MY MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS.⚇ IT IS A MOST GLORIOUS AND HOLY DAY BECAUSE GUESS WHO FUCKIN' PASSED HIS EXAM?! ⚇ I'M A MOTHERFUCKING CERTIFIED SCHOOLFEEDER OF SCRIPTURE NOW! ⚇ i still gotta sit in on classes sometime. ⚇ see the pros work before i can take class myself. ⚇ but i did it. ⚇ been working my whole life for this shit. ⚇ FUCK YES. ⚇ MESSIAHS BLESSED. ⚇ FUCK YES. #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ and you know your place, too. ⚇ a brother could get used to this. ⚇ should come party on Battleship Dark Carnival sometime ;8] ⚇ HOINK ⚇
⚇ Revelries 14:32 ⚇ "I’ll sing out my praises with wicked flow to the messiahs who saw fit to smile on me. I’ll praise and shout how I’m greatly blessed, I’ll cry and weep how I’m not fucking worthy; their claws are in my soul, in the shape of my body, in the beat of my pusher. Oh, my holy kin, we are color and light inside. We are stardust. Hands raised and faces laughing, spitting sick and delirious, together in glory.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ now YOU motherfucker. ⚇ you i like. ⚇ ain't often a lil' brother like yourself. ⚇ gets to actually engaging with the texts. ⚇ you ever consider being a clownvert? ⚇
⚇ Colors 32:18 ⚇ "And when all's said and done the Messiahs handed you your ticket the second you first smiled. Keep that whimsy, that verve, that fire, my scary ass kin, it's what got you here in the first place and it'll carry you on through the gates of Shangri-La to the Carnival beyond. Get our peep on for the greatest show." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
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⚇ Hilarities 14:3 ⚇ “It’s not a wise one who leaves the place of their motherfucking heart untimely. No laughter in the suffering of those early lost of their quadrants so rest you with heart and spade and club and diamond and speak of the fucking Hilarity to each other.” ⚇
⚇ glad to see it ain't impossible for gutterbloods to have the respect they should have. ⚇ you aight, and yeah, Schoolfeeder Suidae is the correct title for me now. ⚇ though it feels weird saying it lmaoooo. ⚇ i got my first solo class next pass. ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 23:28 ⚇ "And they shun us, kin. The wider shitbloods fear us, the midblood scum revile us, the wader bastards look down on us. But this does not mean we are wrong." spoke Kurvil, the preacher I had come to find pity in my heart for so many moons ago. "Yes they look upon us with scorn but we are alike in our strangess. Smack a bone and that shit's fit to break, my kindred, but if three sets of hands set to block that attack it will never land. United in mirth, twinned in rage, together in glory." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ thats wassup, my lil' lowblood friend. ⚇ got more decency than most of your color. ⚇
⚇ Elixirs 24:4 ⚇ "Instead of wasting the pretty glitter ass bottle of Faygo when you're done with it, get crafty as a ninja about it. Cut off the tops and place candles in them motherfuckers, let the colors dance and whirl like the Carnival itself touched your hive." ⚇
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Pot of greed lets me draw two additional cards from my deck.
sometimes i wonder if someone saw me when i think back to when i used to swing my flaming blade around behind my hive
just helped with saving the world again you're welcome :)