Gottah Secret
@canyouKeepit
what, are you a cop¿ I'm not sure what I’m here for now. curiosity perhaps.
one time in schoolfeeding this highblood had me do his homework for him and we were supposed to write down what we wanted to be when we were older. he never read the homework i usually did so i wrote down a short few paragraphs on why he wanted to enlist in the imperial military ASAP and the next night before class i literally saw the drones dragging him away kicking and screaming to go to a different, military academy i think. so if he'S out there uh my bad i guess
hilarious
[ENTRY 12550] [YOU ARE A LOYAL AND FAITHFUL SERVANT, JOURNAL. YOU HAVE STAYED BY MY SIDE. BEEN WITH ME ACROSS MY ENDLESS CHASE. I SHOULD GIVE YOU A NAME. SOMETHING WITH A C.]
12k entries in is when he decides to name it.
Blinks slowly. God King of Clowns thinks I'm funny for real Do I get a metal? A cookie? A shiny new badge? C'mon where are my bragging rights
you will get only the rarest of metals. teehee
Tungsten.....
because you deserve a W.
Everyone should wear maid dresses now💚
we typically do that on Monday.
rori is away taking care of florid and that means casper gets to delirious post until he falls asleep gaggle of key fucks assemble
I am in this episode too...
hi secret :)
hi Casper =:)
I like your emoticon
thank you, it is the closest approximation to my horns.
do they curl
they do. It's like a gentle slope similar to a (.
≈:)?
oh! That is much closer to my horns. I like it! ≈:)
Just remembered that I spent multiple days taking post dictation for Lord English.
that was a very funny arc.
See, Casper? I WAS funny about it.
he was genuinely more intimidating with proper capitalization and punctuation.
peanut m&m bigger than your average m&m but its actually less chocolate per chocolate
straight facts.
why are they pitying the truth secet
perhaps the find the fact a pity. perhaps they fear to accept the truth.
ohh he thinks he's soooo fucking smart
oh¿ everything alright¿
if you wish to talk about it at all, I am available. but I would also understand if you'd like to deal with the anger on your own.
I want to suddenly acquire the ability to explode someone with my mind.
I know very little about the limitations of such abilities someone like yourself can have, but perhaps with enough practice you could¿
From what I've gathered thus far: Frodo - Florid Sam - Peter Irving Smeagol/Gollum - Casper M!Galadriel - Ritchy Mouth of Sauron - Vesica Bilbo - Hursus Saruman - Aradym Haldir - Myself Tom Bombadil - Secret Aragorn - Sylink Gandalf - Nyrita Éowyn - Hexxes Shelob - Ms. Fortune Arwen - Lorn Faramir - Marqez Thranduil - Aphose Legolas - Rori Gimli - Doomed Rose Grima - Phynnie #chittrlotrcasting
damn se(ret (laimed tom bombadil
=:)
SO FAR WHAT I'VE GATHERED FROM THE TIMELINE IS THAT YOU ARE ALL SOFT-BELLIED, JELLY-SPINED AND *HORNY* IDIOTS. THANK GOD THE TROLLS OF MY TIMELINE HAVE BEEN WHIPPED INTO SHAPE.
why are you at the devil's sacrament then¿
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE WHOLE 'TRANSTIMELINE' BULLSHIT BACK DURING SGRUB, BUT NO. SOLLUX IS ALWAYS FINDING SOME HORRIBLE BACKDOOR INTO HELL AND THEN PLACING IT ON *MY* LAP FOR ME TO 'CHECK FOR THREATS'. PARANOID FUCK. GREETINGS 'CHITTR USERS', THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. THOUGH I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO SAY YOUR EMPEROR. I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND TO FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE OTHER THAN 'SOME BULLSHIT', BUT I THINK I'M MORE THAN ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO HANDLE WHATEVER IT IS THIS PLACE THROWS AT ME. WHAT? DO YOU THINK AN EMPEROR HAS NEVER DEALT WITH AN ONLINE MORON BEFORE? PLEASE, I WAS DOING THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU WERE GOD DAMN HATCHED. IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: BE PREPARED TO BEND THE KNEE AND GROVEL BEFORE YOUR FUCKING CREATOR IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: I WANT TO KNOW WHY. LET'S ALL HAVE A CHAT, SHALL WE? I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE KIND OF MIND NUMBING RAGE EXCRETIONS YOU FUCKING NOOKSTAINS CAN PILE ONTO MY MEAL PLATTER.
didn't we already have an evil god emperor Karkat a month ago on here¿ he lasted maybe less than a week before vanishing. no one is scared or impressed or even titillated. find a personality.