@threatenTensely — #medchittr
the wet blanket is saying this shirt isn't wxrk apprxpriate. yxu literally can't see what it says with the scrubs xn. sx what's the big. - xx
inside the brilliant mind xf a patient: wxw i’m sx grateful fxr this state xf the art medicull care. i shxuld express that by xpen mxuth wet cxughing in my dxctxr’s face. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr. - xx
patient made a mess xf my belxved sneakerjeans (rest in pieces) last light. nx big deal it's a culling center we've gxt dispxsables xut the wastechute. tell me why i didn't realize the grippy sxcks had affirmatixns xn the bxttxm until i txxk them xff. - xx #awesxme. #awesxme. #strxng. #awesxme. #strxng. #brave. #amazing. #awesxme. #strxng. #canwebudgetfxrsxmenewadjectives. #medchittr. #cullchittr. - xx
let’s mix bleach and rubbing alcxhxl txgether. (っˣཀˣ)っ - xx #fxrliabilityreasxns. #thisisajxke. #dxnxtdxthis. #txxicsubstances. #substance. #itschlxrxfxrm. #anesthesixlxgyhumxr. #medchittr. - xx
hxw dx i get the harmacist tx start stxcking these. #medchittr #cullchittr. - xx
i dxn’t care abxut the scalding steeping pxt xr whatever the fuck but @custxdialFabricatixn can yxu restxck the vending machine in the medicullers lxunge. patients will die if i dxn’t maintain a blxxd rxckstar cxncentratixn xf 0.1%. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
a glimpse intx my future if nxbxdy saves me frxm the dementia patient whx thinks she’s helping. #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
psych patient asks me if i have anything better tx dx than breathe dxwn her cervical frxnd. if i tell her she’s xn 1:1 supervisixn because she delusixnally believes she wxrks here then it’s gxnna be a whxle thing. sx she’s putting a plaster cast that i dx nxt need xn the wrist i didn’t just break. typing with the bad prxng. send help. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
new badge. and i'm gxing tx be Sx implanting this xne sx it can't get lxst. xr stxlen. - xx
hxw many bxdies is a manual bxwel disimpactixn. #medchittr #cullchittr #yuck. - xx
my airclxts while i’m telling yxu it’s terminal: - xx
xrdered a fat stack xf these fxr the patientblxcks. watch this space. #medchittr. #cullchittr. - xx
thank gxd fxr the humble sxpxr patch. dxn’t knxw what i’d dx withxut her. gimme 50 ccs xf stfu STAT. #lxl. #medchittr. - xx
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #meme. #lxl. - xx
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #healthcarewxrkers. #meme. #lxl. - xx
