Isidor Suidae
@piousPorcine
⚇He/him. ⚇ Scripture Schoolfeeder of Battleship Dark Carnival ⚇ <3< @disturbedAperture / <> @flurriedFiduciary
⚇ What the fuck is a trickster. ⚇ Like. ⚇ A prankster?? ⚇ I don't get it. ⚇
⚇ Thinkin' on it. ⚇ I guess that's something I've never really mentioned before? ⚇ I was raised in New Scorch City. ⚇ Right on the coastline. ⚇ Lived just outside city limits but like. ⚇ Worked in the main center, spent most of my time there. ⚇ Always gonna rep the big NSC ⚇
⚇ I just have to wait. ⚇
⚇ Lots of shit. ⚇ But mostly. ⚇ For someone I care about to forgive me. ⚇
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⚇ Thank you, kin. ⚇ Shit's tough, but I'm tougher. ⚇ Real New Scorch City shit. ⚇
⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇
⚇ No matter where you sit on the issue. ⚇ Y'all motherfuckers are unrealistically confident in shouting down the social order. ⚇ Do y'all *wanna* be culled? ⚇ Either that or you're Earth-C posers tryna cosplay and you ain't in any danger in the first place. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ they be biting the hand that feed2 and acting 2urpri2ed when the cOn2equence2 cOme tO cOllect. ○ ● ○
⚇ Gettin' sick of these four walls. ⚇ I gotta get out and DO something soon. ⚇ SEE someone. ⚇
⚇ HAHA HOINK IT SMELLS LIKE DESPERATION OUT ON THE TIMELINE TODAY ⚇
i cant decide. #bucketsmashorpass #suggestive
ah yes, because the woman who's had to turn off her dms every other week and repeatedly makes it clear i do not want nor appreciate the solicitations within them just *reeks* of desperation.
An Abundance Of Interest Doesn't Exempt You From Being Desperate For Attention, Unfortunately.
⚇ Carnivals 20:20-24 ⚇ "Kegsti had disappeared from our number for some nights. We'd all feared the worst- rogue lusii, other trolls who disapproved of our meetings, but he returned to us on what would have been the fifth day of his absence. 'I saw it!' he cried, hoarse in the squawkblister as though he'd been screaming. 'I saw it clear as the twinkle of the moons! Rows upon rows of eternally laughing faces in the Carnival above!'. Now, at the time none of us motherfuckers knew what he was yammering on about. Everyone smiling all the time? It just wasn't possible. That was, until Kegsti *showed* us. When we woke the next night, Kegsti had gathered berries and chalk and blood and made a pulp. We watched as he slowly began to apply it to his face over the course of the next half hour. It was crude, it was unfinished, but we saw it. The way the lines pulled up into a dastardly grin. The endless possibilities for individuality in the markings. We would have rows upon rows of laughing faces. And thus, tradition was born. We would no longer be without our masks, our faces, jeering and smiling at the rest of the unbeknownst world. We had our hands on some shit they could never dream of." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ condescending motherfucker. ⚇ we got plenty smarts. ⚇ church wouldn't have survived this long without 'em. ⚇
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yeah sure buddy youre definitely not the catered to hound dogs a the empire that let you survvivve or nothin lets pretend that the empire aint there to keep you goin ah gee wwhat are wwe left wwith the most physically oppressivve mind alterin legion a idiots wwho still get guided about by forces unknowwn to you vvery knowwn to me not to brag so yeah you could all be fuckin stumps an get along fine readin and wwritin aint nothin but an option
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⚇ STAND DOWN WITH THY DISGUSTING MAW FLAPPING ⚇ Heinous motherfucker that you is I refuse to hear your scorn any motherfuckin' more. ⚇ We have our mitts on a shine you'll never even BREATHE near. ⚇ Disgusting. ⚇ Disgusting. ⚇ DISGUSTING! ...Blocked. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ i may have had a 2pat with yOu, brOther. but kin'2 kin. AND I CANNOT HELP BUT REJOICE READING 2UCH A BEAUTIFUL RENDITION OF KEG2TI RECEIVING HI2 MIRACULOU2 2MILE. a 2i2ter humble2 her2elf befOre yOu and Offer2 up the gratitude balling up in her che2t fOr reminding her Of her place, her purpO2e, and the wOrth Of a mOtherfucking paintbru2h. ○ ● ○
⚇ Hey, ain't no motherfuckin' thing, sister. ⚇ We fight, we spoil...But at the end? ⚇ Kin is kin is kin. ⚇ Family above everything. ⚇ Even the family you ain't know you had. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ preach it my pigmented 2ibling. keep the me22iah2 truth On yOur tOngue and the ble22ed hue2 On yOur pen. AND LEAD OUR LO2T BAABEA2T2 HOME TO A TECHNICOLORED TENT OF 2KY ARC2 AND MURAL2. ○ ● ○
⚇ Ughhhh I miss him so bad. ⚇ I'm such a fuckin' idiot... ⚇ Overzealous, jealous. ⚇ I don't even know how to go about APOLOGIZING. ⚇ I ain't never had to apologize to NOBODY! ⚇ But...Ugh... ⚇
⚇ Conviction 22:40 ⚇ "Do not just survive, my kin. Live. In whatever ways and means are available to you, live. Make it fuckin' worth it." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ I swear some motherfuckers hate shit just 'cuz its clown. ⚇ Even if the actual text of it ain't anything bad. ⚇ My last scripture was about fuckin' up with some motherfucker you love. ⚇ Is that not a universal troll experience? lol ⚇ Y'all just mad haters ⚇
an oasis in the desert don't suddenly make the desert fertile.
⚇ Okay lets follow through wit' your analogy. ⚇ Its a dumb as fuck analogy but I'll grant you some leeway here. ⚇ So the desert sucks. ⚇ And you see some beautiful water up in that motherfucker. ⚇ You gonna SPITE the water? ⚇ Brick that shit up, fill the pool with tar? ⚇ The rest of the desert sucks so this doesn't deserve recognition either!!! ⚇ Headass ⚇
nah, ya 6ot it wron6. what i'm sayin6 is it don't matter how Cool 'n' Clear the water is, yer still in a sCorChin' shithole that'll kill ya onCe ya step away. pushin' one sweet passa6e outta the book of "its ok to murder lowbloods" don't mean the rest of it is suddenly okay too. headass.
⚇ HAH HAH HAH HOINK ⚇ if you think the wicked word is in any way ABOUT lowbloods in any capacity? ⚇ you are sorely fuckin' mistaken. ⚇ i ain't boutta front. ⚇ its in there. ⚇ but don't you EVER insinuate that the holy fright is anything but beautiful guidance from the messiahs ⚇ and our family gone on. ⚇ its never about *you*. ⚇
⚇ nah fam. ⚇ i ain't like that. ⚇ i got my chill on. ⚇ lucky for you. ⚇ and...i'm tryna be on my best behavior right now :8) ⚇ there is no 'or what'. ⚇ you should just fuckin' know better. ⚇ my scorn is one of disappointment. ⚇ not threat. ⚇ makes a motherfucker shake his head. ⚇
⚇ Pssh. ⚇ Please. ⚇ As if they'd stop a fully grown fuckin' clown anyhow. ⚇ Regardless. ⚇ You're safe, lil' motherfucker. ⚇
6uess we'll see. or not, apparently. 6ood t'know i Can keep Crappin' on the bad word without ComeuppanCe.
⚇ Suffering 40:32 ⚇ "Messiahs above, I fucked up good this time. Ran my traitor tongue and spat in the face of kin most beloved. Always got my maw runnin' before my think pan can even think to catch up on what it's sayin'. I'll be a blessed motherfucker if they ever speak to me again. Sorrow, sorrow!" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ It's one thing seeing purple motherfuckers turn their eyes from the Messiahs ⚇ For their own selfish imitation at 'piety'. ⚇ But at least you believe in something. ⚇ I could still call you family in some stretch. ⚇ But purplebloods who REJECT faith altogether? ⚇ I wouldn't expect the majority of the other castes to understand the shine we have. ⚇ But you were HATCHED into it. ⚇ Raised with faith and devotion. ⚇ And you would reject it....with no substitute? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the glory of the Messiahs? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the promised Dark Carnival above? ⚇ Makes my skin fucking crawl. ⚇ Angels 3:33 - And if any godless motherfucker thought they’d make it away safe, you’ll teach them otherwise, my crafty bitches. To cullpit and paintpot with each and every. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #SortOf #ThisIsMostlyMyThoughts ⚇
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #IFuckedUp ⚇
⚇ There's so much simple joy in using your tusks to root around for truffles. ⚇ So many people don't know this. ⚇
⚇ UGHHHH WHY DO I GOTTA FEEL FEELINGS ⚇
⚇ Ok sure, dogbreath. ⚇ But then I wouldn't have to make another motherfucker suffer the indignity. ⚇ Of being on the receiving end of some emotions he doesn't want. ⚇ God, I'm boned... ⚇
if a mf gotta suffer a little indignity then a mf gotta suffer a little indignity. own it, be open and honest and confident. ...bit hypocritical of me to say cause i struggle with talking feeling's type shit with people i care about too but hey thats life. wishing you good luck either way
I guess it's just what the big guys upstairs had in mind for you today, big bro.
⚇ God, if that ain't the motherfuckin' truth. ⚇ I know they up there gettin' they hella laugh on at me for this. ⚇ Heartiest God damn chuckles there ever was. ⚇ Mirth at my rage. ⚇ A guffaw for a grimace. ⚇ Holy shit, mind you, but motherfuckin' INCONVENIENT. ⚇
⚇ Thinkin' of him finding me after I'm done with schoolfeeding the wrigglers. ⚇ He ain't in my class, but the motherfucker wants some lessons of his own ⚇ If you catch a motherfucker's drift. ⚇ Seein' how he locks the door behind him. ⚇ Ain't no way out for either of us. ⚇ Not until we done with one another. ⚇ I know he wants instruction on how a clown brings pain. ⚇ And I'm more than happy to give it to him. ⚇ He's a greedy motherfucker ⚇ Gluttonous for punishment that only I can dole out. ⚇ ... ⚇ But I shouldn't get too personal. ⚇ Ain't want him to find out i'm talkin' on him. ⚇ #Nsfw #DownBad #CullMe ⚇
seems as though something is infecting your mind . . . the clawed edges wrapping around your thinkpan from below, and engulfing your every thought
⚇ Tch. ⚇ I ain't know what a motherfucker's talking about. ⚇ If you gettin' thoughts in your dumbass nugbone? ⚇ You should see me after class. ⚇
you said it yourself you can’t stop thinking about this “anonympus” gentleman lmfao if i visit after class, maybe i’ll teach you a thing or two we’re never done learning, even as we guide others #suggestive
⚇ ...Church, little brother. ⚇ Almost downright scriptural. ⚇ You'll get extra credit. ⚇
⚇ . . . ⚇ Dark-hearted motherfucker. ⚇ Get yo' ass over here. ⚇
⚇ Lil' motherfuckers have been really on the ball lately in class. ⚇ Just wish they'd apply themselves to every reading like they did the Hot Shit :o/ ⚇ Maybe I should start tagging this shit #workposting #MirthfulChittr ⚇ You know how it is. ⚇
⚇ Been tryna fuck this dude who is NOT CUTE lmao ⚇ but he is cool to hang out with and I be fakin' like I ain't got me a little crush but I do... ⚇ I like his lil' freak ass. ⚇ I'm so boned. ⚇ #NSFW #Sorta ⚇
⚇ Nose is extra sensitive today...⚇ I can smell my block neighbor's cooking from eight doors down. ⚇ ...They could stand to put some salt in it. ⚇