#straight
oh we hornyposting? okay im not gay but sometimes lowkirkenuinely dick looks kinda juicy and tasty when you think about it like just imagine giving that shit the gluckinator 9000 as a man bigger and stronger than you ruffles your hair and tells you how good youre doing again im entirely straight im just appreaciating #nsfw #notgay #straight
I'm not even an acquaintance of Dorothy. I. We're. Lukewarm. I'm on a first name business-casual basis with Dorothy, if we had to mark it somewhere on the measuring tape.
just found out how to block tags, please if you're #straight make sure you tag for that because i need ALL straight activity BLOCKED DURING PRIDE MONTH
I do hope you'll pardon my tardiness- although you'll be pleased to know the ball is already rolling at Crockercorp HQ on our #PrideMonth festivities. I would like to wish a VERY happy pride to the various LGBTQ+ individuals of this userbase, and commend their continuous courage and authenticity. Frankly, I wasn't going to say anything, given the binormative standards of Alternian society to which I've been educated. DO trolls celebrate Pride? And for that matter, would it be... LGSTQ+? "S" for Straight? ... Is it Straight Pride Perigee? Anywhoodle. A VERY happy Pride to you all, straight or n...Read more
AITA FOR KILLING PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGREE WITH ME. IN LIEAu. OF A STRuCTuRED DEBATE. PRE-MORTEM. I (CALBORN) FIND THAT I. WIN MORE DEBATES. WHEN THE PARTICIPANTS (M19) (M24) (F19) (F34) (F19) (F23) (M22) (NB27) ARE ALREADY DECEASED. #NSFW #STRAIGHTuPMuRDER #ANDNOT #MuRDER #INLIKE #ARHETORICAL #ORANYOTHER #FANCYWAY #DEATH #STRAIGHT #uP EDIT: NOT LOOKING FOR JuDGEMENT. JuST INSIGHT. ON HOW TO JuSTIFY THESE KILLINGS AS WHOLLY NECESSARY. AND MORE CONVINCING. TO MY ALREADY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT POINTS.
Like if you're secure enough in your straightness to give another man a handy when he needs it. #nsfw #straight #masculinity #isaiditsnotgay
PSA: It ain’t gay to like men. It’s gay to deny liking men. And I speak the truth. #Straight