Isidor Suidae
@piousPorcine
⚇Scripture Schoolfeeder of Battleship Dark Carnival ⚇ several sweeps in the stars and several more to come ⚇ GONNA BE GRAND HIGHBLOOD SOMEDAY JUST YOU MOTHAFUCCIN WAIT. ⚇ <3< @disturbedAperture
⚇ Beginnings 12:52 ⚇ "And the paint should represent our capriciousness, our ability to embrace change and be changed. The sun will set and the moons will rise and so will our paint change like the tides. Your evening application a prayer, to marr it with blood, a song." ⚇
⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ we postin' heights? ⚇ i'm only at first molt so i ain't full height yet. ⚇ but i think 8'4 is pretty respectable :8] ⚇
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
♰ :) @piousPorcine ♰
⚇ throwing the @ at me in public. ⚇ on a *rankmaid* post. ⚇ dirty <3< ⚇
⚇ Suffering 64:53 ⚇ "Whatsa matter, lil' gutterblood? You thought you could get away? You were all kindsa proud to deny the messiahs behind the screenfeed! What? Scared to say it to my face now? YOU MOTHERFUCKING SCARED?" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
♰ i'll say it to your face alongside so much more :) ♰
⚇ how you gonna be a painted purple and publically shun scripture ⚇
>--D=Although=I=am=not=a=deep=believer=in=the=Dark=Carnival=as=I=was=never=formally=inducted=I=have=to=nonetheless=state=how=much=I=enjoy=all=the=scripture=posted=on=this=site=thank=you=very=much=highblood=:)//<
⚇ #nowplaying ICP, Tilt-A-Whirl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFXPOdb7hdc ⚇
I may have stayeX up a bit too late reaXing some wonXerful scripture. \ It's so rare I get to reaX much of anything at all besiXes rulebooks anX the like, so this was a granX experience. \ Thank you kinXly @piousPorcine for your XeXication to sharing. / Now, I must away! \ Lest I oversleep for the morrow's granX journey sunwarXs to meet Team Brazen in epic combat. \
⚇ Carnivals 23:28 ⚇ "And they shun us, kin. The wider shitbloods fear us, the midblood scum revile us, the wader bastards look down on us. But this does not mean we are wrong." spoke Kurvil, the preacher I had come to find pity in my heart for so many moons ago. "Yes they look upon us with scorn but we are alike in our strangess. Smack a bone and that shit's fit to break, my kindred, but if three sets of hands set to block that attack it will never land. United in mirth, twinned in rage, together in glory." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
yO My mOsT PiOuS BrOtHeR.
nOtHiMg mUcH JuSt rEaDiNg tHiS HeRe sCrIpTuRe aNd pRaCtIcInG My fUcKiNg uNiCyClE.
I hope you Xo not minX if I go through the rest of what you have, sir schoolfeeXer. \ It is not my place to comment on the most whimsical anX sicknasty teachings, but your worXs fill me with the inspiration to reflect on how they've guiXeX me, even if the exact scripture may be foreign to me. / Please Xo smack me upsiXe the heaX if you finX this behavior uncouth. / Now then! / This one I quite like. / It is true, the ManifolX Table is beset by enemies upon all siXes, from above anX below. / We fight the enemy without, thus we must never finX an enemy within. \ It is only through our unity we can truly conquer all, leaving Xestruction within our wake anX the mournful cries of whichever survivors the High Huckster has XecrieX will be the funniest to leave in orXer to spreaX worX of our exploits. / Team work, truly, makes the Xream work! /
⚇ now YOU motherfucker. ⚇ you i like. ⚇ ain't often a lil' brother like yourself. ⚇ gets to actually engaging with the texts. ⚇ you ever consider being a clownvert? ⚇
Ah, well- It woulX be a honor, to be certain! \ But... / one I am unworthy of, unfortunately. \ My place is serving my liege, anX the rest of the ManifolX Table. \ To be certain, we Xo crusaXe against non-believers, but I am but a servant of servants. /
⚇ and you know your place, too. ⚇ a brother could get used to this. ⚇ should come party on Battleship Dark Carnival sometime ;8] ⚇ HOINK ⚇
You honor me, sir. \ If my traveling companions are ever in the area, I am sure they woulX visit even without my input. \
⚇ glad to hear it. ⚇ you just holler if a brother's out my way. ⚇
⚇ Elixirs 24:4 ⚇ "Instead of wasting the pretty glitter ass bottle of Faygo when you're done with it, get crafty as a ninja about it. Cut off the tops and place candles in them motherfuckers, let the colors dance and whirl like the Carnival itself touched your hive." ⚇
So wise! / After me anX the ManifolX Table Xefeat our foes, we make sure to use every part anX let nothing go to waste. /
⚇ thats wassup, my lil' lowblood friend. ⚇ got more decency than most of your color. ⚇
Thank you SchoolfeeXer (in lieu of whichever title might be best suiteX to a man of the cloth anX the wroth such as yourself, whatever position you may holX within the hilariarchy). \ I can not exactly claim to be a member of the faith myself, being unworthy, but all my closest frienXs anX companions are aviX hucksters anX funnymen, so I've pickeX up some teachings over the sweeps. \ I quite enjoy your "Chittr account" /
⚇ glad to see it ain't impossible for gutterbloods to have the respect they should have. ⚇ you aight, and yeah, Schoolfeeder Suidae is the correct title for me now. ⚇ though it feels weird saying it lmaoooo. ⚇ i got my first solo class next pass. ⚇
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⚇ all rumble spheres is good rumble spheres. ⚇ don't matter if you got bigass honkers or lil' honklets. ⚇ #nsfw ⚇
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⚇ took me some time to settle on my paint too. ⚇ but eventually? ⚇ THAT SHIT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM. ⚇ i was in a funhouse full of mirrors. ⚇ and in all of them i was shamed with blank face. ⚇ except for one. ⚇ where i was wearing my beautiful paint. ⚇ so i stepped into that mirror and ain't never look back. ⚇ #Mirthfulchitter #clownposting ⚇
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⚇ messiahs always had a plan for your paint though BLESS UP. ⚇
anyone else th!nk!ng about gett!ng horn p!er<!ngs or just me...
⚇ a brother has been considering it. ⚇ ngl. ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 14:3 ⚇ “It’s not a wise one who leaves the place of their motherfucking heart untimely. No laughter in the suffering of those early lost of their quadrants so rest you with heart and spade and club and diamond and speak of the fucking Hilarity to each other.” ⚇
⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇