Kurloz Makara, The Miracult Preacher
@taciturnTerror
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;o) Honk
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @neuroTransmitted :o) And so soon after joining us! :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) That is VERY good to hear, old friend. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes ...it won't be like back then. i promise. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) . . . you, specifically, can be exempt from this one. :o) A-And, hah, onto your question! :o) "WH47 W45 Y0UR 71M3L1N3 M01R41L L1K3?" :o) . . . :o( . . . the brightest spark i ever fuckin' knew. i gave my all for him. literally. and i'd do it a motherfuckin' gain.
1'M 5UR3 H3'D D0 7H3 54M3 F0R Y0U. Y0U 533M L1K3 4 G00D 0N3.
:o) . . . i wouldn't motherfuckin' say that just yet, brother. you ain't know me.
how vulgar.
:o) Let's just say I'm happy for the safety that my home provides. away from tainted motherfuckers like you.
:o) Good evening. :o) What a day it has been, hm? :o) I'm sure all of you dear friends of mine will be winding down for 'cupe right about now. :o) Well. :o) Goodlight. :o) Sleep tight. :o) Don't let the slimemites bite.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @emotionalCorpse :o) Ah, Mr. D'Amore! A pleasure. :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o( :o( Well...I am most sorry to see that. :o) But perhaps an answer can change that? :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes would it ever be any different with us? :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) You never did seem like someone to bow to idols...anymore. :o) And for your question... :o) "just a heads up, will break that contract from last question lmfao XD faithfulness isn’t quite my strong suit, but whatever my question to you is, what is the most painful thing you’ve put a troll through or gone through, dealer’s choice which you answer though please, don’t spare us the details" :o) To spare those on the timeline a most unfortunate lurching, I shall talk about myself. :o) And also say. :o) #Violence #Gore #Horror #Body-horror :o) I have sort of a skewed view on these things so I'm just covering my bases there. :o) I think the most pain I've ever been through was when dearest @handMaid needed to make a spectacle out of highblood execution back in the old days. :o) Well...Old days for you, hm? :o) For me, it was honestly relatively recent. Perhaps only a thousand or so sweeps ago? i was put to the chains and dragged through the streets on the back of a cart. stones dug into every part of me and lit up my nervous system from all angles. grit bore into the pores of me, boulders shredded at my grub scars. i was pulled until i was brought to a table in the woods. prepared just for me, i'd bet. lowbloods of every motherfuckin' shade surrounded me, but i only had eyes for one. you remember, right, damara? how i looked at you then. how my pan flashed into yours and i told you not to hold nothin' back. and to your utmost credit, sister, YOU WERE LIKE FIRE. i was placed upon my deathcupe and she began with her murder most foul. she cut at my skin first. shallow, enough to draw blood but only nicks. i watched the purple leak out of me like grape faygo singing BEAUTIFUL motherfucking rivers. i shivered at the touch of chill my blood brought up to my skin, gritting my teeth into the cuts. she whispered in my ear, only loud enough for my ass to hear. "IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. IGNORE THEM. FOCUS ON HOW *I* MAKE YOU FEEL." she didn't say another word after that, just lay into me with the quickness. i felt her knife carve into fat and meat and touch to bone and my whole body *rocked* with the agony of it. though my tongue was cut out long ago, i still felt my squawk blister sore with the screaming. i squirmed and writhed in my restraints, felt her take somethin' *hot* and cauterize a few of the worst ones shut. she wanted to prolong my suffering. i think my vision gave out after some time, or maybe i was just squeezing my eyes shut, but eventually it blended into a downright SYMPHONY of frustration and agony. it felt like minutes passed into hours into sweeps of torture. my skin peeled, my flesh was marked and claimed, and my blood shed for the beauty of it. it was brutality, it was ferocity, it was... PERFECTION. :o) ...Or perhaps I made all of that up. :o) After all, how could a troll ever come back from that? :o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo
JUST SPRAYING OUR BUSINESS. ACROSS ALL OF CHITTR. LIKE A FIRST-TIMER MISSING THE PAIL AND HITTING THE FLOOR.
my curiosity has pulled your business from behind closed doors, sorry for the intrusion, though i must say an artist of the flesh is an artist nonetheless #gore
:o) Hee hee. :o) My apologies. I have a soft spot for Mr. D'Amore.
:o/ Disputing the caste system again, are we...? :o/ Undoing all of my and @handMaid's hard work over the sweeps. :o) Oh well suppose we'll have to go back out on another excursion, hm?
:o) Believe what you wish :o) It is of no consequence to me. :o) There's merit to being an 'unseen hand'.
:o) Good evening once again, my friends. :o) My final reminder to the world before I shut up about it for a while :o) I now have an 'ask box' present. :o) Any pressing thoughts to share? :o) Questions to ask of me? :o) Posit them there. :o) The Link is in my Bio.
:o) More and more 'me's are popping up... :o) I suppose it was only a matter of time.
:o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo and i know that better than most.
You Seem 🖋️mportant To Our Lord. Makes Sense He Would Want Extras.
SPEAK NOT OF SHIT YOU DO NOT MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND, BLASPHEMER. OUR LORD HAS CLAIMED MY SOUL AND MINE ALONE. THERE ARE NO 'EXTRAS'. THERE ARE NO 'SPARES'. THERE IS ONLY ME. AND ME. AND ME. THE ONLY THING THAT SAVES YOU FROM RETRIBUTION FOR YOUR INSOLENCE IS YOUR IGNORANCE. CORRECT IT.
everyone always wants to copy the best (|;p
My Apolog🖋️es. 🖋️ Know Only What Has Been Taught To Me On The Subject.
:o) Quite. :o) So take a page from my holy book :o) Speak less :o) Listen more.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @studiousCorvidae :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Only the most studious are smilers :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No smart :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes but with more vigor you really are smart, ain't you? :o) The message: :o) "Greet🖋️ngs! Not A Quest🖋️on, 🖋️ Know. :o)" :o) Hello. I appreciate the ol' Razzle Dazzle.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @caveatGuidance :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) A smile is always appreciated :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes you always were easy to grab :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) Wonderful. :o) Your question: :o) "If I had already experienced d9u6le death 6ef9re, d9es that instance c9unt as a pledge? 6ecause I experienced my sec9nd death when I g9dtiered." :o) Nope, that isn't what that means. Does not work that way :o) You are grossly :o) Misinformed.
Heyheyheywait. What d9 y9u mean I was always easy t9 gra6. WHAT D9ES THIS MEAN KURL9Z.. Anyways. What truely c9unts as a pledge? Was saying yes t9 that a pledge then if my sec9nd death wasn't? 6ecause it truely feels like I already pledged the m9ment I had my sec9nd death...
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) "bunmelBoogie" :o) Not a handle Chittr recognizes... :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) A smile is better than a frown, in the face of the unknown. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No so you won't even let me crack in that nugbone? coward. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) Hee hee...You've done it now. :o) Your question: :o) "how’d 7ou get into this position? what revelation led 7ou down this path?" :o) . . . in my fitful dreams i felt the unseen claws of a master i had yet to serve i screamed and screamed and screamed for i knew he had claimed my soul i wrought out the hearing of a lover and was brought into the arms of a hate most stygian and once the Cardinal Movement sang its dreadful song? :o) There was simply no going back.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @xxScenegrlxx :o) Hello, Chchow :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Always wonderful to hear :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes oh how i would love to peruse the wonders in your think pan :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes don't worry, i understand your attention drifts elsewhere. it will drift back. someday. :o) Your question: :o) "xx_HAI!!!!_wghat_iz_yur_favorite_fruit_and_how_do_yuo_liek_2_eat_it?_chchow_liekz_MANGOZ_and_her_fav_way_2_hav_it_is_freshly_cut_x))_nothin_fancy_thogugh_she_would_also_never_turn_down_a_mango_dessert..._or_any_dessert_for_dat_matter_xx" :o) Hello Chchow :o) Fruits... :o) Hee hee :o) I've been eating peaches off of some mighty fine trees.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) "Daquavious Bingleschnort III (in all honesty i don't got an account so i've no handle to give)" :o) My my...Then how did you find my posts? :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes assuredly, i can reach you even without an account :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes, but with more Vigor :o) MOST EXCELLENT :o) Your question: :o) "am i glad that he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and, i just remembered, we're out here. what i wanna know is, where's the caveman?" :o) Hmm... :o) This almost feels like a Monroe meme... :o) Or perhaps not. :o) Nonetheless :o) The reference is appreciated.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @adiosToreador :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) It warms me to see you smile :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No likely for the best. you don't need alla that smoke :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) Thank you, Tavros :o) Your question: "wHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE, pOKEMON AND ALSO, pOKEMON CHARACTER? aLSO, sAY HI TO, dAMARA FOR ME PLEASE, }:)" :o) I will say hello to her. :o) @handMaid Hello. :o) As for Pokemon...I greatly enjoy Mandibuzz. :o) For for Pokemon Characters...Allister. He reminds me of myself when I was younger.
oOH, mANDIBUZZ IS FUN, i CAN SEE THAT, tHOUGH WHEN i THINK ABOUT IT, i MOSTLY THINK ABOUT HOW ITS BABY VERSION, wAS REALLY REALLY REALLY, rEALLY REALLY, rEALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD, iN l1TTLE cUP AND, mAYBE STILL IS, i AM UNSURE BUT, i COULD DEFINITELY SEE YOU IN, oNE OF THOSE CRANIAL BONE, dIAPERS,
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @gestaltCreophage...Again :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Once more onto the smile :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No :o) Still? A shame... :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) You must be very loyal to pledge twice over! :o) Your question... :o) "SSINCE YOU SSEEM TO BE MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE ON YOUR RELIGION OR AT LEASST YOU CLAIM TO BE >8/ WHAT ISS THE PURPOSSE OF IT ALL >8? WHY PAINT YOURSSELVESS AND WHY ACT ASS ENTERTAINERSS >8?" :o) . . . that's a long ass motherfuckin' question :o) But if I had to condense it down :o) It has something to do with a nightmare :o) And a curse :o) And a doll.
>8/ WHY ISS THISS SSO INTERESSTING >8? WHATEVER I DONT HAVE ANY MORE QUESSTIONSS TO ASSK RIGHT NOW EITHER WAY >8/
:o) I am eight foot nine :o) I would have been taller :o) But alas...
D'aww! You never know, maybe you just need ON-E more meatloaf to get t)(at post-mortom growt)( spurt!
:o) Unfortunately, Miss Consternation, there is nothing to fix my affliction it's stronger than death.
T)(en we're gonna need a lot more meatloaves to deal wit)( t)(is... Okay! I'll start s)(oveling t)(em into t)(e oven!
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @tropophilicCharades :oD :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) *Nod nod* :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes ;o) HONK :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes, but with more vigor ;o) GLORIOUS. :o) ... :o) "how practiced are you in the art of silent comedy? surely you are keeping our lord throughly entertained?" ;o) ;oD :o) :o/ :o/ :oD :o)
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @gestaltCreophage :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Wonderful. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No :o) Clever. Very clever. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) Hee hee... :o) The main question... :o) "WHY ISS THERE NOT AN OPTION TO REFUSSE FEALTY >8? I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT THISS LORD OF DOUBLE DEATH AND WOULD EITHER LIKE TO BE ENLIGHTENED ABOUT WHO THISS ISS OR WHY EXACTLY I MUSST PLEAD FEALTY TO THEM IF I WISH TO HAVE MY QUESSTIONSS ANSSWERED >8/ PREFERABLY I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW BOTH ACTUALLY BUT I DONT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DEMAND SSUCH >8/" :o) Well, it matters not now, doesn't it? :o) You've already pledged yourself :o) Your soul is claimed though...it already motherfuckin' was LET'S ALL DANCE IN THE SHATTERED REMNANTS OF A BUBBLE TOGETHER.
SSOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PARTICU/AR BRAND OF ZEA/OTRY ISS INTERESSTING TO ME >8/ I WI// SSEND MORE QUESSTIONSS >83
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @chillerAficionado :o) Hello, Casper. Your reputation proceeds you. :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Good, good... :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes delicious. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes don't worry, we'll work out the hesitation :o) Now, the main question... :o) "Hi! I was just wondering how you feel about purples that don't don't plead their fealty to the Lord. Or does that not matter as much? Also, :o)" :o) Hee hee...Honk. :o) To answer...Well, it matters very little to me if people actually believe in my Lord :o) Or pledge their fealty :o) In the end ALL WILL BURN IN GLORIOUS DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKING DEATH AND WORLDS WILL CRASH INTO ONE ANOTHER AND THE THIEF WILL REFUSE HER LESSON AND PARADISE WILL BE CREATED AND IT WILL BURN. IT WILL BURN. IT WILL BURN :o) Revelries 6:18 - "Oh scream, oh cry, oh laugh and laugh and laugh, oh sing! Oh, tell it again!”
WE// >8/ THATSS DEFINITE/Y AN ANSSWER TO ONE OF MY QUESSTIONSS A/READY >8/
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @arcaneAspirations :o) Ah...Miss Ursila. :o) A friend of mine is VERY fond of you. :o) A pleasure to finally speak. :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) It would be odd for it to be otherwise, hm? :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No HAW HAW HAW...your intelligence is more than most. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes but with more vigor :o) Wonderful, acolyte. :o) The main question is... :o) "hEllO brOthEr kUrlOz, A plEAsUrE tO sEE OnE Of kIn sO wIllIng tO AnswEr qUEstIOns. I wIsh Ask whAt yOUr fAvOrItE dAy Of hOly (nOn sEcUlAr) wOrshIp Is. mInE Is All sAInts IsOlAtIOn! I fInd thE Act Of hOlIng OnEs sElf Up, nOt EAtIng Or drInkIng. jUst rEcItIng scrIptUrE And pErfOrmIng Acts Of wOrshIp qUItE plEAsUrAblE. I ApOlOgIzE I cAnnOt cOnsEnt tO A sIEzUrE, I Am AlrEAdy In A hOspItAl And dO nOt wIsh wOrry my mAtEsprIt." :o) Ah...So you misunderstood as well. No matter. :o) To answer your question: I am fond of Temptations Day during All Colors Week. :o) Something about a day of...hh..denial :o) Followed by BLESSED SATIATION :o) ...Hee hee... :o) Yes. :o) I am VERY fond of that one.
hOw lOvEly! I tOO Am fOnd Of mUch Of All cOlOrs wEEk! whAt ElsE wOUld yOU mEAn, sEIzUrE? thE stEAlIng Of my sElf? hm