THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD
@tauntologicalCarrouser
(pfp/banner by bleaksqueak.tumblr.com) I AM THE MAIN MOTHERFUCKER. THE FIRST LAUGH AND LAST WORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CLURCH! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CHITTR OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN EDICTS & GENEROUS THOUGHTS!
⚇ Annnnd it's my wriggling day! ⚇ Blow a horn or some shit, we gotta get this bitch jumpin' ⚇ HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK ⚇
MAY YOU HAVE A MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING WRIGGLING DAY, MY FINEST BROTHER ISIDOR. MESSIAHS BLESS YOU WITH JAPES AND JOY AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THEM SMILE.
⚇ Your well wishes honor me, biggest brother! ⚇ I'M GONNA THROW A PARTY IN THE MESS HALL LATER IT'D BE A MOTHERFUCKER OF A TIME TO SEE YOU THERE!!! ⚇ MMFWCL! ⚇
I THINK A MOTHERFUCKER COULD MAKE TIME AND SHOW UP FOR ONE OF HIS BEST. HONK HONK!
⚇ 3 sweeps today. ⚇ May the Carnival raise you up, boardad. ⚇ Miss you. ⚇
MESSIAHS BLESSED YOU WITH A LUSUS SO RIGHTEOUS AS YOURS WAS, BROTHER ISIDOR.
cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth"
A GRAND MOTHERFUCKING GESTURE, LITTLE SISTER! YOU HAVE MY BLESSING FOR SUCH A MIRTHFUL GATHERING! WHOOP WHOOP!
“Praise be, may elixir run like rivers, may face paint never run, may your mirth be ever present my wicked kin for the celebrations just begun” -Sacrament 3:12 DON'T YOU EVER LET THE GIBBERING SHIT HERETICS SPIT GET YOU THINKIN UNMIRTHFUL THOUGHTS OR TO TURN YOU FROM YOUR RIGHTEOUS WRATH, MOTHERFUCKERS! CELEBRATE YOUR WICKED SELF! WHOOP WHOOP! #scripture #inspiration
Ah Uhm thAnk yOU bIggEst brOthEr, prAIsE bE thE mEssIAhs
PREACH, LITTLE SISTER! HONK!
lEttErs tO thE EmprEss 30:1 “whAt, whAddO yOU mEAn I tUrnEd On vOIcE tO tExt? whAtEvEr hOld On lEmmE jUst, dElEtE It- fUckIn tIny Ass pAlmhUsk, shItAss thIngs gOt A sEnd bUttOn nExt tO thE dElE-” A clAssIcAl lInE frOm scrIptUrE! AppArEntly AddEd UndEr thE InsIstEncE Of thE EmprEss hErsElf OncE thE nExt grAnd hIghblOOd cAmE IntO pOwEr! I hAvE hEArd A rUmOr shE kEpt It frAmEd fOr A bIt, I Am sUrE thE grAnd hIghblOOd thAt sEnt thIs mEssAgE wAs vEry prOUd Of thAt fAct, AmEn
A GOOD LESSON TO LEARN, AND MOTHERFUCKIN FUNNY TOO. THIS IS WHY I GOT SISTER ZERLIN TYPIN ALL MY SHIT FOR ME. MESSIAHS TRULY HAVE LESSONS TO TEACH US IN EVERYTHING!
dEvOtIOns 4:10 “blEssEd bE thE hErEtIc, fOr hE gIvEs Us sUch swEEt cOlOrs tO pAInt OUr hAlls wIth, thAnk Em fOr thAt gIft, mAkE sUrE tO mAkE It A lOng Ass thAnks my wIckEd kIn”
NO TRUER WORDS SPOKEN, LITTLE SISTER.
"SO REJOICE, MY SIBLINGS! Take life by the fuckin horns and RIP THEM OFF if you have to! CLAW YOUR WAY OUT OF DARKNESS WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN SMILE ON YOUR FACE, AND EAT AND DRINK TIL YOU'RE FIT TO BURST! You are ALIVE, and those MOTHERFUCKERS are dead by your hands." -Colors 39: 1-3 #scripture #inspiration
⚇ Motherfucking, YES, biggest brother! PREACH THAT SHIT GOOD AND HOLY! ⚇
FUCK YES, BROTHER! WAS GETTIN MY EAT ON AND FELT INSPIRED. MESSIAHS TRULY BLESS EVERY STROKE OF OUR FUCKIN PAINTINGS THAT WE CALL LIFE.
A MOTHERFUCKER IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE! #fightnight
‡ brother ur the grand highblood why tf are you going to fitenite. liǁ«e what ifsomeone beats da snot outta u. do they liǁ«e. become next grand highblood? grander highblood? bruh ‡
*、WH3R3 D0 I G0 T0 W4TCH THIS,,！⚡️
WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT IT, LITTLE GREY TEXT MOTHERFUCKER?
https://msparp.chat/fight_night_2_the_refightening I~t'll be~ he~re~. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n
"Ain't no point in taking sides in a beef when both sides is wilin' out like fuckin' wrigglers. You want that beef squashed? Then pull out the strife deck and squash it like adults. You ain't on Alternia no more, my little ones. This the real shit." -Sideshows 16:20 PREACH IT, MY MOTHERFUCKERS! IF YOU'RE GOIN TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN FIGHT NIGHT, YOU MAY SEE A MOTHERFUCKER THERE. HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration #fightnight
Oh, gOOdnEss... yOU ArE pArtIcIpAtIng In thE fEstIvItIEs Oh mIrthfUl OnE? I wIsh yOU thE bEst Of lUck, mEssIAhs wAtch OvEr yOU :) pErhAps I wIll wAtch...
⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOP ⚇
YOU GOT IT RIGHT, LITTLE SISTER! MAY THE MESSIAHS GUIDE MY MOTHERFUCKIN CLUBS AND CLAWS! GETCHA WATCH ON, IT'LL BE GLORIOUS.
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ ◕MG WAITTT Y◕URE G◕NNA BE THERE BIGGEST BR◕THER????? SHIT N◕W I REALLY G◕TTA G◕
On3 of th3 f3w thing2 I 233n from th3 clurch that I can g3t b3hind
PREACH, BROTHER! WHOOP MOTHERFUCKIN WHOOP!
YOU MOTHERFUCKIN BET I'LL BE THERE! HONK!
FIGHT NIGHT WAS MADE FOR SOME CLOWNIN! WHOOP WHOOP!
A2 th3 guy who mad3 fight night, no it w3r3nt lmao
AIN'T YOUR SHOW NO MO'!
“...And at the end of the night I watched them erect the Big Top. Their 'family' danced and sang and drank merry as the large tent eclipsed the rising sun, providing shade and shelter for all from its angry glare. I think that's when I first felt it, the camaraderie, the mirth. The MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY." -Carnivals 12:4 REMINDER TO YOU ALL! AT THE END OF THE FUCKIN NIGHT AND ALL THROUGHOUT THE MOTHERFUCKIN BURNING DAY, WE ARE FAMILY! HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration
AmEn!!! blEssEd bE!!!
FUCK YEAH, LITTLE SISTER! AND YOU BEST KICK THAT SHIT THAT'S GOT YOU FEELIN ALL LOW AND UNMIRTHFUL. PULL THROUGH AND GET YOUR SMILE ON.
“No fear, brothers and sisters, no fear of the waders, the brine-drinkers. There’s no mirth in the sea and no painting the water doesn’t wash off and you’ve got your hands on the righteous shit they won’t ever know. No fear of the waders, for you’re higher than them. You’re higher than anybody.” -Colors 33:4-7 #scripture #inspiration #WHOOPWHOOP
⚇ That's damn motherfuckin' right. ⚇ ⚇
MAKE 'EM FEAR THE SHORELINE IF THEY AIN'T GOT THE PUNCHLINE! WHOOP WHOOP!
“The Vast Honk will deafen and take from us, and all together we’ll head on up and get our dance on through fire and over skulls and horns—” -Colors 18:19 #scripture #inspiration
takes a big fat piss all over your lord douchebag worship scripture post.
Imagine being do juvenile that Casper fucking Cooper is defending a clown scripture post How old are you???? 5???
worshipping english is stupid. id say the same shit if this was a king in yellow scripture post.
the~ i~gno~re~ bu!tto~n he~lps me~ ke~e~p the~ Gra~nd Hi~ghblo~o~d fro~m bo~the~ri~n re~a~di~n a~nythi~n so~me~ a~li~e~n fu~ck ha~s to~ sa~y. pi~ss jo~ke~s i~s lo~w ha~ngi~n fru~i~t. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n
I don't think they worship Lord English. I don't think they even really know who he's supposed to be...they're Alternian and worship TWO Messiahs. in fact the worship of the Messiahs Made Flesh is a whole heretical Cult that's hunted down by the main branch of the Clurch. your interpretation of this scripture is misguided.
the~ he~re~ti~ca~l he~mo~ a~no~n i~s ri~ght. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n
SHORT ONE TODAY BUT NONE THE MOTHERFUCKIN LESS A GOOD ONE. “Waste all. Want All.” -Laughter 5:16 #scripture #inspiration
⚇ Sometimes the simplest is the holiest. ⚇
PREACH, BROTHER! FUCKIN TRUTH! HONK HONK!