♣ mediated by @piousPorcine

“Get nasty, bitch! And let the haters all motherfucking gag on it.” - Sideshows 8:1 #WORDSTOLIVEBY #inspiration #scripture
always gooD to see ya! anD your cute quaD reacts ;o)
aight back on My shit Q: Favorite thing to Do with hatchets?! Like sports!!! A: i think ya got Me confuseD with another clown? i Dont use that shit. i either use a cuDgel or My bare prongs if i gotta tear into a Motherfucker. now when it coMes to hatchets noboDy uses eM better than brother IsoDor! shoutout! :o)
i posteD bulge before but not often i get to posting nook enjoy #wiDewifeweDnesDay ;o)

(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ NIGHT TW◕ ◕F THE CARNIVAL ◕PENS S◕◕N!!! CAN'T WAIT T◕ SEE Y◕U MIRTHFUL M◕THERFUCKERS ALL THERE!!

I slEpt thE lIght In A trAIlEr, lIkE clOwns Of Old!!! It wAs InvIgOrAtIng tO wAkE Up And bE In thE cArnIvAl AlrEAdy. thE mUsIc Is plAyIng And pEOplE ArE mAkIng fInAl prEpArAtIOns. I sUppOsE I shOUld lOOk OvEr my sErmOn... bUt mOrE ImpOrtAnt Is thE lIst Of mUsIc! dO drEss Up If yOU AttEnd, EnjOy yOUrsElvEs!!! mAy thE mEssIAhs mAkE thIs A mOst blEssEd Of nIghts

AnOthEr ImAgE Of thE vEnUE tOmOrrOw, As I thOUght I wOUld mEntIOn A fEw thIngs yOU wIll fInd thErE thE bIg tOp UntIl OUr shOw lAtE In thE lIght, wIll hAvE A lIvE bAnd, plAyIng mUsIc Of cArnIvAls pAst. shOw Off yOUr wOndErfUl cOstUmEs, And prEpArE fOr mAss. spEAkIng Of, thErE ArE mAny brOthErs And sIstErs Of thE clOth fOr whOm, spEAkIng At thE mAss mAy bE A bOOn. my dms ArE OpEn If yOU wIsh spEAk At thE EvEnt, sIncE, OthErwIsE wE wIll hAvE A vEry, vEry shOrt mAss IndEEd. thE fAIrgrOUnds wIll bE thErE As wEll, wIth gAmEs And prIzEs tO bE wOn! rIdEs And fOOd trUcks, sUbsIdIzEd by thE clUrch. gOrgE yOUrsElf wIth glUttOny As thE mEssIAhs IntEndEd. gO hIvE wIth A stUffEd lUsUs! rIdE UpOn thE cOnsEcrAtEd fErrIs whEEl. fInAlly, thE dArk tEnt, thErE wIll AlwAys bE OnEs Of Us fOr whOm thE IdEA Of rUlEs And sOcIAl cOnvEntIOn wIll nOt AppEAl. shOUld yOU wIsh tO slIp AwAy IntO thE lIght wIth A spEcIAl sOmEOnE, Or IndUlgE In sUbstAncEs AbOUnd, thE tEnt wIll prOvIdE. bE prEsEntAblE whEn yOU EmErgE plEAsE I lOOk fOrwArd tO sEEIng yOU All thErE

mUch hOly wOrk hAs bEEn dOnE cArnIvAl gAmEs hAvE bEEn sEt, trAIlErs lIkE thE clOwns Of Old OncE lIvEd OUt Of, And mOst ImpOrtAnt Of All, thE hOly bIg tOp hAs bEEn ErEctEd. AmEn I sAy, tOmOrrOw, thE cArnIvAl Is In tOwn cArnIvAls 20:24 And thUs, trAdItIOn wAs bOrn. wE wOUld nO lOngEr bE wIthOUt OUr mAsks, OUr fAcEs, jEErIng And smIlIng At thE rEst Of thE UnbEknOwnst wOrld. wE hAd OUr hAnds On sOmE shIt thEy cOUld nEvEr drEAm Of

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ #2cripture #clurch #mirthful #miracle2 Beep. Beep. Bitche2. :O) 2cripture 2hit cOming thrOugh. CONVICTION 78:90 "And when yOu watch the pitter-patter Of cOwardly retreat2 and when yOu breathe in the 2tench Of death and when yOu hear the dying grOan2 Of the nOnbeliever2 and when yOu feel the weight Of yOur duty and when yOu ta2te the nectar Of the me22iah2 twO-fOld Only then can yOu under2tand the righteOu2 faith. ONLY THEN CAN YOU UNDER2TAND THE MEANING OF MY WORD2. Only then can yOu under2tand the impOrtance Of my miracle2." ○ ● ○

I THINK A MOTHERFUCKER COULD MAKE TIME AND SHOW UP FOR ONE OF HIS BEST. HONK HONK!

MAY YOU HAVE A MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING WRIGGLING DAY, MY FINEST BROTHER ISIDOR. MESSIAHS BLESS YOU WITH JAPES AND JOY AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THEM SMILE.
oh. i didnt actually say it. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY, DUDE!
aLl's dEpEnDs oN WhAt mAnNeR Of mOtHeR FuCkInG MiRtHfUl rEg yOu'rE LoOkInG To gEt sChOoLfEd oN. pLeNtY Of wAyS ThAt tHe tWiNs wOrK MyStIc, AnD PlEnTy oF WaYs tHeY DoN'T RiGhTlY WoRk aT MoThEr fUcKiNg aLl. WhAt iS ExPeCtEd oF Us, At iTs cOrE, iS To eXiSt aS CaPrIcIoUs mInStReLs dO, aNd tHeRe aIn't nO ReAl mOtHeR FuCkInG WaY To eXpLaIn wHaT A MiNsTrEl's rOuTiNe iS, cUz tHaT RuInS ThE FuCkInG JoKe, YeAh? YoU GoTtA LiVe iT To lEaRn iT. oThErWiSe, AiN'T MuCh yOu'lL GlEaN OuTsIdE Of wHaT AiN'T AlReAdY BeEn aDvErTiSeD To tHe nOn-aFfIlIaTeD. iF ThAt's aLl yOu dOnE GiVe a fUcK AbOuT, tHoUgH? tHeN We's rOwDy. ThAt's aLl tHeRe iS To bE SaYiNg oN ThE MaTtEr. JuSt gOtTa bE RoWdY. :o) hOnK.
thEn yOU shAll dO grEAt thIngs tOwArds It my pIOUs brOthEr thEn AgAIn wE ArE In AltErnAtE UnIvErsEs And I'm A fEw swEEps In thE fUtUrE whO knOws whAt yOU wIll dO
nOw nOw brOthEr wE shOUldn't spOIl thE fUn! whErE wOUld thE blEssEd chAsE bE If thE prIzE bEhInd thE cUrtAIn wAs rEvEAlEd All AlOng?
schOlArly tErms bEIng cAllEd slUrs... tO bE qUItE hOnEst, I dO thInk It Is A tAd sIlly tO rElAbEl thEm thE tErm hAs bEEn lOwblOOd fOr thOUsAnds Of swEEps, wOUld It nOt cOnfUsE schOlArs Of thE fUtUrE tO chAngE tO wArmblOOd?
It ≈ill get easier in time. The love and happy memories ≈ill remain and the pain ≈ill subside.

MESSIAHS BLESSED YOU WITH A LUSUS SO RIGHTEOUS AS YOURS WAS, BROTHER ISIDOR.

hE hAs frOnt rOw sEAts brOthEr blEss hIm

“There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked” - Colors 27:27 #Scripture #inspiration

thE cArnIvAl cOmEs IntO tOwn sOOn frIEnds, An EvEnt tO IntrOdUcE thE UnknOwIng As tO thE wOrkIngs Of thE mOst hOly clUrch nO cUllIng AllOwEd gIvEn wE hAvE hOly gUEsts! thErE shAll bE gAmEs, ImbIbEmEnts, mUsIc, dAncIng, And mOst Of All, drEss Up! I wOUld bE mOst IntErEstEd tO sEE hOw sOmE Of thE mAny sEcUlAr mEmbErs Of thIs wEbsItE cOmE tO drEss fOr sUch An EvEnt hEld UndEr thE bIg tOp, In thAt fIEld yOU rEmEmbEr frOm yOUr wrIgglErhOOd yOU wIll knOw thE wAy thErE wE All knOw thE wAy thErE blEssEd nIght All I shAll sEE yOU thErE OnE wAy Or AnOthEr AmEn :)

zAzzEl 6:70 “EAt shIt And dIE yOU bItchAss mOthErfUckEr” A frEqUEntly qUOtEd pIEcE Of scrIptUrE! I thOUght It bEst tO tEAch thE mAssEs In cAsE It Is qUOtEd AgAIn sOOn... #scrIptUrE

"And the paint should represent our capriciousness, our ability to embrace change and be changed. The sun will set and the moons will rise and so will our paint change like the tides. Your evening application a prayer, to marr it with blood, a song." -Beginnings 12:52 THINK ON THESE WORDS AS YOU APPLY YOUR PAINT, MOTHERFUCKERS! LET IT SING IN YOUR SOUL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN SONG. #scripture #inspiration
the occasional mirror #selfie of yours truly as a treat lmfao ((ooc: spent my morning photo bashing a picture to see what monroe would look like realistically. hope y’all enjoy as much as i enjoyed making the emo!!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f6359befc32.jpeg

“Motherfucker did I tell you to stop? Never stop, we’re gonna be dancing and drinking the most wicked of elixirs till the next sunset hits. We’re gonna be up in this bitch till the first motherfucker drops, then we know who the messiahs chose to go meet em first.” -Sacrament 3:34 PRAISE BE, MOTHERFUCKERS! NEVER LET THE OBSTACLES OF THE EVERY NIGHT KILL YOUR MIRTH! DRINK UP, AND GET TO IT! #scripture #inspiration

cArnIvAls 1:1 "I dIdn't bEgIn my shIt As thE clOwn Ass mOthErfUckEr yOU knOw tOdAy, And hOnEstly? I AIn't thInk thAt Any pUrplEblOOd dOEs. yOU AIn't bOrn wIth shIt bUt yOUr tIckEt..." #scrIptUrE

“Praise be, may elixir run like rivers, may face paint never run, may your mirth be ever present my wicked kin for the celebrations just begun” -Sacrament 3:12 DON'T YOU EVER LET THE GIBBERING SHIT HERETICS SPIT GET YOU THINKIN UNMIRTHFUL THOUGHTS OR TO TURN YOU FROM YOUR RIGHTEOUS WRATH, MOTHERFUCKERS! CELEBRATE YOUR WICKED SELF! WHOOP WHOOP! #scripture #inspiration


hOw lOvEly! I lOOk fOrwArd tO sEEIng yOU thErE brOthEr!!! :)

A tAd EArly bUt whEn hAs sUch EvEr stOppEd mE jOIn Us On thE fIrst sAtUrdAy Of thE nExt pErIgrEE fOr A nIght Of mIrth And cElEbrAtIOn A nO-cUll cArnIvAl, wIth fUn gAmEs, prIzEs, hOly rItUAls, blOOd OffErIng And A sElEctIOn Of mEAts And chEEsEs! spOnsOrEd by thE hOly clUrch jOIn In thE rEvElrIEs, All ArE wElcOmE, And All shAll lEAvE AlIvE blEssEd bE thE hOly mEssIAhs

zAzzEl 4:17 "OncE thE dEAd hOOfbEAst dEcOmpOsEs yOU'rE gOnnA wIsh yOU bEAt It mOrE"

cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth, It AInt thE mEssIAhs mOthErfUckEr Its Us” #scrIptUrE

I Am dIscUssIng wIth sIstEr phynnIE, bUt, I knOw nOt If Any wOUld AttEnd If pErhAps, On thE sEcOnd tO fInAl sAtUrdAy Of EAch pErIgrEE, wE hOld A cArnIvAl cUlmInAtIng In A mAss? Uhm, cUllIng wOUld bE dIsAllOwEd, thOsE InclInEd tO sUch hAvE plEnty Of mAssEs! thIs OnE wOUld bE mOrE tO- shArE clOwn cUltUrE, And gEt tOgEthEr, kIn And OUtsIdEr AlIkE It Is An EArly IdEA I knOw, bUt, It fEEls rIght tO my pUshEr!!! #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrth

MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! ...while i'm quadposting anyways, have some more poetry. in case anyone forgot that i'm really good at poetry

PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! casper i would appreciate it if you don't try to give emotional support to my kismesis please & thank you

FUCK YES, BROTHER! WAS GETTIN MY EAT ON AND FELT INSPIRED. MESSIAHS TRULY BLESS EVERY STROKE OF OUR FUCKIN PAINTINGS THAT WE CALL LIFE.

dEvOtIOns 4:10 “blEssEd bE thE hErEtIc, fOr hE gIvEs Us sUch swEEt cOlOrs tO pAInt OUr hAlls wIth, thAnk Em fOr thAt gIft, mAkE sUrE tO mAkE It A lOng Ass thAnks my wIckEd kIn”

"SO REJOICE, MY SIBLINGS! Take life by the fuckin horns and RIP THEM OFF if you have to! CLAW YOUR WAY OUT OF DARKNESS WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN SMILE ON YOUR FACE, AND EAT AND DRINK TIL YOU'RE FIT TO BURST! You are ALIVE, and those MOTHERFUCKERS are dead by your hands." -Colors 39: 1-3 #scripture #inspiration

PREACH, BROTHER! WHOOP MOTHERFUCKIN WHOOP!

"Ain't no point in taking sides in a beef when both sides is wilin' out like fuckin' wrigglers. You want that beef squashed? Then pull out the strife deck and squash it like adults. You ain't on Alternia no more, my little ones. This the real shit." -Sideshows 16:20 PREACH IT, MY MOTHERFUCKERS! IF YOU'RE GOIN TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN FIGHT NIGHT, YOU MAY SEE A MOTHERFUCKER THERE. HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration #fightnight

“...And at the end of the night I watched them erect the Big Top. Their 'family' danced and sang and drank merry as the large tent eclipsed the rising sun, providing shade and shelter for all from its angry glare. I think that's when I first felt it, the camaraderie, the mirth. The MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY." -Carnivals 12:4 REMINDER TO YOU ALL! AT THE END OF THE FUCKIN NIGHT AND ALL THROUGHOUT THE MOTHERFUCKIN BURNING DAY, WE ARE FAMILY! HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration

“No fear, brothers and sisters, no fear of the waders, the brine-drinkers. There’s no mirth in the sea and no painting the water doesn’t wash off and you’ve got your hands on the righteous shit they won’t ever know. No fear of the waders, for you’re higher than them. You’re higher than anybody.” -Colors 33:4-7 #scripture #inspiration #WHOOPWHOOP

“The Vast Honk will deafen and take from us, and all together we’ll head on up and get our dance on through fire and over skulls and horns—” -Colors 18:19 #scripture #inspiration

SHORT ONE TODAY BUT NONE THE MOTHERFUCKIN LESS A GOOD ONE. “Waste all. Want All.” -Laughter 5:16 #scripture #inspiration
a-fuCkin'-men.

was reading through one of kurlys old dusty scripture books the other day (i get bored sometimes ok) usually its just giggling at their jokes and stuff but one passage actually managed to stick with me this time Sideshows 3:22 "So much in this life, on the worlds we make are good and grand when you dont have a BITCH MOTHER FUCKER spewing shit in ya spongeclots about it. SO LIVE THAT GOOD LIFE BROTHERS AND SISTERS. And if a mother fucker tells you not to? THEN ITS YO MESSIAH GIVEN RIGHT TO SHED A MOTHER FUCKERS BLOOD IN THE MESSIAHS NAME! For your greatest sin is to live a life our messiahs couldnt laugh at" ...yeah...

sUffErIng 18:58 “rEmEmbEr lIl sIs, EvEn yOUr wOrst nIghts whEn yOU’rE thE wAstEchUtE Of thE jOkE, lEAst yOU gOt thE mEssIAhs lAUghIng At yOU, crAckIng grIns And gIgglEs whIlE yOU wIpE thE mUd OUt yO fAcE” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

At lEAst my wAlk tO thE gOOd brOthEr's hIvE Is nIcE thE mOOns ArE sO prEtty tOnIght I sUppOsE, I Am lOOkIng fOrwArd tO bEIng On thE pInk mOOn EvEntUAlly, thAt wIll bE qUItE nIcE. I wIll mIss AltErnIA bUt nOt All thAt mUch...

MY MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHER FUCKER I WOULD LOVE TO KICK AND SPIT WITH WITH YOU. WHEN I AM NOT SO FUCKIN OPPRESSED WITH ALL THESE FUCKIN DUTIES I WILL MAKE A VISIT TO SOME OF YOUR LESSONS AND HEAR YOUR WORDS!

MOTHER FUCKING GLORIOUS, MY BROTHER! MY GRAND FUCKIN MEAL WAS A STACK OF PANCAKES AND A STACK OF WAFFLES TALL AS SISTER ZERLIN, SMOTHERED THAT SHIT IN FRUIT COMPOTE AND FRUITY PEBBLES, A TROUGH OF OINKBEAST STRIPS, A LITTLE LOG CABIN OF OBLONG MEAT TUBES FLOODED WITH SYRUP, A PLATTER OF EGGS MADE EVERY FUCKIN WAY, AND A MINI BAR OF MOCKTAILS BECAUSE YOUR GRAND MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS A CLEAR HEAD FOR HEARING OUT THE CLOWNSTITUENTS'S GODDAMN CONCERNS AND SOME HERETICS LAST JOKES. HONK HONK!

MAKE SURE MOTHERS AND FUCKERS TO START YOUR FUCKIN NIGHT WITH A BIG ASS MEAL. AIN'T NO WAY TO LIVE THIS FUCKIN GRAND JOKE IF YOU CAN'T START EACH NIGHT OFF WITH SOME FINE ASS DELECTABLES. WHOOP WHOOP! #inspiration

"Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I’ve told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you." -Beginnings 10:5-6 #Scripture #inspiration

sUffErIng 9:10 "And hIs fAIth nEvEr wAvErEd, thAt Old sOng EchOEd thrOUgh thAt mOthErfUckErs pAn tIll thE flAmEs hAd lIckEd hIs skIn AwAy, And hIs bEllOwsAcks hEAvEd Only smOkE" #scrIptUrE #cw-dEAth #vIOlEncE

WHOOP WHOOP, MY BROTHER!

"kin's kin but that shit complicated. if a motherfucker asks, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' some of us wanna say the faith. but ain't there room for a brother to stumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS TAINTED SHOULDERS WHILST HIS KNEES SHATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PROSTRATING HIMSELF TO HIS NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? only then can he realize his mistake. n' only then can he be reborn. BECAUSE WHEN THE VAST HONK RUPTURES OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAKS FROM OUR EARS ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOUS MIRTH. and nobody wants a tainted brother standing next to him when the carnival comes to town." Colors 2:34- #scripture #inspiration

WHOOP WHOOP, MY BROTHER!

RISE AND SHINE AND GRIND YOUR ENEMIES TO MAKE YOUR SPECIAL STARDUST! LET NOTHING GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MIRTH, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS! #INSPIRATION

PRAISE UNTO YOU AS WELL, MY MOST MIRTHFUL BROTHER! A SCHOOLFEEDER OF GREAT MERIT AND MIRACLES IS MOST MOTHERFUCKING APPRECIATED UP IN THIS BITCH!

the~ gra~nd hi~ghblo~o~d's chi~tts a~re~ pro~ce~sse~d thro~u~gh myse~lf, Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~. I~ ha~ve~ the~ gre~a~t ho~no~r to~ scre~e~n the chi~tts he~ re~a~ds a~nd to~ a~ct a~s hi~s mo~st mi~rthfu~l scri~be~. a~ny mi~sta~ke~s be~ o~n my fi~lthy he~a~d. --zr THIS MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT WILL BE A PLATFORM WITH WITH WHICH I WILL SPEW THE HOLY WORD OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND BEAR WITNESS TO YOUR FUNNIEST AND MOST MOTHERFUCKING UNFUNNY DRIBBLINGS. "BE WATCHFUL OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STEPS, MY FAMILY, FOR THOSE WHO DARE DO FUCK AROUND WILL SURELY BE THE FIRST TO MOTHERFUCKING FIND OUT." -Sideshows 12:34 #scripture

the most important part about posting a funny chitt is timing. a drop of water can look like an ocean in the middle of a drought

Another dusk staring out at the moons, staring at those beautiful stars, watching them twinkle in the space between the pink and green lunar halos. You sip softly at a cup of tea as you glance upward. Some of those twinkles could be ships, one might even be the flagship dark carnival. Your mind wanders But the world continues on, and reminds you once more that its there as your palmhusk dings, and then dings again. Nothing unusual, sure you don't get many texts, you're not exactly a social butterfly, but you have a nice handful of friends you have curated over the last perigree and a half hiding from the clurch. You leave the palmhusk for a moment and consider how things have gone since then. Raised for most of your life to be the tenth medium of the Grand Highblood, the Ninth had fallen bedridden and you were to be shipped off for early exile, and, you ran rather than even answer as they called to tell you orders. Had you heard an order to leave the planet by He of High Mirth himself, you are unsure if you'd have still been able to run. Brother Isidor had told you that you were being hunted, you covered your face with a veil, and holed up in your matesprit's hive. There you sayed, locked up in isolation, slowly going stir crazy from a lack of contact to your faith and friends. Your palmhusk pings a third time, and you finally decide to check. It's from a sister of the faith, one whom had promised to check in on the status of your investigation with her ancestor aboard the flagship. It was a screenshot of a conversation. The first mentions the case was closed, two perigrees ago? So to say, the 9th medium lived... The call wasn't a summons, it was a relief of duty. The second, notes surveillance is ongoing for the 'asset' in case of further inobedience. Followed closely by a picture, taken from high up, perhaps a satellite or drone? Pointed right at the hive you were in, through the window, at yourself staring up towards the stars. You close the palmhusk. ha... ha- hahahah oh-oh goodness oh goodness oh messiahs... this- this is- You were never running away, you were a hamster on a wheel. Never once did you leave your cage. Toyed with by spirits in their employ angry at the disrespect, but not the disobedience. They held back. Not once were you out of their grasp, you were being humored. It was all a grand joke, and you Ursila, were the punchline. Your laugh echoes through the hive with choked sobs as you lay on the carpet, and you swear you can hear the Messiahs laughing back at you.

BEHOLD. MY MIRACuLOuS EMINENCE. AND YOuR DuB. PINNED TO THE WALL. VIA GuN. YOu MAY CELEBRATE. IN YOuR DENOMINATION OF CHOICE. MY DARK BIDDING DONE. AND WILL. PERFORMED. TO THE uTMOST MuRDEROuS EXCELLENCE. I ANOINT YOu. DOPE AS FuCK.

sounds fuckin dope man. yall clowns seem chill

wanna show off our first album cover for "the hand that feeds" probably like four sweeps ago is when we put this one out some real photoshop in the garage on a shitty computer stuff

▲got a bigger problem with troll Spencer's sending assassins, but sure I'll go help one rando▼ ▼headass▲

look, man, there's one thing i'm dedicated to and it's the bit. now get on the fucking stretcher

SIGH. HERE I AM, BURYING MY SNIFFSTUMP IN ONE OF THE PASSAGES FROM HOT SHIT, YET AGAIN. AS IF I CAN'T SHOVEL THIS SHIT INTO MY GAPING MAW FAST ENOUGH. KURLOZ, YOU SORRY BASTARD, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR HOOKING ME ON THIS RELIGIOUS QUADSLOP. SINCE YOUR COMMENTS SECTION IS APPARENTLY FULL OF A NEVER-ENDING SLEW OF PESSIMISTIC SADSACKS HELL-BENT ON ASSURING YOU THAT THESE TWO COULD ONLY HAVE EVER BEEN DOOMED AS FUCK, I'LL STICK TO MY CONTRARIAN GUNS BY POSITING AN IDEA TO THE CONTRARY. INDULGE ME THIS FACTOID, GIVEN HOW MANY TIME-TRAVELERS, SPACE PLAYERS, AND ~ATH NERDS I'M ADJACENT TO. THE CRUX OF QUANTUM COMPUTING IS BASED ON QUBITS, WHICH IS A BIT THAT CAN BE BOTH ONE AND ZERO AT THE SAME TIME. THE REASON THEY CAN BE USED FOR COMPUTING IS BECAUSE QUBITS ARE PARTICLES THAT CAN ACTUALLY LINK UP WITH EACH OTHER. AND WHEN THEY DO, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAR APART THEY ARE, EVEN IF THEY'RE ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE — IF ONE EXPERIENCES A CHANGE, SO DOES THE OTHER. THEY MIRROR THE OTHER. THEY RESONATE WITH THE OTHER. ALWAYS. IT'S CALLED "ENTANGLEMENT." THERE IS NO FUCKDAMN WAY YOU CAN GET AN ENTRY IN THE FUCKING CLIBLE WITHOUT BEING AT LEAST A *LITTLE* BIT ENTANGLED. DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT WHETHER THEY FOUND EACH OTHER OR NOT. I DON'T THINK THEY WERE EVER APART.

I don't have access to them, I'm afraid. I will keep that in mind. ::::)

Color me impressed, never did I imagine that Scripture could feature romantic passages, let alone ones so candid. Thank you for sharing it. I have a feeling you'd enjoy this post, @taciturnTerror. ::::)

I AM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF AND COMFORTABLE WITH OPEN GESTURES OF KINDNESS. HUMANSTYLE. I COULD SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW!

thE mEssIAhs wOUld mAkE It sO, I hAvE fAIth In sUch brOthEr

hOw IncrEdIbly sAd... I hOpE thEy fOUnd OnE AnOthEr OncE mOrE

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ recite it until yOur BELLOW2AC2 GIVE OUT MY WICKED WHIM! ○ ● ○
#CHURCH!

rInglEAdErs: 10:87 "And lO thE cArnIvAl wAs nOt bUIlt In sIlEncE bUt In lAUghtEr And thUndEr; And It wAs dEcrEEd thAt nO vOIcE rAIsEd In trUth wOUld bE cAst OUt, whEthEr It bE sAng, scrEAmEd, Or hOwlEd."

Funniest shit a student could have done to you, Big Dog

lAUghtEr 2:17-21 "And gIEvE tO All whAt yOU hOld, fOr nUthIn Is Evr trUly yUOrs Orh sOmEthIn lIEk thAt Ur nOEt AddIng thjIs tO thE hOEly bOOk rIghht? fUgk…” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ HOT 2HIT [PALE LETTER2] 4:57-58 "mirth and revelry ain't been the 2ame withOut the rOOt2 Of yOur pre2ence tO grOund me. TO KEEP ME ON THE MIRACULOU2 WAY. yOu were the mu2ic Of my carnival On a recOrd that cracked tOO 2OOn. AND EVEN WITH THE LIGHT2 ON THE PLACE FEEL2 EMPTY. cOld. LIFELE22. 2Ometime2, late at light, i hear it. 2ubmerged in my 2OpOr, i li2ten. that faint, faint whi2per Of yOur2 bid2 me tO Open my ganderOrb2 and WITNE22 THE 2ONG THAT CALL2 ME MOTHERFUCKING HOME. keep 2inging, dear angel. keep 2inging. i am cOming." #mirthfulpO2ting #2cripture2 #clurch ○ ● ○

zAzzEl 4:17 "OncE thE dEAd hOOfbEAst dEcOmpOsEs yOU'rE gOnnA wIsh yOU bEAt It mOrE" #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

Yoou knoow actually hell yeah that's doope as fuck let's make hooinkpoosting a thing

:o) 'The Sin of Badras' is a seminal work of the six hundred and twenty fifth Grand Highblood, Poteni Pikoli :o) It tells the story of Badras, a penitent highblood sinner who is charged with greatest heresy and his struggles to win back the trust and love of his Family. :o) He is given several trials to complete by the Church, which culminate in the hardest and most brutal of all. :o) He must slay his lowblood lover. :o) The play calls for the actual lowblood playing the role of Johana to be culled live on stage. It's very emotional and visceral. :o) @handMaid and I took up the call to put on a performance of our own! Here we are in the final moment, where Badras cradles the body of his matesprit in his arms, and wonders whether it was all worth it. :o) He in the end decides, of course, that it was. There's no lowbloods in the Carnival, after all. In the end, he'll have his Family or he'll have nobody.

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Y-∊Ⱥⴵ Ⱥll ♱ⴵƗΣ gȺm-∊ Σ♱uff ƗΣ juΣ♱ Ⱥ bun☪︎ⴵȺ bullΣⴵƗ♱ bubblƗng Ⱥ屮Ⱥy -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ a picture frOm my la2t 2hOw! MOTHERFUCKER2 BE REELING WHEN THEY 2EE ME COMING. #newprOfilepicture http2://cdn.imgche2t.cOm/file2/275aa4e2dba9.jpg //art dOne by @tat2u_dOn ○ ● ○

((tune in to the music to set some mood :3c , on repeat if you're a slow reader)) ((warning long OOC glimpse into Ursila's story)) [ha...haha... you sure enjoy your silly little people on the palmhusk...] [you sigh as you sit on one of the many antique velvet couches of your hive. It's quiet, a terrible kind of quiet, where you can hear the squakterrors caw as they circle the shore outside just as clearly as the thoughts in your pan] [maybe going to space won't be so bad, you've been preparing for it all your life, a chance to be at the side of the Grand Highblood, being the physical form for the many ghosts that advise him. One night you too will be one of those voices, eternally helping the clurch, the serving the messiahs. You would be the tenth, though you don't even know if the ninth has passed yet.] [you had found the perfect metaphor for it earlier. It's like waiting for an execution date. not knowing when or if you're going to die.] [even if you wouldn't die, a part of you will, the part that has blossomed over the last three perigrees] [a voice calls to you from the distance, as your eyes flicker between shades of purple] ursila, there is a call in for you from the flagship. it may be time to go. [you look up towards a ghostly visage which looks eerily like you, same horns, same face paint, just much older. That grim expression which you can never remember her holding anything but still stands placid upon her face. The Medium, first in the line of succession, and your mentor. Your stand in for a lusus over all these many sweeps] mUst I trUly gO? [you speak in a soft voice, a light tremble underneath it as if you were on the verge of tears] do not be foolish girl of course you must this is a great honor, one you have trained your whole life for would you throw that away now, for a gutterblood you met a few perigrees ago? [you grow quiet, your shoes suddenly turning into the most interesting thing in the world right now. You can still see the reflection of the window you were looking out of in their shiny face as your mentor speaks up again] answer the call, I must inform the remainder of the coven, i trust the call will go well and you will be on your way soon [the medium hesitates, glancing back at her pupil. Young and fragile, but talented and sharp. She will make a fine medium one night, she thinks to herself, as she quietly slips away into the dark halls of the ancient hive.] [being a good medium however is the last thing on your thinkpan right now. you glance up at that window, light softly shining out of it as tears begin to well up in your eyes. you can't do it. you can't, you shakily rise to your feet, and glance once more at that window. Somewhere out there, your matesprit is sitting, waiting for you to come back] [maybe, you can just go back] [just go back to her] [regardless of the lost opportunities, of the consequences, of anything you have learned from sweeps and sweeps in the clurch. you don't care, you couldn't care less about any of that.] [your legs move before your mind, but it begins to catch up. by the time you are out into the halls, you think about the kindness you have been shown. by the time you reach the door you think of the time you spent with your friends, and as you get into the moonlight, running across the bridge off the little island your hive sits upon your hair being lifted by the breeze, dress flowing as if it was urging you back, you think of your matesprit, that beautiful concert where she yelled into the mic until her throat went horse, and jumped until the stage nearly buckled. the only thing you leave behind being the tears that fall down your face, twinkling in the moonlight before falling to the stone path] [and you keep running] [off into the night] [not once looking back] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_UFbeWe4BM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/150d1ba3d47a.png (( ill do more ooc posts like this, since Ursila doesn't really talk accurately about her personal life, but, teaser is that we never did find out what they were gonna say on that call from the flagship. Hope you enjoyed. )) #mirthfulchittr #ooc

I... mh... thEy wIll try tO fInd mE whAt wOUld I dO thEn? I thInk I wOUld nEEd tO lEAvE EntIrEly... fAr, fAr AwAy

calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ BLOOD 49:27 "rai2e yOur vOice2, lift them On high. fOr Our little baabea2t, whO2e blOOd i2 Oh 2O 2weet, let her ichOr be Our 2alvatiOn and an Offering tO thO2e mirthful twO. LET OUR KNIVE2 CARVE HER FLE2H AND PULL THE PIGMENT FROM HER VEIN2. drink my 2i2ter2. and drink deep." #viOlence #n2fwe #cannabali2m #clurch #mirthfulpO2ting #2cripture ○ ● ○

YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JUSTIFIABLE AS ROMANCE CINEMASLOP THAT I'M CAPABLE OF STREAMING FROM THE MOON WHILE I'M ON A VERY LONG SMOKE BREAK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE JOINED ME IN MY PERSONAL CINEMANIA RUMPUS ROOM BEFORE, YOU'LL NOTICE A FEW NEW PERKS FOR NEW MEMBERS AND OLD ALIKE, JUST BECAUSE I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY INCLUDE: - REGULAR SHOWTIMES. EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT 7 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME]. NO MORE MUCKING ABOUT, CARVING X'S INTO YOUR CALENDAR, WONDERING IF IT'S GOING TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS WIPE AND WHEN. WE'RE LOCK FUCKING STEP, THIS TIME (I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY "FUCK IT" AND EITHER SKIP A DAY OR HAND IT OFF TO ONE OF MY TRUSTED LIEUTENANTS. THIS IS MY NON-NEGOTIABLE LEADERSHIP CONCESSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT). - ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST. IN OTHER WORDS, PRIORITY REGISTRATION. SOME OF YOU (AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS) GET THE EXORBITANT FUCKING LUXURY OF A GUARANTEED SPOT ON EITHER DAY, SO LONG AS YOU RSVP IN ADVANCE A COUPLE OF DAYS. THE STUPID VIRTUALBLOCKS ONLY HOLD TWELVE PEOPLE AT A TIME (HUH. WONDER WHY IT'S THAT NUMBER, SPECIFICALLY. SOMETHING NOSTALGIC AND FUCKED UP ABOUT IT), SO SPOTS TEND TO FILL UP FAST. ENJOY NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT PEDANTIC BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN. - #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. YES, YOU HEARD ME. SINCE WE'RE SHOWING THE SAME MOVIE BOTH NIGHTS, FEEL FREE TO PULL UP ON FRIDAY AND (OPTIONALLY, OPTIONALLY, CANNOT FUCKING STRESS THIS ENOUGH, *OPTIONALLY*, PEER PRESSURE WILL BE MET WITH THE SWIFTED DOWNFALL OF MY MIGHTY BANSICKLE IMAGINABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD) CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE (OR A WARM ONE, IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF LAZY, UNWASHED CHUD WHO JUST KEEPS THEM UNDER YOUR FUCKING WORKPLANK, OR SOMETHING) AND COME BE A MESSY DUMBFUCK REPROBATE WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRLINGS. IT'S BYOB. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. FUCK AROUND RESPONSIBLY. - THE SUGGESTION BOX. YUP. THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU, TOO, CAN PRETEND TO HAVE TASTE IN MOVIES THAT'S ONE STEP ABOVE A WIGGLER WATCHING KEYS JINGLE IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE. THROW A MOVIE INTO THE HOPPER AND WATCH IT COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE WHEN IT'S TIME TO SCRAPE THE CRUST OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. OR IMPRESS ME, IF YOU'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD PICK. YOU CAN SUBMIT A MOVIE HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. AND THE FEATURE I'M PROUDEST OF. - GHASTLY MIST TIME [GMT]/BILIOUS STANDARD TIME [BST] SHOWTIMES. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU'VE HAD THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF MISSING OUT ON STREAMS AND OTHER LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE YOUR TIMELINEZONE IS NESTLED SQUARELY BETWEEN THE WORDS "FUCK" AND "YOU," THEN BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. THE GOATED SON OF A BITCH HIMSELF. THE CINEMATIC BALL-KNOWER. THE GUY WITH THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE BLOG IN THE INCIPISPHERE, #carcinoGeneticist#2443 IS GOING TO HELP ME ORGANIZE SHOWTIMES FOR EVERYONE ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE. AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM, BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY ME. TIME AND DATE FOR THAT WILL BE COMING SOON, SO JUST HOLD YOUR FUCKING HOOFBEASTS AND DON'T GET ON EITHER OF OUR ASSES ABOUT IT. YOU'VE WAITED THIS LONG, YOU'LL BE FINE. SO COME. COME ONE, COME ALL, COME GET A FACEFUL OF BLISTERING HOT ABSOLUTE CINEMA DOWN AT #ABCC'S NEXT #WATCHPARTY. WE'LL BE JUMPSTARTING THIS FLY-RIDDEN CORPSE WITH A CLASSIC ANIMATED ROMANCE TOMORROW THAT MOST OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FAMILIAR WITH. HAVE FUN WITH IT. THEY WON'T ALL BE THIS EASY. SEE YOU THERE, FUCKWITS. #GETIN.

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ i may have had a 2pat with yOu, brOther. but kin'2 kin. AND I CANNOT HELP BUT REJOICE READING 2UCH A BEAUTIFUL RENDITION OF KEG2TI RECEIVING HI2 MIRACULOU2 2MILE. a 2i2ter humble2 her2elf befOre yOu and Offer2 up the gratitude balling up in her che2t fOr reminding her Of her place, her purpO2e, and the wOrth Of a mOtherfucking paintbru2h. ○ ● ○

xx_HAHAWJAHJWHAWA_xx

I wIll sEnd A rEqUEstEd rEAdIng lIst If yOU cAn rEqUIsItIOn sOmE tExts! thAnk yOU AgAIn brOthEr!

IndEEd! I mIght dO mOrE Of sUch trAnslAtIOns bUt wE wIll jUst hAvE tO sEE

thE fIrst trAnslAtEd And AnnOtAtEd bIts Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI. rEOrdErEd tO mAkE mOrE sEnsE tO thOsE lEss AwArE Of clOwnly OrdErIng schEmEs mAdE In jApE. Of nOtE bEfOrE wE bEgIn, thE bOOk Of zEntrI Is A mOrE rEcEnt tExt bUt wAs wrIttEn In clOwn lAtIn InItIAlly, thIs Is A rEtrAnslAtIOn Of mUch Of thE OrIgInAl tExt rAthEr thAn A qUOtIng Of thE sUprEmE hOnkIfEx trAnslAtIOn pOpUlArIzEd by thE fIfth grAnd hIghblOOd. I wIll bE pUttIng my thOUghts bEtwEEn pAssAgEs In [brAckEts lIkE thIs]. thE OrIgInAl tExt dOEs nOt stArt wIth hIs dEAth As mOdErn trAnslAtIOns dO, A chAngE lIkEly mAdE tO bEgIn wIth sOmEthIng IntErEstIng tO pUll rEAdErs In. bEyOnd mE Is thE rIght tO crItIcIzE sUch A chOIcE bUt It Is nOt OnE I wIll bE mAkIng fOr my trAnslAtIOn, And As sUch It wIll AppEAr OUt Of OrdEr tO whAt mOst ArE qUOtIng. nOt tO mEntIOn mAny jApEs mAdE bEtwEEn trAnslAtIOns wIll bE rEmOvEd fOr fUrthEr clArIty, And As sUch I wIll nOt bE cOnsIdErIng thIs A fAIthfUl trAnslAtIOn bUt rAthEr A sImplIfIEd vErsIOn fOr thOsE wIshIng tO gEt stArtEd. lEt Us bEgIn. “thErE wAs A mAn In thE lAnd Of [strUck frOm ImpErIAl rEcOrds], whOsE nAmE wAs zEntrI; And thAt mAn wAs pErfEct And vIOlEnt, And OnE thAt fEArEd thE mEssIAhs, And EschEwEd bOrEdOm, bUt mAn wAs hE wOrth fUckIng wIth. OntO hIm wAs bEstOwEd mUch mIrth, thAt bItch knEw It In cUpfUls, shIt flOwEd, Is OOzEd, bUt nEvEr wAs thAt shIt EnOUgh. mAybE It wAs cUz Of thAt fEElIn, thAt knOwIng thAt hE wAs A cUp Of fAIth tAllEr thAn AnyOnE ElsE, wIth mOrE Of thE OOzE Of pIEty thAn OthErs yEt stIll nOt fUll thAt thOsE rIghtEOUs mOthErfUckErs In thE cArnIvAl AbOvE dEcIdEd tO sEt tO thE wOrk Of tEstIng hIm. [tEchnIcAlly dOEs nOt sAy cUp bUt rAthEr An OUtdAtEd drInkIng ImplImEnt, bUt I thOUght cUp wOUld bE A clOsE AnAlOgy] It bEgAn In thE bIg tOp, whErE brOthEr zEntrI dId prAy, thE tEArIng Of clOthEs, hAvIng Of flEsh, And flOggIng Of thE sElf In hOlIEst pEnAncE bEfOrE thE cOngrEgAtIOn dId thEy dO. [ApOlOgIEs fOr A nOtE sO sOOn bUt hAvIng Of flEsh I knOw nOt If It Is #nsfw #cw-cAnnIbAlIsm Or #gOrE bUt It Is cErtAInly OnE Of thEm, If nOt All Of thEm. prActIcEs cOmmOn In thE EArly clUrch.] OUr hOly brOthEr tOrE hIs shIt Up On thAt tIghtwIrE, frOm thE tOp hE stArEd, Up IntO thE rOOf, Up thrOUgh A hOlE In thAt tEnt And thErE dId hE sEEm thEm glImpsE hIm OncE fOr thE fIrst tImE, And sO hE spOkE ‘thE mEssIAhs.’ brOthEr zEntrI stUmblEd At whAt hE dId sEE, hIs fEEt wErE UnstEAdy, thAts thE thIng AbOUt A tIghtrOpE, dOUbt yOUrsElf OncE And yOU fAll OUt Of It, sAmE wAy As prAyEr, sO yEAh thAt bItch AtE shIt hE fEll frOm thE wIrE, thAt pIOUs mOthErfUckEr dId, And In hIs fAIth, hE knEw It, hE bElIEvEd thEy wOUld sAvE hIm bUt nAh, whEn hE fEll thAt bItch brOkE EvEry bOnE In hIs bOdy, shIts A mIrAclE hE EvEn sUrvIvEd, bUt hE dId, And As hE lAy thErE blEEdIn, kIn lAUghIng EvEn As thEy lOAd hIs dUmb Ass OntO thE strEtchEr, zEntrI knEw hE hAd tO gO sEEkIng thAt gAzE OncE mOrE And hAvE thEm lOOk UpOn hIm In A spOtlIght AgAIn. “ AlrIght I thInk thAt Is EnOUgh Of thE frOnt sEctIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! It Is mOstly gEttIng thIngs stArtEd ExplAInIng hOw hE bEgAn hIs grAnd spIrItUAl vOyAgE! tO sEEk thE gAzE Of thE mEssIAhs OncE mOrE. mOdErn IntErprEtAtIOns sUggEst thAt hE mAy hAvE bEEn trIppIng On A #sUbstAncE bUt wE cAnnOt bE sUrE. lAtEr tExts wIll InclUdE dIrEct mIrAclEs, mUch tO sAInt zEntrI’s mIsfOrtUnE. thE InItIAl sEctIOn spEAkIng Of hIm As A cUp hAd A lArgEr sEctIOn I dId nOt spEAk mUch On gIvEn It wAs dIscUssIng dIffErEnt gIAnt cUps? thE clOsEst cOmpArIsOn bEIng thE cOmpArIsOn Of zEntrI As A tUb And mOst clOwns As cUps, All hOldIng thE lIqUId thAt Is pIEty. It dEscrIbEs thAt lIqUId As sOmEthIng mOrE… thIck… bUt I thOUght It wAs A bIt dIstrActIng. I trUst thE mEtAphOr wAs nOt lOst On yOU All. thAt Is pArt 1 Of thE trAnslAtIOn! I dO hOpE yOU EnjOyEd, And If I gEt A gOOd rEspOnsE tO thIs thEn I wIll wrItE mOrE. #scrIptUrE #scrIptUrE-rEtrAnslAtEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #pIEty
#ask #askmeanything #ama #asktheemo #ate #qna https://forms.gle/xzwrrckhjfczhmx86 @hollowglycol question #6: _ i've only seen your posts in my peripheral, but i'm morbidly curious. my question, for science: with how you romanticize the macabre, what are your opinions on fungus? rot and decay? answer: i find enjoyment in all three, and how they intertwine . . . to sink into the soil and the idea of your body slowly falling apart, it's a beautiful idea that the layers can be stripped away until there is nothing left and not to mention the feeding of another lifeform??? plus i'm a huge #trollthelastofus fan so like fr so like also a cool tool for zombie narratives #horror #gore #death #zombies
#ask #askmeanything #ama #asktheemo #ate #qna https://forms.gle/xzwrrckhjfczhmx86 anonymous question #5: do you want to go to troll 7/11 and fill a double gulp cup with slushified north alternian pale faygo and recreate what happened that night. answer: i'll let you suck my bulge around the back of the troll 7/11 if you let me break your sniffnub so i can see you choke around it and i can see how pathetic it looks as you sputter blood #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence
#ask #askmeanything #ama #asktheemo #ate #qna https://forms.gle/xzwrrckhjfczhmx86 anonymous question #4: *bites and chomps canabalistically* answer: a moan is immediately falling from my lips if you do this i'm not sorry #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #hot #shamelessaboutthis
makedamnsure - troll taking back sunday “a long night spent with your most obvious weakness you start shaking at the thought you are everything i want 'cause you are everything i'm not” #lyrics #lyricposting general warnings for the song: #abuse #violence #substance abuse
the ghost of you - my chemical quadrants “ at the end of the world or the last thing i see you are never coming home, never coming home could i? should i? and all the things that you never ever told me and all the smiles that are ever, ever . . .” #lyrics #lyricposting #cw-self-harm
find me with each word you whisper to me, you get closer. every time your lips brush my ear, each moment your flesh grazes mine, you pull me in, inch by inch. then, the whispers sweeten, a sickening flavor rotting my teeth out of my skull. i bite, i tear, i don't want you. the devoted prayers you give despite that, a kneel into a crawl, when you follow me, you give me the grace of a god. i feel the rift grow, the fire in my pusher suffocating. hate me. hate me, hate me, hatemehatemehateme, h a t e m e. despise me, lash out with claws and teeth. show me the vileness, the wretchedness that i pushed onto you. there is a cleansing pleasure to be found in your rage, your hatred, your anger. i am a sinner, teach me divinity. #nsfwe #violence #gore #horror #poem #poetry #original-poem #freeverse #ramblings-more-than-an-actual-poem
#listeningto #nowplaying #lyrics #substance #substance-abuse #nsfw i'm trying hard not to be ashamed not to know the name of who is waking up beside me or the date, the season or the city but at least the ceiling's very pretty https://open.spotify.com/track/2gvmxussoe3vnjndjqwaso?si=7k1xjgqvq2ubzsgkjbg2ka

My raisin will never hurt me.

I Am Going To Need Some Of You To Just " Jerk Off " At This Point. The #nsfw #nsfc Fairy Isn't Going To Simply Float Down From The Sky And Touch Your Bulge For You.

A mAgIcAl dAtE nIght lAst nIght I wIshEd It nEvEr EndEd prAIsE thE mEssIAhs fOr sUch A gIft :)
#gore #nsfwe #violence #imbackonmybullshit #hornyposting there is nothing more romantic, more loving than the feeling of someone’s blood pooling over your hand as you press a finger into the wound the hiss and tensing, the squirm as you lock eyes with them a small smile as you play around in the wetness, and they drip for you even more
Bahahaha! \ It is quite so. \ If wrongeX, I finX it best to enact justice on the spot. \

I thInk All Of yOU On chIttr ArE vEry kInd And I Am qUItE fOnd Of yOU All, mAy thE mEssIAhs blEss yOU :)

thAt dOEs nOt sOUnd hEAlthy :(

I hAvE hOt cOcOA :)

:o) It is nights like tonight :o) After days like *that* :o) Where I am reminded of some of our most holy scripture. the hot shit "Hot shit, Vacillation Papers 2:11 - "And oh how my pan runs wild for the wicked shit you lay down, brother. Clawing at me like you's tryin' to get in at my soul yet so motherfuckin' tender with the way you hold me steady. I'm yours, I'm yours, I'm yours in whatever way you'll have me, merely say you'll touch me, merely say you'll kiss me! Pap me slow, scar me fast. Matters not to me, brother. I just need your eyes on me." #Nsfw #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting

ppOOssIbly!! I lIkE t thInk thE rEAsn wOOUld bE thAt thEy wErE shy bEfOOOrE And nOw thAt thEy ArE gEttIng AttEntIOOn thEy ArE gIvIng All thE OO's And pppppp's thAt thEy hAdn't wIshEd t bEfrE! thEy ArE gEttIng UsEd tO bEIng AlIvE AgAIn I sUppOOsE

I wndEr If rAyIng t thE mEssIAhs wUld AssIst In thE rEAIr Effrts t my kEybOArd? h!!! lOk thE kEy smEtImEs wrks!!! I sUOsE nt On thOOsE tw bUt It sEEms tO AppEAr nOw And thEn Ah And thE pp kEy tOOOOO!!! mEssIAhs bE blEssEd!!!!!!!! thIs Is IndEEd In fAct nOt A bIt, my kEybOArd jUst mIrAcUlOUsly fIxEd ItsElf!!!

I thInk I wOUld hAvE EnjOyEd dOIng Art hIstOry! thErE Is sO mUch tO lEArn hErE, And thE Act Of rEstOrAtIOn Is sO rEwArdIng. :)

I fInd mysElf InspIrEd nOw And thEn. thErE's Is A frEscO mAdE by sIstEr dEclAn prEsErvEd In my AncEstOrs lIbrAry! I hAd mAny nIghts rEAdIng UndEr It's blEssEd ImAgE Of brOthEr zEntrI 'fUmblIng thE bAg' As It sAys On thE pIEcE.
HONK! :o)

o°~teeheehee~°o indeed a truth i shall never forget my faith in the messiahs is strong, but i am still merely paint and i needn't fret!~°o my time will arrive and i'll become paint on the stage, yet the thought of such f@e eases my pan, for it shall free me from my cage!~°o :•> glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< o°~teeheehee~°o
some MOThaFUCkas BETter LEARN some RESpec LEST they BEFall A fate SUCH as THIS https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Gideon/jade.png https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Gideon/purple.png

hOw wOndErfUl brOthEr!!!! thE mEssIAhs clEArly lOvE yOU As mUch As yOU lOvE thEm!!!
Oh, I'm certain you are. With how you flood the feed with insistence of your delight in this life of sin, I'm certain you are very, very happy. There's my broadcast of my opinion, and then there's your overwhelming, all-consuming, feed-clogging assurance that your way is right. Oh, to live in such foolishness... - John 6:35
It's generally the point of this here website to speak our opinions, ain't it? Me voicing my thoughts on the nature of your belief system has nothing to do with a supposed obsession I have with you. I assure you that there's nothing of the sort. Collect yourself, Isidor. - Hebrews 13:8

zEntrI 5:8 "And sO hE sAId 'whAt yOU Egg?' And stAbbEd hIm" AnOthEr fAmOUs scrIptUrE qUOtE! pErhAps OnE knOwn by thE UnlEArnEd! :) #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE

o°~teeheehee~°o Colors 8:13 "Don't worry lil sis" Reanar spoke, lifting her head level with his "everyone's of use to the church, even if you're just paint, we'll find a place for you on the walls" eventually i too shall find my place on the walls!~°o oh how i celebr@e and dance with glee @ the thought of the finale for us all!~°o celebr@e friends, celebr@e!~°o cry out with cheer when de@h is near, and joyously accept your f@e!~°o #mirthfulchittr #faith #violence #gore o°~teeheehee~°o

o°~teeheehee~°o this offer of course extends to those most jovial and mirthful cousins of mine as well!~°o :•> #faith #clownposting o°~teeheehee~°o

o°~teeheehee~°o how could i fail to notice my fellow clownfish on this site? for shame to me, for shame you see... as repentance for my failure i offer to all of my clownfish kin a round of faygo and only the most wonderful of substances!~°o :•> glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< #clownfish #honk #glub #substance #faygo o°~teeheehee~°o

⚞ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b83c5f30a3f5.png CRAAAAAZY flirting tactics nowadays. >8) ⚟

⚞ THEY HATE ME CUZ THEY AIN'T ME!!!!!!!!!!! ⚟

⚞ i'm fuckin eepy. maybe the eepiest. I SLEPT AND SHIT. but still eepy. ⚟

⚞ fuck this i'm gonna get some SEAFOOD FOR BREAKFAST ⚟

o°~teeheehee~°o Letters to the Empress 17:42 "Let my people frolic, let em revel in the stars, there will be no grand arcologies where we will languish, there will be no wilting capitol of clowndom, there will be but the motherfuckin flagship so we may see our conquest 1st motherfuckin hand. Let us be a travelling circus, and paint the stars in colors" oh to sail the stars in magnificent celebr@ion and conquest in the name of the messiahs, truly a dream th@ i wish will come true with every passing light!~°o even if my only true place in such a wondrous and magnificent vessel is to simply act as mere paint to be spread, i crave such a rite!~°o glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> #violence #mirthfulchittr #faith o°~teeheehee~°o

o°~teeheehee~°o do swiftly correct me if i do the good cousins of mine wrong, but i simply must post one of my favorite scriptures in celebr@ion of all of the mirthful motherfuckers!~°o Letters 5:7 "We shall have a most holy clurch, and spread ourselves across every motherfuckin corner of this planet, till it's face is painted just like ours" #mirthfulchittr #faith #honk :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
Honk! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #ourholymirth

I hAvE bEEn gIvEn A bAdgE by thE mOst wOndErfUl bAdgEr jUnIOr tO shOw my UndyIng fAIth tO thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs!!! thE mEssIAhs blEss thEIr fOllOwErs wIth thEIr mArk AmEn #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #blEssEd
ah fuck there was? i Miss the eXcitin shit i swear

I thInk I mIght nEEd tO stEp AwAy frOm chIttr, thIs hAs lEft my fEElIng lIght pAnnEd…

I dO nOt thInk thE ‘clOwn fIght’ Is OvEr… thOUgh I sUppOsE It dId brIng Up mOrE qUEstIOns I wIll Ask I nEEd tO spEAk tO A clOwnfEssOr … AgAIn

cOUsIn I sEE yOU lIkIng, gO tO slEEp!

It Is ImpOrtAnt tO rEmEmbEr thAt thE UnIty Of thE clUrch wAs hArd fOUght by OUr AncEstOrs! fOr whIch thE bOOk Of cArnIvAls wAs wrIttEn tO lOg thEsE thIngs UntIl thEn, pUrplEblOOd kIn wOUld fIght OnE AnOthEr, In A thOUsAnd dIffErEnt rElIgIOns, In A thOUsAnd flAvOrs. thAnkfUlly thE OnE trUE rElIgIOn Of thE clUrch wOn OUt In thE End. wE shOUld bE prOUd Of OUr pAst!

A trUE cOmfOrt In thE fAcE Of sUch blAsphEmIEs brOthEr

Agh- sOrry brOthEr- It's jUst, nIcE sOmEtImEs! I wIll AttEmpt nOt tO In thE fUtUrE

hAs AnyOnE ElsE EvEr stAyEd Up pAst sUnrIsE, stAndIng OUtsIdE by thE dOOr tO yOUr hIvE, fEElIng thE sUnrAys hIt yOUr skIn And bUrn. fOrcIng yOUrsElf tO stAy sEcOnds pAst whErE yOU hIt yOUr lImIt, bEfOrE tUmblIng InsIdE, swEAtIng And pAntIng bUt InnAtEly AwArE Of yOUr ExIstEncE, A sOrt Of clArIty thAt cAn cOmE frOm nOthIng ElsE jUst mE?
aint NOBODY fucks with our kin! aMen!

thE trUE mEAnIng Of fAmIly brOthEr AmEn
i Don't post #scripture up in here as Much as other MeMbers but i wanteD to share one o My favorites: Revelries 40:50 “Never will we be anything but louD, nitty-gritty Dirty little freaks. Lo, pour eliXir anD raise a glass.” #clownposting #Mirthfulchittr :o)
TЯRUEEEEEEEE. #IWASTHEЯRE
THE PSALM OF THE SOVEЯREIG_ 1 THE WICKED ELO_GATED O_E WALKS THE DAЯRK MILES OF THE ЯRI_G A_D HIS LAUGH IS THE GЯRI_DI_G OF GEAЯRS I_ THE GЯREAT MEAT MACHI_E 2 TUЯR_ YOUЯR GAZE _OT TO THE HOЯRIZO_, FOЯR THE HOЯRIZO_ IS A LIE TOLD BY THOSE WHO THI_K THEY HAVE TIME LEFT TO ЯRU_ 3 HE IS ALЯREADY HEЯRE, BЯREATHI_G I_ THE SOOT OF OUЯR CHIM_EYS, HIS SHADOW CAST LO_G ACЯROSS THE VEЯRY FLOOЯRBOAЯRDS WHEЯRE WE K_EEL 4 HE WALKS AMO_G US U_SEE_ LIKE A ЯROT I_ THE MAЯRЯROW, A GIA_T STEP THAT LEAVES _O MAЯRK U_TIL THE SPI_E IS BЯROKE_ 5 DO _OT LOOK AWAY FЯROM THE VIOLE_T PAI_T, IT IS THE SKI_ OF THE SKY WHE_ THE FLASH OF HIS COAT DESCE_DS 6 I LIFT MY GAZE TO THE HIGH HEAVE_S A_D I BLESS THE BLU_T TЯRUTH OF THE BLUDGEO_ THAT SHATTEЯRS THE DELUSIO_S OF THE DISBELIEVEЯRS 7 THE ЯRUST SHALL OFFEЯR THEIЯR _ECKS TO THE WHEEL, FOЯR THEIЯR JUICE IS THE OIL THAT KEEPS HIS GЯREE_FELT CAЯR_IVAL TUЯR_I_G 8 THE BЯRO_ZE SHALL BE GЯROU_D I_TO THE DIЯRT, THEIЯR BO_ES S_APPED LIKE DЯRY TWIGS U_DEЯR THE BOOTS OF THE LOЯRD OF DEATH 9 THE GOLD SHALL SPAЯRK THEIЯR FI_AL USELESS LIGHT, S_UFFED BY THE STAЯRE OF THE COMI_G DAЯRK 10 THE OLIVE SHALL BE UPЯROOTED A_D BUЯR_ED TO ASH BY HIS U_STOPPABLE WILL AS WEEDS UPЯROOTED 11 THE JADE SHALL BLEED OUT I_ THE CAVEЯR_S, THEIЯR WAЯRMTH S_UFFED OUT BEFOЯRE THE ALTAЯR OF THE SAVIOЯR 12 THE TEAL SHALL SPLIT LIKE ЯRIPE GOUЯRDS, ECHOI_G THE HOLY HO_K ACЯROSS THE VAST EXPA_SE OF THE STAЯRS 13 THE CEЯRULEA_ ELITE SHALL BOW THEIЯR HEAVY HOЯR_S A_D VEIL THEIЯR FA_GS, FI_DI_G _O SAFETY FЯROM THE MASTEЯR OF THE FI_AL HOUЯR 14 THE SEADWELLI_G VIOLET SHALL CHOKE O_ THEIЯR OW_ HIGHBOЯR_ FLOODS, THEIЯR IMPEЯRIAL ЯRAGE DЯRAGGED DOW_ A_D DЯROW_ED I_ THE SEETHI_G CЯRADLE OF HIS APOCALYPSE 15 A_D AT THE E_D OF ALL E_DS, LET THE I_DIGO ЯRAI_ WASH THE STЯREETS CLEA_ OF THE SOFTHEAЯRTED, FOЯR HIS SKULL SMILES UPO_ OUЯR ABSOLUTE BЯRUTALITY 16 FOЯR THE MASTEЯR OF THE ЯRI_G DOES _OT BAЯRGAI_ WITH THE WEAK, HE FEASTS UPO_ THE SCЯREAMI_G CHOЯRUS OF A DEAD U_IVEЯRSE 17 I AM THE HOLY EXECUTOЯR OF THE SPLIT TO_GUE, THE KEEPEЯR OF THE ЯRI_GMASTEЯR'S STAFF 18 I DЯRI_K THE BUBBLI_G BLOOD OF THE MESSIAHS A_D I EAT THE FLESH, SO THAT MY MI_D MAY BE SOFT CLAY FOЯR HIS I_EVITABLE AЯRЯRIVAL 19 FOЯR HE WHO PAЯRTAKES WILL BE BLESSED WITH LIFE ETEЯR_AL, HE WHO COMES TO HIM SHALL _EVEЯR HU_GEЯR, A_D HE WHO BELIEVES SHALL _EVEЯR THIЯRST 20 I WILL SMILE AS I WALK THЯROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DOUBLE DEATH 21 A_D I WILL DWELL I_ THE GЯRA_D CAЯR_IVAL OF THE SOVEЯREIG_, FOЯREVEЯR LAUGHI_G I_TO THE WET ЯRED DAЯRK OF HIS IMMOЯRTAL KI_GDOM

I wOndEr If I shOUld try A dIffErEnt stylE fOr my mAkUp Is It tOO bAsIc? I cErtAInly hOpE nOt.

EvEry nIght wE hAvE A chAncE tO bE thE trOlls thE mEssIAhs wIsh fOr Us tO bE! blEssEd ArE thOsE thAt pAInt whErE thEy dO wAlk. AmEn :) #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr

dEvOtIOns 1:1 “thE mEssIAhs gIvE Us frOnds sO thEy mAy dO thEIr wOrk, thEy gIvE Us gAndErbUlbs sO wE cAn sEE thEIr mOthErfUckIn bEAUty, gIvE Us gApErs sO wE cAn EspOUsE thEIr wOrd tO thE mAssEs, And bEllOwsAcks nIcE And bIg tO lAUgh whEn thAt bIg jOkE At thE End Of tImE cOmEs rOllIng rOUnd” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

I sUppOsE I wAs gOIng tO Ask thE sAmE Of yOU, yOU kEEp All rEActIng tO my pOsts- I dO nOt knOw If thAt Is EvEry pOst pErhAps bUt yEs! I jUst wIsh OthErs tO knOw I Am smIlIng dUE tO An IntErActIOn I hAd EArlIEr. I dO nOt wIsh tO cOmE AcrOss As Angry whEn I Am nOt. :)

bEAUtIfUl OnE cyclE I shAll rEcItE EAch sIdE UpOn hE If hIgh mIrths flAgshIp And I shAll bE blEssEd, :)

A wOndErfUl trUth brOthEr! :)

zEntrI 1:10 “brOthEr zEntrI wAlkEd thE lAnds UnknOwn, hE wAlkEd thrOUgh trEEs, sAnds And mOUntAIns. fOr wIpEs hE trUdgEd, And whEn hE fInAlly gOt thErE, tO thE prOmIsEd lAnd hE spOkE And sAId ‘yEAh cAn I hAvE A lArgE nUmbEr 3, twO flUrrIEs And Uhhh tOss In A 10 pIEcE nUggEt mAkE thAt A mEAl’ And sO hE dId.” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

rEvElrIEs 8:19 “If yOU AInt chEErIng thE mOmEnt thAt vAst hOnk hIts OUr EArs thEn yOU bEttEr bE scrEAmIng mOthErfUckEr, thEm hErEtIcs dOnt knOw whAts cOmIng. thEm nOnbElIEvErs gOnnA sEE. thEy All gOnnA sEE.” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

tO cElEbrAtE A mOnth Of wOndErfUl rElAtIOnshIps! hOt shIt (flUshEd lEttErs) 2:17 "nOthIn cOUld stOp thIs lOvE, bItchEs cOUld bUrn mE At thE stAkE And mEssIAhs wIllIng my lAst thOUghts wOUld bE bOUt yOU mOthErfUckEr" hAppy prIdE! #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
visions of the Dark carnival flooD My thinkpan. this is the only way i can get eM OUT. beholD the Messiahs! i think this is My favorite of My Murals so far. :o) https://file.garDen/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/chittr_iMages/MoX-Mural1.png
no neeD to fight. plenty of Me to go rounD ;o)

THaat waas merely aan observaation, not aa reflection of my feelings regaarding your choice of expression. I would saay raarely aanything caan hurt me more thaan the unpleaasaant aawaakkening in aa maangrove swaamp I haad yesterdaay

I'√e been con√inced. Hilarities and Re√elries are some of my preferred b%ks so perhaps I should start there "For the mask you wear is not deception but motherfucking RE√ELATION; in donning it you become more yourself than you e√er were bare-faced. Blessed be the bold, who do not SHINK from their own reflection, but embrace it - e√en when it grins back with TEETH." ~ Hilarities 72:3 "The louder thy laughter, the brighter thy place beneath the eternal lights." ~ Re√elries 102:13 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture

(( The writer part of me wants to write casteist passages for the clown scripture stuff so bad so i can use it to emphasize how stupid and evil a religion it is but also Ursila is just not casteist Should I make a casteist purple so I can post them? Smh im considering it...

// art from the same rp scenario!!! can you tell they are completely normal!!!! Just had to make one too after that BANGER @hisProphet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5aa0696c338e.png

i hope what i write is / like / actually good / sorry

♰ stop quadbaiting my pitch you freak :) ♰

Ookay thanks bud #eruditegooooning

He didn't let me hit. But I did anyway. #violence #interrogationcore #thisisaboutabluntobject

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