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unfortunately it is just me realizing that perhaps i have a taste in a certain type of troll that i genuinely am surprised about . . . perhaps idiocy is the new kink lmfao #nsfw
lmfao, thanks or whatever embarrassed to say it took me this far into chittr and looking at this post's replies to realize such . . .
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((tune in to the music to set some mood :3c , on repeat if you're a slow reader)) ((warning long OOC glimpse into Ursila's story)) [ha...haha... you sure enjoy your silly little people on the palmhusk...] [you sigh as you sit on one of the many antique velvet couches of your hive. It's quiet, a terrible kind of quiet, where you can hear the squakterrors caw as they circle the shore outside just as clearly as the thoughts in your pan] [maybe going to space won't be so bad, you've been preparing for it all your life, a chance to be at the side of the Grand Highblood, being the physical form for the many ghosts that advise him. One night you too will be one of those voices, eternally helping the clurch, the serving the messiahs. You would be the tenth, though you don't even know if the ninth has passed yet.] [you had found the perfect metaphor for it earlier. It's like waiting for an execution date. not knowing when or if you're going to die.] [even if you wouldn't die, a part of you will, the part that has blossomed over the last three perigrees] [a voice calls to you from the distance, as your eyes flicker between shades of purple] ursila, there is a call in for you from the flagship. it may be time to go. [you look up towards a ghostly visage which looks eerily like you, same horns, same face paint, just much older. That grim expression which you can never remember her holding anything but still stands placid upon her face. The Medium, first in the line of succession, and your mentor. Your stand in for a lusus over all these many sweeps] mUst I trUly gO? [you speak in a soft voice, a light tremble underneath it as if you were on the verge of tears] do not be foolish girl of course you must this is a great honor, one you have trained your whole life for would you throw that away now, for a gutterblood you met a few perigrees ago? [you grow quiet, your shoes suddenly turning into the most interesting thing in the world right now. You can still see the reflection of the window you were looking out of in their shiny face as your mentor speaks up again] answer the call, I must inform the remainder of the coven, i trust the call will go well and you will be on your way soon [the medium hesitates, glancing back at her pupil. Young and fragile, but talented and sharp. She will make a fine medium one night, she thinks to herself, as she quietly slips away into the dark halls of the ancient hive.] [being a good medium however is the last thing on your thinkpan right now. you glance up at that window, light softly shining out of it as tears begin to well up in your eyes. you can't do it. you can't, you shakily rise to your feet, and glance once more at that window. Somewhere out there, your matesprit is sitting, waiting for you to come back] [maybe, you can just go back] [just go back to her] [regardless of the lost opportunities, of the consequences, of anything you have learned from sweeps and sweeps in the clurch. you don't care, you couldn't care less about any of that.] [your legs move before your mind, but it begins to catch up. by the time you are out into the halls, you think about the kindness you have been shown. by the time you reach the door you think of the time you spent with your friends, and as you get into the moonlight, running across the bridge off the little island your hive sits upon your hair being lifted by the breeze, dress flowing as if it was urging you back, you think of your matesprit, that beautiful concert where she yelled into the mic until her throat went horse, and jumped until the stage nearly buckled. the only thing you leave behind being the tears that fall down your face, twinkling in the moonlight before falling to the stone path] [and you keep running] [off into the night] [not once looking back] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_UFbeWe4BM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/150d1ba3d47a.png (( ill do more ooc posts like this, since Ursila doesn't really talk accurately about her personal life, but, teaser is that we never did find out what they were gonna say on that call from the flagship. Hope you enjoyed. )) #mirthfulchittr #ooc
I... mh... thEy wIll try tO fInd mE whAt wOUld I dO thEn? I thInk I wOUld nEEd tO lEAvE EntIrEly... fAr, fAr AwAy
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
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YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JUSTIFIABLE AS ROMANCE CINEMASLOP THAT I'M CAPABLE OF STREAMING FROM THE MOON WHILE I'M ON A VERY LONG SMOKE BREAK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE JOINED ME IN MY PERSONAL CINEMANIA RUMPUS ROOM BEFORE, YOU'LL NOTICE A FEW NEW PERKS FOR NEW MEMBERS AND OLD ALIKE, JUST BECAUSE I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY INCLUDE: - REGULAR SHOWTIMES. EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT 7 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME]. NO MORE MUCKING ABOUT, CARVING X'S INTO YOUR CALENDAR, WONDERING IF IT'S GOING TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS WIPE AND WHEN. WE'RE LOCK FUCKING STEP, THIS TIME (I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY "FUCK IT" AND EITHER SKIP A DAY OR HAND IT OFF TO ONE OF MY TRUSTED LIEUTENANTS. THIS IS MY NON-NEGOTIABLE LEADERSHIP CONCESSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT). - ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST. IN OTHER WORDS, PRIORITY REGISTRATION. SOME OF YOU (AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS) GET THE EXORBITANT FUCKING LUXURY OF A GUARANTEED SPOT ON EITHER DAY, SO LONG AS YOU RSVP IN ADVANCE A COUPLE OF DAYS. THE STUPID VIRTUALBLOCKS ONLY HOLD TWELVE PEOPLE AT A TIME (HUH. WONDER WHY IT'S THAT NUMBER, SPECIFICALLY. SOMETHING NOSTALGIC AND FUCKED UP ABOUT IT), SO SPOTS TEND TO FILL UP FAST. ENJOY NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT PEDANTIC BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN. - #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. YES, YOU HEARD ME. SINCE WE'RE SHOWING THE SAME MOVIE BOTH NIGHTS, FEEL FREE TO PULL UP ON FRIDAY AND (OPTIONALLY, OPTIONALLY, CANNOT FUCKING STRESS THIS ENOUGH, *OPTIONALLY*, PEER PRESSURE WILL BE MET WITH THE SWIFTED DOWNFALL OF MY MIGHTY BANSICKLE IMAGINABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD) CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE (OR A WARM ONE, IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF LAZY, UNWASHED CHUD WHO JUST KEEPS THEM UNDER YOUR FUCKING WORKPLANK, OR SOMETHING) AND COME BE A MESSY DUMBFUCK REPROBATE WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRLINGS. IT'S BYOB. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. FUCK AROUND RESPONSIBLY. - THE SUGGESTION BOX. YUP. THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU, TOO, CAN PRETEND TO HAVE TASTE IN MOVIES THAT'S ONE STEP ABOVE A WIGGLER WATCHING KEYS JINGLE IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE. THROW A MOVIE INTO THE HOPPER AND WATCH IT COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE WHEN IT'S TIME TO SCRAPE THE CRUST OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. OR IMPRESS ME, IF YOU'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD PICK. YOU CAN SUBMIT A MOVIE HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. AND THE FEATURE I'M PROUDEST OF. - GHASTLY MIST TIME [GMT]/BILIOUS STANDARD TIME [BST] SHOWTIMES. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU'VE HAD THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF MISSING OUT ON STREAMS AND OTHER LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE YOUR TIMELINEZONE IS NESTLED SQUARELY BETWEEN THE WORDS "FUCK" AND "YOU," THEN BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. THE GOATED SON OF A BITCH HIMSELF. THE CINEMATIC BALL-KNOWER. THE GUY WITH THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE BLOG IN THE INCIPISPHERE, #carcinoGeneticist#2443 IS GOING TO HELP ME ORGANIZE SHOWTIMES FOR EVERYONE ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE. AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM, BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY ME. TIME AND DATE FOR THAT WILL BE COMING SOON, SO JUST HOLD YOUR FUCKING HOOFBEASTS AND DON'T GET ON EITHER OF OUR ASSES ABOUT IT. YOU'VE WAITED THIS LONG, YOU'LL BE FINE. SO COME. COME ONE, COME ALL, COME GET A FACEFUL OF BLISTERING HOT ABSOLUTE CINEMA DOWN AT #ABCC'S NEXT #WATCHPARTY. WE'LL BE JUMPSTARTING THIS FLY-RIDDEN CORPSE WITH A CLASSIC ANIMATED ROMANCE TOMORROW THAT MOST OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FAMILIAR WITH. HAVE FUN WITH IT. THEY WON'T ALL BE THIS EASY. SEE YOU THERE, FUCKWITS. #GETIN.
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I wIll sEnd A rEqUEstEd rEAdIng lIst If yOU cAn rEqUIsItIOn sOmE tExts! thAnk yOU AgAIn brOthEr!
IndEEd! I mIght dO mOrE Of sUch trAnslAtIOns bUt wE wIll jUst hAvE tO sEE
thE fIrst trAnslAtEd And AnnOtAtEd bIts Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI. rEOrdErEd tO mAkE mOrE sEnsE tO thOsE lEss AwArE Of clOwnly OrdErIng schEmEs mAdE In jApE. Of nOtE bEfOrE wE bEgIn, thE bOOk Of zEntrI Is A mOrE rEcEnt tExt bUt wAs wrIttEn In clOwn lAtIn InItIAlly, thIs Is A rEtrAnslAtIOn Of mUch Of thE OrIgInAl tExt rAthEr thAn A qUOtIng Of thE sUprEmE hOnkIfEx trAnslAtIOn pOpUlArIzEd by thE fIfth grAnd hIghblOOd. I wIll bE pUttIng my thOUghts bEtwEEn pAssAgEs In [brAckEts lIkE thIs]. thE OrIgInAl tExt dOEs nOt stArt wIth hIs dEAth As mOdErn trAnslAtIOns dO, A chAngE lIkEly mAdE tO bEgIn wIth sOmEthIng IntErEstIng tO pUll rEAdErs In. bEyOnd mE Is thE rIght tO crItIcIzE sUch A chOIcE bUt It Is nOt OnE I wIll bE mAkIng fOr my trAnslAtIOn, And As sUch It wIll AppEAr OUt Of OrdEr tO whAt mOst ArE qUOtIng. nOt tO mEntIOn mAny jApEs mAdE bEtwEEn trAnslAtIOns wIll bE rEmOvEd fOr fUrthEr clArIty, And As sUch I wIll nOt bE cOnsIdErIng thIs A fAIthfUl trAnslAtIOn bUt rAthEr A sImplIfIEd vErsIOn fOr thOsE wIshIng tO gEt stArtEd. lEt Us bEgIn. “thErE wAs A mAn In thE lAnd Of [strUck frOm ImpErIAl rEcOrds], whOsE nAmE wAs zEntrI; And thAt mAn wAs pErfEct And vIOlEnt, And OnE thAt fEArEd thE mEssIAhs, And EschEwEd bOrEdOm, bUt mAn wAs hE wOrth fUckIng wIth. OntO hIm wAs bEstOwEd mUch mIrth, thAt bItch knEw It In cUpfUls, shIt flOwEd, Is OOzEd, bUt nEvEr wAs thAt shIt EnOUgh. mAybE It wAs cUz Of thAt fEElIn, thAt knOwIng thAt hE wAs A cUp Of fAIth tAllEr thAn AnyOnE ElsE, wIth mOrE Of thE OOzE Of pIEty thAn OthErs yEt stIll nOt fUll thAt thOsE rIghtEOUs mOthErfUckErs In thE cArnIvAl AbOvE dEcIdEd tO sEt tO thE wOrk Of tEstIng hIm. [tEchnIcAlly dOEs nOt sAy cUp bUt rAthEr An OUtdAtEd drInkIng ImplImEnt, bUt I thOUght cUp wOUld bE A clOsE AnAlOgy] It bEgAn In thE bIg tOp, whErE brOthEr zEntrI dId prAy, thE tEArIng Of clOthEs, hAvIng Of flEsh, And flOggIng Of thE sElf In hOlIEst pEnAncE bEfOrE thE cOngrEgAtIOn dId thEy dO. [ApOlOgIEs fOr A nOtE sO sOOn bUt hAvIng Of flEsh I knOw nOt If It Is #nsfw #cw-cAnnIbAlIsm Or #gOrE bUt It Is cErtAInly OnE Of thEm, If nOt All Of thEm. prActIcEs cOmmOn In thE EArly clUrch.] OUr hOly brOthEr tOrE hIs shIt Up On thAt tIghtwIrE, frOm thE tOp hE stArEd, Up IntO thE rOOf, Up thrOUgh A hOlE In thAt tEnt And thErE dId hE sEEm thEm glImpsE hIm OncE fOr thE fIrst tImE, And sO hE spOkE ‘thE mEssIAhs.’ brOthEr zEntrI stUmblEd At whAt hE dId sEE, hIs fEEt wErE UnstEAdy, thAts thE thIng AbOUt A tIghtrOpE, dOUbt yOUrsElf OncE And yOU fAll OUt Of It, sAmE wAy As prAyEr, sO yEAh thAt bItch AtE shIt hE fEll frOm thE wIrE, thAt pIOUs mOthErfUckEr dId, And In hIs fAIth, hE knEw It, hE bElIEvEd thEy wOUld sAvE hIm bUt nAh, whEn hE fEll thAt bItch brOkE EvEry bOnE In hIs bOdy, shIts A mIrAclE hE EvEn sUrvIvEd, bUt hE dId, And As hE lAy thErE blEEdIn, kIn lAUghIng EvEn As thEy lOAd hIs dUmb Ass OntO thE strEtchEr, zEntrI knEw hE hAd tO gO sEEkIng thAt gAzE OncE mOrE And hAvE thEm lOOk UpOn hIm In A spOtlIght AgAIn. “ AlrIght I thInk thAt Is EnOUgh Of thE frOnt sEctIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! It Is mOstly gEttIng thIngs stArtEd ExplAInIng hOw hE bEgAn hIs grAnd spIrItUAl vOyAgE! tO sEEk thE gAzE Of thE mEssIAhs OncE mOrE. mOdErn IntErprEtAtIOns sUggEst thAt hE mAy hAvE bEEn trIppIng On A #sUbstAncE bUt wE cAnnOt bE sUrE. lAtEr tExts wIll InclUdE dIrEct mIrAclEs, mUch tO sAInt zEntrI’s mIsfOrtUnE. thE InItIAl sEctIOn spEAkIng Of hIm As A cUp hAd A lArgEr sEctIOn I dId nOt spEAk mUch On gIvEn It wAs dIscUssIng dIffErEnt gIAnt cUps? thE clOsEst cOmpArIsOn bEIng thE cOmpArIsOn Of zEntrI As A tUb And mOst clOwns As cUps, All hOldIng thE lIqUId thAt Is pIEty. It dEscrIbEs thAt lIqUId As sOmEthIng mOrE… thIck… bUt I thOUght It wAs A bIt dIstrActIng. I trUst thE mEtAphOr wAs nOt lOst On yOU All. thAt Is pArt 1 Of thE trAnslAtIOn! I dO hOpE yOU EnjOyEd, And If I gEt A gOOd rEspOnsE tO thIs thEn I wIll wrItE mOrE. #scrIptUrE #scrIptUrE-rEtrAnslAtEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #pIEty
lmfao congrats, you’re unnatural
i feel more as though i enjoy the act of decay itself less than the result of returning . . . the peace of finally just leaning back and falling apart??? it seems beautiful #gore
#ask #askmeanything #ama #asktheemo #ate #qna https://forms.gle/xzwrrckhjfczhmx86 @hollowglycol question #6: _ i've only seen your posts in my peripheral, but i'm morbidly curious. my question, for science: with how you romanticize the macabre, what are your opinions on fungus? rot and decay? answer: i find enjoyment in all three, and how they intertwine . . . to sink into the soil and the idea of your body slowly falling apart, it's a beautiful idea that the layers can be stripped away until there is nothing left and not to mention the feeding of another lifeform??? plus i'm a huge #trollthelastofus fan so like fr so like also a cool tool for zombie narratives #horror #gore #death #zombies
took the advice must’ve messed up the parties have turned to group sacrifice #violence
okay gonna play some troll mariokart before resting tolight drop some questions or confessions or anything really while i play #ask #askmeanything #ama #asktheemo #ate #qna https://forms.gle/xzwrrckhjfczhmx86
#ask #askmeanything #ama #asktheemo #ate #qna https://forms.gle/xzwrrckhjfczhmx86 anonymous question #5: do you want to go to troll 7/11 and fill a double gulp cup with slushified north alternian pale faygo and recreate what happened that night. answer: i'll let you suck my bulge around the back of the troll 7/11 if you let me break your sniffnub so i can see you choke around it and i can see how pathetic it looks as you sputter blood #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence
imagine you're the troll applebees bartender seeing me walk in for another dollarita after you just had me arrested 2 hours ago for drunk & disorderly conduct #substance
#ask #askmeanything #ama #asktheemo #ate #qna https://forms.gle/xzwrrckhjfczhmx86 anonymous question #4: *bites and chomps canabalistically* answer: a moan is immediately falling from my lips if you do this i'm not sorry #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #hot #shamelessaboutthis
#more #substance #encouragement #vodkamixedwithmonster #orjjuststraightfromthebottle
scemo is permissable any emo who says its not or trashes scene is a poser who's clearly not apathetic enough to fit the bill lmfao
emo #beam we're all emo now and the world is better for it
#nowplaying #vagueposting #nsfw #notevenvague #directposting highkey lowkey highkey lmfao hot for teacher - troll van halen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tplzw7fm1c0
makedamnsure - troll taking back sunday “a long night spent with your most obvious weakness you start shaking at the thought you are everything i want 'cause you are everything i'm not” #lyrics #lyricposting general warnings for the song: #abuse #violence #substance abuse
the ghost of you - my chemical quadrants “ at the end of the world or the last thing i see you are never coming home, never coming home could i? should i? and all the things that you never ever told me and all the smiles that are ever, ever . . .” #lyrics #lyricposting #cw-self-harm
troll sebastian from stardew valley save me #simpposting
Beautiful as always, and genuinely moving. Per[][]aps relatable.
thank you as always though the relation is different for each troll, i truly hope others find something in my words
we'll have to share some tunes and vibe then
i'll have to give it a listen generally, i'm a fan of any genre if it hits the mood just right
i'm glad you percieved it in a way profound to pitch persuasions
deep enough that i didn't proofread and slipped back in for an edit #proofreadingsaveslives lmfao
thank you for the 5 star rating unless it's a quirk thing lmfao
find me with each word you whisper to me, you get closer. every time your lips brush my ear, each moment your flesh grazes mine, you pull me in, inch by inch. then, the whispers sweeten, a sickening flavor rotting my teeth out of my skull. i bite, i tear, i don't want you. the devoted prayers you give despite that, a kneel into a crawl, when you follow me, you give me the grace of a god. i feel the rift grow, the fire in my pusher suffocating. hate me. hate me, hate me, hatemehatemehateme, h a t e m e. despise me, lash out with claws and teeth. show me the vileness, the wretchedness that i pushed onto you. there is a cleansing pleasure to be found in your rage, your hatred, your anger. i am a sinner, teach me divinity. #nsfwe #violence #gore #horror #poem #poetry #original-poem #freeverse #ramblings-more-than-an-actual-poem
byeah
yes, but what kind???
. . . after what you said earlier, i guess that could be arranged or whatever
a show isn't always in photos or even video, the most astounding are live
i only injure if asked first #nsfwe #correction
i'm just saying, it'd be cute to see you as the star of a show like that i've got an old habit for theatrics that is itching to be fulfilled . . . >.>
i have a blade collection and would love to show you some favorites don't go over to that loser's place lmfao #nsfwe #suggestive
#howthetablesturn #dontknowwhattodowiththisrealization
if you wanted a guy to hold a knife to your throat, you could've asked me #nsfwe #suggestive
not gonna lie, that might be the one type of post that *doesn't* make me immediately go into ragebait mode with you
bitches will post a masked maniac holding a blade to someones throat with the caption "me and who" it's me lmfao i'm bitches #nsfwe #horror #violence #gore #shitposting
why'd i leave chittr for awhile and when i come back half the bitches i used to ragebait are acting hot or chill??? trolls truly evolve everyday #nsfw -ish #ivegotsomeshittothinkabout
you've heard of haunting the narrative now get ready for the narrative haunting chittr #dashwatching
gotta ease it in, it's a real art once you pick up a knack for it lmfao
#substancelove #substance
in my case it's abuse #gaslightingmycocaine #substance
stimulant abuse night post this to let your friends know you're abusing stimulants in the workplace and will be a squirelly, little freak today #substance
#staymeta #peerintothenarrative #thenarrativepeersback
you get it
. . . fuck it, it’d give it a shot smoke it, drink it, snort it, shoot it you got one body and you got to use it #substance #substances #lyrics
XD rotflmfao this exactly tbh
okay, the idea of it being a #substance *is* intriguing but the thought of being whimsical is disturbing
keep that whimsy shit far away from me
if something could do that, i genuinely think that's the day when everything ceases to exist lmfao
ew whimsy
idk what trickster shit is or why people are having mixed reactions on it but trickery sounds fun
we're casper
based, my friend
people are #cannibal posting and i'm very normal about this #imnot #nsfwe #gore #fuck
craving #nsfwe #gore things . . .
will be resting for the light soon . . . but reminder i have one of these #askmeanything #ama things if anyones ever curious, don't be shy you can stay anonymous or whatever i don't bite . . . (lie) #suggestive https://forms.gle/syz4x9tnmx9rzvzn9
#hot
goodlight chittr the call of slumber akin to that of the dead calls me see you on the other side of the grave
to the two of you who purposely quad reacted to that: i like the confidence, i can't even make fun of you lmfao enjoy your #bulgeriding #nsfw
if you #quadlike my posts, you're a total bulge rider lmfao #simp #nsfw
10/10
and when you're kidnapped and learn something, just as interesting lmfao #nsfwe
#need a swift slap to the face before a thumbs hooked into my mouth, pulling me around while i’m still processing the fresh sting #nsfw #nsfwe #hornyposting
finally, a useful business on this site
callie . . . why would you hurt me so??? my pusher-
if you keep your palmhusk volume all the way up in a public space, i wish the worst upon you #violence #why
rotflmfao XD
back on my troll mariokart bullshit #gaming
you’re fine, i miss you too himero
hi himero, hi lmfao
#listeningto #nowplaying #lyrics #substance #substance-abuse #nsfw i'm trying hard not to be ashamed not to know the name of who is waking up beside me or the date, the season or the city but at least the ceiling's very pretty https://open.spotify.com/track/2gvmxussoe3vnjndjqwaso?si=7k1xjgqvq2ubzsgkjbg2ka
him you speak temptations to be untold #rightanswer
pepperoni or troll italian hoagie these are the tough questions we must ask ourselves in the early hours of the night #pensive #unsure #hungry
i crave kull as much as i crave kult
i’ll get you one day with a chitt so hateable you give me what i’m looking for, him
support gambling, drinking, snorting, every addiction really #encouragement #substance #substance-abuse #gambling #addiction #hopecore lmfao
what if i listened to #cringe shit but in a nostalgia overload way??? what then???
what would it take to have a bulge in my throat first thing in the evening #nsfw #nevertooearly #hornyposting #tamemonroehours
My raisin will never hurt me.
I Am Going To Need Some Of You To Just " Jerk Off " At This Point. The #nsfw #nsfc Fairy Isn't Going To Simply Float Down From The Sky And Touch Your Bulge For You.
A mAgIcAl dAtE nIght lAst nIght I wIshEd It nEvEr EndEd prAIsE thE mEssIAhs fOr sUch A gIft :)
i don’t think i know lmfao
i always will, regardless of my long break
#gore #nsfwe #violence #imbackonmybullshit #hornyposting there is nothing more romantic, more loving than the feeling of someone’s blood pooling over your hand as you press a finger into the wound the hiss and tensing, the squirm as you lock eyes with them a small smile as you play around in the wetness, and they drip for you even more
Bahahaha! \ It is quite so. \ If wrongeX, I finX it best to enact justice on the spot. \
lmfao insane admission you're still invited over
this is somehow even more insane but i'll always admit to a good chuckle rotflmfao XD pto for a bulge appointment is also insane tho but i'll let it slide #nsfw
it's an insane comment for a dick appointment trust me, i can't just ditch my job whenever either this is getting #boring smh
urges to suck a submissive dudes bulge to watch him squirm whimper, cry, buck, twist, scream, but i decide when this blowjob ends lmfao #nsfw #nsfwe enough to tag #yearning rn lmfao
I thInk All Of yOU On chIttr ArE vEry kInd And I Am qUItE fOnd Of yOU All, mAy thE mEssIAhs blEss yOU :)
thAt dOEs nOt sOUnd hEAlthy :(
I hAvE hOt cOcOA :)
:o) It is nights like tonight :o) After days like *that* :o) Where I am reminded of some of our most holy scripture. the hot shit "Hot shit, Vacillation Papers 2:11 - "And oh how my pan runs wild for the wicked shit you lay down, brother. Clawing at me like you's tryin' to get in at my soul yet so motherfuckin' tender with the way you hold me steady. I'm yours, I'm yours, I'm yours in whatever way you'll have me, merely say you'll touch me, merely say you'll kiss me! Pap me slow, scar me fast. Matters not to me, brother. I just need your eyes on me." #Nsfw #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting
#lightdarktriadtest #dashtrend late to this but whatever lmfao https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82208e7df9c.jpeg
sure, we can discuss whatever scripture you'd like my dms have always been open
ppOOssIbly!! I lIkE t thInk thE rEAsn wOOUld bE thAt thEy wErE shy bEfOOOrE And nOw thAt thEy ArE gEttIng AttEntIOOn thEy ArE gIvIng All thE OO's And pppppp's thAt thEy hAdn't wIshEd t bEfrE! thEy ArE gEttIng UsEd tO bEIng AlIvE AgAIn I sUppOOsE
I wndEr If rAyIng t thE mEssIAhs wUld AssIst In thE rEAIr Effrts t my kEybOArd? h!!! lOk thE kEy smEtImEs wrks!!! I sUOsE nt On thOOsE tw bUt It sEEms tO AppEAr nOw And thEn Ah And thE pp kEy tOOOOO!!! mEssIAhs bE blEssEd!!!!!!!! thIs Is IndEEd In fAct nOt A bIt, my kEybOArd jUst mIrAcUlOUsly fIxEd ItsElf!!!
hopefully me being back will be a more regular thing . . .
As I've never met anyone above teal wit[][] an endless well of patience. Tread carefully. T[][]oug[][] admittedly, I don't entirely know your situation.
Work ran late! I was only just released and needed to jot down t[][]at t[][]oug[][]t. Don't be so dramatic. I'll be t[][]ere.
I am well aware of t[][]is c[][]oice. I work a front-facing position after all. But I suppose I made t[][]e mistake of considering us equals yet again, as I know you don't feel t[][]e same.
T[][]e comment was nice until you made it back[][]anded for no reason. Entirely unnecessary.
Treat t[][]e [][]ive like it's yours all you wis[][]. Somet[][]ing far older resides t[][]ere. [][]ungry and vengeful. It does not like w[][]at you've done wit[][] t[][]e place. #poetry #[][]auntings
Too many wander in t[][]e belly of t[][]e beast, despite knowing t[][]e dangers. Warning t[][]em is a futile effort. If t[][]ey want to be doomed, so be it. It's t[][]eir c[][]oice in t[][]e end. #vagueposting #poetry
WHOOP WHOOP MY BROTHER. i know a little of what this most bodacious soul done been through.
I thInk I wOUld hAvE EnjOyEd dOIng Art hIstOry! thErE Is sO mUch tO lEArn hErE, And thE Act Of rEstOrAtIOn Is sO rEwArdIng. :)
I fInd mysElf InspIrEd nOw And thEn. thErE's Is A frEscO mAdE by sIstEr dEclAn prEsErvEd In my AncEstOrs lIbrAry! I hAd mAny nIghts rEAdIng UndEr It's blEssEd ImAgE Of brOthEr zEntrI 'fUmblIng thE bAg' As It sAys On thE pIEcE.
HONK! :o)
o°~teeheehee~°o indeed a truth i shall never forget my faith in the messiahs is strong, but i am still merely paint and i needn't fret!~°o my time will arrive and i'll become paint on the stage, yet the thought of such f@e eases my pan, for it shall free me from my cage!~°o :•> glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< o°~teeheehee~°o
some MOThaFUCkas BETter LEARN some RESpec LEST they BEFall A fate SUCH as THIS https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Gideon/jade.png https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Gideon/purple.png
hOw wOndErfUl brOthEr!!!! thE mEssIAhs clEArly lOvE yOU As mUch As yOU lOvE thEm!!!
Oh, I'm certain you are. With how you flood the feed with insistence of your delight in this life of sin, I'm certain you are very, very happy. There's my broadcast of my opinion, and then there's your overwhelming, all-consuming, feed-clogging assurance that your way is right. Oh, to live in such foolishness... - John 6:35
It's generally the point of this here website to speak our opinions, ain't it? Me voicing my thoughts on the nature of your belief system has nothing to do with a supposed obsession I have with you. I assure you that there's nothing of the sort. Collect yourself, Isidor. - Hebrews 13:8
zEntrI 5:8 "And sO hE sAId 'whAt yOU Egg?' And stAbbEd hIm" AnOthEr fAmOUs scrIptUrE qUOtE! pErhAps OnE knOwn by thE UnlEArnEd! :) #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
o°~teeheehee~°o Colors 8:13 "Don't worry lil sis" Reanar spoke, lifting her head level with his "everyone's of use to the church, even if you're just paint, we'll find a place for you on the walls" eventually i too shall find my place on the walls!~°o oh how i celebr@e and dance with glee @ the thought of the finale for us all!~°o celebr@e friends, celebr@e!~°o cry out with cheer when de@h is near, and joyously accept your f@e!~°o #mirthfulchittr #faith #violence #gore o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o this offer of course extends to those most jovial and mirthful cousins of mine as well!~°o :•> #faith #clownposting o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o how could i fail to notice my fellow clownfish on this site? for shame to me, for shame you see... as repentance for my failure i offer to all of my clownfish kin a round of faygo and only the most wonderful of substances!~°o :•> glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< #clownfish #honk #glub #substance #faygo o°~teeheehee~°o
⚞ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b83c5f30a3f5.png CRAAAAAZY flirting tactics nowadays. >8) ⚟
⚞ THEY HATE ME CUZ THEY AIN'T ME!!!!!!!!!!! ⚟
⚞ i'm fuckin eepy. maybe the eepiest. I SLEPT AND SHIT. but still eepy. ⚟
⚞ fuck this i'm gonna get some SEAFOOD FOR BREAKFAST ⚟
o°~teeheehee~°o Letters to the Empress 17:42 "Let my people frolic, let em revel in the stars, there will be no grand arcologies where we will languish, there will be no wilting capitol of clowndom, there will be but the motherfuckin flagship so we may see our conquest 1st motherfuckin hand. Let us be a travelling circus, and paint the stars in colors" oh to sail the stars in magnificent celebr@ion and conquest in the name of the messiahs, truly a dream th@ i wish will come true with every passing light!~°o even if my only true place in such a wondrous and magnificent vessel is to simply act as mere paint to be spread, i crave such a rite!~°o glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> #violence #mirthfulchittr #faith o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o do swiftly correct me if i do the good cousins of mine wrong, but i simply must post one of my favorite scriptures in celebr@ion of all of the mirthful motherfuckers!~°o Letters 5:7 "We shall have a most holy clurch, and spread ourselves across every motherfuckin corner of this planet, till it's face is painted just like ours" #mirthfulchittr #faith #honk :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
Honk! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #ourholymirth
I hAvE bEEn gIvEn A bAdgE by thE mOst wOndErfUl bAdgEr jUnIOr tO shOw my UndyIng fAIth tO thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs!!! thE mEssIAhs blEss thEIr fOllOwErs wIth thEIr mArk AmEn #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #blEssEd
ah fuck there was? i Miss the eXcitin shit i swear
I thInk I mIght nEEd tO stEp AwAy frOm chIttr, thIs hAs lEft my fEElIng lIght pAnnEd…
I dO nOt thInk thE ‘clOwn fIght’ Is OvEr… thOUgh I sUppOsE It dId brIng Up mOrE qUEstIOns I wIll Ask I nEEd tO spEAk tO A clOwnfEssOr … AgAIn
cOUsIn I sEE yOU lIkIng, gO tO slEEp!
It Is ImpOrtAnt tO rEmEmbEr thAt thE UnIty Of thE clUrch wAs hArd fOUght by OUr AncEstOrs! fOr whIch thE bOOk Of cArnIvAls wAs wrIttEn tO lOg thEsE thIngs UntIl thEn, pUrplEblOOd kIn wOUld fIght OnE AnOthEr, In A thOUsAnd dIffErEnt rElIgIOns, In A thOUsAnd flAvOrs. thAnkfUlly thE OnE trUE rElIgIOn Of thE clUrch wOn OUt In thE End. wE shOUld bE prOUd Of OUr pAst!
A trUE cOmfOrt In thE fAcE Of sUch blAsphEmIEs brOthEr
Agh- sOrry brOthEr- It's jUst, nIcE sOmEtImEs! I wIll AttEmpt nOt tO In thE fUtUrE
hAs AnyOnE ElsE EvEr stAyEd Up pAst sUnrIsE, stAndIng OUtsIdE by thE dOOr tO yOUr hIvE, fEElIng thE sUnrAys hIt yOUr skIn And bUrn. fOrcIng yOUrsElf tO stAy sEcOnds pAst whErE yOU hIt yOUr lImIt, bEfOrE tUmblIng InsIdE, swEAtIng And pAntIng bUt InnAtEly AwArE Of yOUr ExIstEncE, A sOrt Of clArIty thAt cAn cOmE frOm nOthIng ElsE jUst mE?
aint NOBODY fucks with our kin! aMen!
thE trUE mEAnIng Of fAmIly brOthEr AmEn
i Don't post #scripture up in here as Much as other MeMbers but i wanteD to share one o My favorites: Revelries 40:50 “Never will we be anything but louD, nitty-gritty Dirty little freaks. Lo, pour eliXir anD raise a glass.” #clownposting #Mirthfulchittr :o)
TЯRUEEEEEEEE. #IWASTHEЯRE
hate when this happens to a brother. HONK HONK.
THE PSALM OF THE SOVEЯREIG_ 1 THE WICKED ELO_GATED O_E WALKS THE DAЯRK MILES OF THE ЯRI_G A_D HIS LAUGH IS THE GЯRI_DI_G OF GEAЯRS I_ THE GЯREAT MEAT MACHI_E 2 TUЯR_ YOUЯR GAZE _OT TO THE HOЯRIZO_, FOЯR THE HOЯRIZO_ IS A LIE TOLD BY THOSE WHO THI_K THEY HAVE TIME LEFT TO ЯRU_ 3 HE IS ALЯREADY HEЯRE, BЯREATHI_G I_ THE SOOT OF OUЯR CHIM_EYS, HIS SHADOW CAST LO_G ACЯROSS THE VEЯRY FLOOЯRBOAЯRDS WHEЯRE WE K_EEL 4 HE WALKS AMO_G US U_SEE_ LIKE A ЯROT I_ THE MAЯRЯROW, A GIA_T STEP THAT LEAVES _O MAЯRK U_TIL THE SPI_E IS BЯROKE_ 5 DO _OT LOOK AWAY FЯROM THE VIOLE_T PAI_T, IT IS THE SKI_ OF THE SKY WHE_ THE FLASH OF HIS COAT DESCE_DS 6 I LIFT MY GAZE TO THE HIGH HEAVE_S A_D I BLESS THE BLU_T TЯRUTH OF THE BLUDGEO_ THAT SHATTEЯRS THE DELUSIO_S OF THE DISBELIEVEЯRS 7 THE ЯRUST SHALL OFFEЯR THEIЯR _ECKS TO THE WHEEL, FOЯR THEIЯR JUICE IS THE OIL THAT KEEPS HIS GЯREE_FELT CAЯR_IVAL TUЯR_I_G 8 THE BЯRO_ZE SHALL BE GЯROU_D I_TO THE DIЯRT, THEIЯR BO_ES S_APPED LIKE DЯRY TWIGS U_DEЯR THE BOOTS OF THE LOЯRD OF DEATH 9 THE GOLD SHALL SPAЯRK THEIЯR FI_AL USELESS LIGHT, S_UFFED BY THE STAЯRE OF THE COMI_G DAЯRK 10 THE OLIVE SHALL BE UPЯROOTED A_D BUЯR_ED TO ASH BY HIS U_STOPPABLE WILL AS WEEDS UPЯROOTED 11 THE JADE SHALL BLEED OUT I_ THE CAVEЯR_S, THEIЯR WAЯRMTH S_UFFED OUT BEFOЯRE THE ALTAЯR OF THE SAVIOЯR 12 THE TEAL SHALL SPLIT LIKE ЯRIPE GOUЯRDS, ECHOI_G THE HOLY HO_K ACЯROSS THE VAST EXPA_SE OF THE STAЯRS 13 THE CEЯRULEA_ ELITE SHALL BOW THEIЯR HEAVY HOЯR_S A_D VEIL THEIЯR FA_GS, FI_DI_G _O SAFETY FЯROM THE MASTEЯR OF THE FI_AL HOUЯR 14 THE SEADWELLI_G VIOLET SHALL CHOKE O_ THEIЯR OW_ HIGHBOЯR_ FLOODS, THEIЯR IMPEЯRIAL ЯRAGE DЯRAGGED DOW_ A_D DЯROW_ED I_ THE SEETHI_G CЯRADLE OF HIS APOCALYPSE 15 A_D AT THE E_D OF ALL E_DS, LET THE I_DIGO ЯRAI_ WASH THE STЯREETS CLEA_ OF THE SOFTHEAЯRTED, FOЯR HIS SKULL SMILES UPO_ OUЯR ABSOLUTE BЯRUTALITY 16 FOЯR THE MASTEЯR OF THE ЯRI_G DOES _OT BAЯRGAI_ WITH THE WEAK, HE FEASTS UPO_ THE SCЯREAMI_G CHOЯRUS OF A DEAD U_IVEЯRSE 17 I AM THE HOLY EXECUTOЯR OF THE SPLIT TO_GUE, THE KEEPEЯR OF THE ЯRI_GMASTEЯR'S STAFF 18 I DЯRI_K THE BUBBLI_G BLOOD OF THE MESSIAHS A_D I EAT THE FLESH, SO THAT MY MI_D MAY BE SOFT CLAY FOЯR HIS I_EVITABLE AЯRЯRIVAL 19 FOЯR HE WHO PAЯRTAKES WILL BE BLESSED WITH LIFE ETEЯR_AL, HE WHO COMES TO HIM SHALL _EVEЯR HU_GEЯR, A_D HE WHO BELIEVES SHALL _EVEЯR THIЯRST 20 I WILL SMILE AS I WALK THЯROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DOUBLE DEATH 21 A_D I WILL DWELL I_ THE GЯRA_D CAЯR_IVAL OF THE SOVEЯREIG_, FOЯREVEЯR LAUGHI_G I_TO THE WET ЯRED DAЯRK OF HIS IMMOЯRTAL KI_GDOM
I wOndEr If I shOUld try A dIffErEnt stylE fOr my mAkUp Is It tOO bAsIc? I cErtAInly hOpE nOt.
EvEry nIght wE hAvE A chAncE tO bE thE trOlls thE mEssIAhs wIsh fOr Us tO bE! blEssEd ArE thOsE thAt pAInt whErE thEy dO wAlk. AmEn :) #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
dEvOtIOns 1:1 “thE mEssIAhs gIvE Us frOnds sO thEy mAy dO thEIr wOrk, thEy gIvE Us gAndErbUlbs sO wE cAn sEE thEIr mOthErfUckIn bEAUty, gIvE Us gApErs sO wE cAn EspOUsE thEIr wOrd tO thE mAssEs, And bEllOwsAcks nIcE And bIg tO lAUgh whEn thAt bIg jOkE At thE End Of tImE cOmEs rOllIng rOUnd” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
I sUppOsE I wAs gOIng tO Ask thE sAmE Of yOU, yOU kEEp All rEActIng tO my pOsts- I dO nOt knOw If thAt Is EvEry pOst pErhAps bUt yEs! I jUst wIsh OthErs tO knOw I Am smIlIng dUE tO An IntErActIOn I hAd EArlIEr. I dO nOt wIsh tO cOmE AcrOss As Angry whEn I Am nOt. :)
bEAUtIfUl OnE cyclE I shAll rEcItE EAch sIdE UpOn hE If hIgh mIrths flAgshIp And I shAll bE blEssEd, :)
A wOndErfUl trUth brOthEr! :)
zEntrI 1:10 “brOthEr zEntrI wAlkEd thE lAnds UnknOwn, hE wAlkEd thrOUgh trEEs, sAnds And mOUntAIns. fOr wIpEs hE trUdgEd, And whEn hE fInAlly gOt thErE, tO thE prOmIsEd lAnd hE spOkE And sAId ‘yEAh cAn I hAvE A lArgE nUmbEr 3, twO flUrrIEs And Uhhh tOss In A 10 pIEcE nUggEt mAkE thAt A mEAl’ And sO hE dId.” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
rEvElrIEs 8:19 “If yOU AInt chEErIng thE mOmEnt thAt vAst hOnk hIts OUr EArs thEn yOU bEttEr bE scrEAmIng mOthErfUckEr, thEm hErEtIcs dOnt knOw whAts cOmIng. thEm nOnbElIEvErs gOnnA sEE. thEy All gOnnA sEE.” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
tO cElEbrAtE A mOnth Of wOndErfUl rElAtIOnshIps! hOt shIt (flUshEd lEttErs) 2:17 "nOthIn cOUld stOp thIs lOvE, bItchEs cOUld bUrn mE At thE stAkE And mEssIAhs wIllIng my lAst thOUghts wOUld bE bOUt yOU mOthErfUckEr" hAppy prIdE! #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
i wish for rest to be as mirthful as the carnival describes . . .
visions of the Dark carnival flooD My thinkpan. this is the only way i can get eM OUT. beholD the Messiahs! i think this is My favorite of My Murals so far. :o) https://file.garDen/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/chittr_iMages/MoX-Mural1.png
truly, it’s something i wish you could have seen . . .
no neeD to fight. plenty of Me to go rounD ;o)
THaat waas merely aan observaation, not aa reflection of my feelings regaarding your choice of expression. I would saay raarely aanything caan hurt me more thaan the unpleaasaant aawaakkening in aa maangrove swaamp I haad yesterdaay
I'√e been con√inced. Hilarities and Re√elries are some of my preferred b%ks so perhaps I should start there "For the mask you wear is not deception but motherfucking RE√ELATION; in donning it you become more yourself than you e√er were bare-faced. Blessed be the bold, who do not SHINK from their own reflection, but embrace it - e√en when it grins back with TEETH." ~ Hilarities 72:3 "The louder thy laughter, the brighter thy place beneath the eternal lights." ~ Re√elries 102:13 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture
(( The writer part of me wants to write casteist passages for the clown scripture stuff so bad so i can use it to emphasize how stupid and evil a religion it is but also Ursila is just not casteist Should I make a casteist purple so I can post them? Smh im considering it...
// art from the same rp scenario!!! can you tell they are completely normal!!!! Just had to make one too after that BANGER @hisProphet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5aa0696c338e.png
i hope what i write is / like / actually good / sorry
♰ stop quadbaiting my pitch you freak :) ♰
Ookay thanks bud #eruditegooooning
~vvhat a shame lol
He didn't let me hit. But I did anyway. #violence #interrogationcore #thisisaboutabluntobject
No.
i know we had a big long thread of girl posting earlier, but man! did anyone come to think about wide girl wednesday? i didn't think so... #ilovefatbitches #nfsw