Isidor Suidae
@piousPorcine
⚇He/him. ⚇ Scripture Schoolfeeder of Battleship Dark Carnival ⚇ If you've got a feelin', I've got a passage for yo' hungry ass. ⚇
⚇ There's still a rock in my shoe :8( ⚇
⚇ GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ⚇ REMEMBER TO NEVER GET BETTER! ⚇ STAY MAD AT STUPID SHIT! ⚇ RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!!! ⚇ DIE FOR FOREVER!!!!!!!! ⚇
♦ a HOO HOO! gOOd evening, actually!! always get better! be Happy and stupid and cOntrary! Heal yOur relatiOnsHips! live til tHe stars die!! :O) a HOO HOO HOO!! ♣
⚇ Sibling I respect the fuck outta you ⚇ Because of our shared clownery ⚇ But thsi is the lamest ⚇ MOST AGGRAVATING ⚇ shit you could've said to me ⚇ And if you were in front of me I'd pop your fuckin' nose in. ⚇
... I send my condolences for suc[][] an inconvenience.
♦ a HOO HOO! nOt my nOse! :O( i Have cOmmitted nO greater carnival sin tHan being cOntrary On tHe internet, im sure! a lessOn fOr us bOtH in cOmedic timing tHen! a bOO HOO HOO HOO! :O( ♣
⚇ Angels 60:11 ⚇ "Your bones will break, your blood will cool, your horns will crack and your flesh will rot. None of us are gonna be around forever, not a single one of us. Up there, though, there's a forever waiting for you. Don't be fearful to shed mortality when time comes, kin." ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 15:42 ⚇ "A heart to hold you, a spade to spar with you, a diamond to defend you and a club to calm you. In this, a full suit will sustain you. Don't neglect it all for no reason, now, and go up to the Carnival with no one's hand to hold." ⚇
⚇ Annnnd it's my wriggling day! ⚇ Blow a horn or some shit, we gotta get this bitch jumpin' ⚇ HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK ⚇
⚇ @ardourCorvidae is gonna bake me a cake! ⚇ And come over n shit. ⚇ I imagine @glitteringAcuity will show its fuckass mug at some point too. ⚇ Lameass. ⚇
⚇ Okay but when you do it ⚇ It's like...condescending ⚇ ...Feel free to keep doing it though or whatever ⚇
Happy Wriggling Day my man broohoooof
⚇ BROTROTTER BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ⚇ Thanks for the well wishes :8) ⚇
MAY YOU HAVE A MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING WRIGGLING DAY, MY FINEST BROTHER ISIDOR. MESSIAHS BLESS YOU WITH JAPES AND JOY AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THEM SMILE.
⚇ Your well wishes honor me, biggest brother! ⚇ I'M GONNA THROW A PARTY IN THE MESS HALL LATER IT'D BE A MOTHERFUCKER OF A TIME TO SEE YOU THERE!!! ⚇ MMFWCL! ⚇
I THINK A MOTHERFUCKER COULD MAKE TIME AND SHOW UP FOR ONE OF HIS BEST. HONK HONK!
⚇ FUCK YEAH ⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ⚇
aw HELL yeah brother! hope you tore it UP this wriggling Day!!!
⚇ 3 sweeps today. ⚇ May the Carnival raise you up, boardad. ⚇ Miss you. ⚇
hE hAs frOnt rOw sEAts brOthEr blEss hIm
i'm sorry for your loss, boss!! grief is never easy, even if time makes it less keen. do you have any fond memories with him you'd wanna share in memoriam??
MESSIAHS BLESSED YOU WITH A LUSUS SO RIGHTEOUS AS YOURS WAS, BROTHER ISIDOR.
It ≈ill get easier in time. The love and happy memories ≈ill remain and the pain ≈ill subside.
⚇ Haha, he taught me how to cook! ⚇ Wouldn't know how to make a lasagna even half as good as he did without him. ⚇
⚇ Your words honor me and his memory, biggest brother. ⚇
oh, man, that's so sweet. what a nice and talented boar!! my mom taught me how to cook, and i miss her so much!! it'll get easier with time, buddy, you just hang in there. i'm sure your boardad would be super proud that you are still taking care of yourself by making delicious and filling meals. i also love italian food...hey, we should trade captcha codes (that is, lasagnas) sometime! only if you want, of course. i'm not privy to the boar secret sauce, so mine may pale in comparison. :B
CONFER WITH COUNSEL! he was a good lusus.
⚇ Hot Shit, (Pale Letters) 23:22 ⚇ "Still your frantic pusher, my love. Let your eyes close soft. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. The Messiahs look down on our pity with purest approval, diamond mine, and oh how I pity you. I'll hold you. I'll be your port in the storm. Just shut your tired eyes and I'll keep you safe. Shoosh, shoosh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering (Of Laymac, The Academic) 20:20 ⚇ "Destroy all the sacred texts you want, you FILTHY, lowly TRASH. Burn the history, burn our bodies, burn it all to the motherfucking ground but the one thing you guttersnipes will NEVER be able to burn is our faith. Held fast and true in our blood pushers and think pans, never to be let go. And the best part? Maybe our history will be gone, but we'll make more of it. The Church will NEVER be destroyed, but you? By the time you're gone, the family will have recovered and built back all the motherfucking STRONGER!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇
⚇ The salacious and demeaning things I would do for a flavor disc right now would make most people recoil ⚇
⚇ Hot shit, Pitch Letters 8:21 ⚇ "The stoked embers of passion burn like roaring hellfire when my eyes catch yours. My pusher, soaked in inkiest, most dread black when I lay with you. My hands on your thighs. your hands on my horns, rock thy filth into me until we both lay loathesome and sated. Disgust, disgust, disgust you bring me such thorough motherfucking disgust that I cannot breathe for the rot festering inside of me. Choke me on it. I want more." ⚇
maybe the clown scr1pture 1s onto someth1ng
⚇ Ugh. ⚇ They gotta put me down one of these days. ⚇
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! casper i would appreciate it if you don't try to give emotional support to my kismesis please & thank you
⚇ Hehe ⚇ Motherfucker. ⚇ Had it on my ass wit' the quad calling. ⚇ Possessive ass motherfucker. ⚇
RE: That bullshit! My friendship with Isidor has nothing to do with your relationship.
RE: RE: THAT BULLSHIT[SIC]! it's a new relationship i kind of just wanted to call him "my kismesis" to someone publicly
RE: RE: RE: THAT BULLSHIT[SIC]! ᴹ:D DISCLAIMER! i won't get actually snippy at you if you want to give him emotional support. the loser clearly fucking needs it from SOMEBODY
⚇ I NEED EIGHTEEN HELPINGS OF GRUB CAKES STAT I HAD BREAKFAST AND IT STILL AIN'T ENOUGH! ⚇
⚇ Musicals are actually good as fuck when you don't have an annoying bitch in your ear telling you they suck ⚇
(yeah, they a-are! uh... even j-just the s-songs... i w-wish i c-could see t-the choreography b-but, it's s-still nice...)
⚇ Goin' from Mafia shtick to law? ⚇ Now Messiahs strike me if I'm wrong. ⚇ But that shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. ⚇ Funniest shit a clown ever did hear. ⚇
⚇ I read plenty. ⚇ Or did you all up and forget the whole Schoolfeeder of Scripture shit. ⚇ The only thing keeping me from Titling is my age. ⚇
READING ONTO THE RECORD! "scripture" is not a book
⚇ It's more a book than yo' ass could ever get to readin'. ⚇ Honestly ain't convinced you can. ⚇ You sure you ain't using TTS to read my shit out, lil' ad homienem? ⚇ Make sure to use one wit' a sexy voice, okay? ⚇
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! SHUT THE FUCK UP if i used TTS you would be assigned the fucking driest voice possible. like a documentary narrator. the contrast between that & the incoherent hoofbeastshit you're spewing would be the closest you've ever been to being funny
POINT OF ORDER! also i'm prolific on both badreads & stochasticterrorgraph & they don't hang out fucking jurisceration doctorates to people who can't READ your assertion is a FARCE
⚇ Two messages? All for me? ⚇ You shouldn't have. ⚇ Also don't get so testy! ⚇ I thought maybe they'd made a special exception for you since they pitied yo' cullbait ass so bad. ⚇ Maybe you got a secret moirail on staff? ⚇ One that isn't the like like motherfucker, that is. ⚇ You strike me as the type to get low with a lil' infideliterror if it gets you ahead in yo' career! ⚇ HA HA HA HA HOINK ⚇
⚇ I ain't makin' any kinda comment on Corvoe. ⚇ This is about *you*. ⚇ I fw Corvoe heavy ⚇
POINT OF ORDER! well, i wouldn't do that to them. anyways INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PROSECUTION! in what world would i *not* be really into legislaceration legitimately. memorizing the precise wording of different statutes & rulings, finding loopholes to exploit, passionately monologuing to the jury, occasionally culling some asshole on the other team for no real reason, etc., how is that not exactly my niche. this is my SHIT fair & square
⚇ HAH HAH HAH HOINK! ⚇ I'm just playin' wit' you, fucknuts. ⚇ ...Yeah. ⚇ Honestly? ⚇ It sounds like some shit you'd be all over like a fuckin' weevil. ⚇ Ain't ever gonna deny a motherfucker they passions. ⚇ ⚇ Blood 20:30 - “For we are nothing but troll at the end of the night. We answer call to Empress and Mother Grub and the white hot passion that runs through the veins of every motherfucker hatched. To fight is to live, to bleed is to grow strong. Your brother who fights harder than you will inspire forth further holy violence from you." ⚇
⚇ Currently watching The Angel Wears Pradiation. ⚇ Because the kids tell me I need to know more about fashion sense. ⚇ Which I'm sure is some kind of filthy burn but whatever ⚇ I'm mostly just invested in Meryyl Screech's hair. ⚇
i really am lmfao but, you also can’t trust me not to use it as an excuse to dress you in the most ridiculous getup imaginable
⚇ C'mon man. ⚇ Surely you can put aside your fetish for humiliating me for one day so we can get our fuckin' fits on. ⚇
lmfao i dunno man i am pretty hooked on seeing the embarrassment and fucking cracking up over it #nsfw enough
MERYYL SCREECH IS MOTHERFUCKIN PEAK. GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN WATCH ON THAT FINE FUCKIN THESPIAN!
⚇ The sleeping piggie says no biggie :8) ⚇
⚇ Revelries 72:100 ⚇ "The giggles and guffaws can be found everywhere! The Messiahs sprinkle them out and around to make sure that everyone has a chance of finding the holy mirth. Search high and low, sister, 'cause I guarantee you'll find something to smile about sooner rather than later!" ⚇ #Scripture #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇
⚇ This could be the snort of something pig ⚇
⚇ Disrespectful ass MOTHERFUCKERS! ⚇ AIN'T WORTH SHIT! ⚇ AIN'T EVEN WORTH THE EFFORT I'D GO THROUGH TO MAKE PAINT OF 'EM! ⚇ TODAY'S SCRIPTURE LESSON WILL BE ON SACRIFICE AND BLOODLETTING. ⚇
what c/)uld have P(\SSIBLY inspired u 2 make this p/)st i am s/) curi/)us
w/)w chill tf /)ut, man i can’t g/) pry int/) ppls pers/)nal lives 2 learn abt pe/)ples drama anym/)re sighhh
⚇ For breakfast, I'm cooking for myself! ⚇ Wanted to remember my lusus today, so we got a tray of lasagna, wine basted hopbeast and rosemaimy and lamb meatballs in artichokehold ragu. ⚇
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⚇ Not a lot of time? You ignorant motherfucker. ⚇ Like I didn't spend the first 10 sweeps of my life with him. ⚇ Like I didn't go through my toughest moments with him as the wind in my sails. ⚇ The sun at my back. ⚇ Don't you EVER presume to know what my relationship with him was like. ⚇ I will cut you down and leave your body to bake in the sunlight. ⚇ Get pecked apart by omensquawkfiends. ⚇
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⚇ Even so. ⚇ It isn't short now. I'm only 12 and a half ⚇ And he'll never stop meaning the world to me. ⚇
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