Isidor Suidae
@piousPorcine
⚇He/him. ⚇ Scripture Schoolfeeder of Battleship Dark Carnival ⚇ If you've got a feelin', I've got a passage for yo' hungry ass. ⚇
⚇ Goin' from Mafia shtick to law? ⚇ Now Messiahs strike me if I'm wrong. ⚇ But that shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. ⚇ Funniest shit a clown ever did hear. ⚇
⚇ I read plenty. ⚇ Or did you all up and forget the whole Schoolfeeder of Scripture shit. ⚇ The only thing keeping me from Titling is my age. ⚇
READING ONTO THE RECORD! "scripture" is not a book
⚇ It's more a book than yo' ass could ever get to readin'. ⚇ Honestly ain't convinced you can. ⚇ You sure you ain't using TTS to read my shit out, lil' ad homienem? ⚇ Make sure to use one wit' a sexy voice, okay? ⚇
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! SHUT THE FUCK UP if i used TTS you would be assigned the fucking driest voice possible. like a documentary narrator. the contrast between that & the incoherent hoofbeastshit you're spewing would be the closest you've ever been to being funny
POINT OF ORDER! also i'm prolific on both badreads & stochasticterrorgraph & they don't hang out fucking jurisceration doctorates to people who can't READ your assertion is a FARCE
⚇ Two messages? All for me? ⚇ You shouldn't have. ⚇ Also don't get so testy! ⚇ I thought maybe they'd made a special exception for you since they pitied yo' cullbait ass so bad. ⚇ Maybe you got a secret moirail on staff? ⚇ One that isn't the like like motherfucker, that is. ⚇ You strike me as the type to get low with a lil' infideliterror if it gets you ahead in yo' career! ⚇ HA HA HA HA HOINK ⚇
⚇ I ain't makin' any kinda comment on Corvoe. ⚇ This is about *you*. ⚇ I fw Corvoe heavy ⚇
POINT OF ORDER! well, i wouldn't do that to them. anyways INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PROSECUTION! in what world would i *not* be really into legislaceration legitimately. memorizing the precise wording of different statutes & rulings, finding loopholes to exploit, passionately monologuing to the jury, occasionally culling some asshole on the other team for no real reason, etc., how is that not exactly my niche. this is my SHIT fair & square
⚇ HAH HAH HAH HOINK! ⚇ I'm just playin' wit' you, fucknuts. ⚇ ...Yeah. ⚇ Honestly? ⚇ It sounds like some shit you'd be all over like a fuckin' weevil. ⚇ Ain't ever gonna deny a motherfucker they passions. ⚇ ⚇ Blood 20:30 - “For we are nothing but troll at the end of the night. We answer call to Empress and Mother Grub and the white hot passion that runs through the veins of every motherfucker hatched. To fight is to live, to bleed is to grow strong. Your brother who fights harder than you will inspire forth further holy violence from you." ⚇
⚇ Currently watching The Angel Wears Pradiation. ⚇ Because the kids tell me I need to know more about fashion sense. ⚇ Which I'm sure is some kind of filthy burn but whatever ⚇ I'm mostly just invested in Meryyl Screech's hair. ⚇
i really am lmfao but, you also can’t trust me not to use it as an excuse to dress you in the most ridiculous getup imaginable
⚇ C'mon man. ⚇ Surely you can put aside your fetish for humiliating me for one day so we can get our fuckin' fits on. ⚇
lmfao i dunno man i am pretty hooked on seeing the embarrassment and fucking cracking up over it #nsfw enough
MERYYL SCREECH IS MOTHERFUCKIN PEAK. GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN WATCH ON THAT FINE FUCKIN THESPIAN!
⚇ The sleeping piggie says no biggie :8) ⚇
⚇ Revelries 72:100 ⚇ "The giggles and guffaws can be found everywhere! The Messiahs sprinkle them out and around to make sure that everyone has a chance of finding the holy mirth. Search high and low, sister, 'cause I guarantee you'll find something to smile about sooner rather than later!" ⚇ #Scripture #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇
⚇ This could be the snort of something pig ⚇
⚇ Disrespectful ass MOTHERFUCKERS! ⚇ AIN'T WORTH SHIT! ⚇ AIN'T EVEN WORTH THE EFFORT I'D GO THROUGH TO MAKE PAINT OF 'EM! ⚇ TODAY'S SCRIPTURE LESSON WILL BE ON SACRIFICE AND BLOODLETTING. ⚇
what c/)uld have P(\SSIBLY inspired u 2 make this p/)st i am s/) curi/)us
w/)w chill tf /)ut, man i can’t g/) pry int/) ppls pers/)nal lives 2 learn abt pe/)ples drama anym/)re sighhh
⚇ For breakfast, I'm cooking for myself! ⚇ Wanted to remember my lusus today, so we got a tray of lasagna, wine basted hopbeast and rosemaimy and lamb meatballs in artichokehold ragu. ⚇
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⚇ Not a lot of time? You ignorant motherfucker. ⚇ Like I didn't spend the first 10 sweeps of my life with him. ⚇ Like I didn't go through my toughest moments with him as the wind in my sails. ⚇ The sun at my back. ⚇ Don't you EVER presume to know what my relationship with him was like. ⚇ I will cut you down and leave your body to bake in the sunlight. ⚇ Get pecked apart by omensquawkfiends. ⚇
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⚇ Even so. ⚇ It isn't short now. I'm only 12 and a half ⚇ And he'll never stop meaning the world to me. ⚇
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⚇ Today's breakfast is like 500 pierogies, 12 burgers and handful of hot dogs. ⚇
⚇ Awh, motherfucker, I got like...A class to take. ⚇ I'll eat 20 hot dogs tomorrow. ⚇
⚇ Now what you ain't gonna do is insult my motherfuckin' schoolblock. ⚇ These kids need to learn the meaning of discipline. ⚇ They can survive an hour without food. ⚇
⚇ I ain't shed no blood in a hot minute. ⚇ I'm goin' soft. ⚇ Maybe this is the Messiahs sayin' I gotta dig my claws in. ⚇ If not into them. ⚇ Into some other meat. ⚇
⚇ Hate it when they get all cutesy. ⚇ Fuck you got to be smilin' at each other for? ⚇ Makes my tusks ache. ⚇
⚇ Took sermon today. ⚇ There's really nothing like riling the crowd up like that ⚇ Working everyone up into a fever pitch ⚇ Really feeling the power of the Messiahs in the room. ⚇ The kids ain't seen me do that before now. ⚇ GOD, the sparkle in their motherfuckin eyes! ⚇ That was purest motherfuckin' BELIEF and FAITH right there! ⚇ I could never leave this family. ⚇ MY family. ⚇ OUR family!!! ⚇
sounds fuckin dope man. yall clowns seem chill
⚇ Fuck yeah brother ⚇ We just tryna get down with the wicked shit, know what I mean? ⚇
⚇ Now listening: ⚇ ⚇ Super Trouper - Abbaration ⚇
⚇ You already know what the fuck it is. ⚇ 20 hot dogs, 3 large bowls of Honey Nut Leerios, a tray of moobeastmeat burritos with refried beans, this huge slab thing of chocolate... and a coffee. ⚇ Kinda light for my usual, but I'm behind on lesson planning. ⚇
⚇ ...Maybe I should go back to the cafeteria for some of that wicked lookin' chocolate baking slab I saw... ⚇
⚇ Alright, breakfast today comes with suggestions so thanks to @inspectingPickles and @emotionalCorpse for giving me stuff to eat HA HA HOINK. ⚇ I picked up a tower of French Toast there's like 18 of these things here, and a serving tray full of molletes I'm counting roughly 12 of em. ⚇ Then I also grabbed four large flavor discs ⚇ And a tray of spicy fries. ⚇ A roast cluckbeast and OH OH AND!!! ⚇ The Cafeteria has started giving me these wild hogfiend shaped biscuits they're calling 'Isidor treats'? ⚇ I dunno what made 'em do THAT but they taste GOOD! ⚇ So I have a jar of those. ⚇
⚇ I've been ordered to post but I'm not sure what about so I'm taking suggestions for tomorrow's huge breakfast ⚇
French Toast! Not sure if you have an equivalent on Alternia, but it's when you dip stale bread in a custard-y mix of eggs and milk and nutmeg (at least how I make it), and then cook it up on a skillet! Bagel with lox is also good, some donuts perhaps? Sausage patties or links, could be good too!
⚇ What kind of ass backwards species wouldn't invent French Toast? It's on the list. ⚇
Oh thank goodness. I love a big stack with strawberry compote on mine.
⚇ Oh hell yes shout of the fucking sweep. ⚇ Added to the list with fuckin' gusto. ⚇
⚇ Ten hot dogs was NOT enough I'm wastin' away here ⚇
look, man, there's one thing i'm dedicated to and it's the bit. now get on the fucking stretcher
⚇ Now Playing ⚇ ⚇ The Hatchlings 'Gotta Get Away' ⚇
⚇ Some of you motherfuckers have like. ⚇ 8 bitches in one quadrant. ⚇ And don't get me wrong. ⚇ I don't give a fuck about you flooding your quads. ⚇ I just wonder how the fuck you work that shit out when it comes to, like, drone season? ⚇ Or even just your general day to day schedule? ⚇ So if you got 8 bitches. ⚇ That's a bitch for each day. ⚇ But what if their schedules conflict with each other? ⚇ What about your *you* time? ⚇ What about your job???? ⚇
8=l < Harder than it sounds 8=l < But manageable 8=l < Though granted I don't have eight
8=l < Technically, I abandoned Olympus 8=l < My former apprentices do the job I once did 8=l < My current real responsibility is summed up as 8=l < If you'll e%cuse my e%cruciable f001 language 8=l < F*ck all 8=l < Though that will be changing in the ne%t month or so
⚇ Ugh, only a light breakfast today. ⚇ I don't got time for my usual, so it's just 10 hot dogs. ⚇
I Will Refrain From Taking A Bite, As You Only Have So Much Food To Sustain Yourself Tonight. #sympathetic