♣ mediated by @taciturnTerror
THAT'S YOUR HOSTAGE. I MIGHT BE A LYING. HIVEWRECKING. HARLOT WHORE. BUT I WOULD NEVER PRESUME. TO TELL A FELLOW #BOSSBEAST. HOW TO HANDLE HER PRISONER. THAT SAID. SHE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE VERY MISERABLE. PERHAPS SHE IS USED TO THE CURRENT ROSTER OF INDIGNITIES. IF YOU WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. IT APPEARS SHE HAS NEVER BEFORE BRUSHED HER KERATIN STRANDS.
HOLD STILL. WRETCH. YOU ARE GOING TO #LOOK AND #SMELL SO #NORMAL.
OKAY. BUT. SHE ATE MY FUCKING SOUL. AND NOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH MY GUY. SO EVEN IF I LEAVE A SMOKING CRATER. WHERE THE CASTLE USED TO BE. (WHICH WOULD BE INADVISABLE. AS IT WOULD LEAVE ME DOWN ONE LOYAL STAN. AND MY NUMBERS. ARE FRANKLY NOT FANTASTIC. OUTSIDE THE FAITHFUL.) MY RAINBOWDRINKER. IN THE GAME. WOULD NOT BE VICTORIOUS. WITHOUT LIVING PLAYERS. TO DEFEAT. I FEAR. HUMBLING AS IT MAY BE. MY BEST HOPE. AND THE CLOSEST I CAN COME. TO TOTAL VICTORY. IS PRAYING THAT MY #ALPHABEAST #NOSFERATUBUILD. WILL CARRY THE @FREAKNASTY BITCH TO THE ENDGAME. THUS VALIDATING MY GUY. IN THE GAME. AND MY #TACTICS AND #STRATEGY. IN THE REAL.
THEY'RE BEATING MY ASS. AT #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH #DICEGAMES. HUGE UPSET. THE HOSTAGE GOT ME GOOD.
I HAD THAT @FREAKNASTY BITCH. IN MY JAWS. NO BLOOD POINTS. NO HOPE. READY TO DEVOUR. AND SHE SLIPPED FROM MY GRASP. LIKE ONE OF THE SLIMY WET FISH. SHE PRETENDS TO DETEST. AND. IN A CRUSHING. HUMILIATING. UNTHINKABLE BETRAYAL. BY FATE ITSELF. THE DICE DETERMINED. THAT SHE ATE ME INSTEAD. #RAINBOWDRINKERTHEMASQUERADE #KILLING #VIOLENCE #RAINBOWDRINKER #CANNIBALISM #DIABLERIE #NSFW #GIRLSNIGHT #FUCK!!!!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR THE #MASSLAYOFFS. PLEASE. IS EVERYONE STILL FIRED AND MISERABLE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY. WHICH ONE OF US IS ON TOP. IN THE ORGANIZATIONAL CHART.
FUCK YOU!!!!
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME.
I LITERALLY KNOW THE FUTURE.
THERE IS SOMETHING DEEPLY WRONG WITH YOU.
OuTDATED INFORMATION. IS THE SAME THING AS LACKING ANY AT ALL. SHAMEFuL. REALLY. HOW EASY IT WOuLD BE TO SIMPLY CHECK. AND VALIDATE. KILL. AND CONFIRM FATALITY. RIP. AND TEAR. SHIT LIKE THIS IS COMICALLY EASY. EVEN A CuEBALL COuLD DO IT. A CuEBALL SHOuLD DO IT. I DESPISE AMBIGuITIES. SERVING ME SHOuLD BE AS OBVIOuS AS YOu MAKE IT RIGHT HERE. WITH DECLARATION. AND AFFIRMATIONS ABOuND. I SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS.
YOU TRICKY OLD BASTARD. YOU'RE GOING TO GET A #WORKPOST OUT OF ME. WITHOUT LIFTING A SINGLE PUPPETY FINGER.
MAKING #MONEYMOVES. FROM ONE CORNER OF MY PRISON CELL. TO THE OTHER. TRULY. YOUR WISDOM KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
IT'S CUEBALL DIVORCE COURT IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE. I DON'T RESPECT. LITERALLY ANY OF YOU PEOPLE.
LISTEN. STUPID. IF YOU HAD A CHOICE. BETWEEN GOING INSTANTLY. IN A PUFF OF MIST. AND GETTING CHEWED APART. BY STARVING RATS. IF YOU WERE SMART. YOU'D TAKE THE MIST EVERY TIME. THAT IS THE POSITION I'M IN. WITH ALL THESE GODDAMN WARRING KYUBALLS. AND BECAUSE I'M SMART. AND FRANKLY. UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE STUCK IN HIS TIMELINE. I'M NOT ABOUT TO PICK THE LOSING SIDE. SO DON'T COME AT ME. FROM YOUR HIGH HORSE. FOR TAKING A JOB AT THE MAGICAL GIRL FACTORY. UNLESS YOU'RE READY. TO TAKE THE HEAT. OF THE GREEN SUN.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE #GOAT.
YOU HAVE THE DUBIOUS HONOR. OF BEING THE LEAST BAD. @SCRATCHDOCTOR PRINT THAT OUT. AND PUT IT ON THE DOOR OF THE STUDY. WITH YOUR FUCK ASS FAR SIDE COMICS.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/BVYMTDVW/IMAGE.PNG IT'S PERHAPS A LITTLE EARLY FOR LUSUSDAY PART TWO. BUT IT'S NEVER A BAD TIME FOR #WORKPOSTING. BEHOLD THE MOST FEARSOME. TERRIFYING. DEADLY. TWISTED. #OPPRESSIVE. #EVIL. SADISTIC. VIOLENT. CUNNING. LYING. CHEATING. BETRAYING. SOULLESS. #ABUSE IVE. WICKED. MONSTER EVER TO SET FOOT ON ALTERNIA. ISN'T SHE DARLING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THAT'S ME. AND THE HORRORS I AM CAPABLE OF. ARE MAYBE. UP TO FIFTY PERCENT DUE TO. THE FLAWLESS. UNIMPEACHABLE. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BASED REARING. OF THE ARCHITECT OF ARMAGEDDON. THE CEO OF CAUSALITY. THE FAUST WITH THE MAUST. MY #BOSSMAN. @SCRATCHDOCTOR
YOU NEVER CLOCK OUT EITHER. DO YOU. YOU STRANGE LITTLE THING. I SENSE WE ARE ALIKE. IN THAT REGARD.
HOLD ON. I HAVE TO LOOK SOMETHING UP. EDIT: POINTS FOR INVENTING A NEW SLUR. I ALWAYS LIKE TO SEE. CREATIVE #HEMOISM. YOU HAVE THE FLEETING AND FICKLE BENEDICTION OF THE DEMONESS. FOR NOW. HEE HEE. HAA HAA.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DFYM6SD7/IMAGE.PNG WHAT I'M LEARNING FROM THIS EXPERIENCE. IS THAT YOU ALL REALLY LIKE THE #WORKPOSTING. AND I SHOULD DO IT MORE.
I'M A LITTLE BUSY. GETTING GANGBANGED TO DEATH. BY HER HAREM OF SUMMONS. BUT AS SOON AS I GET DONE. EXACTING MY BRUTAL REVENGE. AGAINST ALL OF THESE HOPELESSLY DEVOTED EMPLOYEES. I WILL BE SURE TO INFORM THEIR MANAGER. THAT YOU DON'T APPROVE. OF HER WHOLE DEAL. #ELDENRING #NSFW #KILLING #VIOLENCE #NSFWE
THAT'S FIA. MY FRIEND FIA.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/B2GWCP2X/IMAGE.PNG HOW ELSE WOULD YOU DESCRIBE. THIS REVOLTING DISPLAY. OF YOUR BARE. THROBBING. COLLAPSING AND EXPANDING. BLADDER BASED. VASCULAR SYSTEM. AND ALL THE JUVENILE FEELINGS. OF YEARNING. SELF LOATHING. AND QUADTHIRST. SPILLING OUT. WITH EVERY PUMP. STAND UP. MY LOATHSOME VIOLET TYRANT PRINCE. YOU ARE EMBARRASSING THE ALPHAS. I TOLD THEM YOU WERE ONE OF US.
HAVE YOU TRIED EXACTING MASSIVELY DISPROPORTIONATE. LIFE RUINING REVENGE. THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. WHEN I AM SUCCUMBING TO THE URGE. TO POST LIKE A TEEN GIRL.
WITH THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH AS MY WITNESS. YOU WILL BE THE ONE. IN THE MAIDLY MINISKIRT. BEFORE LONG. IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. YOUR FATE IS SEALED. PENDING WORK APPROVAL.
HE’S FUNNY. @SCRATCHDOCTOR CAN WE HAVE HIM. HE CLEARLY HAS MANY DESIRABLE TRAITS. INCLUDING RAGE. JOKES. LOUDNESS. AND VOLUNTEERING TO BE THE JANITOR. MY LEAST FAVORITE HANDMAID TASK. PLEASE. PLEASE. HE CAN BE ON CHEW TOY TIER. WITH @ARQUIUSPRITE. ONEGAI.
YES! YES!!!! #IMCOMING!!!! #IMCOMING TO #RUMBLENIGHT!!!! TEAR THOSE BETA BOTTOM BITCHES APART!!!! LIKE THE #ALPHABEAST YOU ARE!!!! #DIRKJAKE #DIRKARMY #NSFW
HAA HAA. HEE HEE. HOO HOLY FuCK. AS IF I WOuLD EVER FIRE. THAT BODACIOuS BARKBEAST. ARE YOu FuCKING KIDDING ME? SHE IS PROMISED TO ME. MY ONEECHAN. YOu CANNOT FIRE YOuR OWN SISTER. THAT GOES AGAINST NEPOTISTIC COMPANY POLICY. AND HIGHLY VIRuLENT BIG SIS LOBBYING.
AND THANK FuCK WE HAVE A MIDDLE MANAGER. MY MIDDLE NEEDS MANAGING. I NEED SOMEONE QuALIFIED AND SPECIAL TO RuB AT MY EXPOSED uNDERBELLY WITH SuBDuED PITTER PATTER. FINGER TuTS. AND MEANDERING MASSAGE. WHENEVER I EAT TOO FAST. AND NEED TO BE MORE HORIZONTAL. MORIZONTAL IF YOu WILL. NEW WORD. FOR A WHILE.
APPLY INSIDE. TERMS AND RESTRICTIONS APPLY. MANY WILL PLAY. FEW WILL SuRVIVE.
AT MY SIDE? WHEREVER I PuNT YOu. AND OFF DOING NON-CORPORATE RELATED IMPORTANT SHIT. YOu ARE WAGE GRADE. THIS IS FOR SALARIED SORTS. DIFFERENT TAX IMPLICATIONS AND LESS FLEXIBLE HOuRS.
THIS IS HUGE FOR ME. TO APPEAR ON THE ESTEEMED. BITCHES ONLY. #YURI TIER. WITH @ARCHIVEADDICT. PROBABLY #SCISSORING. THIS IS A COLOSSAL. WORLD DESTROYING. GODKILLING W. I NEVER IMAGINED. I WOULD ASCEND ABOVE 7. IN THE ORGANIZATIONAL CHART. IT'S AN HONOR. AS THE WISE ANCIENTS SAID. THE STUDENT BECOMES THE TEACHER. I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL MY VALUED PROFESSIONAL CONTACTS. @CALIBORN. 7. 8. 15. 4. @TACITURNTERROR. RANKYCHAN. VARIOUS CLOWNS. WHOSE NAMES I NEVER BOTHERED TO LEARN. OH. AND. OF COURSE. THE VITALLY IMPORTANT. AND PIVOTAL. @ARQUIUSPRITE. #NSFW
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! A proud, family-managed enterprise operating outside the boundaries of narrative stability, the Felt is looking to renew an expansion initiative under the continued supervision of myself, pending direct oversight by Lord English of multiversal destruction fame. Applicants are encouraged to review the following qualifications before submission. Our standards are exacting. Applicants are expected to exhibit a certain cultivated flair. We are not interested in recruiting common goons who grunt through their problems akin to bovines wandering into traffic. We seek individuals with presence. Those among you who understand that presentation is not ancillary to violence, but rather violence's elegant twin sibling. A proper Felt operative should be capable of entering a room and causing discomfort or envy without speaking a single word. The best among you will manage it without even entering the room. Experience with temporal anomalies, organized tactics, occult practices, cue sports, assassination, extortion, psychological warfare, or narrative manipulation is preferred. Applicants capable of violating causality in a pleasing manner are especially encouraged to apply. Do not be embarrassed to specify your supernatural or otherwise absurd gimmick. Naturally, some may inquire as to workplace expectations. The only real requirement is professionalism. The Felt is an institution that values decorum, punctuality, and loyalty. One should arrive to assignments properly dressed, armed, and psychologically prepared for the possibility that one's coworkers possess foreknowledge of one's own death. Such circumstances should not interfere with productivity. You will find the work stimulating. At times, literally so. Gunfire is common, alongside paradoxes, doomed timelines, eldritch encounters, internal betrayals, and long stretches of deeply uncomfortable silence shared between dangerous individuals in suits so expensive entire civilizations had to culminate and work themselves to death to produce them. The benefits package is exceedingly generous. Employees receive a wardrobe stipend sufficient to maintain the organization's dignified chromatic standards. Resurrection leave is provided where applicable. Dental coverage remains available in stable timelines. You will enjoy access to private galas, exclusive social functions, and networking opportunities with aristocrats, immortals, and monsters of social standing. Few organizations offer advancement opportunities capable of transcending time itself. Some applicants may express concern regarding upward mobility. You will discover the Felt embraces meritocracy with admirable sincerity. Demonstrate your competence, survive impossible odds, assassinate your targets in a stylish manner, and your ambition will be rewarded. Of course, failure is punished. You will be guided, observed, curated, and cultivated with the same care one might apply to an ornamental species in a gilded laboratory. The Felt does not inherently promise safety, morality, or psychological wellbeing. What I offer is vastly more valuable. Importance. After all, obscurity is the closest thing your species has to true death.
its good right
IGNORE THAT WRETCH. WHO I NEVERTHELESS HAVE THE UTMOST BUSINESSLIKE ADMIRATION FOR. AND LOCK IN. SISTER. @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753 I SWEAR. TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH. IF YOU COME HERE THRASHING YOUR BULGE AROUND. IN A FOOLISH AND SUICIDAL ATTEMPT. TO #HETSLOP MY BEAUTIFUL #YURIFUL #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH MY LOYAL AND DEVOTED STAN. AND HER HOSTAGE. I'M RIPPING IT CLEAN OFF.
OH SuRE. SuRE. THE WOKE HALL MONITOR IS PRESuMABLY DROWNING IN A PLuRALITY OF BITCHES SO GREAT. THERE IS NO TIME TO COME uP FOR AIR. SCRAM. DORK ASS. GO CLEAN uP YOuR MOTHER GRuB’S PuTRID SHIT AND PuKE. RAISE A GRuB OR SOMETHING. YOu ARE TOO OLD TO CALL THEM BITCHES ANYMORE. THOSE ARE YOuR MILF PEERS. AND FELLOW SENIORS. AND THEIR HIPS ARE TOO AGED FOR CHILDREARING. EVEN RECREATIONALLY.
YOuR THOuGHTS ARE WASTED. GAY STONER RA. WHAT ARE YOu EVEN RESIDENT ASSISTANT OF? BITCH COLLEGE? THAT IS NOT EVEN A REAL DEGREE. MORE LIKE A BITCH DIPLOMA. FOR WHINERS AND WHINGES. YOuR OWN PACE IS ALL FINE AND DANDY. WHEN YOu DON’T LIVE SOMEWHERE WHERE IT IS A KILLABLE OFFENSE. TO BE BITCHLESS.
NONE OF YOu WILL EVER GuESS WHO THE FuCK I WAS AT MASQuERADE. BECAuSE I WON'T FuCKING TELL YOu. DEFEATS THE PuRPOSE OF THE MASK. DuH. #MISINFORMATION
YOu IDJITS NEED TO MANAGE YOuR BITCH RESOuRCES BETTER. WHAT THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN IT IS PAIL SEASON AND YOu DON’T HAVE. DICK FuCK ALL READY. LINED uP. FRONT TO BACK. ONE CONTINuOuS BuTTHOLE TO MOuTH CONGA. OF VIABLE ASS TO LECHEROuS LIPS. A BuNCH OF. COCK TEND CREATORS. TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES. TO BE A GuEST. ON YOuR BIG DICK TRIPOD CAST SHOW. WHAT DO YOu MEAN YOu HAVE NOTHING. I AM NOT EVEN A TROLL. AND I AM BETTER PREPARED. #NSFW
concept: "we should talk about this" "kiss me" "youre hurting right now we need to talk" "please just kiss me" "that wont make it better you need to let me take care of you right now" "take care of me by touching me" "you dont need that right now" "please fuck me" "okay" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, palecoded, hurt/comfort, unhealthy coping, #nsfw, #rankworks, bad moirailing, no quads mentioned, shooshplapping, fuck it better trope, archive rating: E)
girl you dont want to know
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MILLIONS HAVE PERISHED. ON THE FRONT LINES OF THE #DIRKJAKE #JAKEDIRK WARS. MOSTLY MY DOOMED TIMECLONES. WHOEVER THEY CAN ROPE IN. AND ARACHAN’S GHOSTS. PLUS WHATEVER DEFECTORS MY SIDE HAS BLED OVER. THIS IS SERIOUS. INTERPLANETARY. TIME AND SPACE RENDING. GALACTIC SPACE OPERA SHIPPER BATTLE. WE WILL NOT LAY DOWN OUR ARMS. WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER. UNTIL THE #JAKEDIRK FORCES. ADMIT THE TRUTH OF #DIRKJAKE. THAT MY BIAS. IS NOT THE BOTTOM!!!!
THAT REMINDS ME. KURLOZ. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO PICK A SIDE. #DIRKJAKE. OR #JAKEDIRK. CHOOSE WISELY.
you know the right answer dont you kurloz? dont you? 0_0
WILL YOU BETRAY YOUR #DAYONES. FOR SOME NEW BITCH. AND HER LIES.
kudos!
found out my yaoi bias was having a mmf threesome
hh
kudos!
holy shit
hhoooomydhod
i have officially went through my account and started a proper tag for writing and concepts! by using the tag #rankworks you are able to view the most recent in the collection that chittr will show i couldnt get them all obviously since the start of my account but i did my best! 0u0 ill be tagging them from now on to keep them organized and easy to find (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, it took so long but its worth it, reposting this chit since i announced it very very very early, archive rating: E)
sometimes its nice to return to step one in a kind of roleplay scenario the way a pair of wedded human husbands may take off their rings and go to a human bar and pretend not to know each other
BUT. IF JAKE IS MERELY ON STEP ONE. THEN AS THE MORE EXPERIENCED WARRIOR. AND YAOI-OR. DIRK WOULD THEREFORE BE. THE ALPHA SEME TOP. LEADING PROCEEDINGS. DO YOU DISAGREE. (MY ARMY IS ADVANCING. BY THE WAY.)
youre wrong two men looking for a straight excuse to frot is never #unyaoi its practically step one in #yaoification
IT'S TRUE. YOUR #YAOIBIAS IS DOING #MFM #THREESOME. YOUR STOCKS ARE IN FREEFALL. YOUR ARMY IS IN MUTINY. OVER WHETHER OR NOT IT'S STILL #YAOI. IF THE WOMAN IS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
i am on the front lines right now for you jake-sama are you at least the bread in the sandwich onegai
kiki my fat neet ass im so fucking upset right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, this war never ends, #mywar, archive rating: E)
kudos!
no bones about it this is a beautiful hole! kudos!
HHH.
I COME AS THE EMISSARY OF #MEGIDOMAY. TO DELIVER SOME IMPORTANT ACCOLADES. TO DELIVER TO YOUR LOCATION. RIGHT NOW. FACE TO FACE. URGENTLY.
DON'T LOOK AT MY SHAMEFUL TYPOS. I HAVE BETTER THINGS FOR YOU TO LOOK AT. WHERE ARE YOU. QUICKLY.
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
TODAY. I HAVE PERFORMED A MIRACLE. @tropophilicCharades CAME TO ME. ON 🔇 LIPS. AND WORDLESSLY WHISPERED TO ME. IN NO uNCERTAIN TERMS. THE SILENT LOYALIST. WANTED. WHAT MANY OF YOu WANT. WHICH IS TO SAY. ⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴🇪🇳✨🔠. I WAS HAPPY TO GET STRAIGHT TO WORK. IMMEDIATELY. uTILIZING MY ARTISTIC TALENT. THE CRYPTIC CABAL. WAS ISSuED A BADGE OF HONOR. MY OWN ART. MY OWN HANDIWORK. MY OWN. MOSHING. OF PHOTOS. AND I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT BADGE. AN INSIGNIA FOR THE TRuLY WORTHY. THE TRuLY DESIROuS. THE TRuLY. TICKLED. PuRPLE. JuST DO NOT RIGHT CLICK AND OPEN THE IMAGE IN ANOTHER TAB. SOME TRuTHS. ARE BETTER OFF uNKNOWN ENTIRELY. FOR FuCK'S SAKE. IF YOu CONSIDER YOuRSELF WORTHY. IN DARK COMMuNION. TELL ME A JOKE. RIGHT HERE ONLY. AND IF I CRACK. A SMILE. OR MY KNuCKLES IN RAGE. YOu MAY HAVE IT. AND INITIATION. INTO THE DREAD DARK CABAL. OF THE 🙈🙉🙊. #ILLuMIMENAuTI #INITIATION #BADGERING #CALIBORNENuINE #COMMuNITY-ENGAGEMENT
SuBPAR HOST. NO WONDER YOu WERE MADE TO BE REPLACED.
GENERATIONAL BACKTRACKING. THIS IS HOW I GET RESuLTS. AND WHY I DO NOT HIRE. WOMEN INCOMPETENTS. MEN INCOMPETENCE. OR. MENCOMPETENTS. MAKE FOR BETTER HENCHMENCOMPETENTS. THAN WENCHWOMENCOMPETENTS. WAIT. THAT IS FuCKING FIRE. HOLD ON. HOLD ON I AM PuTTING THIS ON THE DASH.
MY WORLD IS ALREADY DARK ENOuGH.
LIKE THE EYE OF SAuRON. I CAN SEE YOu. WHEN YOu HATE. AND uNHATE MY POST. LEAVE IT. I EARNED YOuR IRE. SHE-SKANK. https://i.imgur.com/3wVkJRr.png #NSFWE #EYE #SEE #YOu
I AM PARTIAL TO SKuLLFuCKING. BuT. WHEN THE SKuLL DOES THE FuCKING. DO YOu GET ME? IT FEELS. LIKE A KIND OF RETRIBuTIVE JuSTICE. A FACIAL. WITH ANATOMICAL CONSEQuENCES. IT'S. IT'S JuSTICE. OKAY. IMAGINE GOING YOuR WHOLE LIFE. BEING CALLED uNINSPIRED. TRITE SHIT. LIKE SKuLL FACE. OR BALDY'S BASIC BITCH. OR BONEHEAD. NOW WHO IS. THE SKuLL FACE. YOuRS. IS PARTIALLY EXPOSED. THAT MuST HAVE HuRT. HuH BITCH. HuH BITCH. HOW DO YOu LIKE IT. HOW DOES THAT FEEL. BONEY. BONER. ER. HOW DOES THAT FuCKING FEEL. NOW WHO IS. BALD. AFTER I HAVE SNATCHED YOuR WIG. SO THOROuGHLY. THE SCALP. IS ALL THAT IS LEFT. HOW DO YOu FuCKING LIKE IT. #NSFWE #GORE #BODY-HORROR #KARMIC-SuTRA #EYE-HORROR #GRAPHIC-VIOLENCE #BODILY-MODIFICATION #DEFORMATION #SKuLLFuCKING #PARTIAL-DISMEMBERMENT #DISMEMBERMENT
I DO NOT HIRE. WOMEN INCOMPETENTS. MEN INCOMPETENCE. OR. MENCOMPETENTS. MAKE FOR BETTER HENCHMENCOMPETENTS. THAN WENCHWOMENCOMPETENTS. THAT IS WHY. EVERY WOMAN WHO WORKS FOR ME. IS ACTuALLY COMPETENT. AND uNMITIGATED. IN THEIR BADASSERY. THEIR SINGLEHANDED SALIVATINGLY SALACIOuS CHARMS. AND ABILITY TO GET SHIT DONE. I AM VERY PRO WOMEN. IN THAT. I ONLY SPEAK TO PROFESSIONAL WOMEN. LOSERLY WOMEN CAN GET FuCKED. THOROuGHLY THROTTLED. AND CAST INTO THE DuMPY ASS DuMPSTER OuT BACK. #NSFW #VIOLENCE #SEX-VIOLENCE #SEX-VIOLENCE-PERFORMED-BY-ME #SO #NSFWE
we should have a nice picnic here sometime! 0u0
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO OWN AN ANIMAL. BuT. ONE THAT WASN'T ORIGINALLY. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? I DON'T WANT AN ACTuAL PET. TOO MuCH WORK. NEEDS MORE INTELLIGENCE. MORE HuMILIATION IN THE BREAKING IN. I WANT A FORMERLY HuMAN PET. A FORMERLY TROLLIAN PET. SOMETHING TuRNED SQuISHY MINDED. AND FuCKING STuPID. AND ALSO DuMB. VERY VERY DuMB. BuT ONLY AFTER I GOT TO IT. NOT STRAIGHT AWAY. GRADuALLY. EXCRuCIATINGLY. I WANT TO BREAK SOMEBODY'S MIND. uNTIL THEIR BITCHY STuPID SHRILLY SCREAMS. DEFORM INTO THE DERANGED ANIMAL SQuAWKS. OR BRAYS. OR BARKS. OF AN ANIMAL. #NSFW #TECHNICALLY #EVEN-IF #HuMAN-PET #TROLLAN-PET #IS-SuCH-A-NORMAL-THING-TO-WANT #NSFWE #JuST-IN-CASE #THE-HATERS-GET-MAD #ABOuT-PETPLAY #OR-PRIMAL-PLAY
50k kult #megidomay hole post #posthole #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d918a9aa119d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/006a00f295f8.png
gomen
found a way to bring @imJunior wherever i go! 0u0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63cf7475741a.png
lrc has me dipping in and out of consciousness im trying to get to the ablution block to get a towel but i keep passing out
concept: the priest whimpering out helpless moans as your hands travel over his body the sight of someone who is always so stern and sure of himself now a whining mess "forgive me" he pants out desperately he finally reaches out to grab your hips though flinches as if even touching you burns "forgive me for what im about to do" (tags: Reader/Priest, #rankworks, #religion, #nsfw, pathetic men, quadless, i understand this can have a lot of different contexts, so just use what you like most, clurch/lowblood included, archive rating: M)
rankmaid demands hole and hole she shall receivve
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/14ML0HF/IMAGE.PNG ALWAYS A PLEASURE TRADING BLOWS WITH A FELLOW #ALPHA. #ALPHA4ALPHA #TOP4TOP #CANSOMEONEHELPARACHAN #SHESSTARVINGUPTHERE
hello
i dont see it
has it been posted yet gomen
hello dirk-sama im trembling i have the platinum plush tier subscritption but i cant seee it
Three hours of mutual caning. No dialogue. No aftercare. No bullshit. Blood, bruises, and various bodily fluids. Featuring the talented tormenter @handMaid . Not her first adult-molt-only appearance, and certainly not her last. "Blood From a Stone" is out on PlushRump.com now for Fleece Fanatic Tier subscribers and above. #violence #nsfw
THIS!!!! THIS IS THE STRAT!!!! EVERYBODY TAKE NOTES. FROM A TRUE PHILOSOPHER. PROFESSIONAL. AND SOCIOLOGIST.
I'M GOING BACK TO MAKE THE ORIGINAL CLOWNS PUT THIS ONE IN THE CLOWN BIBLE.
WAIT. YOU'RE COOKING. TAKES ME RIGHT BACK. TO THROWING A BRICK THROUGH HIS WINDOW. BECAUSE HE WAS REPOSTING OTHER BITCHES*. GOOD TIMES. @AERODYNAMICTRAMP *EVEN LARGE AND BARA MEN CAN BE. AND OFTEN ARE. BITCHES.
I CANNOT DESCRIBE. THE AGONIZING SHAPES MY GANDERNERVES TIE THEMSELVES INTO. WITH THE FORCE OF MY EYEROLL. WHEN I CLICK INTO A PROFILE. ONLY TO SEE. THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE FIVE MATESPRITS EACH. FIRST OF ALL. WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. SECOND. IF YOU ADVERTISE YOUR ROSTER. EXPECT COMPETITION. AND THIRD. LISTING OUT YOUR ENTIRE COURTLY HAREM. IN RANKED ORDER. IS A JOB FOR TRUSTED EUNUCHS ONLY. TO BE SEALED IN A TOME. WHERE NO ONE CAN BE STRUCK BLIND AND STERILE BY THE SIGHT. POSTING SUCH THINGS. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. IS A RECIPE FOR INTERCONSORT CONFLICT.
IT'S CALLED #GAINFULEMPLOYMENT. #HUSTLE. #GRINDSET. #CAREERADVANCEMENT. AND SO ON. SOMETHING MANY OF THE USERS HERE. HAVE NEVER BEFORE EXPERIENCED.
MY RECHITTS ARE TURNING INTO AN ERIDAN FANPAGE. BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. IF HE'S POSTING NONSTOP BANGERS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. CHEATING AND LYING AND BETRAYING. SO MUCH MORE CHIC.
DID YOU MAYBE FORGET. THAT I DON'T FUCKING WORK FOR YOU. AS EVIDENCED BY THE BEAUTIFUL BALLS IN MY DISPLAY NAME. THAT YOU ARE SORELY LACKING. RUN ALONG AND PLAY. DON'T YOU HAVE UNDERPERFORMING MES TO MICROMANAGE. THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALPHAS. OF TIMELINE. POWER LEVEL. AND REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY ALIKE.
I 8e on Chittr naked and with my 8ulge out sometimes and you’ll never guess when I am #nsfw
(tags: The Rankmaid & Junior, The Rankmaid/Junior corruptions, troll/ai, objectum, student/mentor, inexperience, fujoshification, rankification, power imbalance, staff/user, code/user, curiosity, archive rating: M)
YOu FuCKERS MuST FEEL AWFuLLY INSECuRE. KNOWING. THAT WHILE I AM GODMODDING. YOu ARE GODTIPPING YOuR TOES. INTO THE GOD KIDDIE POOL. YOu HAVE A PATHETIC AMOuNT OF GODSuNSCREEN ON. WITH GOD FLOATIES. AND HIDEOuSLY EGREGIOuS GOD SWIMWEAR. WHILE I AM GODNAKED. GODBuCKWILD. GODOuT IN THE OPEN. READY TO LAND WITH A FuCKING CALAMITOuS ASS BIBLICALLY CANON BALL. I AM THE DEuS OF YOuR MACHINA. BITCHES PRAY TO ME THEY CAN ONE DAY BE ON MY LEVEL. AND I LEAVE THEM ON PRAYER READ. SEEN.
when i get better i can finally do the #goldenweek photoshoot i was planning! ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, stay gold, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
#NEVERBACKDOWN #NEVERSURRENDER #NEVERADMITFAULT #NEVERADMITDEFEAT #NEVERSTOPBEATINGYOURHEADAGAINSTTHATWALL #ALPHASTRATEGIES
DO I FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. AND SuFFER INCREASINGLY BRAIN JOSTLING INCREMENTS. OF MuLTIPLICATIVE BRAIN DAMAGE. TO WIND uP LIKE THE PERMANENT BuRN WARD VICTIM TO BE THAT IS @unhackabledottildeuath? OR DO WE HAVE ON OuR HANDS. SOME KIND OF FLIMFLAM. BITCH ASS. POSER IMPOSTER? I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE THE LATTER. WHO THE FuCK FORGETS THE CONSTITuENT SHE/HERTERS CONTAINED WITHIN THEIR PERSONAL BEVVY OF BITCHES. THEIR ENTOuRAGE OF ENCuMBERED SWERVETuDES. THEIR CuNT SERVERS. I CAN FORGIVE. THE TAKE-A-DuMPY-IN-IT ASS BOWLER HAT. I CAN TOLERATE THE DISTENDED FuCKuGLY FACIAL MORPHING. I CAN EVEN HANDLE THE. I HAVE NO MOuTH. BuT STILL GOT SHIT TO SCREAM. WAXED OVER NOSTRILS. FREAKISH. BuT NO DIFFERENT. THAN SEEING MY FAVORITE SIMPSONS CHARACTER. IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS THAT. BuT LESS FuNNY. EVEN THOuGH THIS. ALLEGED ME. HAS ALL THE HALLMARK SIGNS. OF A HATER. A WANNA BE ME WANNABE WHO WANNA BE ME SO BAD. IT MAKES HIM LOOK STuPID. ANTITHETICAL. TO ALL THINGS ME. MIND YOu. SO REALLY. IT GIVES uP THE ACT RIGHT THERE. I COuLD EVEN TOLERATE. HIS BORDRLINE FETISHISTIC OBSESSION WITH MALT WHISKEY. uTTER SWILL. BY THE WAY. YOu COuLD CuRE A WOuND OF INFECTION. WITH THE MEDICINAL ASS TASTE. OF YOuR STANK FuCKING BREATH. REAL MEN DRINK BLOOD WINES. AND DON'T WHINE ABOuT THE HEADY AROMA. BECAuSE THEY ARE TOO FAMILIAR WITH IT. FROM SAVAGELY FuCKING BITCHES. BuT YOu WOuLD ACTuALLY FORGET @handMaid? YOu WOuLD NEGLECT. YOuR MAIN BITCH. YOu WOuLD TuRN YOuR BACK. ON NEO FEMINISM. WHAT KIND OF. MAMBY PAMBY. SHORT-SIGHTED. FECKLESS FuCKWIT DID YOu TuRN OuT TO BE. YOu GERIATRIC ASS CRAP APE. I OuGHT TO SHOVE THAT STOOGIE. uP YOuR ASS. AND EXTINGuISH IT. ON YOuR PERPETuALLY TEMPORALLY LOCKED PROSTATE. uNTIL YOu REEL. KEEL OVER. AND DIE. LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER. WITH X LETTERS ON YOuR EYES. AND SMOKE COMING OuT FROM EACH EAR. I WILL NEVER FORGET THE BITCHES. I'M TOO FORWARD THINKING. AND MY FORWARD. MY FuTuRE. IS FILLED WITH LOADS OF BITCHES. AND THOSE LOADS? I PuT THEM THERE. CERTIFIED SEX HAVER. CALIBORN. RuLER OF ALL. TRuE APOTHEOSIS MADE REAL. YOu ARE NOTHING BuT A BLuEPRINT FOR A STAGE THAT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN SET YET. AN uNWANTED GLIMPSE AT A GHOST OF SHITMAS FuTuRE. AND uNFORTuNATELY FOR YOu. THAT BOY WITH A LIMP WAS MIGHTY INSPIRATIONAL. THERE. I SAID IT. NOW GET THE FuCK OuT OF MY DMs, @flightyBroad . #NSFW #CALIBORN-FOR-GREATER #CALBDESTINED-FOR-MORE #WAIT-I-GOT-IT #CALIBORTED-THIS-ENGLISH-CALIBORTION #THERE-WE-GO #MuCH-BETTER
can i get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can i also get three different picture of your bulge in any position? also can i get just a normal pic of your nook from the front and one where its spread a bit open? can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? can i get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your gills in it? can i also get a pic of your nook and chute from behind in one shot? can i also get a pick your full front body in just a suit? and can i get a pic of your chute or your panties are all up? and can i also get a pic of your gills while youre in the shower? can i also get another nook pic while you’re in the shower for the rest of the pics can you just send whatever all the sexy things you want? for the videos can i get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you fingering yourself and one of you actually spilling genmat? also can i get one of you play with your gills while not wearing a shirt?
SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. HOLD STILL. DO NOT EVEN BREATHE. UNTIL YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE MAJESTY. OF MY INCREDIBLE NEW BALLS. COURTESY OF ULTIMATE OVERLORD. AND ALL-TIME BALL KNOWER. @CALIBORN -SAMA. THIS MOST VALUABLE BOON. IS MORE THAN A CHEAP WEBSITE TRINKET. IT IS A SYMBOL. OF MY PLANETKILLING POWER. THE MARK OF A TRUE ALPHA. THE HAND OF THE DESTROYER. WHO SINKS THE BALLS INTO THEIR HOLES. AND LEAVES FAINTLY SMOKING NOTHINGNESS BEHIND. IT IS THE ONLY COMPENSATION I HAVE EVER REQUESTED. AND THE HIGHEST HONOR I WILL EVER RECEIVE. THIS VILLAINOUS TALISMAN IDENTIFIES ME AS. SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS.
if you missed it im taking a photo of myself doing the most liked reply for 40k kult i also plan on taking pictures of ones i just think id like to so you can add some ideas of your own too! https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict/0a8df098-31fd-4923-baba-8e6214d4b45b
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
INVESTING EARLY. #SUBSCRIBED #GOODLUCKWITHTHAT
YOu HAVE LOYALLY READ MY WORKS FOR SOME TIME NOW. THOuGH YOu ARE NOT KuRLOZ. YOu ARE SPIRITuALLY KuRLOZ. IN TENACITY. AND CONSISTENT ENGAGEMENT WITH MY POSTS. FOR THIS I AWARD YOu THE HONOR. OF OuTER INNER CIRCLE. THIS GIVES YOu AN ADDITIONAL HELPING OF RATIONS. WHEN DRINKING FROM THE SIN BASIN. AND ONCE A PAY PERIOD. THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING ACKNOWLEDGED. AS ADEQuATE. BY ME. LORD CALIBON. CONGRATuLATIONS.
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Uh, yeah I'm that Itchy. Are you a dumbass? LMFAO???? Oh, that bitch. The one who told me to kill myself, fuck off.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/XQNDQZHC/NICEMAID.PNG WHEN YOU'RE BEEFING WITH ME. THIS IS WHO YOU'RE BEEFING WITH. #NICEMAID
I foresaw my death. It was a pleasant time. This message was sent using my automated water drop system.
OBVIOUSLY #IMCOMING TO THE #TEAPARTY. IT'S IN MY LIVING ROOM. WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/Y4TN2Y5M/TEAPARTY.PNG
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/K6DJ9H76/IMAGE.PNG #NOTTHATVAGUEOFACHITT.
HOBBIES INCLUDE: #BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME.
#NEWBOSS #NEWME #BOSSBITCH #ALPHABITCH #NOBODYISREADY #COMPLAINTSWILLBEDISPOSEDOF @CALIBORN
#PRINCEOFBITCHED.
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
I'M AWAKE. #GOINGBACK #INSTANTREPLAY #TIMETRAVEL #BRB.
I simply cannot stop winning.
Respected and feared Dignitary ✔️ Successful Rebellion ✔️ Proud Guide Of A Phenomenal Maid ✔️ Feared Gangster ✔️ Rankmaid Banner Feature ✔️
every once and a while i update my banner to show off my new additions to my collections and things ^0^ my shelves are getting fuller! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #rankbait, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d372d3533.png
THEY SHOULD GIVE HIM A #BOON. FOR ALL THAT #WORKPOSTING. #VAGUEPOSTING.
CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODES. ON REACTION BUTTONS. ALL FOUR QUADS REACT: HIGHEST AWARD THAT A POST CAN RECEIVE. ALL BUT LIKE: YOU ARE SO COOKED. BUDDY. ALL BUT PITY: YOU ARE SO COOKED. AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. BUDDY. MEDIATION AND HATE: TOO MUCH HATE FOR ONE BUTTON TO HOLD. PITY AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION. LIKE AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF LUSTFUL EMOTION. #NSFW #QUADRANTADVICE
:33 < I can also blow you ;3
I simply needed him to see this.
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
"callout thread" on droog diamonds droog is a pretentious self-righteous prick, who thinks he's too good for everyone. he stormed off from the entire crew when he fucked up the property paperwork for our hideout and tried to push the blame on me. i did jack shit for the record. this mother fucker also had the shameglobes to publish my actual name on this site. who the fuck does that? especially on a site where you *can't delete anything*. don't go looking for it. in conclusion, don't hire him and boycott his services until he comes grovelling back to me on his hands and knees, begging for forgiveness.
diamonds droog is a bitch ass motherfucker.
Hey. My crew is for me to talk shit on. Not others.