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@threatenTensely
xpinixns expressed here are my xwn and dx nxt reflect the pxsitixn xf my emplxyer. rechitts are nxt endxrsements. -xx
>-8==— or maybe just the one hehe...
(｡ᵕ ˣㅁˣ ).ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ - xx
🧹🧽 <found this. splintrest meme. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10abd61ec1e5.png lol funny. so relatable. #substance mention
🧹🧽 <not normally.
🧹🧽 <#medchittr help. lost grub. wants drugs. #substance mention.
will yxu FXCK XFF. - xx
YXX DXD NXT FXND THXS SHXT XN SPLXNTRXST XND WX XLL KNXW XT. (҂//ロˣ) - xx
🧹🧽 <huh what? where'd get? not chittr. can't make. tech illiterate.
xXxXxXx YXX XRX SX FXLL XF SHXT YXX NXXD TX MXP BXHXND YXXR XVXRY STXP. xXxXxXx - xx
they're wringing me xut intx a series xf test tubes at wxrk txmxrrxw. - xx
If you are really good, I'll let you take an extra jelly~!!!!!!!!
(っˣཀˣ)っ zxmfg. - xx
CAN ANYONE ELSE SEE THE EMO MEDICULLER WITH CRAZY UKEMI. OR AM I HALLUCINATING THAT.
wat that mean. //_x" - xx
@custxdialFabricatixn take him he's ready. - xx
the wet blanket is saying this shirt isn't wxrk apprxpriate. yxu literally can't see what it says with the scrubs xn. sx what's the big. - xx
>>Hate To Say It, But Erring On The Side Of Caution, It's Better To Just Not Wear It Just In Case. However You Absolutely Need To Change Into That When We Go Out For Work Drinks After! Did You Get Your Shants Replaced Yet?<<
i'm lxwkey stuck in this mxrgue drawer idk if i'm gxnna make it. - xx #txlightandalsxmxrebrxadly. - xx
꧁#nsfw꧂ ꧁#bulgerating꧂ ꧁#purpleblood꧂ ꧁#scent꧂ ꧁#taste꧂ ꧁#medchittr꧂ ꧁@custodialFabrication꧂ ꧁Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Cleans Floors' bulge.꧂ ꧁Uhm. Okay. So. I need to be careful with this one, because Cleans Floors is not actually a simple custodial technician. That is the current title. That is the cover. That is the mop bucket sitting in front of a locked door. I promise not to unlock that door, though. It's not up to me to police his life.꧂ ꧁I am trying to remain objective.꧂ ꧁That is harder when the subject is a purpleblood who has deliberately reduced himself into something meager.꧂ ꧁Anyway.꧂ ꧁Ｓｔａｔｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 7꧂ ꧁Purpleblood force, older-body endurance, and the kind of practical grip that comes from tools, valves, machines, mop handles. He is well experienced.꧂ ꧁Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 4꧂ ꧁Not especially yielding. Stubborn. Dense. Cooperative only when approached correctly.꧂ ꧁Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 6꧂ ꧁Above average, but not theatrical. ꧂ ꧁Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 7꧂ ꧁The main feature. Thickest through the base and middle, broad enough to make the read immediately practical.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： 8꧂ ꧁Something is strange about it. A weak sense of Chucklevoodoos. And, it kind of makes me... Forget things.꧂ ꧁Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｃｅｎｔ：꧂ ꧁Floor wax, old disinfectant, fried cluckbeast, cheap barcade beer, hot cabinet dust, machine oil, purple musk, and that cold bleach smell.꧂ ꧁Ｔａｓｔｅ：꧂ ꧁Salt. Peppered grease. Purple mineral. Bitter cleaner. Old smoke from a shabby coat. It is filling in taste...꧂ ꧁Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ：꧂ ꧁Firm. Smooth at the head, heavier and more stubborn down the shaft, with a low underside ridge that feels structural. Not plush. Not pretty. Useful. Durable. ꧂ ꧁Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ：꧂ ꧁Clear at first, then faint purple-gray. Slick, but restrained. Viscosity increases with pressure rather than praise. Not messy unless pushed. Once pushed, difficult to stop.꧂ ꧁Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ：꧂ ꧁Heavy-medium. I would estimate 2.8 pounds fully worked up. The weight sits low. More bucket than banner.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ Ｅｘｐｌａｉｎｅｄ꧂ ꧁ ꧂ ꧁Cleans Floors has a containment bulge. The chucklevoodoos are reduced, but the residue is still there. Not active performance. Not a full purpleblood glamour. Not a ringmaster's lure. More like pressure left in a room after the music stopped. The organ carries that same pressure. It does not charm. It does not sparkle. It does not call attention to itself.꧂ ꧁It waits. It's almost predatory...꧂ ꧁Dense. Old. Almost ritual. The shaft is not excessively long, but the girth gives it authority, especially when paired with the way his body seems unwilling to waste motion. I do not recommend it for the playful, or the romantic. Strictly business.꧂
🧹🧽 <fucking what?
⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ xXx RXFLMXX HXLY SHXT? xXx ⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ #xwned #pwned #leaked #lmfaxxxxxxxxxx. ⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ - xx
🧹🧽 <cull self. i'll watch. #selfharm #suicide
⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ STRXXTS XRX SXYXNG YXXR SHXT IS XXTHXRXTXTXVXLY GXRTHY LMFXXXXXXXXXXX! ⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ #chxde. #yuck. - xx
inside the brilliant mind xf a patient: wxw i’m sx grateful fxr this state xf the art medicull care. i shxuld express that by xpen mxuth wet cxughing in my dxctxr’s face. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr. - xx
[Comment: #000001] Keep me posted of any untoward symptoms resulting from this.
yxu can gx ahead and start hxlding yxur breath fxr that. - xx
[Comment: #000002] It might be wise so I don't contract whatever illness you're carrying. I do hope it's fun...
i'm nxt cxntracting SHXT. my immune system is a FXRTRXSS. - xx
Mmmmng. . .ㅤI saw a patient outside of work today. . . They said I "look way more intimidating outside of the hospital". . . Mmmng. . . Emoticon: :? . . .ㅤ. .
lmax intimidating. XD - xx
nah yxu're literally chill. - xx
[CASE: #000002] A patient presented with localized pain in their right elbow. No discoloration, no visible swelling, no history of trauma. They reported that the discomfort began approximately three nights ago and has progressively worsened. They are otherwise in excellent health, which was both encouraging and profoundly unhelpful. The resident assigned to their examination suggested lateral epicondylitis. Tennis elbow, for those of you whose medical education begins and ends with the terminology of recreational sports. An entirely reasonable hypothesis. The patient had recently taken up racquet sports, and the pain is exacerbated by repetitive extension of the wrist. Naturally, I rejected it. There is a relatively obscure condition known as periarticular myonecrotic metaplasia, a progressive disorder in which the soft tissues surrounding a joint begin producing malformed muscular structures. These structures develop independent contractile responses, eventually creating the sensation of an additional limb attempting to articulate from within the existing one. In advanced cases, affected individuals report involuntary movement beneath the skin, accompanied by an audible clicking as the newly formed tissue attempts to establish its own attachment points along the bone. The condition has scant few cases. Three required extensive reconstructive intervention. The fourth reportedly developed a functional secondary elbow before succumbing to unrelated complications. When I informed the patient that we should investigate this possibility. They expressed some reluctance, particularly when I explained that a definitive diagnosis may require direct examination of the affected musculature. My resident objected. They suggested rest, anti-inflammatory medication, and a temporary reduction in physical activity. I reminded them that the purpose of a differential diagnosis is to investigate possibilities beyond the most immediately convenient explanation. // Correction. I remind them that anyone capable of prescribing rest has no business occupying a position in a diagnostic department. After considerable discussion, the patient agreed to further examination. Imaging revealed no abnormalities whatsoever. I interpreted this as evidence that the disease has not yet progressed sufficiently to become radiographically apparent. The resident interpreted it as evidence the patient has tennis elbow. We agreed to disagree. The patient is scheduled for an additional examination in three nights. In the meantime, I prescribed a rigid joint immobilizer and instructed them to report any unusual sensations, particularly the impression of movement beneath the skin. Just this evening, however, they contacted my office to report an intermittent crawling sensation around the elbow. Excellent for me. My resident pointed out that the immobilizer may be irritating a superficial nerve. I made a note to investigate whether professional pessimism is contagious. #medchittr #medicalhorror #bodyhorror #clinicalhorror #medicalmalpractice #medicalabuse #unnecessarymedicalprocedures #invasivemedicalprocedures #misdiagnosis #unethicalexperimentation #patientdistress #jointabnormalities #muscledeformation #anatomicalhorror #fictionaldiseases #unreliablemedicalinformation
🧹🧽 <investigate bitches. tennis elbow. was obvious. admit self. mental ward. #medchittr #dumbass
i can't believe i'm agreeing with yxu. i shxuld get my thinkspxnge checked. - xx
[Comment: #001] Two physicians arriving at the same conclusion without conducting an examination. Remarkable. // Correction. Three, if we include the janitor. I suppose we can dispense with diagnostic medicine altogether and begin treating patients according to whichever diagnosis receives the most votes. Perhaps we could let the patients vote as well.
shxuld've had yxu cxnsult xn this guy. maybe yxu wxuld've caught the wxrms. - xx
xk man. what part xf this was individually identifiable. - xx
(V)(',,')(V) tennsi elbow all i gotta do is look aro℧nd n find sometone with that then like damn shitbr℧h thats ℧ from the post man
wxuld yxu believe it if i txld yxu there might be mxre than xne trxll with grasphinge pain xn all xf befxrus. - xx
patient made a mess xf my belxved sneakerjeans (rest in pieces) last light. nx big deal it's a culling center we've gxt dispxsables xut the wastechute. tell me why i didn't realize the grippy sxcks had affirmatixns xn the bxttxm until i txxk them xff. - xx #awesxme. #awesxme. #strxng. #awesxme. #strxng. #brave. #amazing. #awesxme. #strxng. #canwebudgetfxrsxmenewadjectives. #medchittr. #cullchittr. - xx
>-8==— they tend to feel very ccondesccending... especcially for the patients that may not feel awesome or strong. >-8==— like due to degenerative musccular atrophy... >-8==— i think we should request the ccute ones with stars on them...
>-8==— oh, and my ccondolencces about your shants...
yxu're cxxking. these are awesxme awesxme strxng etc. - xx
they gxtta put me xn #cw-self-harm watch after that fxr real. - xx #jxke. - xx