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8=D < How majestic. There is truly no joy like a horse's joy. https://cms.bbcearth.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/horse5.jpg
⚇ Suffering 64:53 ⚇ "Whatsa matter, lil' gutterblood? You thought you could get away? You were all kindsa proud to deny the messiahs behind the screenfeed! What? Scared to say it to my face now? YOU MOTHERFUCKING SCARED?" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 48:84 ⚇ "I reckon when all's said and done, I'll go out happy. Maybe I'll be cut down in battle, maybe I'll be old and leery, maybe I'll get donkeypunched too hard by a brother. But even if I dropped right here, right now? I'd head on up to the Messiahs and tell them I'm satisfied." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 26:6 ⚇ “We're all gonna get our ticket punched, little brother. Ain't no point borrowing grief from the future- just trade the jokes while you got 'em and make sure they're funny.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
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gOOd EvEnIng EvEryOnE! I wIll bEgIn thIs EvE As I hAvE stArtEd mAny, wIth A scrIptUrE qUOtE! sAcrAmEnt 2:14 “And nOw Only thEsE thrEE rEmAIn, mIrth, jEst, And blOOdlUst. bUt thE grEAtEst Of thEm All Is mIrth”
I Am qUItE fIllEd wth thE wOndErfUl And tErrIblE mIrth Of thE mEssIAhs On thIs EvE! I fEEl I wIll bE pOstIng fAr mOrE scrIptUrE qUOtEs thAn UsUAl, I mUst sprEAd thE tErrIblE wOrd! :)
(( guys i think I'm stupid after role-playing a clown for so long and literally editing the community clown Bible i looked up with mirth and mirthful meant thinking it meant vindictive and malicious for so long It means joyful How tf did i Mandela effect that other definition into my head smhhhhhh
⚇ seein a lot more clowns around ⚇ so i guess i'll spit some more scripture while i got it on the mind. ⚇ sideshows 10:10 ⚇ "Why the hell would you ever be fake? Messiahs don't take pretty to that kinda shit because no one can see you better than them. You are you, proudest of motherfucking bearing. Let all others bow down and those that wont have they skulls crushed most hastily." ⚇ #clownposting #mirthfulchittr #scripture ⚇
⚇ YOU THINK I DIDN'T HAVE MORE? ⚇ stupid ass. ⚇ Suffering 1:5 ⚇ "GRAND HIGHBLOOD, MY CROWN OF COLOURS. BIGGEST SISTER AND MOST HOLY ABOVE. I HAVE FORESEEN IT, YES, FORESEEN IT TRUE! THAT THE CARNIVAL WILL COME AND TAKE FROM US WITH THE VAST HONK, ASCEND US ALL UP TO PARTY MOST RIGHTEOUSLY BESIDE THE TWO ABOVE. BUT IT WAS NOT SPECIFIED WHEN. WE MUST WAIT. WAIT AND WAIT AND WAIT AND KNOW TORTURE THROUGH WAITING. AND IN OUR MOST PENITENT OF PAIN MAKE THE LOWBLOOD FILTH KNOW IT TOO" ⚇ A quote from martyred prophet The Pharseer ⚇
⚇ One more for the road ⚇ if only just to piss off that angry little hateslut stinkin' up my mentions ⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 6:9 ⚇ "Abhorrent motherfucker that you are you are lucky that I even give you the time of day. Infuriating insect, you could be so much better- so much more INTERESTING and TOLERABLE if only you would put that mouth to something more useful than yapping on about how much you hate me. Get low, real motherfucking low, lower yourself to the only station you deserve to be in between my legs and hoisted onto my bulgemeat." ⚇ "#mirthfulchittr #clownposting #nsfw #scripture ⚇
⚇ For His High Hilarity himself. ⚇ Revelries 2:15 ⚇ "For not a troll was ever made, who didn’t fuck up nightly; never a faithful hatched who deserved their seat at the show." ⚇ AND Revelries 2:20 ⚇ "Never will we be anything but loud, nitty-gritty dirty little freaks. Lo, pour elixir and raise a glass.” ⚇#mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #doublefeature ⚇
⚇ got some more scripture for your ass. ⚇ this one's pretty fuckin' important. ⚇ its how trolls got mothafuccin made. ⚇ BEGINNINGS 1:2 ⚇ “When it started we had fuck-all but dark. And so it stayed until Messiahs pulled back the curtain and said ‘let’s get this motherfucking party started’. And they threw stardust down and it hit mud and it made dirtbloods, baked all dry enough like they could crumble if you breathed wrong. And it hit water and it made waders; wet, cold, mirthless salty motherfuckers with too much eye for their own motherfucking sparkle. But where it hit oceanside it made trolls out of sand, all capricious as fuck and changing with the water. Trolls who could go hard or give when they had to. All balanced on the universe high wire and not ever falling sea-side or ground-side but right there on their line like the acrobatterers they were. From the sand were made the faithful; from the beachwood their horns, their goddamn bone snapped off from sea-floor stones on mountains under the water. And what they made was Troll. Only that. Just that and no motherfucking more. And when the last world was all fit together, messiahs looked on it and said ‘motherfucking money’. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ we back in the saddle with some more scripture. ⚇ Book of Colors 12:20 ⚇ “No fear, brothers and sisters, no fear of the waders, the brine-drinkers. There’s no mirth in the sea and no painting the water doesn’t wash off and you’ve got your hands on the righteous shit they won’t ever know. No fear of the waders, for you’re higher than them. You’re higher than anybody.” ⚇
lAUghEr 5:2 sO thE hIghblOOd spOkE, brIng mIrth IntO A wOrld Of thE mIrthlEss, brIng lAUghtEr tO A sIlEnt rOOm, bE sIlly whErE OthErs wOUld bE stErn, And stErn whErE OthErs wOUld bE sIlly trUly InspIrAtIOnAl #mIrthfUlchIttUr #clOwnpOstng
⚇ #scripture ⚇ Conviction 4:55 ⚇ "For the great punchline is yet to come, faithful, and even this shit you can yet bear." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ i promised a motherfucker, didn't i? ⚇ elixirs 82:82 ⚇ "And you really just can't beat the original Redpop. The color represents those fuckass mutants we put in the ground." spoke Kalaya, self-assured. But it was than that Polari the Japeful chimed in. "MOTHERFUCKER? we had redpop before we even knew mutants breathed. you dumb as fuck!" ⚇
⚇ Angels 66:44 ⚇ "Though death is not to be feared it is not to be sought, either. Your time will come but to hasten the Messiahs plan is heresy and those foolhardy enough to throw themself on the sword in some dumbass plan to deify themself will have their ticket torn most bastardly." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ time for some sacred muthafuccin BARS ⚇ check it ⚇ when the tides will rise and the moons will fall nothin' left, alternia's curtain call vast honks come to claim us all and THERE JUST AIN'T NO SAVING Y'ALL RUSTIE REDS UP TO BLUSHING BLUES THE MESSIAHS ARE MOTHERFUCKIN COMING FOR YOU TICKETS ONLY FOR THE HOLY FEW THAT SPENT THEY TIME IN THE MIRTHFUL PEWS ⚇
⚇ Suffering 8:4 ⚇ "YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING, MOTHERFUCKER!" spoke Martyr the Nameless, dubbed as she was for being so motherfucking old ain't no one remember her name. "THESE FLAMES BURN MY SKIN BUT THEY STOKE MY SPIRIT. LOWBLOOD FILTH THAT YOU ARE, YOU'LL FEEL THESE FLAMES A THOUSAND-FOLD AND YOU'LL HEAR THE SCREECH OF MY LAUGHTER THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WHILE. BURN! BURN! FEEL THE ASHES OF MY SACRIFICE CHOKE YOUR LUNGS AND STAIN YOUR BONES! YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE!" -Quote from Martyr the Nameless, executed by lowbloods during a minor uprising. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ church history time ⚇ Ringleaders 1:1 ⚇ "Church wasn't formed in a day, my salacious motherfuckers. Back in the early shit, purplebloods was just that. No more, no less. But it wasn't to be that way forever, hell nah, because a troll called Nergal was about to get a hell of a motherfuckin' prophecy. Assuaged by visions of mirth and rage, he was torn in motherfuckin' two. Twin thoughts waged war in his mind, and he knew he had to unite it all. So that slick ass motherfucker wandered his way throughout Alternia, preaching on the wicked shit. Shangri-la above and the ticket you needed to get your ass there, a promised land for motherfuckers deemed MOST MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. And lo, the fam was born of those who got their gumption on to listen." ⚇
⚇ i'm just gonna keep posting scripture as i see it. ⚇ cause i'm lookin' through it for my schoolfeeding degree. ⚇ Sideshows 23:40 ⚇ "You talk too much, little sibling. Ain't nothing you need to be saying that much the Messiahs don't know already." ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 9:78 ⚇ “Fill the night enough full of holy deed and you’ll have no need of sopor to bless you with dreaming.” #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 85:2 ⚇ "Your paint pot is a collection of life and memory. The gutterbloods who helped make it up deserve respect enough that you paint something miraculous with it. To which I mean STOP PAINTING BULGES ON THE CHURCH WALLS!" ⚇
⚇ Revelries 60:40 ⚇ “Oh that I’m of use to you, all times and ways and places, my idle rest is to watch your show and my dreaming to hear the holy motherfucking noise.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 42:49 ⚇ "-For even laying with your matesprit is worship and prayer. Enjoying the life they gave you, living it to the fullest, and feeling all of the whimsy and joy that comes with it is the highest form of thanks a motherfucker can give. Your life is your own- live it and love it. Messiahs be blessed." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 71-12: ⚇ “Every bone has a point for breaking. Every motherfucker crawled out wrong, and all we lowly motherfuckers can do is play catch-up. There’s work for doing, kin, to earn your ass the ticket messiahs handed you for free.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ two nights until i find out whether i passed or failed that exam so i'mma put some scripture out as prayers and hope i passed. ⚇ Suffering 12:20 ⚇ -"And tied down as they were, Movali couldn't move an inch. The lowbloods jeered and scorned at our layed low sibling and scoured blood from flesh, flesh from bone and horn from skull. They took and took and took in false retribution for the bullshit they brought on themselves. Movali, though? Movali took it all with a bright ass grin on they face. Even as teeth were ripped from their jaw, Movali never stopped smiling a silent, serene smile. Because they knew. They knew that no matter what was taken from them there- there was one thing the lowblood hordes couldn't take from them. The ticket to the Dark Carnival above." ⚇
⚇ Colors 1:1 ⚇ "Course not everyone gonna make it to Shangri-La. Some of y'all are gonna wake up on some whole other shit." ⚇
⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 11:1 ⚇ "Stygian spade of mine you are truly loathsome. Your smile sticks in my thinkpan and makes a motherfucker downright steam with broiling fury. I am driven to my highest heights in attempts to outdo you, and let us never be parted in our competition. All that said next time I see you, best make sure that fine ass is prepared." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 45:5 ⚇ “Let your spade burn hot, drive you up and make you great. In this motherfucking way your kin will increase you and I’m not just talking about your bulge, LOL.” #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
⚇ Sideshows 12:28: ⚇ "All you motherfuckers are gonna die. EVERYBODY! You're dying every day...constantly! I'll kill myself right motherfucking now, and still won't die. TRY ME! WICKED CLOWNS NEVER DIE!" #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #self-harm #suicide #But only facetious mentions. Worth a tag anyway tho I guess I ain't tryna get banned. ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 12:4 ⚇ "...And at the end of the night I watched them erect the Big Top. Their 'family' danced and sang and drank merry as the large tent eclipsed the rising sun, providing shade and shelter for all from its angry glare. I think that's when I first felt it, the camaraderie, the mirth. The MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 9:42 ⚇ "Mighty, the righteous. Righteous, the mighty.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Colors 27:27 ⚇ "There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Blood 40:3 ⚇ "The holy violence is tattooed in us down to our bones, kin. I see the way your eyes light up when a lowblood motherfucker tries it. There is prayer in the breakage of bones and there is penance in bleeding and to inflict that on others is a motherfucking mercy because that shit is the closest they will ever get to laying their fronds on the beauty we get to see every day. So go forth my scary ass kindred, and make them all sing the holy screams of agony." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #violence ⚇
⚇ glad to hear it. ⚇ you just holler if a brother's out my way. ⚇
⚇ Hot shit, Flush Letters 12:2 ⚇ “When my feet touch soil again I’ll make my way to you. Take me as you like, heart of my heart; throw me down and fuck me under night sky and the Messiahs will only hear me sing praise out louder. I’m hollow as a thunderstruck tree for you, sister. I need you like starving needs food, like rage needs mercy, like sin needs forgiveness, like pain needs pleasure.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
⚇ HAPPY JAPESDAY MY MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS.⚇ IT IS A MOST GLORIOUS AND HOLY DAY BECAUSE GUESS WHO FUCKIN' PASSED HIS EXAM?! ⚇ I'M A MOTHERFUCKING CERTIFIED SCHOOLFEEDER OF SCRIPTURE NOW! ⚇ i still gotta sit in on classes sometime. ⚇ see the pros work before i can take class myself. ⚇ but i did it. ⚇ been working my whole life for this shit. ⚇ FUCK YES. ⚇ MESSIAHS BLESSED. ⚇ FUCK YES. #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ and you know your place, too. ⚇ a brother could get used to this. ⚇ should come party on Battleship Dark Carnival sometime ;8] ⚇ HOINK ⚇
⚇ Revelries 14:32 ⚇ "I’ll sing out my praises with wicked flow to the messiahs who saw fit to smile on me. I’ll praise and shout how I’m greatly blessed, I’ll cry and weep how I’m not fucking worthy; their claws are in my soul, in the shape of my body, in the beat of my pusher. Oh, my holy kin, we are color and light inside. We are stardust. Hands raised and faces laughing, spitting sick and delirious, together in glory.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ now YOU motherfucker. ⚇ you i like. ⚇ ain't often a lil' brother like yourself. ⚇ gets to actually engaging with the texts. ⚇ you ever consider being a clownvert? ⚇
⚇ Colors 32:18 ⚇ "And when all's said and done the Messiahs handed you your ticket the second you first smiled. Keep that whimsy, that verve, that fire, my scary ass kin, it's what got you here in the first place and it'll carry you on through the gates of Shangri-La to the Carnival beyond. Get our peep on for the greatest show." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
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⚇ Hilarities 14:3 ⚇ “It’s not a wise one who leaves the place of their motherfucking heart untimely. No laughter in the suffering of those early lost of their quadrants so rest you with heart and spade and club and diamond and speak of the fucking Hilarity to each other.” ⚇
⚇ glad to see it ain't impossible for gutterbloods to have the respect they should have. ⚇ you aight, and yeah, Schoolfeeder Suidae is the correct title for me now. ⚇ though it feels weird saying it lmaoooo. ⚇ i got my first solo class next pass. ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 23:28 ⚇ "And they shun us, kin. The wider shitbloods fear us, the midblood scum revile us, the wader bastards look down on us. But this does not mean we are wrong." spoke Kurvil, the preacher I had come to find pity in my heart for so many moons ago. "Yes they look upon us with scorn but we are alike in our strangess. Smack a bone and that shit's fit to break, my kindred, but if three sets of hands set to block that attack it will never land. United in mirth, twinned in rage, together in glory." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ thats wassup, my lil' lowblood friend. ⚇ got more decency than most of your color. ⚇
⚇ Elixirs 24:4 ⚇ "Instead of wasting the pretty glitter ass bottle of Faygo when you're done with it, get crafty as a ninja about it. Cut off the tops and place candles in them motherfuckers, let the colors dance and whirl like the Carnival itself touched your hive." ⚇
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Pot of greed lets me draw two additional cards from my deck.
˗ˏˋᨭ i get theᥥᥥ proper pissed at each other. they start ᥫ᭡eating the crap out of each other. i filᥥᥥ till one stops ᥥᥥoving. ᥥᥥˎˊ˗
sometimes i wonder if someone saw me when i think back to when i used to swing my flaming blade around behind my hive
just helped with saving the world again you're welcome :)