@tauntologicalCarrouser — #scripture
“Get nasty, bitch! And let the haters all motherfucking gag on it.” - Sideshows 8:1 #WORDSTOLIVEBY #inspiration #scripture
“There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked” - Colors 27:27 #Scripture #inspiration
"And the paint should represent our capriciousness, our ability to embrace change and be changed. The sun will set and the moons will rise and so will our paint change like the tides. Your evening application a prayer, to marr it with blood, a song." -Beginnings 12:52 THINK ON THESE WORDS AS YOU APPLY YOUR PAINT, MOTHERFUCKERS! LET IT SING IN YOUR SOUL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN SONG. #scripture #inspiration
“Motherfucker did I tell you to stop? Never stop, we’re gonna be dancing and drinking the most wicked of elixirs till the next sunset hits. We’re gonna be up in this bitch till the first motherfucker drops, then we know who the messiahs chose to go meet em first.” -Sacrament 3:34 PRAISE BE, MOTHERFUCKERS! NEVER LET THE OBSTACLES OF THE EVERY NIGHT KILL YOUR MIRTH! DRINK UP, AND GET TO IT! #scripture #inspiration
“Praise be, may elixir run like rivers, may face paint never run, may your mirth be ever present my wicked kin for the celebrations just begun” -Sacrament 3:12 DON'T YOU EVER LET THE GIBBERING SHIT HERETICS SPIT GET YOU THINKIN UNMIRTHFUL THOUGHTS OR TO TURN YOU FROM YOUR RIGHTEOUS WRATH, MOTHERFUCKERS! CELEBRATE YOUR WICKED SELF! WHOOP WHOOP! #scripture #inspiration
"SO REJOICE, MY SIBLINGS! Take life by the fuckin horns and RIP THEM OFF if you have to! CLAW YOUR WAY OUT OF DARKNESS WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN SMILE ON YOUR FACE, AND EAT AND DRINK TIL YOU'RE FIT TO BURST! You are ALIVE, and those MOTHERFUCKERS are dead by your hands." -Colors 39: 1-3 #scripture #inspiration
"Ain't no point in taking sides in a beef when both sides is wilin' out like fuckin' wrigglers. You want that beef squashed? Then pull out the strife deck and squash it like adults. You ain't on Alternia no more, my little ones. This the real shit." -Sideshows 16:20 PREACH IT, MY MOTHERFUCKERS! IF YOU'RE GOIN TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN FIGHT NIGHT, YOU MAY SEE A MOTHERFUCKER THERE. HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration #fightnight
“...And at the end of the night I watched them erect the Big Top. Their 'family' danced and sang and drank merry as the large tent eclipsed the rising sun, providing shade and shelter for all from its angry glare. I think that's when I first felt it, the camaraderie, the mirth. The MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY." -Carnivals 12:4 REMINDER TO YOU ALL! AT THE END OF THE FUCKIN NIGHT AND ALL THROUGHOUT THE MOTHERFUCKIN BURNING DAY, WE ARE FAMILY! HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration
“No fear, brothers and sisters, no fear of the waders, the brine-drinkers. There’s no mirth in the sea and no painting the water doesn’t wash off and you’ve got your hands on the righteous shit they won’t ever know. No fear of the waders, for you’re higher than them. You’re higher than anybody.” -Colors 33:4-7 #scripture #inspiration #WHOOPWHOOP
“The Vast Honk will deafen and take from us, and all together we’ll head on up and get our dance on through fire and over skulls and horns—” -Colors 18:19 #scripture #inspiration
SHORT ONE TODAY BUT NONE THE MOTHERFUCKIN LESS A GOOD ONE. “Waste all. Want All.” -Laughter 5:16 #scripture #inspiration
"Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I’ve told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you." -Beginnings 10:5-6 #Scripture #inspiration
"kin's kin but that shit complicated. if a motherfucker asks, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' some of us wanna say the faith. but ain't there room for a brother to stumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS TAINTED SHOULDERS WHILST HIS KNEES SHATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PROSTRATING HIMSELF TO HIS NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? only then can he realize his mistake. n' only then can he be reborn. BECAUSE WHEN THE VAST HONK RUPTURES OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAKS FROM OUR EARS ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOUS MIRTH. and nobody wants a tainted brother standing ...Read more
"AND LO, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS, KEEP A KEEN EYE ON THOSE WITH FLAGS A GUTTERBLOOD RED. HELL, KEEP LOOK OUT FOR THE FUCKIN GREEN AND PISS-COLORED ONES TOO. LOOK FOR ALL THE COLORS IN THOSE WAVING FLAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKIN GLORIOUS IN THEIR GAIETY! BE THE COLOR YOU WANNA SEE IN A FLAG, AND RUN LIKE A HOOFBEAST RIGHT AT THEM RED FLAGS WITH A WHOOP WHOOP!" HILARITIES 33:2-6 #SCRIPTURE #INSPIRATION
the~ gra~nd hi~ghblo~o~d's chi~tts a~re~ pro~ce~sse~d thro~u~gh myse~lf, Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~. I~ ha~ve~ the~ gre~a~t ho~no~r to~ scre~e~n the chi~tts he~ re~a~ds a~nd to~ a~ct a~s hi~s mo~st mi~rthfu~l scri~be~. a~ny mi~sta~ke~s be~ o~n my fi~lthy he~a~d. --zr THIS MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT WILL BE A PLATFORM WITH WITH WHICH I WILL SPEW THE HOLY WORD OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND BEAR WITNESS TO YOUR FUNNIEST AND MOST MOTHERFUCKING UNFUNNY DRIBBLINGS. "BE WATCHFUL OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STEPS, MY FAMILY, FOR THOSE WHO DARE DO FUCK AROUND WILL SURELY BE THE FIRST TO MOTHERFUCKING FIND OUT." -Sidesh...Read more