♥ liked by @piousPorcine
>--D=Although=I=am=not=a=deep=believer=in=the=Dark=Carnival=as=I=was=never=formally=inducted=I=have=to=nonetheless=state=how=much=I=enjoy=all=the=scripture=posted=on=this=site=thank=you=very=much=highblood=:)//<
I may have stayeX up a bit too late reaXing some wonXerful scripture. \ It's so rare I get to reaX much of anything at all besiXes rulebooks anX the like, so this was a granX experience. \ Thank you kinXly @piousPorcine for your XeXication to sharing. / Now, I must away! \ Lest I oversleep for the morrow's granX journey sunwarXs to meet Team Brazen in epic combat. \
That she woulX choose to worship anX pray using me is enough to bring me nearly to tears. /
The boXy must be sharpeneX like a knife. / I woulX suppose that weakness, too, is a sin. \ Flesh anX blooX will spill, the question is whose? /
I'm unsure how to reaX this one, specifically on whether the two mentions of "motherfuckers" are one anX the same. \ Are they to break the metaphorical bone that is those who crawleX out wrong, earning their place, or are they one anX the same, built wrong anX... / hmm. \
Not a wiXe smile, not mocking, not laughter, just a smile. / Silent anX serene. \ Can one face Xeath with too much joy? / Or woulX more joy than this be arrogant given they were brought Xown by their lessers? \ PonXerous. /
Everyone Xies, no matter how powerful, the speaker says he will be culleX but will not Xie... / I reaX their worXs now, so truly they Xo live on. /
Simple yet effective. \ Right makes might makes for a powerful reflection of the common aphorism. /
Wow. / I can only hope that I approach true sight when I am lost in my own carnage, anX, failing that, when I finX a foe who can best me, I will see before I Xepart for wherever I will go. \ It seems fitting, really. \ My LaXy, stronger than I, has shown me as much of this light as I coulX take without being blinXeX. /
This is... / powerful. \ I know such profanity is typical, but it is something I have never participateX in, but... \ Yes, this Xescribes her so perfectly. / She is my pusher, my air sacs, my soul. / She is that which awakeneX me to the truth of everything. / To whisper her name upon my lips is sacrosanct... / My Fair LaXy, I riXe for you. /
Everything feels too gooX to be quiet about it! \ In the heat of battle I cry out anX my enemies shall know that my lust for life outweighs their own by far, anX they know they are alreaXy XeaX. \
My greatest joy is seeing the smiles upon the faces of my mirthful compaXres, most especially my Xarling. \
If I might be honest, this was not a passage I woulX have expecteX, yet... / it speaks to me. / I was entirely alone once, but with my companions came loving anX loathing which filleX me with righteous laughter anX showeX me purpose. / I guess... / Perhaps one can not laugh at only their own jokes? \
fuck i wish y༄ur c༄mment was rechittable br༄ther
nOtHiMg mUcH JuSt rEaDiNg tHiS HeRe sCrIpTuRe aNd pRaCtIcInG My fUcKiNg uNiCyClE.
yO My mOsT PiOuS BrOtHeR.
> m0rn1ng!
Well You Better Start It!
fEeLiNg tHiS ShIt tOdAy.
Oh my I hAdn't hEArd UntIl nOw!!! cOngrAtUlAtIOns! yOU wIll bE A wOndErfUl schOOlfEEdEr I knOw It fOr cErtAIn!
Happy tran$ vi$ibility day t0 all 0f th0$3 h3r3.
That'$ w0nd3r0u$ t0 h3ar my br0th3r in faith
Allow me to officially introduce the star of the show: Motley Marlot! 🎭✨ The Dark Carnival took an unsatisfied troll and painted me into a masterpiece of magnificent mirth! It opened my eyes, stretched my smile from horn to horn, and taught me that the universe is just one big, bloody joke! Hoohee! Look at me now! A glorious, giggling vessel of chaos! 🤡🩸 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/260e66ba6acb.png
•ᴥ- blessed be the messiahs on this day. "waste all. want all." - Laughter 5:16 -‿- -ᴥ•
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE WHOS NOT SO STUPID THAT THEYRE A DETRIMENT TO SOCIETY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY? BECAUSE FRANKLY I DO NOT FIT THE BILL
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I wOndEr sOmEtImEs whAt my rOlE In thE chUrch wOUld hAvE bEEn hAd my AncEstOr nOt cAllEd mE tO thE dUtIEs Of A mEdIUm pErhAps I wOUld hAvE bEEn A gOOd pAstErrOr? Or EvAnlAUghtErIst. cErtAInly nOt A sUbjUgUlAtOr, I fEAr I hAvEn't thE pUshEr. #clOwnpOstIng
A wOndErfUl pIEcE Of scrIptUrE! I rEmEmbEr It frOm OnE Of my fAvOrItE mAssEs Of lAtE, thAnk yOU fOr thE rEmIndEr sIblIng
thE fIvE Of pEntAclEs thE hAngEd mAn And thE fOOl whAt ArE thEy tryIng tO tEll mE tOnIght? thEy ArE mAkIng mE UnEAsy, pErhAps I shOUld gO tO A sEcOnd mAss fOr thE EvEnIng? sUrEly thAt wIll sEt my pUshEr At EAsE... #tArOt #mIrthfUlchIttr
♰ ever since i found it sweeps ago it has helped me come to terms with many ways in which i direct my life.. perhaps i need to remind myself of its words this evening.. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55116c90e921.png ♰
♰ alright.. alright.. you propose a fine point i suppose... hivedash me something..? i'll let you surprise me :) ♰
♰ whats on underneath is just as important as what goes over it... tonights going to be fun :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bc398214dc87.png #nsfw ♰
dis 1 goes out 2 @archiveAddict 4 all th hard work she does 4 the community <3 imagine this. ur just hangin out in ur human room (cuz ur a human boy) and ur layin cutely on ur tummy in bed lookin at ur human boy laptop and thers another human boy private msging u on chittr n hes tellin u how hes seen all ur posts and he likes ur vibes n u start flirting n then he invites u ovr 2 his place 4 the weekend n he tells u 2 wear ur cutest outfit in his favorite color n then u dnt hear anythin frum him 4 a few days but every day he logs on n likes all the dumb horny shit u been postin on ur chittr feed 2 let u kno that hes watchin u n the sexual tension just keeps building n building on the days leading up 2 ur date n ur super flustered n u rly wwant hsi attention so u sstart vagueposting abt him knowin that he will know exactly wat ur doin #nsfw
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ONLY THE MESSIAHS KNOW WHAHAT THE MESSIAHS KNOW. I'VE BEEN SEEING BEHIND THE PAINT BRO.
« perks of living inside a church: can wake up late as shit and still make it to clown mass! » « cons: have to be the dumb bitch to clean up after clown mass... » « i love my boys but damn. y'all track blood and mud everywhere... » « #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #gore #nsfw »
before yah dumb ass tries tah insult me ovah the interwebs like the brave little mutha fuckas you are. remembah that ive heard - insults of mah religion - clown used as an insult - references to mah crimes against trollkind - got my ass called unfunny several dozen mutha fuckas have said that shit before. give me the respect i deserve by /at least/ makin up somethin mutha fuckin new.
" messiahs almighty they was marchin through snow seekin the clown forts abandoned long ago when all the sudden, the apocalypse sound ten thousand juggalos was runnin them down " - battle hymn of the subjuggulators
SorRY I haD To RaT HIm OuT, He Is a MuTanT aFtEraLl
take me to hIurh iII hIorship Iike a Iown at the Irine of your Iies hashtag Iownposting
Reminder. Good Girls Get Treats, Bad Girls Get Spanks. Good Boys Get Pets, And Bad Boys Get To Be My Seat For The Day. #nsfv
reminder 2 embrace ur horniness nuthin wrong wit it <3 its natural, babey #nsfw
((might be a tad inactive today, sorry lovelies</33 period started and day 1 is always hell for me
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
I AM AWAKE. must exercise.
♰ moving some things around... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be06dee7ac49.jpeg ♰
♰ work in progress... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1f6f53e0dcc9.png ♰
♰ i see you :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85c90228015.jpeg ♰
♰ becoming the subject of my own work... is it too self-centered..? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05437e4c757e.png #nsfw ♰
I'm sure my friends at #clownposting would enjoy this one.
gOOd EvEnIng EvEryOnE! I Am bEIng A bIt lOOsEr thIs EvEnIng, I Am pOstIng bEfOrE fIrst prAyEr! #rEbEl
Oh yerr one of the rreal intense clowns. Fuck yeah this is gonna be grreat.
Gotta love the feelin' of usin' just fangs n' claws at a fight that ya DEFINITELY should be usin' weapons at. #violence
who up n by up i mean passing the fucj backniut immediately. zzzzzz
big buff men are all talk no,,, doing, >>ell, except for purplebloods ;) they actually get shit done, unlike goldbloods
for the most part. a very expensive bottle of hennassy has come into my possession so i'm not exactly complaining.
>--D=Do=not=doubt=your=abilities=o=noble=purpleblood=sir=I'm=sure=your=charisma=could=sweep=a=vocaloid=off=their=standing=appendages=:D//<
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA DIP YOUR SHIT UP AND DOWN THE RAINBOW, BUT SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BRING IT BACK HOME AND GET SOME TIG OLE PURPLEBLOODED TIDDIES IN YOUR FACE TO REMIND YOU WHERE YOU CAME FROM. SEND CHITT. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 @garrulousGoose AND ME ARE ON OUR WAY TO THE CIRCUS OF ST. SPLIFFY IN THRASHTHRUST FOR NUBDAY MASS, READY TO GET STRAIGHT THE MUTHAFUCK UP MIRTHFUL IN THIS BISNITCH. WHO'S TURNING UP TO GET TURNT UP? #mirthposting #clownposting #mirthfulchittr #faith
// just double checking that the people i frequently interact with on here are over 18?? react or comment or wtv to confirm. i'm not comfortable talking to minors on here esp given the nature of my acct
Oh my, ArE wE trEndIng? hOw lOvEly! tO All cUrIOUs, EnjOy A scrIptUrE vErsE!!! cOnvIctIOn 4:55 "fOr thE grEAt pUnchlInE Is yEt tO cOmE, fAIthfUl, And EvEn thIs shIt yOU cAn yEt bEAr.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
lEttErs 5:7 "wE shAll hAvE A mOst hOly clUrch, And sprEAd OUrsElvEs AcrOss EvEry mOthErfUckIn cOrnEr Of thIs plAnEt, tIll It's fAcE Is pAIntEd jUst lIkE OUrs" yOUr mOrnIng scrIptUrE qUOtE chIttr frIEnds! #mIrthfUlchIttr
It hAs bEEn sO lOvEly lAtEly fIndIng OUt AbOUt clUrchly mEmbErs frOm All pArts Of thE hEmOspEctrUm. I dId nOt knOw sO mAny ExIstEd. wE ArE trUly blEssEd! #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
Look how round my pancake is. I'm the best to ever do it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d716f12b57c1.JPG
No dude hes like rlly fucking annoying in the best way possible
sorry sir yes sir no more chillin in church for me i guess man
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REAL CHITTERS KNOW THAT MIDDLE OF THE DAY SUN'S UP BUN'S OUT CHITTR IS THE BEST CHITTR.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BULGE TOO FAT, MY CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, MY GAINS TOO BIG, I GOT MY KISMESIS LEAVING MY HIVE WITH THEIR HAIR FUCKED UP, SOPOR ON THEIR CHEEK, AND A THOUSAND YARD STARE WONDERING IF THEY EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO FEEL THEIR LEGS AGAIN. #nsfw
\) -•-Somebody take me to clown church. <3-•- (/
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK CLOWNS. NO, LITERALLY. FUCK CLOWNS. PAIL WITH CLOWNS. HIT ME UP SPECIFICALLY. I'M LOUD, NASTY, AND DTF. :o) #nsfw
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 #☾L𖹭⩊NP𖹭S𖥔IN୨ #N𖹭IᰔN𖹭𖥔𖹭K #୧ᰔ𖹭୨RRL #AR୧જ𖹭ᴗ୨𖹭𖹭NIN୨જ୧𖥔 𑁤𖥔𖥔PS://𝖋IL୧!་༘୨ARD୧N/A☾𖥔𖥔ᰔ୨-L୨D3𝖋𖹭୧4P/☾𖹭RNɞR୧AD%20ᰔIRR𖹭R%20PI☾!་༘PN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
y~u pe~ple say the m~st cullable shite s~metimes. i mean, h~t damn. it's like y~u l~t d~n't want t~ live ~r s~methin. really? g~in after cl~wns? next y~u're g~nna be talkin ab~ut s~me secret twelfth bl~~d caste. stay safe, idi~ts.
"= it is LIGHT OUTSIDE and i am still here. chitting about. purples. they really do occupy your pan like fucking nothing. ="
eugh. blocked.
i was about to say "thank god likes are private on this site" but they arent. post cancelled.
Ayo I fuck with clowns. You wanna jitter with me, Bozos? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WOOP WOOP. :o)
:o) Good to see that my background machinations are bearing fruit. :o) The Rankmaid is a very good listener. :o) And I am VERY good at using my Chucklevoodoos #nsfw #clownposting #IWantToBeClearThisWasConsensual
fuck the rankmaid just posted clown porn. this is not directed at you ma'am. #nsfw
eheheheh i like maybe DiD that like once maybe sorry like whatever tho
"= i will bleed one cup and send it in and you must paint a bulge or you are not respecting my resources. ="
↗️IF YOU HAVE TIME TO BE WRITING POINTLESSLY DISPARAGING POSTS ABOUT YOUR EMPIRICAL SUPERIORS, THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE TIME TO BE FOCUSING YOUR EFFORTS INTO THINGS OF GREATER IMPORTANCE.↗️ ↘️the growl drones has been waffling all night, but i have run a great series of numbers and i know all of the final vestiges of my investments will make severe RETURNS and my vestibules will overflow with the ambrosia of my wealth.↘️ ↗️WHAT I'M SAYING IS, BASICALLY, I AM GAINFULLY EMPLOYED INSTEAD OF SUCKING MY TOUCHNUBS ABOUT.↗️ ↘️say.↘️ ↗️CLOWNS.↗️ ↘️follow in the path of my strutpods.↘️
♯10likes & i ♯skin my ♯neighbor like an ♯animal ♯neighborreveal ♯facereveal ♯forestreveal https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419830934911586365/1487354489999458484/image.png?ex=69c8d650&is=69c784d0&hm=78b2d8e6a8d81af431c77e0e5324d7ed63644f964f2806d30264e5ab38cb76c6
Ookay thanks bud #eruditegooooning
clowns nngh (tags: :o), #nsfw, archive rating: HONK)
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Yeah thanks I just don’t want to shove a plotline onto tower characters,
\) -•-I always love seeing your readings on my feed. So interesting.-•- (/
i think I feel ... happy :B
all jokes are cancelled until wwe get to the bottom of wwhat the fuck is goin on
TIME TO DO MY MOTHERFUCKIN EXERCISE REGIMEN. im not this big for NOTHIN.
will neva catc)( me reefendin )(uman s)(ip but gangsta rap is t)(a one good t)(ing t)(ey made.
whoohoohoo's up #sillymaxxing right nowwww~?
braggin abut how all da biches nd babes wnt me <33
"how mighty is the king who's word moves the wind, who's hands shape the mountain, and who's gaze knows all. but is moved across an entire lake with a simple 'honk'?" - gigglemesh
pAst: tEn Of wAnds prEsEnt: nInE Of wAnds fUtUrE: thE mAgIcIAn thE cArds spEAk tO mE In Odd wAys, It rEmInds mE Of A bIblE qUOtE! "sUffErIng 7:46 - frOm mE, tAkE thIs: dOn’t hAvE tO gEt rEAdy If yOU stAy mOthErfUckIng rEAdy.” mEssIAhs blEss sAInt jUlIAn thE cOnsUmEd. hE wAs pErhAps nOt rEAdy. #mIrthfUlchIttr #tArOt #clOwnpOstIng
Preparing a list of NPC dialogue to use while I'm out and about on a longer job. So far I have "Hmm... Interesting..." and "(indistinct grumbling)". I'm accepting suggestions.
-7 Gooood evening every6ody :o) Honk Honk 2-
HELLO I AM MAKING MY FIRST POST I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A VERY NICE NIGHT TONIGHT. POST. NOW POST. POST MY POST NOW. POST PLEASE. PERIOD. END POST. POST IMPORTANT MESSAGE.
MOOD HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/D1CB58D1387D.PNG
>([some of yall t#ink youre a bart but really you not#in more t#an a mil#ouse]
I proved my point quite nicely!!!!!!!!
:o) Watch the purples flash in my eyes. :o) Allow the colors to reflect into your own :o) Feel the way your mind drops into my control :o) Mind down. Bulge out. :o) There's a good thrall. #nsfw #chucklevoodooplay
°0 I prefer AbySZal Murderdrone Stampede Et Al. Quite poignant and deep. (3-) 0°
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd899186ee90.png fink i got a fan
You know I be puffin and passin
I’m always saying this. I’m also kinda high rn so I’m fuckin with this
wait but what if the thing that you want doesnt want to oh wait this is troll might is right isnt it
At least clown scripture is interesting
-7 http5://file.garden/ZjWe5X6kUx6jUmEk/mirror.png 2-
quads da superior form of romance btwaves. i mean i aint really dat interested in gettin involved in em (one exception <>) but we reely cooked wit dat. by we i mean me bc trolls + culture is basically all bc of me. u welcome
Oh nO, I nEArly lOst trAck Of tImE ExpErImEntIng wIth thE stEw (fAygO AppArEntly dOEs nOt wOrk In A stEw) I hAd fOrgOttEn mAss Is sOOn! wEll, stIll An hOUr Or sO AwAy bUt, It Is A lOng wAlk! tO my brOthErs And sIstErs whO wIshEd tO jOIn mE On thE wAlk I wIll bE OUt shOrtly. pIty, I mEAnt tO bE An hOUr EArly, nOw I wIll jUst bE On tImE. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
-7 6eautiful 5lam poetry! =:o) 2-
He didn't let me hit. But I did anyway. #violence #interrogationcore #thisisaboutabluntobject
dats wut im sayin i gotta handle bidness an i come back to a buncha guppies hafin a meltdown or somefin
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
STAY STRONG, MOTHERFUCKER. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
Of cOUrsE, jUst knOw yOU ArE nOt A OnE trOll shOw
plEAsE, sIblIng lEt mE hElp yOU rIngmAstErs 7:32 A clOwn wIthOUt A cIrcUs Is thE sAddEst mOthErfUckEr yOUvE EvEr sEEn lEt yOUr cIrcUs bE wIth yOU
LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ME.
Thank y.o°u highbl.o°o.d
:o) My claws tangled in your hair :o) The dumb, desperate expression on your face. :o) A far cry from the serenity of my sewed up smile. :o) Panting and begging for more :o) Of course I will oblige. :o) What kind of matesprit would I be otherwise if I didn't allow you your addictions. #nsfw
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
:o) Blackberry Melonade.
lAUghEr 5:2 sO thE hIghblOOd spOkE, brIng mIrth IntO A wOrld Of thE mIrthlEss, brIng lAUghtEr tO A sIlEnt rOOm, bE sIlly whErE OthErs wOUld bE stErn, And stErn whErE OthErs wOUld bE sIlly trUly InspIrAtIOnAl #mIrthfUlchIttUr #clOwnpOstng
:o) seems I've discovered an alternate means of communique.
I'm rather fond of the 1881 Perique.
THEY CALL ME CLUBS BECAUSE I C PEOPLE I LUBS A LOT (THE CREW)
there is a world of distinction. this matters naught to those who would cease to seₑᵉk, having found an eternal truth.
whAt's bEttEr thAn fIrst prAyEr Of thE dAy? sEcOnd prAyEr! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnlIfE
whAt A wOndErfUl EvEnIng tO wAkE Up EArly bEfOrE sUnsEt And prAy! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THE OBVIOUS MACHINE TRANSLATION WWWWWWW #MISSING_CONNECTIVE_FOLLOWING_バカ #SUBOPTIMAL_PUNCTUATION_USAGE #RENDERED_LOWBLOOD_AS_A_LOANWORD_INSTEAD_OF_温血人 #I_SPENT_LONG_ENOUGH_BEING_MOCKED_FOR_SUCKING_ASS_AT_THE_LANGUAGE #SO_I_GOT_GOOD #YOU_TOO_CAN_DO_THE_SAME #SKILL_ISSUE
avatar. im not down with the subjug shit anymore but i can't shake how that evil twink affects me when he wails
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk honkhOoOonk hoOoonk hOOOnk hoOOnk hOonk hoOOonk hOOOnk hooonk hOnk hoonk hOonk hOOonk
alright motherfuckers, THE BIG TOP GOTTA BE GETTIN TO WORK. behave, any messages of mirth or reports of heresy leave in my inbox. any salacious inquiries while im gone also aim at my box. ;o) #nsfw
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
A PRIME MOTHERFUCKIN TUNE. Hellrap by Ghostemane #clownposting https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Isw-2UhZx4g&
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AMEN MY BROTHA.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b0/54/08/b0540876757b29c4e30230dc47493c2c.jpg If a place loks liek dis, yu kno its fire !!!!
« holy shit the wiggler who honks is actually saying shit?!? #clownposting »
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i'm hErE. wIdE EyEd aNd mOtHeR FuCkIn rEaDy tO PoUnCe. HoNk. #cLoWnPoStInG
i mean im not ompIainin :o) just aint used to it anymore
#ZILLYPOSTING
hoIy fuk theres a Iot more Iowns here today
I WOULD ZILLYHOO TROLL POMNI FOR 12 CYCLES STRAIGHT
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hell yeah, bring it in
I hAvE dEcIdEd tO bEgIn tEAchIng thE bAsIcs Of tArOt tO yOU All In thE UnlEArnEd UnmIrthEd mAssEs! sO thAt thE mEssIAhs mIght shOw thEIr blEssIngs thrOUgh nEw sphErEs! fIrst lEssOn Is sprEAds! In tArOt thErE ArE mAny wAys tO rEAd thE cArds, sUch As tAkIng OnE cArd As An AnswEr tO A qUEstIOn AskEd As yOU shUfflE. thE mOst cOmmOn Is thE fUtUrE rEAdIng, wIth A pAst prEsEnt And fUtUrE cArd AftErwArds Is thE AdvIcE rEAdIng, bEIng tOld 1. whAt tO dO, 2.whAt tO AvOId And 3. thE AttItUdE nEEdEd tO dO sO thEn Is thE hOOfbEAstshOE rEAdIng, whErEIn 7 cArds ArE lAId, thEsE mOrE OftEn rEsEmblE A hErOs jOUrnEy gOIng frOm pAst tO prEsEnt, hIddEn InflUEncEs, ObstAclEs, EnvIrOnmEnt, ActIOn nEEdEd, And thE OUtcOmE fInAlly Is thE chItEltIc crOss, I wOUld rEcOmmEnd lOOkIng thIs Up On gOrEglE fOr prOpEr lAyIng OUt bUt It Asks fOr thE sItUAtIOn, ObstAclE, thE rOOt cAUsE, pAst, gOAls, fUtUrE, whO yOU ArE In thE stOry, yOUr EnvIrOnmEnt, hOpEs/fEArs, And thE OUtcOmE I hOpE thIs cAn bE Of UsE tO sOmE Of yOU As A jUmpIng Off pOInt! #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
I'm not a prude, for the record. You call have your dicks and pussies and bulges and nooks out on main. Go wild. If any of you ladies want to put your images in monochrome, however. Consider it. #nsfw
SLEEPY. might nap. who up for clown cuddles?
Hello ooc gang who up throwin it back
"= that's why i keep my large physical distance :) but do let it be known that if i were in your caste i would be doing worse things. so i can not blame you at all. ="
CURRENT MOOD: TAKE A GUESS CHUCKLE NUTS
-- Current Mood: Girly
I wOndEr If I cAn tEAch OthErs tO rEAd thE mIrthfUl tArOt? I knOw thErE Is stIll mUch fOr mE tO lEArn mysElf, bUt I hAvE AlwAys bEEn tOld tEAchIng Is thE lAst stEp Of lEArnIng!
THE LAST TSUNDERE TO ENTER MY CARNIVAL TENT LEFT WITH WOBBLY KNEES AND A NEW FOUND APPRECIATION FOR THINGS THAT TASTE FUNNY.
MY CYCLES ARE FULL OF UNENDING MIRTH AND SO TOO CAN YOURS IF ONLY YOU ACCEPT MIRTH IN YOUR PUSHER.
whoa talk aboat a blast from the past yall got old alternian chittr on here? this cannot be good for the timestream good fin thats none a my business whats up trolls of the old
Another day scoping out the local casino for a job. Everybody's asking me if they can fuck the big roulette table. Friend. They won't even let me fuck it. #nsfw
sometimes i write out a real banger but something doesnt feel aligned as if i will be crushed by a large rock should i post that shameless thought in the moment. i hope we get drafts soon!
I have come up with a post, but I don't know if I have the mental fortitude to post it.
YOUR TRUE HIVE IS THE FAMILY YOU MAKE ALONG THE WAY MY LITTLE CLOWN.
see this is what fuckers like hitler said.
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im afraid your mother cannot resist palming my shit at the chilis dinner table #nsfw
get offline.
CLOD IS VERIFIED. 1000 SWEEPS OF MIRTH FOR ALL. EXCEPT @SIXPINSIMPALED
thAnk yOU fOr yOUr sErvIcE! #clOwnlpOstIng
i cant wait. :o)
I WISH TO TRY THIS BURGER.
if i ever make jade (or aliyah, yep that's me :p ) too horny please let me know I am simply a pervert about my blorbos, forgive me orz
SUFFER.
be horny be free #nsfw
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DIE HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE DARK CARNIVAL.
Not making you choose anything. I said she's a dictator. That's an opinion-neutral statement.
yea imma let yall handle dis wit da clown bidness i got more important fins to do
tOnIght I hAvE A rEAdIng fOr chIttr And Its fUtUrE sUccEssEs! I dId A hOOfbEAst shOE sprEAd, lEt Is sEE whAt thE cArds spEAk tO! pAst: InvErtEd strEngth prEsEnt: InvErtEd nInE Of pEntAclEs hIddEn InflUEncEs: nInE Of swOrds ObstAclEs: sEvEn Of pEntAclEs EnvIrOnmEnt: InvErtEd thrEE Of pEntAclEs ActIOn: thrEE Of cUps OUtcOmE: knAvE Of wAnds A pAst wIth lIttlE AdvErsIty And A prEsEnt, bUt It sEEms tO thInk OUr prEsEnt Is nOt yEt prOspErOUs. thEy spEAk tO A mOrE prOspErOUs fUtUrE shOUld thOsE bEhInd thIs wEbsItE, tIEd In nUmbEr tO thE prEsEnt, ExIst wIthOUt thEIr shAmE Or rEgrEt? hOw Odd. Ah bUt thE pEOplE ArOUnd thE wEbsItE ArE thOsE whO brIng frUItIOn tO It, thAt sEEms cOrrEct yEs, And thE ActIOn It rEcOmmEnds Is tO cElEbrAtE And EnjOy OUrsElvEs fOr thE OUtcOmE Of A cArEfrEE UnwOrryIng AtmOsphErE fOr All tO EnjOy. hOw wOndErfUl! It hAd mE wOrrIEd At thE stArt, bUt thE cArds fOrsEE A brIght fUtUrE fOr Us All frIEnds! blEssEd by thOsE mOst mIrthfUl!
THE DELICIOUS MELODY OF SCREAMS, EQUAL PARTS JOYFUL AND PAINED. THE GAMES. THE LIGHTS. THE SPECTACLE. ENTERTAINMENT BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION.
DUNK YOURSELF IN THE TANK OF MIRACLES AND YOUR ENEMIES IN THE TANK OF SUFFERING.
((Taking a beat just to say that all you motherfuckers are so much fun. Thank you <3 #OOC
1 L0V3 5PH3R35!!!! #nsfw
BIG BEAUTIFUL HONKERS HTTPS://M.MEDIA-AMAZON.COM/IMAGES/I/618WXHLDBKL._AC_SL1483_.JPG #NSFW
I DEMAND MORE #CLOWNPOSTING
You can find me in such biomes as: Your petri dish. A funny glass vial. Maybe a test tube.?
girls.love.obeying.the.hemospectrum.and.never.questioning.it
SACRIFICE @SIXPINSIMPALED FOR EXTRA PIE.
THE DARKEST CARNIVAL AWAITS YOU.
AMEN.
ITS HONK POSTING TIME. HONK. :O)
Looks like the circus has rolled into down.
I hAvE rEcEntly fOUnd thAt hUmAns tOO hAvE A trAdItIOn Of clOwnpOstIng! hOw wOndErfUl And cOmfOrtIng It Is tO knOw thAt OUr mOst hOly fAIth hAs sprEAd AcrOss thE stArs tO cUltUrEs wE hAvE nOt EvEn vIOlEntly sUpprEssEd yEt! https://www.rEddIt.cOm/mEdIA?Url=https%3A%2f%2fI.rEdd.It%2f69b4n6zqwp931.gIf #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
« did a bitch know? the oldest clown #scribbleture we ever found was on an alloysteel tablet over 10e4.5 sweeps old! it all up and described where early carnivalgoers hid their precious sugar juice... bur no one's ever found the mythical mirthful stash since #fromthearc-hives #clownposting »
'mULtifacEtED' hUh. SoUnDS LikE a fUn timE. yoU got thE Right Way of Looking at aS WELL~
« in my most fucking humble honkpinion we should have our own hashtag... i suggest #clownposting or #mirthfulchittr »
theres all hells of clownery on this site i fuckin love it. spreading the good word, bbrother
I'm turning off notifications. Stop blowing things up. Don't set things on fire. Drink some gasoline.