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....What's interesting about it cant a quirky little red boy say some crazy shit sometimes
I'm kinda funny and Clowns like that shit.
hwy the ggrand highblood in my fucking notifciations agian LMAO
Blinks slowly. God King of Clowns thinks I'm funny for real Do I get a metal? A cookie? A shiny new badge? C'mon where are my bragging rights
was reading through one of kurlys old dusty scripture books the other day (i get bored sometimes ok) usually its just giggling at their jokes and stuff but one passage actually managed to stick with me this time Sideshows 3:22 "So much in this life, on the worlds we make are good and grand when you dont have a BITCH MOTHER FUCKER spewing shit in ya spongeclots about it. SO LIVE THAT GOOD LIFE BROTHERS AND SISTERS. And if a mother fucker tells you not to? THEN ITS YO MESSIAH GIVEN RIGHT TO SHED A MOTHER FUCKERS BLOOD IN THE MESSIAHS NAME! For your greatest sin is to live a life our messiahs couldnt laugh at" ...yeah...
sUffErIng 18:58 “rEmEmbEr lIl sIs, EvEn yOUr wOrst nIghts whEn yOU’rE thE wAstEchUtE Of thE jOkE, lEAst yOU gOt thE mEssIAhs lAUghIng At yOU, crAckIng grIns And gIgglEs whIlE yOU wIpE thE mUd OUt yO fAcE” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
At lEAst my wAlk tO thE gOOd brOthEr's hIvE Is nIcE thE mOOns ArE sO prEtty tOnIght I sUppOsE, I Am lOOkIng fOrwArd tO bEIng On thE pInk mOOn EvEntUAlly, thAt wIll bE qUItE nIcE. I wIll mIss AltErnIA bUt nOt All thAt mUch...
this is literally dionysian be definition that fucks so severely
thats kinda guro-core, and im a menhera bitch hittin me with the maichan's daily life/maichan no nichijou
⚜ [ Ya sure we can go wit dat our park gates always open ta dose dat wanna see what it's 'bout ]
i mean when i feel blue ill simply turn myself red and then im purple and thats my favourite colour treat my body like paint by numbers
people might hate me for this but i kinda fuck with the clowns ngl im like gen interested in how it functions im thinkin like dionysian cult where "madness" and indulgence in substances is seen as religious rites and shit kinda bangin fr, i love me some dionysus in my life
this ain't the Curree Clown arC or nothin', i don't think they'd take me even if i wanted to given how muCh i've railed against 'em 6efore 6ut like... like i reCognise the pu6liC serviCe they've 6een providin' now. u◡u
I feel of+en +imes. people +hese nigh+s like +o ha+e +hings. wi+hou+ even having a full concep+ of wha+ i+ is. +hey are disliking. which is a disservice +o bo+h par+ies. bu+ mos+ly oneself. pu+ some effor+ +o i+. know your enemy be++er +han i+ knows i+self.
i nEeD ThE BaD BiTcHeS To sTaRt dRoPpInG ThAt sHiT LiKe iT'S BuNs sTrAiGhT OuT Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG OvEn, BuT It aIn't eVeN AlL ThAt hOt rOuNd hErE. mAn, It's cOlD As sHiT. wHaT ThE FuCk. HoW CaN ThE ShOrTyS ThRoW AsS In tHiS TyPa wEaThEr? ShIt's uNgOvErNaBlE. :o(
⚇ Hehehe. ⚇ Usin' words like 'miraculous'? ⚇ You really *is* turning into one of us. ⚇ Boutta get your subjuggulate on real soon, huh? ⚇ Them bitches that abandoned you better get they watch on ;8) ⚇
glad it's entertaining if nothin' else. makes me realise how fuCkin' miraCulous it is i survived this long 6ein' so... i dunno the word.
⚇ Your heel turn has been fucking fascinating to watch ⚇
sgru6 gave me a new appreCiation for the ClurCh 6eCause it turns out that yeah some motherfuCkers need Culled and it's a lot more than i thought.
⚇ That's what the fuck is up, killa. ⚇ Pave the way and make 'em pay. ⚇ PEACE. ⚇
⚇ A meal worthy of the KING OF MOTHERFUCKING COLORS! ⚇ PRAISE BE THE HOLY IRON STOMACH HA HA HA HA HOINK!!! ⚇ Hope to see you in sermon sometime soon, biggest brother. ⚇ You are, of course, always welcome to when its my turn to spit and spin the wicked shit. ⚇
that clown preacher is kinda spittin
][- thats h0w th0se clurch fellas get y0u they p0st relatable shit t0 lure y0u in #dashwatching -]
⚇ That's what I'm fuckin' sayinnnnngggg, biggest brother! Breakfast for me was a whole put of gumbo, 3 loaves of bread's worth of sandwiches and a Shrley Temple! ⚇
mAkIng A nIcE lIttlE brEAkfAst I Am mAkIng pAncAkEs thEy wIll bE dElIcIOUs
H4V3N’7 7H1R57 P0573D 480U7 CL0WN5 1N 4 WH1L3 FUCK1N9 CR4ZY
EvErythIng wOUld bE mUch EAsIEr If thEy hAd jUst lEt mE bE A sImplE prIEstEss I thInk I wOUld hAvE bEEn A lOvEly prEAchEr A nIcE cOmmUnIty rElIgIOUs lEAdEr, On A lIttlE nOwhErE OUtpOst, prEAchIng thE wOrd Of thE dArk cArnIvAl I wOUld hAvE A lIttlE bIg tOp, And pErhAps A trAIlEr... And wE wOUld hAvE scrIptUrE stUdy sEssIOns On sAtUrdAys A nIcE grOUp brEAkfAst On sUndAys... sOmEtImEs thEy cOUld cOmE tO thE dOOr Of my trAIlEr, OUt bEhInd thE bIg tOp, And Ask mE 'sIstEr lOlAdA whAt sAy yOU Of thIs dIspUtE' And I wOUld UsE whAt I knOw Of thE scrIptUrE tO AnswEr It bUt, sUch Is nOt my lOt In lIfE blEssEd bE thE mEssIAhs...
thE wOrst pArt AbOUt tAkIng lAshIngs Is thE wOUnds On yOUr bAck ArE vEry lOng, And In A pArt Of yOUr bOdy thAt mOvEs And chAngEs A lOt, sO OncE A scAb fOrms yOU nEEd tO kEEp It stIll, Or rIsk It OpEnIng OncE mOrE lUckIly, thIs tImE I dId nOt rEqUIrE stItchEs, sO, vEry kInd Of thE clOwnfEssOr... AmEn
I dislike individuals who vape or use e-cigarettes. If you’re going to risk lung cancer, you should be risking it to smoke a menthol or a cigar like a MAN.
sUffErIng 9:10 "And hIs fAIth nEvEr wAvErEd, thAt Old sOng EchOEd thrOUgh thAt mOthErfUckErs pAn tIll thE flAmEs hAd lIckEd hIs skIn AwAy, And hIs bEllOwsAcks hEAvEd Only smOkE" #scrIptUrE #cw-dEAth #vIOlEncE
wEll... I sUppOsE, drAwIng A smAll AdvIcE sprEAd whIlE I wAIt wOUldnt hUrt... gOOdnEss, Im jUst sO tIrEd rIght nOw, Im splAyEd OUt AcrOss thE lOUngEplAnk AftEr trEAtIng my wOUnds Ah bUt lEt Us sEE whAt thE dEck sAys tEn Of wAnds InvErtEd thE hEIrOphAnt thE stAr hm... nO I- I dOnt thInk thAt cAn bE rIght, cErtAInly nOt. thE hEIrOphAnt fOr thOsE nOt AwArE Of #tArOt, Is mEAnt tO rEprEsEnt rElIgIOUs InstItUtIOns, bUt In thIs cAsE It Is In thE AvOId pOsItIOn Of A thrEE cArd sprEAd thE tEn Of wAnds sUggEstIng A bUrdEn... nO I thInk wE ArE dOnE wIth cArds fOr tOnIght
⚇ A-MOTHERFUCKIN'-MEN, BIGGEST BROTHER! ⚇
Oh, hmm It sEEms thE lAshIng hUrt mOrE thAn I ExpEctEd, gOOdnEss, wEll, I hAvE stOppEd All Of my IncOrrEct thInkIng fOr thE tImE... my pAn Is nIcE And clEAr, my sOUl Is prOpErly mIrthfUl, And thOUgh thE bOdy AchEs It Is Only A tEmpOrAry vEssEl pErhAps I shAll rEtUrn tO mAtEsprIt chIxIE thEn... lIE dOwn... fOr A fEw nIghts... (( #cw-AbUsE #cw-rElIgIOUs-trAUmA ))
I hAvE spEnt tImE wIth thE fOrth clOwnfEssOr Of thE lAst 24 hOUrs And fEEl mUch bEttEr And hOlIEr! :) AmEn
IndEEd bIggEst brOthEr! AmEn! :)
hey, wanna see a magic trick? [a video is attached with no audio. unquirk to view] [] #violence #murder
⚇ Goin' from Mafia shtick to law? ⚇ Now Messiahs strike me if I'm wrong. ⚇ But that shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. ⚇ Funniest shit a clown ever did hear. ⚇
I Am jUst, A tAd nErvOUs, bbUt It Is cOmplEtEly nOrmAl I Am mAkIng my wAy tO A clUrch rIght nOw sO I mIght spOEAk tO A clOwnfEssOr And fIx thIs prOblEm thEy wIll fIx It wIth hOly pEnAncE, A AmAn AmEn I mEAn
[T] The Gr] [T] The Grand Highblood.] [O] On chittr.com.] [H] Hahaha.] [A] Ahahahahahaha that is so fucking scary I'm going to go do work now ]
It Is sO UnfOrtUnAtE hOw mAny brOthErs And sIstErs Of thE fAIth dO nOt In fAct knOw hOw thE scrIptUrE spEAks On trEAtIng hEAthEn kIn hEAthEns In gEnErAl ArE wEll dOcUmEntEd, And... trEAtmEnt Of thEm Is nOt my fAvOrItE sUbjEct bUt Of hEAthEn kIn It Is ImpOrtAnt tO tEAch thEm prOpEr scrIptUrE And dOctrInE! wE dO nOt thrOw OUt thE kIn thAt hAvE strAyEd, wE lEAd thEm bAck tO thE pAth AmEn
[H] Honestly, know next to nothing about them.] [MISC.] 😔 I just get mad.]
[W] When you are violently intimidated by highbloods but somehow can manage to snap at one in particular...] [MISC.] "What dat mean"? 😥]
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ Amen!
EspEcIAlly ImpOrtAnt On thIs wEbsItE whErE mAny hEAthEn brOthErs And sIstErs spEnd tImE And AlsO mAny hIgh rAnkIng clUrchly InclOwnsItOrs lUrk In OrdEr tO mAkE sUrE thE hOly dOghmA Is mAIntAInEd, Of whIch I Am strIcly mAIntAInIng tO And hAvE nEvEr OncE wAvErEd In my fAIth AmEn, AmEn, AmEn
-=[ouuuh ive never been called that before heheeehe put me on a hawt dawg_☺]=-
THANK YOU FOR YOUR VOTE OF CONFIDENCE!
action; statement input; statement: thank you on f|orid's & casper's & maybe my beha|f too
Man, now I'm gonna be thinking about grand purple guys all day
You're gonna get my skull crushed 😭
This is like his version of that
If you were all big and powerful you'd have a secretary too
If Lord English was here (rest easy big dog lol) I'd invite him to kiss the big purple horror I'm chatting up right now
Ahh, pish posh. Only thing I stand to give the faith is paint and my bones once I go the way of the dodo.
⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest piety. Find me. Please." ⚇ ⚇ This is one of few entries in Hot Shit that wasn't by a Grand Highblood. This was from a Cardinal, known only to time as Cardinal Ganzfeld when the adults were exiled off planet for the first time. It didn't happen all at once, there just wasn't enough ships. ⚇ So they did it in waves. ⚇ Sending motherfuckers out to their kin in space. ⚇ ...No one knows what became of the Cardinal. ⚇ Or their moirail. ⚇ Lots of trolls got kinda...lost? To the system? In that period? ⚇ All we have left is this letter. ⚇ I like to think they found one another. ⚇ On some distant colony, far, far away from here. ⚇ They found one another. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ WICKED RHYME2 3:47 i'm in bli22 my cadaver2 drive a gathering Of 2treet2 Of gleeful peOple 2EEING THE DECEA2E'2 ADVANCE the ri2en are ridden with rhythm and dance DIG UP 2OME FLE2H WITH PLENTY OF MOLD di2ea2e i2 appea2in' fOr RICKETY BONE2 and make it 2aucy, with a hOt incantatiOn DOMINION I2 2ERVED WITH A BUBBLING, 2PIRITED, VIBRANT 2UBJUGATION. -Elder GhO2t #viOlence #gOre #hOrrOr #2cripture #clOwn #clurch #mirth ○ ● ○
...oVerautonomous beasts with no leash...under no banner bearing fang and teeth at eVerything that passes...turning backs as their peers writhe in the mud...realiZing theres no one to pull them out...only crawling hands that sink their fingers into their flesh and pull them back into the muck by their tendons...only when heathens hurt from a lack of it do they finally understand the Value of uplifting their siblings...we would accept them back into the fold anyway...losing your way in the woods temporarily doesnt eXclude you from getting back on the path...
my ass hates to sea my mouth writin cheques
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW #Laughing #WithYou :o)
Your what playlist? You must 8e kidding! #Laughing #AtYou ::::)
⧃ FIGHT NIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT. All caps for attention. #FightNight hours are going to be altered a bit going forward. It will now happen from 2 to 9 (EST). This is a few less hours, but at the same time, a lot less time for me to devote to not doing my actual job on Thursdays. Otherwise, everything will be the same.
>+. HGHGGHHH. I'M? VIOLENT .+<
wE'rE pAilIng to my mix. and i'm not skIppIng two trucks.
⚇ "Paint the way; make them pay" ⚇
Honk! #juniorbadgedyou
:o3 WH00P WH00P!!
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP! ⚇
⚇ DAMN straight, biggest brother! ⚇
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP TO THE KING OF MOTHERFUCKING COLORS! ⚇ PRAISE BE HIS MIRTHFUL CROWN AND MAY ALL BOW BEFORE HIS HOLY RAGE! ⚇
_ its, [Ra]ge, [S]he [Ge]ts, [I]t [Fr]om me, [I] [Th]ink
c< "OHHH, but KaraMa's just tHe Happy girl, sHes just tHe barteNder, sHes just tHe blacKsMitH, sHe wOuldNt Hurt a fly if it wasNt 4 eNtertaiNMeNt" i Have cOMMitted atrOcities tHat Have left tHe eMpire flabbergasted wHeN i was a wriggler i Murdered several dOzeN clOwNs 4 tHe siNgle MOtive Of REVENGE yOu waNt ME? ME OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE? TO SIT DOWN AND DO FUCK ALL???? IVE DONE FUCK ALL BEFORE NOTHING GOOD CAME FROM IT .... we cONtaiN Multitudes aNd rigHt fucKiNg NOw? yall get 2 see tHe OTHER HALF THIS IS THE SIDE THAT BURNS CLURCHES THIS IS THE SIDE THAT FEEDS BASTARDS TO THE CANNIBALS I AM KARAMA MOTHERFUCKING GOLTHI I AM THE ROGUE OF FUCKING TIME AND BY THE STARS ABOVE I WILL REND ALL BEFORE ME A BLOODY RUIN IF I MUST >c
blEssEd bE bIggEst brOthEr! AmEn!