@piousPorcine — #scripture
⚇ Parables 31:4 ⚇ "The wind battered Perrius as he ascended the mountaintop, bitter cold biting into his flesh as his skin was tortured by the rocks and debris. Eventually, after a long turmoil, Perrius stood at the mountain's peak, staring out over the moonlit valleys and the distant light of civilisation. There, he stood nude against the elements, pondering why the hell the Messiahs had sent him up on this quest. What was it for? He would surely die up here. What was the purpose? The meaning? And in but a moment he understood. There was none. This was all just a big practical motherfucking joke." ⚇ #...Read more
⚇ Hilarities 26:6 ⚇ “We're all gonna get our ticket punched, little brother. Ain't no point borrowing grief from the future- just trade the jokes while you got 'em and make sure they're funny.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 48:84 ⚇ "I reckon when all's said and done, I'll go out happy. Maybe I'll be cut down in battle, maybe I'll be old and leery, maybe I'll get donkeypunched too hard by a brother. But even if I dropped right here, right now? I'd head on up to the Messiahs and tell them I'm satisfied." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering 64:53 ⚇ "Whatsa matter, lil' gutterblood? You thought you could get away? You were all kindsa proud to deny the messiahs behind the screenfeed! What? Scared to say it to my face now? YOU MOTHERFUCKING SCARED?" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 23:28 ⚇ "And they shun us, kin. The wider shitbloods fear us, the midblood scum revile us, the wader bastards look down on us. But this does not mean we are wrong." spoke Kurvil, the preacher I had come to find pity in my heart for so many moons ago. "Yes they look upon us with scorn but we are alike in our strangess. Smack a bone and that shit's fit to break, my kindred, but if three sets of hands set to block that attack it will never land. United in mirth, twinned in rage, together in glory." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Colors 32:18 ⚇ "And when all's said and done the Messiahs handed you your ticket the second you first smiled. Keep that whimsy, that verve, that fire, my scary ass kin, it's what got you here in the first place and it'll carry you on through the gates of Shangri-La to the Carnival beyond. Get our peep on for the greatest show." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 14:32 ⚇ "I’ll sing out my praises with wicked flow to the messiahs who saw fit to smile on me. I’ll praise and shout how I’m greatly blessed, I’ll cry and weep how I’m not fucking worthy; their claws are in my soul, in the shape of my body, in the beat of my pusher. Oh, my holy kin, we are color and light inside. We are stardust. Hands raised and faces laughing, spitting sick and delirious, together in glory.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Hot shit, Flush Letters 12:2 ⚇ “When my feet touch soil again I’ll make my way to you. Take me as you like, heart of my heart; throw me down and fuck me under night sky and the Messiahs will only hear me sing praise out louder. I’m hollow as a thunderstruck tree for you, sister. I need you like starving needs food, like rage needs mercy, like sin needs forgiveness, like pain needs pleasure.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
⚇ Blood 40:3 ⚇ "The holy violence is tattooed in us down to our bones, kin. I see the way your eyes light up when a lowblood motherfucker tries it. There is prayer in the breakage of bones and there is penance in bleeding and to inflict that on others is a motherfucking mercy because that shit is the closest they will ever get to laying their fronds on the beauty we get to see every day. So go forth my scary ass kindred, and make them all sing the holy screams of agony." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #violence ⚇
⚇ Colors 27:27 ⚇ "There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 9:42 ⚇ "Mighty, the righteous. Righteous, the mighty.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 12:4 ⚇ "...And at the end of the night I watched them erect the Big Top. Their 'family' danced and sang and drank merry as the large tent eclipsed the rising sun, providing shade and shelter for all from its angry glare. I think that's when I first felt it, the camaraderie, the mirth. The MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 12:28: ⚇ "All you motherfuckers are gonna die. EVERYBODY! You're dying every day...constantly! I'll kill myself right motherfucking now, and still won't die. TRY ME! WICKED CLOWNS NEVER DIE!" #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #self-harm #suicide #But only facetious mentions. Worth a tag anyway tho I guess I ain't tryna get banned. ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 45:5 ⚇ “Let your spade burn hot, drive you up and make you great. In this motherfucking way your kin will increase you and I’m not just talking about your bulge, LOL.” #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 11:1 ⚇ "Stygian spade of mine you are truly loathsome. Your smile sticks in my thinkpan and makes a motherfucker downright steam with broiling fury. I am driven to my highest heights in attempts to outdo you, and let us never be parted in our competition. All that said next time I see you, best make sure that fine ass is prepared." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
⚇ Conviction 71-12: ⚇ “Every bone has a point for breaking. Every motherfucker crawled out wrong, and all we lowly motherfuckers can do is play catch-up. There’s work for doing, kin, to earn your ass the ticket messiahs handed you for free.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 42:49 ⚇ "-For even laying with your matesprit is worship and prayer. Enjoying the life they gave you, living it to the fullest, and feeling all of the whimsy and joy that comes with it is the highest form of thanks a motherfucker can give. Your life is your own- live it and love it. Messiahs be blessed." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 60:40 ⚇ “Oh that I’m of use to you, all times and ways and places, my idle rest is to watch your show and my dreaming to hear the holy motherfucking noise.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 9:78 ⚇ “Fill the night enough full of holy deed and you’ll have no need of sopor to bless you with dreaming.” #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering 8:4 ⚇ "YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING, MOTHERFUCKER!" spoke Martyr the Nameless, dubbed as she was for being so motherfucking old ain't no one remember her name. "THESE FLAMES BURN MY SKIN BUT THEY STOKE MY SPIRIT. LOWBLOOD FILTH THAT YOU ARE, YOU'LL FEEL THESE FLAMES A THOUSAND-FOLD AND YOU'LL HEAR THE SCREECH OF MY LAUGHTER THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WHILE. BURN! BURN! FEEL THE ASHES OF MY SACRIFICE CHOKE YOUR LUNGS AND STAIN YOUR BONES! YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE!" -Quote from Martyr the Nameless, executed by lowbloods during a minor uprising. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture...Read more
⚇ Angels 66:44 ⚇ "Though death is not to be feared it is not to be sought, either. Your time will come but to hasten the Messiahs plan is heresy and those foolhardy enough to throw themself on the sword in some dumbass plan to deify themself will have their ticket torn most bastardly." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ because some motherfuckers are asking me share or whatever. ⚇ i got another passage for y'all. ⚇ Hilarities 90:1 ⚇ “Take all you can grasp in your greed and your lust. If something you want comes to your fronds, motherfucker, take it and run like it’s yours.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ #scripture ⚇ Conviction 4:55 ⚇ "For the great punchline is yet to come, faithful, and even this shit you can yet bear." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
⚇ we back again with some more scripture. ⚇ angels 8:8 ⚇ ‘I suffer pain, and want become need…I am allowed no motherfucking means to make resistance. I wait for death, brothers. Pour one out for remembrance of my soul’.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ got some more scripture for your ass. ⚇ this one's pretty fuckin' important. ⚇ its how trolls got mothafuccin made. ⚇ BEGINNINGS 1:2 ⚇ “When it started we had fuck-all but dark. And so it stayed until Messiahs pulled back the curtain and said ‘let’s get this motherfucking party started’. And they threw stardust down and it hit mud and it made dirtbloods, baked all dry enough like they could crumble if you breathed wrong. And it hit water and it made waders; wet, cold, mirthless salty motherfuckers with too much eye for their own motherfucking sparkle. But where it hit oceanside it made trolls out...Read more
⚇ HOINK. ⚇ Testaments 8:2 "When it all goes down, brothers and sisters, the only ones you'll be able to rely on is you and your siblings. Not even quads, not even other highbloods. All will scorn you for your faith, such is the lot of the Mirthful Faithful. Lowbloods will condemn you. Waders will try to break you beneath their heel. But you will not bend. You will not break. For you will be bolstered by your family. As you will bolster them." ⚇ " #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ For His High Hilarity himself. ⚇ Revelries 2:15 ⚇ "For not a troll was ever made, who didn’t fuck up nightly; never a faithful hatched who deserved their seat at the show." ⚇ AND Revelries 2:20 ⚇ "Never will we be anything but loud, nitty-gritty dirty little freaks. Lo, pour elixir and raise a glass.” ⚇#mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #doublefeature ⚇
⚇ One more for the road ⚇ if only just to piss off that angry little hateslut stinkin' up my mentions ⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 6:9 ⚇ "Abhorrent motherfucker that you are you are lucky that I even give you the time of day. Infuriating insect, you could be so much better- so much more INTERESTING and TOLERABLE if only you would put that mouth to something more useful than yapping on about how much you hate me. Get low, real motherfucking low, lower yourself to the only station you deserve to be in between my legs and hoisted onto my bulgemeat." ⚇ "#mirthfulchittr #clownposting #nsfw #scripture ⚇
⚇ seein a lot more clowns around ⚇ so i guess i'll spit some more scripture while i got it on the mind. ⚇ sideshows 10:10 ⚇ "Why the hell would you ever be fake? Messiahs don't take pretty to that kinda shit because no one can see you better than them. You are you, proudest of motherfucking bearing. Let all others bow down and those that wont have they skulls crushed most hastily." ⚇ #clownposting #mirthfulchittr #scripture ⚇