THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD
@tauntologicalCarrouser
(pfp/banner by bleaksqueak.tumblr.com) I AM THE MAIN MOTHERFUCKER. THE FIRST LAUGH AND LAST WORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CLURCH! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CHITTR OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN EDICTS & GENEROUS THOUGHTS!
people might hate me for this but i kinda fuck with the clowns ngl im like gen interested in how it functions im thinkin like dionysian cult where "madness" and indulgence in substances is seen as religious rites and shit kinda bangin fr, i love me some dionysus in my life
To shreds you s★y?
Man I wi2h I could r3chitt r3pli32
I DUNNO NO DIONYSIAN SHIT BUT WHAT SOME CALL MADNESS WE CALL THE MIRTH OF THE MESSIAHS MOVING THROUGH A MOTHERFUCKER! INDULGENCE IS A MOTHERFUCKIN NECESSITY TO EXPERIENCING THIS FUCKING GIFT AND TEST OF A BITCH ASS LIFE WE GOT! YOU FEELIN' THE MESSIAHS TOUCH ON YOUR SPIRIT, MOTHERFUCKER? HEED THE CALL!
yo~u~ ca~n. ju~st se~a~rch the~ wo~rds i~n the~ re~ply a~nd re~chi~tt i~t. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n
that clown preacher is kinda spittin
WHOOP WHOOP! I AM MORE THAN JUST A PREACHER, MY COLORFUL MOTHERFUCKER! I AM THE MOTHERFUCKIN HEAD OF THE CLURCH! YOU ONE THESE ALIENS LITTLE SISTER ZERLIN WHO RUNS MY FUCKIN ACCOUNT TOLD ME ABOUT?
COLORFUL HAIR IS ALWAYS A MOTHERFUCKIN PLUS. HOLD FAST TO THE COLORS YOU DO HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, EVEN IF YOU GOT SOME WEIRD MOTHERFUCKIN FEATURES, THE MESSIAHS SHAPED ALL SORTS OF FUCKIN ODDITIES TO EXPRESS THEIR MIRTH!
MAKE SURE MOTHERS AND FUCKERS TO START YOUR FUCKIN NIGHT WITH A BIG ASS MEAL. AIN'T NO WAY TO LIVE THIS FUCKIN GRAND JOKE IF YOU CAN'T START EACH NIGHT OFF WITH SOME FINE ASS DELECTABLES. WHOOP WHOOP! #inspiration
⚇ That's what I'm fuckin' sayinnnnngggg, biggest brother! Breakfast for me was a whole put of gumbo, 3 loaves of bread's worth of sandwiches and a Shrley Temple! ⚇
MOTHER FUCKING GLORIOUS, MY BROTHER! MY GRAND FUCKIN MEAL WAS A STACK OF PANCAKES AND A STACK OF WAFFLES TALL AS SISTER ZERLIN, SMOTHERED THAT SHIT IN FRUIT COMPOTE AND FRUITY PEBBLES, A TROUGH OF OINKBEAST STRIPS, A LITTLE LOG CABIN OF OBLONG MEAT TUBES FLOODED WITH SYRUP, A PLATTER OF EGGS MADE EVERY FUCKIN WAY, AND A MINI BAR OF MOCKTAILS BECAUSE YOUR GRAND MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS A CLEAR HEAD FOR HEARING OUT THE CLOWNSTITUENTS'S GODDAMN CONCERNS AND SOME HERETICS LAST JOKES. HONK HONK!
⚇ A meal worthy of the KING OF MOTHERFUCKING COLORS! ⚇ PRAISE BE THE HOLY IRON STOMACH HA HA HA HA HOINK!!! ⚇ Hope to see you in sermon sometime soon, biggest brother. ⚇ You are, of course, always welcome to when its my turn to spit and spin the wicked shit. ⚇
MY MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHER FUCKER I WOULD LOVE TO KICK AND SPIT WITH WITH YOU. WHEN I AM NOT SO FUCKIN OPPRESSED WITH ALL THESE FUCKIN DUTIES I WILL MAKE A VISIT TO SOME OF YOUR LESSONS AND HEAR YOUR WORDS!
mAkIng A nIcE lIttlE brEAkfAst I Am mAkIng pAncAkEs thEy wIll bE dElIcIOUs
A MOTHERFUCKIN GREAT WAY TO BREAK FAST! I'M GONNA HAVE SOME WITH FRUITY FUCKIN PEBBLES ON IT.
"kin's kin but that shit complicated. if a motherfucker asks, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' some of us wanna say the faith. but ain't there room for a brother to stumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS TAINTED SHOULDERS WHILST HIS KNEES SHATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PROSTRATING HIMSELF TO HIS NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? only then can he realize his mistake. n' only then can he be reborn. BECAUSE WHEN THE VAST HONK RUPTURES OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAKS FROM OUR EARS ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOUS MIRTH. and nobody wants a tainted brother standing next to him when the carnival comes to town." Colors 2:34- #scripture #inspiration
IndEEd bIggEst brOthEr! AmEn! :)
AMEN, LITTLE SISTER! HOW IS YOUR SPIRITUAL JOURNEY THIS DAY? HONK!
I hAvE spEnt tImE wIth thE fOrth clOwnfEssOr Of thE lAst 24 hOUrs And fEEl mUch bEttEr And hOlIEr! :) AmEn
MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACULOUS, LITTLE SISTER! GO FORTH AND SPREAD YOUR RENEWED MIRTH!
⚇ A-MOTHERFUCKIN'-MEN, BIGGEST BROTHER! ⚇
WHOOP WHOOP, MY BROTHER!
Oh, hmm It sEEms thE lAshIng hUrt mOrE thAn I ExpEctEd, gOOdnEss, wEll, I hAvE stOppEd All Of my IncOrrEct thInkIng fOr thE tImE... my pAn Is nIcE And clEAr, my sOUl Is prOpErly mIrthfUl, And thOUgh thE bOdy AchEs It Is Only A tEmpOrAry vEssEl pErhAps I shAll rEtUrn tO mAtEsprIt chIxIE thEn... lIE dOwn... fOr A fEw nIghts... (( #cw-AbUsE #cw-rElIgIOUs-trAUmA ))
WHOOP WHOOP!
-=[whaats it like to feel super super mad_☺]=-
A TRULY FREEING AND PURE FEELING, MY MUSTARD MOTHERFUCKER! TO LET YOUR RAGE FLY FREE AND FOCUSED TO RID YOURSELF OF ALL THAT WOULD STAND IN YOUR WAY IS JUST WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MOTHERFUCKING TROLL!
I can see wwhy folks nevver anger an ampora… I JUST BROKE MY FAVVORITE CHAIR…
THAT IS THE MOST ASS BACKWARDS AND UNTRUE FUCKING THING I EVER HAD READ TO ME! NEVER ANGER AN AMPORA? HONK HONK HONK! THAT'S ACTUALLY SOME FUNNY SHIT! MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME FUCKIN WORTH UNLIKE OTHER FISH I KNEW!
I havve a terrible temper perhaps
FUCKING GOOD. FEED THAT FUCKING FIRE.
GET #STICKY WITH IT!
THIS FOOL IS RIGHT! GET #STICKY WITH IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Man, now I'm gonna be thinking about grand purple guys all day
WHOOP WHOOP!
If Lord English was here (rest easy big dog lol) I'd invite him to kiss the big purple horror I'm chatting up right now
YAOI ?? ?? ?? FOR LITTLE FLORID ?? ?? ?? ?? I love you casper you're great
I~ wi~ll no~t be~ re~a~di~ng thi~s po~st to~ hi~m to~ a~vo~i~d e~xpla~i~ni~ng i~t to~ hi~m. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~ #ic
Why did the Grand Highblood ('s secretary???) mediate my Alani Nu post? Do we have time to unpack all of that?? Lmao???
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AN INFERIOR LIBATION!
I don't wanna appropriate your clurlture and grab a Faygo. Y'know? Whoop whoop and all that
hi~s fi~nge~rs a~re~ to~o~ bi~g fo~r the~ pa~lmhu~sk's scre~e~n ke~ybo~a~rd. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~ #ic
AND YET YOU WHOOP WHOOP. MAYBE YOUR HEART SINGS FOR A BETTER PATH IN LIFE, LITTLE RUSTIE? HONK HONK!
Ahh, pish posh. Only thing I stand to give the faith is paint and my bones once I go the way of the dodo.
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TOO RIGHT, LITTLE ONE! TOO RIGHT! HONK!
I AIN'T MESSIN WITH ALLAT NOISE