I'm not even an acquaintance of Dorothy. I. We're. Lukewarm. I'm on a first name business-casual basis with Dorothy, if we had to mark it somewhere on the measuring tape.
If the analogy is lost on you, I refuse to dissect the comedic aspect of the post with explanation any further!
I would like to point out that even if I WERE fond of the other meat, so to speak, my social resources would be similarly depleted by the size of our pantheon. Double of near-zilch is still a sparse handful.
i hesitate to sUggest this, bUt... yoU know, the mUltiverse can be rather UsefUl for experimenting. why, my- er, one of my dear friends' first lesbian experiences was in the dreambUbbles while she was still qUestioning! it soUnds vapid, bUt it's not a terrible way to feel things oUt.
I AM NOT TRAVELING TO THE DREAMBUBBLES FOR EXPERIMENTAL GAY SEX TOURISM.
i AM STILL CURIOUS ABOUT, iF dOROTHY HAD A MUSTACHE LIKE, iF dOROTHY AND THE cOWARDLY mANED rOARBEAST, hAD SOME SORT OF, hORRIFIC OFFSPRING, cOMBINING BOTH OF THEIR QUALITIES, lEADING TO A SORT OF, dOROTHY THE sECOND, wHO SHARES ALL OF dOROTHY'S ESSENTIAL QUALIT1ES BUT HAS, a REAL SOUP STRAINER ON HER LIP, a REAL CATERPILLAR, a VERITABLE PAIR OF HANDLERBARS, iF YOU WILL, a L1P SCRATCHER, tHE FLAVOR SAVOR, jUST A REAL TACO FLOSSER, a LIP TOUPEE OR PERHAPS MOUTH MERKIN, tHOUGH REAL, oF COURSE, tHOUGH i AM NOW ALSO WONDERING ABOUT, wHAT A PROSTHETIC MUSTACHE, wOULD MEAN FOR THE jANE META, a NEIGHBOR FOR THE NOSE, a CRUMB CATCHER, a MOUTH BROW, wHAT 1F SHE HAD, a COOKIE DUSTER, tHE DRIP GUARD OR, bOOGER NET, a WOMB BROOM, tHE SNOT MOP, a DIRT SQUIRREL, wHAT IF SHE HAD FACE LACE, i'M JUST, rEAL CURIOUS ABOUT THESE SORTS OF THINGS, #SUGGEST1VE #MUSTACHE
the dreambUbbles were jUst one sUggestion! and, to be clear, it was a specific ghost this Unnamed friend had been speaking to for a while in her dreams, not... *sex toUrism.*
(=｀ω´=) < INTERESTING... SAY NO MORE!!! EFURYTHING YOU'RE _NOT_ SAYING HAS ALREADY SAID IT ALL! AND OMG. THE IMPLICATPUNS... THE IMPLICATPUNS!!!!!!
What does that tag mean.
~(=^‥^) < OH, WOW!!! I HOPE SOMEPAWDY'S WRITING THIS DOWN!!!!!!!! #OMG